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onewheelwizzard:
Star Wars quotes minus any word, plus "pants."

1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them.  See to it personally Commander.
5 These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6 I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.  I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11 TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12 Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought onboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15 Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18  Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
19 Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.  Especially for  your sister!
21 Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22 Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants,  I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

redbeardjim:
To follow up on onewheelwizard:

"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."

Lines:
onewheelwizard, that was EXCELLENT.

the princess bride, with porn.

- That's right. When I was your age, television was called porn. And this is a special porn. It was the porn my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
- You've got an overdeveloped sense of porn. It's going to get you into trouble someday.
- Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my porn. Prepare to die.
-  Offer me everything I ask for.
   Anything you want.
   I want my porn back you son of a bitch.
- Farm boy, fill these with porn - please.
- Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the porn?
- This is your last chance! Surrender now!
  PORN FIRST!
- Hear this now: I will always come for porn.
  But how can you be sure?
  This is true porn - you think this happens every day?
- You rush a porn man, you get rotten porn.
- I've hired you to help me start a porno. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
- And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy porn!  
- Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in porn. Presently I'm writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting.
- You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a porn war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when porn is on the line!
- Boo. Boo. Boo.
  Why do you do this?
  Because you had porn in your hands, and you gave it up.
- Westley, what about the POUS's?
  Pornos Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
- First things first, to the death.
  No. To the porn.
  I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
  I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand,
  you porn faced buffoon.
- DROP... YOUR... PORN! (also works very well with pants.)

Alchemist:

--- Quote from: iamyourpirate ---
--- Quote from: Alchemist ---/bypass obvious Jerry Maguire quote
--- End quote ---


what, "You had me at penis."??? ;)

"All right, you win. You win. I give. I'll say it. I'll say it. I'll say it. MATERNITY! MATERNITY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! MATERNITY! MATERNITY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!"

"YES. YES. Say it. He vas my... BOY TOY."
--- End quote ---


No, but since you asked for it:

SHOW ME THE PENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!1!!!11eleventyone

Ozymandias:
LOTR works well with pants too.

"I made a promise, Mr. Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave pants Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to."

If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
...and you have my bow...
...and my pants.

"I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants."

"Always remember Frodo, the Ring is trying to get back to its pants. It wants to be found."

"Gentlemen, we do not stop till pantsfall."

Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been pantsdropping?
I haven't been droppin' no pants sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me.

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