Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1073872 times)

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #3100 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 17:39 »

We threw a suprise party for my grandads 88th. I am very bladdered and wanting some green.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3101 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 20:08 »

I like holy shit.

I mean, man. There was a Christmas party with my grandmother and my family and this guy made the motions of smoking up at me and then asked if I wanted to go for a walk with him. Went, ended up taking three huge, fast hits off his pipe because he could only get it lit once and the lighter was out.

Now, I'm pretty functional when high, but this shit knocked everything else I have ever had out of the ballpark. This was like having your brains beaten out with a gold brick wrapped up in hemp wrapping paper. I was so fucked up I would actually forget I'm talking to someone after every word. I saw a house and pointed at it and went, "What the heck is that?" before going, "Oh, it's a house." It was like watching a 3D movie with the red and blue glasses - shapes actually seemed to pop out at me. Everything had a slow trail of light moving behind it. This has been nothing like any pot I've ever smoked up before, and is actually more like reports I've heard of e. I'm still buzzed up and have to work in twenty minutes, shit.

Ballard · « **Reply #3102 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 20:16 »

Smoked up at your grandmother's Christmas party. Nice.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3103 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 20:22 »

I smoked a ridiculously long blunt tonight, and was pretty fine for a while, but then just got hit and spent a very bizzarre 15 minutes waiting for a pizza then watched the second half of Black Hawk Down.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3104 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 21:51 »

Helped a buddy move in, celebrated with a big ass blunt, two pizzas and some good beer.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #3105 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 22:15 »

I'm about to go shovel my 75 meter long driveway for the third time this evening (and I'll probably have to do it at least 3 times tomorrow too) and then I think I'm going to get fucked up and get some sleep before the power goes out.

Hooray for snow storms that the region isn't prepared for. Were I still living in Germany or even Omaha this would be no big deal. The DC area though? Yeah, we'll be snowed in and w/o power until Monday. I have food, booze, kerosene, and a hell of a lot of firewood. It should be a good weekend.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #3106 on:** 18 Dec 2009, 22:43 »

fuck. i am d.r.u.n.k.

Ballard · « **Reply #3107 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 00:23 »

baked

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3108 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 00:36 »

Quote from: Ballard on 18 Dec 2009, 20:16

Smoked up at your grandmother's Christmas party. Nice.

Uncle's party. I ended up having to go to my grandmother's house which was terrible because I wanted to just laugh and laugh and laugh and I was doing it completely silently which was killing me to do but I had to, or else it would be all like:

"are you on the marijuana"
"yes gramma, i am on the marijuana gramma, i am sorry gramma"

Ballard · « **Reply #3109 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 01:47 »

Avatar is so apt.

plumbob78 · « **Reply #3110 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 16:30 »

While many others in the DC area are cowering at home, shitting themselves over the SNOWPOCOLYPSE (TM). I am out getting wasted.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3111 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 17:10 »

Man I was really fucking baked last night. I've had a deliciously chill day, and now I've got a six pack of Hoegaarden and a six pack of Sierra Nevada to go through by the time I leave for home on Tuesday. I foresee a good weekend/beginning of the week.

sean · « **Reply #3112 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 17:51 »

dear plumbob

>:c

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3113 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 20:52 »

BOOM DRUNK. I've still got some Hoegaarden and Sierra Nevada, and I stole a couple Blue Moon's from someone who clearly didn't need them. Tomorrow should be fun.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #3114 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 19:00 »

Always drive stoned, kids

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3115 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 22:24 »

YEARGH I watched The Matrix tonight with my a cappella friends whilst drinking some tasty beers and now I'm trying to avoid tomorrow's hangover by drinking water and eating some rice cakes.

Patrick · « **Reply #3116 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 05:58 »

Dear substance thread

Out of the last 12 days I have been baked for 11 of them

AM I DRUGGIN IT RITE

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3117 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 22:11 »

fuccin hgih

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3118 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 02:30 »

Why am I suddenly tempted to go through every single post in this thread, correct the grammar, and berate the non-sober person for every mistake?

I'm sorry guys, my douchiness is acting up again

pwhodges · « **Reply #3119 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 03:21 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 22 Dec 2009, 02:30

Why am I suddenly tempted to go through every single post in this thread, correct the grammar, and berate the non-sober person for every mistake?

If you're currently not sober yourself, this is presumably acceptable; but as I'm making this comment while sober, I might get thrown out of here.

scarred · « **Reply #3120 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 06:08 »

oh god so much wine + beer = me wasted watching harry potter 2 while my phone dies. so much drunk texting though wooooo btw do not understand this forum's plaid hate. ya'll are fufkkin stoopid

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3121 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 08:07 »

Beware the drunken Grammar Nazi rampage!

ummmkay · « **Reply #3122 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 19:04 »

wish i was drunk right now

Dimmukane · « **Reply #3123 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 21:24 »

built a motherfuckin' igloo today

got high in it

dude it is so hardcore

Reed · « **Reply #3124 on:** 22 Dec 2009, 21:27 »

I'm pretty sure my new years resolution is going to be "get high in more structures made out of ice".

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #3125 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 18:01 »

So I have a little bit of a buzz and just poured myself another drink. I've read all these studies lately that it is actually healthier to drink moderately than not at all, so I've been giving it a try as of late.

While I'm drinking, I'm doing some pretty heavy-duty, big brain engineering work on a critical network that will be on the news for days if it goes down. People are going to fly to a site and implement that which I write in my design document tonight. Y'all should be afraid. (Clearly I'm in a "I don't give a fuck" place with my job at the moment)

Toba · « **Reply #3126 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 18:39 »

I feel you on the "what the hell people trust me to come up with ways to do things that affect a ton of people??" angle.

A Wet Helmet · « **Reply #3127 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 18:57 »

Meh... it should be alright. I've been doing this for a long time. I'm basically rainman when it comes to doing subnet calculations in my head. I just don't normally do them with a buzz.

I read it all again. It looks like it should work. I'm sure (I hope) one of my implementation engineers will catch it if I fucked up. Off to get another drink.

Toba · « **Reply #3128 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 19:04 »

Well, I'm glad your epenis is in good health.

sean · « **Reply #3129 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 21:00 »

my uncle participated in a beer exchange recently.

tonight was tasty.

Sythe · « **Reply #3130 on:** 23 Dec 2009, 23:32 »

Don't Get The Fluff In Your Stuff.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3131 on:** 24 Dec 2009, 18:35 »

Soberness is not to be tolerated during the holidays. Hurrah! I had some beers. And a tasty tasty gin and tonic. And now I'm going to church. I think Jesus would be really silly when he was drunk.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3132 on:** 24 Dec 2009, 21:20 »

Quote from: greenMonkey on 24 Dec 2009, 18:35

Sodomy is not to be tolerated during the holidays.

This is what I read. I do not know why I read this but this is what I read and it better not be true.

Eris · « **Reply #3133 on:** 24 Dec 2009, 22:39 »

Today we are having Christmas cocktails. Nom!

scarred · « **Reply #3134 on:** 24 Dec 2009, 22:54 »

christmas 160-proof rum laced eggnog + wiiiine muthafuckas

Eris · « **Reply #3135 on:** 24 Dec 2009, 22:56 »

Man, I need to work out how to make sangria so I can make it at home and have sangria whenever I want rather than the rare occasion I go to Baja Cantina. Sangria is delicious and it might ease me into drinking wine.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3136 on:** 25 Dec 2009, 21:08 »

Boom shwasty. Who likes Rogue beers? I likes Rogue beers.

Ballard · « **Reply #3137 on:** 26 Dec 2009, 06:11 »

jesus fucking christ christmas night and the next morning was chilling at friends house watched inglorious basterds again left went outside was 4 AM smoked cigarette callled buddy he invited me over to where he was at friend's house so much coke, weed, I only drank straight vodka but like three glasses, my girlfriend was fine but then suddenly when we were getting ready to go to grab a bite she passed out in the elevator drunk too much i guess took her outside she threw up everyone else ditched I took her home in a cab for $40 and everything is ok now jesus I'm still very drunk merry day after christmas everyone

<3 gene

EDIT: got ripped off by cabbie. he charged my card, said it didn't go through (I believed him cause there was a little less than the fare on the checking account) and then took all the cash I had (30 bucks) leading me to believe that he let me slide for 30 cash instead of 40. and then I see the account history and the motherfucker took $50 off the card (overdrew from the savings account) PLUS my 30 in cash. The fare was $43.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3138 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 02:20 »

Hire Tiger Woods' wife to beat his cab's windows in with a golf club.

Sythe · « **Reply #3139 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 08:17 »

Nothing is right about how drunk Ive been and am this morning. Hip hip hooray fgor holiday!

allison · « **Reply #3140 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 22:36 »

hey ha ha
best friends who are dating hey ha ha stop that ha it is not okay that you are hooking up on my couch you know i am uncomfortable with this lollol stop please

no seriously fuck you both this is horrible

Spluff · « **Reply #3141 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 07:06 »

Would you drink a beer called 'hammer 'n' tongs draught'?

Yeah, that's probably a wise choice.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3142 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 09:50 »

3 more days until I go back to school. Then I will commence a period of month-long intoxication.

sean · « **Reply #3143 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 22:21 »

had some wine with the family and now they are in bed.

so i broke out the whisky.

i am a terrible human being.

Toba · « **Reply #3144 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 14:10 »

I drank too much last night and I have only very recently stopped being somewhat hung over.

But it was a lot of fun.

scarred · « **Reply #3145 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 01:26 »

i didn't even know they made half-gallons of jameson

holy shit

Sythe · « **Reply #3146 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 08:23 »

The lining of my stomach bleeds in anticipation.

sean · « **Reply #3147 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 14:17 »

got smoked up for the first time in about a month last night it was glorious.

then tequila shots were had.

those were glorious too.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #3148 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 17:57 »

Quote from: Spluff on 30 Dec 2009, 07:06

Would you drink a beer called 'hammer 'n' tongs draught'?

Yeah, that's probably a wise choice.

Hey I bought a case of this as an experiment!

The experiment was How Bad Can A $26 Case Be That I Ordered On The Internet And Had Delivered To My Door?

It was a pretty average aussie lager. Drinkable when cold.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #3149 on:** 05 Jan 2010, 14:59 »

I just bought $75 worth of alcohol. WEEEEEEEE>

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