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mberan42:
While they don't necessarily need to be from Movies, TV Shows, and Books, post your favourite quotes here.

I love quotes. I've saved a metric crapton of them. Some because they're funny, others because they're serious, yet others because they completely apply to my life... So post some of your favourite quotes here.

Anyways, to initiate the thread...



Depression is like losing your car keys and then finding them in your pocket an hour later, only to discover that they've been cursed and you can't use them until you accomplish three noble quests for an evil British king from the past.

Blue Kitty:
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Kai:
YOU CAN BE MY WINGMAN ANYTIME


BULLSHIT

YOU CAN BE MINE

Trollstormur:
GET TO DA CHOPPAH!





probably something from the devil's dictionary. I love that shit.

Inlander:
Cannibal, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.

Hmn, Troll?

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