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Most distateful sexual innuendo...
AlexAttack:
i saw the video for poison by alice cooper the other day. it was at a pub so i couldn't really hear what he was singing and the last time i heard the song was probably sometime in the 80s when i was small and cared not for lyrics, just the rock. anyway the video was alice rocking out (he may have had a riding crop with him) and then every so often there was a cut scene with a girl either in a skimpy bikini or underwear or topless but seemingly totally random to the rest of the video. needless to say the video was pretty seedy and i reckon there was some innuendo, possibly distasteful, in there. i was at a 'posi' hardcore show at the time so there were many people making snide comments at the appropriate moments. alot of people were burying their head in their hands when the song came on too.
also, haha halford, now everyone knows why you wore so much more leather than the average heavy metal singer. seriously, i saw a promo photo and he was wearing a fucking skintight leather jumpsuit! how do you move in those things?
Thrillho:
--- Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 02 Nov 2006, 04:42 ---Traveling Wilburys - Dirty World
He love your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind
He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind
Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing
I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang
You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me
If you need you oil changed I'll do it for you free
Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine
If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine
Every time he touches you his ass stands up on end
His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend
Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat
But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat
He love your sense of humor, your disposition too
There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you
Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees
Life would be so simple if I only had you to please
Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye
You go to the airport now and I'm going home to cry
He loves your...
Electric dumplings
Red bell peppers
Fuel injection
Service charge
Five-speed gearbox
Long endurance
Quest for junk food
Big refrigerator
Trembling Wilbury
Marble earrings
Porky curtains
Power steering
Bottled water
Parts and services
Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a ...ing dirty world
WIth Bob Dylan on vocals!
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Oh that's horrifying. That's from Volume Three, I'm guessing?
grenade_pin:
i think foxtrot uniform charlie kilo by the bloodhound gang isn't exactly distasteful but it's clever, i didn't get the chorus until my friend explained it to me.
Thrillho:
--- Quote from: grenade_pin on 07 Nov 2006, 20:21 ---i think foxtrot uniform charlie kilo by the bloodhound gang isn't exactly distasteful but it's clever, i didn't get the chorus until my friend explained it to me.
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Now, my boy. I have met and interviewed the Bloodhound Gang; I reviewed both FUCK as the single and the album from whence it came. I've seen them live. I have plumbed these depths, and I can tell you one thing - BHG may well be a lot funnier than they should be, but thing they are not is 'clever.'
Dill:
I was thinking of the Bloodhound Gang song "Bad Touch". If you really want to know the lyrics, Google them, but you'd be better off not knowing.
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