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« on: 01 Sep 2006, 11:42 »
Okay, so this is way late to be posting this, but I just found it and it is hilarious:
http://www.the-editing-room.com/?script=revengeofthesith
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« Reply #1 on: 01 Sep 2006, 16:36 »
Brilliant!
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« Reply #2 on: 01 Sep 2006, 18:12 »
SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON
Ian, you're under arrest for being a manipulative motherfucker.
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« Reply #3 on: 01 Sep 2006, 18:23 »
EWAN MCGREGOR
It's over, Hayden. I've got the high ground, just like Darth Maul did in Episode 1 right before I killed him successfully. Ignoring that, if you jump over to me, I will cut your shit off.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
You underestimate my power to decide not to jump to the low ground in front of you where I will be able to safely continue duelling, but to instead try to jump all the way over you and get my shit cut off!

He JUMPS and gets his SHIT cut RIGHT THE FUCK OFF. Then he is COMPLETELY BURNED.

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Motherfucker!
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« Reply #4 on: 02 Sep 2006, 02:16 »
Man, I love that guy's scripts. I've been reading them for years now.
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« Reply #5 on: 02 Sep 2006, 03:47 »
That is really well-done critique.  Addressed most of my issues with the movie, actually.
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« Reply #6 on: 02 Sep 2006, 04:28 »
*is now reading just about every script on that site*

Thanks for making this known to me. :D
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« Reply #7 on: 02 Sep 2006, 04:37 »
Some of the other scripts are pretty awesome as well. I love the Blair Witch Project one.


JOSH
We're lost.

MIKE
We are totally fucking lost.

HEATHER
(bitchy)
We're not lost.
(pause)
Oh shit, we're lost.
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« Reply #8 on: 02 Sep 2006, 06:07 »
Y'know, I didn't until just now realize there are tons of other parody scripts on that site.  Some are stupid, but some are genius.  I just read the Blade script; the best part is how the majority of the film is condensed into like two lines: "She gets CAPTURED.  And then RESCUED."
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« Reply #9 on: 02 Sep 2006, 07:36 »
That was amazing.
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« Reply #10 on: 02 Sep 2006, 10:41 »
Too good!
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