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Trollstormur

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Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« on: 12 Dec 2006, 03:43 »

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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #1 on: 12 Dec 2006, 03:47 »

Sorry, can't think of anything.

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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #2 on: 12 Dec 2006, 03:50 »

drawin' blanks, dude.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #3 on: 12 Dec 2006, 03:53 »

im not sure of how to combine those two concepts
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #4 on: 12 Dec 2006, 03:56 »

Fuck you and the horse sybain you rode in on.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #5 on: 12 Dec 2006, 04:05 »

i heard shane is in a grindcore band, but they are jovial folk.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #6 on: 12 Dec 2006, 05:08 »

I'd love to help you but I'm just hornswaggled.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #7 on: 12 Dec 2006, 05:13 »

You probably already know everything I can reccomend, but I'm still gonna go ahead and say Circle of Dead Children.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #8 on: 12 Dec 2006, 05:49 »

Oh man, there's this one band, it's on the tip of my tongue... dammit!
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #9 on: 12 Dec 2006, 06:19 »

i heard shane is in a grindcore band, but they are jovial folk.

We're all from Barcelona.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #10 on: 12 Dec 2006, 06:47 »

Vaginal Anus?

Scratch that, I think they actually do mellow indie-folk.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #11 on: 12 Dec 2006, 07:34 »

god am i the only one here is going to take this thread seriously

the most important one is spiderland by slint

other than that

Gronibard
Vaginal Incest
Scumfuck
Methadone Abortion Clinic
(and then straight from wiki)
Autophagia
Carcass
C.A.R.N.E.
Cock and Ball Torture
The County Medical Examiners
Dead Infection
General Surgery
Gore Beyond Necropsy
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Lymphatic Phlegm
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Pathologist
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S.M.E.S.
Skullhog
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Vomitorial Corpulence
Xysma
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #12 on: 12 Dec 2006, 07:50 »

« Last Edit: 12 Dec 2006, 08:02 by Daniel »
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #13 on: 12 Dec 2006, 08:30 »

 The Sawtooth Grin and its singer's new band, Cloacal Kiss.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #14 on: 12 Dec 2006, 08:33 »

Offensive?  Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

ANAL CUNT!! I said it!
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #15 on: 12 Dec 2006, 08:37 »

Blood Duster
Fuck.....I'm Dead
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #16 on: 12 Dec 2006, 09:41 »

Goddammit Will you ruined the joke.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #17 on: 12 Dec 2006, 09:48 »

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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #18 on: 12 Dec 2006, 10:59 »

!T.O.O.H.! - short for Total Obliteration Of Humanity.  Half serious, half WTF.  Of course, offensive grindcore is a bit redundant.  Pretty much everything else I'd recommend has been said.
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Mnementh

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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #19 on: 12 Dec 2006, 11:00 »

Bootsy Collins has a new album of christmas songs out that might fit the bill.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #20 on: 12 Dec 2006, 13:46 »

Offensive?  Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

ANAL CUNT!! I said it!

um...argoraphobic nosebleed offensive...they're way too political for the type of offensive we're aiming for

try porno grind

it's much better for offense
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and my ears are wearing head phones
they do play my favorite songs
not music i'm told to like
but the songs that make me dance along

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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #22 on: 12 Dec 2006, 15:40 »

Gridgm's list is good, though as far as I remember Xysma as being industrial: I think they may have morphed their style (or there could of course be another band, it's a medical term). Off the top of my head the only bands I can think of not yet mentioned are Cliteater, Lord Gore*, Torsofuck, To Seperate the Flesh From the Bones (worth hearing because one of them is/was also in HIM (!!!)), Mincing Fury and the Guttural Clamour of Queer Decay, Penetrated Iron Goat Fetus**, Birdflesh. Libido Airbag, Bodies in the Gears of the Apparatus*** and maybe the first Cattle Decapitation album, in that it's pretty much pure carcass worship, and in that you can't argue with songs like 'Parasitic Infestation (Extracted Pus Mistaken For Yogurt, And Then Gargled)'.


* Verging on death, but their album covers are done by Waita Uziga so you know it's good.

** the track 'The Colourful Butchery of the Imprisoned People of Planet Rainbow, On The Northside Upper County Torture Chamber of Planet Pain' has got to win some sort of award for its title.

*** Although it will probably be a joint award with BitGotA's immortal 'A Lubricated Rubber Glove and Pornographic Photos of a Decapitated Chinese Hooker'.
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #23 on: 12 Dec 2006, 16:22 »

Dying Fetus is a pretty decent death/grindcore band.  With fun titles like "Kill your mother, rape your dog."

Some people think it's offensive. 
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #24 on: 12 Dec 2006, 20:36 »



um...argoraphobic nosebleed offensive...they're way too political for the type of offensive we're aiming for



From the song "Fuckmaker" I give you:
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scott is huge.
hell make your ass ache.
hell make you listen to lawnmower deth.
hes getting out his sodom lps...your ass is hurt.
hell make you suck your own shit from his cock.

Does this count?
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Re: Recommend me some offensive grindcore
« Reply #25 on: 13 Dec 2006, 05:25 »

Offensive?  Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

ANAL CUNT!! I said it!

YOU RUINED IT.

THANKS.


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