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RANDOM FUTURAMA QUOTES!
Thy Dungeonman:
Fry: So, here's the plan.
Amazonian: *grunts*
Bender: What kind of moronic plan is that?
Thnikkaman:
Bender: "Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack and hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack."
Zoidberg: (after breaking bottle) "Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes the bottle… then perhaps gifts!"
Scandanavian War Machine:
(going to the moon)
leela: "prepare for launch."
fry: "yeah! can i do the count down?"
leela: "sure, knock yourself out."
fry: "TEN.......NINE......"
leela: "we're here."
fry (whispering): "eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff."
Hat:
Bender (visisbly upset): "Oh this is awful. Somewhere there's a Bender more evil than me."
Fry:"It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip"
Zoidberg:"And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside."
Damn I miss this show.
Amazon Women in the Mood just came on TV and this one had me pissing myself as well.
Zaph: "Theres not a resturant I can't fly. She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro"
The pronounciation of bistro is also hilarious.
RawR?:
"My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The second clue then came 2 hours later at 4:15."
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