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Since this is a topic about pretention, I thought I might as well post since here.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/the.brainiac/stuff/prog.htm

It is horribly offensive sometimes, especially to John Peel, but it still brings up some pretty interesting points.

Tarkus running over John Peel was hilarious
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Tarkus is always hilarious
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Dear person who wrote that article:

Merry Christmas.
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Why, I don't believe John Peel and Lester Bangs own "Dickhead" shirts at all!
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Well, I personally think Yes is awsome. Not that my opinion amounts for much here, well besides the fact that my opinion is like the biennale.py virus.
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Lordi they're hilariously over the top... but they're so good at it that it doesn't matter.
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Speaking of pretentious literature, one of my buddies almost failed Honor's Seminar for using the word "betwixt" over 100 times in a 5 page paper.
Best. Example. Ever?

Anyway, to go way back to the OP, why would you consider them "Pretentious?" I consider them to be comptetent musicians who write things I enjoy. No more, no less.
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Guys I really like a lot of post-Beatles John Lennon stuff. Although for his cover of "Peggy Sue," I can't entirely blame Mark David Chapman. That was atrocious and with the way Buddy Holly is spinning in his grave right now, you could harness that and produce vast amounts of electrical energy for the entire world to use.
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Since this is a topic about pretention, I thought I might as well post since here.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/the.brainiac/stuff/prog.htm

It is horribly offensive sometimes, especially to John Peel, but it still brings up some pretty interesting points.

As a fan of progressive rock and a member of the progressive rock community, I'd like to publicly state that that guy does not represent the opinions of... well, anyone not on crack.

Fuck.
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Pertaining to the original topic, Iron Maiden.

Because they're fucking Iron Maiden, obviously.
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i usually associate metal bands with being pretentious i.e all the crazy black metal we know and love,immortal we're looking at you, but last week i went and saw deicide and they were the total opposite. it seemed like glen benton was actually having fun.
but what about a band like bal sagoth with their song titles being like three lines long? is that pretentious or just imaginative?
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The only thing I can really think of as particularly pretentious Involving immortal is that photoshoot with Abbath scowling and adopting Rodin poses, sans corpsepaint and spikes, and sitting around a whopping great memorial to Edvard Grieg. Apart from that, I think that, based mainly on the video interviews I've seen, Immortal were mostly about getting drunk, dressing up like retarded orcs and singing kick-ass songs about the ALL DEVOURING FROSTFIRE DEMONSTORMS OF THE ULTIMATE CRYPTIC WINTERNOOOOOORTH.

I mean, in one interview, Abbath is asked to define black metal, and he stares at the camera very intently, obviously extremely drunk, and starts ticking off points on his fingers:

"Spiiiikes, leather...corpse paint...pine forests....*vaguely clasps at his arms and waves his hands up* armour...and spiiikes...cold...uhr..."
Then Horgh leans in to shot and says in a helpful tone of voice
"Norvay"
"JA! Norvay...and cold...winter...*more hand gestures* pine forests! *makes motions on his face* war paint! Evil! Yeah."

Man, I fucking love Immortal. So good.

*goes off and listens to 'Against the Tide (in the Arctic World)'*
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I LIKE TOOL D00D THEY R AMAZING I DONT THINK THEIR PRETENSIUS BUT OTHER PEOPLE DO BUT IF YOURE BAND IS THAT AMAZING HOW CAN U B PRETENSIUS

JUST LISTEN TO THEYRE LYRICS AND HTHEIR AMAZING MUSICIANSHIP ES;ECIALLY THE DRUMMER I MEAN DAMN WHEN I FIRST HERD HIM I WAS LIKE HOLY CHRIST FUCK ME SEVEN WAYS TO SUNDAY

And your favorite band is...?
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I love The Mars Volta my damn self.
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GET A ROOM YOU TWO

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but the music sucks because the keyboards don't have the cold/mechanical sound they had but a wannabe techno sound that it's pathetic for Rammstein standars.

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Hey! Don't you judge us! Our love is on display and you can just choose to look away!

*makes squishy sound*
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I went to a gig this year where they came on, played 2 straight hours of music and just left without saying a word, not even a "thank you" or a bow or anything :) I felt so snubbed, it was great!

That's downright offensive. They have a saxophone player/bongo player and do wanky ridiculous garbage without acknowledging the crowd? They might as well release a video of them rehearsing for two hours onto Pay Per View and charge fifty dollars a viewing.
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Pretty funny if you consider ATDI.
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I looks like no one has mentioned GYBE yet. They are probably the most pretentious band I've ever heard, but they are pretty good. I don't find pretention all that annoying, really. I would also add the usual crew, Isis, Sigur Ros, Pelican, most Post-Rock, Radiohead, etc.
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Therion are fast becomming one of my favorite bands and I'm getting sick of people writing them off as being pretentious and boring just because there music is orchestral.

I got their dvd boxed set for christmas and as I've spent the last week imersing myself in six discs of awesomeness (is that a word???). I've come to a realisation, if being in a magical order, having a love of all things Mystical, Wagner and Celtic Frost makes you pretentious then I don't give a fuck because they are damn awesome. I'm eagerly awaiting the relase of Gothic Kabbalah, in about 3 weeks.

Anyway it's new years and I'm of to get frightfully drunk...
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Oh, I didn't mention Manowar. I love Manowar! They have a valid reason to be pretensious- They are awesome.
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Pretention is no excuse for fucking godawful album covers though.
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I think he's talking about the "Into Glory Ride" cover.
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I actually find that cover less silly than all the cartoon he-man sort of covers.

HOLY SHIT THIS GUY CAN HOLD A HAMMER IN ONE HAND AND A SWORD IN THE OTHER

Never mind a hammer is a two handed weapon.

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THE GUY IS SO FUCKING KRIEG HE ONLY NEEDS ONE HAND TO HOLD THE HAMMER WITH

HE BRINGS WAR AND DEATH AMBIDEXTROUSLY
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I can type ambidextrously. Does that make me krieg?

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Therion are fast becomming one of my favorite bands and I'm getting sick of people writing them off as being pretentious and boring just because there music is orchestral.

Therion are brilliant, but they are somewhat pretentious. I mean, read the liner notes to 'Three Ships of Berik'.
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Which part are you refering to, the history stuff or the "reinissance of the gothic spirit" part...

I'm pretty sure that was written by Thomas Karlsson. 
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Yeah, the Renaissance of the gothic spirit bit. Well, all of it to be honest.
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yeah i'll admit that made me chuckle a bit when I first read it. Still don't think its a valid reason for people to avoid listening to them though...
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Who are you?

I really like The Exploding Hearts, speaking of kind of pretentious. Only pretentious because they are all dead.

I love the Exploding Hearts. and you're terrible...y hilarious. "Im a pretender" is such a classic track.
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I think the only band in the world I can think of who rightfully deserves being called "pretentious" is Coheed and Cambria.  They are literally like a Rush cover band on a junior high school science fiction story.  And this is coming from someone who enjoys Rush in moderation.

I'm sick of GY!BE being called pretentious.  It's a complete misuse of the term.  Pretentious means "aspiring to a deeper meaning than you can have".  GY!BE have never aspired to a much deeper meaning than "The world is fucked up, and we're smoking a lot of cigarettes because of it."  And you only get that from their LINER NOTES, the actual music itself, a handful of spoken-word samples aside, makes no statement whatsoever.

Also: Andrew W.K. rocks.  And you cannot question his street cred because he is pals with Will Oldham.
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Just about every post-1997 country musician *ever* is pretentious as hell and not even close to being worth listening to, because they're all just doing horrible jobs of stealing from Joe Diffie and Alan Jackson. Joe Diffie is semi-pretentious and definitely worth listening to, although I doubt many of you would like his music. And as for Alan Jackson, he knows he's a simple country boy and that he couldn't be pretentious if he tried.
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Just about every post-1997 country musician *ever* is pretentious as hel

Surely not Hank Williams III.  I don't see how he's pretentious at all.
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I think the only band in the world I can think of who rightfully deserves being called "pretentious" is Coheed and Cambria.  They are literally like a Rush cover band on a junior high school science fiction story.  And this is coming from someone who enjoys Rush in moderation.

I'm sick of GY!BE being called pretentious.  It's a complete misuse of the term.  Pretentious means "aspiring to a deeper meaning than you can have".  GY!BE have never aspired to a much deeper meaning than "The world is fucked up, and we're smoking a lot of cigarettes because of it."  And you only get that from their LINER NOTES, the actual music itself, a handful of spoken-word samples aside, makes no statement whatsoever.

By your definition, Coheed and Cambria aren't pretentious. You just contradicted your self. ...I think.
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I didn't contradict myself - Coheed and Cambria aspire to a deeper meaning than is plausible by attaching, with such utter seriousness, that bloated ridicuous story to their entire body of work.
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Surely not Hank Williams III.  I don't see how he's pretentious at all.

He's pre-'97. I'm talking about the massive chunk of country 'musicians' that came into the country scene beginning with Shania Twain. Fuck that chick, she single-handedly destroyed country music and made it another manufactured genre.
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Er, no, the first Hank Williams III album came out in '99.

I understand your point but I think you're generalising a bit much - you're talking about "mainstream" Nashville country, which is hardly all there is to country.
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I didn't contradict myself - Coheed and Cambria aspire to a deeper meaning than is plausible by attaching, with such utter seriousness, that bloated ridicuous story to their entire body of work.


That's impossible. That means every single writer of fantasy is pretentious. Period.

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That's impossible. That means every single writer of fantasy is pretentious. Period.

No, it doesn't, because not every fantasy or sci-fi author writes godawful ridiculous "complex" bloated nonsensical epics.  I'm not a big fan of fantasy but Terry Pratchett or Robin Hobb could scarcely be realistically compared to the Coheed and Cambria story.
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Right, you're confusing what you don't like with what's "bad", and what you like with "good", I'm not going to have this debate. *turns up the volume on "Welcome Home"*

On that note, if writing songs based on complext fantasy/sci-fi stories is pretentious, I freakin' love pretentiousness. XD
Let's see, that would make...

Blind Guardian
Iced Earth
Amorphis[Well, technicly folklore...]
Dream Theater[Scenes from a Memory for this subject, and I suppose they're accused of being pretentious for others.]
Demons & Wizards
Kamelot
Synmhony X
Evergrey
In Flames[Whoracle was a concept CD, that's what I'm refering to.]
Queensryche[Mindcrime, anyone?]
Coheed & Cambria

No, seriously, pretentious obviously translates from "bad" in most people's languages to "good" in mine. This gives me a whole new perspective.
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Its funny, even though I like almost all those bands in your list, and I am a fan of pretentious music by your definition, and the concept album, I really can't stand Scenes from a Memory.

I just do not think it is a good album. (Six Degrees for excellence!)

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(Six Degrees for excellence!)

I'm so calling it that, now.
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Six Degrees was the album that got me into Dream Theater but I'd say Falling into Infinity is their best album
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Right, you're confusing what you don't like with what's "bad", and what you like with "good"

No, I'm not saying I dislike Coheed and Cambria for being pretentious.  I dislike them because they sound bad.  I like bands that other people claim are pretentious.

I believe you are the one confusing what you don't like with what is "bad" and what you do like with what is "good" (which is a perfectly valid stance to take, given the purely subjective nature of art).

I admit it is possible that someone, somewhere, actually finds the C&C story to be meaningful.  I am also aware that some people think Robert Jordan is a great writer.
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Dream Theater sucks...

Six Degrees is definitely their best. The Great Debate... ooh I like.
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Its funny, even though I like almost all those bands in your list, and I am a fan of pretentious music by your definition, and the concept album, I really can't stand Scenes from a Memory.

I just do not think it is a good album. (Six Degrees for excellence!)

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Damn right I am. You wait til you get home, young man.
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