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Misword a Movie Quote!
Thy Dungeonman:
You want the pants?! You can't handle the pants!
öde:
What happens in my pants, stays in my pants.
Scandanavian War Machine:
(pulp fiction! yay)
Whether or not what we experienced was an 'According to Hoyle' miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of booze. Booze got involved.
The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's booze fucking with you. Fuck booze. Booze only hurts, it never helps.
You don't fuck with a man's booze. It's against the rules.
Thy Dungeonman:
This isn't where I parked my llama.
Night Rocker:
I'll be pants-ed
Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Porn. The Porn, oh, you don't know the Porn? He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Mrs.Mullens., she's the Porn. And the Porn ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Porn. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Porn ruined that, too, with a little thing called Playboy! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Porn is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!
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