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RANDOM FUTURAMA QUOTES!
Thy Dungeonman:
Ok, this thread should not be depressing.
Fry - "He must have used a sleep ray on me! Sleep rays exist in the future, right?"
Leela - "No, they don't."
Fry - "Oh, then I must have fallen asleep."
Thnikkaman:
Leela: Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan.
Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan?
Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths.
...
Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him?
ImRonBurgundy?:
Dr. Zoidberg: "Hooray! Now Zoidberg is the popular one!"
Prof. Farnsworth: "Yes, let's all talk to Zoidberg!"
Ozymandias:
Fry: Wait, listen, I'm usually the first guy to toot my own lower horn...
Bender: I'll say! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Fry: But in this case, I just don't think it's going to do any good.
Bender: That's what she said! WOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lrrr: This "jerked" chicken is good. I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked.
Bender: It's used to it! WOOOOOOOOOO!
Fry: YES! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out!
Bender: Just like at the movie theater! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Lrrr: If I poach this beast's lower horn, am I any better than that ranger with his demented foot lust? (thinks) Yes, but not by enough. This human's lower horn is one of God's creatures, a living thing, and all living things, large and small...
Bender: In this case small! WOOOOOOOO!
Leela: Well, Fry, it looks like you get to hold onto your lower horn.
Bender: As usual! WOOOOOOOO!
Oh, and the last line of the series:
Leela: Please don't stop playing, Fry. I want to hear how it ends.
****ing show. No show that funny should actually make me cry a little. :(
Music_Monkey&Me:
Bender: Look there's Bigfoot!
Ranger Park, the park ranger: Where?!
Bender: Up your face!
Bender: Stupid anti-pimping laws! PAY THE MAN
Robo-ho: Bender honey we love you
Bender: Shut up baby I know
Bender: OH. YOUR. GOD.
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