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Kid Modernist:
"Dance like there's ass in your pants"
- Ray Smuckles

"But why think about that when all the golden land's ahead of you and all kinds of unforeseen events wait lurking to surprise you and make you glad you're alive to see?"
- Jack Kerouac

"I am older than I once was, and younger than I'll be, that's not unusual."
- Paul Simon

"I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen... and replaced by exact duplicates."
- Steven Wright

Q: Who was the youngest Queen of England?
A: No, that little servant girl cannot have any of my lucky soup pennies, Mr. and Mrs. Fellows will go mental.

"Live by the foma that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy." - Kurt Vonnegut via Bokonon in Cat's Cradle.

redbeardjim:
"I don't mind all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know that I'm not dumb -- and I also know that I'm not blonde."
 -- Dolly Parton

And a couple from Terry Pratchett:

"There is a certain type of girl who, while incapable of cleaning her own room even at knifepoint, will fight for the privilege of spending the day shoveling manure in a stable."

"You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape -- the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of its eyes -- we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality."

Steyr_Junkie:
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-Lucanus (Marcus Annaeus Lucan)

Lines:
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. - Peter from Office Space

that was my motto in high school. because i didn't give a crap.

TheMike:
"In a way we shouldn't be surprised because these terrorist subhumans are just looking for an excuse to get violent and will take anything they can get. What makes me mad is that newspaper editors and stuff are getting fired for having printed the political cartoon. So I guess we can't do anything that might 'offend' the same people who videotape themselves sawing off the heads of innocent westerners."

"I'm sorry to say that the subject I most disliked was mathematics. I have thought about it. I think the reason was that mathematics leaves no room for arguement. If you made a mistake, that was all there was to it."
Malcom X, Autobiography


"Genuine eros makes us desire a particular person; crude desire is satisfiable by fungible bodies. But the distinction between eros and lust is a fine one, and in many instances doubtful; we only deceive ourselves that this person is not replaceable by others in our affections."

"Women are like rabbits
they are to be kept in small, separate cages
taken out and cooed to gently
cuddled briefly, to temporarily revel
in their warm affection
their pelts and egos stroked
until they are content in their belief
that they are the sole recipients of
this undivided attention.
rabbits, incidentally,
are quite dull creatures."

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