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Title: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 06:43
THIS IS NOW THE DRUNKALDS THREAD! YI KAN ONLY PPOST HERE IF YOU ARENT SOBER!

IF YOU ARENT LEGAYL ALLOWED ACCES TO TEH ALCOMOLZ, SUCK IT UP, OR OBTAIN BY OTHER MEANS!

Anyways, Today was a good party! I started with pokering, which I lostinated, twice (good thing it wasnt strippoker, Id be hells of cold)

Then off to soem gues place fir Irish coffee, and some weird russian movei, whihc due to the settings of his pmonitor was about the smurfs! Then to the bar where there was beer, and more beer, and nive epole!

TODAY WAS GOOD
TOMORROW WILL PEOEBABLY NOT!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2006, 07:08
you faked that post
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: nickyandthefuture on 21 Dec 2006, 07:11
I'm eating some oatmeal right now, is that a good post?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 07:12
NO! YOU ALL FAIL! GO GET DRUNK, YOU SILLY BUMS! GET OUT OF MY THREAD!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Dec 2006, 07:17
Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!

...

I want some absinthe.  :-(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bluehawk_D on 21 Dec 2006, 07:22
Well I was smashed last night does that help
yur drukn lol
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 07:26
LAST NITRHG ISNT GOOD NUGF! TODAY IS WHERE TIS AT!

QUE SERA, SERA!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 21 Dec 2006, 07:28
I am not drunk but i'm stoned as balls
does thatcount?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 07:30
NO! GO GET YOUR OWN STONER  THREAd! THIS IS FOR DRUNKADRS ONLY!

GO SIT AROUND AND BE ALL "WHAO, THATS SO BLOOO" SOMETHREAD ELSE

*sjakes fisth at people*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 07:44
I am drinking some scotch and coke. That count?

I think it's scotch. (I kinda wanted it to be bourbon, but oh well)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 07:52
GOOD MAN!

SHOW THEM STONERS WHAT REAL (wo) MEN ARE MADE FROM!

ALCOMOEOEOLE!!!!!]
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 21 Dec 2006, 08:13
I'm not drunk but it's 3am and I keep making up words like "assjument" which I find pretty awesome but also bewildering.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 08:14
Oh yeah, i was totally right.

Anywau, stop stealing my drunken thunder you cunt, now watch my damn seat whilst I go for some more gin y'hear?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 21 Dec 2006, 08:18
Assjument means to pass judgement on someones ass.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rubby on 21 Dec 2006, 08:20
I had about a shot of gin worth of random sips. Does that count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 08:21
Assjument means to pass judgement on someones ass.

I assjume all the time. I've very assjumental.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Valrus on 21 Dec 2006, 08:23
I don't drink alcohol at all. Can you ban me from posting in this thread?

No? Ooh. Too bad.  :-D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 21 Dec 2006, 08:29
Give me about two hours. Then I'll be drunk. And probably a bit depressed. But I'll try to be funny and entertaining and whatthefucknot.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 08:30
Why the hell don't you drink? It's not like it's ever made anyone feel like shit, or make regrettable decisions, or led to unwated pregnancies, or caused anyone the loss of their helth, broken up any families, caused any violent incidents......


ah shit.



Anyone got any dope?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 08:47
Our make you sick.

Which is why I don't drink much. Even a little alcohol makes me feel dizzy, and don't like that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 21 Dec 2006, 08:59
SHIT MAN. IT IS LIKE, 1.50 PM HERE.

I GUESS WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I AM TOTALLY GOING TO GET STARTED ON THIS RIGHT NOW. I'VE PUT IT OFF FOR TOO LONG.

PS I AM SORRY I AM NOT DURNK YET. WILL BE BACK SOON.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jolijn on 21 Dec 2006, 09:47
Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!

...

I want some absinthe.  :-(

Would people in Europe be able to send over drinks that we can't get in the states without any kind of legal problem?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 09:52
It's not like we would write ABSINTHE LOL on the bottle.

Just send it over in a cleaned out bottle of that shit-awful green banana liquer shit. Or aftershock or something. they only make that shit properly in like, poland and spain now anyway.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jolijn on 21 Dec 2006, 09:58
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 21 Dec 2006, 10:00
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 21 Dec 2006, 10:06
Yay for absynthe being legal in Canada. Boo for me not having any at the moment :(

PS: I'm drunk on chocolate milk and coookeeeesh, does that count? (Oh and stoned too, but when am I not, really?)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 10:13
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.

You were able to get alcohol back with you in your luggage?! Seriously?! Man, I had wanted to bring back some Qingdao beer, but I was led to believe it was impossible. Then again, came from a different country, and that was RIGHT after the "hairgel/iPod" terrorist threat.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gridgm on 21 Dec 2006, 10:14
Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!

...

I want some absinthe.  :-(
i had half a shot of pre ban absinthe once...damn that's some good shit

at the moment i'm on the single malt whiskey
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Dec 2006, 10:14
i had a piece of candy made with bourbon, does that count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 21 Dec 2006, 10:18
I once saw a man piss his pants and throw up all over himself in my guest room after consuming too much absinthe.

(No it was not me)

Basically, I don't trust the stuff. Its like low-grade peyote with a slightly less repulsive taste.

I am on the Bundy Dry and Limes at the moment, thinking once I finish these I might walk down to the corner store, get some Red Bull and polish off the rest of the bottle of Cointreu sitting in my pantry.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: salada on 21 Dec 2006, 10:32
i was drunk before. just realllllllllllly tired now. and also, i think i am en train d'etre malade.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Dec 2006, 10:35
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.

My roommates and I have a bottle of Czech absinthe. It's not illegal to own, drink, or buy in the US, just sell. So you can import it from Europe and it's perfectly legal.

And perfectly delicious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 21 Dec 2006, 10:56
OK, I've given in (another joint helped  :-P). I'm now drinking a yummy mudslide (shot o'Smirnoff, shot o'Kahlua, shot o'Bailey's and 2 shots o'milk = drunken goodness)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Dec 2006, 11:23
Seriously, though. I'm starting to think you all have problems. Like, WTF, mates.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 11:26
DUH.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Dec 2006, 11:30
I'm about as drunk as I can get away with while being at work.... That's worth something, right?

Sorry, I mean, OMGZ I;'MNA ALL DRUNKER3ED RIGHY NOW GUUYZ FUCKING HAGLBLGHLGLBLGLGHL
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 21 Dec 2006, 11:35
Seriously, though. I'm starting to think you all have problems. Like, WTF, mates.

*smokes another doobie and makes another mudslide*

I have no idea what you're talking about.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 21 Dec 2006, 11:45
I'm about as drunk as I can get away with while being at work.... That's worth something, right?

Sorry, I mean, OMGZ I;'MNA ALL DRUNKER3ED RIGHY NOW GUUYZ FUCKING HAGLBLGHLGLBLGLGHL

CHUCK A SICKIE DOVEY. CHUCK A SICKIE AND GET SO DRUNK.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 21 Dec 2006, 13:33
I got kicked out of a bowling alley for being drunk.

They sold me the alcohol, so I think they should get kicked out, not me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 21 Dec 2006, 13:44
I too do not drink either, as well. Nor do I take drugs. I'm this close *indicates a small amount* to being straightedge except without the veganism or moral convictions. Can I still post here? Yes? No? Maybe so?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 21 Dec 2006, 13:49
After tomorrow, I will not ingest mind-altering substances of any sort for 6 months.  Tonight, I will hopefully burn one down as a farewell to everything that stops sobriety.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Dec 2006, 15:06
I too do not drink either, as well. Nor do I take drugs. I'm this close *indicates a small amount* to being straightedge except without the veganism or moral convictions. Can I still post here? Yes? No? Maybe so?

Nay sir you may not. I will, however, allow you to watch.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Dec 2006, 15:19
I feel like this thread needs an intervention. With the rest of the threads coming in and telling it how much its substance abuse is hurting them.

Stop beating Postcount.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: salada on 21 Dec 2006, 18:05
After tomorrow, I will not ingest mind-altering substances of any sort for 6 months.  Tonight, I will hopefully burn one down as a farewell to everything that stops sobriety.

innnnnteresting.

where are you going to draw the line here? still drinking coffee? and will this rule out any, uh, regular (read: legal, perscription) meds?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: spinning_Starlet on 21 Dec 2006, 19:09
I will post here again when i have got my laptop and i am lurking on here whilst in the pub.

that is all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 21 Dec 2006, 19:28
ClapxClap!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jolijn on 21 Dec 2006, 19:33
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.

My roommates and I have a bottle of Czech absinthe. It's not illegal to own, drink, or buy in the US, just sell. So you can import it from Europe and it's perfectly legal.

And perfectly delicious.

That's awesome! If i go this year I will only carry enough clothes for half a suitcase. And i'll use the clothes to cushion all the various non-sellable alcohols i'll be bringing back
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 19:51
doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 21 Dec 2006, 20:09
my shampoo is made from stout (http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/802?expand=Haircare).  And one of the many nice things about working for a small company are the cocktails at 5:15pm.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 20:39
POSTING IN AN INEBRIATED THREAD.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 22 Dec 2006, 00:44
Why cant I remember actually making this thread?

Ohwell, at least the hangover wasnt to bad :)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 22 Dec 2006, 01:20
doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.

My mom was shocked when I called it "doobie" She said, "I can't believe you used such an old term!"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 22 Dec 2006, 06:46
I have all the competence for this thread. I have devilled the art of drunkenly posting while not typoing. Basically, I have spent about an hour already on this post, finger typing like a man with no arms and eleven and a half fingers protruding from his inner elbows. (in other words, very slowly).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 22 Dec 2006, 07:13
doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.

Agreed. That's pretty much what I always call it. That or fatty.

As in:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/philosopherqueen/DSC00034.jpg)

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 22 Dec 2006, 07:21
Any thread that I have to bust open some of the folks' Christmas liquorhaul and pack a bowl for is a good thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 22 Dec 2006, 07:23
Yes, A++. Would smoke again.

Edit: In fact, Ima load a bowl with some roaches right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lunchbox on 22 Dec 2006, 14:40
Ally: 1
Bottle of Christmas Wine from Boss: 0


WOOOO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lunchbox on 22 Dec 2006, 15:07
Now the bottle of wine is laughing at my pathetic easy butt. I do not get drunk often enough to understand this.


POOOO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Misereatur on 22 Dec 2006, 15:17
I do not get drunk often enough


POOOO

Pretty much, yeah.

I've lost a lot of weight since the last time I got drunk, I wonder how much it'll take to bring me down.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 23 Dec 2006, 05:16
Bachache - when your composer hurts.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 23 Dec 2006, 06:56
Hmm..it's illegal for me to drink, so I'm not entirely drunk. Does tequila shots n sprite count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 23 Dec 2006, 10:03
I have been drinking all night and I can't get past tipsy. I am on my 4th drink, after having 2 beers for breakfast, a glass of whiskey, sake with dinner, and another beer.

AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE ANY TYPO'S. WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Post by: thelightguy on 23 Dec 2006, 10:58
I'm sorry, I failed.  I had one glass of smoking bishop, and then refused the second one, since I had to drive home.  I am a failure at being a drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 25 Dec 2006, 08:24
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/redglasscurls/Xmaspre-week005.jpg)
arg blarh:P i squint when drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 25 Dec 2006, 08:53
Are you old enough to drink?  :police:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 25 Dec 2006, 08:57
In some countries...just pretend I live in Canada, eh?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: dennis on 25 Dec 2006, 22:05
Now the bottle of wine is laughing at my pathetic easy butt. I do not get drunk often enough to understand this.


POOOO
I...hey what? whoa.

Geez, Ally.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 28 Dec 2006, 20:34
Are you old enough to drink?  :police:

It never stopped me.  now that I am old enough, I drink little.  I have two cases of beer in my apartment and how much do I drink? precious little.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 28 Dec 2006, 23:52
I drink 451's. 9/10ths whiskey, 1/10th kerosene. Booyah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 29 Dec 2006, 07:32
STOP FAIKING IT~!

POSEERZ

ALSO

I narrowlyt accoifved beeing hit upon by dsome guy who thought that by liking things like elvis, I must be gay

wwhich im ntot. I dontk now whow im dissapoointred in more, humaniity, or mhumabinty
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Post by: philosopherqueen on 29 Dec 2006, 07:46
Drunk Verergoca = funny.

I worry that he's faking it though, it's almost too good to be true.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 29 Dec 2006, 07:48
Pff, I wiash, get me on skype and your in for hell!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rubby on 29 Dec 2006, 12:03
I did some of The Dope.
I'm all Dopped up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 29 Dec 2006, 12:16
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 29 Dec 2006, 12:36
KEEP YOUR CHASTITY BELTS ON, THE MADMAN WILL SURELY RAPE US ALL IN HIS MAD LUST
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rubby on 29 Dec 2006, 12:41
NO! Take off your cloths, Imma show you somthin.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: elcapitan on 29 Dec 2006, 13:52
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

The Assassin of Youth!

EDIT: Woo! Red wine from a raffle! Tastes like arse but I'm drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 29 Dec 2006, 23:40
Man, its been like, ages ago, and i still cant get the whole "keep solid foods inside my body" trick going :(.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jooooosh on 30 Dec 2006, 02:10
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

The Assassin of Youth!



Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

SKOOLED
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rubby on 30 Dec 2006, 02:43
I like breaking down words sometimes. Take assassin, ass-ass-in. Thats funny!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Dec 2006, 03:00
Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

SKOOLED

Shakespeare almost certainly didn't invent the word, since it comes from the Arabic sect Hashshashin and is easily Romanized to be assassin, long before Shakespeare's time.

Furthermore, there is no evidence the sect even called themselves that, and was likely attributed to them as more of a general term for lawbreakers and outlaws, derived from the Egyptian Hashasheen. The relationship between assassin and hashish(the actual Arabic word instead of the American slang) is likely less sinister, generally meaning that assassins and hashish users were both shunned from society.

I hate it when marijuana lore tries to make it seem more significant than it really is.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Storm Rider on 30 Dec 2006, 07:51
I believe that is double-'skooled'.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: elcapitan on 30 Dec 2006, 08:48
Ozy, thanks for doing that. You're a man after my own etymological heart.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Dec 2006, 09:04
I am listening to the Beastie Boys right now. I MUST be drunk!

I promise to post something in here before I fall asleep on New Year's Eve
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 30 Dec 2006, 12:07
Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

SKOOLED

Shakespeare almost certainly didn't invent the word, since it comes from the Arabic sect Hashshashin and is easily Romanized to be assassin, long before Shakespeare's time.

Furthermore, there is no evidence the sect even called themselves that, and was likely attributed to them as more of a general term for lawbreakers and outlaws, derived from the Egyptian Hashasheen. The relationship between assassin and hashish(the actual Arabic word instead of the American slang) is likely less sinister, generally meaning that assassins and hashish users were both shunned from society.

I hate it when marijuana lore tries to make it seem more significant than it really is.

He did, however, invent the word "puke."

...unless I am horribly mistaken.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: amok on 30 Dec 2006, 12:08
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

reefer fiend checking in I sure hope this thread is not reserved for drunk people or I have committed an internet faux-pas

Jesu + weed = win
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Dec 2006, 12:45
He did, however, invent the word "puke."

...unless I am horribly mistaken.

Possibly. At the very least, he was probably the first person to use it in a literary work.

Which...isn't much of a stretch.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 31 Dec 2006, 17:29
I knew it was something like that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 31 Dec 2006, 21:12
I am listening to the Beastie Boys right now. I MUST be drunk!

I promise to post something in here before I fall asleep on New Year's Eve

GUYS ITHAPPENED I'M DRUNK AND OSTING!!!! HAPPYNEW YWr\ everyobe!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Storm Rider on 01 Jan 2007, 02:37
I bet that post's fake.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2007, 05:38
Unfortunately not *groan*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gridgm on 01 Jan 2007, 08:40
our school gave us a "game" which encourages safe drinking

according to it i died last night of alcohol poisoning

it seems to think i can't drink a bottle of bourbon on my own considering my body weight
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2007, 09:25
Congratulations for not dying!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: elcapitan on 01 Jan 2007, 12:24
Oh god, braincells... Come back...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: NecroAd on 01 Jan 2007, 16:19
Does annoyingly hungover count? -_-
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 01 Jan 2007, 17:19
ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 01 Jan 2007, 19:20
Man, this morning was a bad morning. Feeling much better now though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ElRodente on 01 Jan 2007, 20:25
I got kicked out of a bowling alley for being drunk.

They sold me the alcohol, so I think they should get kicked out, not me.

then when they are gone, stage a coup and become the king of the bowling alley



i'm still kind of drung over from last night (my new word, for still havings drunk feeling, but with more adverse effects) and it's 3

the good news is we invented shot jenga!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 01 Jan 2007, 21:03
The only place I have ever had police try to pull me in for drunk and disorderly was out the front of a bowling alley.

Although it turns out you can totally talk your way out of a drunk and disorderly if the cops are nice enough.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Jan 2007, 00:32
Actually, you can sweet-talk your way off a lot of minor offences simply by being reasonable and polite. The Police have to deal with so many deliberately obstructive, rude and obnoxious folk that you earn major brownie points just for making their day smoother. A policeman once told my dad that I was the 'nicest person he'd ever arrested', which has to count for something. It doesn't quite mesh with my anarchistic bent, but I find my life is a lot easier if I'm on friendly terms with the constabulary, especially if I'm going to regularly meet up with them patrolling places I'm drinking every week. That said, now that I don't need to go drinking outside with a load of 15 year old mall-punks, my day to day acquintance with the police has dropped considerably.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Corcarpemei on 28 Jan 2007, 01:07
FACK I'M SRUGNKD.F   HTOT
HOLTY SGTO WHAT THE BUCK.?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 28 Jan 2007, 01:08
WHAT...THE...FUCK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: silverstar on 28 Jan 2007, 01:23
This be a post from last night...

I had waaaay more rum than I ought to have had....OMG....the room was spinning, I tell you!

*sigh*

La
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Post by: jmrz on 28 Jan 2007, 01:34
FACK I'M SRUGNKD.F   HTOT
HOLTY SGTO WHAT THE BUCK.?


To translate:

FUCK I'M SO DRUNK. [something] HOLY SHIT [?] WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Post by: KaraFairie on 28 Jan 2007, 02:37
YAY for Princy!!! She understands drunken talk.

Where'd the rum go?
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Post by: Gurkburk on 28 Jan 2007, 09:09
okay what the hell?
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Post by: Verergoca on 28 Jan 2007, 14:08
Where'd the rum go?

Do you really want to know (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,14546.0.html)?
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Post by: Peet on 02 Feb 2007, 17:21
z
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Post by: Ernest on 02 Feb 2007, 21:26
Fuck dude I am drunk is this thread legit?  I am so underage look at my profile that is underage.  Fuck.  What the hell is going on here?  I am drunk do i qualify for shit? I don't know what's going on I'm going to pass out but I'm using correct grammar.  I can do that shit.
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Post by: mberan42 on 02 Feb 2007, 22:15
I am a bit drunk, but mostly tired.

When I get this way, mostly tired and a bit drunk, I get depressed. When I get depressed, I drink. It's really not a healthy cycle. I recognize this, but have not as of yet taken any steps to counteract myself. I'll get on it eventually.

Let it be known that I have problems with women. The girls I have crushes on haunt me. Especially since nearly all of them are in a relationship currently.

Ok, yeah, I'm drunk. I can tell when I'm drunk when it takes me 5 minutes to type out a short reply such as this. While I'm still coherent and able to type, I still dwell on every single "what could have been" in my life, and, really, it hurts. A lot. I don't know how I can stop myself from thinking about these women. I never once have had a serious relationship. Really, like, ever. I've dated a few girls here and there, but it's never been serious. Unfortunately, my brain won't shut the hell up - it constantly is thinking about girls whom I've had any interest in before, whether I've dated her (as is the case with Liz) or if I just have a crush on her (as is the case with Bridget or Lizzie or Julie or Laura or...).

So my mind is working at about a thousand words per minute right now, but my fingers are typing at about 30 words per minute. Someone needs to invent a mind-to-text inputter. Or whatever the heck it's called.

Basically, here's me in a nutshell: I'm pretty smart, I'm not awful looking, I like my job, but I hate the emotional capacity of a 15-year-old.

Any women care to hang out with me?
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Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 02 Feb 2007, 23:22
I am drunk again, ladies and gentlemen. Drunk again and very happy about it.
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Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 02 Feb 2007, 23:30
Oh joy. The liquor is locked in the pantry...*sigh* no booze for me...
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Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Feb 2007, 00:05
I will be! This'll be my first time gettin drunk, alone, in front of the computer. It should make for interesting results
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Post by: mberan42 on 03 Feb 2007, 20:36
Welcome to my life, DD.

Hah! DD! I get it!




...god I'm pathetic.
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Post by: thelightguy on 04 Feb 2007, 17:07
What's the QC policy on posting drunk?  Ah, never mind...

This should be really akward, becauce I'm getting drunk with my dad and a couple of his friends,k but whatever.

So yea, I'm not sober and that's what matters (for this thread).
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Post by: bujiatang on 04 Feb 2007, 18:38
I'm slightly buzzed on Hot cocoa. whish is to say, my cocao had somthing else aded.  I thin it is rum,.
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Post by: Cernunnos on 04 Feb 2007, 19:13
Is it bad that i get buzzed off of one beer? Is it also bad that i post alot more while buzzed?
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Post by: thelightguy on 04 Feb 2007, 19:15
1 yes
2 not always
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Post by: Cernunnos on 04 Feb 2007, 19:22
Well, i suppose there are some people who are hilarious when they post drunk. I am not one of them. So sorry.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 04 Feb 2007, 19:25
I have a large glass of Wine.

Further details as events warrent.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 04 Feb 2007, 19:32
Drunk singstar is possible the besy invention ever. i do love it. i don't love being ill however, so bed time will be soonish. afterh i play the cigarette game.

Happy Birthdayh Kylos!
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Post by: Ernest on 04 Feb 2007, 21:02
Dang I was really drunk.  I just read that post I forgot I had posted when I was drunk.
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Post by: TheCourtJester on 05 Feb 2007, 03:04
I...I got drunk. Unfortunately, it was "take a drink every time a bad commercial comes on" the game. We thought it would be a drink every 15 minutes or so...not super-light, but not DYING. It was bad....

So I felt sick about half an hour ago...I remembered I have a vaporizer, which means very little effort to get veeery crossfaded.

So I'm sitting here watching a live recording of Pink Floyd and doing my psyche homework. I think the superbowl's coool. Who won?




/kidding
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Post by: Jed on 06 Feb 2007, 11:54
It's -30 celsius so i went for a walk and now i'm enjoying a fifth drink of rum and coke.  :-D
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Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Feb 2007, 12:58
I am having beer and pizza for breakfast.
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Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 15 Feb 2007, 00:23
HEPPY BALENTINES DURR

P.S.- The newsbox still sys happynbew year
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Post by: Heijoshin on 20 Feb 2007, 00:32
This is my one drunk post to QCF. As much as I might act like an ass, and as much as I wish that i didn't, I love her. First and last time that anyone will hear me say that about anyone. I'm done, and good night.
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Post by: ZJGent on 20 Feb 2007, 16:10
not sober totally. magic, I basically, I am okay. part from I had this vanilla vodka and it tasted like icecream so I had the whole stuff. it was great I am flying like a spanish billiard right niw,

foo shum basna gas!

fum bum lalum,

Rdorifkhgol

rodrick maybve..
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Post by: S_g on 21 Feb 2007, 04:49
I'm drinking the old standerd, bundy, it's not as nice as i remember from my underage drinking days.

Some barstard gave me the link to arvil doing covers of soad and greenday. omfg it is so wrong.

12h shifts suck, and now im too tired to sleep, so drinking until my mind lets go/slows down and i finally hit the pillow and passout
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Feb 2007, 07:57
hahaha yoiu guys its hellof funnyy cauze 18 yrs old is legal here in lolbania hahahaha you guys all fail

Hey guys it's not that hard to fake drunkenness, you can still post.
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Post by: Scytale on 23 Feb 2007, 05:44
Yeap I'm slightly intoxicated at the moment, just got back from seeing a bunch of shitty local bands, at the Oxford Tavern (cool pub near where I live). Since it was my birthday on Wednesday all my mates bought me drinks tonight getting hammered on other peoples money is awesopme...

Hooray For the weekends!!!!
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Post by: Lines on 23 Feb 2007, 16:32
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/gallery-booze-500.gif)

thank you Married to the Sea, for this public service announcement.
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Post by: Tyler on 23 Feb 2007, 16:43
Forshame! Ladyfolk should not engage in such behaviors.
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Post by: Lines on 23 Feb 2007, 17:01
sir, i shall drink to your health.
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Post by: Tyler on 23 Feb 2007, 22:59
My sensibilities, they have been offended.
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Post by: Lines on 24 Feb 2007, 05:45
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/gracious.jpg)

(do not be offended. i had but one drink and i can hold my liquor.)
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Post by: öde on 24 Feb 2007, 05:55
I had two shots of the worst drink in the world last night. I liked it.
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Post by: Verergoca on 08 Mar 2007, 18:58
I had more beers than I had in a whirle! Tomorrow is oging to be hell! GO HANGOVRS!

Or not. I dont know. Pretty girls in the bar, and me beeing to shy, as usual ofcourse. Ohwell!
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Post by: Gemmwah on 14 Mar 2007, 20:02
lots of cider and a bottle of white wine and 2 shots of something green and some vodka thing make gemmwah a rather drunk cheerleader. I have had lots of water but am still immune to pain and cold. i may quit whilst i am ahead. although i have already burned my mouth with hot burger, so i'm not so much ahead as on level ground.
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Post by: SilentJ on 15 Mar 2007, 17:29
Like a week ago I had mucho beers with my brother, cousin, and brother's friend.  I forgot to post here whilst drunk.

I am sorry, QC. :-(
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Post by: bujiatang on 15 Mar 2007, 20:15
I went to a party on Saturday.  Started with a few beers, and then switched to gin and tonics.... poor decision.  Got home at 5:30... ohhh the hangover...

But Wolfgang parties are always worth attending.

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Post by: öde on 16 Mar 2007, 04:27
The last time I was in a suitable state to post here, I couldn't find the thread.
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Post by: SilentJ on 16 Mar 2007, 19:13
I went to a party on Saturday.  Started with a few beers, and then switched to gin and tonics.... poor decision.  Got home at 5:30... ohhh the hangover...

But Wolfgang parties are always worth attending.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

Remember well this lesson, my son (who is probably older than I am and knows this already)
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Post by: jolijn on 16 Mar 2007, 19:55
I invented a drinking game but no one really wants to play it. You basically play golf but take a drink for every shot you shoot over par. The great thing about this of course is that the more you drink, the worse you're gonna play and the more you're gonna drink. Unless you happen to be one of those freaks who actually does things better drunk.
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Post by: Jooooosh on 16 Mar 2007, 22:18
After a bad bought with a few chemicals and sleepless night, i figure sobriety is the way to go for at least a few days. sorry :-( :angel:
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Post by: Oli on 17 Mar 2007, 07:45
My favourite drinking game is called "Last one to throw up is a sissy"
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Post by: tania on 17 Mar 2007, 08:52
I assumed this was universal but I guess it might just be UK.

i can't speak for everyone in canada but this has been a pretty popular drinking game with my friends for a while now.
guelph is a small town with a limited number of bars, though, so we usually only play this when we visit toronto.
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Post by: Oli on 17 Mar 2007, 16:25
TOMMY IS TOTALLY GAY FOR TANIA!

HE WANTS TO) LOVE HER ALL NIGHT LIONG
BBECAUSE HE ENJOYS THE FATTIES AND TANIA IS OBSESE LIKE A WHAKLE!


ST. PATRIDKCS DAYUJ LOL!
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Post by: jolijn on 18 Mar 2007, 01:28
LLOS HE WAN TS SMOEFATT YLOBIN
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Post by: Johnny C on 18 Mar 2007, 01:30
I had a beer and a rum & coke tonight. Obviously this was not enough to affect me at all.

Sorry to disappoint you, thread.

P.S. I WNENT OTU FOR A WAL K AND SAW :TDS ANE "EPH" CARVED INO T A TREE, WTF??!?1/
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Post by: Peet on 18 Mar 2007, 03:10
I had Guiness and Jamesons and then graduated to pitchers of stuff.

It's a shame I forgot about this thread at the time.
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Post by: Yankee6X on 18 Mar 2007, 03:26
Guiness, Tooheys New, Tooheys Old, Tooheys Platinum, More Guiness, J?germeister, Bundaberg Rum, uhm - Jim Beam Bourbon. And one good nights sleep - no hangover surprisingly.

That was yesterday.

today was a softy.

Cascade Premium, and a Schooner of VB.
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Post by: Peet on 31 Mar 2007, 16:56
I  REME MRBERED           TO PSOT IN THEIS TRHREAD

TTPOTALLY NOT SOBER.#/

THIS
IS
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by: öde on 31 Mar 2007, 16:57
Well done Pete.
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Post by: Verergoca on 11 Apr 2007, 16:56
FOOK YOU WORLD, ! DURNK I AM, TO MUCH WINE. LoTS OF FUN.

NOW OUSEMATES ARE LOUD. I NEED CUDDLSZ!

*goes to rest*
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Post by: Zoe_Gurl on 13 Apr 2007, 07:31
2 mercury ciders... And to think i have a bottle of vodka with me just begging to be drunk. I had plans to go out tonight... but they fell through - stupid freaking friends who think we go to uni to study! What the fuck happened to ppl just getting maggoted 75% of uni life and barely passing... al this caring about their degree is affecting our friendship. I thought 'scholarship money' was code for lets go get drunk... my shout.
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Post by: Zoe on 14 Apr 2007, 12:47
wow now i so see how this is double posting and im pretty sure that is bad but oh well.... here is me not being sober and im very happy about it. ts 6 oclock in the morning, and i just got home... it hasnt been a fabulous night but it has been a long one out dancing and that is the good point! i likke dancing till the clubs close, then you get a taxi with some strange bloke who trys to sell you clothes. it was fun. damnit why didnt i take the clothes? they were even my sive fuckers. im glad i didnt wear make up out tonight, cuz it wouls look funnynow. funny. (this is where you make fun of my would be make up)

bed time? I agree xP
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Post by: Peet on 14 Apr 2007, 16:37
your mum is not nsbober
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Post by: KharBevNor on 14 Apr 2007, 18:43
I am so baked off my arse that I would use a phrase like 'baked off my arse' to genuinely describe my condition.

That is basically how baked off my arse I am.
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Post by: Hat on 14 Apr 2007, 20:47
Fuck. I can't believe I keep forgetting about this thread when I am drunk. Did anyone bother to record the gabbly conversation last night where I just kept bitching about Manowar?
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Post by: Edith on 14 Apr 2007, 23:45
I'm just tipsy enough to have opened the last bottle of alcohol in the house.

It is red. It is in an old vodka bottle. I bought it in Guatemala from an old woman who had brewed it in her bathtub.

If it kills me, I will haunt Huda. My ghost will drink with her.

Also, in case it kills me, farewell. This has been fun.

E.

Edit: I actually do have other alcohol, but it is all white wine. And white wine always gives me a headache. Although this stuff probably will, too. If it doesn't kill me.
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Post by: Zoe on 18 Apr 2007, 12:13
no more alcohol..... ts a good thing making out with sexy boys yes?
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Post by: mooface on 18 Apr 2007, 12:43
zoe, i feel like the only posts i have ever seen you post have been drunk ones.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 21 Apr 2007, 17:54
whiiiiiiiite wiiiiiiiiiine goes straight o my head. i must admit i do feel a little tipsy. good night, though. except for the lack of dancing. i don't like that nobody dances in portsmouth. it makesme unhappy.
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Post by: Peet on 21 Apr 2007, 17:58
totally sobar
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Post by: Gemmwah on 23 Apr 2007, 19:06
many much drinkings. i am doing well this week wooooo.

the fun really begins when I get back to my flat tomorrow. It's going to be an interesting night.

Also, I had a guy come onto me tonight, like, all night and it was so not cool. I felt bad that I didn't know until everyone told me. But that's not cool anyway. NOT COOL.
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Post by: ScrambledGregs on 23 Apr 2007, 21:56
Harrumph my first official appearance in this thread, although I have posted on the forums many times while drunk and never thought to seek out for one of these threads...until now!!

Right now I'm in that state where you were drinking a lot earlier but now it's 1 a.m. and you're sober enough to drive home only you realize you're already home. Your two choices are either to quickly drink more to get to sleep at a reasonable hour or to let the unreality of sleep and alcohol deprivation kick in while you stay up too fucking late posting on message boards and listening to Explosions in the Sky.

I normally drink every or every other night, so expect more, and more entertaining, posts in the future.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 23 Apr 2007, 22:20
I got home from work at 4.30am. It is now 6.30am and I am drunk. I have had about 5 cans of Becks.

Why the hell did I do that?
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Post by: SeanBateman on 23 Apr 2007, 22:40
I just poured a large glass of bourbon on the rocks. I will now go watch Buffy until I die.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 23 Apr 2007, 22:58
I have no clothes on.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 26 Apr 2007, 22:29
Yay first drunk post!  (I am totally correcting my typos as I go along.)

I have 7 pages to write tonight.  Bah!

These pages are for a class on mysticism.  Yay!

Adderall and my metabolism are my friends.  The first will keep me going, the second will get rid of the alcohol so I can ... go.  By which I mean write.  Seven pages.  About mysticism.  Hooray!
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Post by: Zoe on 27 Apr 2007, 05:46
zoe, i feel like the only posts i have ever seen you post have been drunk ones.

Strangely enough ive been getting that for a few years now...
They made this for me about four years ago...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/Zoe_Gurl/1041696728_nkquizluci.gif)
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Post by: öde on 27 Apr 2007, 18:49
thNO, not soe.
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Post by: Zoe on 28 Apr 2007, 04:44
oncw again, yes drunk... but this is the early stages, becausse i havent been out. SO half a bottle down watching Chaser... cheer Aussies cheer! i have a war on everything.
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Post by: Zoe on 28 Apr 2007, 09:22
and this is the 3 am luci after she has come home...
I scored a nEw watch tonight, but otherwise it was crap. I hate my friends sometimes... they suck. i ate noodles when i came home... Mi gorgeng noodles are the new ice.

Entertain me someone plz!
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Post by: ScrambledGregs on 12 May 2007, 17:17
How has this thread gone so long without a post?? Your guys and guyesses are a bunch of teatotalers.

Here is what I did: Step one) I went to my one local store that sells beer by the bottle so you can try each one out before you committ to an entire 6 pack. Step 2) Buy a couple beers I've never heard of or tried before, occasionally those crazy fucking foreign ones that are like a pint and 11 oz. or so and you get drunk before you know it Step 3) PROFIT er I mean you get home from a 10 hour shift on the day before Mother's Day, tired and aching and pissed off at the human race and then you drink those beers until you love humans again.

I normally don't get drunk off of beer because it takes so long and/or I get sickly full, but I'm too tired to make myself something to eat and I wouldn't dare try to eat out tonight.
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Post by: Emaline on 12 May 2007, 19:11
I am in the mood to drink. The only type of alcohol in the house though is Kahlúa, and I'm not so sure about it. Meh.

This golf drinking game sounds awesome. The one with the par being assigned to each drink. I'd be up for that.

Has anybody ever played taps?
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 12 May 2007, 21:36
I'm pretty pissed. Wahey! Etc.
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Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 12 May 2007, 21:58
Stoned.
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Post by: pat101 on 13 May 2007, 00:03
Stoned.

in a big way ++++++ Gin!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 14 May 2007, 16:05
Yesterday I got stoned and skimmed stones on perfectly flat water. It was awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 15 May 2007, 18:46
Someone just dared me over cam to chug some vodka.
I did it.
Now I feel ill...

This is after a heavy night out. i'll let you know if i survive.
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Post by: jmrz on 15 May 2007, 22:25
Nothing wrong with vodka. It was my drink of choice last night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 16 May 2007, 15:26
Nothing wrong with it at all.
Just chugging cheap economy vodka. Bleh.

P.S.
I survived
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Post by: Jed on 16 May 2007, 15:52
I'm not sober...

I'S ASSWAFASED"  :lol:
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Post by: Kylos on 18 May 2007, 17:03
i feel i get drunkj too much.
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Post by: ScrambledGregs on 19 May 2007, 20:50
OR MAYBE...NOT ENOUGH??

I got so drunk on Tuesday night that I don't remember any of 'Blue Velvet' despite watching it twice with a friend. Also, I had to call off work on Wednesday because I was hungover AND had some kind of food poisoning. NO it wasn't just a hangover, assface.

Been drinking my favorite drink tonight because my weekends consist of: Friday (work til close) Saturday (all day) Sunday (open).

My favorite drink?? A LOT LOL LOL LOL
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Post by: WelshPete on 21 May 2007, 14:20
Jus gotten back from the SU after a few bevi's and feel im not drunk enough soo hopefully in a few hours i things will be drunker!
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Post by: Zoe on 23 May 2007, 10:58
dear QC's.... i love you all.... yes it has got to that stage where i am loving every one of you....even you yes. that is what happens at 4am, when your best mate decided to go to sleepin your brothers bed. hpp[ens to the best of us right? Do you guys ever get that? Ever had a big bro/sis who sleeps with your friends? i thought it went away but no, still it happens.
whooo i have the hick ups.
<3 you kids is so sexy lol w00t w00t
someone entertain me.... add me to msn or something lol
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Post by: mberan42 on 23 May 2007, 11:28
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/4165/ginuh0.gif)
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Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 23 May 2007, 12:35
dear QC's.... i love you all.... yes it has got to that stage where i am loving every one of you....even you yes. that is what happens at 4am, when your best mate decided to go to sleepin your brothers bed. hpp[ens to the best of us right? Do you guys ever get that? Ever had a big bro/sis who sleeps with your friends? i thought it went away but no, still it happens.
whooo i have the hick ups.
<3 you kids is so sexy lol w00t w00t
someone entertain me.... add me to msn or something lol

How drunk ARE you? I mean, it would take a lot to love everyone on the forum...
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Post by: Zoe on 23 May 2007, 18:48
Your right.... but i do have alot of love... xD
Im still drunk this morning, if that gives you a good idea of how drunk i was last night. I have to stop PM'ing random people at strange hours of the night. Im sorry to all who suffered my PM'ing under the influence. PUI. hehe... just as good as my DUI - dialing under the influence... never give me your number unless you want drunk random girls calling you at 3 am.
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Post by: SilentJ on 24 May 2007, 17:20
hell, sign me up.
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Post by: Abattur on 25 May 2007, 11:19
It's not funny that drunk people call at 3 am. It gets annoying really fast.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 25 May 2007, 12:09
I am tipsy, does that count? I don't think I'll remember to post after getting back from the ball so I'll do it now.

Hooray for drinks!
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Post by: Peet on 25 May 2007, 18:08
lat day of shcol lol
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 25 May 2007, 18:47
I DID remember! And I am muuuuch more wankered than I was earlier. I put many pints away in a very short time.

Hooray for hot dogs!

ETA: Eeew new page.
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Post by: Kylos on 25 May 2007, 18:48
Yesterday, I fell asleep at my computer watching who framed roger rabbit because of many many ciders.

BEST DAY EVER.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 25 May 2007, 20:47
It's not funny that drunk people call at 3 am. It gets annoying really fast.

I'd think so too, but I have two brothers in college and a cousin living with us who goes and parties with them.

I get drunk dialed a lot.

I've learned to laugh at it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 25 May 2007, 21:03
I'm a bit angry right now 'cause Pandora is playing stuff I do not like. All I want to do is chill out with my glass of vodka and listen to good music. But what the hell? Cooperate with me, Pandora, seriously. Why the hell are you playing Metallica when I entered in Liars? Metallica sucks ass.

Sipping vodka on the rocks right now. Not drunk, but not sober.

I'm going to hang out with Will tomorrow. That should be pretty awesome! I'm excited to go to his poetry reading.

Sorry for blogging.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Abattur on 29 May 2007, 17:38

ERGH!
KRISTEN"
Perkele nää amerikkalaiset on outoja?
I have to apologizze for my behavior.
SHITBITCH!

Also if i say something after this, i am very
very
very
Drunk
I lied
i an ust very drunk
not very
very
very
very
 drnk
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zoe on 30 May 2007, 12:13
i say wheeeeeeeeeee also!
but i am watching a good movie, but i cant spell the name of it right now..... its fuckin an awesome musical!
"made her feel shiny and new...... like a virgin touched for the very first time!"
Yes i feel like dancing and singinging!!! Wow i wanna catch up wiht you kids..... SOMEONE in Aus come down to tas and chill with me.... andwe will get just as drunk as i am now, and play poker and dance. come drink wiiiith me...... i could start my own musical! yay!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 30 May 2007, 17:31
It is superhuman, the ability to get drunk (and I mean room-spin) drunk before midnight. I haven't even had that much to drink. I mean... 8 shots? What is that, really? Ooh, ramen on the hob, crap.

Also hooray! 1 of my friends' birthday was yesterday(30th) and the others' is today (31st) So yeah. Odds are I will be like this tomorrow also. Hooray for birthdays!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 30 May 2007, 19:18
I'm a bit angry right now 'cause Pandora is playing stuff I do not like.

who is this Pandora?

does she hold the box that will let me kill Ares?  'Cos that dude's a total bitch, I swear.

not even drunk, that'll happen this weekend.

AFTER I TAKE MY FUCKING SATS.

...sorry, I blogged.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pen on 31 May 2007, 03:55
*yawn*

woke up still pretty fucked up from last night.  had to drive.  got spins.  *collapses*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jeph on 31 May 2007, 04:00
hahhahahahahahahahhaahah you people have no idea

you are alll pussies compared to me

that's right I'm so drunk proper HTML matters to me
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 31 May 2007, 15:02
THAT'S IT, JEPH

YOU AND ME

MAPLE SYRUP SHOTS

RIGHT NOW

BRING IT ON, BITCH
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 31 May 2007, 18:14
drunk enough to not care how loud you're listening to your favourite song at 2:15 in the morning?
I AM.

Also, singing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 31 May 2007, 18:39
I hope i did not pull an uggo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 31 May 2007, 20:59
FUCK THIS SHIT. Fuck it all. Here I sit in my new condo all billion dollars I paid for it and will pay for it for thne next thirty fucking years and I don't igivea rats ass. I don've fucingkin care. don't care ata all. my job is fine. my life is fine. my social life is nonexistant but i've kinda done that on my own - no, that's not the right termininnology. I've kinda done that , you know, whatthefuckis the word, I dunno, by not trying? myabe.

i wan tto screw it all an d move to France. Work on a vineyard, drink wine and speak french. and fuck, i don't even speak frenc.h I failed it like three times in college 'cause I didn't goive a shit. I don't give a hsit a lot in my life that's something that fuck i'm blogging - WHAT THE FUCK QC FORUMS WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE BLOGGING THREADSA? GRADUJATING FROM JIGHSCHOOL AND YOUR GOLAS AND WHATNOT FUCK THAT SHIT I DON"T CARE!!! GETR A BLOG ASSHOELS

I have nothing original in my life. all I can think of to close this rabmle is "fuck it, dude, let's go bowling."
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 31 May 2007, 21:34
and sudeenly my sig quote is all the more appropriate
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 31 May 2007, 22:20
*internet hugs*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 01 Jun 2007, 04:35
So some friends of mine graduated from highschool on monday.

Last night they went to their first party.

One of them drunk texted me at like 1 30.

"hey guess what i finally went to my first party nd im relly drunk finally after i graduated"

my work here is done.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 01 Jun 2007, 06:29
One time, my friend drunk text me "Vehi of when and".

To this day, we have no idea what it means...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: usmcnavgeek on 01 Jun 2007, 19:39
I'm sober.  I got promoted today, I should be out tearing it up, but I just moved to Fort Worth and don't know anybody.

YOU CANT MAKE ME GET OUT OF THIS THREAD HA.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 07 Jul 2007, 06:19
HOORAY


Edit: Oh my fucking goodness it has been so long since someone posted in this thread you are all fucking disgraceful
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zoe on 14 Jul 2007, 10:37
i am tempted to make it my own yes that is right!
i can still type and there for the pony's are coming. they arer coming to eat mine and your lollipops.
there were many beers involved.
i didnt mean to
but you sit through a quiz night where all the questions are aimed at old ppl....
drinking is all us young folk have.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 14 Jul 2007, 13:06
that's right I'm so drunk proper HTML matters to me

Proper HTML always matters to me. Always.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 14 Jul 2007, 21:08
><COCK>
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Caiphana on 14 Jul 2007, 21:35
If you get drunk by yourself and then go online and talk to people, are you still a loser?

Yes? ....well, fuck.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reno on 15 Jul 2007, 03:33
I have been drinking for about 8 hours now.  Mixing booze...I am gonna regret this in the morning probably. 

I am also noticing that I type faster and better than when I am sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Caiphana on 15 Jul 2007, 10:07
I type a lot faster when smashed, but my spaces tend to get messed up, and I transpose letters a lot... sometimes words and whole phrases.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 15 Jul 2007, 17:22
Last night there was beer pong and flip cup abound in my garage.

This morning there was dehydration, pukin' and swelling abound in my room/face.

...but it was so worth it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 15 Jul 2007, 21:23
INFO TOOBS, VALIDATE ME!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Abattur on 16 Jul 2007, 17:07
This day was total waist of alcohol use!

But then again what else there is ro do?

Also i have no fucking idea what is  going on in other therads.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 17 Jul 2007, 01:18
This message was meant to be put here a few hours ago before the hangover woke me up... However, i'm sure i still have alcohol in me, so here it goes...

"GEEEEEMWAAAAARGH! Fuck yeah, she's home."

P.S. The small ball of pain is back with a vengence. Boo hangover.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 17 Jul 2007, 22:25
So I was on this abandoned bridge the other day, high as hell, when this guy stumbles on from the nearby campus looking to commit suicide because his grandma died. Wait, what? I was going somewhere with this.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 09 Aug 2007, 16:59
I ressurect this thread in the name of drunkards everywhere!

WHY THE HELL IS THERE A HELICOPTER HOVIERING OVER MY GARDEN.
I did nothing wrong.

Also, my brother was all "what the hell is that?" and i did helicopter impressions.
Whoo?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 10 Aug 2007, 23:30
I'm not quite high enough
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 10 Aug 2007, 23:43
I had never had a hangover before I joined this forum. I've even starting drinking less since joining this forum.

However, a couple weekends back, after drinking 4 16oz cans of Miller High Life, I had the worst hangover ever. I could not move my head at all. If I did, I was in super pain. I couldn't eat because I felt like puking. This went on for at least 2 days. Ugh. It was terrible. I blame this board.


I've drank a shit ton more than that and I never felt anything. Lame.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 11 Aug 2007, 08:43
I hope i did not pull an uggo

Guys I just saw this post even though I've posted in here since then and it is fucking awesome. If using the internet was a fucking government sponsored art form, Pete would be rolling in cash right now.

Oh shit guys I went to the best party. The ratio of ladies to dude was obscene and we got extremely funky to some Thriller on the dance floor and I got offered a jager bomb just for posing for a photo but I didn't take it because I was going to puke because of the rule that if you caught a baloon before it hit the ceiling you had to scull your drink and I caught a lot of fucking balloons guys, and when I did without a drink in my hands, SOMEONE JUST FUCKING OFFERED ME ONE.

God it was good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 11 Aug 2007, 13:22
Hat is the only one who understands me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 11 Aug 2007, 22:13
WHY THE HELL IS THERE A HELICOPTER HOVIERING OVER MY GARDEN.

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Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 11 Aug 2007, 22:21
Pretty much.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: valley_parade on 11 Aug 2007, 22:25
YEAH DUDE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 14 Aug 2007, 06:07
Hey guuysssssssss
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 14 Aug 2007, 07:13
FUCKING TEQUILA, BITCHES
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 15 Aug 2007, 19:42
Mmm. Cider. It makes me happy in numerous ways. The most prominent being that it is slowly killing my braincells.

Hooray?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 31 Aug 2007, 09:16
Why is it that Gabbly finally works at 2:15 am, while I am drunk, and no one is on to witness this?

Shame, internet. Shame.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 31 Aug 2007, 09:24
Well you know what to do, Tommy. Strip, boy!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 31 Aug 2007, 10:45
HAMMERED! Blattered, pished, splooged, pished, blootered, fuckered, slaughtered, half-cut.

All of those things. and it is only 7!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 02 Sep 2007, 09:09
11am? Hell no I'm not sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 02 Sep 2007, 17:40
Still sporting a hangover from the party last night.
BOOOOO.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 02 Sep 2007, 17:48
There's supposed to be a party tonight with some of my brothers friends. If not, I will have a much cooler party without them. Maybe with my mormon neighbor. Should get interesting.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 02 Sep 2007, 20:44
drunk/high x10
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 02 Sep 2007, 20:59
Sober.

OH SNAP!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 02 Sep 2007, 21:19
Been drinkin' my usual vodka+rocks tonight.

Hooray for a 3-day weekend in Americaland. Boo for having nothing to do and nobody to do anything with.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: vegkitkat on 02 Sep 2007, 22:45
It is my first frosh night, and I am not sober. This one sentence has been edited 5+ times!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 03 Sep 2007, 01:03
VODKA

I'm going to play outside...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Baggy on 08 Sep 2007, 00:59
This is a night of Heineken + Wine + Bud light + Mind Eraser + Bud Light and I can't move my eyes or I can't focus on the screen right away.

Yay for friends birthdays.  I'm afraid I may have drank more than him...Ooops!  Let's just focus til the drunk goes away!

Did I mention I weigh 125 and I'm the biggest lightweight man in the world?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Neuvost on 08 Sep 2007, 01:05
I'm coming down off a solid night of drunkenness, Apples to Apples, and video games. There's also a guy I met a matter of hours ago crashed on my couch. I feel pretty solidly back at college now. Good night!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Spinless on 11 Sep 2007, 15:35
Blargh. My mouth taste like anus and shit. And I'm not even out drinking. I knew I'd drank too much when I turned around and I saw the empty bottle of SoCo. I knew it was too late to do anything about it when I puked on the floor of the communal area in Adam's building.
Gabbly ain't working, how're you folks?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: clockworkjames on 12 Sep 2007, 19:38
is 03:38AM, I have college in the morning, I got a new flatmate and I just pissed in the sink.

Whoops.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: AlexAttack on 12 Sep 2007, 20:47
This is a night of Heineken + Wine + Bud light + Mind Eraser + Bud Light and I can't move my eyes or I can't focus on the screen right away.


I was recently in your homeland to attend a music festival in Baltimore and i was quite unimpressed with the beer. Arrogant Bastard ale and Brooklyn brown ale was pretty much the only ones that I'd write home about. The Buds and Coors and Millers and Pabst Blue Ribbons etc really reminded me of fizzy yellow water. However the prices were reasonable.

On another note, after I attended a friend's birthday drinks last tuesday I woke up about 6am throwing up into my pillows. I hope this follows on the spirit of the thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Mnementh on 12 Sep 2007, 20:58
Judging American beer by Budweiser, Coors, and the such is like judging all european beer based on the piss you call Heineken and Stella Artois.

You didn't try hard enough.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: AlexAttack on 12 Sep 2007, 21:48
I agree that Heineken and Stella Artois are pretty weak beers. But its not like there was a whole heap of stuff to choose from man. Also I'm Australian not from Europe.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 13 Sep 2007, 04:41
I would drink a pint of stella over a pint of bud any day of the week.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 13 Sep 2007, 15:59
well, i'm drunk, and for the first time i remember to post here while drunk. i get durnk quite often recently, so you all shoulld be glad that i always forget to post in this thread! but today is possibly the worst day to post here because i'm not inj the best mood, having spent the last few hours at a pub with 3 happy couples, playing poker and losing, too. sucks to be me, i guess.

well, have fun then, i'm gonna go get a blog, or some more booze.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 13 Sep 2007, 19:31
I was at a club with my friend until she started crying.
I kinda may have laughed at it.

Oops?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 13 Sep 2007, 19:50
you know what i never had the courage to say it until now but i fucking hate you guys and this thread especialyll



wait, what

hang on a bob dylan song just came on









where did i leave my glass
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thermodynamics on 13 Sep 2007, 20:42
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.

ah, wed. nights.

all you can drink 7pm-midnight. $5. case and point.

oh, did i mention i'm on blood thinners too? they make the booze crazy strong!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 13 Sep 2007, 20:59
sobriety is lame

hurray weed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 14 Sep 2007, 06:03
IOh cufk you all! Bunch of foolskl tghat have nutong baterr to do thatn post on sojme nmessagebroad wqhen yuio shouold be out drinking more. BAH!
Stuid poerpl! Especaitrlly lcurte derman ladies who after babbleing fo them tor a whikre go all "oh wait, mah boytou back hom emaybe find things not such a good ideas..."

BAH!

*DISPIUZE*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 14 Sep 2007, 19:30
pete is gfor winin thisn terad,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 14 Sep 2007, 23:06
By all standards I should be legally dead at the moment. I just had 16 B 52's, which for thsoe who don't know are khalua, bailey's irish cream and Grand Marnier in all eaqual parts, 5 beers, either Miller light or Heineken, 2 shots of Jose Cuervo Especial, 3 peppermint patties (Chocolate sauce in mouth, then shot of peppermint shnapps, tasted exacltly like name) fkuckin awesome party man, I'm swinging at the keyboard like a piano at a carnival, and my microphone smells like, oh shit. I can really barely think, I've got work in about 4 hours (halve to wake up at 5:45 am for a job that starts at 7. and if I get fired for being fdrunk I'll actually be happy, becuase it won't even be a hangoever at that point, just still drunk. Goodnight, ladies and gents... wooooooooowooo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 14 Sep 2007, 23:07
by thw way how long has this thread been goin? it was here in the srping wasn't it?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thomas Edison on 15 Sep 2007, 06:05
Thomas Edison is never sober.

How else do you think I invented the kinetoscope?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 15 Sep 2007, 07:53
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/?action=view&current=CIMG6498.flv (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/?action=view&current=CIMG6498.flv)

Need any more be said?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 15 Sep 2007, 10:33
Ee hee hee hee. When did the humping of the mini come in to play?


Also man, I am not messed up anymore, but I finally finished one of my bottles of Knob last night. It was good times, considering I was drinking by myself. >.<
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 15 Sep 2007, 10:41
YELLOW MINI IS A GAME THAT SHOULD ALWAYS INVOLVE HUMPING.

These are the rules.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 15 Sep 2007, 12:31
I got exceptionally drunk last night (too much vodka far too quickly), had long conversations I don't remember and woke up this morning in someone else's bed (I couldn't say whose). It's 3:30 now and I still think I'm a bit drunk. Fun stuff....
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 15 Sep 2007, 13:06
Man roddy your white suit is going to regret that in the morning.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Sep 2007, 16:34
I apologize for the above, but you can't blame me when there's a thread for exactly this.


And it seems like a habit with me of listing off the drinks I've had when partying like trophies or some shit. I wonder why?

The hangover still isn't over by the way...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 15 Sep 2007, 16:51
Im actually suprized at the fact that you remember a). what you had, and b). how much of those you had. I usually just come home with an empty wallet, and think "ah, ok, so i must have drunk a lot?"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 15 Sep 2007, 20:14
I love working in a pub. We just had a lock in. FAbulous.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: X_Ray on 15 Sep 2007, 21:58
gettin ready for drinkin soon wish me luck
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jodizzle on 15 Sep 2007, 23:05
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.

That's pretty much the best thing I ever heard.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 16 Sep 2007, 10:52
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.

ah, wed. nights.

all you can drink 7pm-midnight. $5. case and point.

oh, did i mention i'm on blood thinners too? they make the booze crazy strong!

Hopefully your girlfriend is never going to speak to you again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Joseph on 16 Sep 2007, 22:08
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.

That's pretty much the best thing I ever heard.

Completely opposite reaction to the one you should be having.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 16 Sep 2007, 22:10
Maragaritas make me like this

drink one, first drink: I feel a liitel dizzy.
drink one, few drinks in: My tongue sis all tingley
drink one,: half way gone: Hey you guys! guys! Guys! I can't stand up!
Drink two: I don't rememebr anymore, but totally awesome and stasy and oh man I really want a beer too. like pbr because that'd be like  that one time and man we could talk about biking again, an d pavement, and you could sing and dude we could totally make out again.



Yeahh... By the way. I love this drink. It is so good fucking tasty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 17 Sep 2007, 06:29
I've decided this weekend that I should probably never, ever drink again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 17 Sep 2007, 16:13
This weekend I drank a little too much Absinthe. I will never do so again. SHIT WAS SEEN. SCARY SHIT.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: brandon_ha on 17 Sep 2007, 18:29
Um, I'm watching Pinky and the brain reruns on my pvr and am giggling like an idiot. Can't find the booze though, too bad I had some scotch... somewhere. Does that count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 17 Sep 2007, 18:37
You guys, tonight is boring and no one is answering their phone or online. Should I drink?
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 17 Sep 2007, 21:11
yes
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Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 19 Sep 2007, 19:20
It has become one of those nights where I get the bottles (stolen and cheap) of Absinthe and Scotch out from under my desk, get a shotglass and glass, some sugar, and my Marlboros and settle down into deep depression. I even mixed the scotch and the Absinthe. That was awful. I attempt to sort of traditionally drink the Absinthe, y'know, add sugar, dilute. That isn't so bad. Drinking it straight is really awful though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 20 Sep 2007, 08:18
Im actually suprized at the fact that you remember a). what you had, and b). how much of those you had. I usually just come home with an empty wallet, and think "ah, ok, so i must have drunk a lot?"

It's really a talent of mine, my ability to count and do math of any sort only kicks in when I'm drunk, otherwise I'm hopeless at it. I also have this cool ping pong ball trick...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KvP on 20 Sep 2007, 18:13
Not having a lot of money, all I really drink is Fat Tire, since their brewery is not far from where I live. The Sunshine is nice.
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Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2007, 20:15
Toda i fell in love
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 3Z3VH on 20 Sep 2007, 20:41
Not having a lot of money, all I really drink is Fat Tire, since their brewery is not far from where I live. The Sunshine is nice.

Colorado Microbrews are the best Microbrews, period.

Only other Microbrew that comes close, is from Oregon made by Rogue Brewery.  Dead Guy Ale.  That is some yummy stuff.  If it weren't for Fat Tire, Dead Guy would be my #1 favourite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Sep 2007, 22:37
I have not been drunk in over two years. I have not had a drink in over two years. I lose this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 20 Sep 2007, 22:42
THEN WHY ARE YOU POSTING IN IT?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 21 Sep 2007, 01:02
I'm currently smoking a joint about the size and approximate shape of half a Sharpie.  My hope is that every 5 minutes or so I can put it down and let it go out for a while, and therefore stretch it all the way through this statistics homework.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 3Z3VH on 21 Sep 2007, 01:13
At that point, isn't it a Blunt, not a Joint ?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 21 Sep 2007, 01:46
A blunt is rolled with the outer tobacco leaf paper of a cheap cigar (the actual tobacco of the cigar is thrown away).  The distinction is not one of size or shape, only rolling paper choice.

If you wanted to use a term that specifically communicated the abnormal size of my by-now-half-gone smoking indulgence, you'd probably be best off with "fatty" (spelled "phatty" depending on who you ask).
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Post by: 3Z3VH on 21 Sep 2007, 02:15
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg)
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Post by: brandon_ha on 21 Sep 2007, 04:04
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg)

WIN!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Sep 2007, 09:14
Informative!

I'm drinking a cappucino that I've poured a fuckload of bourbon into and doing Tim-Tam slams with my Boozeacino. I'm listening to the Daft Punk Coachella set, I tried to take potos BUT I'M TOO SPASTIC

life is pretty happenin right now!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 21 Sep 2007, 10:34
Cappucino with bourbon? oh god, that's an abnormal combination.

Reminds me of the time I mixed Gin with Koolaid.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 21 Sep 2007, 10:43
Malibu and Jaffa cakes sound delicious.
THEY'RE NOT.
Never fall into that trap.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: schimmy on 22 Sep 2007, 11:28
What you're all ignoring is the very important fact that last night I got drunk and lost my virginity.
It is the single most hideously challenging thing I've ever done.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Sep 2007, 17:23
Congratulations and god damnit you beat me to it! Seems like a lot more will at this point.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 22 Sep 2007, 18:02
Man, I just know I'm going to end up being a virgin until College. I'm way too timid D:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 22 Sep 2007, 18:17
Guys hey hey you're posting in the wrong thread. 
1. Get a blog.
2. You must be sober if you're coherent enough to put together thoughts involving the future and perhaps goals that you're not reaching.
4. LOSL SOO O DRNKU
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 22 Sep 2007, 21:23
Man, I just know I'm going to end up being a virgin until College. I'm way too timid D:

So? Big deal.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 22 Sep 2007, 21:30
I bet that 40% of the time, people were falsely claiming intoxicated.

lewk its ths ez kuz evrybudi knoez tha beeer mex u spell bad!!!!!

When I drink, I can spell pretty much normally... Only, I'm a lot more random, and I'll sometimes mess up homonyms.

Also, I need to get laid so I can be one of the cool kids. Dur~ :roll:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 22 Sep 2007, 21:30
I'm so not sober I can only feel the pain of loneliness.

Slapping myself round the face (and not feeling it) and typing correctly are my only two joys at the moment.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Sep 2007, 21:51
I wasn't actually feeling sorry for myself, that was as heartfelt a congrats as I give people. And besides, what are you gonna do? Throw up on me? pah!

Please don't, I like this shirt.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Sep 2007, 21:59
Also, I need to get laid so I can be one of the cool kids. Dur~ :roll:
The word on the street is that having over 2000 posts helps you get laid. So get posting.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Sep 2007, 22:13
That's a sure way to get him killed round these parts


Keep postin'!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Sep 2007, 22:14
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Sep 2007, 22:21
fixed
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Sep 2007, 22:24
Thank you sir.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 23 Sep 2007, 01:41
I'm in the process of downing my 5th rum and coke.  This night got much more interesing about 2 hours ago. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 23 Sep 2007, 01:59
Also, I need to get laid so I can be one of the cool kids. Dur~ :roll:

I'm cool....no, wait, I'm not. DAMN YOU FOR BEING RIGHT! Oh, and another thing to not do. NEVER MIX TEQUILA WITH MOUNTAIN DEW! Oh dear god that sucked... though Triple Sec and Pepsi are going to go ok it seems...

Modified: It seems we have run out of Triple Sec. I'm stuck with 40 % alcohol and 16 %. Yay...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 23 Sep 2007, 02:27
Surely Triple Sec would taste funny with pepsi, as it's an orange liqueur? Rum and bourbon (vodka if you want) are generally had with cola, but I have never heard of having triple sec with it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 23 Sep 2007, 03:09
It tastes ok surprisingly. But I'm just special... Orange and cola taste kinda ok. The stuff I'm having with cola right now is not ok, but at least it's not straight. Blah... tomorrow is going to suck...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 23 Sep 2007, 06:05
Hey guys it's totally a fulfilling thing to have sex before you are ready and for the reason of ticking off the box rather than for emotional reasons
That sort of thoughtfulness is what actually makes you a cool kid.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 3Z3VH on 25 Sep 2007, 05:35
What you're all ignoring is the very important fact that last night I got drunk and lost my virginity.
It is the single most hideously challenging thing I've ever done.

At this point you should be happy you could get it up at all while drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 27 Sep 2007, 02:13
I started drinking at 7:30 this morning. Single-malt Scotch should never need to conform to any social bounds.

I just downed another shot of that shit and it was a holy feeling. This will be a lovely next two hours.

Edit: Oh, sorry about the thread bump, but it's such a great thread that it really does deserve it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 27 Sep 2007, 07:42
he's at the utopic "I love you guys" stage of drunkeness it seems
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 27 Sep 2007, 21:33
Tomorrow night, guys.


Tomorrow night there will be bourbon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Sep 2007, 00:57
Tomorrow night I'm going to an 18th birthday party (I'm 21) most likely full of Catholic school kids, and I'm going to teach them how to get drunk.

Or discourage them from going near booze ever again. We'll see.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 28 Sep 2007, 09:10
Uh, yeah, kinda drunk, goddamn bar tab free thing, stupid bands. Also, gin and tonic + icecream = G&t spiders, surprisngly good, who would've known? Certainly not me. Also the fact that I got home and remembered to post here kind of wierds me out, that is all. Huzazah?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 28 Sep 2007, 10:01
Tonight, after work, there will be more drunken debauchery. I am sponsoring the house mixed drink tonight, which I'm betting is going ot end up being sour apple shooters. I love not having work on Saturdays.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pen on 28 Sep 2007, 10:26
octoberfest + karaoke bar = good times to be had!  wheeeeee!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 28 Sep 2007, 20:18
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/MyPicture-13.jpg)



(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/MyPicture-12.jpg)



guys unosuke does not like whiskey what do i doooooooooooo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 29 Sep 2007, 07:48
There was an Oktoberfest party at the Birra Tirana brewery, which, incidentally, is about 10 blocks from my house.

I may never leave this city.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 29 Sep 2007, 17:05
I am a little tipsy right now, because Scary Finnish Guy (tm) tried to get me drunk because that makes me "funny."
I did drink the drink my friend got me, but I gave the one he gave me away.
I'm sitting here playing Balloon Duel in my tipsiness.
Other drunken highlights involve drawing a Weirdo With a Beardo (pics l8er, fellows).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 01 Oct 2007, 00:30
I am very close to finishing a bottle of wine (fuck you all, I weight 110 lbs so I am allowed to have no tolerance!) and I am glad to finally be able to post in this thread.  I've always looked at it, and thought, well damn, I'm sober...and the internet is making me feel bad about it.

I am quite smashed, but I used to be an English major so typing properly is my drunken compulsion.  You know how everyone has kind of a thing...some people get drunk and start cleaning (okay I do this too), others get drunk and start apologizing to everyone for everything, I get drunk and I become even more anal retentive about words.  It helps that I downloaded the Firefox extension that does auto spellcheck like MS word and I get a red squiggly line taunting me any time I make a mistake!  But seriously, I've had IM conversations that I'm too drunk to remember, but when I check my cache in the morning to see what we talked about, I could still type.  What I'm saying is that, just because people can spell words doesn't mean they're sober, so stop calling people fakers, a'ight? 

If I knew how, I would totally be tempted to post a video demonstrating why people who drink should not have webcams.  The other night I got home, just sober enough to change into pajamas, and then decided while drinking more, it would be a good idea to record myself dancing to a live recording of "Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck."  I look like Mick Jagger.  It's pretty amazing. 

Okay but seriously, that live recording from the single kicks FUCKING ASS.  I love Johnny Whitney's voice when he's not trying to sound like a tortured child. 

P.S. This is my new favorite thread.

P.P.S. I am noticing that most of my posts, and my avatar, would lead people to believe that I am an alcoholic.  This is not the case I swear.

P.P.P.S. Or is it?  MARTY?  DO I HAVE ALCOHOLIC'S INGENUITY? 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 01 Oct 2007, 00:51
Guys, I have to get drunk to make sure I'm sick enough to get a doctors certificate for thursday.

It is so important I be drunk right now

God it is hard to drink whiskey when you're coughing constantly, but I persevere!

P.S. Darkbluerabbit, I get the same way with words when I'm loaded as well. Basically I keep thinking that if Hemmingway could be shitfaced and write, I can at least give it a damn try.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 04 Oct 2007, 01:08
Doesn't whiskey generally help get rid of coughs?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ruyi on 04 Oct 2007, 02:51
tell unosuke that i think whiskey is very enjoyable!

if a little girl on the internet says it it must be true.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 04 Oct 2007, 07:30
Guys I have about 6oz of 190-proof raki in a glass right next to my right hand. Give me about 10 minutes and I'll be smashed out of my fucking mind.

...this does not bode well.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 04 Oct 2007, 22:39
Guys you know what is really fun?

Cocaine.

Cocaine is really fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Mnementh on 04 Oct 2007, 22:44
I bought a handle of VAT 69 this evening.  I am working my way through my second flask full of it.  I have not had dinner yet.  I probably should.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 05 Oct 2007, 01:02
I am not entirely sober.  I have a case of sleep madness (I wonder if it is contagious through this comic) so I popped a few Tylenol PMs in hopes of knocking myself out.  That was a good hour ago, and I don't feel sleepy, just silly.  Really, everything is funny right now.  Webcomics are perrfect for this.  Pretend I am talking to a cat.  That's why I use perrrfect.
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Post by: Chrasstor on 05 Oct 2007, 05:16
Oh man, I got high yesterday for my first time. I took 7-8 bong tokes from some outdoor shit and started tripping out pretty bad. I was in my friend's basement who's grandparents are both really slow and gullible... I got really fucking paranoid and every creak I heard sent me looking everywhere around the room, which seemed like a box at the time, although it's not even a cube-shaped room.. When I moved it felt like there was a strobe light on and my body was moving with it;I could hear/feel my heart beating at all times. At one point I honestly thought I heard his grandmother right by the door(seemed like a door, though it was actually just a tarp covering the doorway) screaming at us. I left at 6PM and when I was walking home I was moving so slow that it felt like 3 hours before I made it to main street, and when I was moving, I kept forgetting where I was. Everything looked different, like it was my first time in the town. I went to this forest and thought that I could jump super far(I'm thinking an effect of the pot), so I tested it out by trying to jump from one side of a ditch that led into a brook to the other. I landed face-first in the brook.

By the time I got home I was so disoriented/tired that I just made a bunch of food, ate it all and talked on MSN a bit. Went to bed a hair short of 9 PM.... Woke up at 4 and made some more food, fell asleep again at 5 until 7:30.

It was an interesting experience that I do not regret, that said, I don't think pot is my thing.

EDIT: I forgot to mention how crazy music was. Stars made me super depressed to the point that I almost cried, while Sunset Rubdown sounded so sanguine...That is until that Colt Stands Up, Grows Horns song, at which point I started tripping out hardcore and thought I heard police-sirens and got freaked the fuck out. Thereupon I put my Mp3 Player away until I returned home.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Oct 2007, 07:40
I have trouble believing that actually happened from smoking marijuana.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Oct 2007, 08:40
Yeah, all that happened the first time I actually got high was that I sat in my basement with my brother and his friends for an hour, going from room to room and intermittingly saying "Let's play some Mario Kart." Never got around to it. I also remember how I could feel the blood in my face swishing back and forth, so what he's describing is possible, especially since he says he took 7 tokes from a bong.

The first time you get high you're body isn't used to it at all, and so you can really feel fucked up. You get a horrible case of drymouth and a lot of my friends said they started licking their lips constantly, though I don't remember doing it myself. With keeping that in mind you're short term memory is completely shot for several hours so you can forget entirely where you are if you're not careful, and the entire experience can feel really dreamlike. Afterwards when you build up some tolerance to it you're just a mellow high with some easy laughter and munchies, but the first time is no small thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 05 Oct 2007, 08:47
My first time was BATSHIT, dude. I was with a friend in his truck and he whipped out the bong and we talked politics (we solved ALL the world's problems). Then he dropped me off at my house, the both of us totally napalmed by this point (I'm talking like 12 hits of some "pretty fucking intense" stuff, by an experienced pothead's standards). I accidentally left my work hat and my CD player (incl. James Taylor's greatest hits) in his truck, but I was so whacked out I didn't care.

I stoner-sauntered into the kitchen and grabbed some Froot Loops and proceeded to knock down 5 bowls of that shit before I stopped being hungry and started being sleepy.

When I woke up in the morning I was *still* high, and it lasted up until 5pm that night, by which point I'd already been working 5 hours. Oh yeah, midshift was never better.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Oct 2007, 08:58
Yeah, but neither of those experiences lead me to believe his story, which sounds more like a mushroom trip than being stoned.

Also, "Tokes?" Really? Is this the 60's?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Oct 2007, 09:02
To a stoner, every year is somewhere in that decade, yes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 05 Oct 2007, 09:36
Chrasstor, how much do you trust your friend, and how much does he trust his "guy?"  Because it sounds like that weed might've been laced with something.  It happens.  I know, your first time is usually pretty intense, but pot isn't really a hallucinogen.  It can alter your perceptions of things, but only to a certain extent. 

And why is it that potheads can't seem to get over the 60's?  I understand the aging hippies, but people who were born in the 80's?  I don't get it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 05 Oct 2007, 09:44
I don't know, weed has had some pretty hallucinogenic properties for me at various points in the past ... but then, the psychedelic state of mind is one that I visit pretty often, so I might be more receptive to such things.

Chrasstor, you probably smoked a pretty absurd amount.  7 bong rips of "outdoor" (a distinction I've only ever heard applied to very high quality stuff) is probably enough to do some pretty weird things to you if you don't know what to expect.  What happened to you sounds about right for what you smoked.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Oct 2007, 10:02
No, it isn't.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Oct 2007, 10:05
I am so glad I stopped doing pot. it's nice being able to remember things again. Also, some of the most terrible things sounded like really great ideas. trying to build a pipe into a Playstation controller was about the worst of 'em ("C'mon, man, you can game and smoke at the same time!" until you put your thumb in the scalding hot bowl. I still have scars...). Also, month-old bong water is about the worst thing to spill anywhere. I'm still finding old clothes with that stench.

I used to yarp every time I smoked up. A friend of mine thought I was crazy when I said this, but I shut him up by asking why his GF takes the dishes out of the sink every time I come over. Of course, the fact that we'd also occasionally drop acid and get drunk might have something to do with it.

That first one sounds like laced weed, though. I'd say 'shrooms, man.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 05 Oct 2007, 10:10
The first time I had super skunk was the second time I'd smoked weed and I thought the moon was strangling me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 05 Oct 2007, 12:03
I don't care who believes me, I'm just explaining what I felt like as best I can.

My first 4 hits were of the outdoor shit, then my friend's buddy came over with some other stuff that was darker green and mintier smelling and the rest of my tokes were from that. The guy that showed up with the dark green stuff wasn't really a good friend of Jay's(my friend), and I'm pretty sure he can't be trusted... But, he did take a toke of his stuff before he left. His initial reason for coming was to sell something to Jay, I think(though I can't remember what).

 I was tired and felt sick to begin with, and all of which I said was 100% true to my memory. When I was walking around in an open space I'd get disoriented and not know which way is which and stuff. I was looking around for this hose by a graveyard at one point for what felt like 10-20minutes. Nothing changed colour or anything unordinary like that, I basically just got uber paranoid and claustrophobic. When I meant that every creak sent me over the edge, I meant that every creak that came from upstairs. I even felt like the chair I was sitting on was part of me... I started talking about how I couldn't really see my friends, but just saw their persona... I also recall saying something about how I was seeing with my mind...

 Later, I was listening to "Colt Stands up, Grows Horns" and I guess a part of it mid-way through sounded like sirens to me at the time and I got frightened and turned off my mp3. It was seriously hard for me to walk at the climax of my high as my body felt super twitchy. I remember my friends kept asking me if I was alright and I would reply stuff like, "I'm just chilling..." or "I'm really high man, hahaha...". When I got home, I couldn't even get the toaster to work. Whether this was because of my being high, or the toaster actually being broken I'm not sure. I'm sure if I hadn't been high I would've been able to think more clearly and figured out how to fix it.

There was nothing like in television shows, with flashy colours and weird faces or whatever...
I'm just taking this all as a "Your body can't handle marijuana very well".

EDIT: Toke is still a widely popular word amongst stoners, at least around here. I RARELY hear anybody refer to it as a 'hit'. I mean, I understand that you just want something to bitch about(you always do), but at least think of something more plausible(like the poor unity of my paragraphs/sentences).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 05 Oct 2007, 12:52
That 70's Show is a lot of things, but an accurate portrayal of what being stoned is like is not one of them.

Kieffer, I've hung out with plenty of people who have been high enough to have things happen to them the way they did for Chrasstor.  If you don't know what you're in for, you really buy into things a lot more.  You think about and react to stuff that you'd ignore if you were more familiar with the drug.  Obviously it only happens once or twice for most people, but some people I know react REALLY strongly to smoking even very small amounts.

Chrasstor, do not expect smoking weed to do things like that to you all the time.  If you smoke again in the future, expect to be a good bit more on top of yourself.  Weed doesn't actually do that kind of stuff to you unless you're caught completely off guard by it (or you're intentionally trying to do it).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 05 Oct 2007, 18:01
Man, me and my bud Adam is in the good shape.
Trust, we could punch the horn off of a unicorn. We put the lane into miscellaneous in this shape. Trust. Trust like a motherlover.

We put the RUDE into RUDIMENTARY. We is some straight-up necessary tooling shizzit.

I mean. I don't even know which shape your hair is in, but my homeboy's Adam's could fight it in a duel. And win so hard your hair would eat goddamn Oaty Wheats for a breakfast meal. Never seen hair eat that shit? NOW YOU FUCKING WILL.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 05 Oct 2007, 20:08
My first time was at band camp, right before a rehearsal. I vaguely remember marching around on the field, the sun being hellaciously bright, and all 6 or so of us snorting and trying to be quiet about giggling hysterically every time we fucked up.


Roddy you are drunk enough to be forgetting your pronouns. That is impressive.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 05 Oct 2007, 20:14
Man, I wish I had a bottle of scotch right now. Maybe Glen Moray or Balvenie 12-year-old.

All I have is lame Smirnoff vodka. Totally not the same...

/sigh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 05 Oct 2007, 23:36
Tonight sucks. I hate my fucking job. I've been depressed out of my skull for the past three days. My best friend hates me. I am going back to college and I am completely fucking broke.


I am going to get fucking wasted tonight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 05 Oct 2007, 23:58
I am not getting wasted tonight.

Last weekend I did, and made up stories with a friend which I then posted on myspace. At the time they were hilarious. They didn't seem that funny when I woke up though...And on monday I still had a wonderful hangover! I never drank like this until I joined these forums. Never drinking again.

Bad influence...

OK fine, we ran out of alcohol. Friday night now sucks.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Wink on 06 Oct 2007, 07:56
i bought some shitty e last weekend...um, i think it's more meth

trying to get to another place today to sell it and get some better e and maybe some lsd

i've never had that strong of a trip on weed, maybe you need to send me whatever you're taking
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Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Oct 2007, 10:34
EDIT: Toke is still a widely popular word amongst stoners, at least around here. I RARELY hear anybody refer to it as a 'hit'. I mean, I understand that you just want something to bitch about(you always do), but at least think of something more plausible(like the poor unity of my paragraphs/sentences).

Who the fuck are you? I don't want something to bitch about, I just find the idea of people still saying "toke" hilarious. My dad used to "toke" shit. It just seems hilarious to me that there is somewhere where slang is that far behind the rest of the country/world. You rip a bong. You hit a bong. But the idea of someone taking a massive toke? It just seems ridiculous to me. And the fact that it was your first time getting stoned.... well it seemed like you were just saying the term you had herd the most to try and fit in with the stoner community.

I stand corrected, I guess? Still seems silly.
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Oct 2007, 10:51
IT AIN'T NO JOKE, I'D LIKE TO BUY THE WORLD A TOKE
AND TEACH THE WORLD TO SING IN PERFECT HARMONY
AND TEACH THE WORLD TO SNUFF THE FIRES AND THE LIARS
HEY, I KNOW IT'S JUST A SONG BUT IT'S SPICE FOR THE RECIPE

I'm in your thread, quoting lyrics from pre-sellout Smashmouth.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 06 Oct 2007, 11:05
You know, Kief, slang tends to vary from location to location. For instance, I've never heard the term "rip a bong." I also can barely understand stuff that people across the other side of the city say because they have a different bunch of words that they use. Not only that but Chrasstor is a little younger than you and slang changes with time, hell my girlfriend is only 2 years younger than me and I have to ask her what some new hip term means sometimes, so it is entirely possible that his circle of friends say "toke". I'm not approving of Chrasstor's use of a word that, quite frankly, sounds silly, outdated and like the kind of thing you would say in relation to a joint rather than a bong but you're overreacting.

Also you're a jerk. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Oct 2007, 11:40
Well yeah, I am a jerk. But I think my lack of emotion precludes me from any accusations of overreaction.

I ain't care what he says, I am just commenting on him, and the fact that he sounds ridiculous.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 06 Oct 2007, 12:53
He only sounds ridiculous to you because he used a slang term that isn't cmmon where you are. Seriously, if this is what you like to ridicule people for, getting a hobby might be something to look into.

tl;dr weak boarding.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 06 Oct 2007, 14:34
Tonight I engaged in frat boy shenanigans with the bouncers from my work and I have never been so pleased to be hit over the hit with a metal clipboard in my life. I think my favorite bouncer out of the lot is going drinking with us tonight (hospitality night woooooooooo) and my aim is to eventually punch on with him in a seedy parking lot.

Oh god why do I hate my brain so much.

Also Kieffer, the idea of "hitting" a bong is pretty ridiculous where I live. You can punch a cone, or rip a cone, or toke on a cone (toking on a cone is really what you do when you are too much of a sissy to pull it in one go and just sit there for two or three minutes trying to finish the job,) but I mean, stoner dialect is pretty variable, except if you said you were "hitting" a cone we would probably assume you were a cop. To be fair though, Australian drug slan is pretty ridiculous when observed objectively.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 06 Oct 2007, 20:23
I am fairly drunk and feeling incredibly depressed about my life. I also don't remember making that last post in this thread, but then again, I drink too much at least twice a month and post stupid bullshit like that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 06 Oct 2007, 20:34
New life plan:

Drink every night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Oct 2007, 20:59
Congratulations! You're 1 step closer to being me!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 07 Oct 2007, 00:30
I'm trying to figure out if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 07 Oct 2007, 23:52
One of the first times I got high was when the asshole next-door neighbor laced it.  I found that out later when the kid told us, "Hey, dude, you'll never guess what kind of weed I got you."  I saw my purse jumping across the table.  It was pretty intense.  Every other time, however, it's always been very chill.  No drama or anything.

As of now, I have downed several white russians and some Koonunga Hill white wine.  I'm not too happy with the wine, but it's all we had.  Makes me sad. 

I am an incredible light-weight when it comes to liquor, so tonight has been (and will be) quite interesting.   
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 09 Oct 2007, 05:41
I was sitting at home just having a few drinks and listening to "old skool" '90s techno, and I started thinking about this one phrase:
"Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker."

Where the hell would wine fit into that equation?

Oh, and Chrasstor, I didn't say I didn't believe you, because I've had horrible experiences with laced weed, too. I was just saying that the bong wasn't packed with JUST weed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 09 Oct 2007, 06:16
Around these parts we have the same phrase, only with wine instead of liquor.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 09 Oct 2007, 08:52
That doesn't make any sense; wine doesn't rhyme with sicker.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 09 Oct 2007, 09:18
Around these parts we also speak German...

edit: now that I think about it, it's actually the other way around. It says that you should drink beer first, then wine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 09 Oct 2007, 13:59
some people I know react REALLY strongly to smoking even very small amounts
agreed. one of the first times i ever smoked pot was when i was 15. it contained pcp and i had no knowledge of this. i also smoked an obscene amount. this still goes down as maybe one of the worst nights of my life.

i don't smoke pot at all anymore, mainly on account that even today it occasionally fucks up my senses pretty bad and makes me really uneasy. the effects are different for everyone.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Caiphana on 09 Oct 2007, 14:40
I haven't smoked pot because I have a strong feeling that I'll like it, and I just don't have money lying around to get addicted to anything more costly than knitting things and drinking. Also, I react very strangely to different drugs (downers hype me up, uppers knock me out), so yeah.

Anyway, my mum says that she would hallucinate whenever she smoked pot, without fail. And one of my girlfriends had a pretty bad time with some special brownies once, seeing crazy things and generally freaking out. And no one there was sober and they didn't even notice her going nuts. Lovely.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 09 Oct 2007, 16:26
I am not sober at all
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ThinWhiteDuke09 on 11 Oct 2007, 18:50
WOOOH alcohol + Benzos = the greatest thing ever, or at least the greatest relief of your own existential crisis when everyone around you sucks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 12 Oct 2007, 06:52
The headstock of my brand fucking new Gibson SG broke. Seriously, I've had it ONE MONTH TO THE DAY and the goddamn headstock breaks. What kind of shit is that?

All this to say, I would like to be much drunker than I am.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 12 Oct 2007, 07:22
I need to find a party and get wasted this weekend.

Also, I'm very amused at the Shitstorm my earlier post caused.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 12 Oct 2007, 07:30
The headstock of my brand fucking new Gibson SG broke. Seriously, I've had it ONE MONTH TO THE DAY and the goddamn headstock breaks. What kind of shit is that?


Man, that is the saddest thing i've heard all day. Well, maybe except the news on my email-website that said that every minute a pregnant woman dies. And yes i'm drunk, it is 4:30 pm here and i just woke up an hour ago and started drinking vodka, now i moved on to beer. This is going to be a great day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 12 Oct 2007, 07:48
Fuck you all! Beeing stoned isnt beeing sober! Go get your own thread! Bunch of n00bs.

*wonders if he should get more cognac, tequila or rum...*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 12 Oct 2007, 13:59
gibson problem is fixed temporarily, as ive just finished yet another margaritathis may turn out to be a good day hahaha
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 12 Oct 2007, 19:07
There is a party tonight...except it's really at 2 am or something (at a cabin! w00t!) to bad no one wants to drive me...damn.. I probably shouldn't go anyways, I don't remember any of this morning and feel quite sick right now. Though I do remember bits and pieces of a concert some kids at school put on during lunch.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 12 Oct 2007, 21:50
Balvenie double-cask 12-year-old single-malt is exquisite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 13 Oct 2007, 00:09
.Nitrous oxide and INFERNO relentless and red bull and booze and no sleep makes Drick go SHOOP DA WOOP.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 13 Oct 2007, 06:02

Do you mean 'problem fixed temporarily' as in, 'I'm gonna be so wasted the next few hours that I won't even give a shit'... Or do you mean it as in "I duct-taped it back on =)"

Anyway, this is me not being drunk again. Deal with it, or buy my liquor for me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 13 Oct 2007, 14:04
Sadly, only the former. Fortunately, however, they say I can still have it replaced when I get to the States in December. <3 <3 <3 Gibson customer support.

Of course, this means I should get massively inebriated in celebration, of course. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 13 Oct 2007, 14:34
Get inebriated enough that vodka and ice cream taste good together.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 14 Oct 2007, 07:32
[bong sesh commenced]
[movies watched]
[post commencing]

the thing i fucking hate is when people use the word trippy to describe pot. acid is something you trip on, or mushrooms. me and my buddy used to take 18-20 year old friends from our respective jobs who had never smoked pot before and would bust out the lungs and excessively large chamber bongs and scare them off of the stuff. mosly for personal hilarity than any righteous cause of saving people from the evil drug marijuana! and as for the guy who posted earlier and started a real hootenanny, i think i can retell his story more accurately.

today i smoked pot for the first time. it was really neat, i was way too high because i didnt know what i was doing and ended up very very very high. this made me confused about what i was hearing and got the spins. then i was afraid someone would find out i was high and was confused about what sounds were! then i walked home alone and had no coordination because i was super baked and tired, i fell in a ditch, it was very funny to think about in the morning. i sure wish i had any idea what i was talking about, otherwise this might cause confusion!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 14 Oct 2007, 07:42
last night - not sober
this morning - not sober

it's quite nice
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Oct 2007, 17:36
I have enough hangover to kill a horse. Fuck.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 18 Oct 2007, 18:16
GRAH! I need an ale wench, so that I might yell "MORE ALE, WENCH!" Who wants to be my ale wench?

I'm just sick of mixing my own drinks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 18 Oct 2007, 20:56
me and one of my friends argued over who gets to be bartender at all major functions hosted by us, and he "won". So now I get to order drinks from him and say "Quickly now, Boy! I have a thirst!"

Best loss ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: schimmy on 20 Oct 2007, 14:56
We may have lost the rugby but 20 beers and 3 people makes for fun shoutings of IT'S A VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY CCHOKING CHICKS AND SODOMY apparently.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 20 Oct 2007, 15:49
We lost? Oh shit. Never mind. I am not sober. I'm also not drunk, but the fact that I'm not sober makes me happy, as I haven't been drinking in far too long.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 21 Oct 2007, 03:43
good because you shouldn't be sober you guys, jesus
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Oct 2007, 07:23
Huzzah for random friends showing up to get drunkish!

Malibu + coconutshavings + milk = gewd!

*note, this is as much a hint as a mental reminder for myself on how to make these*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 22 Oct 2007, 01:37
Eeech.  Mixing alcohol and dairy products just does not sound good to me.  I don't care how classic it is (thanks to Jeff Bridges, at least), White Russians and other dairy based booze drinks make me think "curdle."

Then again, I don't do the dairy thing.  Someone get me vodka, coffee liqueur, and Silk creamer...maybe I'll give it a shot.  Ignore that.  It could be the beer talking. 

It is embarrassing to admit how many times I had to backspace to spell "beer."  The first time.  The second time I had no troubles.  Practice makes perfect. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 22 Oct 2007, 04:39
Cant we just make it a houserule that any combination of b e e r (such as bree, reeb, rebe bere and whatnot) count as beer? Would make things easier.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Oct 2007, 20:54
Well, its a monday night and i do seem to find myself down half a bottle of cheap pinot, which tastes flat. you know, not in the way coke is, its just that all of the flavor is in the aftertaste. like, none up front dude.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 23 Oct 2007, 00:28
Mmm...Monday night vodka binges are the best.  Except, of course, that it's cheap vodka that my parents happened to leave lying around.  God I can't wait to live on my own and buy my own good liquor.  I have to go to bed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 23 Oct 2007, 01:34
Life is just one depressing bottle of Vodka after another.

I am not actually drunk, just at work at five in the morning for the third night in a row.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 24 Oct 2007, 00:16
make life better!
take hard drugs!

(poster boy for why not to take hard drugs, right here.)

brahaha!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Felix on 28 Oct 2007, 18:27
Oh geez. If I had seen this thread last week, I would have totally posted my drunken email I sent to Jeph... something about the misleading use of French in this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=993).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 28 Oct 2007, 18:38
Thanks for the bump, though.

I was out drinking with some friends the other night and I discovered that my already-smarmy friend is even more inappropriate around women when there's booze in him. The girl not only made him aware that his personality was serving as the ultimate cockblock, but she ended up giving me her phone number.

I fail this thread, however, 'cause I wasn't drunk enough to enjoy Heineken by the end of the night. I'll try harder at the Halloween party on Wednesday, I promise!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 28 Oct 2007, 20:47
I went to a costume party last night at a friend's apartment where I never fail to get totally trashed at.

I just didn't feel like drinking, and thus did not get the wastedness on. Maybe it was because I was a hobo clown and noone wants to see that, subconsiously.

I am so disappointed in myself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 28 Oct 2007, 22:33
Rave next weekend, but no Halloween party on Wednesday :( I didn't even drink this weekend... surprisingly...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 29 Oct 2007, 17:14
what's wrong with you people, posting in this thread while being sober?
I haven't been sober for more than like 2 days in the last 2 weeks. Tonight I'm drinking cheap vodka, because i ran out of beer.

I should start buying cheap beer, because luckily i live in Germany, where even the cheap beer is better than most of your american crap. Ha!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 30 Oct 2007, 11:22
That, my friend, is why I hate you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 30 Oct 2007, 14:24
Wait, do you hate me because i insulted American beer, or because of your lack of German beer?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 30 Oct 2007, 15:28
Dude I don't know why you even had to ask the question, nobody's EVER gotten drunk enough to like American beer (excluding Anchor Steam, that stuff is glimmering with justice).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lines on 30 Oct 2007, 15:34
American beer sucks and that's a fact. The only thing it's good for is proving people who don't know the joys of imported beer and/or topshelf liquor.

I am not drunk. That wouldn't not be the best thing to be right now. But I know about bad beer, and that is the American way.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 30 Oct 2007, 16:53
Well, Kim, maybe you're a defender of micro breweries, I thought. I heard they make really good beer, which i'd like to try some time. Also, I always like to ask questions first, another thing that you americans might consider doing (especially before shooting). j/k! I don't mean to be political and stuff.

But really, how 'bout you 'murkans all come visit me in good ol' Germnay and have a few beers with me? Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Also, I'm drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Oct 2007, 17:21
People who hate on American beer don't drink the local microbrew stuff.

Even my little podunk crap town has a microbrew pub and their beer is delicious. Socorro Springs Pickaxe IPA wins!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Storm Rider on 30 Oct 2007, 17:42
Dude I don't know why you even had to ask the question, nobody's EVER gotten drunk enough to like American beer (excluding Anchor Steam, that stuff is glimmering with justice).

Anchor Steam is the San Francisco microbrew, right? It makes sense that Europeans would not have heard of it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 30 Oct 2007, 18:09
If any of you europeans come hang out with me, ever, I will give you american beer so good it will make your toes curl.

I am currently drinking the Bristol Winter Warlock Oatmeal Stout. It's really malty, with a little less hop than I typically like in a good stout, but plenty of chocolate and caramel notes to make up for it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 30 Oct 2007, 18:27
If I'll ever have enough money, I'll be glad to accept your offer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 31 Oct 2007, 00:17
Storm Rider: yup, that's the one. It's a wonder I've ever had it, being 18 and all, but my friends and I, well, ve haff vays.

negative creep, I would be more than happy to go beer drinking with you if I ever get back to that part of the world. Hell, if I'd known you were around while I was still in Luxembourg, I'd have gladly invited any of the Germany-dwellers to Lux to have some Diekirch (whose pils is still by far my all-time favourite).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emilie__x on 31 Oct 2007, 03:58
Well, Kim,

Lulz.
I wish that was your name.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 01 Nov 2007, 00:38
HAPOPYU ALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

40 + Orange juice = tastes good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 01 Nov 2007, 00:40
This is the 4th anniversary of the first time I ever got myself inebriated.  And I am completely sober (perhaps with a little THC still hanging around on the edges of my awareness) and I need to write a paper.  Ugh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Nov 2007, 01:14
I've been drinking Strong Islands for 5 hours and I have to go to school and work a double shift tomorrow. It's gonna suck. HARD
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 01 Nov 2007, 01:31
I am not sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 01 Nov 2007, 09:06
This is the 4th anniversary of the first time I ever got myself inebriated.  And I am completely sober (perhaps with a little THC still hanging around on the edges of my awareness) and I need to write a paper.  Ugh.

I'm thankful that my anniversary with drunkenness is the Fourth of July, no chance of ever having to do anything that day or the next really.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 01 Nov 2007, 15:45
I'm as sober as a priestitute.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 01 Nov 2007, 18:35
I'm thankful that my anniversary with drunkenness is the Fourth of July, no chance of ever having to do anything that day or the next really.

I'm thankful that my birthday is January 1. I can just get all kinds of fucked up and not have to worry about having a hangover the next day because I don't have to be anywhere. Also it's nice because I've noticed a tendency for people to give me free drinks for being a New Year's baby. This is awesome y/n?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mediumrare on 03 Nov 2007, 18:21
I've been drinking, but am not drunk.

I am not sober.

Am I allowed in here yet?

Because I'm still drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 03 Nov 2007, 22:25
I am sober. I wasn't earlier today, it was fun, but that was while the skies were bright and now the sun is long gone down.

Now I am just sinking into a funk. Bleh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 04 Nov 2007, 07:19
Oh God, dudes, I came home at 4 am and just woke up. Still sauced, I need some orange juice and something greasy. Last night was a combination of whiskey, wine, ex-boyfriends, clubbing, more whiskey, people watching, having fun bumming cigarettes, more whiskey, kisses and punching cute boys for the fun of it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Tokzic on 04 Nov 2007, 12:21
I was drunk yesterday, while playing Guitar Hero with some friends.

It is infiinitely better this way.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 05 Nov 2007, 15:11
I started drinking before the sun went down. The sun is nowdown, and I'm hammered. it twasn't supposed to end like this.

Weihenstephaner and Grand Marnier will do that to a man I suppose....
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 05 Nov 2007, 19:24
I have been waiting for so long to be in here and drunk. YAY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 05 Nov 2007, 20:46
Melbourne Cup day! Working Australia grinds to a halt and drinks champagne... wooo horsies!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 09 Nov 2007, 16:36
Eeech.  Mixing alcohol and dairy products just does not sound good to me.  I don't care how classic it is (thanks to Jeff Bridges, at least), White Russians and other dairy based booze drinks make me think "curdle."

Then again, I don't do the dairy thing.  Someone get me vodka, coffee liqueur, and Silk creamer...maybe I'll give it a shot.  Ignore that.  It could be the beer talking. 

It is embarrassing to admit how many times I had to backspace to spell "beer."  The first time.  The second time I had no troubles.  Practice makes perfect. 
I

Vodka + Kahlua + Soya cream/sweetened soy milk. It tastes good awnd will mess you right up in the good way. I wish I had one now, but i only have cheap w2hite wine. thiz is a poor substitiute, and I feel sad.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 09 Nov 2007, 16:52
Warm milk+ whisky is also a good thingif you're just looking forsomethingto help you sleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 09 Nov 2007, 16:56
what about eggnog? I picked some up the other day but didn't realize I was out of booze to put in it   :-(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 10 Nov 2007, 10:56
Next week is my friend's wedding. I may be playing music at the reception for a few songs, and then I am getting smashed OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 11 Nov 2007, 17:02
so it turns out watching breakfast at tiffany's on acid is really not that entertaining. betty boop however is awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 11 Nov 2007, 17:55
Get you some Fraggle Rock. That show was made to trip to.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Nov 2007, 22:39
i am so drunk right now it takes a remarkable amount of effort to spell properly

yet i am putting in the work for it

APPRECIATE ME
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 13 Nov 2007, 23:59
I wholeheartedly appreciate your spelling efforts.  I will overlook the capitalization, because I understand that sometimes pushing two keys at once is just too much fucking work.  We've all been there.

I am not sober, but I sure do wish I was less sober.  I am hoping to get drunk tomorrow.

I am pretty sure that the last time I posted here was also the last time I got really drunk.
That is depressing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 14 Nov 2007, 11:30
Saturday's a-comin' and I can't wait to post in this thread afterward. Fuck yesssssss.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 14 Nov 2007, 11:51
I really need to be horribly fucked u at this point, but I honestly don't feel like I can be. Fucking responsibility.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 14 Nov 2007, 14:59
I haven't been good and drunk in ages.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 15 Nov 2007, 03:29
Augh. My friend decided to keep the wedding for this weekend, but made a last-minute decision to postpone the reception until the 23rd and move it down here.

To be fair though, it's easier for the reception to be here anyway, 'cause it means I don't have to lug the amp all the way up to Krujë, but dammit, I wanted to get FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REASON this weekend and now I don't get to.

Oh well, one more week won't kill me. Until then, there's beer in the fridge and it's 1230pm. Anybody want to join me?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 16 Nov 2007, 00:46
FOHDY FODHY FOHDY FODHY FOHDY FODHYF OHDY FODHY!

FOHHHTIEEES!

I drank 2.

1 was hi frav.

drunk,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 16 Nov 2007, 00:57
I've been drinking Budwesier for the last 5 hours. I'm barely buzzed. Fucking weakass 3% bullshit beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 17 Nov 2007, 16:58
i woke up with a headache this morning (afternoon, actually) and subsequently decided to take some oxycodone to make it go away (overkill). but now i'm just really fucked up and my headache has not gone away.

also, my skin is made of tiny bugs right now and it is pretty awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mediumrare on 17 Nov 2007, 17:34
Here, Bud is 5%. Weird man.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 17 Nov 2007, 22:45
Tonight involved: chunky fries, Amstel beers, carlsberg pints, arriving at the club to see my friend has gotten the names of her twin boys tattooed on her feet, more carlsberg, "dude, you're going out with her now? Fully good effort, I am well jealous", The Get Up Kids, The Weakerthans, Michael Jackson, Against Me, Stand, Danzig, Metallica, Weezer, Minor Threat, Black Fkag, fuck me so much dancing, Chinese karaoke, more beers, dice, nipple sucking... In short, I am really, really meant to be in this particular thread right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 18 Nov 2007, 00:43
Budweiser's alcohol % is different depending on the state. I live in Georgia, where religious conservatives have decided that drinking is bad. (I can't buy alcohol on Sunday) So it's weak hee, their reasoning being that people will be less drunk. What really happens is that people dink more beer to get drunk, and have to piss more. Being drunk, no one thinks ecologically, and flushes every time. That's why we have a drought (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/16/southern.drought/).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 18 Nov 2007, 14:07
Last Night: Decided to sample the hard cider I've been fermenting in my closet. My friend Craig and I drank about half the gallon jug. Damn tasty. Decent buzz. We went to the comedian who was on campus, hilarious, and went to Albertsons, where I apparantly bought 3 bags of chips. Nothing too exciting, but fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 19 Nov 2007, 02:08
I won a poker game to covermy bar tab tonight. Which means i'm plasteredand I get to do it tomorrow too.

woohoo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 19 Nov 2007, 12:09
The wedding reception ended up not being cancelled, so I got pretty sloshed from raki, but not nearly as sloshed as two of my good friends who were there with me. They both ended up vomiting, and the girl (who I happen to have feelings for) ended up drunkenly expressing her love for me while I held her hair back so she could hurl. Huge lulz ensued immediately afterward, as I left to go to bed and cry my also-drunken ass to sleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 20 Nov 2007, 05:25
I just cracked open an INSANELY good Chianti. I don't even know what brand it is; it's been sitting long enough that the label came off. I was worried it would be vinegar in a basket bottle, but it is oh so smooth and tasty. Good find.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 22 Nov 2007, 19:48
Budweiser is horrid.


Forties are pretty much amazing.


I am drinking beer and then wine, and then smoking.


And then we are going out at 5am to go shopping. Then I am going to work. Oh hells yes, intoxicated foolishness.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 22 Nov 2007, 23:10
I am drinking some really delicious Bourbon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cartilage Head on 22 Nov 2007, 23:47
 Man, you guys are cool.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 23 Nov 2007, 22:31
I'm not. I'm not sober.

I'm drunk and I'm depressed.

I wish alcohol wasn't such a depressant.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cartilage Head on 24 Nov 2007, 01:26
 Maybe you shouldn't drink.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 24 Nov 2007, 03:28
Drinking always makes me feel better.

How come awesomessant isn't a word?

It should be.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 24 Nov 2007, 09:31
I am drinking margaritas. I don't care if this makes me a vagina, it is DELICIOUS. But they're frozen so I am getting brainfreeze and AUGH
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 24 Nov 2007, 20:37
Not a good night ARGH.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 24 Nov 2007, 20:54
I have just switched from Blackhook stout, to home brewed Imperial stopout.   Which means I have gone from dar to darker.  this imerpial stout is fuckign awsome and we bottled it in 22oz bottles. 

72 bottles of beer ona th wall 71 bottles f beer...

and this music is awswoe m. Lunng fuck yha

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Bujiatang/IMG_3282ftw.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Bujiatang/IMG_3281ftw.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 25 Nov 2007, 06:32
whisky and coke until 4:30 in the morning = good lyrics written the next day.

i just need to finish them now. :(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Drill King on 25 Nov 2007, 06:47
Every time I pass by this thread I feel bad. The title yells at me and makes me want to participate in some underage tomfoolery, it's peer pressure all over again D:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 25 Nov 2007, 16:33
I have just switched from Blackhook stout, to home brewed Imperial stopout.   Which means I have gone from dar to darker.  this imerpial stout is fuckign awsome and we bottled it in 22oz bottles. 

72 bottles of beer ona th wall 71 bottles f beer...

and this music is awswoe m. Lunng fuck yha

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Bujiatang/IMG_3282ftw.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Bujiatang/IMG_3281ftw.jpg)

This is a great drunken post.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 28 Nov 2007, 16:50
[size=120pt]FUCK YOU[/size]

Y'all are a bunchaduckwads!

LEARN TO GET PROPERDRUNK!

DUVEL SI WIN!

Stop faking shit!

"ooh, im so cool, i am moderately intoxicated!"

Piss off! Lightweights!

Come here, and ill pour you a Duvel!

Silly people, thinking its all cool to be drunk.

Hell, i cant believe i started this thread about something like a year ago, and that its still going.

Then again, it probably saves us from a pile o "oh, look at me, im so drunk, i need subtitles" threads, so i guess all is good.

Whaterver
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 28 Nov 2007, 17:08
SCRW YOU TOILETBOWL

Excuse me for a fe minutes
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 28 Nov 2007, 17:48
Guys, I had 5 mouth-shots of Smirnoff Vodka that I found in my pantry like 20 minutes ago... Most of the bottle is gone now, and I feel a bit tipsy... But not a lot.

Maybe it's going to kick in soon though. Usually when I drink it takes longer for it to kick in for me than for my friends.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 29 Nov 2007, 00:05
If you can spell moderately intoxicated correctly, you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 29 Nov 2007, 00:10
SCRW YOU TOILETBOWL

Psh.  You won't be saying that in the morning.  The toilet bowl is your friend.  Seriously, the best thing you can do when drastically hungover is to vomit.  I totally woke up on my parents' couch this Sunday, feeling like absolute shit, and tried to pretend like I was just really tired until I finally managed to sneak upstairs and throw up at 2 PM.  After puking, I felt fucking amazing.  I went for a 5 mile run, that's how awesome vomiting made me feel.  Puking is the best thing ever.  Sure, it's gross for a few minutes, but afterwards, all is well!

Okay, so that Saturday night was awful.  I walked around my hometown for like an hour because I couldn't remember where I parked my car.  That was a bad time.  Finally finding my car and sleeping in the backseat... FUCKING COLD.  At least I didn't drive, right?

Now it's Wednesday!  And I'm not sober!  Taking turns as DD is awesome.  I am pleasantly tipsy.  I am going to change into sweatpants now.  It's gonna be super and cozy.

I can spell moderately intoxicated no matter how drunk I am!  Sure, it may take me a couple of tries, but damnit, I will DO IT.   
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 29 Nov 2007, 00:13
Best hangover cure ever: Drink a jar of pickle juice just before bed, followed by as much water as you can hold down, and as much sleep as you can get.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 29 Nov 2007, 04:11
These guys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers) beg to differ.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 30 Nov 2007, 15:37
Heineken is fucking stupid filthy worse-than-vb catpee! SCREW IT!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 30 Nov 2007, 16:33
Bros, it's all about the Jameson triple distilled Irish Whiskey. Super savage. gets you toasted in less time than it takes to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Which could take a very long time, depending on how much you have had already.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Meta on 30 Nov 2007, 17:08
Samuel Adams.

Always a good decision.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 30 Nov 2007, 19:32
Hey, what's the conversion of ounces to beers.

Like, if I drank 3 ounces of 80 proof(40% alc), how many (4.5-5%) beers would that be?

Just wondering.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 30 Nov 2007, 19:36
About 24 ounces, so about a pint and a bit.

I have been drinking and gabbling for a good four hours now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 30 Nov 2007, 20:06
I drank half a 6 ounce of vodka 2 bottle-bneers and a bunch of some kahlua stuff that is from mexico. I feel pretty drunk, but I think that my most drunk part is just getting to kick in because usually it takes 20 minutes or so to kick in for me.


I had 2 bottle beers 3 ounces of 40% alc vodka and like 10 swigs of kahlua and I feel pretty darn drunk. Does that make me a lightweight? I don't care, that's good because that means I can get drunk without hurting my wallter and liver.

Plus I'm still young so yeah, this is pretty intense for me. Right now I'd say I'm about the second dunrkest I've ever been.

I know there's a lot of erroes in my post but I dn't really care right now/ I edited some of them out though.


My stomach also has burning and bloatied feelings right now. It kind of hurts but  not that much.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 30 Nov 2007, 22:05
tongiht I was myu drunkest ever.
2beers half 6 ounce vodla half a big bottle of kaluah. It tasted like a really reallygross coffeee.

lol.
I'm feeling REALLY drunk.

I said some stuff on MSN that I would ahve enver said to my friends soberl. I think that proves myt drunkeness. I don't regret it thoughm, it needed to be said beause it's how i reallty feel.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 30 Nov 2007, 22:07
hell Chrasstor, those two posts nearly made me smell the alcohol from here!

Seriously though, someone should check up on 'em, might have alcohol poisoning, there's nothing worse that drowning in your own drunken vomit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 30 Nov 2007, 22:11
i drank a bunch of vodka before work at like 4 something while watching the first epsiode of Jerry Seinfeld too. at work I was pretty drunk because I was feeling deporesssd since it was a long weekend and i had tow rok. Now it's over and 2:11 am and I drank all that stuff I mentioned before since.

I don't think I have alcohol poisoning, because people can barf up alcohol before they are poisoned right? I feel like I might vomit.

I'm kind of seeing douboe, bu in a good way. I'm going to drink more water so taht I don't get as hung over.

PS. Boro that's good of you to mention alcohol poisoning because it amkes me not want to take more alcohol in becasue I want to ge t pretty drunk but not die. I'm glad that somebody said it because leading me on might lead to me drinking TOO much. Also, I think you're a pretty good boarder for the most part. okay.

btw Kieffer I don't dislike you either, I just think you are really harsh sometimes but that's yours tyle so that's okay. I think you're a pretty smart person, and despite what you think I can actually undertstand a lot of the meanings behind your posts.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 30 Nov 2007, 22:54
This is the first time I have actually posted in this thread un-sober.

Oh boy!

And my typing is actually better...

WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON HERE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 30 Nov 2007, 22:54
hey thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 01 Dec 2007, 00:03
my night has been awesome thanks everybody.

a shift at threshers the wine shop: drunk.
a shift at moles club, on the bar: drunk + stoned.
a party at my homeboy duncan's flat: drunk + stoned + wired.
right now, on dunc's computer, at  8 am: SLEEP MADNESS!!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 01 Dec 2007, 04:22
Bros, it's all about the Jameson triple distilled Irish Whiskey. Super savage. gets you toasted in less time than it takes to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Which could take a very long time, depending on how much you have had already.

You. Yeah, you. New guy. I like you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Dec 2007, 06:41
Wow, I broke the siding in my bathroom by falling on it, vomited in the sink and said a lot of things I only half-meant on MSN. I remember experiencing crazy-vertigo and a lot of burning in my stomach.


I feel like shit. I'm aching everywhere topped off with a headache and bad dry-mouth, despite drinking an entire 4 litre pitcher of water last night... I don't want to get that drunk ever again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 01 Dec 2007, 07:19
Sad drunk is sad and pathetic and bad at bowling.
God I hate being drunk, so why do I do it so often?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 01 Dec 2007, 08:47
bad at bowling.

lies! me and my homeboy mike once got ripped on a litre of malibu (yeah, i know. we were young.) and went bowling with friends. I won by a margin of 100 points! And hit on the couple bowling in the next lane! Oh, and I have never won at bowling before in my life.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Dec 2007, 11:24
Seriously though, someone should check up on 'em, might have alcohol poisoning, there's nothing worse that drowning in your own drunken vomit.

What about drowning in someone else's drunken vomit?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Storm Rider on 01 Dec 2007, 11:27
Roddy, you hit on anything with a pulse.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 01 Dec 2007, 11:57
Christ, in under a month this thread will have been sustained for a year (and at only 10 pages). It's been here almost as long as I have. This is strangely depressing.
Guess I'll drink away the sadness tonight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 01 Dec 2007, 12:34
@KimJong: Why, thank you. Of course, I just recently discovered Kahlua, and so will be hung up on that for awhile. Of course, being seventeen makes all of this slightly difficult...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 01 Dec 2007, 12:41
No excuses. Somebody in your hometown will probably be back visiting from college, just make them buy you b00z.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 01 Dec 2007, 12:42
@KimJong: Why, thank you. Of course, I just recently discovered Kahlua, and so will be hung up on that for awhile. Of course, being seventeen makes all of this slightly difficult...

You gotta try a white Russian if that's how you feel. If they're good enough for the Dude, they're good enough for anyone.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 01 Dec 2007, 19:05
If you had a guy piss on your rug, you definitely need a white Russian. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 02 Dec 2007, 01:43
To those living in the US: If you're out drinking and too fucked up to drive, budweiser wil drive you home for free* between now and 01/04 (04/01 for you crazy european types). Call 18002224357 (1800AAAHELP) and mention budweiser. It is awesome. I suckeredsome frat boys out of $200 tonight and have had nothing but guiness and jamesons, AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE HOME.

It might work outside the US, but I dont know what the AAA number would be there
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 02 Dec 2007, 05:11
so i got drunk at work tonight after we had a grand reopening party after our restaurant's renovations, and ended up ruining 200$ worth of margarita mix and then my debit was fucked and i couldnt pay for my drinks and now i feel like a really awful awful person.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 08 Dec 2007, 09:11
i am kind of drunk right now because i have friends who are bad influences and i ahte this one girl and she is terrible and i got guilted into going into her party even though i hate her and plus she thinks i am a lesbian because i mispronounce orangina which is what i had tongith mixed with vodka
i hope i don't puke
i have to fix my makeup though this is kind of a nice place we'r egoing  to hahahah
:/ i might be on later though, qc.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 08 Dec 2007, 09:24
eyyyyyyy
also . .. .
ok i don't have anything else to say
just maybe i htink i can double psot when i am drunk yessssss?>
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 13 Dec 2007, 15:29
NOT SOBER AND TYPING COHERENTLY.

Didn't get into a club but got wankered beforehand ++
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 13 Dec 2007, 18:39
FUCK YOU ALL!

This thread is like ages old, and still yo yonf ones are beein all :whoo drunkz!"

its not that special!

Now, im goign to puke my guts out for the 2nd time cinde i came home, so i can sleep in peace. Also, guess who woont get laid tonight.

Maybe nex ttime ill actually approach thems cute girls when im still sorbers.

I guess ills ack up and now just og and empty my intestinoal tract. (ecapet the last buitç  thats just nasty!(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 14 Dec 2007, 19:08
Good grief! Someone  has been getting drrunk today agains! Whgoooo!

Me and some friends idscovered a earn-goodies-by-drinking thinger in a place nearby! I now own a Palm beercoaster/barcloth thinger! (good mousemat).

Best of all is that my friend walked away with a La Chouffe traffic sign! (making silly deals with a half drunk owner-of-the-place the night before = good!)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 14 Dec 2007, 21:48
Oh god, my brother bought a 30 pack of miller light and is basically making me drink with him because he doesn't want to drink alone, and I am doing it without hesitation.

I, I think the pair of us may be alcoholics...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 14 Dec 2007, 23:46
plus she thinks i am a lesbian because i mispronounce orangina which is what i had tongith mixed with vodka

It'd be mean to sig a drunk quote without permission. So, requesting permission to sig this. It is awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 15 Dec 2007, 01:40
Look at Johnny's sig and grow a pair, courtesy is for pussies.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 15 Dec 2007, 02:16
Oh god, my brother bought a 30 pack of miller light and is basically making me drink with him because he doesn't want to drink alone, and I am doing it without hesitation.

I, I think the pair of us may be alcoholics...

Dude, you're drinking Miller light. No real alcoholic would ever drink anything with light in its name, it defies booze logic. If anything, you probably aren't drinking enough.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 15 Dec 2007, 04:02
Dude... Light beer aint no beer!

Go and buy yourself some proper beer, then come back.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 15 Dec 2007, 05:23
Dude, you're drinking Miller light. No real alcoholic would ever drink anything with light in its name, it defies booze logic. If anything, you probably aren't drinking enough.

P.S. Patrick, that's different 'cause Khar prides himself on his drunk rants. Or at least finds them mildly amusing the next day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: stella on 16 Dec 2007, 01:37
It is a really unfortuhnate thing for my wallet that my local bar started carrying lucid.  Ist' also unfortunate for everyone in my phone book who I will drunk dial wihtout fail every Wednesday night. (Because Wednesdays are th best days to drink on.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 16 Dec 2007, 01:47
I drunk-texted a girl I liked in May after an all-night boozer involving a bunch of friends of mine. Oddly enough, the whole message was in near-perfect German and was pretty much a confession on how I had the hots for her.

I was really drunk, man.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 16 Dec 2007, 02:16
I am not sure I have ever been this stoned.

Actulally I know I have been more stoned.


But I am very very stoned.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 16 Dec 2007, 07:58
I drunk-texted a girl I liked in May after an all-night boozer involving a bunch of friends of mine. Oddly enough, the whole message was in near-perfect German and was pretty much a confession on how I had the hots for her.

I was really drunk, man.

Damn Pat. That takes some serious liquid balls. What were the results?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Dec 2007, 08:22
He text messaged a confession of amorous intent. How do you think it went? The only possible positive outcome would be if she doesn't understand German and so he got to erase this mistake.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 16 Dec 2007, 08:49
After playing kings last night with some hideously potent mixed concoction and several beers, I woke up this morning in a friends bed, she sleeping on the floor and my other friend in the bed with her feet in my face. I don't really recall how this came about. I also feel like I was punched repeatedly in the forehead. Walking is a tricky matter. I'm not too if it's worth it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 16 Dec 2007, 11:18
The only possible positive outcome would be if she doesn't understand German

She was half German, half Turkish, and I got shot the fuck down. Maybe it was the whole "Shit I know I sent you an SMS last night but I don't know what it said, I was wasted as fuck" phone call the next morning.

That was the day I learned to check my outbox.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 Dec 2007, 11:53
Hey, he did it just because he felt like getting fucked up, and we drank em all. Even fifteen light beers will fuck you over.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 16 Dec 2007, 12:31
No they won't. 15 real beers will.

I just just thinking 'man who the hell drunk dials' but then I remembered this:

Quote
Jeffrey Rowland    
to Dan
   
Man I got blowjobs comin out my asshole

Dan wrote:
> First Contact Initiated by: Dan
>              Name: Dan
>             Email: ###############
> Contact Date/Time: 12/13/07 18:46:02
>           Subject: Blowjobs?
>             Realm: Question for Jeffrey
>        Contact IP: ##########
>        User-Agent: #########
>        Spam Score:
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> The user was either not registered, or not logged in.
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Question:
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
> How can I give you a blowjob? If you have enough blowjobs ignore this email. Thanks!
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 16 Dec 2007, 14:56
Apparently last night I had an extensive text message conversation with a girl I've met once, in line for a concert in NYC. I agreed to come hang out with her in the city in January. I remember none of this but my text in/out boxes informed me this morning that it did indeed happen. Alcohol surely is a strange, wondrous thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: brandon_ha on 17 Dec 2007, 08:23
[img width= height= alt=I drink to kill the pain]http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/06/i-drink-to-kill-the-pain2.jpg[/img] (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/21/i-drink/)
moar funny pictures (http://icanhascheezburger.com)
(http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Ifyoucanseem128423968178715907.jpg)

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 17 Dec 2007, 08:25
That is not how you spell "more."

It is also not a funny picture.

I just ate a bunch of speed to finish this paper in the next 4 hours.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SusurrusIgnoramus on 17 Dec 2007, 09:05
i am not drunk, but i keep forgetting to post here when i am drunk.  or i have better things to do.  so i'm posting here now, regardless.  i got drunk two nights in a row this past weekend... that never happens anymore.  not since college at least.

Apparently last night I had an extensive text message conversation with a girl I've met once, in line for a concert in NYC. I agreed to come hang out with her in the city in January. I remember none of this but my text in/out boxes informed me this morning that it did indeed happen. Alcohol surely is a strange, wondrous thing.

i had a phone convo with my gf two weekends ago.  she doesn't remember it, her friends say she wasn't on the phone, and neither her nor my phone loged the call.  so i may have been drunk and hallucinating.

whoo!
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 18 Dec 2007, 08:38
I don't know why I'm posting this here (aside from the Jack Daniels), but I just wanted to post that the most ashamed I've ever been being drunk is when I was 16 and I got drunk with a good friend of mine and his parents.

The fact that I was drunk with this dude and his parents isn't what I was ashamed of. Also, no I did not try to make out with his mom. What I'm ashamed of is what we got hammered on.

Milwaukee's Best.
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Post by: pen on 18 Dec 2007, 08:42
I'm going to go with the fact that you were 16 and didn't know any better.  Also, you must have been broke.  No excuse for your friend's parents, though.  Ew.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 18 Dec 2007, 08:49
You are true in that I was younger (15), and that I was broke, but the dude's parents weren't exactly what you'd label as "classy". In fact, you wouldn't be farr off the mark referring to them as "rednecks" or "trailer trash". Didn't stop 'em from bein' cool, though.
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Post by: brandon_ha on 18 Dec 2007, 14:13
Milwaukee's Best, a waste of perfectly good water.
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Post by: Zoe on 20 Dec 2007, 04:38
i can see the unicorn...
I miss my faourite post in this here topic, i did miss you do much topic...
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Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Dec 2007, 08:05
I am not drunk. But I am mightily stoned. Yes yes.
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Post by: öde on 20 Dec 2007, 10:01
I'm tired! So it took me an hour to do this: (http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/903/1001146wk1.jpg)
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Post by: TwinkyToes on 20 Dec 2007, 10:31
well i have no work today, school is out, lightyears away from family, etc...might as well drink

i had 3 bottles of "red trolley" and now i'm looking over:

4 bottles of guinness
2 bottles of hefenweizen
10 bottles of corona
3 cans of bud light
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Post by: TwinkyToes on 20 Dec 2007, 12:29
okay 'im about 7 beers in

looking out the window
it's cloudy and cold
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Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 12:30
I like your avatar, but if you were the one saying corona is better than PBR in gabbly then you should just get out.
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Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 12:45
that's like the saddest beer collection ever. Corona doesn't really even qualify as a beer, and bottled Guinness tastes horrible. The hefeweizen is the only redeeming part.
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Post by: TwinkyToes on 20 Dec 2007, 12:58
yeah that was me...i said i likecoron a more for the formality but again

cheap bbeer, dont really care, i'm poor, this is what we got
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Post by: mberan42 on 20 Dec 2007, 14:30
It's 4.30pm and I'm still hungover. Damn.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 15:19
that's like the saddest beer collection ever. Corona doesn't really even qualify as a beer, and bottled Guinness tastes horrible. The hefeweizen is the only redeeming part.

Keep in mind it's probably Pyramid.
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Post by: morca007 on 20 Dec 2007, 16:38
hey. Hey. HEY. Corona is perfectly acceptable if one is in mexico.

Also, does it count if I post in here while I am on lots of painkillersd?
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Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 17:11
Corona is even MORE unacceptable in Mexico, are you serious? You could be buying tecate, Sol, Bohemia, Modella, or any number of actual semi decent beers, and instead you're buying overrated commercialized American targeted Swill.

Painkillers only count if you get some for me.
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Post by: Patrick on 20 Dec 2007, 18:48
I like your avatar, but if you were the one saying corona is better than PBR in gabbly then you should just get out.

Dude who -doesn't- fap to Jenny Lewis?
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Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 21:16
Corona is even MORE unacceptable in Mexico, are you serious? You could be buying tecate, Sol, Bohemia, Modella, or any number of actual semi decent beers, and instead you're buying overrated commercialized American targeted Swill.

agreed. The semester I was in spain they had Corona at every bar and all the americans I went with drank it almost exclusively, despite the fact that good german and other european beers were regularly available that are way less common to find in the US. I go out to bars with people here in Wisconsin who order like coors lite or something, and I inevitably end up yelling at them. WI has a shitton of really good local and regional microbrews available at most of the bars around here, yet they still get bud lite? I don't understand it.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 21:49
really nice beer

Sam Adams Imperial Pilsner

Oak Aged Arrogant Bastard Ale.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: stella on 20 Dec 2007, 21:52
Hello.  I am stoned. 



....I think there was more, but I forget.
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Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 21:55
pretty much all Sam Adams is good. I just recently tried their Black Lager and the Winter lager, both of which I enjoyed thoroughly.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 20 Dec 2007, 21:58
Sam Adams is good because it's the closest you can come to a good American microbrew at your local grocer.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 22:07
I actually think most Sam Adams sucks, but Beeradvocate and some friends both told me this was pretty good.

It is actually more of an IPA than an imperial pilsner, but it's far from a bad beer. Intriguing but not amazing, I guess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 22:08
Sam Adams is good because it's the closest you can come to a good American microbrew at your local grocer.
that's pretty much true. WI however has pretty good distribution for their micro/local brews, with most grocery stores offering at least one or two of the better known varieties. Does that mean they're no longer considered microbreweries? I guess I still call them that because they're still really good craft beers, they're just sold on a statewide scale.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 20 Dec 2007, 22:11
Oh.

Well, then Wisconsin is a better place than New Mexico.

And I didn't say Sam Adams was the best, but compare it to any other national American beer.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 22:15
Sierra Nevada.

New Belgium.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 22:18
I've only ever had Sierra Nevada's Pale Ale, and as I'm not a pale ale guy, I didn't really like it. If I ever see another style of theirs I'll definitely give it a try though.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 22:27
Only the pale ale is readily available.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 20 Dec 2007, 23:43
Yesterday went like this:

Wake up, get high. Go to work to get schedule, smoke some more with boss. Go to record store, buy some records. Go to thrift store, and buy shit, while listening to the Velvet Underground. Ride bus home. Love life.
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Post by: Patrick on 20 Dec 2007, 23:57
Sierra Nevada.

New Belgium.

I see your Sierra Nevada and raise you one Anchor Steam, sir
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:01
Anchor Steam is delicious, yes, but not available to nearly the same degree as those other two.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:02
Also this oak aged arrogant bastard is fucking incredible.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:03
Also I am tipsy and bored and the internet is for some reason devoid of pretty girls, currently.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:03
If someone doesn't show up for me to flirt with soon I swear to god I'll..


I'll....
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Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:04
(http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Dec 2007, 00:44
Fine, fine. Decent availability is a requirement, then? Go get some He'brew (http://www.schmaltz.com), then. It's available in just about any state that matters.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:45
Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!

Their Lenny Bruce R.I.P.A is a lot better, though.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Dec 2007, 00:50
I really wish I could get some good American beer over here. The microbreweries you guys have sound fucking incredible.
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Post by: thehollow on 21 Dec 2007, 00:56
I'm currently drinking my second (i spilled the first one all over my keyboard, d'oh) Capital Brewery (http://www.capital-brewery.com/) Winter Skål of the night, and it's really damn good. Cap brew is based out of Madison, and it's available in the MN/WI/IL area so, any of yall around these parts should check it out if you can find it.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:59
I will ship you an american beer sampler if it is allowed through customs and you tell me what you like. 1 each of six of my favorite beers, in exchange for either hella tim tams or anything else awesome from your country you can send me.
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Post by: mberan42 on 21 Dec 2007, 07:55
Fat Tire.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TwinkyToes on 21 Dec 2007, 10:11
i was certainly shamed last night by dirk so i set out to get some proper beers at the local store. i basically grabbed some guy and said, "which beers would a guy drink?"

I ended up getting

sierra nevada but a "celebration" kind
modelo especial
some newwie
pete's wicked strawberry blonde (this was me, i had to have a girly beer)

the cashier was pretty impressed i was  getting these, i think
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Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 10:27
Those are 4 totally decent session beers.

Except the Sierra Nevada celebration, which I look forward to every year and always buy way too much of. It's so fuckin good.
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Post by: TwinkyToes on 21 Dec 2007, 10:37
should i crack it open first or later, good sir?
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Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 11:07
I would just drink the 6 of those, get drunk, and go back and get more of them because they're fucking amazing.
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Dec 2007, 12:02
Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!

I first had that one a couple days ago at my mate's place and it was one of the best beers I've ever had.

This thread is now about bomb-ass beer.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 21 Dec 2007, 12:17
Sculler's Reserve!

local brewery, not sure how widely available it is. probably not very. it's good stuff.
except their Indian Pale Ale or something along those lines...tried that a few weeks ago and it was terrible. then again, that's not really my style anyway so some of you might like it.

also, their logo is a jolly roger. that's how cool they are.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 12:22
A lot of people don't like India Pale Ales, because the hop profile creates a really bitter flavor! Also we aren't drunk so should not post in this thread.
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Post by: thehollow on 21 Dec 2007, 12:31
Leinenkugels, Capital Brewery, New Glarus, Summit, Berghoff, Sprecher, and Goose Island are all really good craft brews available in a good part of the upper midwest. Capital Brews are probably my favorite around, the brewery's like a block from my house, and they have an outdoor beergarden in the summer with live music and stuff. Their beer is amazing as well, they've won rediculous amounts of awards (http://www.capital-brewery.com/awards/index.html) for pretty much every one of their beers, including "America's #1 Rated Brewery" by the Beverage Testing Institute's World Beer Championships.

Red Hook, Rogue, Dogfish, and Smutty Nose are all good ones I've tried that might be available around the country if you've got a good liquor store in the area.
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Post by: TwinkyToes on 21 Dec 2007, 12:40
i drank the enwwies and 3 of the petse

so i can psot a litt
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Post by: Meta on 21 Dec 2007, 14:52
03:40:16 PM.

Congrats.
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Post by: negative creep on 21 Dec 2007, 20:56
I see what you did there.

It is almost 6 am here. I am quite drunk and also stoned. But as the worthless scum that I am, my sleeping schedule is already adjusted to sleeping until 5 pm, so that is not much of a problem. Also i won about €10 at poker tonight. It was a good day.
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Post by: audacity on 21 Dec 2007, 21:02
mmmmmmmmmmm
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Post by: Patrick on 22 Dec 2007, 00:38
4 shots of jameson's, 2 of sake, and two bottles of Kieffer-approved He'brew Messiah Bold and i am feeling no pain.

also this one girl digs me and i thought she was really hot -before- i was drink
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Post by: ZJGent on 24 Dec 2007, 22:06
oh damng I just drenak a whoel lot of snwoballs.
it is like weggnog but for poofs liek me,.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

DOUBLE HAPPY CHRISTMAS HO HO HOBAGS
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Post by: Emilie__x on 29 Dec 2007, 18:10
Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!
This thread is now about bomb-ass beer.

No longer about beer you stinky as feckles ginge ;)

I'm high on rummm rum rum rum
Oh dear.
Embarassing myself an m i?

I don't fdrunk rum nromally so forgiveth me slaves.




OH NO.
Wahst anm ai doingz lul.


I'll propnabbly egdot thigs in the morinning...





I'm the mest drunk of them all.
I ljust elwent to my work party LOLLAGES YO.

I think I came onto a fat boy who is only sixteen... V_V
LOLOkdgfljbg

Oh dear.

Add me on mSdjkn...
necro_manicac_666:@hotmail.com
That'sb[r[obably rwrong so ask Partrinck for the real one...

WAHWAHWAH >.<

xdofjkgb

*HUGZ*

x
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Post by: Patrick on 29 Dec 2007, 18:13
Isn't she just adorable when she's incapable of typing properly?
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Post by: SeanBateman on 29 Dec 2007, 18:17
I was gonna post in here about how awesome drinking whiskey on the greyhound is, but now I just want to Kill that girl as much as possible.
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Post by: Emilie__x on 29 Dec 2007, 18:37
kille me?
pourquoi?
je parle le français parfait 2quand je suis assez inebrié :)


Wjhy yuou veut me tuer?
Je n'ai rien fait :(

Je suis un peu moins inebrié mainetentnenakjtn


oh man too myuch french i trankslate tomorrwow
if patrick remeinids me...

Oh jebus why you hate me?


:(


I drunk whishey first if it makes thinkgs betterz?
xxxxxxxxxxx

I <3 Patrinck lul
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Post by: Emilie__x on 29 Dec 2007, 18:43
Ij ust prnearly puked


Someone bring more rubm.
cuz i gut moarz but it's chursintmas and mother will see it gone tnoonmoerrrowz...

*SHIZG*
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Post by: Patrick on 29 Dec 2007, 18:46
I <3 Patrinck lul

Last time a girl said that to me, she proceeded to launch everything she'd eaten into a plastic bag. Something gives me the idea you should probably drink like 5 liters of water and just go to sleep. Rubber bedsheets wouldn't hurt.
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Post by: Emilie__x on 29 Dec 2007, 18:53
rubber betdsheets WOUNLD hutsrt.
Actulayly i hjustm rmemebbered

I,'nm not soleeping im nmy bed cuz my ferind is downastairs wathcing mock the week ro si aspeel...


so yeah i gutsa sleep downstairs iwht ther cha.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 30 Dec 2007, 08:50
I hate you so much.
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Post by: ZJGent on 30 Dec 2007, 18:00
No you don't. You hate that you have been there before.

And you were probably a dick.

To mostly everybody.


Super PS: I am just speaking from personal experience. I drink a little more carefully now that I know it turns me into more of a dick. Though you wouldn't know it from my last post here.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Dec 2007, 18:11
On a different note from jackassery and puking...

Leinenkugels, Capital Brewery, New Glarus, Summit, Berghoff, Sprecher, and Goose Island are all really good craft brews available in a good part of the upper midwest. Capital Brews are probably my favorite around, the brewery's like a block from my house, and they have an outdoor beergarden in the summer with live music and stuff. Their beer is amazing as well, they've won rediculous amounts of awards (http://www.capital-brewery.com/awards/index.html) for pretty much every one of their beers, including "America's #1 Rated Brewery" by the Beverage Testing Institute's World Beer Championships.

Red Hook, Rogue, Dogfish, and Smutty Nose are all good ones I've tried that might be available around the country if you've got a good liquor store in the area.

Hooray for Wisconsin beer!  All of the breweries you mentioned are very good, and Sprecher makes an especially good root beer if you're into that sort of thing.  That New Glarus Spotted Cow is one of my all time favorites.  I've kind of got a soft spot for Leine's, though, considering that I live about 5 miles from the brewery.
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Post by: Verergoca on 30 Dec 2007, 18:27
Goood grief!

Having a crate of Palm on me room.

T'is fucking awesome!

HUZZAH FOR BEER!
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Post by: Emilie__x on 31 Dec 2007, 05:50
Oh dear.
That is rather embarassing...

V_V
*apologies etc*


You'll probably get all that all over again in like... *looks at watch*... 13 or 14 hours when I get back from Noo Yarrz tingz.



... I won't bother translating all that shit...
It's boring... *sighs*
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Post by: Patrick on 31 Dec 2007, 07:19
Good work, Em, you did me proud the other night :B
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Post by: bujiatang on 31 Dec 2007, 07:44
I'm sitting in the dark becasue last night we went to a Not-quite-newyears party at a dry house.  We brought our own imperial stout that we brewed this fall.  4 22 oz bottles split three ways and a couple bottles of Old Rasputin, we had a fun time.  the rasputin had a burnt coffee flavor that didn't jive well with our smoother stout.

Im actually a little shaky right now, so erhaps i should eat something.
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Post by: Peet on 31 Dec 2007, 19:25
(http://www.gadgetell.com/images/2007/06/beer.jpg)
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Post by: Gemmwah on 31 Dec 2007, 19:30
oh my.

bed would be nice. hiccups stopping would be better.

Kylos here, gemmwah's well couging and laying on my cold, cold arm.
i know it's cold because her face is warm... basically, we're both drunk. huzzah?
kylos out.

P.s. 'gemmwah : i thought you had sleeves on your shirt."
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Post by: negative creep on 31 Dec 2007, 23:28
it's 8:30 am or something and i'm about to decide wehter to sleep or stay awake!
i'm also drunk as a skunk. (do people say that?)
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Post by: tania on 31 Dec 2007, 23:41
HAPPY 2008

It"S 2008

OH MY GOD

IT'S NEW YEARS

I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER POSTED IN THSI THREAD BEFORE

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD NEW YEARS PRETEND YOU DID???

AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Jan 2008, 00:49
I am inebriated right now
I was more einebriated a half hour or so ago, but now I am still pretty fucking drunk.


I had 2 glasses drinks of some strong wine, half an 8ounce of vodka and a couple of ounces(about 6-7) of 20% Kahlua(?).



I also had a budweiser.

HAPPY 20-08!!

:)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 01 Jan 2008, 01:12
I just had a bunch of captain ACK sparoweqs and a baott we of chamb[aondge to mine slf.
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Post by: Patrick on 01 Jan 2008, 01:19
I had a half-liter can of Foster's last night and that was it. I didn't even notice it. I wanted to cry, the first beer of 2008 and god damn it I wasted it on shitty Foster's. Next time I'm going down the street to the little market and I am grabbing a Korça.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Jan 2008, 01:27
I just had another glass of wine and three/four mouth shots of kahlua...l I felt like throwing up.


FUCK KAHLUA IS GROSS! SO IS EVERYTHING I DRINK! I DRINK WHAT I CAN GET THOUGH BECAUSE I AM 16!sxixteen
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Jan 2008, 03:30
What has two thumbs and is drunk?

This guy
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 01 Jan 2008, 08:52
You know when people drink alcohol and then they wake up the next morning and think, "I'll never drink again"?

I drank about twice that much last night.

Happy '08, '07 blew massive chunks.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 01 Jan 2008, 09:17
Actually I blew massive chunks at the start of '08.

I cleaned up the toilet though. At least, I think I did.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 01 Jan 2008, 10:54
Shannon forced me to drink more water than I drank booze.  which made for a lot of water.

however

I have no hangover now.  Brut Champagne sucks in my humble opinion.
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Post by: morca007 on 01 Jan 2008, 13:57
Hahahaha fuckers, no hangover here!

I was taking pics at a party last night, and didn't really notice the fact that I was up to 34 exposures on a 24exp roll. I didn't load it right. No pictures for me.
:(
Drinking + camera = bad.
Good night though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 06 Jan 2008, 20:50
This is why film sucks.  I can't load my camera sober.  It's okay, neither can my photography teacher.  Actually, I can't really blame film, my camera is just a piece of shit.  That I love dearly despite its flaws.  Loading film into it just involves about 10 minutes and masking tape.  Luckily, I have a digital camera that I can apparently operate drunk, based on the pictures that I've found on it that I don't remember taking. 

I think it's funny that this thread has been dead since New Years'. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 07 Jan 2008, 03:24
There's enough liver damage after that one night for about 4 weeks.

I got pretty well drunk this Saturday though, there's this chicken restaurant near Embassy Row that has a microbrewery across the street. They only make pils but it good and absurdly fresh. Like, they give you hour-old beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 08 Jan 2008, 23:14
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/doobie.jpg)

I wrote this comic, on paper. Here it is.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 10 Jan 2008, 18:46
Am drunk.
Been playing singstar all night. My throat hurts.
So does my lip.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 10 Jan 2008, 21:01
Dammit. I need booze. Lucky bitches, being all like, "legal" or some shit. I hate you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 10 Jan 2008, 23:18
Sweetheart, where I am, I'm not legal, and I still manage to get drunk off my ass.  Such as now. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 11 Jan 2008, 14:11
Yeah, I can too, but it normally involves me getting someone to drive with me over to Safeway, walking in, grabbing some alcohol, and then booking it out of there. starts to get old.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 11 Jan 2008, 14:54
You could, you know, just get over-21 people to buy it for you. That's what I did.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hannahrochelle on 11 Jan 2008, 14:57
Or you could move to Australia.

Legal booze-buying age of 18 wins.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imboden on 11 Jan 2008, 15:27
Damn it! I'm sober.  I'm at work
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 12 Jan 2008, 04:51
Oh man I was so drunk last night I do not remember 2 of the 3 skype conversations I apparently had, nor the phone call I apparently took, and woke up at 10 this morning still drunk. I drank an entire bottle of Maker's Mark all by myself! Hahahahaha. I think this counts as "circus drunk".



I do not think I want to do this again. I like remembering all the stupid things I do.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 12 Jan 2008, 07:10
damn, that's a waste of some good booze. I'd probably be dead if I drank a whole bottle by myself. I've only ever been blackout drunk once, and it's not something I'm looking to repeat anytime soon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 12 Jan 2008, 12:29
I prefer it when someone else ended up being blackout drunk and I didn't, because then I can inform them of all the retarded things they did (or did not) do.  Practical jokes = personal amusement.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 12 Jan 2008, 20:50
You know what's not cool?
Waking up on your friend's floor still drunk and covered in horrible because people spilt drinks and ashed on it all night.
Carpet not for the win.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 12 Jan 2008, 20:55
I prefer it when someone else ended up being blackout drunk and I didn't, because then I can inform them of all the retarded things they did (or did not) do.  Practical jokes = personal amusement.
You should invest in some burundanga, you might find that you quite like it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hannahrochelle on 13 Jan 2008, 15:23
I used to be a blackout drunk all the time. Then recently I decided to drink less. The results have been awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: amok on 13 Jan 2008, 16:12
I used to be a blackout drunk all the time. Then recently I decided to drink less. The results have been awesome.

properly sober for the first night since say, October (sorry thread). hoping it works as above. kinda boring so far.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hannahrochelle on 13 Jan 2008, 16:23
Its more fun knowing that you can draw on other blackout drunks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 14 Jan 2008, 21:20
My frined let me walk home on my own.
This doesn't sound like much, but drunk off your face in the rape capital of the UK is not the greatest idea.
I was very upset all the way home.
He am cunt. Not legend. /blog.

Anway. Home. Drunk. Bed = warm + not raining. I love mondays. omnomnomnom lots o drinks.x
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 17 Jan 2008, 19:31
,|,,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hannahrochelle on 17 Jan 2008, 20:15
Ah, Vergo.

Now I'll have to return the favour and call you when I'M drunk. :D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: stella on 18 Jan 2008, 02:06
My face feels drunk, but the rest of me does not.  The rest of me wants to play drums on rock band, most likely badly, because I am not sober as per thread title.

Does anyone have rock band they will play with me? 

I also accept an epic game of scrabble, if I have any takers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 18 Jan 2008, 03:24
damn, that's a waste of some good booze. I'd probably be dead if I drank a whole bottle by myself. I've only ever been blackout drunk once, and it's not something I'm looking to repeat anytime soon.

It was not a waste! It took me at least 4 hours to finish it. I quite enjoyed it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lunchbox on 18 Jan 2008, 03:44
My mind is blown that your minds are so blown. What on earth do you guys bring to dodgy BYO parties?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 18 Jan 2008, 04:12
Beer, generally.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 18 Jan 2008, 04:24
Where I come from, people usually bring shitty Corona or MGD. One of my managers turned 55 this summer, so I went to her birthday party. Turns out her family and friends are all completely insane and actually like MGD. I couldn't finish a can.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Jan 2008, 17:32
Argh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Jan 2008, 18:14
Tonight Lunchbox showed us these cans you can buy in Australia -

Don't get too excited. They taste like liquid arse with sugar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 18 Jan 2008, 20:01
(We weren't excited. It is blasphemy. I felt compelled to pray to my Lord Booker for forgiveness.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 18 Jan 2008, 20:38
I like the warm feeling but I'm tired of all the dehydration.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ALoveSupreme on 19 Jan 2008, 01:12
has anyone mentioned Okocim?.. I'm not a huge connoisseur, but this is pretty good stuff, and everyone I allow a taste to seems to agree.  It was recommended by a beer snob, so I guess that makes sense.

(http://www.stawskidistributing.com/images_bottels/ok.jpg)

PS I'm apparently out of semi-lightweight status because three shots in near succession doesn't destroy me anymore, which makes me feel a little good about myself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Jan 2008, 17:16
Jim Beam is fucking disgusting in the first place.  Adding cola does not help this.

Even cheap whiskey like Early Times is better than Jim Beam.

Real men drink their liquor straight anyway.

I'm a Johnny Walker Red man.  In a pinch, I'll settle for Clan MacGregor, the only decent cheap scotch I've been able to find.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 23 Jan 2008, 17:20
Wait, you are knocking on Jim Beam White while touting Johnny Walker Red? I'd rather have the scotch than the bourbon in that case, but seriously, Johnny Red is not that great of a whisky. Try black label of either the above and re-evaluate your existence.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tommydski on 23 Jan 2008, 17:25
There are some good Jim Beams, believe it or not. The over the counter JB White is pretty terrible but the JB Black is an unoffensive and versatile spirit. Better than a few other brands of Kentucky Straight out there, believe me. I'd drink it over Jack Daniels too. Never saw the appeal of JD. I guess I can tolerate it if there is no alternative but I'd sooner have any genuine Bourbon. Anyhow - Jim Beam Green (Charcoal) and Yellow (Rye) are more than acceptable whiskeys.

More importantly, Jim Beam also make Booker's (considered by most people to be the definitive over-the-counter Bourbon), Baker's (a mild and highly enjoyable sipping Bourbon) and Knob Creek (actually amazing for the modest pricing).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Jan 2008, 17:37
I didn't say Johnny Walker Red is the best scotch in the world, I'm saying it's what I prefer to drink, and part of that is factoring in price.  Johnny Black is seriously overpriced.

Gentleman Jack is good for the money, as far as American whiskey goes.  Regular Jack Daniels is good but overpriced for what it is.

And yes, Knob Creek is a solid buy for the price.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 23 Jan 2008, 17:47
Don't take this personal or anything, but my view on Gentleman Jack's is that it's the whiskey for people who don't like whiskey but wan't to be classier than the riff-raff.
It's like a sweetened JD that comes on slightly smoother but finishes just as harshly, thus making it a palatable whiskey for people who don't like straight liquor to drink straight and pretend to be badass.

My opinions, of course, are, as always, seasoned with cynicism. And too many commas.

I like to drink less of the good stuff than more of the bad stuff.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Storm Rider on 23 Jan 2008, 17:55
Even cheap whiskey like Early Times

OOOOLD COCK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Jan 2008, 18:18
I like to drink less of the good stuff than more of the bad stuff.

I like to get drunk if I'm drinking liquor, and the difference in taste is more to do with what kind of liquor it is than how much it costs (I'd rather drink the cheapest, nastiest whiskey in the world than the most expensive tequila, for example).

Plus, liquor is just one of those things where people have totally different opinions.  I know a lot of people who can't understand how I can possibly even like scotch at all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 23 Jan 2008, 21:50
THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM.
I am scared of these beasts. It's in my room and missing. I am freaking out and my friend won't let me escape to go to his.
This is a big spider. I need to get away.
fuck, YOU. Spider-cunt.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Jan 2008, 22:10
I'm drinking Icehouse and am on 2 Valium.

Expect great posts from me in the next few hours!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 23 Jan 2008, 22:49
OOOOLD COCK

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/old-cock.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 24 Jan 2008, 04:32
Helps that everybody's got their hands on it in potentially suggestive positions. A++

I will go ahead and mention Jameson's Irish Whiskey again. It's like $40 for a 1.75L bottle at BevMo. Fairly expensive compared to a similar-sized bottle of, say, Cuervo, but with a taste that is less likely to make you want to go to Kosovo to test out their landmines.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 24 Jan 2008, 05:28
Guys Old Cock is so good.



And by "good" I clearly mean.. um... something else. COMICOOONNNNNN
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blanktom on 24 Jan 2008, 05:45
i might be a little pissed tonight when i get in at like 11.45.

i have never posted on a forum drunk, so it will be an interesting excursion. wish me luck!

EDIT: also, KARAOKE NIGHT TONIGHT WOOOOOOOO! hosted by our local x-factor wannabe redcoat.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 24 Jan 2008, 10:02
Screw crappy whisky. Single malts ftw. Highland park is an excellent one to start on.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 24 Jan 2008, 12:21
I'm drinking Icehouse and am on 2 Valium.

Expect great posts from me in the next few hours!


Sigged!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: amok on 24 Jan 2008, 12:34
I know a lot of people who can't understand how I can possibly even like scotch at all.

those people are probably filthy communists

jim beam is rank, but not as rank as bell's. grant's and famous grouse are good for everyday drinking (unless payday was awhile ago when it's store's own brand budget blended scotch; not nearly as bad as the generic label would suggest after the 5th shot or so)

single malts are a class apart and probably the best liquid on the planet but far too expensive to be practical on a regular basis
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 24 Jan 2008, 12:49
Screw crappy whisky. Single malts ftw.

I wish was rich enough to be a liquor snob.

Oh, I thought of another good one.  Bushmill's is quite good for the price.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Paav on 24 Jan 2008, 14:03
Laphrohaig, if you can pronounce this correctly I will gladly buy you a glass.

If I could afford it, I would go to Scotland just to see the distillery.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 24 Jan 2008, 15:07
As I mentioned somewhere else in this forum, the word "whisky" is pronounced "Glenfiddich" or "Laphroaig".
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 24 Jan 2008, 15:53
Yeah... single malts are what birthdays and Christmas are for.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blanktom on 24 Jan 2008, 16:50
scaore! i did it, although i am not sure how excited the results are...

drunken gabbly is fun! as is karaoke!

expect this basically every thursday night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 24 Jan 2008, 16:59
Am I the only person in the world who can still type and spell when drunk or fucked off my brain on psychedelics?  Cause it sure seems that way sometimes.

Perhaps it is a superpower.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 24 Jan 2008, 17:03
,|,,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 24 Jan 2008, 20:33
Laphrohaig, if you can pronounce this correctly I will gladly buy you a glass.

If I could afford it, I would go to Scotland just to see the distillery.

You say it "luh froyg". I love this stuff, so I greatly anticipate the arrival of my glass.

Unfortunately, I live far away from you, I am pretty sure, so shipping me a glass would be nearly impossible due to spillage! Instead, how about you just send me a bottle?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 24 Jan 2008, 21:02
I don't know if I can type when I'm high, as I've never tried... But, I know that I can type when I'm burning out, as I am right now. Right around the munchies stage I know I can type quite easily. I could type when I'm really drunk, but I always have more of the "Fuck it, they can deal with it." mindset at that point.

 ANYHOO, I made plans to get some guitar lessons from my friend Jay tonight. He ended up showing up about 7 or so hours before now. We drove around for a while, the whole while I had the feeling in my stomach that you get when you feel you just wasted your night. The car he was driving's window was wobbly, and ever time he'd turn it'd almost fall out. The door itself wasn't that stable. First he went to some place and bought some pot.

When we got to his place we went into his basement, and he told me some stuff about how certain chords are the same chords and how chords are determined by baseline, and some other shit about CAGE(D?)... After a while a friend of his showed up with a 6 pack of budweiser. The friend drank 1, Jay had 1 and I had 4. I drink a lot faster than them and was pretty buzzed at this point, which is when they took out the pot. At this point, I felt like smoking weed again. The friend(we'll call him Tom) started going on about how when you're drunk you always want to get more fucked up and I agreed with him. I then took a fucking huge bong 'hit', one so huge that the tray leaked some sparks into the chamber, which had so much smoke in it that it looked opaque. I couldn't finish it all, there was still a small hit left that Jay took. All that wasn't hitting me very hard as at that point I just remember feeling a bit drunk. I finished off my last beer, then immediately took another pretty decent sized hit. I know when I'm taking a big hit or not depending on if Tom calls me a pussy or not(even though he doesn't use bongs anymore 'cause he finds them 'too harsh"),

I went to take a piss, and I got that weird ass strobe-lighty feeling. I would move, and it would feel like I was moving like some kind of puzzle or something? I don't know, it's really hard to explain.  After that, we left for a grocery store with 2 pretty fat joints. I smoked half of one, which was about 7-8 nice size tokes. This  is when it REALLY hit me. My existence just seemed so unreal and I felt incredibly detached from EVERYTHING. I went to the bathroom again at the store, my friends reassured me that my eyes weren't red. I went into the bathroom and starting peeing, but my mind was constantly wondering, not even sure what about. Basically anything, mostly about my life and how shit was really happening, even though it didn't feel like it. The whole time I was in there, it felt like I was in another world. My friends told me afterwards that I was in there for like 20 minutes, but I kept reassuring myself that I wasn't really in there long, it was only the weed. After all, most of the time I was in there I was peeing, I think. The room felt like it was uber tiny for some reason. I remember thinking that I was peeing on my shoes for a second and freaking out, only to look down and see that I was perfectly in line with the toilet bowl. On our way home, Tom bought me a drink of water for my 'pasties'/dry-mouth. It was pretty crazy, I held the bottle in 1 hand the whole 5minute trek home, mind you in -32~ with wind-chill, you'd expect my hand to get really cold... But I couldn't feel the pain, it was like I was so fucking detached that it was just a feeling without any nerve sensors, like sight. It was the weirdest thing.

When we got in, I took another small hit, and then we started jamming out. I'm still kinda bad, but it was still fun to play some crazy psychedelic riffs with crazy effects on. We also had a synthesizer going, and there was some really crazy ass parts where I was clapping and slapping my knees to the beat. We both played in the beat of the synth sometimes too. It sounded fucking AWESOME! I bet it sounded really stupid in reality, but that was one of my most fun musical experience ever. At 11:35, having taken my last hit at around early ten, and having finished my last beer at around 8, I was feeling crazy burnt-out and tired. We called it a night... I went home and nestled up in front of my computer with some hot-wings, 2Pillsbury Cinamon rolls, 5 christmas(dunno the brand, they're in a blue tin) cookies, a banana and a  big glass of milk.

Oh yeah, I tried hard not to get paranoid this time and it worked. I only heard Justin's grandmother when she actually wasn't around once; I think I had the right to, considering it was right when I got back in from smoking half a joint and zoning hard in that bathroom.  I still have the taste of weed in my mouth right now... I still got that feeling where I was one with my chair/what I was sitting on. Got that boxed in feeling, like I'm just occupying mass in a small area or some shit a bit in Jay's basement, and really hard in that bathroom.

Was a fun night, now I need to get some fucking sleep. I feel like I'm going to pass out...

EDIT: Jesus, I should write a novel. That's a lot of fucking stuff. I didn't even realize when I was writing it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 24 Jan 2008, 21:46
Welcome, brother, to the wonderful world of dissociation cause by THC!

Fuck, that post made me wish I wasn't out of weed.  I could try scraping some resin again, I guess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 24 Jan 2008, 21:57
single malts are a class apart and probably the best liquid on the planet but far too expensive to be practical on a regular basis

This is one of the reasons I adore my father.  He always has a bottle of single malt Michael Collins waiting for me in his basement, along with my favorite whiskey of all time, Tullamore Dew.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 25 Jan 2008, 07:38
I just got some weed yesterday, and i can't wait to go home and smoke it, only problem is i'm out of tobacco :(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Paav on 25 Jan 2008, 08:23

You say it "luh froyg". I love this stuff, so I greatly anticipate the arrival of my glass.

Unfortunately, I live far away from you, I am pretty sure, so shipping me a glass would be nearly impossible due to spillage! Instead, how about you just send me a bottle?

Win! Don't get greedy however. If I ever see you prepare for a glass of smokey goodness. Unfortunately, there are legal issues about sending alcohol across state lines to minors.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 09:28
This is one of the reasons I adore my father.  He always has a bottle of single malt Michael Collins waiting for me in his basement, along with my favorite whiskey of all time, Tullamore Dew.

can we trade? mine is completely teetotal. bah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 25 Jan 2008, 09:49
I'm just waking up now. Jesus, I slept for over 12 hours, haven't done that in ages. I'm not hungry because I ate so much before sleeping and now I feel super refreshed, body and mind.


Good stuff.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 09:56
your posts really make me want to roll a massive spliff but after all this whisky I'd probably just throw up

...it might still be worth it
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 25 Jan 2008, 10:01
It will be worth it, roll it big and chunky with the perfect roach and share it with me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 10:08
no worries bout the rolling, years of practice, but scotland-london seems like quite a journey just to smoke up :mrgreen:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 25 Jan 2008, 10:10
I've got weed and i'm out of tobacco and i have no one to smoke with, and its the end of the week. COME TO SCOTLAND
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 25 Jan 2008, 10:20
There are times when I have really, really, really fantastic weed.  And there are times when I have finished my classes for the week and it is still early afternoon on a Friday.  And there are times when I am operating on entirely too little sleep and my mind is feeling a certain degree of fatigue.

And now is all of these times.

I am high enough that before typing this sentence I spent 20 minutes soliloquizing about weed, pausing every so often to reread what I'd written and subsequently delete it all and start again.  I think I'm on my 4th try right now.  (OK, this paragraph can stay.)

(I wish I had done more things when I was younger because now I understand that getting in trouble is a fake idea)

(That's Todd.  I know him.)

(I know Todd.)

I have discovered through the miracle of discretion that is the forum posting process that 3 people spoke up on this thread while I was making this post.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 25 Jan 2008, 11:15
As I mentioned somewhere else in this forum, the word "whisky" is pronounced "Glenfiddich" or "Laphroaig".


What about "Glenmorangie 10" or "Lagavulin" or "Knockando 12"? I know I've heard those once or twice. (I might also have them.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 11:17
I've got weed and i'm out of tobacco and i have no one to smoke with, and its the end of the week. COME TO SCOTLAND

man I was totally gonna go to scotland then I smoked a bowl and now I'm really lazy and unmotivated sorry

dammit the above post/quote is making me crave glenfiddich and all I have is cheapo crap :(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 25 Jan 2008, 11:35
Are you pronouncing it "Glenfiddich 10" or "Glenfiddich 15"?


I pronounce it "Glenfiddich 15".





WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT I AM CURRENTLY DRINKING A NEAT SINGLE OF GLENFIDDICH 15

ALSO THE BOTTLE IS KIND OF PRETTY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 25 Jan 2008, 12:35
Fine then, don't come to Scotland.

Lucky for me i just managed to find some tobacco sneakily hiding in my tin. The world has now been put to rights and i'm ok.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 12:55
Are you pronouncing it "Glenfiddich 10" or "Glenfiddich 15"?


I pronounce it "Glenfiddich 15".[/size]

I pronounce it 'sainsbury's value blended scotch whiskies'

 :cry:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 25 Jan 2008, 13:28
You poor thing. PM me your address and I will send you a gift basket.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Jan 2008, 14:45
what the fuck read the thread title douche nozzles stop wanking about about fancy piss
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KTkat on 25 Jan 2008, 19:47
Asian frat parties are not very friendly when you're not Asian. Even if you're female and therefore get in free.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay Mexican restaurants/bars and clubbing!

I am so drunk right now. This tells you how much of a spelling/grammar freak I can be.

Whhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............
Title: !
Post by: Peet on 25 Jan 2008, 20:00
gruks!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 25 Jan 2008, 20:00
lol
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 25 Jan 2008, 21:42
I don't know why but those two posts just made me laugh hysterically.

And now since I am not drunk I will leave this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 25 Jan 2008, 22:10
J0n|Drunk is taken. J0n@Drunk is taken. Oh. Gabbly is borked. Fuck you Gabbly.

Edit: Seriously, guys. There is a dog with a fucking mullet in the pets threads. Look at it and tell me that there is a god and I'll call you a fucking liar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KTkat on 26 Jan 2008, 00:02
I really have no idea what's going on right now. I know this post is taking freakishly long to made, because I insist on spelling things correctly (or at least believing they're correct). I dare not try to find other posts. I drank blackberry brandy in honor of my dead grandfather. That took about two minutes to post. MY FINGERS DON'T WORK. WHY DO I CARE ABOUT SPELLING?????? Since there is no one to give me more alcohol, bedtime it is.

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Someone come to New York so I can get completely smashed again. The bartender gave me a free shot...

This post took twice as long as it should have. Maybe more...so many deletes....
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 26 Jan 2008, 00:07
is focsta coffe eo open for pizza?

that s the way to do it pizza coffee box gouse.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 26 Jan 2008, 00:30
man, Brandy Manhattans actually taste quite nice!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 26 Jan 2008, 03:29
waht
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 26 Jan 2008, 06:00
(me winning)

Unfortunately, there are legal issues about sending alcohol across state lines to minors.

Irrelevant cop-out is irrelevant, I live in Albania. :B
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 26 Jan 2008, 18:10
lots of wine.

lots and lots of wine.

oh dear god so much wine.



i really need some weed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 26 Jan 2008, 18:42
Not nearly enough to drink.
Strangers thinking they can touch me makes me punchy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: stella on 26 Jan 2008, 19:10
I think this is the first time I get to post in this thread not drunk but not sober :-)

...Though maybe I'm wrong, because I can't remember...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 27 Jan 2008, 22:23
WHISKEY O JOHNNY O JOHN RISE 'ER UP FROM DOWN BELOW WHISKEY WHISKEY WHISKEY O-O UP ALOFT THIS YARD MUST GO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: carrotosaurus on 29 Jan 2008, 06:50
I'm hungover as hell right now. 7 gallons of hard cider were bottled last night, 1 gallon consumed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 29 Jan 2008, 12:36
I FIGURED IT OUT!  I KNOW WHY DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!  ITS CAUSE ALL GIRL'S HAVE ADD!  THEY CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE THE SHINY OBJECTS!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 29 Jan 2008, 14:54
I can tell the difference between good shiny and lame shiny, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lummer on 29 Jan 2008, 17:44
I have just consumed a quite strong Stout Ale from the Danish brewery Willemoes, and while I am certainly not drunk/hung over enough to justify posting in this thread, I still have a very minor and very pleasant buzz going.

Dark, thick beers are totally the best thing ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 29 Jan 2008, 21:57
I can tell the difference between good shiny and lame shiny, though.

I don't think the naked eye can possibly tell the difference between a real diamond and cubic zirconium. Sorry to burst your bubble there.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 29 Jan 2008, 21:57
Scrape it across some glass, you'll know in an instant.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 29 Jan 2008, 22:16
I can tell the difference between good shiny and lame shiny, though.

I don't think the naked eye can possibly tell the difference between a real diamond and cubic zirconium. Sorry to burst your bubble there.


It doesn't matter because both are lame shiny.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Jan 2008, 23:36
GUYS

BE MORE DRUNK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 30 Jan 2008, 00:35
Dude it is 9:35AM here, I'm no alcoholic.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 30 Jan 2008, 00:43
The glass thing is a common misconception. A huge number of gem stones are harder than glass and will quite easily scratch, e.g agate, quarts and many others. The diamond thing is just another damned wifes tales, although they will scratch glass as well.

I agree with KimJongSick, it's only quarter to nine and i'm away to work soon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ummmkay on 30 Jan 2008, 04:30
Scrape it across some glass, you'll know in an instant.

The glass thing is a common misconception.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 30 Jan 2008, 08:03
Yes but if you keep trying to scratch the glass, particularly in the same place, chances are eventually you will chip the quartz (especially if it is particularly veiny - one of the reasons it's difficult to tumble and clean) or agate. If you keep doing it with the diamond eventually you will have a cut through the glass. This is why there are diamond-edged knives, drill bits, and saws.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 30 Jan 2008, 10:19
That is a good point. My dad tumbles and polishes agates for jewelry and he has a diamond drills and saws. I was surprised to find out that they don't actually cut but grind away at the agate and they take a long long time.

I think we should stop this conversation it doesn't really belong in a topic for drunks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 30 Jan 2008, 12:30
drills and saws

doesn't really belong in a topic for drunks

PUSSY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 30 Jan 2008, 17:52
I don't think the naked eye can possibly tell the difference between a real diamond and cubic zirconium. Sorry to burst your bubble there.

Because there isn't any difference except in the way they're made?

ObOnTopic: Someone brought me a case of Jimmy Buffet's beer, Land Shark, back from Florida.  I am amazed to report that it is drinkable.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Jan 2008, 18:52
Is it mellow, but not smooth? Kinda shitty?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 30 Jan 2008, 19:04
It tastes like a Mexican beer, except far less nasty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 31 Jan 2008, 05:43
I'm glad to hear that Jimmy Buffett's beer doesn't taste like Jimmy Buffett's pee, but I think I'll still pass on it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Shadies on 01 Feb 2008, 03:34
yaaaa! i remebered QC forumses drunkin thread while I was drunk. hooray for Alex! oh and by the way Alex equals Me that.s my name. and I.m using My phone to do this so it,s taking forever . . . . . . . . . and a day. And I.d also like to add sleeping on A lawn chair in an apartment is weird. lolz alright. see you all when I.m sobered up and regret this text.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Feb 2008, 04:10
OH NO
drunken forum texting.
what is the world coming to?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Feb 2008, 05:36
DRUNKEN FORUM SEAL CLUBBING!!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 01 Feb 2008, 09:24
Diamonds are made from carbon, cubic zirconia is made from zirconium.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 01 Feb 2008, 11:02
DRUNKEN FORUM SEAL CLUBBING!!!!

(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6721/sealai1.png)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 01 Feb 2008, 12:47
My boss bought me a shot that was chatruese (spelling?) and tobasco sauce and basically I am not certain if I should have said thank you, or punched him right in the dick after I downed it. It's just one of those fine lines. Also the sun has come up and I should probably sleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 01 Feb 2008, 14:31
switch the u and e and you've got it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Feb 2008, 14:38
I would have punched him right in the dick. But I can't expect every Tom Dick and Harry to live up to my awesome big-ball'dedness.

Also, today my friend had a big fucking bag of mushrooms, was either 9 or 19 grams... I guess they got an awesome deal on them. I was going to go over to his house and have some... But, I'm scared of taking hallucinogens. So now I'm just drinking a beer at home alone.

I was feeling kind of grumpy by the end of the school day.

HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT PSILOCYBINs?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 01 Feb 2008, 19:05
i feel good about them psilocybins.


also i am drunk.

and i just heard that chris hakius apparently isn't in Om anymore. that makes me sad.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jposh on 01 Feb 2008, 19:09
I would have punched him right in the dick. But I can't expect every Tom Dick and Harry to live up to my awesome big-ball'dedness.

Also, today my friend had a big fucking bag of mushrooms, was either 9 or 19 grams... I guess they got an awesome deal on them. I was going to go over to his house and have some... But, I'm scared of taking hallucinogens. So now I'm just drinking a beer at home alone.

I was feeling kind of grumpy by the end of the school day.

HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT PSILOCYBINs?

I feel good.

I found a chart of wild mushrooms of Washington, in my science class on the wall, and drew a giant heart on Psilocybins. Nobody understood why.

I hate my fellow students.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 03 Feb 2008, 01:55
Guys has anyone in here smoked opium? Is it supposed to smell like springtime and flowery meadows and bunnies?


(I did not hit the opium, just some... other stuff, but it smelled really nice and everyone was talking about what a nice high it was. Too addictive for me, though.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 03 Feb 2008, 20:05
That's what I hear most opiates are like.

I hear the same about cocaine. My mum had a deviated septum taken care of way back in the day (read: early 80s) so's she would stop getting so many sinus infections, and they gave her cocaine to dull the pain after the operation and she was like "OHAYYYYYY HOW U GUISE DOIN OMG CAN IGET SOMETHIN 2 READ?? OMFG IM BORED" and then 30 minutes later she was like "...FFFFFUCK MY FACE HURTS AUGHGUHUHJUHUJIEUNRTIUVUIH".

tl;dr cocaine's a helluva drug
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 03 Feb 2008, 20:50
Ya. Opium smells very perfumy, like incense.

It feels like an all-day hug.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 06 Feb 2008, 19:17
The mature cheddr cheese and raspberery jam is an overridering succes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 10 Feb 2008, 12:33
Bump! Five margaritas and I can still type an understandable sentence with proper capitalization, spelling, and grammar. Either my Celtic blood is showing it's merit, I'm finally starting to put on weight like I've long wanted to, or I'm just plain doing it wrong.

Either way, god damn those margaritas were good. The tequila:mix ratio was about even, and that tequila was about 100 proof, so it's not like they were nancy shit, either (it's stronger than sake, at very least). All in all I am pretty pleased.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 10 Feb 2008, 18:24
I'm just plain doing it wrong.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 11 Feb 2008, 00:41
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Feb 2008, 04:33
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: fatty on 11 Feb 2008, 04:49
I'M BORED. This is the only reason why I'm drinking while at home, seriously!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 11 Feb 2008, 15:28
Oh god saturday night was a disastrous hilarious awesome night all at once.
Me and my colleague on top bar at the club started feeling MDMAzing if you know what I mean, and then we went to a place where they had sofas on the floor, all cushions like, and it all got very messy. Things went up noses, and all conversations started to sound a bit like:

1: HEY YOUR HAIR LOOKS REALLY GREAT CAN I TOUCH IT CAN I I REALLY WANT TO STROKE YOUR HAIR IS THAT OKAY.

2: SURE SURE THAT'S GREAT YOU'RE GREAT YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT frrrrrRRRRRRIIIEND. I'M JUST GOING TO FEEL THIS CUSHION RIGHT NOW IS IT ALRIGHT IF I FEEL THIS CUSHION? THIS CUSHION IS GREAT THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME FEEL THIS CUSHION RIGHT NOW.

1: YEAH OKAY OKAY OKAY BUT IT'S REALLY COLD DON'T YOU THINK AND YOUR BACK IS WARM MAYBE IF I PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR BACK OH THANK YOU MAN THIS IS REALLY WARM THANKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH REALLY.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pen on 13 Feb 2008, 17:06
Hey you guys.... I"m wicked tipsy right now.  I didn't like wine, but it's almost Vday, so i thought i'd try wine and guess what!?  I drank a lot of wine... well, not really, only about 2/3 a bottle, since jon helped, but yay!  he went out to get more since i'm kinda giggle and stupid and stuff.  i must amuse him terribly.  haha, okay, see you later!

edit:  woo!  jon's a tough guy!  he just lifted 10 lbs! and i'm laughing like a fool.... oh, man, this wine is fucking fantastic... even though it sucks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 13 Feb 2008, 23:03
Wine is FUCKING GREAT.
Beer is also FUCKING GREAT.

Liquor also.

That is all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 14 Feb 2008, 04:39
BEER IS GOOD
BEER IS GOOD
BEER IS GOOD

...AND STUFF

(no, not drunk, I'm at school and it's like 7:30, it just seemed relevant)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 15 Feb 2008, 18:30
Beer Beer wonderful beer. Except Stella Artoir, its awful. Also it's quite fun going to partys where you meert new people becuase you meet new people and it is fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: october1983 on 16 Feb 2008, 19:03
Who drank all the beers? Who drank all the beers? I drank all the bears...wait, shit, not....fuckl.
ps. the field is good live
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 21 Feb 2008, 15:55
I won the pub Quiz. WE won the pub quiz. I knew about avocados i win!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 21 Feb 2008, 22:25
I won the pub Quiz. WE won the pub quiz. I knew about avocados i win!!!

my team came in second every week in the pub quiz we did... and then we realized all you had to do was to get each person on the team to memorize one category of oscar winners and one person to do the periodic table... then we were golden.

i'm on my way to being not sober. no pub quiz in my neighborhood now though. darn, i hope a new 30 rock episode is up online.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 22 Feb 2008, 17:15
They mixed my whiskey Coke a bit strong tonight.

Unfortunately, it was Jack Daniel's.

God fucking damn it guys, I'm not even drunk, I'm just pissed off, don't ruin my goddamn whiskey Coke with JD, I'd rather have the bottle shoved in my ass and then get kicked in the stomach.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 22 Feb 2008, 17:22
Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar. Nine times out of ten, someone will throw J.D. in there because it's cheap and the majority of bar patrons are either too drunk or not discerning enough to either notice or give a shit. If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke. If you want Maker's Mark and Coke, order Maker's Mark and Coke. If you order something as broad as whiskey and coke, they are going to give you the common, cheap variety, which is usually J.D.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 22 Feb 2008, 17:38
I for one ha ve ben know n to enjoy HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 22 Feb 2008, 17:55
Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar.

Man I've never seen JD anywhere here in Tirana (except my friends' houses) until tonight. People aren't stupid about whiskey here unless they are Americans.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 22 Feb 2008, 20:07
If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke.
I once ordered a rum and coke in a bar, and specified Mount Gay for the rum. Then I felt a little self-conscious about it, because this happened to be a gay bar. Eventually my friend told me to stop over-innuendoing because it was embarrassing.

For the record, I specified Mount Gay because that is my favorite rum, not as some sort of stupid pun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 22 Feb 2008, 20:10
All I can picture in my head right now is Joe Hocking awkwardly trying to order Mount Gay and Coke at a gay bar. An incredibly gay gay bar.

I am pleased.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 22 Feb 2008, 20:15
I'm imagining the aftermath of Joe being in said gay bar having something to do with his avatar
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Shadies on 23 Feb 2008, 01:52
 :mrgreen: The afro guy is cool. Word.

So I just remebered that on fridya nights the comic doesn't update, obviosly.

anyways, love you guys cause your in this forum:)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 23 Feb 2008, 07:09
Well that was a nice sentiment. Rather off-topic, but y'know, still nice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 23 Feb 2008, 17:14
Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar. Nine times out of ten, someone will throw J.D. in there because it's cheap and the majority of bar patrons are either too drunk or not discerning enough to either notice or give a shit. If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke. If you want Maker's Mark and Coke, order Maker's Mark and Coke. If you order something as broad as whiskey and coke, they are going to give you the common, cheap variety, which is usually J.D.

why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cernunnos on 23 Feb 2008, 20:30
This ale is so good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 23 Feb 2008, 21:04
why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.

False. False as all Hell. If you can't taste the difference between J.D. and Jameson, you're doing it wrong. I don't know how you're doing it wrong, but you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 23 Feb 2008, 21:23
haha, I'm so drunk. and i jsut rank beer. mostly i twasn't even good beer. but, what the hell, it doesn't matter.

the sd thing is that i get drunk almost every day, just not as much as today. but there's nothing more to do. it's pretty boring here.

do you have any money? i wanna spend all your money at the gay bar, gay bar, gay baaaaar.

hehe.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 23 Feb 2008, 21:43
....

Drunkenness is no excuse for...whatever the fuck that post was.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 23 Feb 2008, 23:38
why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.

False. False as all Hell. If you can't taste the difference between J.D. and Jameson, you're doing it wrong. I don't know how you're doing it wrong, but you're doing it wrong.

i can taste a huge difference between jd and jameson when it's straight/rocks, but when it's mixed with coke, I can't imagine tasting or caring about the difference (the difference that i'm apparently not tasting).

i used to have this roommate who had panic attacks, and to combat them at the apartment, she kept a bottle of jameson  on her bedstand. she was a jameson drinker, and I rocked my glass with my good, old friend the one and only, jonathan daniels.... but yeah, when it's in coke, it tastes the same... or perhaps, i'm at a bar making a fool of myself in front of a girl so i don't take the time to actually taste it.

tonight i'm rocking a surprisingly decent california cab- black currants, cherries, and berries with toasted chocolate under all of it. there's some sam adams spring ales in the fridge in case this can't handle the burrito i found in the back of my fridge.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 23 Feb 2008, 23:42
Who in the fuck is Jonathan Daniels? Is he related to Jack?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 23 Feb 2008, 23:58
Who in the fuck is Jonathan Daniels? Is he related to Jack?

jonathan daniels is what you call jack when you really get to know him well.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 24 Feb 2008, 00:24
tonight i'm rocking a surprisingly decent california cab

What's surprising about it? Some really good wines come out of Cali. I'm embarrased that I can't remember the name of my favorite. It's a gewurztraminer made by an old hippycouple from Mendocino.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 24 Feb 2008, 00:54
tonight i'm rocking a surprisingly decent california cab

What's surprising about it? Some really good wines come out of Cali. I'm embarrased that I can't remember the name of my favorite. It's a gewurztraminer made by an old hippycouple from Mendocino.

it's surprising because rents in california artificially drive up the price of california wine, much like the euro:dollar drives up the price of european wine. also, california makes very new world style wine generally, where the fruit is entirely too present, the alcohol is too high, and the spectrum of flavors veers more towards the singular than i like. on top of that, you have to pay $30+ for something that is impressive even in that style mostly; it's just california doesn't turn out a bunch of well-done, value-based wine.

without the toasty chocolate, this wine would have been entirely pedestrian, california swill, but with it, it is really nice.

time to sleep.

ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lalaladida on 24 Feb 2008, 02:41
I ate a tomato and I think it would be okay if a tomato had to eat me one day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 24 Feb 2008, 07:21
Jon, either have a few drinks and chill out or get the fuck out of this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 24 Feb 2008, 08:08
Oh shit. My post. I don't even remember posting. I'm still a bit drunk, and preparing for a massive hangover. Good times!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 24 Feb 2008, 08:15
Jon, either have a few drinks and chill out or get the fuck out of this thread.
Jon is an angry drunk. Color me surprised.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 24 Feb 2008, 13:36
i can taste a huge difference between jd and jameson when it's straight/rocks, but when it's mixed with coke, I can't imagine tasting or caring about the difference

NO.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 24 Feb 2008, 17:04
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!

Based on what I can recall of the wine, I'm pretty sure it was a late-harvest gewurztraminer from 2004 or 2005. Luckily, I sampled it in my wine course at culinary school, and I can find out the name of the wine from my instructor tomorrow.

it's just california doesn't turn out a bunch of well-done, value-based wine.

What about Two Buck Chuck?

In all seriousness though, you are right about most decent wines from Cali being overpriced. As far as the New World style of being too fruit heavy, I enjoy that as long as the winemakers don't add extra sugar on top of it (Franzia, I'm talking to you). YMMV
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 24 Feb 2008, 19:01
Guys has anyone in here smoked opium? Is it supposed to smell like springtime and flowery meadows and bunnies?


(I did not hit the opium, just some... other stuff, but it smelled really nice and everyone was talking about what a nice high it was. Too addictive for me, though.)

I've smoked opium on many occasions.  It's supposed to smell that nice for sure.  Also, it's a very mild substance due to the method of administration and I'd be frankly shocked if you actually managed to addict yourself to it.  You'd probably have to smoke the stuff like cigarettes (read: 20-30 times a day) in order to actually addict yourself to it in any serious fashion.  (This is assuming that the opium you're talking about is similar to the stuff I tend to find, which is sticky black stuff that smells excellent, and not some crazy super-opium that is capable of incapacitating a Chinese person at 10 yards.)

It's a bit like how taking OxyContin isn't going to destroy your life if you do it the way the doctors tell you to, but it might if you crush it up and take a whole time-release pill at once.  Heroin and morphine are dangerous because they go directly into your bloodstream through a needle.  Smoking opium is basically rock bottom on the spectrum of risk associated with taking opiates because it's a weaker opiate than any of its derivatives and smoking it is probably the least efficient way of putting it in your brain.

@Chrasstor: Psilocybin is one of my favorite substances but it really needs to be respected and I'd advise against it if you don't have a good reason for taking it.  You really need to have very close friends, a distance from strangers and crowds, and a defined intention coming into the trip that you're willing to stick to, before tripping is a good idea.  The same goes for LSD.  I actually just recently wrote a short set of guidelines to taking psychedelics for the first time, I can post it here if people are actually interested.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 24 Feb 2008, 20:36
Please do so. I've tripped many times on many different things, but there's always the possibility that you've thought of something I haven't for maximizing the pleasant effects and minimizing the not-so-pleasant effects. I'd be interested in reading it either way.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 24 Feb 2008, 23:21
NO.
maybe (probably) i'm just not as good of a reference for high end liquors as you. if i'm mixing liquors and chaser i just don't care. i should probably be enlightened.


ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!

Based on what I can recall of the wine, I'm pretty sure it was a late-harvest gewurztraminer from 2004 or 2005. Luckily, I sampled it in my wine course at culinary school, and I can find out the name of the wine from my instructor tomorrow.

it's just california doesn't turn out a bunch of well-done, value-based wine.

What about Two Buck Chuck?

In all seriousness though, you are right about most decent wines from Cali being overpriced. As far as the New World style of being too fruit heavy, I enjoy that as long as the winemakers don't add extra sugar on top of it (Franzia, I'm talking to you). YMMV

the thing that is wonderful/sucks is that when you really know wine, you always think "i like this" and balance it with "darn, i know this sucks." haha/sad, especially when it comes to american cabs.


i really want to do an age poll for the forum here, but i'm 99% sure it's been done last week.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 25 Feb 2008, 00:42
OK, on request, here is the tl;dr post of the thread (especially considering that this thread is most often read by drunk people) ... I'm copy/pasting this from a message board post in which I responded to the question of how I optimized conditions for psychedelic use.  I think I'm fairly confident that people who decide to take psychedelics would do well to at least read this to get a sense of the concerns that should probably be involved.  It's by no means a complete guide (there are pages and pages worth of stuff that I would say if I wanted to write something I could call "complete"), but it lays out at least the skeleton of an adequately-prepared-for trip (in my opinion, at least ... plenty of people have taken strong stances considerably more liberal or more conservative than mine in terms of the question of what constitutes "adequate preparation.")

I've seen several successful strategies develop for usage of psychedelics that tend to fit the following criteria:

(1) Accessible to people beyond the current psychedelic subculture
(2) Conducive to personal enjoyment
(3) Provides safety net for anyone having an unpleasant experience
(4) Offers a setting ready to respond positively to self-expression

I feel as if, in the context of "recreational" psychedelics usage (which I think is going to be the status quo until there is a lawful and structured system by which they can be explored), these are the four things that really need to be present. An informal, recreational setting that provides each of these four things is probably as close as any average person is going to come right now to an optimal setting (optimal dosage and set are of course personal responsibility).

I was personally introduced to psychedelics in a large group setting ... generally about 20-30 people together with ~30-50% on varying doses of psychedelics (higher ratios are possible as the experience level of the group as a whole increases and/or the size of the group decreases). I've done this quite a few times now and I feel as if it works pretty well given a few guidelines:
1. Stress the ground rules to trippers (fire burns, cars are real, you cannot fly, trust your companions)
2. Do something that's fun in and of itself (my favorite large-group tripping activities are group art projects and a visit to the zoo, partially because they're both good for first-time users)
3. Sober people need to be acutely mindful of trippers (a buddy system has too much going for it to not be used, I'd consider it a requirement).

The large-group scenario is rare, though, at least among people who don't already regularly engage in drug use (and furthermore, mixing people who use lots of drugs with people who don't sometimes leads to false impressions of drug use itself among those less experienced). So it's much more likely that a small-group scenario will be the best fit for a new psychedelic explorer.

Small-group guidelines:
1. HIGH level of trust among all members of the group (essential!)
2. At least one sober and responsible friend who knows they're the go-to person and is OK with that (essential in first-time scenarios!)
3. At least one significantly experienced person present (tripping or not) if possible
4. More than one tripper (so that trippers have someone to relate to within the context of their altered state).
5. Stay away from crowds and strangers.
6. Have what I would call "friendly resources" ... familiar and well-liked music (The Beatles being a great default go-to in my opinion), thought-provoking works of art, film, or music to contemplate, physically comfortable places to hang out in, familiar environments if outdoors, etc. Basically, try to prepare an array of options that can be relied upon to provide enjoyment.

The idea behind these guidelines, in both scenarios, are to provide a safety net while encouraging as wide a variety of opportunities for beneficial experiences as possible. Something as simple as listening to an exceptionally good album or climbing a tree can be a powerfully affecting experience.  Say what you like about the "genuine benefit" of psychedelic experiences, but there's no arguing that if you've already made the decision to take psychedelics, you're best off encouraging opportunities for fascination, enthusiasm, and wonder.

The last first-time scenario is the solo trip, which is really only a good idea in exceptional cases. A solo trip is OK given the following:
1. The solo first-timer can avoid contact with anyone who doesn't already know that they're tripping (and WHY, which is of huge importance in any solo trip in my opinion).
2. The first-timer already is VERY familiar with the surroundings in which they'll trip (perhaps a rural setting they've lived in or extensively explored before)
3. The intention for the trip is VERY well-defined. This is clearly a very personal thing and I can't exactly prescribe guidelines for it.

Basically, there's a spectrum of what characterizes a good opportunity for first-time experience. On one side, freedom and spontaneity is maximized, social interaction is encouraged, and introspective experience is to a certain extent expected (we are talking about psychedelic experience after all) and people are prepared for it, but it not necessarily part of the intention. This is best expressed in the large-group scenario and it's probably best characterized as the extroverted option. On the other side of the spectrum, the experience has a much more strongly defined intention, social interaction is probably kept to a minimum (to reduce distractions), and the introverted aspects of psychedelic experience are stressed. This is obviously best seen in the solo-trip scenario.

Some final overall guidelines that apply more or less universally:
1. Set intention FIRST. Whether it is the intention to join the group and have a good time, and explore what comes, or it's the intention to specifically and deliberately explore oneself or a certain aspect of oneself, the intention needs to be there. Taking psychedelics because of boredom is simply never a good idea.
2. Avoid authority figures in general. This obviously goes beyond just the cops. If you have to go home to your parents when you're done tripping and pretend it didn't happen, DON'T TRIP. Self-reliance is really important.
3. First-timers should never take more than 2-3 grams of mushrooms or 1 hit of acid. Always use less than a "standard dose" the first time, at least insofar as a "standard dose" is what an experienced user of psychedelics would "routinely" use. (I understand that there is really no "routine" to psychedelic usage but I'm sure you get what I'm trying to say.)

Well, if you're interested, there it is.  As I'm sure you've gathered, this is something I think about quite often and take quite seriously.  It would feel weird to hijack the drunk thread and turn it into Serious Discussion About Drugs, although if that's what happens I'll go with the flow.  I'll see how that pans out, maybe a new thread is in the works if people are enthusiastic about discussing this.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 25 Feb 2008, 01:19
That's a good primer. I would add just one item to the solo tripper's guidelines.

4. Make sure a sober friend knows you are tripping and will be available to talk to you/help you if things take a turn.

I've had a two friends call the paramedics on themselves because they thought they were dying from low doses of psilocybin (.5-3.5g). Barring extremely unusual circumstances, doses that low can't kill you, and one of my friends wound up doing time over the incident. Easily avoidable with the right precautions

my favorite large-group tripping activities ... visit to the zoo

That sounds like a lot of fun, if I could get over my general paranoia and total distrust of strangers when tripping. Regardless of how low I dose, I always think that everyeone I meet knows I am tripping, and it freaks me out.
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Post by: Patrick on 25 Feb 2008, 06:14
In all seriousness though, you are right about most decent wines from Cali being overpriced.

Go for some Wente. If it sells for 20 Euros in Luxembourg, the overpriced capital of the world, everywhere else (if you can find it) should probably have it around $15, and in my hometown it sells for like $5 to 10.

To be fair, though, the reason it sells for $5 to 10 in my hometown is the fact that, well, the vineyard is in my hometown.

Either way though, that shit is gooooooood.
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Post by: supersheep on 25 Feb 2008, 06:59
That's an excellent post, wizard - anyone intending to engage in psychedelic use, make sure to follow it. It's basically been the routine I've followed the few times I have used them (although when six drunk people I barely know arrive at my house five minutes after taking LSD for the first time, it was not EXACTLY so easy to follow them - luckily we decided to retire to another mate's room).

EDIT: Also, it's important to know that you will be gone for a long time - eight to twelve hours for LSD or mushrooms. Try, as much as you can anyways, to accept this and not want it to end - I've gotten into slightly unpleasant states because I was bored of tripping and wanted to go back to normal-land. Nothing crazy, just feeling a bit mopey and crap.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 25 Feb 2008, 09:31
If you're tripping and your sober buddy doesn't know about it, that's a much serious screwup than any of the mistakes I warned against.  That's just plain dumb.  A "sober buddy" is defined as someone who's consciously accompanying a tripper on their journey as a spotter of sorts.  Without that agreement before dosage, you're just giving your friend a nasty surprise when you start talking nonsense about time and space and they're sitting there wondering what the fuck you're on.

The zoo is great because it is hardly ever crowded!  At least, the Philadelphia zoo isn't crowded, usually.  It's also socially acceptable at the zoo to be completely silent the entire time and interact only with animals, which makes it a lot easier (especially if you pay your way in before your drugs start to kick in).

The long duration of psychedelic experiences is definitely worth mentioning.  LSD is 8-12 hours, period, no matter what.  However, there are ways to shorten the duration of a mushroom trip (which is already an hour or two shorter than an LSD trip) ... if you either make tea out of the mushrooms, or crush them to powder and dissolve them in lemon juice before taking them, the trip will come on faster, it will be more intense while it is around (a 2-gram dose of mushrooms will probably feel like a 3-gram dose for the time it's in effect), and you will come down an hour or two early.  It's possible to have a mushroom trip that only lasts 4-5 hours, if you prepare them right.
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Post by: amok on 25 Feb 2008, 11:42
If you're tripping and your sober buddy doesn't know about it, that's a much serious screwup than any of the mistakes I warned against.  That's just plain dumb.  A "sober buddy" is defined as someone who's consciously accompanying a tripper on their journey as a spotter of sorts.  Without that agreement before dosage, you're just giving your friend a nasty surprise when you start talking nonsense about time and space and they're sitting there wondering what the fuck you're on.

yeah this. it's kinda disrespectful to just start trippin' balls around people who don't even know it's coming. I mean I've done just about every drug under the sun and this would still annoy me (and be kinda irresponsible because a random sober person is a hell of a lot less helpful to the tripper than someone who knows what to expect)

also what's sober and where did all my whisky go
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 25 Feb 2008, 11:54
I meant make sure that you have a friend you can get in contact with who knows that you're on hallucinogens and is OK with helping you out if you come to that point, not just randomly showing up all like "OH HAI GAIS, IM ON TEH ACIDZ"
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Post by: amok on 25 Feb 2008, 12:07
it's proabbly wroth noting that I didn't really hav ethe attention span to read beyond what I quoted from the wizard guy

so if it seemed like I was having a go at you (or anyone) that's not the case I just agree with what he said :-D

you are both right it seems :)
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 25 Feb 2008, 12:14
That's not how I interpreted it. I just thought that I had left my point fairly ambiguous.
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Post by: Patrick on 25 Feb 2008, 13:31
If I ever decide to try hallucinogens (unlikely, I'm afraid of what might happen while I'm out of it), I will have a paper sign taped to my chest saying "lol, lsd".
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Post by: amok on 25 Feb 2008, 13:38
yeah the first time I did acid I made post it notes that said 'it's ok you're on drugs' and stuck 'em around the room
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Post by: öde on 25 Feb 2008, 14:17
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.
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Post by: Patrick on 25 Feb 2008, 14:32
Tell that to Dr. Timothy Leary. In related news, it does not surprise me that he was a Berkeley native.

I'm drinking Grolsch and Grolsch is kindof shit.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 25 Feb 2008, 21:49
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!

It was Navarro Vineyards late-harvest 2006 Gewurztraminer. It cost $30 in Atlanta, so probably $25 or so outsideof a majorcity.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 26 Feb 2008, 04:46
I completely forgot about this thread last night, but I am super hanging off the world's cheapest cider. I also was introduced by the lead singer of Fandangle to the lead singer of Reel Big Fish. It was surreal.
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Post by: amok on 26 Feb 2008, 08:57
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.

ceci nest pas une pipe either
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Post by: calenlass on 26 Feb 2008, 22:21
Fuck all of you ass-shitters who mix your goddamn drinks. Ain't no finer time to be had than on this here Knob Creekj,
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Post by: David_Dovey on 26 Feb 2008, 23:38
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.

Tell that to Dr Albert Hoffman!
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Post by: Patrick on 27 Feb 2008, 08:33
Didn't he die last year or '06 something? I am pretty sure it was right around the time James Brown died.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 27 Feb 2008, 08:48
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.

ceci nest pas une pipe either

And why is that Monsieur Magritte?
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 27 Feb 2008, 12:47
Didn't he die last year or '06 something? I am pretty sure it was right around the time James Brown died.

Nope!  He's still alive, and 102 years old to boot.
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Post by: Patrick on 27 Feb 2008, 13:16
Yeah, suck it, WORLD, if you invent LSD it'll make you live to be 102 AND THEN SOME, god willing.
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Post by: pen on 29 Feb 2008, 22:27
la la la la la

tipsy and bored... blah blah... i'm gonna go see about dancing now.
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Post by: Surgoshan on 29 Feb 2008, 23:25
Yeah.  I'm a little drunk.  I shouldn't be, but there ya go.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Mar 2008, 01:52
FUCK BUDWEISER.

King of hangovers.

Assclown
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Post by: Patrick on 01 Mar 2008, 02:07
I haven't gotten wedding-drunk in too long. :(
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Mar 2008, 02:55
UPDATE: Orange Juice & lifting weights makes the hangover go away.

Wedding-Drunk is fun. Unless you get wedding-drunk on just champagne. Champagne is not a good all-night beverage.
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Post by: amok on 01 Mar 2008, 04:41
Lies; champagne is great as long as you're not paying!
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Post by: Surgoshan on 01 Mar 2008, 23:29
Champagne is always great until the next morning.  Then you visit ouch town.



Here's a thought; the worst thing about alcoholism?  Having the beer shits every day.
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Post by: negative creep on 02 Mar 2008, 00:00
I don't mind that. You get used to it.

And god damnit, happy belated birthday to Albert Hofmann!
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 02 Mar 2008, 00:33
I am way too drunk right now.  I am having trouble spelling things, and that is not a good sign.
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Post by: ZJGent on 02 Mar 2008, 05:03
last night was fantastic - I think I drank enough coffee liqueur to kill a smaller mammal. Admittedly, I am now nursing the Adam of all headaches (to whit: the first horrible headache from which all minor headaches and supplementary twinges were begotten). But it was worth it at the time.

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Post by: Patrick on 02 Mar 2008, 14:50
I would like you all to know that I do not ever get hangovers, and that it is a family trait (Scots-Irish, English, and German).

Have a nice day!
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Post by: ledhendrix on 02 Mar 2008, 14:57
Sometimes i get hangovers, other times i do not. I think when i drink wine i get hangovers but i'm not entirely sure about that. If i'm going to be scientific about this i should probably do a couple of experiments.
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Post by: Patrick on 02 Mar 2008, 15:03
We should all drink like 5 Irish car bombs and rate our hangovers with a small review article (<300 words) and a 10-point scale, lowest being 1.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 02 Mar 2008, 18:57
@ledhendrix: You might just be having a reaction to something in the wine. I don't remember which chemical causes it, but a portion of the population gets severe headaches after even a sip of red wine.

@KJS: This is an excellent idea. I will participate as soon as I find a pub that doesn't serve half-assed Irish Car Bombs. A 1/2 pint of Guinness does not an Irish Car Bomb make.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 03 Mar 2008, 19:59
UPDATE: The Guinness Surger (http://youtube.com/watch?v=au9K9z4XzOc&feature=related) is coming to America!

It will only be available to bars, which defeats the point IMO, but I work at a bar, so there is a good chance I can get one along with the canned beer from there.

I've seen some mixed reviews on it, so does anyone from Europe have experience with one of these, and if so, are they as awesome as they sound?
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Post by: 0bsessions on 03 Mar 2008, 20:23
@KJS: This is an excellent idea. I will participate as soon as I find a pub that doesn't serve half-assed Irish Car Bombs. A 1/2 pint of Guinness does not an Irish Car Bomb make.

I'm pretty sure it's extremely rare, if it even exists in America. I've lived in New England all my life (One of the more Irish influenced areas in the US) and in three years of barhopping up here, I haven't come across a bar that does car bombs quite right. There's a lot of reasons I can see for this:

1. It'll cause a fucking mess. Serving a car bomb in a pint glass tends to result in a big mess unless you're a good hand at it. In a bar setting, 9 times out of 10, you're going to end up with Guinness all over the floor if you're filling a full pint, like you should be.

2. It's a good, quick buzz and it's hard to keep track of when the bar is busy. I've been to some bars that don't even serve them on extremely busy nights, as it'll get some people too drunk too fast.

3. Some people simply do not know how to drink a fucking car bomb. Time and again, I've seen someone drink half of it, stop and then finish. This is bad news. If you can't handle the full pint in one go, drink a bit of the Guinness on its own before dropping the shot. The last thing bars need is a bunch of idiots doing this and then all getting sick at once. I've seen it happen at parties and this is why I will not serve someone a car bomb at my apartment unless I've seen them do it right before or I really, really trust them.

It doesn't help that a lot of bars just don't seem to know how to make one. I had an occasion up in Lowell, MA where I got some coworkers and friends together for a going away party for when I moved to Boston. Five of us ordered car bombs. The bartender proceeds to make each car bomb individually and drop the shot glass in herself before moving onto the next. Fortunately, my friend Mike and I were the only ones paying attention to this and I grabbed the last one as she dropped it and he ordered a separate one as he'd been late, so ours were fine, but the other four were fucking rank, apparently.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 03 Mar 2008, 22:20
I've never done a car bomb, because I am against them on principle.  I am generally not a fan of mixed drinks, especially mixed drinks involving beer.  I get that you might need to mix liquor with something to make it more palatable, but dammit, if you're mixing beer, that's just silliness. 
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 04 Mar 2008, 00:00
Five of us ordered car bombs. The bartender proceeds to make each car bomb individually and drop the shot glass in herself before moving onto the next.

That's terrible. How could anyone not know that Bailey's will curdle, let alone a bartender?

I've lived in New England all my life (One of the more Irish influenced areas in the US) and in three years of barhopping up here, I haven't come across a bar that does car bombs quite right.

Really? We have 2 in Atlanta that I know of. One is in a trendy section of town and overcharges for their ICBs ($ for the pint, plus the cost of Jameson's& Bailey's), and I refuse to give them money.  The other is temporarily closed due to some licensing issues. If and when they reopen, I'll be a happy man. $2 pints and $6 Car Bombs is where it's at.
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Post by: carrotosaurus on 04 Mar 2008, 06:47
dammit, if you're mixing beer, that's just silliness. 

Unless you're making black and tans!!!!!
I agree though, car bombs, flaming dr. peppers and boilermakers lead me to believe that mixing things with beer is always going to end badly.
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Post by: supersheep on 04 Mar 2008, 11:28
Why is it that drinks based on Guinness always have terrorism-related names?
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Post by: 0bsessions on 04 Mar 2008, 11:44
Well, there's a few other variations as far as explosions and shit, it's not just a Guinness thing. There's the Irish Train Wreck (whiskey glass dropped into a pitcher of Guinness and passed around quick), Tijuana carbomb (Kahlua and tequila dropped into Mexican beer), Jamaican carbomb (rum and rum cream dropped into red stripe).
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Post by: calenlass on 04 Mar 2008, 19:46
Well shit. I am leaving tomorrow, but at least I got good and proper-wrecked before I leave.
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Post by: blaha 41 on 04 Mar 2008, 22:57
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!

It was Navarro Vineyards late-harvest 2006 Gewurztraminer. It cost $30 in Atlanta, so probably $25 or so outsideof a majorcity.

I will google said bottle to see if i can find it in nyc. on a sad note: why is shipping wine so expensive? i have so many gifts i have to give across the country, and the one thing that i know aside from literature is wine. no one reads the books you send them, but everyone drinks the wine you give them.

i gave my friend a book about shakespeare sr. year of college for her birthday. five years later we're having lunch together and someone uses the quotation "out damned spot!", and she not only doesn't recall the play, she also doesn't know it's shakespeare. yes, there is a chapter on that quotation, haha/:sad!

edit/modify: I've googled said bottle, and it sounds delicious. gewurtz is truly a noble grape. "lychee" is one word that triggers me to think "you may love this wine!"

Five of us ordered car bombs. The bartender proceeds to make each car bomb individually and drop the shot glass in herself before moving onto the next.

That's terrible. How could anyone not know that Bailey's will curdle, let alone a bartender?

I've lived in New England all my life (One of the more Irish influenced areas in the US) and in three years of barhopping up here, I haven't come across a bar that does car bombs quite right.

Really? We have 2 in Atlanta that I know of. One is in a trendy section of town and overcharges for their ICBs ($ for the pint, plus the cost of Jameson's& Bailey's), and I refuse to give them money.  The other is temporarily closed due to some licensing issues. If and when they reopen, I'll be a happy man. $2 pints and $6 Car Bombs is where it's at.

i quit intentionally hanging out with my friends who do carbombs because, when I reached age 25, i realized there is nothing in my life so sorrowful, that I need to resort to conducting terrorist attacks against my own body.

dammit, if you're mixing beer, that's just silliness. 

Unless you're making black and tans!!!!!
I agree though, car bombs, flaming dr. peppers and boilermakers lead me to believe that mixing things with beer is always going to end badly.

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when they say black and tans. they mean the kind from the cans. we don't got time to mix it all together. i'm a very busy man, man. she says i kinda dig the awkward silences. because i grew up in denial and went to school in massachussetts. he said hi, i like to party on the problem blocks. and i can't stand it when the banging stops.- craig finn

this is in the running for my favorite lyric of the 2000's.


so slight topic change: how do people date when there is no alcohol involved? apparently, i'm doing it because i've been seeing this girl for over a month now, and somehow, it has only involved a bar ONCE. it feels like high school. i think it works though because she's as smart as i am, which, normally, is not the case (which is generally my fault). edit/modify: being able to talk about the same things is apparently a wonderful thing. who knew that there are females who want to hear about the symbolism of the crying of lot 49!

edit/ps: I am kind of dumb.. it's just that i have bad taste in women and life.
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Post by: Eris on 05 Mar 2008, 00:11
Why should alcohol be a major part of dating? Do you need it to have a good time? Does it make you a more interesting person? Not really. It generally makes people do silly things that they regret in the morning. I would have thought that not drinking would be a good thing in dating, as they get to know you, not what you do while drunk.

Hell, I am not an expert at dating, and I hardly drink, but it seems to make sense this way. I have seen too many people get drunk, make out, then regret it the next day. Or they will not remember what they did the night before, and find out they ended up cheating on their boy/girlfriend.
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Post by: Patrick on 05 Mar 2008, 03:48
The last two days have been pretty excellent. There was beer, there was a cute lady, there was a jazz concert, and then there was a goodnight kiss (oh shit my first ever what). The following day consisted of makeouts.

tl;dr if you drink beer you will have makeouts.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Mar 2008, 13:48
I feel like I recently graduated to a whole new level of being incredibly fucked up. I've been abusing substances to such a ridiculous degree even I've started to get worried. On the bright side, I've been doing it out in the real world, with real people! So you guys have been free of my abuse, which I think makes everyone happy.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Mar 2008, 14:04
Just remember that if your real body dies, you won't be able to live on in here.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Mar 2008, 14:51
Actually I should live forever on the internet. My sporadic posting as of late is mostly due to me spending time developing a bot that will post for me after my inevitable overdose. It's a fairly simple program, I mean all it really has to do is disagree with Tommy, make fun of everyone with less than 500 posts or a year on the board, and occasionally post pictures of giant horse cocks.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Mar 2008, 15:00
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/Wildkyn/itcouldwork.jpg)

LIFE!! GIVE MY CREATION, LIIIIIIIIFE!!!!
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Post by: redglasscurls on 05 Mar 2008, 18:30
god I hate Gene Wilder
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Mar 2008, 18:40
What? I'll fight you.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 05 Mar 2008, 18:41
He is completely terrifying in every role he's ever played.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Mar 2008, 19:41
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where they're rowing
Or which way the water's flowing
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Post by: Eris on 05 Mar 2008, 21:45
That is both a terrifiying and awesome scene. My faveourite part of the movie, actually. I was disappointed the new version didn't have that bit.
I loved Gene Wilder in Alice In Wonderland, and also Blazing Saddles. I mean, he was creepy, but also good! Apparently he had cancer. I thought he was dead, but is still alive!

Oh, topic of thread. Apparently I am going out tonight. My housemates have bought beer and goon, and I have vodka, so I may post in here properly later.
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Post by: blaha 41 on 05 Mar 2008, 23:35
Why should alcohol be a major part of dating? Do you need it to have a good time? Does it make you a more interesting person? Not really. It generally makes people do silly things that they regret in the morning. I would have thought that not drinking would be a good thing in dating, as they get to know you, not what you do while drunk.

Hell, I am not an expert at dating, and I hardly drink, but it seems to make sense this way. I have seen too many people get drunk, make out, then regret it the next day. Or they will not remember what they did the night before, and find out they ended up cheating on their boy/girlfriend.
yes, but the "me" they get to know is obsessed with things other than them... i.e., i would never want my daughter to date someone like me. i'm obsessed with work, i drink slightly too much, and i'm entirely superficial.

the sober girls have not worked out for me, but the drunk girls have... so it is unnerving to see a sober girl enjoy my sober company.

god I hate Gene Wilder

wrong answer

What? I'll fight you.

right answer.
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Post by: Eris on 05 Mar 2008, 23:51
I still don't understand your reasoning behind having to get drunk to have a successful relationship. They would have to see that obsessive side sooner or later; might as well see it from the start, upfront and honest-like. But then again, it sounds as if you've found someone who likes you anyway, so, uh, good for you!

Also, my night is going to consist of reading textbooks. No drinkin' for me.
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 04:51
Blazing Saddles

Best damn film ever committed to the acetate.

I am going to be honest here and say that neither of us were drunk by time the makeouts actually occurred, so yeah, I'm not an alkie.
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Post by: supersheep on 06 Mar 2008, 05:09
Why alcohol is seen as leading to relationships: lots of people are afraid to tell the pretty chap or lady they like that they like them. Alcohol provides them with both the courage to do so and the ability to cover it up as not being that important if they are rejected. Also, a lot of socialising takes places around alcohol - therefore you meet new people and so on.

The only ever 'date' I have ever been on involved the pub. I find it's a fairly relaxing, not much pressure place to get to know someone, more so than dinner or something would be. Plus, the alcohol aids conversation.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 06 Mar 2008, 11:38
I still don't understand your reasoning behind having to get drunk to have a successful relationship. They would have to see that obsessive side sooner or later; might as well see it from the start, upfront and honest-like. But then again, it sounds as if you've found someone who likes you anyway, so, uh, good for you!

Also, my night is going to consist of reading textbooks. No drinkin' for me.

I'm more saying that you have to give each other a little buzz to have a successful start to a relationship. You know it's usually going nowhere when you ask someone out, but you do it because she looks good enough and you maybe have one obvious thing in common. the older you get (i'm 26) the more nights you just need to get touched and rub up against something plush so to speak so the more this happens, and alcohol makes it easier for it to happen.

grabbing a drink together is such a safe date. if it sucks, then you gulp your drink and leave. if it doesn't she may have enough that she has an excuse to sleep with you or see you again. wash rinse and repeat about four times before you stop calling each other.

My friend was trying to date someone who was 20 this winter, and he asked me, "Do you remember what we did on dates before we were 21?"



Why alcohol is seen as leading to relationships: lots of people are afraid to tell the pretty chap or lady they like that they like them. Alcohol provides them with both the courage to do so and the ability to cover it up as not being that important if they are rejected. Also, a lot of socialising takes places around alcohol - therefore you meet new people and so on.

The only ever 'date' I have ever been on involved the pub. I find it's a fairly relaxing, not much pressure place to get to know someone, more so than dinner or something would be. Plus, the alcohol aids conversation.
it's so hard to meet people when you're out of school. most everyone i know works until at least 8pm if not 9:30pm so it's not like we can do the stupid NY Times' "how to meet people" suggestions like joining a co-ed softball team or whatever. the only things that are open when you get out of work are the bars. so you go to work, go to the bar, and go home.

typing this is depressing me. i've only met people because of work for nearly three years now. i should go back to grad school just for the dating.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 12:15
I'm more saying that you have to give each other a little buzz to have a successful start to a relationship.

And pocket vibrator sales go through the roof
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 07 Mar 2008, 11:25
Oh man, I had this page opened from like 2:30AM to somewhere around 4AM*.

My parents went out of town for a few days, so I invited three two friends over(stupid hangover chris counts himself as a friend). We got a 24 pack of budweiser(blech, but the only thing I could get at that time of night). I had 12 of them because my friends egged me on once I was a bit drunk. I downed the last 4 and spilled some on my jeans, which I just remembered I need to wash now. I said some stuff**, and now I'm apologizing over MSN. I drank some Listorine to stay drunk when my friends were gone, and that's sad.


ALCOHOLING IS FUN?


*I have no recollection of when or how I went to sleep, though I remember most of the events that night other than that.

**Not bad stuff, but it was to a girl, and I'm certain I made an ass of myself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 07 Mar 2008, 17:11
Oh man, I had this page opened from like 2:30AM to somewhere around 4AM*.

My parents went out of town for a few days, so I invited three two friends over(stupid hangover chris counts himself as a friend). We got a 24 pack of budweiser(blech, but the only thing I could get at that time of night). I had 12 of them because my friends egged me on once I was a bit drunk. I downed the last 4 and spilled some on my jeans, which I just remembered I need to wash now. I said some stuff**, and now I'm apologizing over MSN. I drank some Listorine to stay drunk when my friends were gone, and that's sad.


ALCOHOLING IS FUN?


*I have no recollection of when or how I went to sleep, though I remember most of the events that night other than that.

**Not bad stuff, but it was to a girl, and I'm certain I made an ass of myself.

are you serious about the listerine thing? that seems so dangerous. i've never even heard of it happening in real life. apparently i'm going to the wrong parties haha.

i made dinner for a friend last night (shrimp linguini with a caper, white wine, and chive  butter sauce that was stellar). she paid for the ingredients, too, which was quite a good trade off. we rocked an sardinian vermentino and then a Alsatian pinot blanc.

she got drunk enough that she, like you, called the next day to apologize for everything she didn't remember saying. haha :0).


ps. may i ask how old you guys are?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 07 Mar 2008, 18:58
Most of us are uni students and young professionals (so early-mid 20s), with a light smattering of high school students and some older folks.


There are not enough pubs in this country. Goddammit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 07 Mar 2008, 19:35
Most of us are uni students and young professionals (so early-mid 20s), with a light smattering of high school students and some older folks.

And some of us are older than dirt, but only by a few years.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 08 Mar 2008, 00:19
APPORPRIATELY POSTING INT HE APPROPRIATE THREAD
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 08 Mar 2008, 01:06
Hahahaha you fuckers have no idea. You have no fucking idea.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 08 Mar 2008, 01:24
Fuck you I have lots of ideas.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 08 Mar 2008, 06:57
Turns out I had no fucking idea either.

I'm goin to bed, internet.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 08 Mar 2008, 07:34
[ps. may i ask how old you guys are?

Everyone's above the legal drinking age, officer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 08 Mar 2008, 11:56
18 is legal here. I'm good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 09 Mar 2008, 00:46
[ps. may i ask how old you guys are?

Everyone's above the legal drinking age, officer.

i was more concerned with whether or not my continued detailing of which wine i was drinking might be appreciated (or whether or not it would be considered to be obnoxious to talk about things other than tall boys and jack). 16yr olds don't tend to enjoy a bottle of Gigondas alone on a Saturday.

Sadly, I can't drink this weekend because my doctor said I was in the tail end of an intestinal virus. SWEET!

ps. i lied, i don't have a doctor... or health insurance! i have a friend's dad who diagnoses me over the phone :0/
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Mar 2008, 03:03
New discovery. Sweet vermouth + triple sec + spiced rum = Bazooka bubble gum.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 10 Mar 2008, 19:49
I saw the prettiest girl.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 10 Mar 2008, 19:49
Like maybe ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 10 Mar 2008, 21:33
My friend was trying to date someone who was 20 this winter, and he asked me, "Do you remember what we did on dates before we were 21?"

Go out for food, head back to his place.  If he needs alcohol to have nerve around women, then have a bottle or two of wine handy, and watch a movie that is good, but not so good that you will mind missing the end (because of makeouts, woo!)

I haven't dated anyone under 21 since I turned 18, so I have much experience when it comes to cross-legal age dating.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Spluff on 10 Mar 2008, 22:16
That sounds more like a 21+ date.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 10 Mar 2008, 23:17
life isn't as funny when you're sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 11 Mar 2008, 07:21
There's this one guy at my mum's Friday night dinner group (I go most weeks) and he is always drunk and when he's drunk he smokes inside and smoking inside is not only inconsiderate (I would not like to share the cancer, thanks) but illegal. I wish he would go away. I told him to fuck off when I was pretty buzzed this week and I'm really happy with myself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Mar 2008, 04:16
Thank fuck for tea breaks. At the moment my work is unbelievably boring as i have had nothing to do. A little green herb was exactly what i needed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: PickItUpPutItDown on 12 Mar 2008, 05:42
I was drunk once.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 12 Mar 2008, 15:48
Man, guys, please tell me why the fuck you would get drunk off your ass when you are sick, especially when that sick is a sinus infection? Where is the sense in that?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Elizzybeth on 12 Mar 2008, 15:59
People self-medicate for all kinds of things.  Including sinus infections, apparently?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 13 Mar 2008, 00:26
Man, guys, please tell me why the fuck you would get drunk off your ass when you are sick, especially when that sick is a sinus infection? Where is the sense in that?

Drugs don't have to cure your symptoms to be effective

its like nyquil. nyquil doesn't make my symptoms go away, I just stop giving a rat's ass about them because all i can think about is why nyquil comes in red and green instead of blue and red and why it tastes like red and green instead of real flavors and all of a sudden five hours have gone by but it only seems like 45 minutes and my breath has gone shallow and I see movement at the cornerof my eye and i hate time dilation and robotripping is not fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 13 Mar 2008, 06:03
I am not sober! Drunk enough to be fuzzy at the edges, sober enough to be able to type as well at I normally do!

Best kind of drunk, beccause I can talk to people and say things I normally wouldn't and they can understand what I am saying.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: carrotosaurus on 13 Mar 2008, 07:15
I just got back from St. Lucia and the rum haze surrounding me is incredible.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 13 Mar 2008, 07:38
My favorite kind of hallucinations are the ones where you've been awake and travelling for three full days. God that is fun.

I've never actually tried any other way of obtaining hallucinations though so whatever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 13 Mar 2008, 12:48
I haven't gotten drunk in forever, anyone want to come drink with me?

All of my friends who drink have graduated, and my current roommates almost never drink and never want to go to the bars so I haven't had more than like 1 beer since new years.  I'm going to visit my brother next week so I might go to the bars then, but he doesn't drink and I always feel awkward around him if I drink a bunch, so maybe not.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 15 Mar 2008, 16:31
holy bags of fuck i am not capable of typing really well right now hahahaha

so yeah i played music with a bunch of my friensd (we're a cover band I guess?) at this going-away party for our singer's friend, who is moving away to malta. real fucking chore, right? to move to malta? best start a charity drive for them and their future suffering.

anyway, after the 5th or 6hh guinness i kindof lost track of how many i had, so i just kept drinking and fucking around with my friends. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

it really is a shame that there were no ladies at the party who were even cute when i was drunk. it also does not help that all the good-looking ladies i know are either married or in aemerica.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 16 Mar 2008, 22:35
you know what fuck yhou thread.

I know I amnt sober.

I don't need you to tell me the notwise.

FUCK YOU THEAD. FUCK YOU.
ALSO COCKTHIRSTY THUNDERCUNTS UIA HAVENT SLEPT IN THREE DYAS.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 17 Mar 2008, 05:31
My drunken post was fucking pathetic. God damn it.

COCKTHIRSTY THUNDERCUNTS

WE HAVE A WINNER
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 18 Mar 2008, 01:17
there is a bottle of vodka on the table in my sisters apartment.

my sisters apartment is in rome. i'm going to the coloseum in two hours and im a bit tipsy.

fuck yeah life rocks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 19 Mar 2008, 12:54
I am arguably sober by this point but I have a lot of regrets and I feel like I'm going to be sick so I feel like I have a place in this thread.

I've never actually tried any other way of obtaining hallucinations though so whatever.

I HAVE SOME SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR YOU, PATRICK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 21 Mar 2008, 11:40
so apparently port/dessert wine is the best for watching TV before you go to bed... one normal size glass is enough for three seinfeld episoes AND it keeps for a week at a time.

it's definitely not good wine for the wire/deadwood though. too much happiness doesn't work well
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Neuvost on 21 Mar 2008, 23:50
I am so drunk right now, let me tell you. It was a grammar adventure just typing these sentences. This kid was driving towards some common destination, and I was in a van full of guy and girls from this party and I just kept giving him directions to my house. He followed them, and I got out of a moving minivan, simple as that. This brings me to my love of two things: Brooklyn and spring break. Let's rock.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Mar 2008, 00:09
There was something about your post. It just felt, a little confusing, but completely pure. I think you've had an epiphany. Its too bad you won't even remember you posted this in the morning while you're puking your guts out worshipping the porcelain goddess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 22 Mar 2008, 13:09
I am so drunk right now, let me tell you. It was a grammar adventure just typing these sentences. This kid was driving towards some common destination, and I was in a van full of guy and girls from this party and I just kept giving him directions to my house. He followed them, and I got out of a moving minivan, simple as that. This brings me to my love of two things: Brooklyn and spring break. Let's rock.

I read this, and then I read it again as though Craig Finn was singing it. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 22 Mar 2008, 17:30
I am so drunk right now, let me tell you. It was a grammar adventure just typing these sentences. This kid was driving towards some common destination, and I was in a van full of guy and girls from this party and I just kept giving him directions to my house. He followed them, and I got out of a moving minivan, simple as that. This brings me to my love of two things: Brooklyn and spring break. Let's rock.

I read this, and then I read it again as though Craig Finn was singing it. 

genius on three levels. this sobriety is killing me. it's weird how you don't end up drunk when you're hanging out with people you actually like.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 22 Mar 2008, 22:58
Tequila : Bad Decisions :: Something : Something else that inevitably follows the previous something

Girls, man... shit, what the fuck, they're always  all like "blah blah blah" and you're all "say whaaat?" and they're all "blee blee blee".  It's fucking ridiculous. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 23 Mar 2008, 00:46
Bugles, beer, and Lillies and Tides LP, and all my friends are passed out.


Fuckin' stoners.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 23 Mar 2008, 11:40
hey guys what is happening in here are you guys drinking oh my gosh that is awesome can i drink with you
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 23 Mar 2008, 11:41
I AM SO FUCKING BAD AT USING INTERNET
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 25 Mar 2008, 01:18
i've just zoomed past sobriety! I'm enjoying the end of a bottle of negroamaro from Salento, and I'm philosophizing (I can't believe that "philosophizing" is a word in Firefox's spell checker) about seinfeld, life, and how boring my life is compared to michael bluth's.

- Elaine is REALLY hot in the later seasons. Just SO hot.
- tarragon is my favorite herb/spice.
- the 8th season of seinfeld might just be the best... that may change after blockbuster sends me season 9 in the mail. kristen davis' episode = sexy gold.
- the kenny roger's episode is the only time jerry seinfeld has done *any* acting in his life.
- the sound and the fury is the hardest novel i've ever read. it makes as i lay dying into a fairy tale.
- i will have to rewrite my own first novel at least two more times before it's worth publishing. thank you Flannery O'connor.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 25 Mar 2008, 07:02
bottle of beam to the dome last night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 27 Mar 2008, 23:11
i really love the newsbox. this 8.99 merlot is pretty killer, too. i hate girls that play hard-to-get because if you get them it will be them playing hard-to-live-with for 10 years later.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 28 Mar 2008, 07:20
See, I actually quite like it when a girl gives me a hard time about shit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Uber Ritter on 28 Mar 2008, 12:32
Man, I totally have to go to seminar tipsy more often.  Discussing "Democracy in America" when you're too drunk to do anything BUT shoot from the hip, intellectually speaking, is fun as hell.  Not that I'm going to do it next seminar or the one after that, but now I understand why the founders of our college's curriculum commended mild intoxication as a lubricant to discussion.
And I never realized how appropriate it is to drink Norman apple brandy while discussing the work of one of the most famous Normans since William the Conqueror (ie Tocqueville).

But which seminar coming up should I drink for?  Maybe Faulkner?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 28 Mar 2008, 15:27
Knob Creek just knocked Glenfiddich Solera Reserve off the top spot of my Favourite Whiskeys list.  That is a ridiculous thing to say at 6:26 in the evening.  Knob is bonk spellled backwards.  hee hee.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 28 Mar 2008, 21:48
Man, I totally have to go to seminar tipsy more often.  Discussing "Democracy in America" when you're too drunk to do anything BUT shoot from the hip, intellectually speaking, is fun as hell.  Not that I'm going to do it next seminar or the one after that, but now I understand why the founders of our college's curriculum commended mild intoxication as a lubricant to discussion.
But which seminar coming up should I drink for?  Maybe Faulkner?



way to pick the best of the drunk authors... goooooooooo you!

i'm rocking these tonight: http://www.terlatowines.com/wines/italy/baglio/product.asp?Id=564 and http://www.csliquors.com/winedetail.asp?WineID=6142

i really want to start hitting on 30 to 35 yr old women. i feel like they would be amazing one night stands. just still barely cute but so upfront and experienced that i could learn a ton from them.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 30 Mar 2008, 00:21
it's weird how you don't end up drunk when you're hanging out with people you actually like.

 This is a great point.  Sure, I like getting drunk, but when I'm with my friends, I'm happy being sober.  I only get drunk when I genuinely feel like being drunk, because my friends are super cool and I don't NEED alcohol to have fun.

I'm drunk now because I hate my job.  I think it is okay to drink because you hate your job, especially if you plan to quit in a few months and rid yourself of the motivation (I will describe my job only on request to avoid thinking about it more than is necessary.)

EDIT: Okay it's been awhile and I don't care about my job anymore.

Guys, being drunk is awesome.

EDIT: If you are at a safe location and don't have to drive anywhere.

Seriously do not drive if you have been drinking at all.  You might feel fine but it is seriously not worth risking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 30 Mar 2008, 00:56
it's weird how you don't end up drunk when you're hanging out with people you actually like.

 This is a great point.  Sure, I like getting drunk, but when I'm with my friends, I'm happy being sober.  I only get drunk when I genuinely feel like being drunk, because my friends are super cool and I don't NEED alcohol to have fun.

I'm drunk now because I hate my job.  I think it is okay to drink because you hate your job, especially if you plan to quit in a few months and rid yourself of the motivation (I will describe my job only on request to avoid thinking about it more than is necessary.)

EDIT: Okay it's been awhile and I don't care about my job anymore.

Guys, being drunk is awesome.

I hung out with a girl tonight and between the two of us there was only one beer consumed. i wish she could have slept over. I'm having a couple glasses of http://www.worldsgreatestwines.com/index.cfm?method=storeproducts.showDrilldown&productid=fefb3d26-bcd8-c84c-d61a-87b07730899f&ProductCategoryID=146ef9fd-af81-9811-6569-2572de51e80a&OrderBy=PXPC.DisplayOrder%20Asc,%20P.Price1 (http://www.worldsgreatestwines.com/index.cfm?method=storeproducts.showDrilldown&productid=fefb3d26-bcd8-c84c-d61a-87b07730899f&ProductCategoryID=146ef9fd-af81-9811-6569-2572de51e80a&OrderBy=PXPC.DisplayOrder%20Asc,%20P.Price1) this really elegant northern italian red that i opened for a tasting at the shop tonight (that almost NO customers bought...laaaaame is what that is!).

what's this about hating your job? when you're bored enough to describe it, i'd love to hear a little about it, but i don't want to torture you now. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Mar 2008, 01:40
EDIT: If you are at a safe location and don't have to drive anywhere.

Seriously do not drive if you have been drinking at all.  You might feel fine but it is seriously not worth risking.

I hope this didn't result from trying, because it would probably the best thing I've seen drunkenly posted in a while. The fact that you posted and then thought that you should add a disclaimer about drinking and driving to your post after the fact makes me unexplainably amused.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 30 Mar 2008, 03:34
Fairly Epic Evening.

Epic enough that I'm smoking a bowl now just for the sake of potentially being able to fall asleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Mar 2008, 05:33
Lion's milk is like sambuca or ouzo but not as rewarding
Guh turkish delight guh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 30 Mar 2008, 06:04
I was out drinking last night, me and my friend were walking home and we decided to take a beer with us for the road. Turned out to be the second most expensive beer i've ever had resulting in a £40 fine for drinking in the street. I feel like a right twat now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 30 Mar 2008, 22:07
natassia malthe is the *only* reason i'm watching "Vampire Wars." ... oh, that's a lie. i'm watching it because the wine i'm drinking smells like tobacco, leather, and smoked meat so I don't want to go to bed until the bottle is finished.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 31 Mar 2008, 02:17
I give disclaimers because I once made the mistake of driving after a couple beers.  I waited several hours to drive after drinking too, but I still got myself a DUI.  I've detailed the event in another thread, but basically it is really easy to get a DUI, especially if you are a small person.  I know a lot of people who think nothing of driving after two beers, but that could easily put a smaller person over the legal limit, thus I tend to get preachy about driving after drinking, because DUIs are a complete pain in the ass.  I had to work full time for a few months to pay off the huge fines and fees associated with a drunk driving ticket.  That's actually why I got the job that ironically drives me to drinking. 

what's this about hating your job? when you're bored enough to describe it, i'd love to hear a little about it, but i don't want to torture you now. 


I am a customer service representative for Verizon Wireless.  When people have problems with their cell phones, they call us.  I get yelled at a lot for things that are not my fault. 

I WEAR A HEADSET.
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/darkbluerabbit/CSR014-1.jpg) Oh, you spent four hours downloading games at $3 a pop and now you want to know why your bill is so high? 
Your kid sent 7000 text messages last month? 
Your dog got a hold of your phone and somehow bought eight ringtones? 
NOT MY FAULT.   Please, do not yell at me because I can't credit your account for something YOU DID.

If anything, I have learned to not let things affect me personally.  Also my call center serves the south region, so I inevitably get called "darlin'" at least once a day by someone whose problem I could actually solve.  Basically, while this is an incredibly whiny post, I am generally not that unhappy with my life.  I actually consider myself a pretty fortunate person.  Everyone has shit to deal with, but not everyone has my family and friends, who are fucking great. 

Damnit, I really need some sleep.  I am supposed to be waking up in about three and a half hours, but I'm not tired.  I finally resorted to whiskey in an attempt to induce sleepiness, but it failed. FAILED.
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 31 Mar 2008, 03:44
Hooray for nondescript cask wine.

I wish Unosuke was here ;o;
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 01 Apr 2008, 21:00
Ok, that last Tuborg sent me over the edge. It has also led me to discover that the semicolon is my favourite punctuation mark. Fuck yeah Canadian spelling, favourite. With a "U", bitches. The Firefox spell checker can go fuck itself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 02 Apr 2008, 23:58
I expect a firefox spellcheck language setting in the very near future.  It seems like every time I think "you know what would make Firefox cooler..." they inevitably update their software so that it covers what I thought would make it better.  Those guys are either really on top of their game, or they lurk internet forums obsessively.  Or both.

Man, you know what sucks?  I'm not gonna say because it would lead to "get a blog" responses.  But something sucks, and I haven't drunk enough to forget about it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 03 Apr 2008, 07:42
I think that should be the new "Get a blog!" When someone starts to get stupid and emo, we all shout back "Drink yourself into a coma!"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 04 Apr 2008, 17:19
VODKA IS AWESOME.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 04 Apr 2008, 19:21
I have exactly enough different pills to make tonight epic
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 04 Apr 2008, 20:16
There's this Chinese exchange student who's here 'till Summer and he turned 18 today. We bought some beer. I didn't want to drink, but I had 2 before I ended up leaving because I'm weak. I'm kind of disappointed or happy at how bad this winter has been. We still have like 4ish feet of snow. He must think that we just recently decided to start making houses rather than our traditional igloo huts.

 I'm definitely not drunk, but I'm not really sober. I'm at that point where you just feel good, so you want more alcohol.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 04 Apr 2008, 23:42
So fucking drunk right now.

So coworkers 21st birthday party+
me not eating+
Nice fucking vodka-=


me attempting to make out with coworker. Din't work, but dude totally invited me over for a sumblker party next weekend. So win, rihht?
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Post by: Emaline on 04 Apr 2008, 23:45
Also, my mom made some really good cookies.


Anmd fuck. I bought a new poipe yseterday, and a hookah. Both got ggoood use tonight.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 05 Apr 2008, 01:29
it's half nine in the AM. i haven't slept yet. i am down a considerable amount of vodka.

awesome.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 05 Apr 2008, 02:33
me attempting to make out with coworker. Din't work, but dude totally invited me or for a sumblker party next weekend. So win, rihht?

Oh man, he pulled the "turn you down, but invite you to something else" move?  That's usually a good sign.  It means that they don't want to take advantage of your drunkenness, but do want to see you again.  Lucky you. 

Advisory though: that's my opinion, and I am apparently fucking stupid when it comes to interpersonal relationships.

Not "apparently," actually.  It's verified that I'm a fucking dumbass.  I fail at almost all of my resolutions.  (New Year's was such a  time of promise...)
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Post by: Peet on 05 Apr 2008, 14:38
IT I S ABOTU TIME I POSTED IN HER E AGIAIN
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Post by: muteKi on 05 Apr 2008, 14:54
For what it's worth I've found that playing fast-paced games with lots of flashy graphics has a tendency to shorten my attention span to the point that I could be posting as though I was under the influence. (Check out a couple of threads on the music forum)
That's my excuse anyway. Sad to say I am not currently under the influence of anything and despite tonight being a Saturday night I have no plans of changing that.
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Post by: öde on 05 Apr 2008, 15:03
At least run around in circles.
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Post by: Patrick on 05 Apr 2008, 16:18
Between my weekly beer consumption with my running group and the margaritas I had tonight (we had to cut the sweetness with more tequila, fuck yeahhhhhhhh) I was pretty well-off.

My mom also makes some fucking phenomenal Mexican food, too, so I was very happy.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 05 Apr 2008, 17:05
Hi again.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Apr 2008, 07:59
Posting because today is going to be an epic drunk.

I started at like noon yesterday, maintained a level of comfortable drunkeness until like 9, at which point I got hammered. I woke up today and it is 9 AM and I was still drunk and I am on my 3rd beer and listening to shitty music.


If I do it right today wil be epic.
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Post by: blaha 41 on 06 Apr 2008, 10:58
Posting because today is going to be an epic drunk.

I started at like noon yesterday, maintained a level of comfortable drunkeness until like 9, at which point I got hammered. I woke up today and it is 9 AM and I was still drunk and I am on my 3rd beer and listening to shitty music.


If I do it right today wil be epic.
even if it isn't epic, at least you'll get a fun ambulance ride.

i went to a "friend"'s (i.e., acquaintance that i know has a crush on me, which I do *not* reciprocate) house for her birthday "party" last night. i showed up and there were  four people around a table who were all government bureaucrats. the birthday girl went to bed without telling anyone. as soon as my friend called about another party i left in the middle of a conversation. *shakes head* note to self: never get old.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Apr 2008, 18:30
Still drunk!
Approaching 36 hours of straight intoxication.


Woo!
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Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Apr 2008, 22:24
Still Drunk and high! Gonna go to bed soon.

So fucked up!
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Post by: Patrick on 07 Apr 2008, 04:32
It's not cool until you rupture a blood vessel in your eye.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 07 Apr 2008, 06:53
I am high on life!
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Post by: carrotosaurus on 07 Apr 2008, 08:16
it's all fun and games until someone pees the bed
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Post by: SeanBateman on 07 Apr 2008, 10:26
I am realizing now that the degree to which I drank, while totally awesome, makes it completely impossible for me to remember anything that happened! The entire weekend is actually just a blur, and while I remember certain events I can  not actually place them in context at all! The events that happened are completely disjointed/disconnected.
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Post by: Patrick on 07 Apr 2008, 12:53
I'm shocked and appalled, sir, shocked and appalled that alcohol and drugs for 48 hours would leave you with amnesia. Somebody should've been doing a case study on that, that is unheard of.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 07 Apr 2008, 17:30
MDMA is awesome giuys.

Like, really good.
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Post by: ruyi on 07 Apr 2008, 20:21
Oh gosh, Khar on e. Khar, do you love me now? Do you love everybody?
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 07 Apr 2008, 21:30
MDMA is awesome giuys.

Like, really good.

Pure unvarnished truth.

Also, I am breaking out the bottle of absinthe that has languished in my fridge for months.  Expect more posts on this thread tonight!
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 07 Apr 2008, 23:11
and tonight, mr Vermouth and i are going to have a stern talk
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Post by: KharBevNor on 07 Apr 2008, 23:59
Is 200 milligrams of MDMA too much?

I'm still pulsating.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 08 Apr 2008, 06:58
It's a high dose to be sure.  I've only ever used between 100 and 150 at a time (although the second time I did this I definitely noticed significantly less intense effects).  If you have a tolerance you can go higher, but for a first time it's definitely relatively, if not necessarily dangerously, high.

Be sure to allow yourself to stay inside, sleep a lot, and maybe have sex (or at least cuddle with someone if you don't have the energy) if possible the day after.  That stuff can be very draining and the empty feeling afterwards can be unpleasant if you have to pretend you're operating at full capacity the next day.  If you set up the next day right, you'll be very content and relaxed, but if you push yourself the day after, it might be unpleasant.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 08 Apr 2008, 08:42
I've done it like, once before.

I just went into uni and did a full days work, to be honest. Very happy this morning, pretty tired right now. Gonna go find something to eat and then sleep in a bit, I think.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 09 Apr 2008, 11:40
God damnit why do I never remember to post in this thread when I'm drunk?! Of course, I guess that's not a bad thing, I was too busy being social at a party last night to post my thoughts about how awesome it feels to piss while drunk on the internet.
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Post by: sbakerj on 09 Apr 2008, 13:15
I just drank some gross-as-balls grape juice, and threw up. I had a headache for like 10 minutes, and I found out the expiration was 3 months ago.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 09 Apr 2008, 15:54
that fails. you fail.
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Post by: Patrick on 10 Apr 2008, 03:23
Grape juice, even 3 months after the expiry date, is not a drug. 4 credits to play again.
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Post by: RedLion on 10 Apr 2008, 10:23
I DRINK GRAPEJUICE BEYOND THE EXPIRATION DATE I AM HARDCORE
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Post by: 0bsessions on 10 Apr 2008, 10:48
My girlfriend drank some bad milk out of my fridge last night. She was like, trippin' balls, man!

And by trippin' balls, I mean she was displeased and threw it out.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Apr 2008, 14:12
A bought a bag of Fritos from the store and brought it home and when I got home I found out it had already been opened, but I ate them anyway.

That's basically like doing meth, I think. Pretty sure.
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Post by: Liz on 10 Apr 2008, 14:15
Yeah, you're not funny.
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Post by: calenlass on 10 Apr 2008, 15:17
Trolls lol! Even better are ineffective trolls with huge fuck-off images in their signatures!


I will be un-sober tonight guys, but probably not anywhere near a computer. It is nice to have real-life friends for a change.
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Post by: ZJGent on 10 Apr 2008, 15:57
oh man I am getting mad dog dirty on german liquor ßß look at my german keyboard go ßßäüöäüöeäüüßüäß0ü

also, if negative creep still resides in berlin, and is up for meet-ups before tuesday, then I am up for some awesome time.
...
incidentally, legendarypope, you annoy me in much the way that birdshit and open drains do - horrendously - and I can't speak for everyone, but can definitely say for myself that I'd rather you fucked away from my internet sharpish.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 10 Apr 2008, 16:18
Julia is hammered.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 10 Apr 2008, 17:18
Tomorrow, my mother leaves for three weeks.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 10 Apr 2008, 17:34
Party in Albania!!!
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Post by: Patrick on 10 Apr 2008, 17:54
My goal: medevac
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Post by: Symptom on 10 Apr 2008, 19:24
WOOOOO GO habs go!

4-1
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 10 Apr 2008, 20:10
Microbrew keg in the basement and a friend recently hooked me up with two exceptionally fragrant solids that I suspect originated somewhere between the Middle East and India.  Tonight's a good night for being pleasantly altered.
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Post by: karl gambolputty... on 10 Apr 2008, 21:19
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.
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Post by: blaha 41 on 11 Apr 2008, 12:57
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.

your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.

hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."

it is cheaper though.

i really wanted margaritas last night :(.
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Post by: RedLion on 11 Apr 2008, 14:37
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.

your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.

hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."

it is cheaper though.

i really wanted margaritas last night :(.

It's somewhat nice though, isn't it? To not have to get smashed to have a pleasant time?
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Post by: blaha 41 on 11 Apr 2008, 19:47
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.

your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.

hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."

it is cheaper though.

i really wanted margaritas last night :(.

It's somewhat nice though, isn't it? To not have to get smashed to have a pleasant time?

The difference between this girl/her friends and me/my friends lies in the fact that she and her friends all have ambitions that can be fulfilled at a desk, from 9-5, and all bring stability to their lives; whereas I and my friends have ambitions that can't be fulfilled from a 9-5 desk job so, after 50 hours  a week of doing something we hate (i.e., something we think is a waste of our time), we need to do something that either dulls us enough to forget about the past few days so we can rest or we need to do something that stimulates us enough that we feel justified in wading through the past few days.

She's stimulated from 9-5 and we're dulled. She needs relaxation after her day and we need excitement; I can't just go home and watch law and order without feeling like a waste of space, but she can.

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Post by: ZJGent on 11 Apr 2008, 21:48
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zeah zou nega<qtuve vrepep

come to rostenthehaleer üplatz.
circus berllllin.,
for drujnmkl
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Post by: karl gambolputty... on 11 Apr 2008, 22:38
wait what the blue blazing fucksticks does this have to do with my avatar i am so drunk right now you guys i don't know what is going on i think i aam going to cry
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Post by: Aminal on 11 Apr 2008, 22:49
I got fukcin' needs you know my boyrfrien's all "oh no i don't want to com out tmnight because my mom has ancer and i need to help her changer her windows in our house" but well she doesn't hvae cancer anymore does she and i just spent a goood half hour fending off some indian dude named Sam from Civibtion and damned if I don't want my boyrfriend but he's all not in the mood and FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

I can't fuckin see striaght so i
m gonna watfch afro samurai wif samuel l jackons I can spell when I'm drunk what's the bug fuckin deal?
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Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Apr 2008, 04:09
Last weekend i got to drunk, and did a very bad thing.
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Post by: Liz on 12 Apr 2008, 07:46
Oh, come on, you can't stop there. Plus share with us the tale of your drunken behaviors.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Apr 2008, 07:59
I'll give you the outline of the story and you can decide if you want to hear more.

It involves a friend, a friends girlfriend, a tent and a black eye and me wondering whether my previous assumption that I am a nice guy is true or if I'm actually just a thinly veiled bastard.
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Post by: Liz on 12 Apr 2008, 08:02
Please continue.
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Post by: blaha 41 on 12 Apr 2008, 10:09
I'll give you the outline of the story and you can decide if you want to hear more.

It involves a friend, a friends girlfriend, a tent and a black eye and me wondering whether my previous assumption that I am a nice guy is true or if I'm actually just a thinly veiled bastard.

i don't care if you type it while you're drunk or sober this sounds so good.

ps. nothing wrong with being a douche... most of the world is. :0)
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Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Apr 2008, 11:52
The Story

Well the story begins in the sunny town of Oban, the main character being me and my thoughts at the time being "should I go to this gig or should I not?"
Shortly afterwards I was contacted by a friend on my mobile phone. He informed me that the bus was leaving very shortly and said that he would tell the driver to hold on for me for a bit. It was settled. If I made the bus i was to go to the gig, if not screw it. After a short jog I made it to the bus perfectly on time and was rewarded with a tired look from the driver and a seat from my friend (not the one mentioned previously). I took my seat and we were on our way to the small village of Ardfern...or so i thought. Turns out we were to go to my friends girlfriends friends house to wait for a while and so the girls could get ready. I was not to pleased with this as i didn't know any of them but we would have been far to early for the gig so it didn't really matter. We arrived at the aforementioned house and it turned out that the person whose house it was wasn't in but we were to sit in there room and wait for them. We settled down and I noticed that i had very little in common with my friend's girlfriend's friends. They were very nicey nice proper people and i would hesitate to call myself that. My sense of humour is not what you would call normal and the topics of conversation i would normally have with my friends were out of the question. All i could do was act mildly strangely, make in jokes to my friend and generally subtly take the piss out of them all in a friendly way. The people wern't bad people they were just not the sort of people i normally hang around. My friend is a smoker so we had an excuse to leave the house a couple of times, we even found a skateboard which belonged to someones little brother which was lying discarded and poorly looking in the persons garden. We had a shot on this until a managed to snap it, the first of many accidents to come.
 Eventually the person who's house it was (Rianna, who's boyfriend i am also friends with( this being the aforementioned friend)) arrived back and we were fed pizza and prepared to leave for the gig, with only minor interludes of me knocking things over (I am rather clumsy). The drive to Ardfern where the gig was to take place was inevitably uneventful and we soon arrived ready to set my friends tent up. We met up with a few of our friends that live in another town and we found a little island with a small forest on it and a  path leading out to it over the beach so we pitched up tent there and smoked some spiced gold (legal high which i was sceptical about but seems to have an effect), we also began drinking and another of my friend's friends had pitched a tent up so we hotboxed that.
 Eventually we made it to the gig, purchased our tickets and got in half way through the first band, they wern't fantastic so we went outside for some fresh air. There were a few police around so i was asked by my friend to hide his bag of alcohol, i stupidly agreed and went for a long walk away from the gig and hid it in some bushes. Someone else had decided to store there drink there to so this was duly noted and i set off back to the gig. The gig as a whole was pretty poor and i ended up chatting to my friends girlfriend Rianna. We were fairly drunk by this time and we went for a walk to try and find her boyfriend who had disappeared. We got on really well (as people tend to do when they are drunk) and we didn't find her boyfriend. We decided that it would be an excellent idea to head back to the stash of drink and start on the other peoples. Eventually we were kitted out with a bottle of Magners each. This was consumed hastily and we started our journey back to the tents. On they we got a bit to close and i was pulled in for a kiss, this was the start of a lot of "making out" as we stumbled our way along the road. We bumped into a few people that we knew along the way but we were alert enough not to make anything noticeable and we continued on our merry way. Eventually we made it back to the island with the tents and it turned out none of them were occupied. We made our way into one of the tents and made ourselves comfy. This ended in us having a drunken sex in the tent until we were rudely interrupted sometime later by the owner of the tent. She was with some friends and was none to pleased about the whole situation. Clothes were hastily put on as i was told to "get the fuck out of the tent". I popped my head out and was rewarded with an accurate punch to the eye. I quickly retreated and told them i wasn't coming out if they were going to beat the shit out of me. They agreed to this and when i got out they exclaimed "fucking hell its Robbie Eisler, we thought it was some lochgilphead twat, your alright mate". No beating for me at least but my eye was swollen and in my haste i had left my boxers in the tent. The owner of the tent then threatened to rip my arms off and sew them to my legs and continued in the same manner for most of the night. The girl i was with was crying and asking to see her boyfriend and i quickly dived back into the tent and recovered my boxers. I didn't get an opportunity to put them on until sometime later the next day. For a while i just stood about panicking severely and wondering what the hell was going on, i had no place to sleep and had kind of fucked up. I went to my friends tent which he was in with his girlfriend and they lent me a blanket and let me sleep in the porch. Unfortunately my presence in the porch was not to spoil there night and i was treated to a gentle rocking of the tent and the occasional horrible noise. Eventually i managed to get some sleep, what didn't help was the fact it was severely windy outside and i was sleeping on a bed made out of bags and the ground. The coldest nights sleep of my life was had and eventually i woke up with a lovely black eye and went for a walk to the shop with the owner of the other tent who had kindly forgiven me for the previous nights shenanigans. We then met up with some other people that had stayed in a house nearby and waited for the bus. I got the bus to my friends house and told him the story which amused him greatly. The next day i went to a small island for a family holiday and have been out of contact with everyone for a week and have no idea what the situation is.

The End.

Tldr: I had sex with my friends girlfriend in someone else tent which resulted in the loss of my virginity, a black eye, most likely a lot of pissed of people and the realization that maybe i am not the nice person i thought i was.
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Post by: Patrick on 12 Apr 2008, 12:35
There, was that so hard?

I had more beer today, and I stayed up 24 straight hours again. If not for my hike today I would not know what day it is right now.

reugheuihrguinaeunrg sleep deprivation is making me very very very very very very very insane right now.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Apr 2008, 12:46
I stayed up for something like 40 hours once and afterwards when i was looking back on it it was incredibly hard to tell what happened when.
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Post by: valley_parade on 12 Apr 2008, 14:46
no, no definitely not sober right now
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Post by: Liz on 12 Apr 2008, 18:07
A whole lot of crazy.

Oh snap. That was a good story. Also I hope you are alright.
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Post by: valley_parade on 12 Apr 2008, 18:08
i'm good liz. sall good. thanks for yur support tyhough.
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Post by: Liz on 12 Apr 2008, 18:10
Well that's good. I was actually not referring to your post but if it makes you feel better, okay.
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Post by: Patrick on 12 Apr 2008, 21:12
I stayed up for something like 40 hours once and afterwards when i was looking back on it it was incredibly hard to tell what happened when.

A friend just told me that if you stay awake for longer than 72 hours, California considers you legally insane.

Just another Monday for me.
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Post by: Coreh on 12 Apr 2008, 21:16
SUP MOTHERFUCKERS THERE AIN'T ENOUGH DRUNK IN THIS THREAD
I'M UPPIN THE DRUNK QUOTA
FUCKERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



(suck my dick!)
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 Apr 2008, 22:34
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss <dick><

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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 Apr 2008, 22:39
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I love Macs, I wish I had one of my own like this one, unlike my stupid fucking COMPAQ piece of shit keeps gettin' broken. Glad my friend let me use his computer, though he thinks I was only checking my bank account so we could make a TACO BELL RUN!






................... Jesus christ, I think I've had enough tonight. It's taken me like 10 minutes to post the last few ones here.
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Post by: Coreh on 12 Apr 2008, 23:09
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LOL I'M DRUNJK!
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Post by: jeph on 12 Apr 2008, 23:51
I have a theme going this week

the theme is "irish whiskeys named after parts of the female body"

so far I have found and drunk two:

Red Breast and Black Bush

I guess what I am trying to say is I AM DRUNK ON BLACK BUSH RIGHT NOW
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 13 Apr 2008, 02:49
Climbing onto the roof of a squatted housing advice centre and then clambering up so you can see an awesome view of the city is excellent. Plus, last time I was pissed and on a roof I nearly snuffed it but this time was all smooth so I'm pretty chuffed about that. It was probably because last time I was wielding shitty Heineken but this time I was on Sam Smith's organic.
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Post by: Patrick on 13 Apr 2008, 03:27
the theme is "irish whiskeys named after parts of the female body"

Let me know when you find one named "Finnegan's Vagina" because that sounds like an excellent name for any beverage.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 13 Apr 2008, 04:44
Yeah I'm alright, thanks for asking. It's more the fact that I have probably fucked up someones relationship rather badly and I never thought of the type of person to do that before. People have done it to me and boy was that a kick in the balls.
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Post by: Symptom on 13 Apr 2008, 07:59
still, ledhendrix, high five for first timer, no matter how messy it was!

And, everyone is an asshole at some point, with or without reason. Maybe now that you've been one you will be more understanding to people who screw things up accidently in the future. Which will make you an even nicer kid.

Also, Vodka.
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Post by: Aminal on 13 Apr 2008, 08:00
Well, at least you're not a candy-ass virgin anymore.

'Sides, didn't you say he laughed at the end?



Edit: The person above is peeing in the woods.  Greetings, fellow woods-pisser!  Enjoy the fresh air on your junk!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 13 Apr 2008, 11:04
Nah that was my other friend. I don't really know the guy who's girlfriend it was. Well i do, but he's not a close friend more a nice guy thats a friend's friend. I doubt he laughed to be honest.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 13 Apr 2008, 13:25
Not drunk right now, but hanging like hell. This weekend was epic. Went down to Bristol for a friend's party and got absolutely wasted on punch that had around 2 1/2 litres of vodka in it along with god only knows what else. Far too much pink food colouring. Woke up yesterday with the 2nd worst hangover ever, and went out last night to a pub and then a gay bar, flying on residual drunkenness and a good few pints of cider. Woke up this morning with the WORST hangover ever, and had to spend several hours on a coach, fighting the urge to vomit into my handbag.

Awesome.
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Post by: Patrick on 13 Apr 2008, 14:11
God fucking damnit, I will never be drunk again I swear to God.

Hahaha you say this now...
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 13 Apr 2008, 15:23
What the hell, when did I post this shit?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 13 Apr 2008, 15:49
Drunk shit

Then.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 13 Apr 2008, 15:54
drunken thread is druuuuuuuunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 13 Apr 2008, 16:33
beeeerlin.
canr spell it without beeerererr.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 13 Apr 2008, 18:56
He's the best there is at what he does and what he does ain't very nice.

(Psssst. What he does is get drunk and dress up like a superhero)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 13 Apr 2008, 19:17
Okay, legit question I need to get to the bottom of: Is it still considered drinking alone if you're on the phone with someone?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 13 Apr 2008, 19:27
Yes, only sadder.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 13 Apr 2008, 19:30
I think it depends. If you were already drinking and decided to call them, you're drinking alone. But if you called someone that lived far enough away and decided it would be fun to drink, then that's not really drinking alone. As long as they are also drinking on the other end of the line.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 13 Apr 2008, 21:13
Guys I think ZJGent is probably one of the best forumites ever.

500 or so posts and 78% of them utterly trashed

ohhhh yes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 14 Apr 2008, 21:48
A few friends and myself plowed through a handle of cuervo over the last 3 hours. I hate shitty tequila, but it tastes ok when its free.

Also, fuck blue laws for making the liquor store close at 10. what the shit is that about?

Edit: FUCK. Iwent to my car to grab some cigs and realized the liquor store threw in a fifth of jack on the house. If I'm at the liquor store so much they give me free booze, does that make me an alcoholic?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 15 Apr 2008, 07:25
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Apr 2008, 19:05
I'm a college student. It is my dream to become good enough friends with the proprietor of a liquor store to where they give me booze on the house.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Apr 2008, 19:22
is it possible to become intoxicated via meat

Was the meat soaking in alcohol and then eaten raw? Because maybe then!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Apr 2008, 19:38
But then it would have to either be Everclear or you'd have to consume a lot of fucking raw meat, and I can't imagine that that's a good idea, ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 15 Apr 2008, 21:34
Raw meat is actually surprisingly tasty. You just can't leave it sitting around for fucking ages.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Coreh on 15 Apr 2008, 23:52
1000th POST MOTHERFUCKERS!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Apr 2008, 06:57
huh? Your postcount says 524.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 16 Apr 2008, 06:59
1000th post of the thread. I thought the same thing.


Uh, I mean, I AM SO DURNK LAWLZ
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Apr 2008, 07:01
What time is it in Australia? This doesn't seem like a time you should be posting.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 16 Apr 2008, 07:04
Just after midnight. Why don't you think I should be posting at this time?

Man, we should start another after midnight thread. I would be all over that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Apr 2008, 07:14
*shrug* I didn't know what time it was.

You should start an after midnight thread. Do it right now, to confuse all of us amurkans.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 16 Apr 2008, 10:18
"After Midnight" is a terrible song.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 Apr 2008, 11:01
Fuck off Eric Clapton is my God.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 16 Apr 2008, 13:56
Even God makes mistakes sometimes.

I want to make a "Joe Hocking" joke now but that'd just be mean.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Apr 2008, 15:29
God had nothing to do with me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 16 Apr 2008, 17:54
Don't be silly, Patrick. Everyone loves "After Midnight." Come on, let's sing it together!

After Midnight

WE'RE GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT!


After Midnight

WE'RE GONNA CHUG-A-LUG AND SHOUT!!

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 16 Apr 2008, 19:12
I am drunk. Someone post some pictures of breasts.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 16 Apr 2008, 20:26
(http://www.taunton.com/CMS/uploadedImages/Images/Cooking/Main_Meals/c00216_08.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 16 Apr 2008, 21:22
I see what you did.

   CLEVER
      /
 :-D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 Apr 2008, 21:24
Damn, that looks good. Too mad those are corn tortillas though.

But why are there three of them? Three breasts are just unnatural.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 16 Apr 2008, 22:55
Tldr: I had sex with my friends girlfriend in someone else tent which resulted in the loss of my virginity, a black eye, most likely a lot of pissed of people and the realization that maybe i am not the nice person i thought i was.

Infidelity is a very tricky subject.  In most cases, I think that the blame lies mainly with the person doing the cheating.  The exception is if the cheat-accomplice is friends with the cheatee. 

Nah that was my other friend. I don't really know the guy who's girlfriend it was. Well i do, but he's not a close friend more a nice guy thats a friend's friend. I doubt he laughed to be honest.

See, you didn't really know the guy.  I suppose you might feel bad, since you think he's nice, but it's not really your fault.  You had an opportunity with a willing participant.  She was willing even though she had a boyfriend, therefore that is her issue. 

Now, if you were friends with the dude, then there would be some betrayal on your part.  But this isn't the case.  Maybe others might disagree, but I don't really think it is your job to regulate another person's morals.  If they want to cheat, they will do it, and that is their choice. 

Oh I am not drunk enough.  Soon I will be.  11 days till non-stop drunkenness! Oh wait actually I have exams stupid being born during typical spring exam times. 
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Post by: blaha 41 on 17 Apr 2008, 10:19
Oh I am not drunk enough.  Soon I will be.  11 days till non-stop drunkenness! Oh wait actually I have exams stupid being born during typical spring exam times. 

edited for clarity: i spent my birthday reading about game theory every year during undergrad. sweet! i even forgot my own birthday once... of course my parents forgot it twice so i'm not too worried.

last night we had barbera d'alba and i got my best friend's big brother a bit tipsy. i was supposed to go drink champagne and burgundy in celebration of nothing, but my friend flaked. of course are we really friends if we've only met once and just keep texting/calling each other about nothing and never actually hang out? i think she has a real job so i forgive her for flaking... and for not using email. i think she's from DC.

TONIGHT: i have a dilemma because i can't decide how weird/pathetic it would be to go to a cheap byob place to have dinner and drink most of a bottle of wine by myself... it's lovely how it's more economically feasible to waste a little bit of wine than it is to pay for two beers at a bar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 18 Apr 2008, 16:46
LEHAAAAAJH MOTERFUCKIN BILBY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 18 Apr 2008, 17:39
Im on two hours of sleep, drinkin Knob Creek, and being an obnoxiuos ass.  I cant stop ending my sentecnes with 'Real talk'.  I BLAME THIS FORUM.

I take that back, i lub my phone.

(i said i hated it a seocnd ago)
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 Apr 2008, 17:57
drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 18 Apr 2008, 21:09
I'm on time out.  i'm too old to be on timeout.  i an grown man. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: valley_parade on 18 Apr 2008, 23:34
fuuuuuuuuuuukkkchyehaaa
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 18 Apr 2008, 23:44
Wah, I woke up with blurry vision and clam breath!  Why the fuck did I have a seafood binge at the pinnacle of my drunkennews tonight? 
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Post by: Emaline on 19 Apr 2008, 01:15
So heres the deal;. I went to a rock band party, and fucking rocked out/ Then my best friend/cowprker/boss sort of type person, becoknod me to a bed she and the dude she likes was laying in. We were all drunk as fuck. I may or may not have done some dirty things with them. Nothing that sirty! Clothes stayed on. but yeah..l..... Oh man. I regret nothing, though. I just hope nobod is pissed at me tomorrow.


I also think I sent the dude I like some vaguely dirty texts. I am hoping that I didn't, but I remember typeing them out. Oh man. I really hope he isn't sangrys tomorrow.
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Post by: valley_parade on 19 Apr 2008, 05:06
Jon and Rachel made me leave my phone at home so I wouldn't drunk dial a friend of mine that I totally wouldn't mind making out with.

I ended up IMing her when we got back. It appears she was as drunk as I am. My Adium chat transcripts are showing complete gibberish.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 19 Apr 2008, 06:28
BREASTICLES!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 19 Apr 2008, 13:50
Teatime drinking is excellent. I've already been out and gotten boozed and now I'm all ready to go see DJ Donna Summer and get fully messy. I'm hoping for shenanigans.

Plus, fuck Simply Red. Fuck them massively.
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Post by: morca007 on 19 Apr 2008, 14:35
Damn, that looks good. Too mad those are corn tortillas though.
Flower tortillas are for gringos, buey.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 20 Apr 2008, 21:03
As a final send-off to 4/20 I smoked at 11:59. I've spent the whole day high and I'll likely still be high when I wake up tomorrow.
How was everyone else's 4/20 celebrations?
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 20 Apr 2008, 21:20
Flower tortillas are for gringos, buey.

Or for people who grew up on border food. Okay okay, so maybe I am a gringo. What of it?
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Post by: Nodaisho on 20 Apr 2008, 21:54
Damn, that looks good. Too mad those are corn tortillas though.
Flower tortillas are for gringos, buey.
Or people that get tired of those corn tortillas splitting and dropping the contents on the ground. I haven't been to mexico, but I am pretty sure the mexican restaurant in my father's hometown (middle-o-nowhereville with more people that speak Spanish than don't) is run by people that actually lived in Mexico, though that does make me wonder why they have burritos on the menu, probably it is expected of them.
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Apr 2008, 08:38
My Adium chat transcripts are showing complete gibberish.

I DEMAND PROOF

Or people that get tired of those corn tortillas splitting and dropping the contents on the ground.

Get/make less shitty corn tortillas, then. Because hard taco shells are always going to be shit and this fact will never change. My mom makes bitchin' corn tortillas (thank god for her 25 years living in central California) and they do not split.
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Post by: Aminal on 21 Apr 2008, 09:25
Not just the hard shells!  The soft corn tortillas split, too.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 21 Apr 2008, 10:11
Yeah, Not to mention I like the texture of a flour tortilla better. It cooks better as well, so making enchiladas or king ranch chicken with flour tortillas is my preferred method. Though since it is cooking something that's meant to be eaten with a fork I don't mind the corn tortillas in that context.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Apr 2008, 12:25
Oh man who the hell makes enchiladas with flour tortillas you are a bad person.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Nodaisho on 21 Apr 2008, 17:07
Get/make less shitty corn tortillas, then. Because hard taco shells are always going to be shit and this fact will never change. My mom makes bitchin' corn tortillas (thank god for her 25 years living in central California) and they do not split.
I don't mind hard taco shells breaking, I am talking about actual corn tortillas, the soft kind. Taco shells you can stop the stuff falling out just with pressure on both sides, that doesn't work with soft tortillas.

And like Boro said, I like texture and flavor of a flour tortilla better, corn chips are better than flour tortilla chips, but that is because they have extra salt on them, corn needs salt.
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Apr 2008, 17:58
Not just the hard shells!  The soft corn tortillas split, too.

Like I said: get/make less shitty corn tortillas. If they split, whoever made them was doing it wrong. That or they've been in storage too long.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 21 Apr 2008, 18:06
Not just the hard shells!  The soft corn tortillas split, too.

Like I said: get/make less shitty corn tortillas. If they split, whoever made them was doing it wrong. That or they've been in storage too long.
How long is too long?

Hang on... I am trying to remember if those corn tortillas were actually tortillas, or if they were supposed to be tamale wrappings. No... the tortillas split too, I just remember the tamale wrappings especially because the tamales were nasty.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 21 Apr 2008, 18:17
Listen guys, the last time I was sober I had to bang myself over the head with a brick for five days just to convince myself I wasn't having some terrible nightmare. Uh huh.
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Apr 2008, 18:30
How long is too long?

More than a week, I'd say. It's kindof like cigars, you gotta at least keep them humid. Downside: mold. So you've got to eat them that quick anyway.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 21 Apr 2008, 19:22
I have had lots of vodka. Lotsandslotsandlots of vodka. Probably too much vodka. It's not even good vodka. Still. Lots of it. After a while it doesn't burn any more. I have a crush on Alex. It's better I say that here than other places. I'm not allowed to have crushes I always crush on the wrong girl and then shit goes down and it's miserable.

I'm drunk and I've had lots of vodka.

Also half a litre of this jelly vodka i made by putting haribo into a bottle of vodka and leaving it a few days and then blending it up so that it was liquid ish. it's still jelly but it's still liquid and it tastes entirely of delicious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 21 Apr 2008, 19:25
Well I've just finished work and my till is down 200 quid. Do I blame the new guy we had on trial? I don't know where it could have gone and I was a bit unsure of him from the start.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 21 Apr 2008, 20:45
The real question is...does corn or wheat make better booze?

I guess it depends on how you feel about 'shine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 21 Apr 2008, 21:03
The correct answer is barley
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 21 Apr 2008, 22:00
FUCK YEAH SEAKING


I am so ready for D*Con to roll around so that I can have pictures of me in that costume with copious booze at hand and I can say fuck yeah seaking and actually have a decent image reference.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 21 Apr 2008, 23:32
Man I've been kind of stressed and confused and messed about by a lady, and I am really looking forwards to being able to drink when my exams are finished in about nineteen hours.
This makes me not want to drink, because fuck, alcoholism is scary.
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Post by: littlelove on 22 Apr 2008, 19:11
baked  :-)
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Apr 2008, 20:59
God Saturday can't come soon enough! Tigerfest, basically my college's one day a year excuse for a campuswide (and subsequently townwide) drunkenness and deabauchery will soon be nigh! First, I shall get wasted, second, I shall go to the festival and listen to the shitty bands and most probably be thrown out for disorderly conduct, thirdly I plan on making an attempt to drink God himself (my friend Brian) under the table, and to make as many people my bitch at beer pong as possible, and to knock over the beeramid with a well placed shoe one it reached its ultimate height, and then to quash any subsequent attempts at restacking the cans back up.

There will be friends, music, liquor, cheap booze that comes in cans, and several girls that I like very much hanging out with me for extended periods of time! If I screw this day up I will have no one but myself to blame. Seriously, I'm this close to burning out on classes this year, and I need this Saturday so badly to blow off some steam.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Apr 2008, 21:27
You! You're the bastard that wreaks the beeramid! You are a loathsome individual.
Good luck with your partying.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 23 Apr 2008, 18:57
I have to say I prefer almost any kind of vodka to Jack Daniels. Preferably Stolichnaya, though.

Just putting it out there.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 23 Apr 2008, 20:14
i've had a few beers. i think i may go and have some more though.
then i will return for hilarious drunk posting action.
except i'm perfectly fairly coherent when inebriated.  meh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 23 Apr 2008, 21:44
This thread is so damn lucky that I'm not taking my laptop to Brisbane this weekend.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 23 Apr 2008, 22:54
drinkin alone,
drinkin' at home,
no one to phone,
no one to bone,
I've been to ROme,
I'd like a scone
Not really, but i can;t think of anything else that rhymes
shit wait, that didn't rhyme
fuck it.

guitar solo

squiddlydiddlydiddlysquiddlediddleddidlesquiddle
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 24 Apr 2008, 06:14
I killed a bottle of decent vodka last night. I feel shitty today. I also am realizing more and more that I really just don't like being drunk that much anymore, or at least really don't like myself when I'm drunk.


The only drunk me that I like is the one who posts on this board, actually.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 24 Apr 2008, 08:28
I haven't gotten drunk since I turned old.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blanktom on 24 Apr 2008, 16:17
woo drunk posting i have nothing else to say apart from that and other stuff that would rurn into a huge rant about crap so yeah

drinking on a thursday woo. and i shall be doing the same tomorrow
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Post by: Emaline on 25 Apr 2008, 14:20
Dear Drunk thread,


Should I go to a party where I will more than likely get super drunk? Or go watch some dudes play D&D?

If I go to the party, I will feel uncool and awkward because it is a hipster party, and I am not hip at all. I've been to these parties before and it's a toss up on whether they are fun or not. Sometimes they are fun, and sometimes they are incredibly boring.

I've never hung out with the D&D kids. They come into my work sometimes. I barely know them, but I got invited along. There probably won't be any alcohol, and it could either be really interesting or really boring. Meh.

What to do, drunk thread???
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Post by: Xocoyol on 25 Apr 2008, 14:29
There's always plenty of booze at D&D games.
Five drunk people pretending to be dwarves, elves, fairies and what not is oh so much more fun.

:P
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Apr 2008, 14:40
Dear Drunk thread,
Should I go to a party where I will more than likely get super drunk? Or go watch some dudes play D&D?

dear emaline,
watching dudes play d&d isn't super fun times. even if they also have booze.
go to the party.

love,
anna
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 25 Apr 2008, 15:19
But watching hipsters smoke and bitch about music is only so fun for so long. The last party, I was there for maybe half an hour, and I left. If this one is also lame, maybe I'll ditch it for the gay bar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 25 Apr 2008, 15:25
I've had like 4 beers. Thanks to certain issues with a certain female (all I will say regarding the subject is FUCK YOU, FATES) I am upset. I am considering drinking lots of raki (97% alcoHELL YEAH), playing acoustic guitar on the balcony while drunker than shit, having a good bit of water, and going to bed.

Fuck it, I'm just gonna drink water and go to bed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Apr 2008, 15:29
If this one is also lame, maybe I'll ditch it for the gay bar.

excellent idea.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 25 Apr 2008, 22:22
Dear fellow alcoholics,

I had me some chicken fangers and drank my wine.  Then I made a 28yr old man from Appomattox, VA watch FLCL.  "This is why we should never have bombed them," he said.

Thank you and good night.
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Post by: Slick on 25 Apr 2008, 22:34
I expect I may get drunk tomorrow night. Then I will come here and cyber-hit on all the ladies and/or mope about how sad I am.
See you then, drunk thread!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 25 Apr 2008, 23:41
Dear fucking drunk thread,

Hipster party got cancelled. I was already on my way, so I didn't go to the dungeons and dragons party.

I instead got invited to a rock band party. I fucking love rock band, so yes, this was a great idea. However, we fucking sat there and watched the fucking baseball game. What the fuck. I didn't fucking come over to watch some stupid ass baseball game. I came to get drunk and pretend I'm a mother fuxcking rockstar. So I drank enough to get me tipsy, and then sat around talking to a pretty lady about dirty things, and some fucking doucehbag frat boy kept fucking interupting us being a fucking idiot and asking us inappropiate questions, followed by "IT"S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES" Good. It's means you are one year closer to dying. I can't fucking wait. Then he called just lesbian whores. Dude, was totally getting laid tonight! I told him I prefered the phrase cuntsucker, and then left.

Now I am home. Depressed and lonely as fuck, and working on a bottle of rum. Because you know, alcohol + depression + loneliness = good combination! Its a good thing I don't have to work for awhile.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 26 Apr 2008, 00:30
Emaline, the source of all your problems is obviously the rum. Rum is a silly drink that does nothing but wrong.
Get some whiskey, girl.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 26 Apr 2008, 00:30
Oh and punch a dude in the face.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 26 Apr 2008, 00:44
cam't sleep, bed's on fire

so i'll just drinmk vermouth for a while
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: muteKi on 26 Apr 2008, 01:04
Does anyone ever come back here to this thread and look at their posts and go "what the hell is up with that"?

Also, today was blowout, i.e., the last day of classes. I did not go over to blow a 0.0 on a Breathalyzer for a free T-Shirt if you get my drift. HURR HURR HURR
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 26 Apr 2008, 01:47
hai guyz
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 26 Apr 2008, 02:41
Does anyone ever come back here to this thread and look at their posts and go "what the hell is up with that"?

I got fairly drunk around christmas time and made this post (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18574.msg581713.html#msg581713). I found it days later and was thoroughly amused.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 26 Apr 2008, 04:05
Dear drunk thred,

went to party as my friend;s wingman/accomplice, had lots of fun. also; fuck my high tolerance, i shouldn't have to drink 2x more than everyone else to get half as drunk.
Also; apperances can be deceiving, scene look =/= music taste.  :cry:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 26 Apr 2008, 11:52
Emaline, the source of all your problems is obviously the rum. Rum is a silly drink that does nothing but wrong.
Get some whiskey, girl.


James, the rum is all I had. I left my vodka at the lame baseball game party. I could have had whiskey that night, because my friend had brought some to that party, but we both ended up leaving and I wanted to just end the night. So no whiskey that night.


And I will punch a dude in the face, if a)I see him again, b) he doesn't apologize, and c)continues to act like a douchebag.

Typically, whenever I get drunk and act like a jerk, I apologize my ass off.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 26 Apr 2008, 12:04
your night should have ended with you punching that guy and going to the gay bar as originally planned.
in my opinion anyway.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 26 Apr 2008, 12:16
Some times, when the night gets so shitty(example: Last nights two shitty parties, one nights one shitty party, plus being carded at some random restaurant, and some lady at a gas station bitching at me because her night has sucked) so I don't feel like doing anything but sitting at home.

I might go to the gay bar tonight. Just because there is another party that I don't feel like going to.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 26 Apr 2008, 12:47
I have b een drinking since 11, my god, I mean, just, like, wow. I fuckin'; love jack daniels, and I take my whisky like all shots completely straight, nbo chasers, chasers are for those that own vaginas. Not that there's any problem with that. Now I'm going to get off my friend;'s mac, and go listen to a band
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 26 Apr 2008, 15:07
I have b een drinking since 11, my god, I mean, just, like, wow. I fuckin'; love jack daniels, and I take my whisky like all shots completely straight, nbo chasers, chasers are for those that own vaginas. Not that there's any problem with that. Now I'm going to get off my friend;'s mac, and go listen to a band
Agreed. Jack needs no adulteration.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 26 Apr 2008, 15:18
At the last rock band party I was at, my friend had people swigging Jack Daniel's. She would get pissed when people didn't do it. I think at the end of the night, it was only me and her drinking any of it. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Tom on 26 Apr 2008, 15:27
chasers are for those that own vaginas

Pimps own vaginas..
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 26 Apr 2008, 18:37
Had beer, went to karaoke, sang "I Will Survive" in the same style as Cake only to be rejected by an entire audience of irony-ignorant Albanian twenty-somethings.

The Guinness wasn't even fresh. God damn it this week sucks for drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 26 Apr 2008, 19:09
I just had a reasonable amount of whiskey. It hasn't hit me yet but we should have some good posting when it does.


edit ; oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

yeah!


edit the sequal: that was good whisky too. i thimk ima have more. it was old!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 26 Apr 2008, 20:18
i am drunk as balls but there is nobod to converse with forum wise

come ooooooooon saturday night shape up
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 26 Apr 2008, 20:19
i'd talk to you but you seem to not like me for some reason.

edit- never miiind we are talking on gabbly and you are okay!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 26 Apr 2008, 21:58
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 27 Apr 2008, 06:47
This weekend i got very drunk one night and mucho fun. The next night it was my friends 18th and i didn't get so drunk, and went to a boring afterparty which had a guy that was far to drunk and annoying, a girl that was incredibly awful, just awful and thats all that can be said. Then i went to my friends house with a girl and sat up talking with her till 5:30 in the morning. This girl is someone i always end up talking to at parties, sometimes at considerable length but i don't really talk to her that much outside of parties. This time we were both pretty sober and we were still talking an awful amount of crap so thumbs up for that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 27 Apr 2008, 19:05
God Yesterday was the most epic drinking day in my young life thus far. You think that post was bad? I more or less drank straight from 11 am to about 2 am last night. There was drinking before, and during, and after Tigerfest. We took shot after shot after shot, mainly because when I become inebriated I sort of act a lot like the friend Emaline mentioned. I don't take no for an answer.

Too bad the bands that were there sucked. I mean, it was really the lead singer of the Calling, and then this other group called The Roots or something like that, who apparently have had a few hits recently. I recognized one of there songs, like I recognized one of the Calling's songs, and the only reason I remembered it was because I hated it so much when I accidently heard it on the radio.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 28 Apr 2008, 09:55
It's my birthday and I am having Chardonnay for lunch.  Round Hill 2006.  It is surprisingly good.  It starts nice and crisp, and when sipped slowly, some light, almost smoky flavors are coming out as it warms to room temperature.  Surprising complexity from an $8 wine.  B+. 

Oh shit I have to go to class now. 

Tonight, genuine drunkenness.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 29 Apr 2008, 06:19
Okay I am for sure still drunk.

Never again will I barhop challenging every bartender to make me a drink that would "kick my ass."

I still made it to four bars.  I definitely drank more Tabasco sauce than is advisable though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 29 Apr 2008, 10:12
My stomach burns and my heart aches for you. (And even if you take that and reverse it, it still works!)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 29 Apr 2008, 11:18
Never again will I barhop challenging every bartender to make me a drink that would "kick my ass."

Funny story, but I fully plan on doing this in June.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: frunK on 29 Apr 2008, 11:51
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this is when i type with my face and head
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prettty m uch i bash i face intoi the keyboard
drunk +interbutts + awesome
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SugaRush on 30 Apr 2008, 08:35
I want some absinthe.  :-(

yeck. i tried a shot rightfully dubbed the green devil in spain, composed of absinthe and some disgusting other thing. as the one heralded as the one who drank everything, that was one shot i couldn't finish. about a year ago, i realized a small licquor shop not too far away from school sold small bottles of absinthe. beautiful times those were. i might still have have a couple of unopened beauts somewhere in my room.

currently, i'm counting down the minutes til i can run back to my room and work through my bicardi. *yum
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Apr 2008, 08:52
Fight you, absinthe is basically distilled delicious.

Want.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 30 Apr 2008, 09:06
What do you mean, "finish"?  There is either a shot, or there is not.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: muteKi on 30 Apr 2008, 09:35
Perhaps there is a state of quantum flux in which the shot both exists and does not exist at the same time?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 30 Apr 2008, 09:52
Perhaps they downed the shot and then spat it right back up like a little pansy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 30 Apr 2008, 14:36
What happened to liking fish?  I like fish!  What's all thus liking of Ben Hur bout?  I need moar alchy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 30 Apr 2008, 14:42
Ohhh boy. The last time I did shots was 355 days ago. Let's see, that was the night of the Irish car bombs, the raki, the rum, the beer, the shouting at the douchebag who cut in line at the club...

I made a great impression on everybody present, I am certain of it. Hey, who wants to drink with me *over the internet*?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SugaRush on 01 May 2008, 13:55
i've had a few beers. i think i may go and have some more though.
then i will return for hilarious drunk posting action.
except i'm perfectly fairly coherent when inebriated.  meh

ah! i'm with you there. when i drink, i'm almost perfectly coherent, and have been known to debate quite extensively on any topic, with minimal slurring. in fact, it's quite difficult to tell how much i've had, except for the fact that you can smell the alcohol coming out of my pores.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 01 May 2008, 15:10
hahaha oh man i am actualyl drunk and postin in this thread haha fuck an i'm on skype with an old mate of mine un luxembourg. fuck i am wasted tight now. i can't feal my fingertips or my lips right now

man i am drunker tha ive neem om a year, shit
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 01 May 2008, 18:47
I'm eating fucking amazing toast. :-D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 01 May 2008, 22:43
That post was almost exactly one hour before my first drunken-vomiting experience.

Never before have I been prouder to have done something so completely fuckwitted.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 13:02
Hey guys what's up

(Patrick I am a seasoned drinker and I am renowned for my ability to vomit with care and precision, it is really not that big a fuckwit thing to do if you don't vomit anywhere inconvenient)


Hey guys what's up
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 02 May 2008, 13:11
I was talking to him on AIM as he vomited.

It makes me feel special to know that I was (relatively) present at his first time.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 02 May 2008, 13:26
Oh man, awesome, my first drunken blackout experience, too!

Still ain't ever had a hangover. The way I figure it, though, is that if 20 shots' worth of JD won't do it, nothing will.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 13:40
Hangovers are largely caused by type/quality of alcohol drank, how much you ate/drank before you started getting pissed, age, and other minor factors more than by how much you actually drank.

I find getting messy on beers leaves me with a largely headache based hangover from dehydration, while if I hit up homebrew whiskey, or just a broad assortment of other liquors I wind up with the nauseous sickly vitamin B deficiency hangover.

Handy tip for avoiding hangovers!

Pop a berocca and get a good feed before you go out. During the night try to match your alcoholic drinks for water in a 2 for 1 ratio (this will also stop barstaff from cutting you off early!). Pop another berocca when you wake up in the morning. It is virtually impossible to get any kind of real hangover with this unless you are drinking moonshine on an empty stomach in 50 degree heat.

Still I am pretty much of the school of thought that a good hangover is the payment for a good night out. I have not had a chance to really go out and cultivate a really good hangover so far this year. Usually I stick to one or two types of booze and drink fuckloads of water so hangovers are not an issue but there are those special nights where you go out and everytime a bartender asks you what you want you say "surprise me" or you try to drink some of everything they have and then you wake up wanting to DIE.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 02 May 2008, 13:42
Hangovers are largely caused by

LIAR hangovers are caused by evil demons hammering your head while you sleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 13:49
What really pisses me off are people who complain that they have a hangover. If you can speak, or operate any kind of device that allows you to communicate with another human being, or even have the cognitive capacities to formulate the thought "I have a hangover, this sucks", you do not have a real hangover, you have a bit of a headache and maybe feel a little sick. Plenty of people go their entire lives without a real hangover. A real hangover is a fucking crushing blow on your unconscious mind, sending your brain into panic mode. A really good hangover is almost as good as being drunk because you are just so paralyzed with the sheer horror of what you are feeling that your brain kind of shuts down and opens up the doorway for a crazed primal animal to step through and take over possession of your body. A real hangover will make a devout Christian doubt the existence of their God, and cause a devout Atheist to pray to a God they don't believe exists to make it end.

I'm eating fucking amazing toast. :-D

This is such a good post for this thread
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 02 May 2008, 14:09
Hangovers are largely caused by

LIAR hangovers are caused by evil wives/girlfriends hammering your head while you sleep.

Fixed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 02 May 2008, 14:14
Hangovers are largely caused by type/quality of alcohol

Emphasis mine. You miss the part where I was drinking JD?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 14:20
When I say "quality" I mean "the person who distilled this was wearing pants at the time" Anything by any reputable brewery, or any homebrewer who knows what the fuck they're doing counts as quality in this case.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 02 May 2008, 14:24
So today is actually Bad Whiskey-Making Day, not No Pants Day?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 14:46
Really the only difference for me is that as I get more and more drunk, I get louder, am more likely to get naked, and become a better or worse dancer, depending on what your standards for good dancing are.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 02 May 2008, 14:53
As the limit of my BAC approaches drunk, my chattiness and makeout variables increase, but in a friendly way. Happy makeouts that make people feel happy!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 02 May 2008, 14:56
Every once in a while I become a really mean drunk, and end up yelling at people, picking fights and/or storming out of bars.  I don't know where it comes from, or what brings it on, but it's pretty Dr. Jeckyll/Mr. Hyde.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 02 May 2008, 16:03
When I say "quality" I mean "the person who distilled this was wearing pants at the time" Anything by any reputable brewery, or any homebrewer who knows what the fuck they're doing counts as quality in this case.

God dude you're still missing the part where I WAS DRINKING JD.

My drunk personality is usually The Guy Who Is Cooler In His Mind Than He Is In Real Life. It makes for epic "I hate everything I did last night" moments.

Although it was pretty awesome last May when this one drunk chick kept talking to me (I was also drunk), and she had my head bent down to listen (shrt grl s shrt). At some point she kept giving me all this ~*Sage Worldly Advice*~, and it was just a spew of drunken crap that some college grads like to push on prospective freshmen. That was the point I told her, "You know, it's nice of you to pass on your wisdom in hopes that I learn something useful, but my hopes for that happening ended long ago when you started talking about frat parties. So now it's just an excuse to stare at your rack and not feel guilty."

Edited because I don't know how to grammar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 02 May 2008, 16:16
heh last time i was really drunk (see: a while ago), i jokingly told this girl (who i didn't know) that was on the other side of a large window from me to take off her shirt, press her tits to the glass, and make the Manowar "sign of the hammer" above her head (left hand grabbing right wrist) and then she actually did it.

i was speechless with happiness.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 02 May 2008, 20:09
BLAH LAH DRUNK DRUNK FUCKin what thehell mai mean wha the hell man fuckin balls
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 03 May 2008, 00:36
I like people better when I've been drinking, but if you say something dumb I"m more likely to be an ass to you about it, but in a joking fashion.  I wish I could be so honest and yet accepting when I'm sober.  I have reflected on things and realized that I am more pleasant to be around when I have been drinking, and I am fully aware that this is sort of sad. 

I have been drinking beer and watching Army of Darkness.  It was a very good time, and I am very nicely tipsy, to that excellent point where typing is definitely an effort, but its still fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 03 May 2008, 04:19
I realise that saying this in the Drunk thread might be a bad idea, but I don't drink alcoshmols. HOWEVER when I'm around people who are very drunk I begin feeling as though I am inhaling their drunkenness. A rather spectacular party a few years ago saw me dancing barefoot in the moonlight in the middle of the street with three people I had never met before but who had drunk so much they thought I was a goddess.

I woke up the next morning with a very bad headache. I think I have a rare disease called Madidus Osmositus.

That is not a real disease.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 03 May 2008, 04:35
I got drawn on.
WITH MY OWN MARKERS.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 03 May 2008, 19:11
Tonight I was kind of an asshole at the Outback!  A guy across the bar bought me a drink because I cheered his daughter for graduating, and I had my first Tom Collins cuz that SonofWhatshisface mentioned them in the cocktail thread. 

Then I got a little loud.  And decided I needed a blueberry martini.  Which, of course, only made me louder.

But it's not like I was rude to the staff or anything, in fact I beamed radiant smiles at them whenever they brought me food.  I almost kissed the girl who said I could have both broccoli and mashed potatoes as my side.  So I guess I was just a little bit obnoxious, not really an asshole.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 03 May 2008, 20:07
When I'm drunk I think I'm the coolest and most important person in the world. I also love to tell people my life story, I will continue talking for hours if no one stops me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 03 May 2008, 20:41
So I guess I was just a little bit obnoxious, not really an asshole.

You might have felt obnoxious, but from the sounds of things it is more likely that people found you hilarious. 

I bought Gin, vermouth, and olives today, and am practicing to make an excellent martini.  It's a trial and error process.  They seem to be getting better, but at this point I don't think I'd even notice if I made the best martini ever.  I shall delay experimentation until a later date.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cernunnos on 03 May 2008, 21:13
Guys I pretty much only post when i have had a drink.

This is why I don't post much.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 04 May 2008, 12:14
Rock band party last night. I drank way too much. I sing too much as well. And when I got home I managed to hit on a guy from work via ims, and be an absolutely mopey bastard at a guy I like and am vaguely seeing. This may or may not have included me saying that more often than not I wish I was not alive. And I may have told him some things that I tend to keep secret from everyone.


And then I dyed my hair blue.




And now I have a terrible hangover, complete with headache and excessive bitchiness.


Please. Don't ever let me drink again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 05 May 2008, 00:50
Last night I took shots of warm rum. Mmmm. It burned going down. Now I'm drinking some gross vodka with sprite. Nothing like some cheap liquor to make mixed drinks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 05 May 2008, 11:10
Guys I pretty much only post when i have had a drink.

Me too! Unfortunately, this doesn't mean I've cut down on either posting or drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 06 May 2008, 00:12
I keep typing up posts in other threads and then thinking, do I really want to post this?  Maybe I"m not drunk enough, but I tend to err on the side of not posting (hence my relatively low postcount despite being here for quite a while).  Drunk thread... you guys probably understand. 

You know what's tricky?  Drunk Wacom navigation.  Why is it so hard to browse the internet with a pen?  It's not hard to draw, just navigate. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 06 May 2008, 12:34
I was rather sloshed on Cosmojitos and Mint (and lots of booze) lemonades from dinner on Friday.

Unfortunately I forgot to post here.

I also flaked on Rocky Horror because both me and my better half were too tired to go.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 06 May 2008, 14:45
skittle vodka and lemonade and cherryade.

mmmmmmmmmm.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 07 May 2008, 20:34
so here's how i roll: my friend says, hey marilyn, let's commemortae our college experience by playing bar golf.  i say ok, but only the front nine or i'll die from alkie posioning.  he says, sure.  round 6: EVERYONE WANT STO PUSS OUT ON ME.  UNACCDEPTABLE.  I vomited behind the post office to stay in the game!  I'm not jut gonna quit now!  I make it to round 7 of 9 before I reakize,m hey, irreversible unhappiness is imminent.  I refuse to finish my Angry Amigo Margarita! (it has jalapenos so it burns goinmg down.  grrr!  it's for 6th years only!)  I hate tequila!  Mfriend says, hey marilyn, i beat you at bar golf.

Well dammit I made it to 7 of Nine, and 7 of Nine is never bad.

This is at least the 3rd st:voyager joke i've  made in forum-peoples type presence.  SHIT.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 07 May 2008, 21:48
Drunk enough to visit the QC forums after 4 months! Woo!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 07 May 2008, 22:54
Man, Marill, you are winrar. Drunken Star Trek references are never bad.

I had a drunken argument with my friend's gf over Voyager vs. DS9 last time I was drunk. Epic.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 08 May 2008, 01:55
So I've got this Political Science course this semester.  It's about utopias.  Basically we've read Ecotopia and Huxley's Island and then learned about some real life intentional communities-like the Amish and hippie communes.  Our final project is to describe our own personal utopian vision.  Basically, I just have to write about how I think the world could be a better place.  I'm having way too much fun, and am slightly drunk on fictional power.  Also on wine and whiskey.  Yes, I take this class very seriously.

I'm at six pages after taking a break to go to the bar.  I was wearing one of my high school Cross Country T-Shirts and the bartender commented on it.  Turns out she used to live in my hometown and dated my Mock Trial coach back in the day.  I am endlessly amazed at how small the world really is. 

I also got some news that could potentially be shitty depending on how I approach the situation.  Right now, I am thinking that I will refuse to care.  Basically, it's something that shouldn't be my problem anymore, but for whatever reason I keep caring.  I think I'm finally done though.  Caring is silly.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Fenriswolf on 08 May 2008, 02:38
I am many things when drunk. Definitely this resonates with me:

I like people better when I've been drinking, but if you say something dumb I"m more likely to be an ass to you about it, but in a joking fashion.  I wish I could be so honest and yet accepting when I'm sober.  I have reflected on things and realized that I am more pleasant to be around when I have been drinking, and I am fully aware that this is sort of sad.

So pathetically true of yours truly. A am a bitter, cynical person who doesn't like most people very much. I'm passionate about too many things, intolerant enough of others to irritate myself and somewhat agoraphobic (not when drunk  :laugh:). Having said that if you met me you would be surprised as I'm pretty good at being personable. But ANYway, when drunk I generally feel magnanimous, am capable of admitting to being happy/having positive feelings without cringing, am more confident and actually willing to call people out on all the things I usually just internally wince at.

My biggest problem though is that when I'm drunk I want to fuck everything in sight. Or more accurately I am easily attracted to people alcohol or no and alcohol makes it really hard to stop myself. I have ended up stroking legs and breasts of most female friends who will let me, kissing and nuzzling necks of both men and women. Honestly, give me two beers and people I respect and I'd be up for a big orgy. I love sex for the sake of the thrill but that is not allowed me any more

I don't get violent but I get very keen on fighting. I am a natural fighter, love fighting in the ring, but have never been in a street fight. This is probably partially because whenever people get bulshy I get quite keen for them to hit me so I can hit them back. Bullies can tell. Dammit. lol

The other thing I hate is the depressive drunk. My relationship with my partner is very stable and loving but we have some communication issues and I have a major guilt-complex so many times I have got drunk and ended up sobbing "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" for like 3 hours before I'm finally unconscious. I HATE this  :oops:

Finally, as you can probably see I'm even more rambly than usual  :-D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 08 May 2008, 04:31
It is twelve thirty in the afternoon.

I am already un-sober.

I think I like being an alcoholic.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 08 May 2008, 05:23
Drunk enough to visit the QC forums after 4 months! Woo!

Matt! Welcome back!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 08 May 2008, 07:21
Yeah dude seriously where the shit have you been
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 08 May 2008, 22:27
There was a party last night. I wasn't invited but knew about it. I didn't want to go(honestly. I'm tired from work, plus I had a review at work today, and it was probably not a grand idea for me to go in hungover). Anyway, today one of the guys from the party asks me why I wasn't there. I told him is was because I wasn't invited. He asks why I didn't just crash it like he did. So I say:

"Why would I want to go to a party that I wasn't invited to? Why would I want to go to a party, with a bunch of hipsters, who don't want me there, who are just gonna ignore me the whole time? So I can sit on the couch and drink and get more and more depressed? What is the point of that? Why would I do that?"

I wasn't rude or a jerk or anything when I said that. Its the truth and I stated it as such. I don't care that I'm not invited to the parties because usually I am just going to drink, and I really don't need that.


However, this whole exchange depressed me a little, and now I am at home, drinking by myself.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 08 May 2008, 23:30
drinking by myself.

Good ideas!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: gardenhead_ on 09 May 2008, 03:25
drinking by myself.
Good ideas, seconded!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 09 May 2008, 12:31
Hey whats up
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 09 May 2008, 12:31
(http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/postimages/whale-penis.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 09 May 2008, 13:38
What the hell?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 09 May 2008, 14:57
I'm hung like that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 09 May 2008, 16:23
hahahaha five hours of sleep after posting a picture of a whale dick and I am still drunk enough to post in here
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Spluff on 09 May 2008, 18:52
do you think its rad to have alcoholism guys
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 09 May 2008, 20:21
I am curious as to how you produced that pic while drunk.

You had it on your hard drive, didn't you.

If by hard drive you mean toilet door, yes.

Today in the middle of a business day I threw up behind a wheelie bin in the alleyway next to a classy women's clothing boutique in a nice part of town. I am really pleased with this.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jodizzle on 10 May 2008, 01:53
Guys I have drunk a bottle of fizzy pink fun with strawberries in it.  i am having a week late celebration of my graduation WITH THE INTERNET. EVERYONE COME TO GABBLY AND HELP
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/100_1741.jpg)
I made snacks (I ate them all. Camembert cheese and fresh dates is so good)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/100_1742.jpg)
FIZZ WITH STRAWBERRIES GUYS
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/100_1743.jpg)
Celebrating Jammie style.

I am bored. come party in th gabblebox guys.
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Post by: jodizzle on 10 May 2008, 01:55
Guys I think I forgot which thread I wa sin.  it is like if they combined the photo thread and drunk thread that is what i posted in.


Whatevs.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 10 May 2008, 22:58
I won a poker tournament at my local bar tonight.

Bar tab $60. Pot $200

I GOT PAID TO DRINK.

UV Vodkais my new friend. It tastes like purple Koolaid. And ti's only $3

OHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!1
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Post by: Ozymandias on 11 May 2008, 00:55
Guys I'm drunk now but I have nothing to say to you so fuck you guys.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 12 May 2008, 02:31
When I am more prepared to read, I will go back and see how many days in the last week I have posted in this thread.  Probably too many.

I've been drinking wine and playing bass for the last three hours.  It's been lovely, but I've realized that my bass is still pretty loud unplugged.  I guess I"m nont drunk enough if I"m still worried a bout waking the neighbors.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 14 May 2008, 19:29
Guys, this thread is way too far down the first page. Not enough of you are drunk.

Also, I was told tonight that I have impeccable music taste. Twice. By two different people. I mention this, because that's mainly thanks to this board. You guys have introduced me to great music, and basically, those compliments were directed towards you.

However, I went to a club, and the only songs that I knew that they played were Blondie's Heart of Glass and the Woohoo Song by Blur. I guess I'm not hip?
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Post by: Ballard on 14 May 2008, 20:21
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v240/40/30/607765409/n607765409_807953_9053.jpg)
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 14 May 2008, 20:37
Ballard, that hat, that hat Ballard.


Also JD and Rikalov shots tonight
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Post by: mberan42 on 14 May 2008, 21:11
Matt! Welcome back!
Yeah dude seriously where the shit have you been

Thanks, Liz!

I needed a massive break from INTERNET DRAMA, Pat. Been lurking here on and off the past few days, not really ready to come back though.
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Post by: Ballard on 14 May 2008, 22:08
The hat does not belong to me, rather to my fabulous fashion-school bound friend.
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Post by: blaha 41 on 14 May 2008, 22:22
The hat does not belong to me, rather to my fabulous fashion-school bound friend.

fashion school friends are the best. they make you forget that some people in the rest of the world have real (not-so-drug-related) problems.

i'm finishing up this week's gossip girl now and working my way through a bottle of (surprisingly nice) california pinot noir.

the number of secrets i have also surprises me.
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Post by: Liz on 15 May 2008, 11:53
Thanks, Liz!

I needed a massive break from INTERNET DRAMA, Pat. Been lurking here on and off the past few days, not really ready to come back though.

Well you should. We miss you around here!
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Post by: Patrick on 15 May 2008, 12:53
not really ready to come back though.

DON'T CARE, THIS IS AN ORDER: COME BACK
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Post by: ledhendrix on 15 May 2008, 14:34
I'm sober. What you gonna do Un-sober thread?
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Post by: muffy on 15 May 2008, 18:53
slip you a whiskey in the hopes that you can join in with the inebriated fun?

Whiskey always makes good!

Actually, scrap that. I'm a few sips away from becoming maudlin, therefore shall abandon the internet and sleep it away until happy comes. I've been paid to dress like a 1940s pin up and get wrecked in the process, it's taken its toll...
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Post by: sean on 15 May 2008, 19:52
Force you on the ground.
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Post by: Patrick on 16 May 2008, 03:12
I've been paid to dress like a 1940s pin up

pix
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Post by: Ballard on 16 May 2008, 06:59
I don't know what's more creepy- the fact that you're probably right, or the fact that you remember where Patrick gets his porn..
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Post by: jhocking on 16 May 2008, 13:40
I don't know what's more creepy- the fact that you're probably right, or the fact that you remember where Patrick gets his porn..

While both of those are worse, it's pretty creepy that you knew what he was talking about. I mean, I certainly had no idea until reading your post. Just saying.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 16 May 2008, 13:49
I'm not drunk, but I'm certainly un-sober enough to be posting in this thread. After 4 exams in the past 24 hours and no sleep since 6am yesterday, my brain is fried and running only on caffiene and concerta right now
hauglabah dont you love college
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Post by: Barmymoo on 16 May 2008, 13:50
Four exams? You're beating me.

What's concerta?
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Post by: redglasscurls on 16 May 2008, 13:55
Like ritalin/adderall- a drug for people with ADD, used and abused widely by college kids in order to stay up for multiple multiple hours longer than any human should in order to study. Kinda like truck drivers and meth.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 16 May 2008, 18:20
I was prescribed Concerta for several years, actually. I never used it to stay up, though. It makes sense now that I think about it, though, since it's designed as a time-release drug.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 16 May 2008, 19:44
Man i thought it was like some weird variation on the plural for concerto or something
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 16 May 2008, 22:21
It makes sense now that I think about it, though, since it's designed as a time-release drug.

This is why you crush it up and snort it.  Time-release can be defeated.
I am not necessarily advocating the abuse of prescription drugs, I'm just providing information.  Yeah.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 17 May 2008, 01:50
Oh, I assumed that the time-release was what helped people stay awake.

Man, I probably could have made a lot of money selling that stuff, if I had known it was used recreationally. Although I don't know if I would have been a very good drug dealer at 16, which I think was around the time my doctor decided I didn't need it any more.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 17 May 2008, 04:04
You probably could have gotten something for it, but only if you had high dosage pills. Concerta has uncomfortable side effects compared to the other two, so its not really preferred. I've only used it twice, both for exam study, but I know lots of people who take it alllll the time.

Darkbluerabbit- I just cut it in half:P It speeds up the effect and means I can CHOOSE if I want to be up for another 6 hours or not. No crystalline shit going up my nose, thanks.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 17 May 2008, 11:43
The time-release amphetamine/stimulant/study aid drugs I've seen are all capsules with lots of little white balls in them, as opposed to solid pills.  I've heard that it would be a really, really bad idea to open those up, crush the little balls that are inside, and snort them.  I prefer the time-release effect anyway, so I wouldn't in the first place, but it's rarely a good idea to circumvent time-release mechanisms in prescription drugs.
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Post by: Liz on 17 May 2008, 18:55
Awww, Jens, don't be so sad! Your friends are the pathetic ones, not you.
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Post by: Liz on 17 May 2008, 19:00
Jens, I have no idea what you are like off of the internet.

Besides, you're drunk and sad, I feel I should at least try to cheer you up somehow.
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Post by: Slick on 17 May 2008, 19:44
HEY FUCK YOU.

I think we should pass around a collection to fly Jens to Toronto. Or, at least, buy him a happy hat. Or some stuff to induce vomiting or something.
Dude I think you shouldn't drink all that vodka. I'd be unhappy if you died. Liz would miss you or something if you were gone.

I have had times when I just didn't have a birthday party because I didn't reckon anyone would come. This year I had a pretty sweet party. What you need to realize is that all human interactions are fleeting self-defeating lies I mean happiness will come in time.
It feels like shit sometimes, being better on the internet than in real life. Fuck them.
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Post by: Liz on 17 May 2008, 19:50
If I had any spare money I would donate to that fund. We would cheer you up! And  yes, I would miss you if you died.
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Post by: morca007 on 18 May 2008, 17:16
Hello Drunk Thread, This weekend I was drunk for ~60% of my waking hours.
Firsts:
-Blacking out.  Woke up with no pants. Found pants later, soaking wet. Apparantly thought going swimming on the oregon coast at 2am was a great idea. Also thought it was a good idea to walk to the beach sans shoes.
-Puking. Fuck King's Cup.
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Post by: JediBendu on 20 May 2008, 01:23
Hello drunk thread. I am now drunk and all my friends are asleep so I am posting in the drunk thread finally. It feels like quite the accomplishemnt. Unfortunaltely I have nothing really to talk about so I'm just going to say that I'm kind of fucking drunk and I want to watch fucking Justice League. Because Justice League is a cool fucking show. I'll probably bre         drunk tomorrow oo, I'm looking forweard tothat.

I'm even fucking wearing the "Drunk hat" and hsit and I can't even believe I thought to edit this poist instead of whatever.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 20 May 2008, 01:34
Oh drunl thread...you know what is delicious?  Garlic.  I'm going to make something garlicky. 

I am happily at that point where I am functional, but still drunk.   I am also In that whole "I love you, man.." state.  Jens, you are a pretty cool dude, and I enjoy your posts.  No lies.  You have a good sense of humor.

I need sleep.
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Post by: muffy on 21 May 2008, 19:49
Psssssssssssssssssssssjed.
I feel that vomititis o'clock is upon me. I'm meant to be hosting a music video in 8 hours time. Everyone else involved in said music video project wisely stopped drinking and left the club hours ago. OOOOOPS.
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Post by: abadname on 21 May 2008, 20:28
I lurk the fuck out of this forum.  But now I am pretty damn drunk.  I enjoy this forum but I have never felt at home here.  So i post randomly, like now!

Continue.
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Post by: jeph on 21 May 2008, 20:52
GUESS WHO HAS A LITER OF HENDRICK'S GIN AND A LITER OF TONIC WATER WAITING FOR HIM AT HOME

(hint: it is me)
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Post by: öde on 22 May 2008, 10:49
Is it you, jeph?
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 22 May 2008, 12:32
Wait, is it me?

It's me, isn't it.

Oh god, what is wrong with me
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Post by: ZJGent on 22 May 2008, 19:04
I have been awake and bendering for three days straight now, so before I sleep I will tell you that ARBLE BARBLE ARBLE BARBLE BARBLE SLEEP MADNESS DRUUUUGS BOOOOZE NO SLEEEEP, SILLY MAN. OH NOOOOO.

ARBLE. BARBLE.
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Post by: Ballard on 22 May 2008, 22:34
Post of the year guys. Seriously.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 23 May 2008, 11:50
This thread always catches me as i'm starting to become unsober.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 23 May 2008, 11:54
Post of the year guys. Seriously.

Make that forum member of the year.
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Post by: mberan42 on 23 May 2008, 19:57
roddy i want to party with you
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Post by: Liz on 23 May 2008, 19:58
Maaaaatt.

Why don't you post outside of the drunk thread anymore? We miss you around here!
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Post by: Johnny C on 25 May 2008, 02:48
I HAD SO MUCH FUCKING BEER AND OTHER ALCOHOL TONIGHT

GOd damn am i drunk

i don't even care about formatting




y0u cunts are lucky i don't lock that fucking pointless thread

it takes every ounce of me not to kill every regular in there
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Post by: Ozymandias on 25 May 2008, 07:56
I got very drunk last night and had a conversation about masturbation and fucking and porn with my friend's girlfriend for hours.

It was a good night.

Fuck you, Johnny.
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Post by: muffy on 25 May 2008, 16:57
I've been swilling brandy for my toothache all day. I seem to have got through most of the bottle, though... I am fairly sure that was not supposed to happen.

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Post by: Patrick on 26 May 2008, 00:34
I introduced my friends to the raki I managed to smuggle through U.S. Customs last week. My friend Sean took a swig and was quickly familiarized with the "one shot of raki is three of whiskey" rule.

Why didn't I just steal the 1 liter bottle?
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 28 May 2008, 01:42
I've put away a bottle of wine and am working on another.

I am way more drunk than my spelling skills would indicate.

I feel entitled to drink this much because of who I ran into today.

That is all. Y'all get no blogs from me.

To summarize- Wine=good.
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Post by: jeph on 28 May 2008, 01:44
SAILOR JERRY


FFFFFFFFFFUCK YOUUUU

GH@PT*(*%U%(NC(|GIN|PGN(
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Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 28 May 2008, 09:08
You be careful with that Ambien, Jeph. Last time I took it is the time I blacked out on my parents bed and mysteriously came to while puking in my toilet.


Gin, however, I have nothing against, you enjoy that all you want, sailor.
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Post by: Aminal on 29 May 2008, 08:53
I went to two wine tastings with my friend that I hadn't seen in 6 years (since we grad'ed high school) then we went back to her place and grilled steaks which we ate in the dying sunlight.  There were fireflies!  But also mosquitoes.  More wine was drunk, and after her family went to bed I said we should continue our gossiping in the hot tub. 

Swimsuits?  We don't need no steenkin sweemsuits!  So twelve hours from when I arrived at her house I was drunk, full of steak, and floating naked in a jacuzzi.

Why can't all my social calls go this way?
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Post by: Peet on 29 May 2008, 18:38
.qɐqǝʞ ɐ ɥʇıʍ uʍoɟ ǝpısdظn sɹɐǝddɐ buıʇıɹʍ ʎɯ ʇɐɥʇ ʞunɹp os buıǝq oʇ ǝnǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ʇsʇoɹʍ ʇouuɐɔ ı
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Post by: Peet on 29 May 2008, 18:39
uʍop ǝpısdn ɯɐ ı ʞunɹp os
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Post by: jhocking on 29 May 2008, 18:46
Why can't all my social calls go this way?

pix plz
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Post by: Ballard on 29 May 2008, 22:16
Aren't you engaged or something?
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Post by: redglasscurls on 30 May 2008, 09:38
Engaged people like boobs too! They just happen to particularly like a certain pair.
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Post by: jhocking on 30 May 2008, 10:57
I think the lesson here is do not invite Eugene to your bachelor party.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 30 May 2008, 19:42
Well it's getting light now. I have to go to a curr night tomorrow an a bottle smashing competition the day after (such a had life). I've been drinking cheap lager (2 g, doubt it) all night (Biere Speciale specially selecte for tescos) and just spent the last several hours devising ways to grow drugs with my dad.  I'm thinking that i should probably go to sleep now, i'm also thinking that i should probably make all of my "i's" capital but you know fuck it. We shouldn't have perfect grammar this is the drunk thread.

Ehm i'm 18 this wednesday coming, I get to open a bottle of sloe gin my parents made in 2000 for my 18th birthday, by my reckoning it should be one of the best drinks i'll ever have.

Bye qc forum, i'm not sure if i fit in here, i like it when my photos are complimented and there are some excellent discussions happen here but you know.
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Post by: abadname on 01 Jun 2008, 00:16
A really cute girl i met tonight liked me, this was confirmed by multiple sources.  then I forgot her name and she wants nothing to do with me.

Damnit why do i always get so drunk that i never remember names.....Well i never remember names because i'm a really visual person.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 01 Jun 2008, 00:54
Tonight was, without a doubt, one of the worst nights of my life. Fuck people and their fucking stuff. Fuck.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 06 Jun 2008, 21:36
Ugh.  I just turned down a 100% chance of losing my virginity.  FUCK.  I feel like an idiot.
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Post by: Patrick on 07 Jun 2008, 03:34
The other day, I was invited by my girlfriend (the relationship was short-lived, I'm breaking up with her as soon as I have time to meet her in person again, but that's another story) to a party where I could've tried shrooms, but the people there were being stupid dramatic dickbags and so I left after the first 5 minutes.

A couple of days ago I smoked a bowl with a buddy of mine here in town, and then we played Guitar Hero II. It is pretty bad when marijuana is the only thing that can make me enjoy that game, even a miniscule little fraction of a bit. Austin wound up going to sleep, so I played Star Wars Battlefronts II. It wasn't as fun while high, because I kept fucking up a bunch of super easy kills I'd have normally made without any trouble. Fuck your slow rate of fire, engineer class.
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Post by: Ballard on 08 Jun 2008, 23:03
Ugh.  I just turned down a 100% chance of losing my virginity.  FUCK.  I feel like an idiot.

Man, be glad. You may feel like an idiot but believe me, losing your virginity sober is so much fucking better.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 09 Jun 2008, 15:45
Seconded.  Drunk sex is only fun if you don't mind missing the important part.
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Post by: jhocking on 09 Jun 2008, 22:07
He's a born-again virgin. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23254178/)
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Post by: Ballard on 10 Jun 2008, 23:41
No, I'm speaking from the perspective of someone who lost theirs sober and imagines drunk sex to be terrible.

Where do you find this shit Joe?
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Post by: ledhendrix on 11 Jun 2008, 05:09
Yeah I lost mine when I was drunk and afterwards I was all "That could have been much better".
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Post by: jhocking on 11 Jun 2008, 06:00
Where do you find this shit Joe?

In the time that I save by not obsessing about music or sports, I make a modest effort to be informed about the world.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 11 Jun 2008, 07:12
I am a big giant nerd.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 11 Jun 2008, 10:27
You kind of have to wonder what they use for the hymen replacement surgery...
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Post by: redglasscurls on 11 Jun 2008, 13:50
From Joe's site- "Once in awhile, Baker says, she’ll get a patient who just wants to give a present to her husband. “One patient of mine gave it to her husband as an anniversary gift," says Baker. "She was not a virgin when they got married so we re-attached her hymen to reproduce that experience.”"

what
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Post by: RedLion on 11 Jun 2008, 14:35
That's fucked up.

Is it pansy-ish to drink Mikes Hard Lemonade? It's not like that's the only thing I drink, but it tastes good, so I do have a couple sometimes. Certain people tend to give me hell for it, though, calling it a girl's drink.

Thoughts?
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Post by: muffy on 11 Jun 2008, 14:56
Seconded.  Drunk sex is only fun if you don't mind missing the important part.
Hmmm.
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Post by: Dissy on 11 Jun 2008, 15:28
Where do you find this shit Joe?

My Fiancee doesn't put out, so I have to find other avenues to keep myself entertained.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 11 Jun 2008, 17:28
Man, don't go down that road. The absolute last thing I want to hear ever is Joe talking about the details of his sex life.
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Post by: morca007 on 11 Jun 2008, 17:36
Is it pansy-ish to drink Mikes Hard Lemonade? It's not like that's the only thing I drink, but it tastes good, so I do have a couple sometimes. Certain people tend to give me hell for it, though, calling it a girl's drink.

Thoughts?
Yes. Yes it is.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 12 Jun 2008, 07:09
It kind of is. You should just learn how to make a few decent mixed drinks that you enjoy.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 12 Jun 2008, 08:05
Agreed.  Some of those 2-ingredient ones (i.e. Screwdriver, Jack & Coke) are tasty, simple to make, and less pansy-ish
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Post by: Patrick on 12 Jun 2008, 10:51
Man, don't go down that road. The absolute last thing I want to hear ever is Joe talking about the details of his sex life.

Why not? Do you not enjoy a good and hearty laugh?

Wait fuck I just know I'm setting myself up for something here
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Post by: 0bsessions on 12 Jun 2008, 10:53
...

Nah. Too easy. I take the cheap laugh often enough.
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Post by: Patrick on 12 Jun 2008, 11:50
Your mom's too easy, and fuck you I don't fucking fuck cattle
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Post by: RedLion on 12 Jun 2008, 13:00
Patrick, you have terrible luck with pagebreaks.
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Post by: Patrick on 12 Jun 2008, 13:23
WHY WON'T YOU DIE

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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 12 Jun 2008, 13:33
Whoa.





(stoned)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 15 Jun 2008, 18:35
WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND FELL OFF THE WAGON


THIS GUY


FELL OFF THE WAGON WITH A MOTHERLICKING BUMP, SUCKERS AND HOMEDOGS. FO SHIZZLE. SWIZZLE SWIZZLE. RAZZLE DAZZLE.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ackblom12 on 21 Jun 2008, 22:18
I am drunk, but I did not throw up in the car like Jason.

Also, drunken unexpected karaoke is quite amusing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 27 Jun 2008, 21:01
Dearest unsober thread,

I'm sorry QC, my eye hath wandered.

Tonight, i met up with another community. she didn't mean anything to me, i promise. it was just a one time thing and i'm sorry. i had a few drinks and played some laser tag and teenage mutant ninja turtles and one thing led to another and now all i have left is my shame and the promise of a hangover.

I swear i'll get tested for forum aids tomorrow, baby.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 04 Jul 2008, 19:33
Sober thread, i am shrooming pretty freaking hard right now. the webbrowser kinda hurts my eyes a lot though and I keep having to correct typos so I'm going to sleep i think.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Jul 2008, 20:31
I am high as balls. That is all.
I'm shrooming monday, will report back with my findings.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 04 Jul 2008, 21:56
god damn don't you hate it when you live in a drugs-free household. which means that when you go home after the house party you bought drugs for fizzles out three hours early, you have to do your entire stash by yourself pre-homing.

actually this is not so bad.

wired like electrics.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 05 Jul 2008, 03:18
Who's crossfaded?

This guy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Plasticity on 05 Jul 2008, 12:54
Who's crossfaded?

This guy.

I haven't heard this term in years.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 05 Jul 2008, 17:49
Blah, Y'all are silly lightweights! Ble happy you are still able to from sensibalible sentences out of your slurred spleach, and inane rabmblings!

Kids these days.... Now, back when i started this thread.... *canewalk*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 05 Jul 2008, 18:09
Go go team party! Everyone better enjoy some Maker's Mark with a lovely sidearm of PBR - oh and you may want to add a biggity bong hit into the mix as well for ultimate bliss. Rock ya socks off.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 06 Jul 2008, 14:40
I've not posted here in nearly two weeks because I've been in (and remain in) Europe. I'm currently in Marseilles. But let me just say that I drank four bottles of French wine the other night in Cannes. It was a fun night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Drill King on 08 Jul 2008, 22:46
ffffffffffff spiced rum
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 08 Jul 2008, 22:48
Presidente's pretty good.

That is all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 08 Jul 2008, 22:50
Well, I am sitting here drinking Laphroaig and listening to Alex Beaton, and Brian McNeill, among others.  I am enjoying myself immensely. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 08 Jul 2008, 23:26
It has been too long since my last inebriation.

As soon as I am paid, that will be gin and scotch night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 09 Jul 2008, 01:43
So I decided to visit my parents for this early half of the week in Bum-fuck, Indiana. They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!) but they happened to be having a Tuesday night special that didn't really suck: a six bottle bucket of New Castle for $12.00. Way to slightly recover from poor taste, Bumsville, Indiana, even it is isn't "interspectacular, fantabulous." Drink enough so your walk home is an interesting geometric equation.

Seriously though, "BODY MASSAGE MACHINE. GO!"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 09 Jul 2008, 01:52
Widmer Hefeweizen aint very good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 09 Jul 2008, 11:52
(http://www.imyspacegraphics.com/images/captain-morgan/CaptainMorgan2.jpg)
Aye aye Captain!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 09 Jul 2008, 11:56
if you take a whiskey sour and sub in OJ instead of lemon juice (or mix it with the lemon juice), does it become another drink? or am i just the weirdo that drinks whiskey orange sours?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imapiratearg on 09 Jul 2008, 11:59
They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!)

Man, I don't think there's much of anything wrong with Coor's.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Jul 2008, 12:08
you mean besides the fact that it's pretty much foamy water?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 09 Jul 2008, 14:57
Orange juice and whiskey? You have go to be shitting me, that would be awful.

Coors Light is good when it's really really cold and you've been working really hard.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 09 Jul 2008, 17:41
They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!)

Man, I don't think there's much of anything wrong with Coor's.

You said recently you drank for the first time the other day, right?

Try some good shit then get back to us.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Jul 2008, 21:05
That stuff and its ilk are basically the reason the rest of the world assumes all of our beer is shit, since the majority of what's sold is...shit.

Shitty shitty shit shit shit that's basically only suitable for cooking, if that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 09 Jul 2008, 22:49
Big mistake. When you cook with alcohol, the ethanol evaporates and the flavors concentrate. Hence, if you cook with shitty alcohol, you're gonna get a load of concentrated shitty flavors in your dish.

Never cook with any alcohol you wouldn't drink. This goes double for wine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: himynameisjulien on 10 Jul 2008, 00:21
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

The Assassin of Youth!



Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

SKOOLED
He also invented the word "bump"
I just realized that to people who think I'm kidding this is going to seem like a bump.
It's not, I swear, Shakespeare actually invented it (the word "bump").
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Jul 2008, 02:17
Big mistake. When you cook with alcohol, the ethanol evaporates and the flavors concentrate. Hence, if you cook with shitty alcohol, you're gonna get a load of concentrated shitty flavors in your dish.

Never cook with any alcohol you wouldn't drink. This goes double for wine.

The ethanol evaporates, but only marginally faster than water would. Unless you're reducing it to a sauce, the quality of your wine (or beer, in this case) will have little to no effect on your cooking. Rather, the qualities you're actually looking for from cooking alcohol are the ability to extract the alcohol-soluble flavors from what you're cooking and possibly changing the pH of your liquid. Besides, when you're talking about a crappy American beer, 75% of the problem is the weakness of the flavor, not the flavor itself. Whatever concentration of the flavor there is would actually help the darn thing during the cooking process

ADDENDUM:

Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

Once the conventional wisdom, but lately refuted, seeing as there's actually no evidence that the Hashshashins ever used marijuana beyond the supposed etymology of the word.

Which, seriously, can you imagine getting ridiculously high and then deftly sneaking up to someone and murdering the fuck out of them? Has this ever happened before?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 10 Jul 2008, 02:28
They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!)

Man, I don't think there's much of anything wrong with Coor's.
Look at you. Look at how wrong you are.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Plasticity on 10 Jul 2008, 03:19
Dude, coors is delicioius.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 10 Jul 2008, 05:22
Coors is gay. (http://www.blogactive.com/2004/10/take-action-theres-something-about.html)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 10 Jul 2008, 07:16
Orange juice and whiskey? You have go to be shitting me, that would be awful.

Coors Light is good when it's really really cold and you've been working really hard.

Yeah i thought it was weird too...I don't know, it tastes okay to me, i like it more than the lemon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 10 Jul 2008, 15:53
Once the conventional wisdom, but lately refuted, seeing as there's actually no evidence that the Hashshashins ever used marijuana beyond the supposed etymology of the word.

Which, seriously, can you imagine getting ridiculously high and then deftly sneaking up to someone and murdering the fuck out of them? Has this ever happened before?

Depends how high you are, if you've smoked yourself retarded then you're not going to be able to do anything; but I've found that when I'm just moderately high I can push myself harder and focus better. I often go biking high because I can't feel the burn in my legs as much, it lets me go harder and longer and get a great workout. Also, doing any kind of work with small parts that requires a lot of patience and concentration is much easier.


On the note of Coors (vaguely): American beer is generally like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water. It's not awful, just weak.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 10 Jul 2008, 17:30
The generalization of American beers should be changed to Corporate American beers, because there are a plethora of small breweries scattered throughout all of the United States that produce damn fine beers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 10 Jul 2008, 17:52
Wasn't the story with the assassins that the leader of the sect, known as the Old Man of the Mountains (he has some arabic name I can't remember) drugged his recruits with hash and fed them sherbet and virgins to make them think they were in paradise?

Then the next day they were all "Damn, not in paradise any more, maybe if I follow this nutbar zealot I'll get into paradise. Better kill me some crusaders." I don't remember anyone saying they got high and killed people.

Anyway, I think the current consensus is this story is bullshit, as you say.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 10 Jul 2008, 18:16
The generalization of American beers should be changed to Corporate American beers, because there are a plethora of small breweries scattered throughout all of the United States that produce damn fine beers.
This. Most American Macros suck, but we have tons of awesome micros.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 10 Jul 2008, 22:15
I have discovered an additional pronunciation for the word "whisky".  That pronunciation is "Talisker".  However, the preferred pronunciation is still "Laphroaig".

And I am listening to some killer old time country while sipping said Talisker. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Jul 2008, 02:49
I'm surprised you've only just found it!  But I still prefer Lagavulin for an Islay, and Glendronach otherwise.

Paul
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 11 Jul 2008, 03:16
Man, I can't wait until I'm as old as you dudes so I can wax on about nigh-unpronounceable Scottish alcohol.

I'm not being factitious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Jul 2008, 09:36
yeah. apparently tasmanania makes pretty good cider. I certtainly had no idea. thanks, guys.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 11 Jul 2008, 10:35
I second Ozymandias. I'd love to have the money and years of booze experience to really expand beyond what can be found at the occasionally impressive liquor stores in the surrounding area. That is quite snazzy! If I get a second stimulus check I may have to place some orders on http://www.internetwines.com/ to broaden my horizons a bit more, since I know people in this area are only tapping into a small amount of the various, high quality boozes out there.

Cheers for taste, experience, and sharing! Keep on boozing my friends.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 11 Jul 2008, 10:57
I'm surprised you've only just found it!  But I still prefer Lagavulin for an Islay, and Glendronach otherwise.

Paul

I keep hearing good things about various Scotch whiskys, but the local shops don't carry them.  However, a new, "super store" for liquor has recently opened in my neighborhood, and that is where I found the Talisker. 

My current plan is to drink my way through the Classic Malts and then try everything else I have heard about.

I'll keep you posted.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Fister on 11 Jul 2008, 14:51
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YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER

Don't worry; I'm not.
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2s1vn9g.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 11 Jul 2008, 14:58
so that's where my DirectTV remote went.  You stole it!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thlayli on 11 Jul 2008, 16:32
I second Ozymandias. I'd love to have the money and years of booze experience to really expand beyond what can be found at the occasionally impressive liquor stores in the surrounding area. That is quite snazzy! If I get a second stimulus check I may have to place some orders on http://www.internetwines.com/ to broaden my horizons a bit more, since I know people in this area are only tapping into a small amount of the various, high quality boozes out there.

Cheers for taste, experience, and sharing! Keep on boozing my friends.

I'm just throwing this out there, but after a cursory perusal of the rest of this thread I didn't see any mention of Bull's Blood, better known in some places as Egri Bikaver. It's a flinty red Hungarian wine that I don't see much outside specialty shops. My favorite wine ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Jul 2008, 17:02
I haven't seen it around recently in the UK; 25 years ago it was quite fashionable if you couldn't afford better.  I guess I drank quite a lot over the years.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 12 Jul 2008, 01:19
Gentlemen. Thank you for consistently providing some well educated opinions on booze. Keep on drinking better then I do so I can learn (again, no sarcasm, I just like complying a list of stuff that I have not tasted or developed a solid opinion on so I can better expand my boundaries).

Again: Cheers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 12 Jul 2008, 14:58
Stoned as balls and going to smoke in front of the High St sign with friends. Perhaps pictures will come.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 12 Jul 2008, 17:50
It is a good night to drink ample high life cans, a 1/2 pint of Makers, and dance in the rain.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 13 Jul 2008, 02:50
just got back from the club, pretty buzzed...bout to smoke
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: fatty on 13 Jul 2008, 03:58
I considered posting hilariously here when I was drunk but it within 5 minutes it was getting too hard to operate the touch pad. I made it onto irc, but not gabbly.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 13 Jul 2008, 22:04
Tonight I open our fancy eurpean liqour.
the plum Schnapps is mighty funny.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 14 Jul 2008, 06:51
getting some hash tonight...first time since amsterdam. woo.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 14 Jul 2008, 13:29
The volcano is the best vaporizer I've ever used. Goddamn!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 14 Jul 2008, 15:48
I had absinthe while in Europe. I was disappointed. No psychedelic effects. Just ridiculous potent alcohol level-wise. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 14 Jul 2008, 17:55
Could that be because Absinthe is just ridiculously potent alcohol?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 14 Jul 2008, 19:09
Yeah, but Renaissance poets/artists wrote about how it caused "visions" and such. I mean, when you're smashed beyond belief, vision in general gets to be a bit of a muddle, but these guys were talking about full on LSD-style visions. That was the reason it was banned, or so I've been led to believe--its supposed psychotropic effects.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 14 Jul 2008, 19:14
You've been duped sir!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 14 Jul 2008, 21:35
Poorly produced absinth (and any liquor really) can indeed cause hallucinations as your body attempts to save itself. This is eqquivalent to saying getting a very high fever leads to enlightment,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 15 Jul 2008, 01:38
Yeah, but Renaissance poets/artists wrote about how it caused "visions" and such. I mean, when you're smashed beyond belief, vision in general gets to be a bit of a muddle, but these guys were talking about full on LSD-style visions. That was the reason it was banned, or so I've been led to believe--its supposed psychotropic effects.
Absinthe is not a hallucinogen. It is just an alcoholic drink. Please, people, don't drink the kool aid.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Fenriswolf on 15 Jul 2008, 02:21
Damn, you're right. I sort of liked the idea of wormwood as a hallucinogen.

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In summary, thujone and absinthe were unjustly maligned and demonized, for a combination of commercial and ideological (even religious) reasons. Switzerland where cannabis is legal (and often steeped in vodka) still bans absinthe despite its ready availability. The USA still prohibits absinthe but does not presently make any special effort to interdict small quantities entering for personal use. In Europe, Pernod-Ricard survives as the continent's major beverage producer, but to afficianados, the name Pernod will always conjur up the Green Fairy and her 'opal wand'. Taken in moderation as all alcoholic drinks should be, absinthe is just one of many pleasant aperitifs, albeit one with a far more interesting history than most.

Taken from here: http://www.3dchem.com/molecules.asp?ID=142 (http://www.3dchem.com/molecules.asp?ID=142). Also, this (http://www.wormwoodsociety.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=251&Itemid=1) is interesting
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkstrike on 15 Jul 2008, 03:00
Doe's anyone actually drink Absinthe with sugar and water, the way its supposed to be done?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 15 Jul 2008, 07:31
Yeah, but Renaissance poets/artists wrote about how it caused "visions" and such. I mean, when you're smashed beyond belief, vision in general gets to be a bit of a muddle, but these guys were talking about full on LSD-style visions. That was the reason it was banned, or so I've been led to believe--its supposed psychotropic effects.

i think it's been proven that the ingredient that causes the tripping, thujone (sp?), is barely present in absinthe and probably wasn't all that plentiful in the old shit too. so it's just a really strong herbal drink that's better enjoyed slower (imo with the whole sugar/water thing) than in a fast shot glass.

and you do get drunk but it's like a clearer drunk
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Jul 2008, 10:27
Doe's anyone actually drink Absinthe with sugar and water, the way its supposed to be done?

"Doe's"?

"DOE'S"?!

What the hell? Do you think apostrophes are some sort of whore of punctuation that you can throw into any goddamn word as you please?

At any rate, I've never even tried shooting absinthe. I've always done the water thing, because it tastes so goddamn good why would I want to have it over with so quickly?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkstrike on 15 Jul 2008, 10:39
Actually, my spellchecker told me that was correct.


I tried it once with water, but I was too drunk to remember, lol.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 15 Jul 2008, 10:43
"Doe's"?

"DOE'S"?!

What the hell? Do you think apostrophes are some sort of whore of punctuation

omg can't stop laughing
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 15 Jul 2008, 10:45
aw. joe beat me to it
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Jul 2008, 14:49
Actually, my spellchecker told me that was correct.

Your spellchecker is a mindless machine and, also, a dick. Doe's is a word. As in "That shit is a doe's." As in a deer. As in a fucking female deer. It is the wrong word because there are no fucking female deers possessing any absinthe in your sentence or the entire goddamn world.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RobbieOC on 15 Jul 2008, 14:52
Man, fuck spellcheck.

But tonight I'm drinking with a friend from Kenya! That will be fun!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkstrike on 15 Jul 2008, 15:14
It is the wrong word because there are no fucking female deers possessing any absinthe in your sentence or the entire goddamn world.
There is if you drink enough of it!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 15 Jul 2008, 21:51
I just got an A on the test for this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 16 Jul 2008, 14:06
I am not sober. I have had lots of bad wine. My head will hurt. But drunk slows down my brain which is a relief. Calmer :)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 16 Jul 2008, 15:39
Absinthe with sugar cubes and water is a pleasant way to get an interesting variety of drunk with a good friend or two.  I recommend it.

Regarding hash, there are quite a few activities for which it can be quite a performance-enhancing drug, and killing people could easily be one of them if you practiced often enough, I expect.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: est on 17 Jul 2008, 04:58
I had absinthe with sugar and water one time and one time only.  It was pretty average.  I've since had absinthe shots and also made absinthe "martinis" by replacing the vermouth with absinthe (they are both flavoured with wormwood) which gives it a cool greenish tinge and a bit more bite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkstrike on 17 Jul 2008, 05:17
Absinthe Martini, now this I will be tryin' and soon! :-)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 17 Jul 2008, 07:52
i'll have to try that too. my guy is seriously lagging on the hash, dammit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 17 Jul 2008, 16:25
oh god, last night was horrific. I really did drink a hole into my pocket - leading to me falling down a flight of stairs and (due to the positioning of the front door in the house I was in) straight onto the street. I am amazed I did not break my neck, or even just a limb.
Yes that's right kids, you can be invulnerable to damage like Superman... just drink three or four pints of vodka and lemonade in quick succession. I woke up this morning feeling like a house fell on me, but hey! I was like drunken Superman from Superman IV, all cussing and dropping people mid-flight and shit.

And all this without mentioning that staggering home I managed to get mobbed by some stoner friends from the Discord club, all driving a Vauxhall Nova with racing stripes and a rear spoiler, and thus even more shenanigans occurred.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: McTaggart on 19 Jul 2008, 13:03
I think I've not posted in this thread while drunk before. I have this other forum where shitposting is the norm where I go to post crap. Actually I think I might have typed a post like this before but backspaced the hell out of it.I guess I just like this forum too much to post a bunch of crap threads.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 19 Jul 2008, 13:37
I am not drunk now, but I was smashed last night. Woulda posted last night but my friend's Mac tried to rape me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 19 Jul 2008, 16:03
aprently i've drunk my way throguh twenty beers.

i doublt this very  muh. tere is precious lttle away that i, as a 5ft tall girl, could drink my wat through 20 beers in three hours. tis not oissible.
i will probably crry at this in the morning and b e lke "omg this is horrendoujs must edit" an stuff. I hate touch pad mice, btw. they are shite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 19 Jul 2008, 20:49
SLEEP MADNESS!!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 19 Jul 2008, 22:38
I am not sober right now. Its sweet
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 20 Jul 2008, 01:06
I am high and frustrated. People are ruining things. Grr. I was having such a great night too.

Anyway, heres a link to an article published in Wired recently about absinthe.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.11/absinthe.html
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 20 Jul 2008, 18:12
That was a great read.

Thanks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 20 Jul 2008, 21:02
Got a little high at my friends house and decided to go watch Dark Knight.  BEST DECISION EVER.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pentaen on 21 Jul 2008, 21:20
I JUST SMOKED SALVIA AND ALL IT DID WAS MAKE ME ANGRY LIKE HULK :x
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 23 Jul 2008, 04:29
Hello! I have had five vodkas (probably not even full shots of vodka in my OJs. but I am getting quite fuzzy now. I think I might stop and stay like this now. My typing is going to go to hell if I have any more.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 25 Jul 2008, 20:19
I have spent half my evening drinking beer/rum and playing virtual Uno.

Because that is what cool kids do.

Probably.

Maybe.

Kinda.

Nah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Tom on 26 Jul 2008, 22:31
I know a weedy 16yo who can grow a thick beard, it worked for him when he was in Liquor Land.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 26 Jul 2008, 22:41
True story: a friend of mine works at a gas station, is 21, has a bushy beard.  He lost his ID, but they don't card him, ever.  I'd like to think it's his natural charisma, or perhaps his beard has its way with the minds of the clerks.

Well, maybe it's not that relevant.  Whatever.  Everyone should get stoned and watch Takashi Miike movies.
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Post by: king dan on 27 Jul 2008, 19:40
I have spent half my evening drinking beer/rum and playing virtual Uno.

Because that is what cool kids do.


Comparable to my evening of michelob and katamari.
Welcome to the cool kids club.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 28 Jul 2008, 00:27
I played drunk chess and solved a math/physics problem. It was a sophisticated night.

Edit for the problem that I solved:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 28 Jul 2008, 08:41
Got really stoned and watched Stalker again.  That movie was so awesome.
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Post by: ZJGent on 28 Jul 2008, 08:51
Oh dear christ I am coming down in front of my mother and estranged uncle this is such a bad place right now oh god oh god oh fuck
Please oh high deity of drug use spare me the sweat and the fear
OH NO THE FEAR OH GOD I HAVE IT OH NOOOOO.
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Post by: Peet on 28 Jul 2008, 13:37
RIP

Roderick Z.J Gent
Rad fellow
1988-2008
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blankfile on 28 Jul 2008, 14:23
Woah!  :-o Haven't slept since roughly 48 hours, still need to keep awake for 4 more hours.Fueling myself on energy drink, and i spent the last 5 minutes laughing hysterically at nothing. Technically I'm sober, but I'm starting to get random muscle twitches and all those pleasant symptoms of sleep deprivations. And i love it. Can't seem to find a coherent or suitable way to end this message, so BLEH!
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Post by: Dissy on 28 Jul 2008, 15:24
Define Sober. 

Man, I'm crashing badly.  I think I'm going through caffine withdrawls again.  Pounding fucking headache, slurred speech, and some pretty bad shakes.  I feel like I'm hungover, but I haven't had anything to drink.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 28 Jul 2008, 15:58
Don't go too long without sleeping; it will fuck you up. Once upon a time I went 4 days without a single wink of sleep, then I hallucinated for several hours and it was one of the most scary experiences of my life.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 28 Jul 2008, 16:10
I did it with some friend when I was in 7th grade I believe. We thought it would be awesome. We were wrong.
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Post by: Oli on 28 Jul 2008, 16:21
Amateur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai_Ngoc)
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Post by: Dissy on 28 Jul 2008, 16:23
I disagree with you, it is awesome.  I've done it on several different occassions the past six years.
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Post by: sean on 28 Jul 2008, 20:45
So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pentaen on 28 Jul 2008, 20:50
I present you people of the board with an erasure poem i have just written whilst under the influence
please enjoy it
can you guess the source?

Now this is the story

My life got flipped, turned upside down 

take a minute
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called
 
West Philadelphia  

I spent most of my days 
shooting

 a couple of guys
making trouble in my neighbourhood 

my mom scared

your aunt and uncle
I whistled
 
said "Fresh"
If anything
this was rare 
But I thought
 now 
seven or eight
 
I yelled
Look at my kingdom
To settle my throne
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Post by: ViolentDove on 28 Jul 2008, 22:38
So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!

Massive amounts of amphetamines?
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Post by: Social Bacon on 28 Jul 2008, 22:49
I just had a Heineken min-keg. Those things are fucking awesome. Congrats to who ever thougt them up.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 28 Jul 2008, 23:17
I read a study at one point where people being treated for depression agreed to stop medication and go without sleep, and do surveys at intervals to determine their moods.  They reported positive mood changes after a certain degree of sleep deprivation.  Sleep is bad for you, guys.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blankfile on 29 Jul 2008, 05:32
So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!

Willpower!

End of semester in 2 days + late on assignments that need to be done + some minimal amount of stress = huge bonus to willpower.

It is not that bad, really. It even gets very fun between the 30th and 40th hours. Actually, between those time, i reach a huge peak of productivity on paperworks. Call it madness of delusion if you want, but so far it always worked for me. I however personally try never to go beyond 40 hours, that's when the proverbial shit hits the fan, at least in my case.

Controlled Sleep Deprivation for the win!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 29 Jul 2008, 10:57
For the really serious whisky drinkers (who drink to excess), you need this:

Interventions (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-intervention-cat-keeps-you-from-drinking.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 29 Jul 2008, 11:05
Now this is the story

My life got flipped, turned upside down 

take a minute
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called
 
West Philadelphia  

I spent most of my days 
shooting

 a couple of guys
making trouble in my neighbourhood 

my mom scared

your aunt and uncle
I whistled
 
said "Fresh"
If anything
this was rare 
But I thought
 now 
seven or eight
 
I yelled
Look at my kingdom
To settle my throne

you've got to be shitting me. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 31 Jul 2008, 09:50
Man, you insomniacs are crazy. I just tried to stay up 24+ hours due to time changes and jet lag, but completely failed.

You guys are insaaaaaaaaane.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 31 Jul 2008, 11:18
I've been working overnight shifts on top of school for a year and half. Eventually you just get used to it; I can easily go two full days with a two hour nap and be perfectly awake for all of it. It's like every kind of endurance thing, do it enough and your body gets used to it. And you can rock uberman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep) style.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 31 Jul 2008, 18:55
but why is garlic mayo aso much beter than normal maoy?
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Post by: Peet on 31 Jul 2008, 19:10
its the garlic i guess
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Aug 2008, 21:05
Earlier tonight I smoked some powdered marijuana.  It had the consistency of flour.  I also watched A/K/A Tommy Chong, which was really good (documentary on his arrest).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 02 Aug 2008, 12:26
would powdered weed be different than just keif?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: MrBlu on 02 Aug 2008, 12:50
Never.
EVER.
Drink undiluted White Overproof rum.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 02 Aug 2008, 12:51
If it's what I'm thinking of it's THC crystals rather than ground up vegetation + THC crystals. What you pick up if you run your finger inside an old baggy, except lots of it.
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Post by: johnny5 on 02 Aug 2008, 13:10
kind of like..pre-hash. alright.

about to smoke a fat blunt...at work (on break)
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Post by: Dimmukane on 02 Aug 2008, 14:57
That's what it was, yeah.  Just crystals.  My friend got a bowl's worth in a gram and immediately bought more.  We were seriously gonna present it to one of my other friends as coke, except he's been out for a few days.

Will probably report further tomorrow night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Aug 2008, 03:12
i fuckin

you know

like

i fuckin' quit my job

and i switched out of a program that is unsatisfying

and i did things i thought woudl make me happy


but here i fucking am

i'm alone in my basement

i had to call a cab

think my friends were making out at the very least when i got back to their apartment to call a cab

i mean i asked permission but liek

whatever

fuckin

here i am

i'm twenty and i've done everything i should do with my life to fuckin make a difference

but here i am with my fucking cat who's shown more interest in me than anyone else has

why cant i fucking fin dsomeone who gives a shit and isn't digital

what the fuck is wrong with my life that everything id o to make a change turns out to be the exact same shit i have been sloggin through for twenty years

when is a new job going to tell me i'm worth it, when i sa song i write gonna tell me it loves me

fuck my life


fuck

my

life
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 03 Aug 2008, 03:19
Having a bad day, are we?

Maybe it'll seem better tomorrow; or, if not, you may have a clearer view how to improve it.

It's tough at any age when life just doesn't seem to be working out, but find some way to keep faith in yourself, and eventually the world will come round as well.  Promise.

Paul
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Aug 2008, 03:34
paul




be my dad

or grandpa

whichever you're more comfortable with



in a pinch i will accept "uncle"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Tom on 03 Aug 2008, 03:45
Paul or Johnny?

'Cause either way, I'm not inclined to argue.
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Post by: Liz on 03 Aug 2008, 09:38
Oh Johnny.

Johnny Johnny Johnny.

This settles it. You are coming to Fargo to see Okkervil River. We are going to hang out and have a smashing good time because you are awesome and it will be great.
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Post by: StreetSpirit on 03 Aug 2008, 10:53
So I just settled into my new apartment and have already become a regular at three of the local bars which means: a. I am broker then can be, b. I have been drinking more then previously thought possible for a man of my weight (perty skinny), and c. this place f'in rocks!
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Post by: Jinjo on 06 Aug 2008, 11:49
I would say B. I'm taking a shot right now. I'm packing up to move out of my parentsd house and into a new apartment with twho people I don't know. And I think I'm gonna take another shot. Grey Goose goes down so smooth. I hope my new roomates are cool.
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Post by: akashacatbat on 08 Aug 2008, 21:56
BLAH.

I haven't had a day off in forever and had a rough day with my baseball teams.

I am a fan of two teams with lousy, LOUSY bullpens. Example:

Starting pitcher of today's game throws a no-hitter through nine and one-thirds innings. The "hit" should've been scored E5, but whatever. He walked the next batter and was then pulled from the game. At this point, we are winning by two runs. Reliever comes in, promptly gives up 3 run bomb, we lose 3-2.

ASDFGHJKL

Did I mention I haven't had a day off in forever? Both of my jobs require me to be UberPerky, which is not something that comes naturally to me. So, tonight I drink three 24oz cans of Max Ice and a shot of 151, since I don't have to be at work until 4pm tomorrow.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 09 Aug 2008, 05:29
Oh shit sober thread. It's the morning. I am still royally plowed. What a party.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Aug 2008, 08:09
I got high in the Senator Theatre at my friend's skate video premiere.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 10 Aug 2008, 01:13
for the resevations of mister kite
show tonight
don't be late

what I am saying here is that I am circus drunk and it is 9 am and i am still awake and everythings gone weird.
gabbly ate my face off
shit D, you aint known a brother
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 10 Aug 2008, 02:41
piss drunk at 3:40 and have to play guitar tomorrow

jesus let me awaken at the ordained time
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 10 Aug 2008, 21:54
So I went to way too many bars in the area last night and end up blacking out at the end of the evening, but one thing I do remember is being at a bar with topless wizard hippies who wielded their staffs with a certain some of peaceful intensity. What the hell happened!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: evernew on 12 Aug 2008, 18:18
I dont know how this tyhread works but im too drunk not to post in it.

So i am in Istanbul now after we took off towards Iran last week Thursday and drove through Germamy, Austria, Hugnary, Romania and Bulgaria and now Turkey.
We are driving 4 Mercedes Benz ambulances which are in okay shape but the real klicker are the gimmicks we put in: intercom, guitars, radio, tons of engine malfunctions. A real advemtuire.

I am also drunk. This is because i just aceme back from istanbul city form clubbing at ooker/infested places. Its very cokmplicated for a German to type in Englidsh on a keyboard that was made for Turkish.
Screw it, i am drunkkkkk,

drunkenness doesnt solve problems but it sure makes everythjing better,.

jooooooooooooonas
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 12 Aug 2008, 18:31
Sometimes I just love this thread so much.

Now is one of those times.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 13 Aug 2008, 06:32
All I have been doing is drinking Cosmos and Long Island Iced Teas and there is some kind of French Martini that I think I had a crack at but I am so suspicious so I basically inhaled five vodka tonics and that was all I thought to need

That is all that is necessary.

I'm fine with that.

Fuck music is so much better when

it's fine

Enter Key

We're fine.

Thats cool too
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Post by: Hat on 13 Aug 2008, 06:43
I have taken some photos using  my computer

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/74/photo11no6.jpg)

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4016/photo12nv7.jpg)

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2807/photo10kd2.jpg)

Welcome to the future, cunts
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 13 Aug 2008, 11:18
The future is scary.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 13 Aug 2008, 22:33
So there were two choices left in my liquor cabinet.


Tequila, or Malibu (My logic follows the whole bitches love ______ theory)

So I made the smart decision. Tequila, chased by Malibu. I think it is an effective choice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 14 Aug 2008, 03:00
Mix them together with orange juice and some ice cubes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 14 Aug 2008, 06:31
That would of been delicious, but I instead proceeded to continue with what I was doing. Then random schnapps started to appear. I kind of just found them, and drank those. Then I passed out and woke up spitting on my bed.


Gotta love Tequila, its kind of like going insane for 3 hours.
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Post by: nobo on 14 Aug 2008, 22:12
the intern that was assigned to me just bought me a bottle of luksusowa wodka and we made a night of it. good thing his gf was the designated driver
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Post by: RedLion on 14 Aug 2008, 23:46
Guys, there's a winery about an hour from where I live. In Wisconsin. My parents went there today and brought some home, Prarie Fume, and told me to taste it, claiming it was excellent. I was skeptical because, come on, wine from grapes grown in Wisconsin? Is this amateur hour?

But I had a glass, and it was goddamn amazing. I mean, not the best wine I've ever had, but definitely the best that was non-French and non-Italian. Fuck California wines. If you want wine from the States, Wisconsin wine is where it's at.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Aug 2008, 01:04
I missed Beer Thirty.

So I had to go to Gin o'Clock.

Which has lead to Quarter Past Drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 15 Aug 2008, 08:37
But I had a glass, and it was goddamn amazing. I mean, not the best wine I've ever had, but definitely the best that was non-French and non-Italian. Fuck California wines. If you want wine from the States, Wisconsin wine is where it's at.

Fuck you.  WenTe wine is much better than all the foreign shit, and better than you cheese wine. See what I did thar?
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Post by: RedLion on 16 Aug 2008, 22:59
Guys. guys. My friend sthrew a going away party for it. for me. I have had 11 beers and 5 shots of vodka. I think, a little toooo much.

ok.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Be My Head on 16 Aug 2008, 23:01
LABATT GENUINE LAGER

SO SMOOTH AND TASTY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hipster jesus on 16 Aug 2008, 23:25
Fuck. Naturday was a bad idea. I had forgotten how awful Natural Light is but ended up drinking a fuckload. Now I have a hangover and want to kill someone.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 17 Aug 2008, 00:42
How are you drunk thread I am just fine thank you for asking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: obskewer on 22 Aug 2008, 02:53
Klaus Nomi. I'm glad your dialog with this message board is close and congenial. The way you introduce yourself, and subsequently juxtapose yourself as the Other. So close, so companionable. An envy strikes a chord much louder than bridge or heart strings.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 22 Aug 2008, 19:30
I am plenty nicely done for becks and that's all. Also some lovely wine, and now more David Lynch movies! hell of night of it!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Aug 2008, 23:20
Last week with my highschool friends before we scatter across the country. Non-stop parties, aw yeah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 23 Aug 2008, 01:38
I came home today to find that my dad bought a sixer of Coors Light.
What.


Well I guess the sooner I drink this the sooner we can go buy real beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 23 Aug 2008, 07:47
Just imagine you're drinking water dude, it's almost the same.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 23 Aug 2008, 18:17
Which is definitely the entire point. Alcoholic water.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 23 Aug 2008, 19:12
An ample amount of W.R. Weller and ice plus a bit of ganja (that isn't as often of an aspect of my life as it used to be) while watching SLC Punk makes for a satisfyingly confused evening. Aye yie yie!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RobbieOC on 23 Aug 2008, 19:48
It is saturday night. I am stting at home on the internet. I think I'm the kind of person this thread was named after...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hipster jesus on 25 Aug 2008, 01:12
I just drank a fuckload of Bridgeport Black Strap Stout. I'm kinda surprised I can still see straight. That shit's better than Guinness.
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Post by: johnny5 on 25 Aug 2008, 09:18
i just had the most rollercoaster experience weekend ever

friday started drinking around 10 am. friend hooked me and another friend up wiht 20 xanax's, so we got pretty fucked up on that. then for whatever reason my friend decided to get some ecstasy and we each took one. we fell asleep before they kicked in. that was about midnight. he woke me up around 3 and we realized we were still rolling a bit, so we took another half and chilled for a bit before dozing off again. then in the afternoon we went to the beach with some other friends. had a lot of fun.

as we were leaving, i was walking along this cliff when i slipped and fell. it was probably the worst timing ever. it was about a 9 foot drop, i fell right on my heel right as the wave was coming in, so i landed on hard pack sand then got knocked over by this huge wave. i eventually got to the ER, waited about 4 hours without any pain meds before they finally decided to see me. they finally gave me some norco's (stronger vicodin). i hate painkillers but in this case it did help a lot. now i'm waiting to go see another doctor today to see if i need surgery on the heel or not.

so kind of a downer but two of my friends just texted me to say they are getting their legal weed cards. so that's pretty cool.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Aug 2008, 19:45
dear booze thread,

when i am at home i end up drinking way more than usual.  i'm not sure if it's just cause my parents actually buy booze, and when i'm on my own i don't bother with it, or cause living here stresses me out. hmmmm. i am drinking wine cause we're out of beer. i think i've had 7 glasses of wine tonight.  i feel slightly tipsy and dancey and cheerful.

love,
anna
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Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 20:00
Wow that sounds like it totally sucks for you. Not the dancing or whatever, but that fact that he rocks and is hot and gay. Off-limits in the worst way.
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Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 20:03
Where do you live? I would totally hit on him if he really is as hot as you say.

But yeah, having good friends is always a bonus, it means you can always have someone uncomplicated to turn to in difficult times.
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Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 20:09
Rhode Island? So the wrong side of the continent for me.. bleh. That's okay though, I got to go drinking with this pretty bomb chick I met at the hookah lounge last night, and I got my first makeouts for months, finally.
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Post by: jhocking on 25 Aug 2008, 20:19
This bar wouldn't happen to be the one right next to Johnson and Wales in Providence? There was a pretty rockin gay bar near the studio when I was studying at RISD. According to one friend of mine he'd seen the mayor there a couple times.*



*Incidentally, Providence is the first state capitol to have an openly gay mayor. So his patronage of this bar isn't any sort of scandal, as some people have assumed when I mention it.
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Post by: jhocking on 25 Aug 2008, 20:28
Yeah that's it, I forgot the name.

Has RI run out of eligible bachelors?

Y'know, this is actually plausible. My main memories of Providence were the rather unusual demographics due to the combined influence of RISD and a startling number of strip clubs.
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Post by: jhocking on 25 Aug 2008, 20:43
maybe 15% straight AND available

Your math failed to take into account the evidence of the strip club density that I referred to. Out of this 15%, around half of that are guys you probably wouldn't want to be dating.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 22:04
Alkaline Trio and Schnapps...

It feels so right.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 22:52
That is true. Damn. I'm screwed :(

Except you're not. Which is the problem, I guess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 22:55
Well, you forgot to add in the 40%.

The 40% of course being the percent of alcohol per volume in liquor.

You just may be screwed yet!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 22:56
Yeah, get someone liquored up enough and they will do quite a lot that they would normally not. Interpret the word "do" as you will.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 25 Aug 2008, 23:15
When did it become a common idea in society that a) you have to be drunk to have any fun; b) people who don't drink are prudes (or boring); c) if someone says they don't want a drink they secretly do so you should insist they have one; and d) getting people shitfaced and taking advantage of them is a good thing!?

I'm not accusing anyone, I just am intrigued. My brother doesn't drink (but he actually is pretty boring), I hardly drink, but whenever we go out there will be people who will incessantly try and get us to drink. And not just drink, but get really absolutely terribly drunk. People don't seem to understand why we would go to pubs and hang out with friends and not get circus drunk, and no matter how many times you explain it they still try and get you a drink. Also things like
Yeah, get someone liquored up enough and they will do quite a lot that they would normally not. Interpret the word "do" as you will.
is actually kind of a degrading way of thinking about that (also, notice how it always seems to be referring to women, rather than men?). Now I know you're probably joking, but I have heard people being absolutely serious saying things like "oh, just get some drinks into her and she'll be eager". My brother has even told his friends that if you get me drunk I'll kiss anyone; now I (and his friends) know he was not being serious, but what if some stranger heard this, thought "oh hey, she must be pretty easy" and in my naivety I think they're just being friendly when there is a more malicious intent going on.

Am I the only one that thinks that the mindset of celebrating getting wasted and doing stupid shit you regret in the morning or not having any memories from the night before is not very healthy for a society?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 23:17
Do you not realize what thread you popped into...


Edit: I decided to give you a bonus response.

The thing to realize here is that when people make statements like that, they are often under the same influence. Booze is a social lubricant, these people full well intend to do the things they do, they booze brings it out of them. Like you kissing everyone, its a good time, and you're having fun. Thats the thing to remember, most people drink to have fun. They usually find it in a way they enjoy.


EXCEPTION: When someone is blacked out drunk, but at that point you are hardly able enough to consent to anything. It is usually rape in that case.
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Post by: KvP on 25 Aug 2008, 23:23
No. But when it comes to young people most will come down on the side of bacchanalia. Extroverts always have more influence over their culture than introverts, and in your early years being an extrovert generally means partying. Add to that the youngster's lack of self control / self respect and the fact that social interaction is degrading more often than not and you've got a good recipe for a not particularly pretty culture that values binge drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 23:24
I agree with Pat. I think this is the drunk thread... you know... where people post about being drunk? It's not the only way to have fun, but it is a way.

Quote
s actually kind of a degrading way of thinking about that (also, notice how it always seems to be referring to women, rather than men?).

I was actually talking from personal experience, as in put enough alcohol in my and I will do quite a lot more than I normally would. And you can convince me to do some pretty wierd stuff, and have sex with just about anyone. Probably because I am already slightly too promiscuous as it is.

And how is that referencing women more than men? We were telling roxie how to get it on with her gay boss... get HIM drunk, not her.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 23:25
Ahem, consult my edited post. As at the time, mine was the last post, and I did not want to double post. I pretty much confirmed what Leinad said. Social lubricant, people do EXACTLY what they want to do ,but are soberly too afraid to.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 25 Aug 2008, 23:29
Do you not realize what thread you popped into...

Did you read my post at all? it is on topic (even though I am not drunk); probably more on topic than half the posts on this page. I am interested in why you celebrate getting really drunk and going "oh man, I was so stupid last night! My head really hurts and I threw up everywhere! It was great!". It doesn't make sense. When did you start thinking that you had to go out and get really drunk? Why can't you just go out, have a few drinks so you lose some of your inhibitions and stop? What made you think you had to go over your limits to have a good time?

I have been thinking about this for a while after discussing it in class and observing my housemates' behaviour when I don't drink or they do. I would like some other perspectives on it, as mine is probably not the general perspective of the people who post in here.

BEFORE YOU REPLY, I AM EDITING THIS. DON'T RIP MY HEAD OFF FOR NOT ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS JUST YET
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 23:32
You already said exactly why we get smashed, and just can't have a couple. When you lose your inhibitions. Its fun though, I have fun doing it. I have fun riding a roller coaster sober, I have fun riding a bike, I have fun playing guitar, I have fun watching movies, I have fun drawing, I have fun writing, I have fun playing video games, and I have fun being drunk. Its just one of the many things people do to have fun. Liquor also makes the things that are regularly fun a whole new type of fun.


Also, what you quoted was a joke. Obviously, you may need a few drinks to lighten up, and roll your head back and laugh it off with a shake of your head.
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Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 25 Aug 2008, 23:52
Telling someone who doesn't drink to get a few drinks in them? Do you offer vegans cheeseburgers as well? I'm just trying to get a feel of how much you're not thinking your posts through here.
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Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 23:54
Uh, I never told her to get drunk? I never even hinted that she needs to drink. I simply answered the question she asked me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: est on 25 Aug 2008, 23:55
Also, what you quoted was a joke. Obviously, you may need a few drinks to lighten up, and roll your head back and laugh it off with a shake of your head.


Also, NB: It is usually poor form to fuck a person when they are drunk.

Also also, why is losing your inhibitions seen as such a good thing?  Ok yes, sometimes it is good to get drunk and forget about your troubles for a while.  However, sometimes inhibitions are there for a god-damned reason.  Society is practically built on the back of people doing things that they don't necessarily agree with and also shutting their mouths when it is impolite to say what is on their mind.  It's called manners, propriety, or maybe even doing what is in your best interests even though you don't like it right now.

I get the shits very badly sometimes when people write off hurtful things they have done with "oh, but I was drunk, lol" or somesuch.  Even when I am god-damned circus-drunk, throwing up in the gutter at 4am stumbling home and wondering how the christ I am going to get to sleep when the world is spinning like a centrifuge I can mostly still tell the difference between being nice and being a cunt, so "Oh man, sorry I did (xyz) I was so wasted" doesn't really cut it for me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 25 Aug 2008, 23:57
I agree with Pat. I think this is the drunk thread... you know... where people post about being drunk? It's not the only way to have fun, but it is a way.

So I am not allowed to have a discussion about why people drink to excess? Just because I am not wasted means I can't post in here? Are you drunk right now? Have all your posts been when you were drunk?

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And how is that referencing women more than men? We were telling roxie how to get it on with her gay boss... get HIM drunk, not her.

I meant in general terms, not specifics. Guys are more likely to get girls plastered to have a better chance with them than the other way round. And how will getting her gay boss drunk improve her chances? He won't miraculously become attracted to her once he gets drunk. I am just saying that it has become almost accepted that people comment that if you can't get sex with someone from your looks or personality, getting them drunk is the next thing. I make the same jokes, and I am probably the kind of person these kind of guys will target.

Like you kissing everyone, its a good time, and you're having fun. Thats the thing to remember, most people drink to have fun. They usually find it in a way they enjoy.

But I am not that kind of person. I am not going to kiss the first guy I see because I have had some drinks, but my brother is encouraging the stereotype that if you get someone drunk (especially snooty girls who won't give you the time of day) then they will be more eager to 'do' you. I drink to have fun. That means having a few drinks, knowing my limits and stopping before I do something stupid like throwing up everywhere. Drinking to have fun doesn't mean you have to get blackout drunk. I have no problem with people drinking, and can get circus drunk as much as they want. I just want to know their reasoning.


Don't get all defensive and make me out to be the bad guy here just because I am asking questions of people. Inciting discussion is the point of discussion forums. If you read my original post I said I knew what Leinad said was a joke, but have experienced people who have said that in all seriousness. I live in a society that celebrates drunkeness and am seen as a loser because I don't drink very often; I can't ask them why they love to get drunk, because it is so ingrained in the society and the community that they can't explain it. I asked because I wanted to get other people's thoughts on it and maybe get you guys thinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 00:00
I also said that people intend to do exactly what they are going to do when they are drunk. Basically, saying that saying you were drunk is not an excuse. I also never said that getting someone drunk with the intent of fucking them is okay. If you both get drunk, and it happens, it happens. Giving girls shot after shot, to make her easy is completely wrong, and is rape.

Also, Eris I am not attacking you at all. Don't get the wrong impression here. I was just simply stating my point as best as I can manage right now. I do agree with you, that going out with the intent to completely black out is for high schoolers. I really only know a few people who do that, and no one likes them. I mostly just get drunk enough to be intoxicated, but still in control of mostly everything.

Edit: Ah, Eris I understand what you are saying. I already said I think that is wrong to get girls drunk so they are "down to fuck". So I see how it upsets you that your brother is encouraging that.

Edit: In my drunkenness I just realized I did in fact tell her to have a few drinks. I am sorry, it was a figure of speech and was a bit of poking fun. I wasn't really trying to imply that she should really be drinking. Eh, fuck it. Take it as you will, I know how I meant it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 26 Aug 2008, 00:12
Man, I think it'd be best for everyone if you got to bed and sobered up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 26 Aug 2008, 00:53
My experience has been that people who are allowed to drink wine, champagne and such under the supervision of their parents from the time they were relatively young (tween/early teen) tend to be the most responsible when it comes to drinking at parties/in high school/ in college/with friends/etc. While they probably haven't had a lot of experience with hard liquor, the fact that alcohol is a normal thing to be drank in moderate amounts to them takes away a lot of the allure of downing more than a 12 pack of beer.

That being said, it can be fun to be absolutely smashed every once in awhile, if it's on an occasion that calls for it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 26 Aug 2008, 04:19
i don't really drink anymore because i find it pretty stupid, but i also do things like smoke cigarettes and knit and enjoy stanley kubrick films which other people probably find equally stupid so mostly i've come to terms with the fact that people have different things that are fun to them. if someone's had something really shitty happen to them and wants to drink it off, i'm certainly not going to stop them just as i wouldn't want anyone berating me every time i go through an entire pack of cigarettes when i'm stressed out. of course everybody likes things like manners and personal responsibility but there isn't much you can do to enforce those things.

and anyone can be taken advantage of when drunk, not just women. sometimes people drink to intentionally loosen up and have fun, other times they're irresponsible and unsure of what they're getting themselves into. there isn't any black and white way of telling those situations apart. just don't be an idiot when you're drinking. assess the situation carefully and if you're both having fun, then have fun. if you think you might be taking advantage of someone, you probably are. so don't.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 26 Aug 2008, 10:48
Basically I agree with just about all that Patatat said.
Eris, I think you're exaggerating the stereotypes of drinking. Yes, these people do exist, but they are not the majority. If we judged every part of society solely by the idiots that take it too the extreme then I'm sure we could make even knitting look like some awful sin. If we stopped our lives to argue with every idiot no one would get much done, just ignore them, do what you wish and worry not about what others think. Do things the Gandhi way: "Be the change you wish to see in the world." I think Patatat described alcohol best as a social lubricant, and while I agree that being drunk is never an excuse I don't think you should ever read into all the foolish things that people say and do while drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 26 Aug 2008, 12:11
You would be surprised how many people are one of those idiots who drinks too much, and also how much of a difference it makes being on the outside or on the inside. I mean, people who I would find tolerable if I was drinking with them annoy the head off me when drunk and seem like ridiculous idiots. And I occasionally get far too drunk and annoying, even when I plan to go out for a few quiet drinks. I don't usually like getting completely trashed, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 26 Aug 2008, 13:06
Mostly the issue here is that this discussion has no place ITT. If you wanted to have a discussion about alchohol use and abuse you should have made a new one. Coming in to a place dedicated to celebrating drunkeness and telling people to be serious almost reeks of trolling. Look at the thread title, for christs sake.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mat_mantra on 26 Aug 2008, 13:19
Sam Adams is speaking to me and he says THERE IS NOT ENOUGH DRUNKEN RAMBLING GOING ON HERE


Edit:  I may or may not be along later to rectify this situation.  If i'm still able to use words like rectify, i have not yet had enough to drink
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 26 Aug 2008, 13:23
Jack Daniels is face up in on the bathroom floor making horrible gurgling noises and I should go turn him over but HE WOULD AGREE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mat_mantra on 26 Aug 2008, 13:27
Hmm, Batcat with a buzz on makes me feel violent.  Should probably remove that from the playlist for the time being
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 26 Aug 2008, 13:54
It is a bit like walking into a bar and lecturing people about the evil of alcohol.

Do it outside the bar or at AA but inside the bar is asking for trouble.

This isn't a bar. It's the fucking internet. This thread may be dedicated to drunk posting but that doesn't mean serious, occasionally sober discussions on the topic of alcohol can't be had here, as they have before.

It may be tactless to lecture drunk people on the stupidity of getting drunk, but it's rude for those people to reply "get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us" and it's even more rude (and pretty ironic, considering the original question posed) to justify that response with the fact that they are drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mat_mantra on 26 Aug 2008, 13:59
He's not really saying it like that, it's just that most of the posts in here are going to be made by people under the influence, and making comments along the previous lines is akin to poking a rattlesnake with a stick.  If you piss it off enough, you're going to get bitten.  I have no problem with discussions about the upside of sobriety and the downside of drunkeness (I have 5 alcoholics in my family, been down that road), but the point tommy is trying to make is that it's not usually a good idea to rub it in someones face when they are doing it.

Edit:  And i totally understand where Eris is coming from, but it is all a matter of right time, right place

further edit:  And as I'm sure someone will have some witty repartee to my previous statement, it will have to wait until I get back from the Class 6
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 26 Aug 2008, 14:14
"get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us"

except you'll notice that nobody actually said "get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us" and the discussion was really a lot polite and courteous than that. people get defensive when they are taken off guard and i think it's justified. read through the posts and it becomes pretty clear that this isn't a thread about general alcohol discussion, it's a thread devoted specifically towards drunk posting and having fun. just like how the photo thread is specifically for posting photos of yourself, and most people would agree it's rude and uncalled for to barge in and suddenly start lecturing people on why they feel the need to post pictures of themselves all the time. if you want to discuss the value of these things, by all means feel free to do it but you have to exercise some tact and courtesy - don't do it when people are enjoying themselves and the last thing they want is to be told that you don't like what they are doing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 26 Aug 2008, 14:15
BEER!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 26 Aug 2008, 14:25
My experience has been that people who are allowed to drink wine, champagne and such under the supervision of their parents from the time they were relatively young (tween/early teen) tend to be the most responsible when it comes to drinking at parties/in high school/ in college/with friends/etc.

Lies! I first got drunk on advocaat snowballs at a christmas party at age 8. It was under the supervision of my parents.
And, well... look how that worked out. (That said, alcohol really isn't the Ace in my Personal Problem deck, know what I mean?)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 26 Aug 2008, 15:14
I got horrifically off my face on sleep madness a couple of weeks ago. I'm completely tee-total so I can't compare it to how I am when I'm drunk, but I was certainly how many of my friends are when they're drunk. Is this common? Is there a scientific explanation, for example does being extremely exhausted and rather dehydrated create the same sorts of chemicals in your blood as alcohol does? I'm genuinely intrigued.

It was a fantastic night, and the up side was that I didn't have a hangover. The downside is that not many people believe that I don't drink any more, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mat_mantra on 26 Aug 2008, 15:23
I ran out of beer, so i was sad.  But after a quick trip to the liquor store, i've got a bottle of Comfort, Southern style, that says everything's gonna be O.K.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 26 Aug 2008, 15:23
H.Jesus!  I need some of that Stout!  Send one to me?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: est on 26 Aug 2008, 17:53
If I started posting in the pointless thread just to tell everyone that image macros are stupid, I'd be told to take it elsewhere within moment

Actually, I have done this on numerous occasions, but whatever.

Obviously I could see where Han was coming from when she asked what she did.  Her uni is full of people who constantly get comically trashed, so she was curious as to why the mindset exists.  I think that the agro only started to happen when people reacted like dickshits to an honest question.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 26 Aug 2008, 18:31
Mostly the issue here is that this discussion has no place ITT. If you wanted to have a discussion about alchohol use and abuse you should have made a new one. Coming in to a place dedicated to celebrating drunkeness and telling people to be serious almost reeks of trolling. Look at the thread title, for christs sake.

haha, says they guy with 9 posts. but dead on. but hey, everthing seems ok when you're drunk. even this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 19:15
Anywho, as I still have a mass quantity of the schnapps I discovered the other day. I am going to resume what I was doing yesterday.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 26 Aug 2008, 19:19
quick views

- a lot of people get shitfaced because to them, it's a lot better than being sober. that's usually the most base reason i've found
- a lot of people think getting other people shitfaced so that they'll fuck are usually targeting a specific type of person who they guess will be more willing to fuck than others. it's not right but i'd say that's what 25% of any bar anywhere is usually doing. another 25% are waiting to receive the (free) drinks and get it started. that's how their social life might work. doesn't mean that's how you work.

anyway, what do you guys think about shandy's? i'm about 4 deep in right now (i DID BUY THEM AND IM NOT ASHAMED) and i'm digging it. not as much as real beer but hey
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 19:21
It all takes you to the same wonderful place. I mean it might take sixty of them to get you there, but you're making progress.  :lol:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 26 Aug 2008, 19:30
lawls, like i said sometimes i'm only drinking for the drink. :D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 26 Aug 2008, 20:10
Well, I am 21 and I am drunk. And it feels good. So ..... what was the point again? Ah, yes, the point is that you do whatever you feel like! Seems good to me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 20:39
Well, I am 21 and I am drunk. And it feels good. So ..... what was the point again? Ah, yes, the point is that you do whatever you feel like! Seems good to me.

Dude, wanna make out?


lul.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 26 Aug 2008, 20:42
In the pointless thread there is such an appropriate comic for this point in time.

(Edit) It is this one.
(http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/043-gay-bar.gif)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 26 Aug 2008, 21:19

Dude, wanna make out?

lul.


Yes, I do. You're hot. Also, Mr Gent is right.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 21:25
(http://andrightlyso.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/Manlove.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 27 Aug 2008, 03:40
i have been hitting the bong pretty hard this last week. I've watched all 4 seasons of entourage and worked full 8 hour shifts every day on top of that. it has been a very red bull paced week.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 27 Aug 2008, 11:08
Hey now! This is drunkie turf!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Aug 2008, 11:26
i have been hitting the bong pretty hard this last week. I've watched all 4 seasons of entourage and worked full 8 hour shifts every day on top of that. it has been a very red bull paced week.

I just did this. Entourage is good when youre stoned because it is mindless but still funny. Lloyd is the best though for real
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 27 Aug 2008, 13:44
i just picked up an eight from a friend for 9 bucks (all i had on me). it's strawberry cough...smells not like real strawberries, but like candy strawberry would smell like. shit is still wet (he cut it right off the tree before i got it) so i'm drying it out a lil
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 27 Aug 2008, 13:50
So you're essentially smoking a Fruit Rollup?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 27 Aug 2008, 14:21
awesome

Hey now! This is drunkie turf!

Nah, this thread serves all types of altered states, from drinking to staying up way too long.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 27 Aug 2008, 14:49
So you're essentially smoking a Fruit Rollup?

that's really really close to how i would describe the smell, yeah. nice one. last night all i could think was "skittles"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 27 Aug 2008, 15:24
I can get behind that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 28 Aug 2008, 19:52
why is the drunk heard all up in my sobreittys.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 28 Aug 2008, 19:52
what i am sating is why aren't youdruk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 28 Aug 2008, 19:54
los obasically why are you sober in     my thread
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 28 Aug 2008, 19:55
I'm getting drunk before I evacuate for hurricane Gustav.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 28 Aug 2008, 20:04
Screw that. Get drunk and stay.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 28 Aug 2008, 20:11
I'd like to point out that Pete in Gabbly right now is even funnier than Pete in this thread.

Pete you rock.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 28 Aug 2008, 20:24
Screw that. Get drunk and stay.

Fuck that get Gustav fucking plastered. It'll be funny.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 01 Sep 2008, 23:21
Drinking Buschmill's 1600, and some coke. I would drink it straight in a glass, with some ice cubes. I only have about a double shots worth, so I just put it in some coke. For a delicious drink with a bite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 03 Sep 2008, 12:51
It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon and I just sobered up enough to get out of bed. Welcome to the frosh week parties, I'm assuming that I met some interesting people last night, but I don't remember.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hannahrochelle on 04 Sep 2008, 09:56
I just woke up for no reason at all and it's 3 am. I FEEL drunk, though I havent had anything to drink D:

...Does that count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: evernew on 04 Sep 2008, 12:39
So my last post in this thread was a profusely drunk love/hormone ramble about a friend of mine and how I love everything and everyone.

Now I'm on my third or so tally-can celebrating that I got a pretty good grade on my final thesis even though I only worked on it little over a week. Yaaaay!

Also, "between the sheets" adds two levels of awesome to every sentence you can think of.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 04 Sep 2008, 12:47
"I just took a shit 'between the sheets.' "
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Noct on 04 Sep 2008, 15:44
I just split a J and a pitcher of Margarita on the rocks over lunch, and now I just reaaaally want to put on some Mogwai and take a nap.

Fucking hell, I have work to do.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 04 Sep 2008, 16:42
The only Mogwai I'm interested in is Gizmo.

Hey, thread. I'm not sober! Today is "Drink on a weekday for a laugh day!" I officially have approximately two hours and eighteen minutes left to drink in order to properly sleep it off!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Sep 2008, 23:07
I just went on a pub crawl that ended in me caring for a friend that has never been as drunk as he is right now. I feel like I kind of missed out on the party, but I'm glad my friend is going to be ok. Has anyone else had experiences caring for too drunk friends?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Elizzybeth on 04 Sep 2008, 23:50
I went to this awful party a few months ago where people ate some bad pot cookies.  It was fun for a while, but then people started vomiting into the toilet.  And there was only one toilet.  And several sick people.

And I'd only had a single glass of wine very early in the evening, 'cause I was supposed to drive people home.  It was a pretty lame party.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Sep 2008, 05:00
Yeah, parties stop being fun when they turn into that one episode of Family Guy (http://www.zippyvideos.com/211129792726595/family_guy_puke/). I had that happen due to 'shrooms one time.

Nothing brings on the chunky quite like 'shrooms.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 05 Sep 2008, 23:05
Dear thread,

I am not sober.

Love,
De_El

P.s. oh how I adore you so.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 06 Sep 2008, 01:49
I have a wedding to attend today...

Yes, forum a double-feature for you..

Drunkeness for this wonderful thread and suit-porn for the picture thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 06 Sep 2008, 20:39
yeah, so. another day of 12-hour-hardcore-drinking. at least today i remembred to post in the drunk thread.
i also bought a suit 2 days ago. i like it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 06 Sep 2008, 20:43
macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Sep 2008, 00:07
fublublblulbfbah. Ha! Heh. Mmm. Whoa. Sisters of Mercy sound a lot better than usual. Too bad my friends aren't as gothy...A gothy drunken party would be awesome right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 07 Sep 2008, 00:10
Man fuck your friends.  I would drunkenly listen to Sisters of Mercy with you.

I'm not drunk yet though.  Just high.  Beer tastes so much better after a 10 hour work day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Sep 2008, 00:19
Fuck it man, I'm just gonna blare Floodland and see what happens. I do wish I had some company, though. Aside from my roommate who seems to be passed out.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 07 Sep 2008, 00:24
if you're in a dorm and you blast Floodland there is at least a 10%* chance that some arrogant dude who is into "oldschool goth/industrial" will deign to poke his head in and then proceed to lecture you for 2 hours on Genesis P-Orridge's importance in the musical landscape

or some chick that looks like robert smith will sit on your floor and stare into space until you push her over and she falls asleep




*actual percentage may vary by location
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Sep 2008, 00:29
Honestly, I doubt the likelihood of any of these options. I've gotten to know much of my floor fairly well, and none of them has given any indication of being into such things. Honestly, I'd love it if blasting Floodland actually attracted attention. Nobody's really stirring. Generation gap XD?

On a related note, I actually used Discipline, the Berlin version from 20 Jazz Funk Greats to get a douchey character out of my room.  A group had gathered in my room and were conversing but along casme this one unsavory fellow, and so I blared me some Throbbing Grfistle and hje just sort looked bewildered, looked at his shoes a bit and then left.
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Post by: Patatat on 07 Sep 2008, 01:15
Conversely, blast Nickelback or some other idiot music and see what happens.
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Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2008, 12:06
The words man!

They are getting away! Get them fefore they get you! They are fucking fiesty bastards!

Run away words the humans are comming! Go to the sweet sweet embrace of the ant people!
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Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2008, 12:09
its okay though because i have NAC HOS now! Take that words, those  who cannot eat tasty tasty nachos!
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 07 Sep 2008, 12:38
protip: drinking a shot of scotch and then two pints of guiness within 30 minutes on an empty stomach is an awesome way to get a quick buzz
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Post by: bbqrocks on 07 Sep 2008, 14:35
I did the guinness, but they wouldn't serve us whiskey (also we ran out of money).
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Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2008, 15:51
Man I was pretty stoned today!
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Post by: schimmy on 07 Sep 2008, 15:53
This one time, I did a lot of drugs.
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Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2008, 15:54
ohhhhhhh man dude
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Post by: imapiratearg on 07 Sep 2008, 17:15
Man, why is it whenever my friends and I get high, all they want to listen to is The Beatles and switch whatever I have playing when I leave the room?
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Post by: Social Bacon on 07 Sep 2008, 18:08
Because they've never heard of Zeppelin?
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Post by: johnny5 on 07 Sep 2008, 19:23
i got surgery on my foot (7 screws total) so i also havfe the apporpriate drugs for them
norcos, percocets and weed

i feel nothing
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 07 Sep 2008, 20:51
Man, why is it whenever my friends and I get high, all they want to listen to is The Beatles and switch whatever I have playing when I leave the room?

Because when some people get high, they forget that there is music from after 1970.  It is a distressing and almost universal phenomenon.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Sep 2008, 21:29
I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset.  We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 07 Sep 2008, 22:27
see i never got that shit

when i get stoned i pretty much want to listen to anything as long as it's awesome

though when my best friend and i get drunk AND stoned all roads inevitably lead to bruce springsteen or spiritualized

in fact the beatles are pretty boring when i'm stoned

oh i'm stoned now btw

But that has nothing to do with how I am typing.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 08 Sep 2008, 08:24
Souljazz Orchestra.
I saw them live. Yesterday. I had never heard of them before. They are my new favourite band. Get high and listen to them.
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Post by: RedLion on 08 Sep 2008, 08:27
I actually try not to listen to music when I'm drunk because I can't concentrate on it, and then I get pissed off after like 2 minutes go by and I remember I'm listening to a song but can't remember what parts I've heard already and where I am in the song. It's a fruitless exercise.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 08 Sep 2008, 14:41
Opening a beer with an anvil? I think so.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 08 Sep 2008, 14:45
Souljazz Orchestra.

With a name like that I am willing to bet a million moneys that listening to them, high or not, would be total agony.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 08 Sep 2008, 15:23
Bari, tenor and alto sax, with a drummer, a percussionist and a keyboard/snyth player. They are amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl5UFIR-0MM)
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 08 Sep 2008, 17:52
No.

Oh my God no.

Oh God my ears.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 08 Sep 2008, 18:29
I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset.  We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.

Dude, I put on Deerhoof and set a Grails album to play after that, because I am totally of zerodrone's mindset about it, but they changed it.
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Post by: sean on 08 Sep 2008, 19:01
You had on Grails and they changed it?

You may need to consider getting new friends.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 08 Sep 2008, 19:10
No, I had Deerhoof playing, and Grails was going to play afterward.  I kind of can't wait to go to college in the hopes that I will find people who will not turn off Deerhoof or Grails while we are high.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 08 Sep 2008, 19:42
No.

Oh my God no.

Oh God my ears.

Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 08 Sep 2008, 19:46
Hell is where Souljazz are the lounge band at the infernal supermarket.



I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset.  We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.

Dude, I put on Deerhoof and set a Grails album to play after that, because I am totally of zerodrone's mindset about it, but they changed it.

I'll put on basically stuff I find in the Mediafire thread.  Colour Haze, Ratatat, and Black Moth Super Rainbow dominate, though.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 08 Sep 2008, 21:34
man i totally would have opened with grails, anyone who doesn't like them while stoned probably thinks phish are "pretty okay!"

1/6 of a 375 of johnny walker red and two bowls down so far.  i have a pleasant buzz but i want it to get pleasanter because this is my only night off all week and the only show i could have gone to is a punk band from florida (to be fair, they're pretty good but eh fuck it).
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Post by: johnny5 on 08 Sep 2008, 22:31
listening to the beatles while stoned is just the cliche thing to do. it's alright but man sometimes i do not want to listen to them for the billionith time
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Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Sep 2008, 05:05
We still do sometimes, but for some reason it's always "Norwegian Wood".
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Post by: johnny5 on 09 Sep 2008, 12:52
this morning i went through what felt like a horrible case of opiate withdrawal. urrrrg.
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Post by: Jinjo on 09 Sep 2008, 18:28
Getting high while an ex boyfriend talks about his new girlfriend. Not the best situation. But at least I'm not sober.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 09 Sep 2008, 18:34
Just start asking him embarrasing questions about her.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Sep 2008, 20:56
"Are her labia bigger than mine?"

This question will break the ice at any party.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 09 Sep 2008, 23:42
total count:

5 16 oz. PBR
1 12 oz. Red Stripe
2 Valium

just got home and currently smoking a bowl

i fucking own this thread motherfuckers
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 10 Sep 2008, 00:40
oh shizzle

the Kevin Drew solo album is the shit

shit

fuck

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: ViolentDove on 10 Sep 2008, 07:09
God I just got home after a fucking long day of work and class and my housemates were all sitting up and were like "we saved this spliff for you" and man I love my housemates. Also one of them won a meat tray. She must've been drinking at a bowling club or something. Do they have bowling clubs in your various countries other forumites? They're these places where old people go to drink and play lawn bowls. They raffle off meat trays and have ridiculously cheap beer usually.
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Post by: johnny5 on 10 Sep 2008, 09:44
at the cheap hotel/casinos in vegas, they give away tupperware and glass bowls.

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Post by: Jackie Blue on 10 Sep 2008, 12:58
Wow, I don't even remember making that Kevin Drew post.

EDIT: No we don't have bowling clubs in America but they sound pretty awesome.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 11 Sep 2008, 02:36
oops i did it again

johnny walker, you are such a good friend
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Post by: Fenriswolf on 11 Sep 2008, 02:47
Sisters of Mercy is gothy? I never knew. Not sure how I feel about that  :lol: I was inspired to listen to Leonard Cohen though. Ahhh, that's good.

lol @ "we saved this spliff for you". That is quite awesome. I live in New Zealand and why yes, we have bowls clubs. My grandmother was bloody good (at the bowls and the drinking) before she died last year. Also, the SPCA where I used to work is down a driveway past a bowling club. We had a halloween party there so there was a big room of drunken heavily dressed up animal freaks and a small bar full of suspicious-looking locals. I was amused
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 11 Sep 2008, 03:01
sisters of mercy is an 80s/early 90s goth-rock band named after the leonard cohen song.

fyi.
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Post by: Fenriswolf on 11 Sep 2008, 03:06
LOL Well no idea whether I like them or not. Makes more sense though  :laugh:
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 11 Sep 2008, 03:11
They are pretty goddamn good. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuezNswtRfo)
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Post by: Fenriswolf on 11 Sep 2008, 03:19
Hmmmmmmmm. Not what I expected (not sure what I expected but after listening to some random Leonard Cohen I feel like maybe he's more goth in the traditional sense of the term? Fuck, I dunno) but kinda catchy...
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Post by: Lepton on 11 Sep 2008, 21:58
Just thought I'd give a shout out to the drunk thread while I'm sipping on some Gin and Tonics.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 11 Sep 2008, 23:12
i just got home and opened a beer and the other guitar player in my various bands is drunkenly playing guitar and singing at me over the phone

now i understand why people use bluetooths
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Post by: negative creep on 12 Sep 2008, 22:15
oooooh oh. I'm so dnuk. I did things tonight that i thoguth i'd never do again. you know. back in the day. when it was  ok. anyway.



macht kaputt was eucht kaputt macht!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 12 Sep 2008, 22:35
keine macht für niemand!!!
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Post by: Social Bacon on 12 Sep 2008, 23:39
I aqm an honouralbe dude. Fuck. l/sot oppopurtuenuies dude,. seruosidly. fuick./
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 13 Sep 2008, 00:08
I think you're probably typing bad on purpose, but I know a girl who drunk-texts me a lot and most of the time I honestly can't even remotely figure out what the fuck she's attempting to type.  I'll get messages like "wqt aret mosds men to wuo?"

It's weird because I can type pretty much perfectly even when like, on 3 hits of X, or acid, or after a half litre of whisky.
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Post by: johnny5 on 13 Sep 2008, 15:39
same. THANKS HOMEKEYS. for some reason even on E i'm pretty level headed, I dont really make a fool of myself.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 13 Sep 2008, 19:23
Nope.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Sep 2008, 20:34
Ditto what zerodrone said.  When I'm drunk I'll just mentally say "Fuck capital letters" but otherwise I am still anal about spelling.  Acid and E included.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 13 Sep 2008, 20:47
I retain excellent spelling when I am under the influence.

Like right now.  'Cept it's almost gone.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 13 Sep 2008, 22:49
I can also retain my typing abilities while inebriated if I try hard enough. But if I'm too drunk I'll just stop giving a shit and pay no attention to what I'm doing.
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Post by: johnny5 on 13 Sep 2008, 23:45
ever since i've been a cripple i've been buzzed off pills and sometimes weed. it just makes me realize:

damn, i want to get drunk
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 13 Sep 2008, 23:50
But if I'm too drunk I'll just stop giving a shit and pay no attention to what I'm doing.

And that, son, is where babies come from.   :-)

You know how girls will say "Oh man I was so drunk I don't believe I slept with that guy"?

When I was younger, I had several embarrassing "Oh dude I was so drunk I don't believe I slept with that girl" moments.  It's really difficult to explain to someone you like them as a friend but don't want to sex them after they've already given you an awkward handjob.

oh dude Awkward Handjob is totally going to be the name of my new musical project
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Post by: Drill King on 14 Sep 2008, 05:49
Note to self: Do not go into your bios after way too much vodka.

Also, on the subject of typing, holy shit I'm the worst about it, when I'm SUPER drunk, it's like my fingers just slosh across the keyboard. Then again, I'm a bit of a lush. One thing from last night that I was trying to say.

"jus tdeals withi t in mah howmn head
evethough I am tired fo wirth tokmnrorw, amej ne saddd"
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Post by: Hat on 14 Sep 2008, 06:45
Note to self: this thread is strictly amateur hour

ps what is up
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Post by: Hat on 14 Sep 2008, 06:47
what is up
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Post by: Hat on 14 Sep 2008, 06:47
I have a giant cock drawn on my face
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Post by: De_El on 19 Sep 2008, 17:39
So I think I am in college and tripping for the first time. I took two hits.  It feels like so long ago. All of this shit is so fast and I'm listening to MBV and why the fuck am I doing this? EVERYTHING IS SO but even before I finish typing it feels stupid. I don't even know what to believe, whether this is happening or not. Everything feels so foreign even the sensations to standing up are different man what the hell is going on. I think I have to pee. I'll be right back.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 19 Sep 2008, 19:36
Enjoy yourself, put on some happy music, and watch something crazy.  Monty Python's Flying Circus has been a companion on most of the trips I've done.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 19 Sep 2008, 20:34
What are you tripping on?
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Sep 2008, 23:13
"Hits" generally means acid.  He should be coming down about now.  Hope things went well.
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Post by: De_El on 19 Sep 2008, 23:48
Correct sir. One of the best experiences of my life. However, I'm not quite done yet.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 20 Sep 2008, 00:24
Pleased to hear it!  I'd be interested in as full a report as you'd be willing to give, by PM or elsehow, if you'd go to the trouble.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 20 Sep 2008, 00:48
oh man de_el, welcome to my world.

damn i wish i'd been here when you were posting that, i would really like to talk to you while tripping.

i am quite drunk and in 3 hours i have to go to take a class so i don't think i'm even going to sleep.

oh man tonight.  tonight was so fucking weird.  ran into a friend i hadn't seen in 12 years who told me that people had told him i was dead and oh man, him and i used to do acid all the time and man, man.

man.

fuck.

oh and i went to a gay bar.
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Post by: Metope on 20 Sep 2008, 16:21
I have hte hickups. i also was as my best friends surprise party with too many vietnamese people and i lerned how to pronounce the name Ngyen.
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Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 16:35
I suppose for posterity's sake I need to post in this thread
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Post by: Metope on 20 Sep 2008, 16:47
also, i found out that two of my friends were plannong to make mr go on a blinddate wiht a guy ive alredy met. and hes a total fucker, god what were they thinking.
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Post by: negative creep on 20 Sep 2008, 17:15
Well hi there! I'm pretty drunk, but, as you can see, not as drunk as I was last time. I'm not quoting Ton Steine Scherben, yet I wish I'd been to a gay bar tonight. Would have been more interesting.
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Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2008, 18:04
h gosh i wih i wa drink as i widh i was
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Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2008, 18:05
in short: gable is broken
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Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 18:07
Gabbly is working again Pete. We need your company.

PS Gay Clubs are not that rad if you are not gay. It depends on the DJ though. I have gotten my shirt off in a lot of gay clubs and I have spent time in gay clubs wishing I was dead, so just find a good club to be gay in I guess.
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Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2008, 18:12
oh go i weidsh i coukld be with you
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Post by: negative creep on 20 Sep 2008, 18:14
I'm not gay but i like to make out with gay dudes sometimes.
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Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2008, 18:15
i WSISH I KNOW what to think
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Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 18:34
Whats up pete





Want to fuck




No that wasn't a question
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Post by: Emaline on 20 Sep 2008, 18:39
Guys! Rum and orange juice is amazing! Pirate juice! So tasty. and makes me spend the night twith very attractive people.
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Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 18:50
Pirates don't drink orange juice if they did I would not be listening to a Power Metal band called Scurvey right now
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Post by: Emaline on 20 Sep 2008, 19:20
Orange juice keeps the scurvy away
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 19:34
Do you know a lot of pirates called "two legs" because I don't
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 20 Sep 2008, 19:39
To be honest, I don't know a lot of pirates. I imagine it'd be hard to sail and all in St. Louis. There is no ocean here.
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Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 19:45
Its ok, basically the archipelago around Indonesia  is one of the only happening pirate joints left in the world although apparently a french luxury yacht got boarded by pirates in the Mediterranean a few weeks ago how cool is that
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Post by: öde on 20 Sep 2008, 20:39
Hello this thread. How are you. This is a rare opportunity where I am not sober an near an internet. Hooray for tonight!
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Post by: Dimmukane on 20 Sep 2008, 21:49
My DnD character wore an eyepatch today.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 20 Sep 2008, 21:57
That is just the silliest
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 20 Sep 2008, 23:12
Hooray for Jack and coke (OK, Pepsi, whatever)!  I ran out of herb a couple days ago so I'm resorting to nicotine and alcohol for my social-lubrication buzzes.  I'm a little floaty, but nothing out of my depth.  I'm going to go have another.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 20 Sep 2008, 23:14
Jack and coke is the drink of champions.  Or pirates.  Whoever said orange juice was incredibly wrong.
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Post by: Emaline on 20 Sep 2008, 23:21
Mixing rum and coke is just wrong. I mean, rum is delicious by itself, but then you mix it with soda and it is like somebody took a big shit in your drink.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Sep 2008, 00:18
gay bars are awesome unless they're the kind which consist of nothing but dudes who look like marines picking up dudes who look like 12 year old koreans and in which the DJ plays atrocious music.

this gay bar is one i've gone to many times and is pretty chill.  good mix of staight, gay, bi and tri-sexual.

i talked to a really cool older guy who was trying to pick me up but he was very much not my type.  a little too brokeback mountain, ya know.  when i fancy boys, i fancy cute indie rock boys who aren't flamboyant.

95% of the time i like girls though.  woo for sliding scales of sexuality.

oh but, this sucked.  i ordered a J & B on the rocks when i got there (i have no idea why, i hate J & B, i'm pretty sure i was channeling patrick bateman) and it was literally like drinking water.  i told the bartender "dude there is seriously no alcohol in this" but he insisted there was.  it was the last pour of the bottle and i'm pretty certain they'd been watering their liquor and i was the lucky guy who got all the water at the bottom of the bottle, which is really nasty now that i think about it.

oh yeah but BEFORE the gay bar i saw my friend's band Thee Birds of Paradise who are fucking insanely awesome especially now that they have four guitar players.  that's where the picture in the photo thread was taken and where i ran into all my old homies.

oh hay johnny walker, 'sup.  come here and give us a hug.
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Post by: JediBendu on 21 Sep 2008, 01:31
HELL YA.

THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP HOW I FEEL AT THIS MOMENT.

HELL YA.
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Post by: jhocking on 21 Sep 2008, 06:09
Mixing rum and coke is just wrong. I mean, rum is delicious by itself, but then you mix it with soda and it is like somebody took a big shit in your drink.

counterpoint: I lurve rum and coke. Of course, the way I make it (or rather used to make it; can't drink alcohol anymore *sigh*) was considerably stronger than most people do, like 50% rum, which I think is a better taste balance.

Incidentally, as long as people are talking about gay bars and rum+coke at the same time, I feel I should bring up the anecdote I have about the time I got self-conscious about ordering a rum and coke with Mount Gay rum while in a gay bar.
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Post by: johnny5 on 22 Sep 2008, 00:08
i got my hands on some e...but...i dont know if i shuold take it, since i have a broken leg and i'm generally not doing anything right now.

rum and coke is okay as long as you double the rum
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 22 Sep 2008, 00:32
A broken leg gets in the way of both dancing and sex.

This means do not take that pill.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 22 Sep 2008, 00:40
Fuck that, strap a blacklight to that cast and go for it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 22 Sep 2008, 10:26
So I watched my Grandfather die yesterday...

Now I am drunk trying to make that go away.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 26 Sep 2008, 22:06
AWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAH
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Post by: Social Bacon on 26 Sep 2008, 22:22
Sorry for the double post, but I feel drunk enough to deserve it.
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Post by: De_El on 27 Sep 2008, 00:07
Ugga  blug blug qooo!
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 27 Sep 2008, 02:34
guys the last part of Kill Your Idols is confusing me

cause like lydia lunch is talking shit about current bands, but she's not naming them so i don't know if she's talking about the yeah yeah yeahs, the liars, the strokes, or the black dice, and obviously the black dice are just fucking around, and the liars are certifiable, right, but the yeah yeah yeahs interview segments are like totally real dude, oldschool stylee, but shit, this is getting too fucking meta for me, i mean fuck just fucking show me some more sonic youth live clips or something, fuck

also the box says that foetus is in this docu but i have not seen him yet and this is like the third time i've wached it

also i find it fucking weird as shit that jim sclavunis (sp?) the dude from the bad seeds and vanity set (who are FUCKING AWESOME, as good as nick cave himself) started out as bass player for teenage jesus and the jokes

oh and lydia lunch just said "pick up a fucking tuba... anything but a bass guitar"

guys i think i'm stoned

edit: no, i am definitely stoned and a bit drunk

edit edit: oh wait i think lydia lunch and everyone was talking about interpol
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Post by: ZJGent on 27 Sep 2008, 11:29
You know what I propose? I propose to be a politician. Sort of some sort of politics. I am probably good at that.

I could be a Sex Dictator. Gabbly and me have decided - that the number one platform is REALLY GOOD SANDWICHES.
I MEAN REALLY FUCKING GOOD.
In my manifesto is also directives for the price of gentleman's and ladies'e's tailoring to be reduced so that it is easier to dress fancy.
And then me and my Cabinet Crew would sort out people who did who were shits to other people. We'd just shake them, really shake them hard. Until they stopped it straight away!


It helps in this endeavour that my fancy beer comes in pint and a halfs.
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Post by: Hat on 27 Sep 2008, 11:37
Everybody in this thread can get fucked I declare victory upon this thread fuck you I will have photo evidence soon enoughlets see what your science makes of that huh
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Post by: redglasscurls on 27 Sep 2008, 13:02
CHARDONNAY LATE LUNCH
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Post by: RedLion on 27 Sep 2008, 22:31
JAEGERBOMBS

They are kind of tasty, but they are also trashy. I do not intend on doing them again.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 27 Sep 2008, 23:07
Stoned.  Played HL2: Episode 2.  Got to the part where the giant acid antlion chases you around.  Nearly wet myself.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 28 Sep 2008, 00:18
dear drunk thread,

i am such a flirt when i drink. not in a wasted slutty girl way though.  it's just that when i'm sober i am like SNARL STOP LOOKING AT ME I AM PRACTICALLY MARRIED. and when i have a few beers (not enough to be really drunk...) i am all like "sup guys" and smiling and making eye contact and chatting with EVERY BOY regardless of age and level of attractiveness.   eh.

love,
anna
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Post by: De_El on 28 Sep 2008, 02:18
I am quite drunk. Tonight was quite good. I am officiaslly one of those who will not let the party end. Althoug at the end it was pretty sloppy and gay. Dance party in  a friend's room...three people in attendance at 3:30 am.
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Post by: ZJGent on 28 Sep 2008, 02:32
sloppy and gay?

I'm there.

(p.s. this is funny because I also like boys as well as girls. ha. ha. ha.)
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Post by: De_El on 28 Sep 2008, 02:37
Me too, but lthough we were kind of scanily clad and having a dance party with Missy Elliot, nothing really happened. I'm kind of disappointed, but I also never really wan to be the one to break hearts. Like, asin breaking the barrier between a totlly celibate party and an ooo-lala party.
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Post by: ZJGent on 28 Sep 2008, 02:43
durr eel, you have a long way to go before impressing me with acts of gay shenanigans, hijinks and escapades.

at the ends of the parties I know, there are at least oral sex propositions before anyone starts complaining about taxi fares.
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Post by: De_El on 28 Sep 2008, 02:47
I ope you don't thin impressing you was my sole intent, althoug I guess that would've been nice. It was a party in name only at the end. As far as oral sex propositios go, maybe I just haven't found the right friends yet.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 29 Sep 2008, 00:13
LET'S GO NORTH AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE ARE NORTH AMERICAN SCUM

edit a couple hours later: LIGHT UP, LIGHT UP, AS IF YOU HAAAAAAAVE A CHOICE
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Post by: Thrillho on 29 Sep 2008, 16:01
Hey, for the first time ever I can contribute to this thread!

I was at a pub quiz.

One of their questions was wrong.

THE BASTARDS.
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Post by: jhocking on 29 Sep 2008, 16:02
i am all like "sup guys" and smiling and making eye contact and chatting with EVERY BOY regardless of age and level of attractiveness. 

Chat me up. I need to feel young again.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 30 Sep 2008, 22:44
man kim gordon is telling me to go buy more beer

what should i do
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Post by: ViolentDove on 03 Oct 2008, 11:04
I'm posting here so I wont postr elsewhere when I;ve been out on the twn. Um.
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Post by: allison on 03 Oct 2008, 22:46
toast. it is the shit

that took me forever to write correctly.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 03 Oct 2008, 22:51
toast with peanut butter is what you meant
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Post by: De_El on 04 Oct 2008, 00:35
Sup thread. I'm kinda high. Whoa.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 04 Oct 2008, 01:24
Yeah I got drunk and did drugs tonight but mostly I am going to be 21 in 7 days.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Oct 2008, 06:16
Damn, you'll beat me by 12 days.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 04 Oct 2008, 06:38
Dammit I still got like 2 months.
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Post by: Edith on 04 Oct 2008, 09:27
Dammit. I'll be 35 next year.
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Post by: Anastrianna on 04 Oct 2008, 10:31
21 in 1 month, 11 days. I can't wait!!!!

But, doesn't mean I don't partake..... ;-)
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Post by: ZJGent on 04 Oct 2008, 11:59
I am now drunk enough that the american president stuff on the news sounds like the names of 50s doo-wop bands...

Joey Bee and the Rockobammers

Johnny Cain and the Pains

Okay now they just sound like nonsense I heard one guy speak fast and he actually said "Shabamalama Rockabama.
Gotta go to work soon

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Post by: Jinjo on 04 Oct 2008, 14:21
Last night at poker night, I walked outside for a cigarette break and when I came back everyone's shirts were off. So naturally I took my shirt off, not wanting to be the odd one out. By the end of the night me and my friend emily were down to our undies. Oh what a poker night.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Oct 2008, 21:27
Oh drunk thread. How I love thee. I went to a Jack and Coke party tonight. The cops showed up. It was sad. But Jack and coke is delicious. I ended up having to carry some of my floormates home, oh the woes of being a tank when all your friends are lightweights.
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Post by: bunny_of_doom on 04 Oct 2008, 23:00
ok so i've been drinking with the roommate for hours and we emptied a bottle of vodka not to mention some other stuff so why am i only tipsy?!?
*grumble*
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 04 Oct 2008, 23:08
You may be tipsy good sir, while I however am hammered beyond all repair. Wait, that doesn't sound right. I'm smashed, and the keyboard is my piano and I am swinging back and forth holding on for dear life, me and my two brothers knocked back quite a bit of stuff, mostly gin and tonic and tequila products. I have retyped all of this too many times to count already.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Oct 2008, 23:43
Best way to kill a hangover? Stay awake until no longer drunk.
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Post by: Emaline on 05 Oct 2008, 00:03
Or drink three glasses of water, and take some pain killers.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Oct 2008, 02:26
I have invented a new drink, or rather a new way to drink a very old drink. Take a shot of vodka and drop an olive in it. I give you: the Martini Shot!

Invented because I wanted a martini, but I don't have those fancy glasses. I had 5 to celebrate my discovery.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 05 Oct 2008, 03:37
Some Germans showed up at the hostel today and I got to drinkin' with them.  I've been throwing back rum and coke all night, and had a beer here and there, and now I'm a little loopy so I'm going to bed.

Oh yeah I haven't posted on the blog thread in a while, I'm in Hawaii working for/staying at an eco-hostel (which is code for "a bunch of tents in the jungle with really cool people in them inviting you to stay for free, and by free I mean 15 hours of work a week").  It is awesome here.  You should try it sometime.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 05 Oct 2008, 23:04
so last night my friend jim and i went out to play darts and dominate the jukebox with lcd soundsystem and sonic youth songs at thee irish pub.  i had a shot of jameson and a bunch of beers, dropping fliff NOT EVEN COUNTING, so we went upstairs to see what kind of band was playing and it ended up being this shirtless redneck dude and these like mid-40s ROCKER DUDES playing cover songs of 90s grunge hits and the like.  we kept yelling SOUNDGARDEN and MUDHONEY but, sadly, the best thing they played was "Man in the Box".

so then jim's girlfriend calls my cel and says we have to come about a mile down the road to this awful top 40 bar that was crowded as shit and playing bad rap music and since i was their ride i couldn't opt out, so i had to drop fliff on a fucking cover charge so i could stand around being pissed and having the staff tell me every 5 minutes "you can't wear sunglasses in here" and me having to say "they're prescription" i swear where is the chain of communication in this joint.

then we went back to their apartment and drank jager and smoked a fuckload of weed and listened to The Warlocks and The Greatest Grunge Hits of the 90s (inspired by the night's experience) until 6 AM.  i got about 8 hours sleep and the first thing i thought when i woke up was "i ate way too much sausage last night", which caused me to laugh for about 10 minutes despite my hangover.

tonight tricia is making me watch stardust, smoke weed and cuddle for like the millionth time.  not that i mind at all.   :-)
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Post by: De_El on 05 Oct 2008, 23:20
Last night I got really drunk, and then I had to meet my parents for breakfast in the morning, and the whole time I was with them, from 8 to 9.30 am I was still drunk from the night before. I don't know if they noticed, but I was pretty low-key so I think I'll be okay.
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Post by: De_El on 08 Oct 2008, 22:35
Oh no double post. I am so ripped right now. Smoked under the stars with some friends, and we wandered around in the grass on campus.  We listened to Bob Dylan, Allen Ginsberg and Willie Nelson. I had no idea Willie Nelson was ny good, muchless how amazing he could be, Jesus christ man.
Hoooh, man. How spicy would you like your Chang Sauce?
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Post by: allison on 10 Oct 2008, 20:58
guyyyys i can feel my eyelashes

but seriously
19th birthdays are  great, when they are not yours and you are still drunk anyway
and i work tomorrowwww - its my first shift at HMV which is a record store how fun is that
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 10 Oct 2008, 21:32
g uys Orange jell-o shotssssss . YUSSS. vodka.
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Post by: allison on 11 Oct 2008, 21:48
i think i am always not sober




lately
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Post by: De_El on 11 Oct 2008, 21:51
Oh man I was just waiting to scroll down to this page when the page refreshed and the thread was at the top of te page because someone posted recently. And I was like, hey, now I don;t have to scroll down to click on the threead because the threasd is right beneath m,uy cursor. And! Elegant! I'll listedn to Bowie and it'll be awesome, because Bowie is awesome and I'm super high
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Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Oct 2008, 22:12
I'm also super high, and I'm going to go download Zardoz.
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Post by: ZJGent on 11 Oct 2008, 22:23
oh drunk thread
you make me wish I was a better man
if I was a better man
then I would not be holding a saucepan (full of beer)
and cooking my food in a pan (in beer)
and drinking

beer

and vodka and rum because that is all I have
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Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 12 Oct 2008, 02:44
If I were a better man I weouldn't be drunk, tired, listening to my roommatyes play Guitsr Hoero, not even looking at what I'm typinmg, asnd thinking sbout a girl mwho was sweet enouh to breqathe marihjuana smoke directly into mouth and it was reslly hot and ogod i am pretty drink dudes.
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Post by: öde on 12 Oct 2008, 07:57
Jesus.

Ow.
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Post by: De_El on 12 Oct 2008, 13:40
uuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh still groggy
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 15 Oct 2008, 07:34
Is it okay to get into alcoholism and drunkenness if you find yourself in a crummy situation that can only be solved with large quantities of time? On a side note, I found a place that sells generic 100 proof vodka for $8 a fifth and it's remarkably tasty.
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Post by: Drill King on 15 Oct 2008, 20:01
fffffffffffffffffffffffffff

whisky + school night = I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
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Post by: fatty on 17 Oct 2008, 07:21
THIS is my first vaguely drunk post.

What i have to say is iths. I am not that into girls. the only reason i come onto girls when i am drunk is i do it to men and it's only fair. especiallly as they all seem especiallly homophobic. why?

i mean really i am a manly man and can try and grope girls when i am drunk. also, it makes the guys especially jealous.
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Post by: fatty on 17 Oct 2008, 07:21
THE END
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Post by: negative creep on 17 Oct 2008, 19:43
hey guys! here is my top 3 of the best things ever!


3. alcohol

2. free aclohol

1. alcohol you get paid to drink


YES
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Post by: elcapitan on 17 Oct 2008, 21:39
Is it okay to get into alcoholism and drunkenness if you find yourself in a crummy situation that can only be solved with large quantities of time? On a side note, I found a place that sells generic 100 proof vodka for $8 a fifth and it's remarkably tasty.

Malt liquor tastes better when you've got problems.
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Post by: Beren on 18 Oct 2008, 00:10
Magic Hat on tap for 2 dollars a pint SWEET JESUS.
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Post by: turnipsquid on 18 Oct 2008, 00:33
ok im going to respond to all the posts on this page that i remember:
1) so I was in whole foods today and i saw magic hat. DUDE. i would totally drink ANYTHING called magic hat.
2) vodka. my roommate gave me a hip flask for my birthday, which was so fun, and tonight i gave it its inauguaral run, with some raspberry smirnoff (it was all my suitemate had!) to a party, at which i had other curious libations. now i am a tad bit intoxicated. i am also now eating a crapload of pita chips. yummy!
3) alcomohols make for good times.
4) sometimes it doesn't like me back, but in general i like the internet. GO FIGURE
5) i wish only peace upon the world. best of luck to you all.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 18 Oct 2008, 03:21
Oof, my head. I woke up to a bad case of the swimmies, and stared at a single point to try to get the room to quit rotating like that. When I finally got it all together, it was the print in a glass vodka bottle that said 750mL. I thought that was the raddest thing. Then I sat up... and immediately laid back down before the bourbon escaped. Nothing is rad with a hangover.

But that dog had HAIR! And I'm currently enjoying a hair o' the dog. Feeling much better now.

Woo Saturday! Need metal.
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Post by: Edith on 18 Oct 2008, 16:08
So last night I kept thinking I should post in here but I was too drunk to find the forums.

Here is an example of an embarrassing text message I sent, though:

Quote
Falling asddlleep p now so drunk / horny; wish you wrere hedre

Then one minute later I sent:
Quote
Still awke right now fall asleepb soon

I am not sure at what point I actually telephone drunk-dialed. I am a little embarrassed but also curious about what I might have said on the phone.
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Post by: johnny5 on 18 Oct 2008, 16:10
sometimes i'm not sure if i should be flattered or what when i get drunk texts/calls

about to get 6 mollys in my hand. splitting one tonight to test
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Post by: Hat on 18 Oct 2008, 17:45
it is 11 am and I am still drunk as shit (http://www.chunklet.com/images/upload/6/audio_file/Runnin%27%20With%20The%20Devil.mp3)
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Post by: Coffee_Kaioken on 18 Oct 2008, 19:20
Tonight is actually the first time I even got this tipsy. o.o

3 shots of Sake (I think 4?), and one glass of wine. Soft wine, though. Something like Riesgel or Chardonnay, I forgot what the name was.

But I had a crap load of food to go with it. It was a Japanese restaurant, Okinawa. DUDES, I ACTUALLY PICKED UP THE WINE GLASS AT THE HANDLE USING MY CHOPSTICKS. I had to lean it against my mouth to make sure it didn't just fall out of the chopstick grip.

As for how tipsy I was, let's just say I don't think I've ever talked faster or been this amused by any random thing, in my life.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 18 Oct 2008, 20:21
BEER
yeah
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Post by: Dimmukane on 18 Oct 2008, 21:29
I AM SO HIGH I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 18 Oct 2008, 21:44
So tonight I am high  :-D :? :mrgreen: :wink: and all i can think about is killing my roommate who is a poseuuuur and how much i want to friend my old prof (more ways than one :-D :? :mrgreen: :wink:) on the Facebook.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 18 Oct 2008, 22:22
OH MY GOD MONTY PYTHON IS HILARIOUS
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Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 19 Oct 2008, 00:44
there was an inner conflict whether to put this in the blog rthread or this thread but i put it in this one:

i went to a party, saw a girl i really like dancing with some other dude, so i was already drunk and yelled FUCK THIS and now i'm getting more drubnk and l;istening to "Unsatisfied" by The Replacements on an endless loop, was this a measured response?

i feel like i really understand this song now

blah college drama
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Post by: ZJGent on 19 Oct 2008, 00:56
thats life
thats what all the people say
ridin high in april
shot down in may
but I won't give up so soon
cos I yll be back on top - back on  top in june

new GAME: Turn celebrity names into places
example: Cameroon Diaz
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Post by: Gemmwah on 19 Oct 2008, 12:58
whiskey is rad, guys.

it really is.
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Post by: Emaline on 19 Oct 2008, 13:09
So, is it possible to feel hung over after not eating, getting high, drinking as loads of energy drinks, two cups of tea, and then finally eating a strawberry sundae? Because I feel sore and hung over. My neck is fucking killing me.
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Post by: Alex C on 19 Oct 2008, 15:28
Sure is! A lot of the worst effects of drugs and alcohol come from not properly taking care of yourself properly for extended periods of time compounded by the drug's actual effects; for example, while drinking alcohol you're likely to get somewhat dehydrated. Meth mouth, has as much to do with general neglect (meth keeps you up AND is an appetite suppressant) as it does dry mouth and teeth clenching. It's a grab bag of things. I always try to drink a fair amount of plain ol' water and have a full meal when doing drugs/alcohol, simply because staying up 14-16 hours and then either sleeping too long or two little is almost guaranteed to make you feel like shit whether you've eaten or not.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 19 Oct 2008, 15:52
Man, while I was really high, a couple of my crust punk friends showed up.  Apparently they had been drinking since 9am, because they only had an hour and a half of sleep after the previous night of drinking.  The cure for hangovers is prolonging the bit beforehand as much as possible. 
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Post by: Alex C on 19 Oct 2008, 16:13
Staying awake may actually be helping out in that case; they've likely been going about their daily routine while drinking and thus won't completely crash and burn. I've done that myself, more or less. I've had a 3 day bender that ended OK but have also had horrendous hangovers because I did all my drinking in the space of a couple hours and then slept for like 14 hours. When I awoke I had to piss like crazy and cotton mouth didn't even begin to describe my oral situation.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 19 Oct 2008, 22:54
Songs for the Deaf. You can't even hear 'em.
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Post by: ZJGent on 19 Oct 2008, 22:58
Songs for the Deaf. You can't even hear 'em.

But you can see 'em. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TM3GbxaNLI)
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Oct 2008, 23:58
I ate the last of my acid today, at this place in Hawaii called Fox's Landing (I think) near the Kalapana lava flow.  Fox's Landing is this awesome little black-pebble beach in the middle of a coastline that looks like it was made out of giant Legos.  The road to the beach is blocked by lava rock ... a flow ran over it (apparently back in the 70's or something) and now you need to hike probably a quarter mile over lava rock and through mangrove jungle to get to it.  It's a great place to go for shells.

(Running count on how long it's taking me to write this post: 10 minutes so far.)

I got trashed by a wave today, I was behind some rocks and bending down to pick up a shell and it hit me more or less like a truck.  Once I was certain I wasn't going to drown, it was actually a lot of fun except for the bruises.  It must have been pretty scary to my friends at first ... I know one of them was running towards me when I stood up again.  We all had a good laugh about it once it was clear I was safe.  I'm actually pretty lucky that I didn't get ripped open ... there are some places where the lava rock hasn't gotten worn down much and it's basically a cheesegrater.  You don't want to get thrown against it at any speed.

(15?  Ish?  I don't know anymore.  I put on "Tales of the Inexpressible" and it's already halfway through "A new way to say hooray" and I'm pretty sure I started this post relatively soon after putting the album on so ... 20?)

Basically I am tripping pretty hard (I had 2 1/2 hits) and I'm still shivering from the ride in the back of the pickup truck back from the lava flow.  Once it got dark we all went down to watch the lava ... we didn't get close enough to actually lay eyes on a literal river of molten rock, but we got close enough to see the glow and the fumes and all in all it is pretty cool to realize that I'm basically living on what is, from the perspective of the planet, a moldy scab.  The biodiversity around here is ridiculous.  There is a plant that will recoil and fold up if you touch it (it has little spines to protect it ... it unfolds again after a minute or so).  There are precisely zero predators unless you count house cats and mongooses.  Come to think of it, humans were the first mammals on this land.  That's amazing.  People literally got here before rats did.  I wouldn't be surprised if people were here before cockroaches.

(Halfway through "Room 23" means ... 25 ... ?  I kinda wish ipods had an option for checking how far through a playlist is or something, just because it's fun to try to keep track of this.)

It's really hard to move without dancing right now.  I probably look like a damn fool.

Edit: apparently the guy who lives next door to me has one of the most extraordinary singing voices I've ever heard.  Furthermore, a message board post that I made a long time ago is the object of my attention now and I am treating it like a voice recorder.  Cool (this might not actually be cool).  (It's been a while but I'm a little self-conscious about double-posting.  Why?  (this is an open question)).
It occurs to me that if there is a question in my mind as to whether or not I should post, on the internet, about myself posting on the internet, which is what I am doing, then I probably shouldn't be doing it.
On the other hand, this is a creative opportunity and I have no reason not to follow it.
The creative direction the message board post (in the look-I'm-under-the-influence-of-god-knows-what thread) takes me is ...

This?  (At this point imagine the text above this paragraph break turning a different color.)
Bah! [generalized feigned(?) discomfort!]

I guess I must be proud, on some level, of what I've put in here so far, or else you would not have read it by now ... which is a choice I am still making right now, because I have not yet hit the "save" button on this little scrap of digital canvas [when did I turn into a poet/pretentious twat?] (I just documented that thought.  That is why I made those keystrokes.)
I will now hit that button, after typing the period at the end of this sentence, but without the promise that I will not go back to edit it later on.

Hit the edit button again.  3rd try? Just wanted to put in here that my thought process goes like this right now ({trip} = moment of becoming self-conscious about something, in this case):
{trip}Thought!(Reaction: document! ---> I can document this on QC drunk thread post! Reason: tripping.)
Commence drunk thread posting.
{trip}What does it say about me that I am doing this right now?  [::self-judge::] Why bother with brackets?  (Oh right, because they mean something to me, even if they won't to anyone else.  (they probably won't when I'm sober.  Oh well.  That's not the point){trip}) the point IS that I want to be accurate about this.  That is why I am doing this right now, to accurately ... oh, this isn't working, if I just lay it all out in type it doesn't work.

Why bother?  Oh right, to use the creative potential offered by the message board post.  Why shouldn't it be art in some way?  I got a Dan Simmons book today and started reading it and it's basically a massive crazy sci-fi epic thing that is also in some way about the Canterbury tales.  It's a pretty impressive piece of work and I don't think I'll understand a lot of what he's doing with it, but that's cool because it's such a massive crazy sci-fi epic thing that it's entertaining anyway.  It touches off the art sensor in me like crazy, it's been a while since an author of fiction was so good at grabbing me and making me want more of their books.
I am strangely satisfied with this post at this point.  In fact, after rereading it, I am suddenly precisely the opposite of satisfied, which I suppose brings me back to the [::self-judge::] point on this post, closes the loop, and lets me post with a promise not to edit it (which was the point of the whole thing!).
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Post by: Dimmukane on 20 Oct 2008, 08:18
Actually, I think that one is Hyperion.  Ilium had to do with the Battle of Troy and lots of Shakespeare.  But a lot of what Simmons writes is pretty awesome. He won the Hugo for the books in the Hyperion series, and the Locus awards for the books in the Olympos duology.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 21 Oct 2008, 16:19
Tripping.

Your picture in the photo thread makes this post so much more epic. Well done, I say!
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Post by: Social Bacon on 25 Oct 2008, 00:10
Holy shit. If I fall asleep now I'll be totally fucked in the morning.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 25 Oct 2008, 01:34
one summer evening drunk to heeell
i sat there neraly lifelless
an old man in the corner sang
where the water lilies grow

and on the jukebox johnnny sang
about a thing called love
and it's howya kid and whats ya name,
and ho'wd ya blooody know?

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Post by: De_El on 25 Oct 2008, 10:39
I thought I lost my keys, and my friends were gearing up for an epic quest, and then someone found them in a windowsill down the hall.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: famous on 26 Oct 2008, 00:22
That point where i thurts to open your eyes and look at anything or focuso n tanything, that's wehre I am. holy shit. I am definitely betternotbe sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 26 Oct 2008, 00:49
mmm yes finally that lax rule at work has bended and now we are allowed to drink on a shift again
clubs are great that way
p.s. this merlot is BANGIN
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 26 Oct 2008, 01:41
THE DANCE PARTY NEVER ENDS!!!!

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/Darklinkeus/Photo18.jpg)

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/Darklinkeus/Photo14.jpg)

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/Darklinkeus/Photo13.jpg)

Until right now
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 26 Oct 2008, 09:41
Ohhhh lord...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mourningnite on 26 Oct 2008, 10:58
I'm also super high, and I'm going to go download Zardoz.

Wow... I hadn't thought about Zardoz in years.... Now I too need to go download.  Oh yea, and I need to nab that bottle of rum from the living room and a bottle of coke from the fridge.  It is almost 2pm on Sunday and I am far to sober to face the shitty ass football game going on in the main room. (I fuggin hate football)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 26 Oct 2008, 11:39
I danced for seven hours! We we waiting to go to my friend's a capella concert and started dancing, and then we went to the concert, waited for her to go on, and then left. Then, we went back to my room and danced while getting drunk. I think I finally finished my bottle of gin and started hanging on to it as an accessory. This was when I acquired the boa from a friend who lives across the hall. Then! aside from a little bit of gin, basically all we had was beer, which is totally not compatible with never-ending dance party, so I got sent off in search of booze.  And then, I found it in the form of a second group of friends, but was warned not to tell anyone. Everyone was feeling quite generous, so I was served a coke and rum (by a certain lady, just one for me and herself I wonder if there was anything to that), then some more rum, then a bit of champagne, and then I was almost a hero because I managed to get open the bottle of merlot but it was four dollars and you get what you pay for, which was shitawful. And then my original company called me out and we went to a big ol' dance party and I danced with everyone and could hardly tell what was going on. Senses were shot. All I had was rhythm and my feather boa. Then that ended and I was not even close to done so we went in search of further partying, wandering the streets until I got a call from my roommate telling me to take everyone I could find, go to the laundry room in the basement of the dorm, and wait ten minutes. He showed up with his own giant group of people, a keyboard amp and an iPod, and everyone rejoiced. There was much dancing. 15 minutes in, everyone was shirtless (ladies kept their bras on). Aaaand that turned out to be the evening's main event, lasting until almost 3 am, ceasing only when a security guard came down and told us we had to be quiet. He was really cool about the whole situation, but the night definitely ended there.

I am not sure why I bothered to type all this, but yay
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 26 Oct 2008, 18:50
Dude Spaced is fucking awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 27 Oct 2008, 10:54
Oh, man, Spaced is fucking awesome. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 29 Oct 2008, 20:55
Ever gotten really high and stared at the patterns of the veins in your eyes?
Do it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Oct 2008, 21:13
I'll top that by saying that every time I do acid I see elaborate chocolate truffle cakes in asphalt that fold in on each other to make a parking-lot sized piece of candy.  And then the ceiling turns into a lake lapping gently against the walls...fields of poppies and daisies sprout out of old wood and the tree in the backyard becomes a gently writhing Medusa wig of green necks and purple heads.  I reach out to touch one and it shrinks away.  The wood on the dinner table is a series of infinitely deep chasms and the flowers on the curtain are dancing.

And then I smile.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bbqrocks on 29 Oct 2008, 21:15
Well, I'm not sober but the immense amount of caffeine seems to have balanced that shit out!

Fuck this.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 29 Oct 2008, 21:21
Should've had Irish coffee.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bbqrocks on 29 Oct 2008, 21:23
Damn you. Damn you to hell...What the hell do you put in irish coffee again? The rest of the household has gone to sleep, and I may try and make one.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 29 Oct 2008, 23:05
Whiskey + coffee + cream
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bbqrocks on 29 Oct 2008, 23:09
Well, I'm kinda sober now. So there ain't much point- Also I have no idea where I would get any whiskey or cream.

Massive headache about to kick in, methinks!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 30 Oct 2008, 18:51
Tonight I had about 7 jack daniel's + coke (as in: Coca Cola, not cocain). Well, I think 2 of them were doubles. It is a weird kind of drunk I get from this stuff. Not a bad kind, mind you. I know that I'm drunk, I feel the alcohol, but i keep my motor skills and focus of the mind. Well, that was three hours ago. That would have been the perfect time to do something, go to a club, or get utterly wasted someplace else. Back in the day (read: two months ago) I would have gone home with a friend, who is now living somwhere else, had a few beers and played video games untill 10 am. But not today. I just went home and now I'm sobering up. I hope I can sleep long.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Oct 2008, 21:18
We just stole 4 bottles of wine. Further details as events warrent.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 30 Oct 2008, 22:46
Depressing moment of the day:

I go to open a bottle of wine.  As I am twisting my bottle opener into the cork, my bottle opener begins to CRUMBLE.  Apparently, the plastic bits are so antique, they turn to dust when used.  I usually use a more modern corkscrew with torque arms, but I couldn't find it.  I turn to my backup, and it explodes in a cloud of plastic dust.  This is disheartening, at best. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 30 Oct 2008, 22:52
You can push the cork into the bottle with a butter knife or something similar. It makes pouring the wine kinda annoying and you can't reseal it but it's a good technique for emergency wine drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 31 Oct 2008, 22:03
Holy cow how did we fit all that beer in my trunk. Batgirl is hot.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 31 Oct 2008, 22:04
It's Halloween. What do you think?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StaedlerMars on 31 Oct 2008, 22:32
wut?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: abadname on 01 Nov 2008, 00:40
man, tonight revealed that i am a makeout whore, possibly just straight up whore
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 01 Nov 2008, 03:35
guys, taking some pures and going to the haunted house is pretty awesome. especially once we got to the blacklight section.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Nov 2008, 20:17
Today was good.  I had some Grolsch, Stella Artois, Sierra Nevada, and some KB.  I played Fallout 3 and watched Spaced.  It was awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 04 Nov 2008, 23:53
OBAMA WINS = TIPSY TUESDAY + DANCE PARTY YEAH
It will never again be the night the first black US president is elected, so you better have fucking relished it!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 05 Nov 2008, 16:24
Wooo tipsy Tuesday!  I am definitely still drunk from last night/this morning.  Free beer courtesy of the local Democratic party = woo!  Even if it was shitty beer.  So algebra today was pretty awesome.  Something about zeros and polynomial functions.  I was just like "I am trying to listen to this but oh man shit right now is so awesome oh crap I wonder if I smell like beer ok multiplicity of factors...fuck."

In ten years I will not remember my grades, I will remember being huddled around tvs with hundreds of others watching some history go down, and then getting wasted and staging a mini Critical Mass at 2 AM.  Fuck yeah. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 05 Nov 2008, 16:57
try to stop me and i will lick your every wall socket clean
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2008, 17:08
post of the year guys.

no, really.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 05 Nov 2008, 17:16
yeah wow
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jodizzle on 07 Nov 2008, 03:54
I have drunked a bottle of wine and it is so delicious but I am not as drunk as I usually am by this stage of the booze drinking which is weird because I never drink so I usually get drunk really easily and you know what I think punctuation is for losers

I love you guys though <3

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 07 Nov 2008, 04:48
Last night I was exceedingly drunk, but I had better things to do than post in here. (I was mostly insulting people on gabbly)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 07 Nov 2008, 07:29
It was hilarious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 07 Nov 2008, 09:35
man if gabbly worked on my firefox i'd totally be in there all insulting people right now. yeah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: IronOxide on 08 Nov 2008, 01:21
So I kind of just smoked in my life.

I'm kind of dizzy and thought it would be a really good idea to listen to Spiderland, so I figure it's working,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Alex C on 08 Nov 2008, 01:36
I'm pretty drunk right now and goddam is it glorious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 08 Nov 2008, 08:12
So I kind of just smoked in my life.


Dude, that is like, way heavy.

Edit: We smoked some resin that was left in the house while it was fleabombed and watched the new Futurama movie.  I will never look at a d12 the same way again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bunny_of_doom on 08 Nov 2008, 23:22
i have been drinking with my roomie
also
i skipped out on a party back home to come back up to school to write a paper i thought was due monday tgat is actually due friday.
*sigh*
at least i'm not getting hit on by creepy ghetto guys? i dunno.... still annoyed to come back for no apparent reason
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: abadname on 08 Nov 2008, 23:34
i got drunk and left before my friends party began, i think i may suck.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 09 Nov 2008, 00:16
For once the other timer Timou
I couldn't find other wather. folken youlkke.

Edit: Well dang. It is funny but also kind of sad that I can't remember posting that. I thought for once I'd gone a weekend without posting in this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 09 Nov 2008, 13:56
You are my new favourite sig quote.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 09 Nov 2008, 14:31
I know. I'm pretty glad of that, at least.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 09 Nov 2008, 14:33
It's been too long since I been properly drunk.  Can't wait for the jug of booze to show up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 09 Nov 2008, 16:23
May your sig is getting quite full.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 09 Nov 2008, 16:26
I had to take the Liz=whore quote chain out because I wanted to add the Gemm=stalker and the De El=drunk ones :-(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 11 Nov 2008, 01:39
does sleep deprivation count as being un-sobr?

I mean, I have been up for more than 2 1/2 days writing and reading and then attending class to learn that I have more to write and read. I have been fine until about an hour ago. I am not even halfsure what is going on right now, but I cant sleep becuase i have a paper due at 9 am.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 11 Nov 2008, 08:38
Nah, it's cool, I got it done, and I got about an hour of sleep and I'm fairly coherent now. I honestly was kind of losing it for a little bit there, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 12 Nov 2008, 14:53
bing bang zing zang biyh fiyh run yar asses off because asscollider is here with hard on man. "Run i will stall him as long as it takes!"....to be continue



Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 14 Nov 2008, 17:39
i am totally fucked tried o log in on my phone ten times but that didn't work so i booted up my mum's pc to get on i dunno why i guess ii need the attention or something. my everything is numb. i cycled home from the pub i'm surpirised i ididn't die because fuck me i almost die on that road when i'm sober never mind when i'm fucked hah/. shit mer i can't focus. lostmyglasses. oh dear. chips ar e AWESOME/.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 14 Nov 2008, 22:19
maaaa iiii'm hiiiiiiigh aaaaaas shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
"oh, back at the base. thatt's a long way from here."
THE SWOOOOORD IN THE STOOOOOOOONE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 14 Nov 2008, 22:35
Second place in a flip cup tornument follwoed by the biggest joint I've ever seenm. awwww hyeaeaaaanamghh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 15 Nov 2008, 01:36
All drunk. All abandoning all self respect. All dancing with lights and thinking immoral thoughts. All not doing drugs, but totally wanting to.

All of the above.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: AanAllein on 15 Nov 2008, 02:38
Need to get drunk by the time my girlfriend gets home in a little under two hours, but not so drunk that she won't be able to catch up. But drinks taste so good. DILEMMA
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 21 Nov 2008, 18:39
Other people get drunk, dance, and makeout with people.

I get drunk and post on DISCUSS!

OH GODS WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG
MORE BEER
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: AanAllein on 21 Nov 2008, 20:27
MORE BEER

correct
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: andtakingnames on 21 Nov 2008, 21:30
MORE BEER

correct

I concur
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 21 Nov 2008, 21:40
NEED MORE OF THAT PINE TREE GIN
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 22 Nov 2008, 00:14
PENIS
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 22 Nov 2008, 00:17
Guys I went to one party and no makeouts were there then I went to another and all of the makeouts had already left.
So I do not have makeouts but hey no longer in constant excruciating pain that is a plus.
Why the fuck is last call so early I am ready to party.
Feckin fack.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Nov 2008, 00:31
w0457 slick I couldnt finsihed readibf the first sentence of tyour post
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 22 Nov 2008, 00:34
fuck your cock , dick snout
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Nov 2008, 00:35
I tyhink we'rre gfonig to have to take this outdide assface.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Nov 2008, 00:36
look at mein googgles, would you mess with mein hgoffles?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 22 Nov 2008, 20:57
PENIS
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 22 Nov 2008, 21:00
yeah so there was this girl at the party who was all making fun of my love of justice because d.a.n.c.e. came on and she was like LOL I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE and i was like DANCE ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S GOOD and then she was like HAHAHA OK THEN HAAAAAA and i was like ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME  and she said A LITTLE but if anything, she was the one who was being embarrassing because she was drinking a bud light and that's just heinous and then she was all grinding up on some dude and she had the fucking NERVE to make fun of my mitten dance.  she can fuck herself because the bros loved it.  and also it was pretty funny because she was all OH WOW and then she went to go bite on her finger while mashing her ass into some bro's crotch and all i did was go OH WOW, flip up his collar and then leave so

and then i tried to do underwear sam fisher, but i wasn't prudent, and i made some girl chuckle.  put on clothes before you go to the bathroom, people, or just take them off afterwards.

 :-D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Nov 2008, 21:11
i probably would be that girl who makes fun of you for liking justice because i really don't think they're very good at all.  then again i fail at being indie so whatevs.
guys i am not that drunk, i am not even slightly tipsy, but it feels like i am, weird huh.  sleep deprivation + alcohols=bad.  i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now.  except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 22 Nov 2008, 21:16
i don't even like them that much but we were listening to M I A

and it wasn't because she thought justice was bad, it was because she was judging me for being drunk or a spaz or whatever

it's ok because she was fugly

and a groupie for a capella

she wants to hook up with her orther painfully striaght friend (BUG*s, the both of them) and i hope they do and i hope it is really awkward because she wronged me greatly... i know i know, PINWOP, but i don't even know this girl's name.

* Bisexuals Until Graduation
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 22 Nov 2008, 22:53
i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now.  except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.
Hey it's cool you don't have to worry about being subtle I'm down.


Wait. Wait nevermind.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 22 Nov 2008, 23:40
i am at a makeout party
it is so good
there are makeouts everywhere

except I am making out with everyone at once

that is not so good because what if I get a rupyhwe
a repututatuomn
god damn it fuck it
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 23 Nov 2008, 19:47
i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now.  except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.
Hey it's cool you don't have to worry about being subtle I'm down.


Wait. Wait nevermind.

oh you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 25 Nov 2008, 11:42
If I'd post in here everytime I was not sober, this thread would be about 50% my posts.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Nov 2008, 09:03
As long as it's fun and awesome crap you post while drunk, who gives a cocksnout. Fire away you drunken God!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 26 Nov 2008, 11:45
Well, the problem there is that I am either still in control of my hands and thoughts, as I am right now, or too drunk to even start my PC. That means you either get boring posts, or no posts at all. It rarely happens that I am just in the right state of drunkeness, most occasions of which have been documented in this here thread, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 26 Nov 2008, 12:19
SAILORS FIGHTING IN THE DANCEHALL
OH MAN, LOOK AT THOSE CAVEMEN GO
IT'S THE FREAKIEST SHOW
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 26 Nov 2008, 22:10
dear drunk thread, i had awesome non-sober makeouts with the boy tonight. we had a lot of beer and cuddled and watched entourage and omgggg i am swooning a little. my ex boyfriend called me a whore and said he hopes i burn in hell. he is clearly jealous!! and a little bit crazy.   
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 26 Nov 2008, 23:36
But I was working on assignments all evening!

...whore.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 27 Nov 2008, 00:16
hey i am not the one that gets naked on the internet here.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 27 Nov 2008, 00:56
we are the village green preservation society
god save I haven't been sane for some time now
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: PizzaSHARK on 27 Nov 2008, 05:21
dear drunk thread, i had awesome non-sober makeouts with the boy tonight. we had a lot of beer and cuddled and watched entourage and omgggg i am swooning a little. my ex boyfriend called me a whore and said he hopes i burn in hell. he is clearly jealous!! and a little bit crazy.   

aww, he sounds like such a sweetheart.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 27 Nov 2008, 06:14
i dunno if that was meant to be sarcastic, but he actually is. i was having a pretty rough day until he showed up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 27 Nov 2008, 19:47
The Leafs lost. Again. Luckily I was drunk before the game ended.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: PizzaSHARK on 28 Nov 2008, 00:04
i dunno if that was meant to be sarcastic, but he actually is. i was having a pretty rough day until he showed up.

Sarcastic about the ex, not the new one.  Probably should have edited the quote.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 28 Nov 2008, 17:12
But hero is here with his trusthy and it will do something about it but it will be some other night...ow
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 28 Nov 2008, 18:44
So Liz told me to post her because she is a slut[/i!!! Wtvr. Whoever is not coming to chicagocon can suck a fuck because I am totally going and I can totally type perfectly when I am pished out my face, You cunts.

<3 <3
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 28 Nov 2008, 18:45
Drunk Oli,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 28 Nov 2008, 18:46
Oh man I can't even bbcode correctly. I might aswell top myself now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: clockworkjames on 28 Nov 2008, 18:58
I JUST DROPPED SOME MASSIVE DRUNK 20 BOMBS!

Totally did not deserve it, sniping wus soo slow like, wooooah... *DING* headshots at crossover to statue and reflex shots were so sloppy and lucky but it was against some french dudes so, smacktalk was bad and we all got kicked. I got like 4 mega compton gold deagle killz in one round was mega sikk.

Then I didn't want to wake people in the house up so I pissed in a beer can and put it out on my windowsill and the only thing I had to wash my hands with in my room was rainwater from outside and some facewipes. Now all my friends are nonresponsive on vent and I think I will go play some WoW but damn I am soo sleepy I should not drink beerzzzzz... snooze.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 28 Nov 2008, 19:22
Party was bouncers and polski!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 28 Nov 2008, 19:24
My night: not getting drunk in an expensive bar full of annoying people and a few friends.
My friends' night: MAD CRAZY DRUGS PARTY TAXI WOOOO

Why do I miss out on the fun nights? Boo.

EDIT: Facebook tells me that the birthday party I didn't go to because I had said I was going to the one I went to was awesome. ICK. So both my friends' drugs party and the birthday party I missed were more fun than mine. Double BOO.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 28 Nov 2008, 19:44
Fun nights woo!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 28 Nov 2008, 19:52
I just found out Dario Argento movies are hilarious.  And that Full Moon is a pretty good beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 28 Nov 2008, 20:20
hey i am not the one that gets naked on the internet here.
Whatever I am famous.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 29 Nov 2008, 05:58
Oh lordy was I ever drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 29 Nov 2008, 17:32
ouch but i will win in this thing * wing wÅng * aww shit its da thing. Wham its BI-BOT'







wAWE YOYR CLITS LIKE IT'S THE FUCK FUCK FUCK JESUSU!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 29 Nov 2008, 17:36
I need me some Spotted Cow. STAT
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Nov 2008, 20:01
yumgrolsch
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:12
I'm drunk and missed chances with a bueauthiful lady tonight it's been a while and I really just want ot suck someoneos' face ssee what comes out of me whilst I'm drunk all I want are your lips and your tits your lips and your tits
I want that beautiful lady.`
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:13
penis

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:13
shitting
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:14
christ
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:15
don'T YOU folks realize i'm nothing? I'm nothing I leave and no one gives a damn just poepl e who thought it'd be fun to give a dam n no one is what wanted i'm not what i wanted and this is whjat i nma what ihafve  been what I WILL BE,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:15
it's all shot to hell and I'll be damned to give a damn about any of it anymore
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:16
i'm lonely and i continually will be and nothing here will help me.

this is life and this is emptiness.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:16
trhis is what I am
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: usmcnavgeek on 30 Nov 2008, 00:22
I may or may not have had four or five 22oz beers in an attempt to finish drinking my way through the offering of the Rogue brewery


Anyway everybody sucks (me included) and I wish I were still on active duty where I could be with people who didn't suck as much


You can't go home again


You'll always regret your big decisions no matter what choice you take


Y'all have a good night, now, drink up
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 30 Nov 2008, 07:53
Drunk James,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 07:57
We threw a cocktail party, giving all the ladies slow and comfortable screws up against the wall, chased by an awkward morning after.

It was boss.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Nov 2008, 18:36
I AM SO HIGH I AM HAVING A GODDAMN FLASHBACK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 18:57
A flashback to what?  When you were less high?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Nov 2008, 19:01
I am seeing opals in my computer monitor.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 30 Nov 2008, 19:02
i.e. acid flashbacks can sometimes be triggered by being super-high.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 19:02
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Nov 2008, 19:53
I'm drunk and missed chances with a bueauthiful lady tonight it's been a while and I really just want ot suck someoneos' face ssee what comes out of me whilst I'm drunk all I want are your lips and your tits your lips and your tits
I want that beautiful lady.`

oh hey sup.
yes i know you are not talking about me in your posts about wanting makeouts, and i am not talking about you in mine, but we can pretend.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 19:57
I think he would've figured it out
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 19:59
Anna why don't you leave your new boy and I'll leave my girl-who-probably-isn't-interested-in-me and we'll run away together.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Nov 2008, 20:11
james, that sounds perfect considering i don't think things with new boy are working out cause my ex is oh so subtly sabotaging them.  where are we running off to/when/why am i actually thinking about this?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 20:21
Man, fuck the old-boy. If he's sabotaging new boy he's certainly not a friend so tell him to go fuck himself.

This sounds like a good idea because a) you don't know me and thus don't know my issues and flaws and b) Tommy's crotch has magical compelling powers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Nov 2008, 20:31
It's true, I want to have hot sloppy fellatio with James right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 20:38
Who doesn't?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 20:39
Dear Slick,

Stop reading my mind
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Nov 2008, 20:44
Man, fuck the old-boy. If he's sabotaging new boy he's certainly not a friend so tell him to go fuck himself.

This sounds like a good idea because a) you don't know me and thus don't know my issues and flaws and b) Tommy's crotch has magical compelling powers.

1) but maybe he just wants me to be happy with new boy, and i am totally misinterpreting his intentions. or maybe he is being a dick as usual. (we are barely on speaking terms now)

2) you don't seem to have any major issues aside from the loneliness!

3) and...yes...yes it does.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Nov 2008, 22:25
hello again drunk thread i think this is my first double post here,

it is really awkward when people you barely know are trying to set you up with someone, and you are protesting cause you already have someone you're interested in but the random boy (not to be confused with the one i've been calling "new boy") is really really cute and if your feelings weren't so completely mixed up you might have gone for it and then it just all turns out to be a huge practical joke so it's a good thing you didn't because that would have been foolish.

that is all!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 01 Dec 2008, 23:08
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNED
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: actreal on 02 Dec 2008, 02:46
I thought I was drunk until I read this thread. Clearly I need more beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 02 Dec 2008, 05:58
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNED

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 03 Dec 2008, 02:24
Drinking capirinhas (excellent) and watching Fishing With John with my housemates (weird).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Puki on 03 Dec 2008, 16:24
Woo! Just spent 15 mins trying to find this thread (I'm addicted, yeah!)
I just arrangted the publishing of the student's paper long gone in Osijek (I'm the new editor!), done an interview with a woman I don't know, from New Orleans, as it's some Blues festival in our town (she was quite nice, and the singer for the band), and accepted the lead vocal in a trash metal band position,.
Fruitfull night.
Not quite sure I got the purpuise of the topic, but I don't mind.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 03 Dec 2008, 16:26
Are you drunk or high? If either of those things are the case pretty much it is okay.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 03 Dec 2008, 16:38
Yeah, post pretty much anything provided you're moderately off your face, I guess. It's like the blog thread with 60% less coherence!

Oh shit...

I MEAN WOOOOOOAAH I"M REAAAALLLY STONED AND I CAN SEE UNICORNS IN THE WALLLPAPER.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 04 Dec 2008, 00:43
yeah what is what is what is
i don't know that i need you right now
but i'l of course need you in the future
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Dec 2008, 01:59
Last day of class, oh damn.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Puki on 04 Dec 2008, 03:05
Are you drunk or high? If either of those things are the case pretty much it is okay.

Ah, I was quite drunk. It was fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lise on 04 Dec 2008, 20:29
HAHAHAHA guys, I just turned 21 recently and have been consideriablby drunk sence then.

HOORAY for afternoon drunks right, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d2QikVgUi0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d2QikVgUi0)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 04 Dec 2008, 21:42
Take advantage of that while you can.  When you are 21 you have an excuse for being a borderline alcoholic.  When you turn 22, it will become much less acceptable to be drunk by two in the afternoon on a weekday.

I was reading up on "green living" tips and I found an awesome idea.  Apparently, a refrigerator is most efficient when it is full, because solids and liquids hold the cold better than air, since air rushes out whenever you open the door.  As a single person with a whole big refrigerator, how do I fill my fridge?  It's certainly not eco-friendly for it to be full of food which might go bad, since that is wasteful.  The author of the book I was reading had the solution-fill your fridge with booze!  It keeps almost indefinitely, and you will have a large supply of cold beer or white wine available at all times.  Bonus points if it's local.

This sounds really great in my head, but there is the problem of investing money in a fridge full of booze, and also I'm pretty sure I would just drink it all anyway.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 05 Dec 2008, 07:15
6
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Dec 2008, 10:22
Okay, this might just be the tequila talking, but I gotta ask:
Quote
6
What? 6 What? 6 geese a-laying?
Why is this pissing me off so bad?
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
I don't pay this much atention to practiclly anything else. It's like the shorter the post, te more attention you pay to t.
I gotta lay down...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 05 Dec 2008, 22:14
5
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 06 Dec 2008, 14:35
Not today cause he's back with his something!

ME: what is this shit!
you:there isnt no shit
ME:YOU ARE LOW CAPS SO THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
you:you are dick
ME: would you like me pretty (aww)
you:go away and die
ME:WELL..

At this point wall crumples

oh no its flying fetus and rhyms

"aww yeah lets get this thing started... date rape ape bake cake and fucks rake"

ME:shudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudup
you are just in my head

"oh yeah but i can do this I LAIK DICK HOMO"

*rip*

eat hair


"bargle gargle"


ME: die you fool

but it was fllyin fetus who didi the damage and did it well

fetus:not so god damn awesome now, huh?

He-man:by power of gray sku..
ME:get outa my way hippie *ahem*
ME: by the power of 100'th post i shall look at our rectum (that i will)

fetus:it burns
ME:hah im not done yet take this  :police:  :mrgreen: andthis (http://seattletwist.com/wp-content/PuppetryofthePenis2.jpg)


ME:aww yeah im so best that you cant hit me or slap me  (but your penis)

fetus: i shall be back and you will submit to my orders!
ME: penis dick



theee shal be hit by thor
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Dec 2008, 00:02
Whuh danced for a long time now really tired.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 07 Dec 2008, 08:06
4
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Genbot2500 on 07 Dec 2008, 10:20
have you ever tried a water pipe? But instead of water you throw in a bottle of cheap vodka?.. And the tabacco pack has water melon flavor? Good lord, i'm queesy.. Also, beer.. Belgian beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Dec 2008, 11:01
Kublai Kahn (some real good Canadian strain we never learned the name of and just named ourselves), using Kool-Aid for bong water, honey on top of the leaf, with ice in the shaft. 

And sweet, sweet Grolsch to follow.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 07 Dec 2008, 11:18
cheap vodka

+

beer

This is why you're queezy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Genbot2500 on 07 Dec 2008, 12:34
Kublai Kahn (some real good Canadian strain we never learned the name of and just named ourselves), using Kool-Aid for bong water, honey on top of the leaf, with ice in the shaft. 

And sweet, sweet Grolsch to follow.

I'm guessing that would taste like smoking candy.. I might take a stab at it.. Now just to find Kool-aid. What does it taste like?

Also, i'm not used to being queasy this fast. I can hold my liquor pretty well, and a bottle of Dutch gin with castus flavor and a litre and a half of beer was the last time i was really queasy drunk.. It might be because i haven't eaten all day

Also, the english language has no beter name for jenever then Dutch gin? That's just odd, mostly because it's nothing like gin
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 07 Dec 2008, 12:37
Kool-Aid tastes like sugar and food coloring.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Dec 2008, 12:45
Yes, but this tasted like unicorns.

Oh, I forgot, then we did acid afterwards.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Dec 2008, 15:00
I'm hoping to hold an acid test this wednesday if all works out.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 08 Dec 2008, 17:01
We threw a cocktail party, giving all the ladies slow and comfortable screws up against the wall, chased by an awkward morning after.

So... this has been bothering me for a while.  Are these drink names?  "slow and comfortable screws up against the wall" and "awkward morning after" are wonderful cocktail names.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 08 Dec 2008, 17:18
Oh man, I'm got drunk and thoughr shit i gotta post up on this while \its still in my mind so i did

And I think they'e both fun names for drinks and fun things to do. Awkward morning s afrter are always less awkwars when you say "well isn't this awkward" then it's less , cos it's funny.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 08 Dec 2008, 17:28
Party yesterday was so rad.

My friend turned 20 but she's not one for keg + beer pong so instead she threw a mac and cheese + weed + zombie movies party. We dined on 6 different kinds of gourmet homemade mac and cheese (that her and her roommates made) and watched Dawn of the Dead. Couple of delicious blueberry ales to chase it all down. It's needless to say that everyone had the itis.

Oh also closer to the end somebody pulled out Ass Woman in Wonderland (porno tribute to Alice in Wonderland with a midget as the White Rabbit) so we watched that and made fun of the artistic direction (it had on-camera dialogue but no sound, aside from a strange Cirque du Soleil-like score). The tagline said we absolutely couldn't miss Tiffany Mynx's first DP.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 08 Dec 2008, 17:30
Soundss liek an amazing night out

Mac, cheese, weed, zomvies and porn with terrible art direction
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 08 Dec 2008, 17:52
We threw a cocktail party, giving all the ladies slow and comfortable screws up against the wall, chased by an awkward morning after.

So... this has been bothering me for a while.  Are these drink names?  "slow and comfortable screws up against the wall" and "awkward morning after" are wonderful cocktail names.

I've never heard of an "awkward morning after," but here's the other drink:
http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/s/slow-comfortable-screw-up-against-the-wall-4632.html
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gilead on 08 Dec 2008, 18:07
We made up the awkward morning after, it is going to be on the menu right after a slow and comfortable when my friend opens his cocktail bar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 08 Dec 2008, 18:16
You're advertising the place really well. When it opens up, you'll have hundreds of forumites crowding in  and meeting each other for the first time
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 08 Dec 2008, 18:23
forumites crowding in  and meeting each other for the first time

Sounds like Tronnocon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 08 Dec 2008, 18:28
Oh, yeah those

I'm in the UK. These things slip my mind, although it would be cool to go to one.

Nerd it up for a day ... properly
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 08 Dec 2008, 19:38
Almost forgot...

3
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Dec 2008, 07:14
oh shit
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gilead on 11 Dec 2008, 07:18
My friend called me up at 11:30 on a thursday and begged me to come drinking, it was a pretty good night, there was free leaf and even though I forgot my wallet we got in to three pubs before one checked ID. At the first pub there were three bouncers and they were playing hackey sack in the street, they waved me past with a grin as one of them completely missed a kick.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 11 Dec 2008, 07:20
oh shit oh shit oh shit i missed 2 and 1 and it is now

0
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 11 Dec 2008, 07:45
-1
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 11 Dec 2008, 09:28
NOT YET IT IS NOT THE TIME FOR -1
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 11 Dec 2008, 21:58
mpw o, am soooooo drunk it now even funny ni am 2q1 and it feels gooooooooood
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 13 Dec 2008, 09:23
Im sorry master i will undo the -1 by being so drunk

Just witness my awesomness when i get drunk thou i shall do the things that undo things but it wound stop for that i shall put random t random things.

(pointles things aint over i shall look into my little scary pouch and get the stuff)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 13 Dec 2008, 09:26
And put my new picture in there i will be there!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 13 Dec 2008, 09:52
Hey, how you doin'?
 I am kind of drunk right now, but about an hour or two ago I was at the point where I had to hold onto something so I could dance or I would fall over. I love saturday nights


Also, I saw fatty ali at a club tonight, woooo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 13 Dec 2008, 11:18
Actually Dollface, it is now -2 so you're all gooooood
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 13 Dec 2008, 11:27
Actually Dollface, it is now -2 so you're all gooooood

Thank you master can Dollface do -9 when it comes?

But first just look what i can do to pointless thread
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 13 Dec 2008, 11:39
its done... DAMN THAT PICTURE OF ME I TRY TO GET ONE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 13 Dec 2008, 15:32
Thank you master can Dollface do -9 when it comes?

NO YOU CAN NEVER DO -9 EVER

*le sigh*

I don't think this apprenticeship is working out so well
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 14 Dec 2008, 10:46
What is going on?  Why is there a burgeoning dom/sub relationship going on in the drunk thread?  This is creeping me out.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 14 Dec 2008, 21:55
Is that the best question you've got?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Dec 2008, 09:37
I smoked some really strange weed last night.  And that Monty Python beer ain't too bad, either.  I'm still kind of inebriated.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Dec 2008, 06:40
fuck. i dont even know how to bgin to decrsobe the situaiton i have myself got into. fuclk. shit. punctuatiojn.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 18 Dec 2008, 10:32
Does it involve someone(s) of the opposite sex?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 18 Dec 2008, 14:29
Doesn't it always?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Dec 2008, 14:51
Oh dear god I vaguely remember writing that. Um, yeah. Work christmas party + gate crashing the Vice Chancellor's lawn drinks + cocktails + clubbing. And now I'm at work. I'm thinking about going and finding a nice tree outside to lie under.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 18 Dec 2008, 15:55
Surprise! I got drunk on a thursday!

My avatar is voodoo! (if voodoo works that way, I don't know much about voodoo)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 19 Dec 2008, 11:33
Do to list

1. get drunk
2. get stoned
3. write musical
4. post it here
%. do stuff
6. get molested

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 19 Dec 2008, 14:04
ME: is this real?

man band: IS HE THINKING IS HE THINKING

me: dont you dare please no more

Man band: I CANNOT BEAR IT I LIKE WHORE

me: stop it please

man band: SHOVE IT JESUS

me. okay i will be mister mean

Man band: locheat sister clean

Me: im a man and i don manly things i wreck ships and eat led pipes

Man band: I AM A SKAM AND I DO RADTLY THINGS LIKE WRECK BITCHES AND EAT MEAT PIPES

me: Why are you following me?

Man band: i just wanto be like you that you will love me

me: we both are bottles isnt that enough for ye

Man band: our form isnt stoping us for our true love

WILL be later more
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Puki on 19 Dec 2008, 16:15
Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
[size=8t]runs through the topic naked[/size]
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 19 Dec 2008, 16:23
Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
[size=8t]runs through the topic naked[/size]

same thing but walks
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 19 Dec 2008, 16:29
saunters nakedly through the thread
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 19 Dec 2008, 16:56
Sends Lady Godiva to ride naked through the thread on a 1952 Vincent Black Lightning

Lady Godiva (http://www.amazon.com/Red-Hair-and-Black-Leather/dp/B0014NSKI6/ref=sr_f3_2?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1229734510&sr=103-2)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 19 Dec 2008, 20:09
Fudkc I'm  stoned rocked.  I th9nk I"m typang wroooooooongly.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 19 Dec 2008, 20:10
sooooo, I got drunk again today. Voodoo didn't work, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 19 Dec 2008, 20:17














Yay for birthdays!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KibBen on 20 Dec 2008, 12:22
I may not be wrecked, but I am drinking bailey's and hot cocoa before lunch, and am a little tipsy. And warm!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 20 Dec 2008, 18:30
Slightly buzzed*, listening to "there is a light that never goes out" on repeat.



*if that means what I think it means, that is.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 20 Dec 2008, 22:03
kibBen your avtar is mesmirizing.

[toasts new cables on bike]

I need a less sweet drink next
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 21 Dec 2008, 20:45
oh noes, flower-eating girl is back!

did I tell you how much I love my job?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 21 Dec 2008, 20:46
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmStellaArtoismmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 21 Dec 2008, 21:28
i am happy to be back home because my parents buy beer and liquor and that is nice.  and they buy my favorite kind of beer now (alexander ketih's india pale,  if anyone really cares. once i had somebody ask me "is that from india?" and i had this overwhelming urge to cover my face with my palm)  and that's nice.  mmmmm delicious beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Dec 2008, 21:40
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmStellaArtoismmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I have two of these in my car!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 21 Dec 2008, 23:55
HAHAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnoaeiwill eat the bugf god dammitt!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 22 Dec 2008, 00:01
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT

DON'T EVEN TRY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 22 Dec 2008, 03:04
i am happy to be back home because my parents buy beer and liquor and that is nice.  and they buy my favorite kind of beer now (alexander ketih's india pale,  if anyone really cares. once i had somebody ask me "is that from india?" and i had this overwhelming urge to cover my face with my palm)  and that's nice.  mmmmm delicious beer.

Oh man yes parents with good booze. My dad has all kinds of whiskey... last weekend I tried a couple of single malts I'd never had before, one from Islay, one from Skye, and one from the mainland.

Also I've just been at the pub and got a bit confused because it was empty until I realised it's a Monday. I mean, I'm not working and a bunch of friends were there, so I jut kind've assumed it'd be full... Apparently people are still working this close to Christmas I guess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 22 Dec 2008, 08:40
Ah, yes.  Islay single malts are very good.  And the one from Skye isn't bad either.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: eddie on 22 Dec 2008, 08:58
i am happy to be back home because my parents buy beer and liquor and that is nice.  and they buy my favorite kind of beer now (alexander ketih's india pale,  if anyone really cares. once i had somebody ask me "is that from india?" and i had this overwhelming urge to cover my face with my palm)  and that's nice.  mmmmm delicious beer.

Oh man yes parents with good booze. My dad has all kinds of whiskey... last weekend I tried a couple of single malts I'd never had before, one from Islay, one from Skye, and one from the mainland.

Also I've just been at the pub and got a bit confused because it was empty until I realised it's a Monday. I mean, I'm not working and a bunch of friends were there, so I jut kind've assumed it'd be full... Apparently people are still working this close to Christmas I guess.

I only have 2 days off for xmas. I discoverd Hobgoblin a while ago, its really nice although its cider counterpart causes massive burps.
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Post by: RedLion on 22 Dec 2008, 12:47
Jeeeesus. Why did I decide to finish my bottle of absinthe last night? I have not been that drunk in awhile. And, really, I don't even know how I accessed a computer to write whatever I did about, uh, eating a bug I guess, since I was in Madison all night.
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Post by: Emaline on 24 Dec 2008, 11:11
What's one to do when their are depressed, have a whole house to themselves, and its their friend's birthday/last day in town? Throw a party, of course! And that is what I did.

Rum and orange juice was brought over and my friend demanded everyone get drunk. I got on that train, but everybody else kinda failed. And now I am suffering from a terrible hangover, and I need to finish Christmas shopping today. Ugh.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 25 Dec 2008, 13:48
I just got through drinking this delicious blackberry wine, and now everything smells like berries!

It is tasty! but I'm dying for ice cream now.
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 25 Dec 2008, 19:57
I think the egg nog fucked me over :< Americans put too much cream in EVERYTHING, and my poor Australian stomach couldn't handle it.

Oh well! Off to see The Spirit tonight at 10pm, and feeling slightly buzzed :D
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Dec 2008, 20:04
last night i was at a christmas dinner thing with people i don't know and i got sorta drunk (a lot of wine and a couple of glasses of vodka with sprite)  which is weird for me because i am not into getting completely wasted and doing retarded things unless my dancing counts but nearly everyone who sees me dance compliments me on my moves so i must be doing something right.  or maybe people are just mean and sarcastic and horrible and i actually can't dance and they are mocking me. but i don't think that is the case, i mean i'm trying to be optimistic here.

tonight i am just being lazy and looking at pictures of adrian grenier (i suppose that is marginally better than watching silly movies just cause he is in them cause i have finished every single episode of entourage already and am getting impatient for season six) and having beer. not even a lot of it. maybe not even enough to be posting in this thread? *shrug*

very festive and exciting, i know!
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Post by: celticgeek on 25 Dec 2008, 20:10
Mmmm. Laphroaig. Bottle is empty but it was worth it.

QFT.  I am having a glass right now, although the bottle is not yet empty.
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Post by: Liz on 25 Dec 2008, 20:23
D'awww, Jens is still awake. And drunk, apparently.
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Post by: Liz on 25 Dec 2008, 20:55
Jesus christ I wish I had skype right now...
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Post by: Liz on 25 Dec 2008, 20:58
Well if it would be anything like last time you would just be more talkative than normal.
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Post by: Liz on 25 Dec 2008, 21:01
Hmm, yes, I think you should maybe just go to sleep.
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Post by: mberan42 on 25 Dec 2008, 22:15
Jesus Christ, get an internet ROOM, you two!
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Post by: Ballard on 25 Dec 2008, 22:19
Yeah, I'd tell them to take it to PMs but this is too cute.
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Post by: mberan42 on 25 Dec 2008, 22:23
Cute my ass. They've been goin' at it for the past 5+ months.

ON TOPIC: I'm drinking Jameson right now. Not nearly as good as Laphroaig, admittedly, but still good in its own right.
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Post by: tania on 25 Dec 2008, 22:26
yes we all know you have internet crushes on each other and it is utterly fascinating but have you tried private messaging? it's pretty cool too.
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Post by: De_El on 26 Dec 2008, 00:32
A bit of Johnnie Walker Red shared witrh my sister while we watched The Flower of My Secret, a Pedro Almodovar film. It was very good! I need to get into him more.
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Post by: Spluff on 26 Dec 2008, 05:54
the drunk thread demands your respect
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Post by: RedLion on 26 Dec 2008, 13:59
Hot Chocolate with Bailey's. Warrrrrm.
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Post by: Ballard on 26 Dec 2008, 14:30
Respect is leaving the seventh dick.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Dec 2008, 18:10
The secret is to get sloppy drunk, then post.

I've been hitting all kinds of cheap, low-quality fruity wines lately. Shit by Wild Vines and the like. It's definitely a different kind of drunk.

Hey Drunk Thread, I just thought up what I'm sure is a terrible joke, and I'm gonna attack you with it!
What's the difference between a wine connoisseur and a wino? The connoisseur spits; the wino swallows.

Woo!
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Post by: usmcnavgeek on 26 Dec 2008, 18:12
Post-holiday boredom has set in.  That means beer time.
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Post by: Liz on 27 Dec 2008, 08:25
Jesus Christ, get an internet ROOM, you two!
Cute my ass. They've been goin' at it for the past 5+ months.

D'awww, I think Matty-poo is jealous. : D
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Post by: Barmymoo on 27 Dec 2008, 11:40
I'm not drunk, but I figured you guys might be able to shed light on a conundrum.

Why did a jar of strawberry conserve require alcohol authorisation at work today? It was just jam. Why did the customer have to be 18? Is there something I should know about jarred fruit?
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Post by: ViolentDove on 27 Dec 2008, 14:03
Jam is pretty dangerous. Having devonshire tea is like walking a razor's edge between life and death.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 27 Dec 2008, 14:05
Also, blergh hangover.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 27 Dec 2008, 21:27
Dear Drunk Thread,
It has been a while since I've seen you, and since it is the season of giving, I have made something for you. I have not been drinking tonight, but here is a handy flow-chart guide to my posting so that I can remember how to post next time I need you.

(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/7745/flowam1.png)
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Post by: allison on 27 Dec 2008, 21:51
talking to the boy i like!
high as shit :)
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Post by: Harun on 27 Dec 2008, 23:12
name: your favorite seasonal winter beer
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Post by: Johnny C on 28 Dec 2008, 10:47
i drank so fuckin hard last night

mead rules
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Post by: eddie on 28 Dec 2008, 12:15
I got really drunk last night and I've spent all day wondering why the screen on my mobile phone wouldn't work but then my friend rang me & said after I held the phone to my mouth that I had dropped it in a strip club toilet.
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Post by: Liz on 28 Dec 2008, 19:35
James that flowchart seems quite accurate. It made me chuckle.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 28 Dec 2008, 19:42
i approve of that flow chart!  :lol:
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 29 Dec 2008, 05:06
Awesome chart, etc, etc... but I would never post naked pictures of myself.
I am generally a horrible person, but at least I am considerate enough of my fellow human beings to keep my grotesque visage off of the inter-webs.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Dec 2008, 19:48
Zongloads.  South Park.  Left 4 Dead.  I am having a good time.
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Post by: Slick on 29 Dec 2008, 22:14
How hard would it be to make a bot to replace me? I will just prepare a supply of suggestive pictures and be ready to go.
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Post by: Slick on 30 Dec 2008, 21:24
Man, flowcharts and self-deprecating humour go together wonderfully. Updated and expanded:
(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3109/flowmk2downsizedzn8.png)


I may be getting carried away a little here.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Dec 2008, 21:29
Man, that flowchart is creepily similar to my own thought processes.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 30 Dec 2008, 23:59
My bunny died.  Is this an acceptable reason to be downing whiskey at an alarming rate?
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Post by: Ozymandias on 31 Dec 2008, 00:03
It is totally acceptable. That is basically the most acceptable reason.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 31 Dec 2008, 00:53
I am raising a toast to my rabbit.  He had a good, long life, and I wish him an eternity of clover and shamrocks. 
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Post by: Lines on 31 Dec 2008, 21:18
ha[[y new yarr!
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Post by: allison on 31 Dec 2008, 22:28
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP|PY NY EQART
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Post by: Ballard on 31 Dec 2008, 23:27
Guys I am not fucked up right now. I am pleasantly buzzed on some Scotch after a quiet night in.

Happy New Year!
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Post by: Dimmukane on 31 Dec 2008, 23:51
aaaawe[ppppf[j faholy shi[t.  howqwsd di drfive home t=oinighta.   


Wow.  I'm impressed wi.  I lost some weed and was able to find it before anyone stole it!  I drank a lot.  I somehow drove home sober and now I'm here totally fucked.  what siiwll this say toormoworrow.  holy crap
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Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Jan 2009, 00:07
Fuckin' new year@@@@@@1!s  I witnessed a knife fight.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Jan 2009, 00:42
Man, a new years with the wife, good freinds, Rock Band and good liquor. This was a good year.

Also, D&D on saturday... way to ring in a good new year.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 01 Jan 2009, 00:46
Happy fuckin' new year!   brownies and liquor and blunts and beer and fireworks equals a good night.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Jan 2009, 00:51
a-fuckin-men.
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Post by: pen on 03 Jan 2009, 23:55
I"m tipsy and loneyly and wanna watch am ovie and don't wanna sleep but i'm by myself and it kinda feel s liek the thing to do so I'm gonna go pass out now i think and hopefully wake up without being lonely or tipsy. 
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Post by: Ballard on 04 Jan 2009, 00:03
Holy shit I like Scotch now.

Scotch is good times guys!

Especially last night when I had no internet access nor the desire to stop what I was doing to hang out with you fucks.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 04 Jan 2009, 00:07
What scotch were you drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 04 Jan 2009, 01:12
The Famous Grouse. To the best of my limited knowledge, nothing spectacular. I was considerably more delighted with the shenanigans that it brought on than the liquor itself.

I had some really boss White Horse on New Year's Eve.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Jan 2009, 20:31
Just bought my friend a new bong today.  It twists into a tiny aperture that acts as an icecatcher and produces a cyclone effect.  So that was cool.  Then we watched Dead Alive, and They Live, then played Left 4 Dead. Then watched some Metalocalypse.  Nice.
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Post by: Ballard on 04 Jan 2009, 20:42
Yeah Jens, pretty much.

I played Left 4 Dead for the first time yesterday. It is a phenomenal game.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 04 Jan 2009, 21:22
POSTED:

Attention all lesbian women of Earth.

You have been declared my mortal enemies for the following offense:

1) Distaste for penises and 2) I will never have a chance to have sex with you.

It has come to my attention that while I may have sex with gay men, bi men, straight women, bi women, various transgendered people, and even a confused straight man, it is extremely and highly unlikely I can bed a lesbian. Furthermore, by both lacking and refusing to have sex with a penis, your existence is flawed.

This is unacceptable.

I challenge you all to a duel. We fight at the mountain of Mediggo and we shall determine the fate of the universe.

In conclusion, fuck y'all.
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Post by: Slick on 04 Jan 2009, 21:30
Attention all lesbian women of Earth.
I am the lady in question.

...?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 04 Jan 2009, 21:31
Elizabeth Jean, I think that might mean you are not a lesbian. I am not really sure what the lesbian conract has in it, but I think both of those things are dealbreakers.
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Post by: Liz on 04 Jan 2009, 21:35
Oh balls I missed the part where it said lesbian. WHOOPS.

I will delete that post now and if either of you keep up the shenanigans you will just look silly.
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Post by: Cicero on 04 Jan 2009, 21:40
Liz, these are shocking revelations.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 04 Jan 2009, 21:41
Oh shush you. You cannot trust these people, everything they say to you is a lie. LIES, ALL OF IT.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 04 Jan 2009, 21:43
I take it back, Liz is gayer than Ellen Degeneres at a really gay party. Maybe it's a fundraiser for helping young lesbian homeless girls ge back on their feet. It's probably a really nice event, Ellen is good people fo rbeign my mortal enemy.
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Post by: Slick on 04 Jan 2009, 21:48
penis penis penis oh hey look i have a penis penis penis
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 04 Jan 2009, 21:50
See, it is all lies. You can never believe a word of what Jordan says about me, the little bastard. Or James.

(Also James you know I don't have a penis, silly.)
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Post by: Cicero on 04 Jan 2009, 21:51
Liz, you're lying right now.    Come on!
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Post by: Slick on 04 Jan 2009, 21:51
Ozy it is for helping young lesbian homeless single-mothers get back on their feet.
Also the catering theme was 'placenta'.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 04 Jan 2009, 21:52
penis penis penis penis
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Jan 2009, 00:13
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Jan 2009, 00:13
The point is that I am drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Jan 2009, 00:14
Also that most of you still totally suck.

Suck all of the throbbing gay dicks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Jan 2009, 00:16
Some of you don't though!


Good job, some of you!
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Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Jan 2009, 01:22
Also that most of you still totally suck.

Suck all of the throbbing gay dicks.

YES SIR.

THANK YOU SIR.

MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.

DICK THAT IS.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 05 Jan 2009, 03:52
Liz is gayer than Ellen Degeneres at a really gay party.

It was this outfit that did it.

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk92/_beatingheartsbaby/3119837938_4a857f30a2.jpg)
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Post by: Liz on 05 Jan 2009, 08:37
Ah shit you guys gotta keep bringing that up. I have not worn that shirt in public! I swear!
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Post by: Cicero on 05 Jan 2009, 08:40
I have been looking for a shirt like that to go with my cowboy hats.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Jan 2009, 08:41
Liz is gayer than Ellen Degeneres at a really gay party.

It was this outfit that did it.

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk92/_beatingheartsbaby/3119837938_4a857f30a2.jpg)

I actually think this style suits liz better than 90% of the other pictures I've seen. You actually look really good there!


Cicero, slow down a bit on the posting, brohammer.
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Post by: Liz on 05 Jan 2009, 08:57
Ouch, Kieffer. That hurts.
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Post by: öde on 05 Jan 2009, 08:59
You do look pretty good there Liz.
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Post by: negative creep on 05 Jan 2009, 09:00
I'm afraid he's at least partially right. That is, I really like your style in that picture. (I also like most of your other styles, though)
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Post by: Liz on 05 Jan 2009, 09:02
See, the problem is that that is not my style. I would not wear that in public- the flannel is for lounging around in my apartment.

I like to look a little more dressed up and less casual. That is all.
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Post by: Cicero on 05 Jan 2009, 09:05
Liz, you are rockin' it in that picture -- and I'm sorry I am a posting whore.   I can't slow down.    I'm just trying to act better and play nice.    You guys are an interesting group.    I've been trying to put more thought into stuff as well.   I haven't reached 100 yet -- I'm just bored.   Understand that with my MCD and NS, I am stuck indoors because my immune system is non-existent -- and in the blizzards of the Midwest, I'd prolly die.   So I'm bored right now, postin -- and ridin' an exercise bike.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 05 Jan 2009, 10:51
I don't mean it in a nasty way, I genuinely think that outfit is pretty great and if I could pull it off myself, I would totally do it. Sadly, when I wear shirts like that, I look super butchy. Almost to the point where I'd go round your house for coffee and end up fixing your dripping bathroom tap.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 05 Jan 2009, 11:02
Oh man, please put on your flannel shirt and come over for coffee then Gemm! My shower tap drips like nobody's business
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Post by: negative creep on 05 Jan 2009, 17:32
I'm sitting at home, dringing Schnaps to soothe the pain in my foot. Good Times!
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Post by: Dimmukane on 05 Jan 2009, 17:57
Does anyone know of any decent imported beers that aren't really advertised but are still likely to be found at a good liquor store?  I'm trying to branch out a bit, but there's like 50 imports at the store I go to.
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Post by: morca007 on 06 Jan 2009, 00:31
penis penis penis oh hey look i have a penis penis penis
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 06 Jan 2009, 00:49
Does anyone know of any decent imported beers that aren't really advertised but are still likely to be found at a good liquor store?  I'm trying to branch out a bit, but there's like 50 imports at the store I go to.

Look for anything by Spaten. I like the optimater a whole bunch. Plus, belgians, Duvel, Gulden Draak, Piraat, and the rest. Also, Boddingtons, and speckled hen.

American beer is real good though.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 06 Jan 2009, 06:05
I know, but I haven't had any imports outside of standard fare, Grolsch, Stellas and Spaten.  But thanks, I'll go looking after work today.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 06 Jan 2009, 06:17
Well, if you can find some leffe beer then I would advise drinking that.
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Post by: öde on 06 Jan 2009, 06:20
Time for a QC beer exchange?
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Post by: Dimmukane on 06 Jan 2009, 13:33
Well, that might not be a bad idea.  I was only able to find Bodington's, Spaten, and Leffe (this is what I got, and it is delicious).  Turns out my liquor store carries way more microbrews than imports.  Which sucks, because Duvel is apparently really good.  So I bought some 90-Minute IPA instead.
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Post by: Cicero on 06 Jan 2009, 13:36
I've always enjoyed various IPA beers like Dogfish for example.  Potent, strong.   A real kick in the nuts.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 06 Jan 2009, 13:51
I thought you might like it, everyone likes leffe beer. If you can find Leffe blonde you may well like that as well.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 06 Jan 2009, 13:53
Actually, that's the one I got.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 06 Jan 2009, 14:00
Its brewed in Belgium, and is possibly the only beer I would drink. Enjoy it mate but try it midway through the year when the sun is setting and its warm outside and it tastes even better.

Ofcourse I am much more of a spirit man myself, vodka at the moment, but I can still appreciate good beer.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 06 Jan 2009, 15:49
I'm convinced good vodka is a lie. Even more expensive stuff like Belvedere and Jewel of Russia tastes like absolute shit to me
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Post by: ackblom12 on 06 Jan 2009, 16:19
Best rule I've ever heard for Vodka is buy cheap and mix. I see no reason why you would do otherwise when there's so many other delicious liquors.
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Post by: Slick on 06 Jan 2009, 16:29
Wyborowa is good vodka.

I am just going to go ahead and say you will not find good Russian vodka because I think the Russians are incapable of making anything enjoyable, besides tetris, which is really on the fence anyways.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 06 Jan 2009, 16:30
a friend recently introduced me to Mississippi Mud (http://justbeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/mississippi-mud.gif) and man that shit is good. one of the best beers i've ever had.

granted, i'm not a huge beer drinker to begin with but because of that i'm fairly picky, so it's worth mentioning when i find a beer i really, genuinely enjoy (as opposed to to just tolerating it). if you haven't had it, i recommend giving it a try.
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Post by: Ballard on 06 Jan 2009, 16:32
The bottle of Absolut Citron we have here is pretty decent. It has a distinct sweet aftertaste. I will generally agree that vodka tastes like shit, though.

Fight you Slick, I was made by Russians.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 06 Jan 2009, 16:36
I generally don't have the vodka straight, but as long as it can be mixed with stuff I don't mind.

A reasonable 12 year malt is something I can deal with on the other hand when its neat.
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Post by: RedLion on 06 Jan 2009, 22:20
Re: good beers

A brewery in New Glarus, WI makes an amazingly delicious beer called "Spotted Cow." Not the most appetizing name, I know, but it's definitely in the top three brands of beers I've ever had.
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Post by: Ballard on 06 Jan 2009, 22:24
That sounds cute, actually.
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Post by: Cicero on 06 Jan 2009, 23:22
Vodka rules.   Us German-Russians couldn't live without it.
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Post by: De_El on 06 Jan 2009, 23:46
Ooo! I have had Spotted Cow and it is pretty great.
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Post by: Puki on 07 Jan 2009, 15:20
Aaaaa
The late christmas present:
http://www.vimeo.com/2681050
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Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Jan 2009, 20:17
Well fuck  ...        everything is happening in slow motion right now.  HOLyt shit!Q!@!1  Thi3w is ccrazy.

90 mintue IPAA and Leffe are tastyyya beers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 07 Jan 2009, 20:21
Aaaaa
The late christmas present:
http://www.vimeo.com/2681050

Man I dunno why this is in here but that is beautifully done.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Puki on 07 Jan 2009, 23:51
Man I dunno why this is in here but that is beautifully done.

Arghhhh the hangovernesss!
Anyhow - was very ...uhm... mushy (?) last night so wanted to post this somewhere, so I guess this topic was most appropkriate. heh.
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Post by: De_El on 08 Jan 2009, 00:00
I drank, and became slightly drunk in front of my parents today! It is because the drinking age in Canada is 19, and it is easier to pass for 19 than 21. At least, it is 19 in BC, I don't know on what level of government these things are mandated in Canada. Some cabernet, Johnnie Walker, beer, and then more Johnnie Walker red label, at various times and places.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 08 Jan 2009, 20:37
Pro: I found a really good liquor store!

Con: I'm not buying beer for another month.  I've just realized that I've spent a few hundred dollars on beer in the 3 months I've been legal.  I just bought 6 beers for 32$.  That's it.  Taking a break from all that.  But at least I found a good store.  They had 120 Minute IPA!  This is hard to find, they only make it 3 months a year in very limited quantities.  It was tasty.
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 08 Jan 2009, 22:02
The best advice about Vodka is to drink Gin instead.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 09 Jan 2009, 19:42
I have taken your advice and found it WANTING! Vodka is still my drink, as I am now proving by being hammered off the damnable stuff.

How is everyone? Good I hope, no doubt I will seek to make amends for this come the morning, but as it is I want to make people feel better.
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Post by: negative creep on 09 Jan 2009, 19:50
i kissed a girl and i liked it.

also, i'm drunk.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 09 Jan 2009, 19:52
Huzzah! More of us drunkards! What manner of drunk are you at the moment?
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Post by: negative creep on 09 Jan 2009, 21:05
Well I'm that kind of drunk that you get when you have a headache and drink to make it go away and it just doesn't work
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Post by: Christophe on 10 Jan 2009, 02:27
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happy 21at BIRFJ:DSO YA T OEME

HAP{PY 21ST BIRTDHAYIO DKL:TIO:JE<L KJ:LE EE

I'm gonna really regret this post in the morning

HAOOY 21ST BIRD:OKLLANPIHYN Fdkulllllllllllacwerio; lf TO ME
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Post by: Josefbugman on 10 Jan 2009, 04:15
ahhhhh, I have never been that sort of drunk.

Happy Birthday Christophe!
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Post by: redglasscurls on 10 Jan 2009, 06:03
Ughhhh. Went to my friend's 21st last night and played too much beer pong using too much wine. Then proceeded to fall into bed at 4am in order to be up and at work by 8am.
Guess where I am right now and really hating life.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 10 Jan 2009, 06:09
Well, if you want to feel better, why not have a cup of tea, and try and get a sausage sandwhich, that always cheers me up after alcohol.
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Post by: McTaggart on 10 Jan 2009, 10:13
It is 7:30 and you cannot bear facing the world.

As for me
FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

(that will be me tomorrow :S)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 10 Jan 2009, 17:41
I've got a nice little buzz going from some Summit Extra Pale Ale, and I'm watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith.  It is a good Saturday night.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 10 Jan 2009, 21:22
Duvel is REALLY GOOD BEER.  So delicious...and Skate 2 is a sick game.  We somehow ended up playing the demo for 5 hours.
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Post by: allison on 10 Jan 2009, 21:34
Tonight's drinking escapades were highlighted by the following: restaurant magician, chatty and hilarious waiter, drag show, being called onstage during drag show, dancing with boys who are not interested in molesting me.
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Post by: Ballard on 12 Jan 2009, 10:49
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1931/9/55/502117852/n502117852_1922714_7959.jpg)
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Post by: öde on 12 Jan 2009, 11:01
The best advice about Vodka is to drink Gin instead.

This is dripping with truth.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 12 Jan 2009, 11:10
I tried gin, I have discovered that with a tonic its a bit too odd tasting for me, so its having it neat from here on in.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 12 Jan 2009, 11:14
Have you added lime?  I did not like Gin and tonics until I had one with a lime wedge.  Now they are one of my favorite things ever. 
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Post by: öde on 12 Jan 2009, 11:19
Depends what drink it is, but gin definitely doesn't need the extra sharpness.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 12 Jan 2009, 11:19
They had Lemon and lime in it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 12 Jan 2009, 11:28
See Josef, lemon with gin = fail.

My friend tried to convince me to buy a lemon when we were at the store getting stuff to make gin and tonics.  I told her to pay for her own damn lemon.  
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Post by: Josefbugman on 12 Jan 2009, 11:35
lol, I just like most of my drinks straight. Gin, rum, brandy, port, whisky, scotch the one exception is Vodka.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 12 Jan 2009, 11:57
I used to do that until I had a Gimlet. Now I just have everything else straight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 13 Jan 2009, 20:39
Well, if you can find some leffe beer then I would advise drinking that.

leffe blonde is so good.
i would not recommend leffe dark though. but i am not a huge fan of dark beer to begin with.

hello booze thread,

i have missed you. i am doing shots of alize and listening to kyuss. i am kind of not supposed to be drinking any alcohol at all because i have recently recovered from tonsillitis and am still supposed to be on antibiotics and staying sober.  eh. but i feel perfectly fine, i swear.

love,
anna,
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 13 Jan 2009, 20:40
Fuck yeah Kyuss!  In fact, I'm gonna put Sky Valley on again.

I'm buzzed.  Whiskey!
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 13 Jan 2009, 21:00
i love how whenever i mention kyuss in my posts (which admittedly is not often enough) someone always goes FUCK YEAH KYUSS.

now, i am going to stop typing and get back to rocking the fuck out.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 13 Jan 2009, 21:09
Girls who listen to Kyuss,
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Post by: Spluff on 13 Jan 2009, 21:13
KYUSS,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Jan 2009, 22:20
WEED, KYUSS, and KYUSSWEED
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 13 Jan 2009, 22:21
Man I do not know what the word Kyussweed refers to but I know that it is AWESOME and I WANT IT.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 14 Jan 2009, 06:29
It's a line from Spaced retrofitted for my purposes.

"You're scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much greater is your fear that one day the two species will cross-breed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders, who will immobilize human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese."
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 14 Jan 2009, 08:37
Tonight is the last night I will consume alcohol for over 365 days. I am gonna get FUCKED up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 14 Jan 2009, 09:52
2 glasses of port, just went to the liquor store for a 4 pack of the DFH 90 minute IPA and an 18 of Tecate. I need to slow down, or I'm never gonna make it through this.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 14 Jan 2009, 09:53
For some reason whenever I'm gonna be drinking for 12+ hours mexican beer makes the most sense.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 14 Jan 2009, 09:53
Why won't you be drinking for over a year?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 14 Jan 2009, 16:34
Got arrested for possession of cocaine.

I sobered up somewhat and went to see Slumdog Millionaire again, and have now resumed drinking.

Woo!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 14 Jan 2009, 17:13
Woo narcotics abuse!


Man, all this talk of alchohol is making me want a drink
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 14 Jan 2009, 17:20
wtf

I went to to get a drink and ended up brushing my teeth
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 14 Jan 2009, 17:36
ur so kewl
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Alex C on 14 Jan 2009, 20:55
Accidental tooth brushing can easily avoided by keeping a bottle of bourbon or a tasteful flask in one of your desk drawers. Of course, I do neither; my bottle of Jim Beam is obscured only by a stack of soda cans and some canned air.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 15 Jan 2009, 03:04
Goodnight, QC!

Goodbye, alcohol!

A bla bloo bloo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 15 Jan 2009, 05:00




Goodnight everybody!
*mwah!*






...





...man I bet no one got that Animaniacs reference
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 16 Jan 2009, 18:19
YAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, AM utterly Motherf**king hammered and have decided to  be evil. Far too much listening to Voltaire and too much dissapointment in generals makes Rob go Batshit insane :evil:

It's so easy when your evil.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 16 Jan 2009, 21:03
Remember how I said I got some Trappiste Rochefort 8?  I had that Trappist Rocheford 8.  It was the best beer I have ever had.  Plus I got really high and watched Meet the Feebles, one of the weirdest goddamn movies ever.  And then played the Skate 2 demo for 4 hours.  Fraser, you should tell your coworkers how totally awesome this game is.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 17 Jan 2009, 00:24
i had a party at my house for all the people i volunteer with and MOST OF THEM CAME NAD I AM SIO HAPPY WITH HOW THAT WENT because normally i am incredibly shy and weird and being kind of well liked is still a bizarre scary thing to me
but i think it might really onky be cos i made them cupcakes, they were good cupcakes...  i tried

i also asked my housemate if having a drink every night before going to bed made me an acoholic because its really fucking cold out and i just want to go to sleep not shaking or stressed out or with a million thougt going through my head, just warm fuzzy feelinsg
 she says it is okay but i think no one should find out because of hardcre judgments
judgmnets
STUPID QUESATION I CANT AFFORD TO DRNK EVERY DAY ANYWAY. i think it's okay

i spend so much time on this forym i think i need to remoive mysekf completely again otherwise i will continue to get nothing done
you are`all so rad and i am sorry
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Post by: Harun on 17 Jan 2009, 01:00
Sam Adams Cherry Wheat- best grocery store beer?

id think sos !!
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Post by: Slick on 17 Jan 2009, 14:07
awwww tania is drunk and she loves us all so very much



(being well liked is still weird for me but I guess I am getting used to it)

(baked goods go a long way as to how much people like you)

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 17 Jan 2009, 14:17
Man, drunkeness is so much more fun than sobriety.

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Post by: ViolentDove on 17 Jan 2009, 16:50
Fuck I am so hung over.

Fuck.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 17 Jan 2009, 16:51
Man, drunkeness is so much more fun than sobriety.


That is such a depressing statement.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 17 Jan 2009, 18:37
Well, at the time, anyway

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 17 Jan 2009, 18:43
I love when one sentence can have more than one meaning. Like in "Fireworks" by the Tragically Hip, 'isn't it amazing, we can do anything' could mean 'wow, isn't it amazing we can actually get anything done' or 'isn't life amazing, we can do anything'. Like, I think in context of the song it probably means the former, but I like to think both meanings were intended.

Anyways, do you mean to say 'at the time drunkeness is so much more fun' or 'at the time that's a depressing statement but not while drunk'?
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Post by: Slick on 17 Jan 2009, 18:49
jens you are not on meebo and liz is sad
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 17 Jan 2009, 18:58
(jens I am going to let you in on a secret)

(I am not actually rad at all!)

(but if you pretend to be so long enough people will think that you are!!)

(life is weird...)



(jesus christ how do you have so many more posts than me!!?)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 17 Jan 2009, 19:10
Jens you are making me sad.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dazed on 17 Jan 2009, 19:31
I loves my limoncello. Also vodka. Drinknomnomnomnom.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pen on 17 Jan 2009, 22:25
soooooooooooooo  hey hoorray for beers!  we went to karaoke but no one actually ogt to sing and eed kissed and old guy and i want more beers and then we're doing karaoke here and it's gona be great and hooray!
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Post by: 0bsessions on 17 Jan 2009, 22:25
I am going to rock you all like a hurricane.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lines on 17 Jan 2009, 22:26
i am the dancing queeeen. young and sweeet. only almssot twenty threeeeeeeee.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Jan 2009, 22:27
SPAAAAARE CHANNNNNNGE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 17 Jan 2009, 22:28
I'm not actually drunk in any way. I am giddy with excitement over seeing the snow falling from the fucking sky though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Jan 2009, 22:29
Jimmy is wicked sober get out of this thread dude.
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Post by: Oli on 17 Jan 2009, 22:32
oh man I am pretty drunk.

Tonight I made friends with a lady and I got her number and we kissed maybe a little. This is good news.
Although I seem to have developed a twitch with my left eye - man what do you call that flap of skn that moves when you blink? Fuck knows, but that is where the twitch is - and it is kind of weird because I have never had a twitch before and I don't really know how to deal with this shit. Do I see a doctor?

Whatevs.
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Post by: Oli on 17 Jan 2009, 22:32
Oh man shane you are such a dick.

(<3 <3)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 17 Jan 2009, 22:33
Per Eeds, because she doesn't understand the internet:


Quote
Trust me I am not sober. I just took a cab ride back after dancing and  making out with the old guy who was incharge of teh karaoke at the karaoke bar. 


He was kinda cute for an old karaoke guy.


Should I call The Chef back?

also, I WON karaoke, just for the record.

SIlly Eed.

And fuck you, Oli, for fucking up our rythm. You threw off the emperor's groove.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: valley_parade on 17 Jan 2009, 23:51
e doing karaoke here and it's gona be great and hooray!

LIAAAAAAR.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 18 Jan 2009, 06:44
It's called an eyelid.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 18 Jan 2009, 08:44
Eat more potassium.  I sometimes get that if I haven't eaten Bananas/Potatoes in a while.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 18 Jan 2009, 09:30
guys i think i might be slightly hung over and that is a rare thing for me because normally i don't drink with the intention of getting sooooooo wasted.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 18 Jan 2009, 21:14
I am not really smashed in any way but I am slowly enjoying a Summit Extra Pale Ale, which seems to be the only kind of beer we have in the house at the moment.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 18 Jan 2009, 21:26
As per usual I am never online when I'm drinking.

Last night was fucking rad. Had some beer, some Gosling's, and smoked pot for the first time.

Then made out with a cute girl. Life is good!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 18 Jan 2009, 21:30
Shit I am really tired or something, because I just finished my Summit and I am suddenly really fucking out of it.  This is not a usual occurrence, as I have a pretty good tolerance for alcohol, being 6'3" 165.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 19 Jan 2009, 20:52
I smoked some good stuff from a bong with snow added in.  Then drank some beer that tasted like fitness water.  We had an almost snowball fight, ultimately called off because one participant couldn't find his coat.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 20 Jan 2009, 08:55
Who is toasting to Obama right now?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 20 Jan 2009, 16:52
Hell yes


Obama!


And I'm from the UK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 20 Jan 2009, 16:53
I will drink to that. Heres to the future, whatever it holds.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 21 Jan 2009, 20:24
Sorry for the double post, but I have been drinking somewhat heavily and am now ludicrously happy to see everyone, how are we all?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Jan 2009, 00:01
DRUNK THREAD.

This is the first time I have ever posted in you NOT SOBER.

GUYS I am not sober. I am not really drunk either but I am buzzing something fierce and HOLY FUCK I have been missing out on this over the past few years and now I am going to turn into an alcoholic and just drink amaretto sours all the time because they are DELICIOUS.

Malibu and pineapple: good enough
Cranberry vodka: not so much
Pineapple upside-down cake: FUCK YES

Ohhhh god I need to drink some water and eat a bagel.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 22 Jan 2009, 05:42
I have drinken many sours, but an amaretto is not one of them and they sound pretty good. I will make sure to keep an eye out.

Also shit I went drinking again to see off my lovely friends who're going to America (please be kind to them, Americans) and ran into my brother. It was kinda weird since my brother and I neve see each other scocially or you know, talk, so we made conversation and stuff. and there was two of my ex girlfriends there and shit fuck when did my ex girlfriends start going to the same places or know each other. Now that I think about it, it was like someone actually planned the perfect awkward evening for me or something. Anyways, g'night drunk thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 22 Jan 2009, 07:12

*Pops collar*

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Jan 2009, 07:53
I have been waiting for this post for so long.

Jens. Jens Jens Jens. I feel like you are planning something nefarious and I don't know how that makes me feel.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 22 Jan 2009, 09:34
Liz get ready to make a whole bunch of decisions you will regret.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Jan 2009, 10:11
I don't think I will be doing that.

Well, I didn't think I would be doing what I did last night for a long time so I guess I don't know what I am doing anymore.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 22 Jan 2009, 10:19
and a whole load of others you will treasure.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 22 Jan 2009, 10:24
This is the greatets thread in the qworld

And now I'm going back to the party cos just typing these two sentencdes has taken like half anh hour
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 22 Jan 2009, 10:25
Damn that was a sad post, I just realisd
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Jan 2009, 20:40
I feel like a dinosaur.  In space.  A Space Dinosaur

      \    /
       \_/
     ( :-D)
      ~~
      _|_
        |
   ~~/\



~~==D[*******\                                           *                                                                                                    *
~~==D[       (:-D)  )                         *                                                        *                               *                                               *
~~==D[________/              *                                               *                                                                         *                                                  *

      *                             ~~==D[*******\                      *                                      *                                                   *                        *
                            *       ~~==D[       (:-D)  )                                     *                                                               *
               *                    ~~==D[________/      *                                                                  *                                                             *

                                   *                                                    ~~==D[*******\               *                              *                                                     *
                                                      *                                 ~~==D[       (:-D)  )                        *                                                     *
                                                                            *           ~~==D[________/                                                      *                                                         *
 
                                                                                                                              *          ~~==D[*******\                       *                                *
                                                                                           *                                             ~~==D[       (:-D)  )                                     *
                                                                                                               *                         ~~==D[________/      *                                                  *


                                                                                                                                                                                                           *    ~~==D[*******\
                                                                                                                                                                         *                                      ~~==D[       (:-D)  )
                                                                                                                                                                                           *                    ~~==D[________/
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 23 Jan 2009, 21:08
You were so not drunk when you posted that


Or you are the greatest drunken ascii artist the world has ever seen
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Jan 2009, 21:14
Quote from: Siibillam-Law
You were so not drunk when you posted that

          Correct, sah.  I was am weightless.
         /
    \_/
  ( :-D)
   ~~
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 23 Jan 2009, 21:21
Ascii is so much cooler with dinosaur heads
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 23 Jan 2009, 21:33
Weeeeee threee Coronas in a short period of time.  I am actually not drunk.  But I am most definitely not sober.  I have a very potent little buzz going, and I am going to go enjoy it soon.

Sometime, when there is not snow on the ground, I am going to go for a late night bicycle ride, especially since I now have my fixie!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 24 Jan 2009, 08:09
My big sis dog is try to eat my leg...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 24 Jan 2009, 08:58
I hear that
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 24 Jan 2009, 20:15
you know that thing when you have to keep one of your eyes closed to actually see the computer screen thingie? yeah, i'm that drunk. that thing happens when your friends decide they are too weak for their drinks. In their defence: the drinks were really strong. i drank them. now i'm drank drunk.THAT'S HOW THINGS HAPPEN.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 24 Jan 2009, 20:28
I am drinking a nice smooth white wine but there were no wine glasses so I'm having it out of a normal glass and I feel pretty lame.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 24 Jan 2009, 20:40
you shouldn't. it doesn't really matter.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 24 Jan 2009, 21:24
Man drink it out of the bottle
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 24 Jan 2009, 23:26
Took some shots, then.


Man,
on that seventh hit from the bowl, the world BENDED
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 25 Jan 2009, 07:38
I feel like a dinosaur.  In space.  A Space Dinosaur

      \    /
       \_/
     ( :-D)
      ~~
      _|_
        |
   ~~/\



~~==D[*******\                                           *                                                                                                    *
~~==D[       (:-D)  )                         *                                                        *                               *                                               *
~~==D[________/              *                                               *                                                                         *                                                  *

      *                             ~~==D[*******\                      *                                      *                                                   *                        *
                            *       ~~==D[       (:-D)  )                                     *                                                               *
               *                    ~~==D[________/      *                                                                  *                                                             *

                                   *                                                    ~~==D[*******\               *                              *                                                     *
                                                      *                                 ~~==D[       (:-D)  )                        *                                                     *
                                                                            *           ~~==D[________/                                                      *                                                         *
 
                                                                                                                              *          ~~==D[*******\                       *                                *
                                                                                           *                                             ~~==D[       (:-D)  )                                     *
                                                                                                               *                         ~~==D[________/      *                                                  *


                                                                                                                                                                                                           *    ~~==D[*******\
                                                                                                                                                                         *                                      ~~==D[       (:-D)  )
                                                                                                                                                                                           *                    ~~==D[________/
Why has no-one mentioned how bloody awesome this is? Quoted for AWESOME.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: eddie on 25 Jan 2009, 07:46
I was smashed out of my mind last night. It was fucking awful. The only thing I really remember is lying next to a toilet thinking "I don't need this." When I woke up the next day, some fucker had stolen all my whisky and fucked around on my face with a sharpie.

So, uh, I guess I will not be going to a class party any time soon again.

You were probably the fucker who stole all your whisky
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 25 Jan 2009, 07:56
Ugghhhh, damn you boxed wine. My head hurts so much right now, and you made me have the WEIRDEST dreams.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 25 Jan 2009, 07:58
Ahhhh wine, the real reason I didn't drink before whisky.

I have been pretty much drunk for the past few days, house parties and going out= bad combo. I am now sitting in my bed, reading a book on the fourth crusade before I go out again tonight.

Wish me luck, I may not make it back alive.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: McTaggart on 25 Jan 2009, 08:45
Too sick to go out last weekend, working all this weekend, got next weekend off but no-ones doing anything. Oh and I'm working tomorrow (Australia day).

:/
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 25 Jan 2009, 08:49
I was smashed out of my mind last night. It was fucking awful. The only thing I really remember is lying next to a toilet thinking "I don't need this." When I woke up the next day, some fucker had stolen all my whisky and fucked around on my face with a sharpie.

So, uh, I guess I will not be going to a class party any time soon again.

Oh Jens. You really are a special creature.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 25 Jan 2009, 08:49
Oh and at the party there was a dude who wanted me to hang out on monday, smoke pot and watch Tarkovsky movies. I am not sure how I feel about this.

To me this would be the best day ever.  I did it with Stalker, and that was a totally fucking sweet day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 25 Jan 2009, 09:18
Tell him when you're available and that you have never smoked pot before, he'll probably understand.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gilead on 26 Jan 2009, 04:42
We went to our friend Lachlan's birthday party/australia day party and rocked out hard, apparently I won 'best mingler of all time' award, also I got in trouble for rounding third base in plain sight by his swimming pool.

It was a good party.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 26 Jan 2009, 08:03
Certainly sounds like it
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 29 Jan 2009, 17:42
have just been on a very enlightening evening and had a lot to drink, also watching bill bailey at this level of drink is stupidly funny "the eyes in the walrus go round and round".
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 29 Jan 2009, 18:17
i made pina coladas! they turned out decent!
this is sort of an accomplishment for me because i don't usually bother making mixed drinks when beer is available.

i am...not anywhere near drunk...like really, not even tipsy, so i sort of feel like a poser posting here right now but i just felt like bragging about my skillz. haha.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Jan 2009, 21:04
Oh man skating on our shoes stoned on an icy parking lot is the bomb.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runner4406pack on 29 Jan 2009, 22:59
Drunken conversations with a roommate about a roommate's inability to only think with the head in his pants instead of the head on his shoulders are rough...I need another drink! (P.S. It took me four times of re-reading this to get everything correct!)

Cheers to gin!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Iron_Fist on 30 Jan 2009, 11:10
Definitely over a year of absence... And still this thread remains. I guess you guys surely like your inebriation.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Jan 2009, 12:20
It makes teh continuation of our existence all the more bearable.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 30 Jan 2009, 12:33
Oh man skating on our shoes stoned on an icy parking lot is the bomb.

man, saying "the bomb" is the bomb
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 30 Jan 2009, 12:37
8===D ~~~ ???
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: phooey on 30 Jan 2009, 12:39
I think tonight I will get drunk and play some Zelda
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Jan 2009, 12:41
I posted that before I got sore from the impact of falling on my ass.


Ow.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 30 Jan 2009, 18:55
BOMB
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 31 Jan 2009, 00:42
DISCO KEGGER
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: est on 31 Jan 2009, 05:19
I just drank some of the foulest-tasting absinthe I have ever been stupid enough to put into my mouth.  I am considering washing it out with a chocolate martini which is basically just vodka flavoured with creme de cacao.

Yessssssss.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 31 Jan 2009, 05:27
Do it, it definetly won't be something you regret tomorrow.

Also, how can absinthe taste foul? Is it the black absinthe or the green?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: est on 31 Jan 2009, 05:35
Green.  I had it straight.  It's 70% stuff and tastes diff to the stuff I normally drink.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: est on 31 Jan 2009, 05:35
Operation drink chocolate martinis is GO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 31 Jan 2009, 05:38
mmmmmmm, the good stuff.

Sorry I generally like the green absinthe myself. Hmmmm, that sounds faintly worrying, maybe you got the wrong stuff and have been drinking cunningly disguised fairy liquid? Either that or you have got the now banned stuff, which is more potent than normal absinthe.

Good luck with the operation.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 31 Jan 2009, 17:44
Well that was the worst. I started drinking stupidly early last night, and was put to bed well before midnight by well-meaning friends and cohorts. I slept on and off until 5:30 PM and I am still hung over.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 31 Jan 2009, 17:55
Sounds like a good day, then
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gurkburk on 31 Jan 2009, 18:31
I was about to post in some threads but then I realized I was too drunk so I decided to post in this thread instead so hells yeah!

 Also completely not unrelated whiskey dick is the worst thing.
 
And I had a good night and all but what the fuck people if you're a stripper and dance for people for money please don't hit on me because while I consider myself a pretty open person I don't like the thought of making out with a girl who rubs her ass on sad guys faces for work so there.

And if you're that cute girl with short hair stop just staring at me at the bar and fucking man up and come talk to me because I really don't like doing all the work.

Hey!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 31 Jan 2009, 20:20
wait what gene you did not before?

Smoke? Nope, I just never got around to it until now.

Freshman year I was a pussy and turned down free weed plenty of times. Then I dated a girl for almost a year who used to be a pothead and then stopped completely and became really against it. I was really whipped so I listened to her and turned down free weed plenty of times.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 01 Feb 2009, 01:23
So continuing on my trend of I have absolutely no friends and not a single person in the world cares about me, I am really drunk. By myself of course.

And its 3 in the morning, and I am loudly singing mother fucking Bright eyes. I am pathetic.

And I can't remember the last time I was thsi depressed. I mean, today has been: clean the kitchen, cry, find a bottle of wine, cry, drink, cry drink cry drink. I've taken 6 showers today.I'm not sure what to do with myself. I've been painting and working with wire for the past hour. Maybe I'll make something nice? Probably not. It'll all be a waste. Of time, and wire and paint and paper and money. And I am sitting on the floor, and I can't stand up and I'm afraid to even try.


I mean....

Uh..

Lols drnuk hahaha


Right?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gurkburk on 01 Feb 2009, 03:47
Hangovers are the worst thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 01 Feb 2009, 05:40
I went out to a pub in Charing Cross to see a friend play some music. I did not know Charing Cross existed before now. A very attractive girl who worked at the bar just sat herself down once she had a break and chatted to me for a while. Can girls sense when you've just come out of a long relationship? I swear I've been hit on more times in the last week than the last three years combined. Maybe I'm exuding some kinda "Look At Me I'm Single" pheromone. Hmm.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 01 Feb 2009, 18:35
Man it's usually the other way around for me.

When I'm taken I exude a confidence that escapes me when I'm single. I am much more comfortable and bold talking to girls because of the fact that nothing is likely to happen between us.

As soon as I am single and on the market, all of this fades away and the bunch of ladies who seemed to be into me yesterday just disappear into thin air.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 02 Feb 2009, 23:14
Man what the hell this thread is dropping way too far down on the list.  I am bumping it because I am drunk.

According to legitimate scientific research, (read in Psychology Today, the least legitimate scientific magazine out there), people who are having sex secrete more pheromones, making them more attractive to other potential mates.  So that theoretically explains why some people get hit on more when they are in a steady relationship.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 03 Feb 2009, 17:40
I am utterly drunk and utterly angry and upset. No clue as to why, but well I want to say hello and wish everyone a good time.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 03 Feb 2009, 17:46
DRunk Drunk Drunk, Surf yeah
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 03 Feb 2009, 17:48
don't worry too much abour it, don't surf at this sort of drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 06 Feb 2009, 08:11
i have been drunk for more hours than i've been sober this week. i missed binge drinking so much.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 06 Feb 2009, 18:23
So continuing on my trend of I have absolutely no friends and not a single person in the world cares about me, I am really drunk. By myself of course.

And its 3 in the morning, and I am loudly singing mother fucking Bright eyes. I am pathetic.

And I can't remember the last time I was thsi depressed. I mean, today has been: clean the kitchen, cry, find a bottle of wine, cry, drink, cry drink cry drink. I've taken 6 showers today.I'm not sure what to do with myself. I've been painting and working with wire for the past hour. Maybe I'll make something nice? Probably not. It'll all be a waste. Of time, and wire and paint and paper and money. And I am sitting on the floor, and I can't stand up and I'm afraid to even try.


I mean....

Uh..

Lols drnuk hahaha


Right?

You remind me so much of my best friend that it's almost scary.

Also, somebody just pushed me off a couch and i faceplanted the floor so hard that it hurt regardless of the fact that I am drunk. According to the sober girl in the house, my face is somewhat swollen. I am concerned. At least it's not bleeding, I guess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: turnipsquid on 07 Feb 2009, 00:03
I starting singing Hot'n'cold a few minutes ago - when I start singing Top 40, I know I'm drunk.


lawlz
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Feb 2009, 00:48
Had a drunken conversation with Willy the Robot who described a short story of his in his best Johnny Depp's Hunter S. Thompson and I knew it was a good night. Still, having had an extended and convoluted conversation about American social mores and sexuality, I was disheartened not to have gotten any.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: snalin on 07 Feb 2009, 02:17
Beer, cider, tequila shots and some liquor I stole from people who had left.

Last night was a good night. I woke up thinking that I should make a "YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE HUNG OV... (ah my head!)"-thread. But what the hell.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 07 Feb 2009, 03:37
Tea!


It's all I've been drinking lately


That's it. I'm getting drunk tonight
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Feb 2009, 22:48
DRUNK THREAD

DRUNK

YES I AM PRETTY DRUNK

THSAT IS THE CASE RIGHT NOW HEY HO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 09 Feb 2009, 23:33
Took a spliff to the head of Afgooie (Afghani Ksuh crossed with Goo) and I think the tobacco has me lightheaded.  I don't usually find it difficult to put enough force into my keystrokes to actually depress the keys.

in other news, hiiiiigh

(I just deliberated on the number of "i"s to put in that word)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 13 Feb 2009, 21:06
I like pale ale.  Bass is delicious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Feb 2009, 21:35
So, my friend accidentally erased my Fallout 3 save, which had 57 hours logged on it.  So he's supposed to repay me in bongloads.  This has been working fairly well so far.

On the other hand, tomorrow night I am drinking some good beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 14 Feb 2009, 23:14
So tonight I had some good beer.  On our way out of Baltimore, we yelled things at passersby/fellow revelers such as "You have long hair!" and "Hi my name is Sean contact me later!" 

                                               ^
                                            These two sentences seem completely unrelated.  Yet they are standing right next to each other.  Why is this?  Did I spell 'completely' right?


Tomorrow's itinerary: More good beer and bongloads.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 14 Feb 2009, 23:21
On our way out of Baltimore, we yelled things at passersby/fellow revelers such as "You have long hair!" and "Hi my name is Sean contact me later!" 



I by no mean offence to you at all, but...


I fucking hate when people do this. As someone who walks 95% of the places she goes, nothing is more annoying than some douchebag(once again, not meant to offend you) yelling some shit at me from out their car window as they speed past. Yes, I am walking. Yep. It's how I get places I need to go. Its annoying when I'm walking along, enjoying myself, enjoying being outside, and in my own world, and then bam! Some douchebag breaks my bubble of being happily alone in my own place by shouting some shit at me from a car window.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jace on 14 Feb 2009, 23:43
enjoying myself, enjoying being outside, and in my own world,

But you're in the world with everyone else.
I'm not drunk, I had one flavored beer (it was pretty freaking good) like 7 hours ago. But there are lots of drunk people around. There will be a day that I come into this thread sloshed and tell you all how much I hate you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 14 Feb 2009, 23:51
See, I am in my own world. Because I'm usually lost in thought, and on my own, and it's not like everybody in town is all "Hey, Emaline!" You know? I mean, I can feel completely alone in a crowded room, and often do.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Alex C on 15 Feb 2009, 00:47
Honestly, I find it really obnoxious at best and kind of threatening at worst.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 15 Feb 2009, 07:32
Oh man I raved like a maniac last night.  A guy gave me my second hit of MDMA for the night in a pressed-pill form shaped like a star (which I am now regretting due to jaw-clenchiness and general speedy aftereffects but which was AMAZING while it was overlapping the first) and I'm still feeling a little sensitive.  These parties just get better every time.

(They're getting intricate though ... to get into this one, you needed to find an address on the internet, mail a self-addressed stamped envelope to the address, receive that envelope back with invites, go to a URL on the invite that didn't even become active until less than two days before the party started, and EVEN THAT only got you a rendezvous point where a shuttle bus picks you up and takes you to the party.  I guess that kind of underground shadiness is the reason why the parties are always so fucking insanely good.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Feb 2009, 08:58
We weren't being dicks, we were only yelling at the people smoking cigarettes outside of bars.  "You're not a part of my family!" isn't exactly an insult.  We also did dumb little things to them like put our hand on our head and wiggle it around a little in their direction.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 15 Feb 2009, 09:00
It's still lame.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 15 Feb 2009, 09:22
ahhhh, my friends were doing a similar thing on new years Mr. Dimmunkane.

It embarresed me (I had not had enough to drink) so I just kept a few paces behind them. Its not a dickish thing to do, foolish certainly but as long as your not swearing not dickish.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 15 Feb 2009, 12:09
It's nice to just let yourself go like that once in a while, I reckon

Also, what's awesome is McDonald's a la Francaise, i.e. with a beer.


Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 15 Feb 2009, 18:49
(They're getting intricate though ... to get into this one, you needed to find an address on the internet, mail a self-addressed stamped envelope to the address, receive that envelope back with invites, go to a URL on the invite that didn't even become active until less than two days before the party started, and EVEN THAT only got you a rendezvous point where a shuttle bus picks you up and takes you to the party.  I guess that kind of underground shadiness is the reason why the parties are always so fucking insanely good.)

Yeah... the cops have been cracking down pretty hard on the underground free party scene here. The guys who organise the warehouse parties I routinely attend have basically stopped putting most of the details on the internet anymore, and have gone back to disposable phone message-banks, and word-of-mouth. The fact that there's basically no advertising and you can only find out the location on the night, plus a good 40-60 min travel time to an obscure warehouse, means that most of the crowd are pretty nice, genuinely into the whole free party ethos, and aren't there to fuck shit up and start trouble.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Feb 2009, 20:25
Man, so...things learned:

Gulden Draak is good beer.
Koenigshaven Quadrupel is good beer.

Beer is good.









I am so high right now
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Post by: Emaline on 15 Feb 2009, 20:43
Oh man.


I smoked pot out of my hookah for the first time tonight.



Right now, I feel so high. Like seriously. I'm pretty sure that if I jump, I will totally just float in the air. I feel like 10,000 hugs. Everything feels good right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 16 Feb 2009, 13:10
Yeah... the cops have been cracking down pretty hard on the underground free party scene here. The guys who organise the warehouse parties I routinely attend have basically stopped putting most of the details on the internet anymore, and have gone back to disposable phone message-banks, and word-of-mouth. The fact that there's basically no advertising and you can only find out the location on the night, plus a good 40-60 min travel time to an obscure warehouse, means that most of the crowd are pretty nice, genuinely into the whole free party ethos, and aren't there to fuck shit up and start trouble.

I think we'd be good friends in meat life.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 17 Feb 2009, 12:16
On a week long break from school. Brewing weed tea. Hopefully it neither sucks nor gets me high for an extremely long amount of time. Let's see how it goes!

EDIT: This tea is totally delicious. Half raspberry, half weed!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Mr. Skawronska on 17 Feb 2009, 16:30
I can now officially post in this thread.

I'm not drunk yet, but I'm real buzzed.

Don't take that much and I got half a bottle left.

Wooo.  The Glenlivet!

Think I should stop posting now.

S
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: carrotosaurus on 17 Feb 2009, 17:27
NOT SOBER = ME

holy shit you guys

holy shit
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Iron_Fist on 17 Feb 2009, 17:35
I am not sober at all. Druring this inebriation I have noticed two things.
Firstly, Rizzo has a Transmetropolitan avatar.
Secondly, Carrotosaurus, has a Red Son avatar...
I approve of both. In the best way possible.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: carrotosaurus on 17 Feb 2009, 17:39
you're interuppting my drunk
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Iron_Fist on 17 Feb 2009, 17:51
No you're imterrupting my drunk. also, nice avatar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 17 Feb 2009, 18:50
I think we'd be good friends in meat life.

This is probably true!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Iron_Fist on 17 Feb 2009, 19:09
I have a pile of bottle caps... It stacks over 6 cnetimetres tall. I am quite no sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 17 Feb 2009, 20:53
I have read that white wine improves iron absorption.  I ate some nice iron-rich greens and tofu, and I am now in the process of absorbing the hell out of that iron.  I figure the more wine, the better it will work.

(Not really, I just like wine.)



Edit:
I have decided that William Shatner's cover of "Common People" with Joe Jackson is probably the best song ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Alex C on 19 Feb 2009, 16:12
Even better than William Shatner's cover of Rocket Man?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rolling20s on 19 Feb 2009, 17:46
Even better than William Shatner's cover of Rocket Man?

Meh, if he gets the top two, who's to argue.

Not drunk, but drunk-ish, currently drinking a Flying Dog Tire Bite Golden Ale. Not bad. I usually prefer porters, but not bad.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 20 Feb 2009, 10:07
babe im going to be "hammered" but do you love?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: phooey on 20 Feb 2009, 11:05
I have decided that William Shatner's cover of "Common People" with Joe Jackson is probably the best song ever.

Please tell me you've listened to the rest of the album.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 20 Feb 2009, 13:46
The whole album fucking rocks
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 20 Feb 2009, 15:00
I play it loudly while I do dishes.  It's all pretty awesome until the last track.  Can't stand the guest vocals.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rolling20s on 20 Feb 2009, 20:44
Working on finishing a bottle's-worth of red wine. Feeling tipsy enough to think that the work crunk might be able to be used non-ironically.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 20 Feb 2009, 22:52
I am about as intoxicated as I was last time I posted in this thread.

My roommate is probably about five times worse than I am. His dance moves are hilarious, by the way.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 20 Feb 2009, 23:27
evidence, pro favor
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Puki on 21 Feb 2009, 15:30
I'm singin Jens Lekman's songs with modified text. I'd say I'm wasted enough. So, what's up?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gurkburk on 21 Feb 2009, 18:36
So I'm drunk again and listening to the national, jesus fuck. I need to whine about personal problems so badly but I don't thnik dumping them here would help at all. Fuck the world and all the people in it, that includes you and everyone you know, that's all. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Also, I bet my neighbours all hate me because I'm playing the national loudly at 3:40 in the morning but fuck 'em because fuck them all I hate the bastards.

And why can't I report my own posts to moderators that does to make sense I'm offensive and shit good god what kind of an operation are you running here?!

Jens lekman sucks what the fuck is wrong with you bro?''

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 21 Feb 2009, 19:10
Man, that's not cool.  Get some headphones.  I have a neighbor who blasts music and it is incredibly annoying.  Don't be that guy.  That guy makes me want to tear my hair out.

So I just watched Twilight at this awesome budget theater that serves beer.  I drank several pints and laughed my ass off.  Thank you, terrible filmmaking! 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 21 Feb 2009, 19:52
So...I went to this pretty nice bar with my friends. Their drinks were fairly weak (I was drinking doulbe vodka tonics, and they certainly didn't taste like it), but on our way out I danced with this reallly hot older woman and grabbed her ass. It's too bad I was relying on a friend to drive me home, because I had to leave her there. Tonight was a good night. Maybe I'll go ask my roommate if he wants to drink tonight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 21 Feb 2009, 22:03
Guys

Guys
Guys!

My rooommate made me a drink. And its like vodka, and something red and moutain dew nd then some lemonade mix hhing.

And it is amazng.

Except I haven't really ate today. And I can feeeellll everything. And my face is all tigly, nd my teeth are all tingly. And already I can't types.

I want to drunk dial a numbebr of epople.

I need to clean my base,ment.

And I just posted a bunch fo free furniture ofnn craislist. Abd people are alread emailingm e. And I told them they could come by tonight tot get stuff if they wanted. Btu oh man. They shouldn't.


Oh man my face. More drinsk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 21 Feb 2009, 22:10
Drunk dialing....


Fun times....

You should do it!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 21 Feb 2009, 22:27
Also



"I love my hot lesbians!"




And I'm settting upp the snes.


And my roommmate just handed me my assss in mortal kombat 222222
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 21 Feb 2009, 22:55
at the barrrrrrrrrr
i ran into all these people from HIGHSCHOOL
what the fuck man that was 2 years ago
HIGGGGGHSCHOOOOOOOOOOOL
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 21 Feb 2009, 23:10
Hey gusy

What sohdul I playmnwos?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gurkburk on 22 Feb 2009, 05:10
Clearly a drinking game.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 22 Feb 2009, 07:12
I played zombies ate my neighbors, and actually got pretty far. I'm proud of myself.
When I died, I went to bed. I didn't clean the basement like I need to. And now I am awake, and hungover.


And I have to move furniture all day today.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Josefbugman on 22 Feb 2009, 15:16
I am at exactly the right sort of drunk at the moment, but no one is online at MSN or here to allow me to have a chat too. I am somewhat dissapointed by this.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 25 Feb 2009, 11:26
LETS GO TO GAY STIPCLUB!  :police:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Spluff on 28 Feb 2009, 17:25
fuck

YOU

CLINT EASTWOOD
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 28 Feb 2009, 21:45
Guys, guys, guys, I am so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 28 Feb 2009, 22:47
Also guys, I love my body soooo much when I'm high.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 28 Feb 2009, 23:12
then stay high, emaliiiiine!

tonight was my first time smoking pot with my brother, though we've both done it for years. what an experience.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 28 Feb 2009, 23:18
I wish. I was all up dancing and shit earlier. I just need to always be high.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 01 Mar 2009, 08:53
Alcohol is pretty cool:

Tried to use my key on the lift last night. Couldn't understand why is wasn't arriving, so I thought fuck it I'm taking the stairs.
I fell over three times

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Catacombs on 04 Mar 2009, 19:56
GUYS!!! I'M SO HAPPY WITH MYSELF!  I REMEMBERED TO POST HERE WHILE DRUNK!

I've been spending the night chilling with beers, and venting to a friend over AIM.  although i'm kind of pissed i'm happy i'm getting this shit off my chest


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


i feel bad right now that my roommate is not drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 05 Mar 2009, 02:02
ah yes the drunk thread. i'm posting, because it's 11 Am and i'm extraordinarilya drunk. maaaan. even for a thursday morning, this is weird. and all my friends are sad.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jeph on 05 Mar 2009, 02:26
WHISKEY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 05 Mar 2009, 02:51
nor, RUM
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 05 Mar 2009, 03:20
WHISKEY

Eh, WHISKY!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 05 Mar 2009, 11:41
Hey, QC!  What's a good brew for a going-away party?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 05 Mar 2009, 11:43
Tears and a well-mixed Dark and Stormy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 05 Mar 2009, 12:26
I kind of meant beer, but I'll go look it up anyways.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 05 Mar 2009, 13:41
Fuck im dead but i still have walk to my bed  and that means 3 kms walk.

Well im bit lonely in this new city but ine thing stans

SCAT FISTING
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 05 Mar 2009, 21:31
Fuuuuck


I love my hookah.

And I love pot.

And I love Neil Gaiman.
And Batman.
And comic books

And riiicee.

And the knife.


Maaaan I feeel soo good right now. I feeel awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 05 Mar 2009, 21:34
Emaline, I hate you and love you at the same time.

Sometimes I think we're the male/female version of the same person

Othertimes I remember that because of previous posts of yours I smoke the last of my pot and now I don't have any more. I'm drunk, but sometimes getting hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh is just so much better. I want more pot and it will take at least a week to get more.....you tease

and because I'm so damn clumsy all I'm left with is my stupid small little pipe, I don't have anything fancy like a hookah or water pipe (I really miss my water pipe)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 05 Mar 2009, 21:47
Man this is the last of my pot and the weekend isn't going to come soon enough so I can get some more.

And everybody should own a hookah because its the greatest thing in the world.


And everybody should get a dog because they are seriously the best seriously I love my dog man she is so great
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 05 Mar 2009, 21:53
I need to draw a diagram of what I was smoking out of today.  It is the coolest.  But I can't do MS Paint when I have work in 8 hours.  Plus Troegenator (sic) is a fucking good beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 05 Mar 2009, 22:02
See, I won't even get any more pot until late next week at the earliest. I have some salvia, but it's not quite the same.

I really should get a nicer piece, but between moving and me being a clumsy fucktard I tend to break my best ones. And don't remind me of dogs. I still miss mine crazy like.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 06 Mar 2009, 22:56
drunk thread

hi :-D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 07 Mar 2009, 14:55
Oh hi i didntt know that anothetr hero was is in this tower come with me if you want but be warnt tentacle monsters are in my way so keep you distance.

after two hours...

Heck this dungeon seems to go on and on heck i shall call migthy party

BY THE DRUNK OF MY HAMMER I SHALL CAAL MY PARTY COME TO ME.

(will continue later when i whatcehd tv show over, ok?)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gurkburk on 07 Mar 2009, 18:37
Sup guys so I'm all up in this shit eatin' chicken McNuggets and sippin' on a chocolate shake. Basically I don't give a fuck anymore and I'm still a whiny drunk, what the fuck?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Mar 2009, 19:58
I've been lied to.  Otter Creek Pale Ale tastes like ass.  It smells like those honey sticks you can get at the state fair, and tastes like it, too.  Which you'd think is a good thing but after a while you've decided 'fuck, this sucks'.


At least I got to hit a nice big fatty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 07 Mar 2009, 21:31
saturday night? - check.
work? - check.
drunk? - check.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 07 Mar 2009, 23:35
got pretty fuckin' high tonight

a little drunk

college parties are funny. they're like high school hipster parties except with more socially inept people and better weed.

I think i'll do pretty well in college if I just stay the way I am
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 08 Mar 2009, 03:13
lets drunk

boobdaddy
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 08 Mar 2009, 11:30
There is this thing.  Called Sour Diesel.  And it is nnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccee
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 08 Mar 2009, 12:22
puh-lease

right now our dude has matanuska thunderfuck

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 08 Mar 2009, 12:47
Thunderfuck sounds nice but is it awesome as fist ala ass
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 08 Mar 2009, 14:29
Guys,

Hash.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 08 Mar 2009, 16:43
Thunderfuck sounds nice but is it awesome as fist ala ass

is fist a la ass from alaska? seriously read about that stuff its incredible.

also yeah dude hash beats everything duh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 08 Mar 2009, 16:53
man who the fuck comes up with the street names for strains of weed? they are hilarious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 08 Mar 2009, 22:52
Oh man, ever since my brother bought that mini-bubbler piece we've kicked the habit up to a bit of a new level. Now I'm going to go play left for dead and freak out.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imapiratearg on 08 Mar 2009, 22:55
Goddamnit, guys.  I want to get fucked up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 09 Mar 2009, 00:26
man who the fuck comes up with the street names for strains of weed? they are hilarious.

Hint: I think it may have a tiny bit to do with the weed itself.

I know it's a long shot but I think we might have stumbled on something here today. Come back in a week, we'll monitor your progress.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 09 Mar 2009, 01:06
Hint: I think it may have a tiny bit to do with the weed itself.

In that case I am definitely not smoking any fist a la ass. That does not sound like my idea of a good time.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 09 Mar 2009, 02:31
Oh hey, the fact that I have had a piece of bread and a scone to eat today means these drinks I had while making muffins/eating dinner have hit me harder than usual.

woooooo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jace on 11 Mar 2009, 05:59
Best 8 second high ever!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 11 Mar 2009, 13:44
Shut up slimes will find us if you yell.

(continued after i find my glasses)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 11 Mar 2009, 17:39
FUCKING DRUNK THREAD YES! WOOP
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 11 Mar 2009, 17:55
Hello thread!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 11 Mar 2009, 17:58
Oh hi. Bottle of a really nice, peppery chilean red wine. Mmm.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: lprkn on 11 Mar 2009, 18:29
I think you have the drunk thread confused with the wine snob (wino isn't the right word...is it?) thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 12 Mar 2009, 14:36
Ow ow my ass is killing me. Those slimes did things to me and those things wasnt very nice things. (but i liked it)

*thump* Holy crap its its Dead man!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 12 Mar 2009, 22:53
Not only do I often forget, it is in fact more rare for me to remember that weed is illegal.  Shit is so absurd.  I want it to be warm again, man, I miss smoking blunts outside, on some grass, a park bench, maybe a rooftop. Ooof.  I feel amazing just thinking about it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 13 Mar 2009, 07:58
uh yeha
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 13 Mar 2009, 07:58
crap
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 13 Mar 2009, 08:01
                                                                               
                                                                                         Fuck!
                                                                                          /
(http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/przewalskis-horse.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 13 Mar 2009, 18:57
I wish I had weed.....

I have plenty of vodka and beer (which I dranks tonight)

but I want more marijuana....

I need a better dealer than my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend....

Sometimes I try to replace it with salvia, but they're too different, it just doesn't work
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 13 Mar 2009, 19:28
fuck why is there no dinosaur emoticon fuck that shit
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 13 Mar 2009, 19:31
Where did it goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!?!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 13 Mar 2009, 21:27
omigod omigod omigod


I just smoked a bunch of salvia and watched the youtube video for holy fuck - milkshavke...!

I swear.....I became best friends with the raccoon for millenia!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: altered_carbon on 13 Mar 2009, 23:53
I've been drinking rotgut wine and smoking exquisite strains of sativa all night. I feel pretty fuckin' invincible, tip-top to the tip. Went to see a local band, and this one guy kept annoying me for about ten minutes all "Hey man, you high? You can't be high here man!"
Nothing resulted of it though, as is proper.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 15 Mar 2009, 01:26
My band had a gig tonight. There was free beer. We rocked. I'm a little drunk.

But I'm not high. I wish I were high. :(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Mar 2009, 20:47
Man, Ten FIDY Stout is delicious.  So tasty. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 16 Mar 2009, 21:27
I inhaled the vapors of a dark-greenish micah-like material today.  Fascinating discoveries were made.  Tomorrow is gonna rock...




TOOOOOAAAAAASSSSSSTTTYYYYYYY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 16 Mar 2009, 21:30
Guess what I got drunk tonight. not really drunk drunk, but I had a few beers. to ease my mind.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 17 Mar 2009, 08:44
So much green alcohol around me. It all looks quite horrendous
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 17 Mar 2009, 08:59
better than bukkake on your face for money
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 17 Mar 2009, 10:01
Tops the list of Things That Are Worse Than Green Beer
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 17 Mar 2009, 20:52
I have had had 10 kinds of beer today.  Holy crap I'm full of beer.   And just in general





==THroweeeeddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!Q
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 17 Mar 2009, 21:05
Holy crap I just realised that I didn't get drunk once from the parade on Saturday to St Patrick's Day aw hell I only came in here to say I'm stoned as shit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 17 Mar 2009, 21:16
I am not sober, although I am quite drunk either.  However, in honor of the day, I am drinking Bushmills instead of Laphroaig.

Erin Go Bragh!  Which, by the way is Gàidhlig not Gaeilge. 

    "My name's Duncan Campbell from the shire of Argyll
    I've travelled this country for many's the mile
    I've travelled through Ireland, Scotland and a'
    And the name I go under's bold Erin-go-bragh

    One night in Auld Reekie as I walked down the street
    A saucy big polis I chanced for to meet
    He glowered in my face and he gi'ed me some jaw
    Sayin' "When cam' ye over, bold Erin-go-bragh?"

And Happy Saint Patrick's Day to the lot of ya. 



—19th Century Scottish song,

Also, Iechyd Da! 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 17 Mar 2009, 22:07
i only had one green beer, for fun.

but i tried that irish trash can drink. it's fun looking but fucking brutal
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 17 Mar 2009, 22:13
You have to be tough for that.  At least as tough as the Bold Thady Quill:

For ramblin', for rovin', for football or courtin'
For drinkin' strong liquor as fast as you fill;
In all your days rovin', you'll find none so jovial
As the Muskerry sportsman, the bold Thady Quill.


And happy Saint Patrick's Day, especially to you bloody Sassenaich out there. 

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Mar 2009, 01:14
Happy (belated) St. Patricks! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VidVx2SM6xo&feature=related)

Last night as I slept
I dreamt I met with behan
I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
When questioned on his views
On the crux of lifes philosophies
He had but these few clear and simple words to say

I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

I have cursed, bled and sworn
Jumped bail and landed up in jail
Life has often tried to stretch me
But the rope always was slack
And now that Ive a pile
Ill go down to the chelsea
Ill walk in on my feet
But Ill leave there on my back

Because I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

Oh the words that he spoke
Seemed the wisest of philosophies
Theres nothing ever gained
By a wet thing called a tear
When the world is too dark
And I need the light inside of me
Ill walk into a bar
And drink fifteen pints of beer

Iam going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jace on 18 Mar 2009, 02:33
What is this? the drunk thread, or a fucking JRR Tolkien book?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: BeoPuppy on 18 Mar 2009, 02:44
How much more drunk can you get than a Pogues song about whiskey?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 18 Mar 2009, 17:10
I hope you fuckers had a great St. Me Day

I am on NyQuil and man this stuff really fucks you up

I mean i can hardly imagine it being legal, and I can sortof function normally, but I could easily drop off to sleep right now, which I should be doing

fuck you and your punctuation
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dunxco on 18 Mar 2009, 20:01
I got free Jack Daniel's merchandise just for buying the same drink at the local bar tonight, because I'm a regular barfly. My biggest dialemme is where the hell to hang this shit in my room. Christ I have it easy sometimes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jace on 19 Mar 2009, 08:48
I am definitely not sober right now. I am not drunk, but I am totally not sober by any means.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 20 Mar 2009, 06:58
aewr/lij
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 20 Mar 2009, 13:01
Vroom vroom suck my doom.

more after these beers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Genbot2500 on 20 Mar 2009, 13:12
tequiiillllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and bar cruizing.. yes. Also, i think i kissed some girl... I rather enjoyed it. I forgot her name
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 20 Mar 2009, 15:01
want adventure? only 39.99 bucks
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 20 Mar 2009, 15:27
I want a head!!

your head!!  Give it to me!!

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: altered_carbon on 20 Mar 2009, 16:24
Whisky and pot is one of the greatest combinations of all time. It's even better in conjunction with beer. I could just lie in a comatose state for hours.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 20 Mar 2009, 17:35
People are away at Webcomics weekend

This forum belongs to us now!

I shall drink to that!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dunxco on 20 Mar 2009, 17:41
I did my duty as a friend tonight, and I feel all the richer drunker for it now. It pays off not being a complete cock sometimes!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 20 Mar 2009, 21:35
Ha ha ha motherfuckers.  Cheap champagne straight from the bottle.  It was actually somewhat difficult to type this.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 21 Mar 2009, 00:52
Ha ha ha.


Motherfucker.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 21 Mar 2009, 13:14
Reminds me of the one time my hiking group took a massive weekend trip down south. My mom had the awesome idea of bringing all the gift wine people had given us over the last year. I managed to ditch her for a while and got massively drunk with a bunch of cute Albanian girls.

I am doing the NyQuil + booze thing like I did the other night. God I was fucked uppppppppppppp it felt like the last time I got stoned except more sleepy and less "Fuck I am stupid right now".
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 21 Mar 2009, 18:58
Just rolled my second spliff out of a gram of what my friend called "Pink Hawaiian," still got more than half of it left (enough for 4 more, looks like), and I'm high as balls for the second time.  I'm OK with 20 bucks a week!

On that note, I'm prepared to claim that I can roll a better joint than anyone in this forum.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 21 Mar 2009, 19:03
I'm prepared to admit that you are probably right.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Mar 2009, 20:58
You're probably right, but this one time I rolled a really weird one.  It had like a layer of air between the paper that made it easier to hit.


But tonight, I hit out of a two-foot tube.  Holy shit.  I'm........
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Catacombs on 21 Mar 2009, 21:45
druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk WOOOOO.

I'm actually kinda happy right now,, all things considered
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 22 Mar 2009, 05:06
Oh god i am so hungoverrrrr
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Mar 2009, 06:14
If I had only had internet access last night. You kids would have been in for a treat, let me tell you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 22 Mar 2009, 08:25
Oh Liz!

Golden Champion is probably one of my favourite ales, barring all the ones I can't remember the names of from the highlands.

I need to find out what kinda weed I buy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 22 Mar 2009, 09:20
I wish I knew what kind of weed I got. It was nice in Amsterdam being able to try different things but here its just "weed" and that's it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Mar 2009, 15:42
Oh Dan!

I only had three but holy cow did they hit me hard. I was in a very, very good mood last night until the alcohol wore off and I realized that the cute boy would never like me. Then I got all mopey and depressed.

LIFE.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 22 Mar 2009, 17:03
FUCK YES I'M DRUNK AND IT'S JUST GONE MIDNITH. this is the earliest I've been drunk,p and home to actually talk about it in ages

man I seplt earliest right
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 23 Mar 2009, 06:22
Don't worry liz, there are plenty of cute boys that do like you!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 23 Mar 2009, 06:24
But Dannnn I only want this one! He is the best of them all I swear.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 23 Mar 2009, 12:24
Guys I wanna get high so bad, right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Mar 2009, 13:07
So I did this thing called 'blasting' the other day.  Holy crap.  As a result, I was so high I COULDN'T SLEEP.  I have been running on empty since whenever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ackblom12 on 23 Mar 2009, 13:19
I learned on Saturday, that if you're already severely drunk, you should not allow yourself to be goaded into drinking Clear Springs. If you do however, you should also not reach out for a shot glass and make do with a slightly larger than double glass. It turned terrible after that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 23 Mar 2009, 13:34
You have now piqued my interest. Please tell me, what is this 'blasting' you speak of?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Mar 2009, 14:40
Step 1.  Get a blowtorch or oven.
Step 2.  Get 2 butter knives.
Step 3.  Get some kind of oven mitt or towel or something.
Step 4.  Get some kind of green plant.
Step 5.  Cut off bottom of 2-liter bottle, unscrew and throw away bottlecap.
Step 6.  Light the blowtorch/start the oven, hold one knife end on the heat source, wrap a towel around the handle to prevent hands from touching hot metal.
Step 7.  Put a small amount of green plant material (a pea-sized nugget or smaller) onto non-heated knife.
Step 8.  After heated knife gets hot (should be just starting to redden), press two knives together under bottle-funnel.  Have someone ready to inhale from the top.
Step 9.   :?
Step 10. :?
Step 11. :?
Step 12. :?
Step 13. :?
Step 14. Order pizza.
Step 15. Start watching Venture Brothers while you wait.
Step 16. Rip two-foot tube because it's Sunday.
Step 17. :?
Step 18. Get up for work.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 23 Mar 2009, 15:16
My first question is who the fuck thought that shit up
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 23 Mar 2009, 15:19
That seems remarkably inexpensive, considering how high you said you got
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 23 Mar 2009, 15:22
I've heard of that done with the brown solidified extract of a said green plant. It's meant to be incredibly efficient and as you said gets you baked as fuck.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 23 Mar 2009, 15:34
Of course I learn of this after I expend the last of my stash!

Life is so cruel...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Mar 2009, 15:39
I learned it from the internet.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 23 Mar 2009, 15:41
what is this "internet" that you speak of?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 23 Mar 2009, 20:38
In all my years of stonerdom I have never done hot knife hits (or for that matter referred to them as "blasting").  I should get on that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: FourNineFoxtrot on 23 Mar 2009, 21:41
I'm on an Irish Whiskey kick right now.  Trying every Irish whiskey I can get my hands on.  Had a bottle of Bushmills a few weeks ago, and it was all right.  Went through most of a bottle of Jameson's on St. Pat's (Jameson's is always a favorite of mine).  Right now I'm working my way through the last half of a bottle of Tullamore Dew, and I gotta say, this shit is soooo smooth.  It doesn't burn until it gets down into your esophagus.  Good stuff.  This whiskey has, like, character.  It's like it's a new friend that I'm just gettin' to know, and we're finding out we have a lot in common, you know? 

"You like tall glass bottles and tumblers?  So do I!  You hate it when good whiskey is tainted by mixers or ice?  Man, I do too!  You think that a good whiskey's slow burn in your belly goes great with tobacco?  It's like I'm talking to myself or something!"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 23 Mar 2009, 22:55
On the low when I roll tryna keep the narcs off me
Outlawed selling everything but Starbucks coffee
(http://user.lt/~kornaz/music/16%20-%20Backdraft%20-%20Living%20Like%20A%20Hustler%20Ft.%20Sporty-O.mp3)

So high
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 24 Mar 2009, 04:10
Awwwwwwwwwww yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C97KMB6rNso

whats up
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Catacombs on 24 Mar 2009, 21:04
FUCK YEA SHITTY BEEEEEER and old school hip hop what?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 25 Mar 2009, 16:38
my toe nails are plotting my murder and they are yelling at me because i wear shoes.....

and now back to story in hand.

"Oh mygo ih my gid its dead body!!!"

after several minutes hothot corpse raping action

"time to get serious with this thing" says our hero as he reloads his skin-pumpshotgun
our hero raises his mighty fine weapon and shoots dead body to death
"nobody can survive my white slugs of sticky death" laughed our hero as he puts his pants on but his victory was short lived because alarm was sound and enemy were closing in his position...

Will our her survive? maybe how to fuck i should know this im drunk
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 25 Mar 2009, 17:28
I'm on an Irish Whiskey kick right now.  Trying every Irish whiskey I can get my hands on.  Had a bottle of Bushmills a few weeks ago, and it was all right.  Went through most of a bottle of Jameson's on St. Pat's (Jameson's is always a favorite of mine).  Right now I'm working my way through the last half of a bottle of Tullamore Dew, and I gotta say, this shit is soooo smooth.  It doesn't burn until it gets down into your esophagus.  Good stuff.  This whiskey has, like, character.  It's like it's a new friend that I'm just gettin' to know, and we're finding out we have a lot in common, you know? 

"You like tall glass bottles and tumblers?  So do I!  You hate it when good whiskey is tainted by mixers or ice?  Man, I do too!  You think that a good whiskey's slow burn in your belly goes great with tobacco?  It's like I'm talking to myself or something!"

can't say i'm a fan of the Dew, but i recommend trying one of these (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Mcclellands_islay_scotch_whisky.jpg). it's pretty much the smokiest and most delicious thing.
it's like chewing on a burnt piece of wood, in the best way possible.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 26 Mar 2009, 08:10
I did "all along the watchtower" but I put in a shoutout to my geek homeboys who have been watching the last series of BSG but I think one polish girl got it it was hard to tell THANK YOU BLUE EYED BLONDE HAIRED GIRL FOR SUPPORTING MY GEEK FANTASY WHERE A GEEK GIRL GETS WHAT IS GOING ON
PS NON GEEK GIRLS WHAT IS UP
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 26 Mar 2009, 09:32
shus there isnt such things as girls.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 26 Mar 2009, 15:26
Hermaphrodite is the next step in evolution or why did god put g-spot in males arse.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 26 Mar 2009, 19:24
You know what makes me happy? Beer and percocet....especially when you don't actually need the percocet.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 27 Mar 2009, 01:52
ALCOHOL RULES. PRETTY GIRLS ON THE FORUM SEND ME NUDE PHOTOS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 27 Mar 2009, 03:45
cc me, please.
Bcc Jeph.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 27 Mar 2009, 08:18
Oh Johnny.

Last night my roommate and I had some boozes and watched Transformers. It was a good night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 28 Mar 2009, 00:13
I have plans to hang out with rad people Sunday night. Who would have thought that I'd wind up frequenting a biker bar in a third-world country? I hope to god somebody's got some bud. Gonna get my shit faaaaaaaded
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 28 Mar 2009, 08:21
oh gopd so slosheds scotfch whksy woo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 28 Mar 2009, 08:22
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 28 Mar 2009, 08:27
WPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 28 Mar 2009, 12:13
Ditto
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 28 Mar 2009, 14:37
Oh fuck i just realised that crazy hobos are time travelers from future!

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 28 Mar 2009, 20:32
ghuys i love my body and codka and xmen and cards and oh man, motherfcking boards of canada
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 28 Mar 2009, 21:03
I have been smoking and drinking for 11 hours.  Woah....we did a 2-footer, a spiraly dealio, a waterfall, a gigantic wifflebat, some blasting, a joint, a bowlpack, 2 glasses of St. Bernardus Abt 12, 2 glasses of Brooklyn Local 2, 1 glass of Chimay Grande Reserve, and one bottle of Allagash Tripel Reserve.  There were 80 people there!  Some people who never knew this guy showed up, like kids from high school and shit!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 28 Mar 2009, 21:06
Jesus christ how is your post so coherent then? Well done!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 28 Mar 2009, 21:25
I say ooh girl

shock me like an electric eel



I love dribnking and twister and my face and oh man everything feels good.


also i pose this question again, how muich is too much when combining painkillers and vodka>? i mean, i have been taking ethem czase of my foot, but also vodka, man,. its good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 28 Mar 2009, 21:30
What kind of pain killers? Are we talking percocet here? Codeine? How much is in the pills?

I like doing percocet and beer, usually I take 10-20 mg of percocet with 3 or 4 bottles of beer (Right now I'm at 10mg and 4 bottles of beer, and I'm feeling fanfuckingtastic).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 28 Mar 2009, 21:32
I don't know man.


But man I am just gone. and carrying peopele. and running
and oh man. and tackling
qanf drinking
and tsaking these pillls
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 28 Mar 2009, 21:37
If you don't have the bottle you can always google the imprint on the pills. For example, mine say watson 749, which when googled show that they are 5mg percocet 350mg acetominophen. A lot of it also depends on your own tolerance. I've known a few people who do a lot of prescription pills and they can handle doses much higher than what is recommended.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 28 Mar 2009, 21:38
em you silly girl you if you have to wonder then it is time to stop.

or at least slow down
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 28 Mar 2009, 22:50
motherfcking boards of canada

MANMANMANMAN That is a thing
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 28 Mar 2009, 23:08
The man makes a good point Emaline.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 29 Mar 2009, 00:28
I am drunk and naked.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 29 Mar 2009, 08:06
Oh my god I cannot believe my work has whiskey sours for nine bucks . For contexts sake lets say that a basic spirit is 6.50, more if you want mixer, and lets say that according to the recipe book (despite my training to the contrary) a whiskey sour has two times the whiskey of a normal drink and they use better whiskey.

DRUNK THREAD WHATS UP I SPENT 90 DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS TONIGHT

I also had the awkward moment of realising the most senior manager apart from the dude in charge of the whole place at my work is a year younger than me but that should have been perfectly obvious when we did a bunch of "arms around each other" style karaoke, finishing up with the MIB theme and he didn't know all the words.

Goddamnit everyone in this industry is either five years younger than I am and beautiful or fifteen years older than I am and haggard as FUCK.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 29 Mar 2009, 14:33
I am drunk and naked.


 8-)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 30 Mar 2009, 03:53
I have been so fucked on Galway now that for twenty-four hours, the only topic of discussion has been witches. all food and drink was mixed with mint syrup.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 30 Mar 2009, 06:53
Oh man I am still drunk why did I drink a bottle and a half of wine on a school night (answer: because Sauvignon Blanc is delicious).  Ugh what excuse can I e-mail to my professor for not showing up to class?  Man I need to take less classes where I know and respect the instructor so I can just blow them off without guilt.  Wooooo morning buzzzzzz.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 30 Mar 2009, 14:15
this thread is great because its sole purpose is for people to go "shit I'm drunk" on
Title: Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaked
Post by: ledhendrix on 31 Mar 2009, 17:17
Getting baked with my flatmate WOOOOOOOOOOO. This is epiic.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 01 Apr 2009, 09:23
Wish me luck Drunk Thread. In approximately eight hours I should be thoroughly fucked up on White Horse and watching The Brian Jonestown Massacre live.

Also maybe pretty high.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Puki on 01 Apr 2009, 15:01
Argh. Let's say I'm kind of drunk. Now - where did all thelove gone? Why are people so sarcastc all of a suddden.=?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 02 Apr 2009, 13:56
And yes i dont make any sense.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Be My Head on 02 Apr 2009, 18:22
Jager n' Guinness

:)

:::::::::::)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 02 Apr 2009, 18:51
hey drunk drug thread guess what.

one of the kids from school built a fucking treehouse. A TREEHOUSE. it has a waterfall.

it is the best place.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 02 Apr 2009, 20:42
WPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pic related.

(http://photos-f.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2621/9/55/502117852/n502117852_2344765_6373828.jpg)

I was probably twice as drunk at the time of posting than at the time of the picture being taken.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 02 Apr 2009, 21:49
hey drunk drug thread guess what.

one of the kids from school built a fucking treehouse. A TREEHOUSE. it has a waterfall.

it is the best place.

Fucking shit balls that is amazing
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 02 Apr 2009, 23:19
High, and playing Sunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn O)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) on the radiooooooo oh oh oh oh oooooooh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Beren on 02 Apr 2009, 23:23
Scotchified and listening to Billie Jean apparently too loud at 2am does not a happy girlfriend make.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 03 Apr 2009, 10:15
Lately I have not been getting drunk at my apartment, which makes me sad, because I cannot post in this thread. But last night I was hanging out with a friend and we watched scary movies late at night and boozed it up. It was pretty grand.

Booze + horror movie = good time. Try it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 03 Apr 2009, 15:08
sleepy sleepy fuc i need soe sleep
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Beren on 03 Apr 2009, 18:54
Sometimes I get drunk in places that aren't my house and think about using my phone to post on this thread. Then I find out I can't type "Questionable Content" with my fingers on a small keypad while drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 03 Apr 2009, 21:20
Tonight was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!

My super hot neighbor invited me over to her place. She and her friends were going to a club, but hell of prefunking. So I drank a decent amount with them. Then one of them decided to smoke some weed, so I joined in. It's been toooooooo long since I've been high. So I got high with them, and then I had crazy makeouts with my neighbor (seriously, she has to be so far out of my league it's cirminal).

I'm so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh! It feels good.....like special touching.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 04 Apr 2009, 08:50
Ran into some friends of mine 'cause they'd rahter obviously set up a digital projector and bedsheet screen at the major intersection in Newtown as a promo thingy for a festival they've putting on and hung out and handed out flyers with them and drank beers and made shadow puppets with random drunk people walking past then went back to my friends' squat and drank all their wine and maaaaan. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: McTaggart on 04 Apr 2009, 09:40
Damn do I want your friends
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 04 Apr 2009, 10:50
RAPE TIME!  :laugh:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 04 Apr 2009, 12:36
Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 04 Apr 2009, 21:40
Man not even in this thread is that acceptable.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 05 Apr 2009, 08:05
I feel that I've spent a reasonable amount of time looking for that pic of Patrick, but I can't dig it up.  Anyone have the "Rape is never funny guys" picture?

Also drunk thread, my nose hurts and has scrapes on it and there is blood on my floor.  WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO LAST NIGHT.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 05 Apr 2009, 12:16
I cut my ear last night, drunk without noticing it. People kept saying "hey man what's up with your ear" and I had no idea what they were talking about.

Also, has anyone seen my watch?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 05 Apr 2009, 12:46

Also, has anyone seen my watch?

I once did lost my watch but i did find it but it was cover by blood
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 07 Apr 2009, 12:54
I got pants full of ants!!

solution i put anteater in my pants.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 07 Apr 2009, 12:55
doin some drugs guys, what is up
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 07 Apr 2009, 13:44
Drugs man, that is what is up

I found my watch, by the way

it was in my pocket. No clue why though
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 07 Apr 2009, 14:12
aint it funny that you lose ting in the most opvious places
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 07 Apr 2009, 19:17
22 h
1 lu
59 kg
28 cb

I think i need sleep.

Damn sun is rising
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 09 Apr 2009, 08:16
cunting shitfuck
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 09 Apr 2009, 08:21
worked from 12pm till 10.30 pm and then had an hour and a half to get as drunk as possible before alcohol trade ceases for 24 hours fuck you, jesus
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 09 Apr 2009, 08:24
oh yeah... good thing I maintain a shitloda of booze at my house, fucking easter laws.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 09 Apr 2009, 08:28
hey wait... the pubs in qld actually stop serving on good friday? here it's just that you cant buy from bottleshops, but pubs can still open.
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Post by: Puki on 09 Apr 2009, 16:43
I'm so drunk I'm practically sober. Good night interwebs, I love yah!
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Post by: nuto on 09 Apr 2009, 20:14
heeehekz yeah i have a lame drunk-gettitng story to gtell you...
toin==ight at oassover there wwere a bunch of people who didnt finish their wine. i ended up finishing a lot of wine.  now im drunk ona thursday night and its my sisters birthday tomorrow..go me?
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Post by: Mobius_Logic on 09 Apr 2009, 21:47
HEY
WHOS EXCITED FOR 4/20????
gonna smoke smoke smoke a lot lot lot!
it'll be great!
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Post by: negative creep on 09 Apr 2009, 21:54
Damn I've been constantly drunk for the last 15 hours. I'm still drunk. Kyuss is perfect for this.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Apr 2009, 21:55
And I repeat: bong chess.



Anyways, I had all three kinds of Chimay today in my new Chimay chalice and some La Chouffe. So much tasty beer.  Plus I've been ripping pretty hard today.  Shit, I have to wake up in 7 hours for work.
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Post by: Beren on 09 Apr 2009, 22:03
St. Peter's Organic English Ale.

2.00s a pint in the bottle at the grocery.

How does this even happen/never let it stop.
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Post by: Beren on 10 Apr 2009, 00:21
It has not yet stopped.  :O

I feel as though I am too poor to be this intoxicated without an occasion.
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Post by: mberan42 on 10 Apr 2009, 22:14
Drinking a bottle of 2007 il Valpolicella from Buglioni. Fantastic for the price. Medium-bodied, silky, very light tannins, a touch of earthiness and tobacco to it... Great stuff.
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Post by: Beren on 10 Apr 2009, 22:59
There are certain points when drunk in which you really feel as if you could be drunk forever/you really don't want to stop and it could cause no harm ot anyone/you feel absolutely fantastic on chianti and Stella. Now is one of those times.

YES
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Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Apr 2009, 01:04
Sipping on homebrew, about to catch the train out into the deep, dark suburbs. Mmm yeasty.
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Post by: Dollface on 11 Apr 2009, 08:14
bottle of Koskenkorva. check
one botle of gin. check
bottle of tonic. check
couple limes. check
case of beer. check
some hard cider. check

i can already hear my liver scream in terror.

i will write something here when im drunk.
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Post by: Ballard on 11 Apr 2009, 08:20
man i am sitting here on my couch in a mountain of clothing left behind and ashes and empty shot glasses and I'm thinking last night was a good night

I haven't had a proper night's sleep in three days. I power napped last night for about an hour. The night before I didn't sleep at all and popped an Adderall in the morning (then proceeded to make it through a 4 hour band practice in prep. for our gig today and then shoot a benefit concert and then party) and now I'm about to go play a gig and party again.

spring break
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Post by: Dollface on 11 Apr 2009, 15:17
What if male has the boobs
think about it relations power blalance is changed
now caring baby is charing experience woman give brith and man feeds the baby.

but this means that man dont have any chesct hair but whi needs'em.

just think that bondig experience it late at nigth and baby is crying and parents are wakend

Wife: are you able to feed him/her?

husband: im sorry dear but my nipples are still sore but in the fridge is bottle of my milk.


And this means that ladys dont have boobies.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 11 Apr 2009, 17:34
I have just drank 3/4 of a bottle of vodka and am only at that stage of drunk where you are more locquasious than usual, that is most disturbing as I am used to being stupidly drunk by this point.

Also I felt the inability to actually talk to my friends about any of the problems that have been eating away at me lk ehungry gerbils... bollocks.
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Post by: Slick on 11 Apr 2009, 19:10
And this means that ladys dont have boobies.

No dice. I would totally be willing to do my fair share or more, but women must have boobs.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Apr 2009, 19:17
Wow I feel like someone has been punching me repeatedly in the brain.
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Post by: öde on 11 Apr 2009, 19:20
I found banana bread beer!
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 11 Apr 2009, 21:36
i have sailor jerrys rum! it is quite tasty. i have had it for quite a while, it's almost gone now. but its ok! where i live now, i can buy it from accross the street. in the big bottle. where i lived before, you had to go to the sketchy liquor store like 2 miles away. and they only had the little bottles.
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Post by: De_El on 12 Apr 2009, 00:57
I am kinda drunk and I feel better about things of the future, in a general sense. I look forward to knowing more things, and jetpacks.

i have sailor jerrys rum! it is quite tasty. i have had it for quite a while, it's almost gone now. but its ok! where i live now, i can buy it from accross the street. in the big bottle. where i lived before, you had to go to the sketchy liquor store like 2 miles away. and they only had the little bottles.

Why is rum always nautically tropically themed? Captain Morgan's a pirate, Ron Diaz has a beach on it.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 12 Apr 2009, 04:10
Because it's largely made in tropical countries, and first made in the Caribbean? It became very big during the times of 'aaargh, there be pirates, aaargh' Hence the modern day selling point of "it's tropical and has to do with pirates"

Pirates of the Caribbean also didn't help.
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 12 Apr 2009, 06:21
"Sailor Jerry Collins is the most famous tattoo artist of all time. He was the first to go to Japan to learn the sacred art of tattooing back in the 20's. He set up shop in the 30's tattooing sailors with this distinctive designs. Sailor Jerry Spiced Navy Rum is based on  Sailor Jerry's own personal recipe. It's higher in proof and spiced with a hint of cherry. Strong, but goes down smooth." is what the label says.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 12 Apr 2009, 10:18
Last night I totally won a drunken Easter Egg hunt.  My friend is awesome and set up an Easter egg hunt where you got candy or booze for finding eggs.  I walked around her yard in the dark plucking eggs from drain pipes and the like while swigging from a bottle of Charles Shaw.  I won five shots of vodka, which isn't great, but I'd already finished my wine so I didn't really care what I drank.  I am still buzzing big time, and I have to go hang out with family members soon.  Excellent.

If you have the opportunity, party at Beloit College (RedLion, back me up).  It's always been a good time for me.
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Post by: Ballard on 12 Apr 2009, 22:34
I'm drinking cognac and smoking Dunhill menthols

this is my way of bringing my body back to equilibrium after three consecutive sleepless nights of debauchery
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Post by: McTaggart on 14 Apr 2009, 11:04
You know what? I really enjoyed Crossing Jordan.
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Post by: Dollface on 14 Apr 2009, 11:40
I have been writing for my own amusement for some time now and i did hit page hundred then i thought how long should sadomaso porn novel be?
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Post by: Catacombs on 14 Apr 2009, 20:29
drunkkkkkkkkk yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 14 Apr 2009, 20:35
DRUNK DRUNK DRUMK ONA TUES TUIES DAY
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Post by: Dollface on 16 Apr 2009, 12:14
Umbba lumbba dickery doo what will happend to you?

I found dead body under your bed umbba lumbba dickery doo what did you do?

Were you high on drunks or just killing for fun you should know how to dispose body

umbba lumbba dickery doo i got tips for you

chop the hand, chop the legs and rip the teeths out of her mouth so that cop cant idenfide her

umbba lumbba dickery doo now i shall fuck you.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 16 Apr 2009, 15:43
I need to get drunk, to forget about this ridiculous haircut I got today

Crazy bitch went to the Freddy Kreuger School of Cutting Hair Like a Fucking Lunatic

I didn't want to say anything for fear she'd slash my throat
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Post by: Avec on 16 Apr 2009, 16:03
Peanut butter weed crackers are gross.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 16 Apr 2009, 16:05
Why would you add the crackers?
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Post by: Avec on 16 Apr 2009, 16:27
Someone had them in school, it's like eating salty grass, except more buttery.
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Post by: Ballard on 18 Apr 2009, 02:22
If you're stupid enough to eat raw weed you kind of had it coming to you man.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 18 Apr 2009, 08:49
I do it all the time, it ain't that rough a deal unless it's bad weed.  Fuck, I even eat stems.
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Post by: Dollface on 18 Apr 2009, 08:56
I drink beer so screw you hippies unless you are hot hippie and gender isnt a issue im not that picky.
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Post by: MrBlu on 18 Apr 2009, 09:34
MOTHERFLUFF.

J
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I'm stinking drunk of my ass, and that means I'm functioning properly. (Rooooooooooooll, roll it gyal, roll it gyal!)
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Post by: Avec on 18 Apr 2009, 10:04
I'm not exactly sure if it's raw. He bakes the crackers themselves.
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Post by: Dollface on 18 Apr 2009, 10:08
Good sir i find that rasict.

you honkey white cracker.

Page break

lets all have adventure
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 18 Apr 2009, 10:20
I've just read all 2,450 posts of this thread

Quite the adventure that was
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Post by: Cernunnos on 18 Apr 2009, 19:37
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Post by: Liz on 18 Apr 2009, 19:59
D'awww, Jon is drunk. Cute!

Jon, if you come to Chicagocon can we drink together. Please?
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Post by: De_El on 18 Apr 2009, 20:37
Long fuckin' day. I've b een drinking since noon. It feels dso late.
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Post by: allison on 18 Apr 2009, 20:38
GUYS I AM IN LOVE FOR REAL WITH A BOY AND HE LOVES ME TOO
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Post by: Kylos on 18 Apr 2009, 20:40
Druuuuunk.
Said goodbye to my favourite supervisor today with some beers, then our manager got pissy and made us leave early. Now i'm home and really upset i'll never see her again. But, one of the bff's is coming to see me tomorrow and we're going to a gig. Funtimes all round.
Now to drink more cider and listen to my other half's terrible music.
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Post by: Liz on 18 Apr 2009, 22:39
I am drinking with my roommate and my friend in my apartment. Right now there is a bit of a good buzz. More booze to follow.
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Apr 2009, 00:40
guys i am prett trashed its my birthday party scf fucking woo
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Post by: sean on 19 Apr 2009, 12:55
so i hit a gb for the first time last night. there was do make say think involved.

it was nice. fuck yeahhhhhhh bowie.
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Post by: Dollface on 19 Apr 2009, 13:19
otter potter would beat harrys ass now behold something
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Post by: Dimmukane on 19 Apr 2009, 13:29
Van Steenberge sampler six-pack + big ass bowl of weed + best friend = AWESOME TIMES.
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Apr 2009, 19:04
guys i am prett trashed its my birthday party scf fucking woo

This involved:

A bottle of Dewar's White Label that my guitarist bought me as a birthday gift (suffice it to say it is now lying empty on a roof in Bushwick)
A dime just for kicks that turned into three or four grams over the course of two hours, sitting on that roof in Bushwick
Super shenanigans
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Post by: De_El on 19 Apr 2009, 19:42
I was drink and high for over twelve hours yesterday. I went to a dance party, an outdoor concert (Blackalicious), a diner and a house party and I drank a third of a liter of Seagrams, a beer, some sips of rum, a shot and a half of Bombay Sapphire, some sips out of a bottle of vodka i don't even know what it was except the bottle was big and plastic and then several more sips of gin.  I also smoked a blunt, three bowls, two joints of weed, and a hookah bowl (melon mango flavored tobacco) with friends and a cigarette. All these dang chemicals up in my body.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Apr 2009, 22:54
It's 2 AM on 4/20 and you bet your ass I'm fucking stoned
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Post by: Spluff on 20 Apr 2009, 06:06
・ิ_・ิ
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Post by: Kylos on 20 Apr 2009, 06:08
I'm just getting a hangover now, which means i was still drunk when I woke up. Goddamn.

Side note, met senses fail yesterday while I was hammered. I wasn't too fussed, but my friends got a little moist over it.
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Post by: Ballard on 20 Apr 2009, 07:53
playing a show with a shitty post-rock band and then baking on for 4/20
just
posting in advance
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Post by: Ballard on 20 Apr 2009, 07:54
I'm just getting a hangover now, which means i was still drunk when I woke up. Goddamn.

Augh I hate these
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 20 Apr 2009, 19:03
Here's a classic for beople who are celebrating 420 day in the best possible manner... a little classic from the '90s.
Marijuana in your Brain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MJLbJaSJIE)
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Post by: Dimmukane on 20 Apr 2009, 19:53
Just watched the new Ong Bak.  I want to backflip off an elephant and knee someone in the neck.
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Post by: Ballard on 20 Apr 2009, 20:43
Haha I just watched Super High Me last night.
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Post by: Puki on 22 Apr 2009, 17:46
heh just (ok, two days ago) won around 600$ in a competition for a short story, bought myselfg a new lcd monitor and a lot of beer. since I didn't have a big screen before, it's a kind of a big deal, yeah. celwbrating.
cheerio.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 22 Apr 2009, 18:02
so i was super duper stoned on 4/20 and i came to the conclusion that Man Man's first record The Man in the Blue Turban with a Face is pretty much the best album by anyone ever.

also, on a psuedo-related note, i was on salvia one time and the song "Gold Teeth" was telling me to take out my organs and put them on the coffee table in front of me, and i was all "no way, Man Man, you are just an audio recording and as such have no power over me" and then i blacked out and came to as a toy on a shelf at Wal-Mart. i was part of a Stoner Playset or something so i was stuck to the couch and it was really scary because kids kept touching me and being all "buy me this, mommy. i want to break it."
eventually i remembered that i was on salvia and that i was on my own couch and was free to leave whenever i wanted to so it was all okay.




moral of the story: salvia is awesome!
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 23 Apr 2009, 05:05
Oh man win I gotta tell

I went to my local ABC looking for a little biker's anaesthetic (http://www.jackdaniels.com/age.aspx), cause My knee is killing me lately. I went in for a fifth, and for 5 bucks more I left with a handle. It had this nice cradle set-up and everything.

It looks like this:
(http://www.doorworksecurityservices.com/images/175cradlewirefront.jpg)
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Post by: Ballard on 23 Apr 2009, 08:16
Hey could you PM me your address? I'll be over at 7.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 23 Apr 2009, 13:00
I was drunk last night, so I tried to type it up on here when I got home, but I struggled too much so I went to bed.

so without further ado:

"WOOO ACOHOL PEOPLE!" is probably what I would have said

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Post by: Dollface on 25 Apr 2009, 12:44
honey i was wrong i was bad is was sober when i said those things to you please lady vodka see mercy in your soul and frgive  my missteps.
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Post by: Puki on 25 Apr 2009, 15:32
woot! I discovered cheat codes for billiards whilst drunk! fornicationunderconsentofking-or-whatever-it-was yeah!
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Post by: Dollface on 25 Apr 2009, 15:39
we all good im good you good every one is good  ( and poop)

zombie babys are BEAR  fuck only WAS there is BASS and hormonica (i dont care) i can buy time for all ra go to froof thers some mah guns i  go  basement to  finfds my killa kan san! so dones give up!!
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Post by: Puki on 25 Apr 2009, 15:40
Bear actually was bass! I'm not shitting*** ypou! i saw it!
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Post by: Dollface on 25 Apr 2009, 15:59
zoomba vroomba its zombie remova
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Post by: Puki on 25 Apr 2009, 16:01
Zoomba vroomba = a shotgun? worth investigating!
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Post by: Dollface on 25 Apr 2009, 16:05
Nah!


wanna sex?
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Post by: Puki on 25 Apr 2009, 16:09
Nah!


wanna sex?

Nah, sorry, engaged already, she would kill me.
Rain check?
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Post by: Christophe on 25 Apr 2009, 23:37
Dear Punk Thread,

Today I learned that Beer tastes really good with Margarita mix.

Best,
Christopher
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Post by: Joseph on 25 Apr 2009, 23:39
I drank a stout tonight.  It was delicious.  I need to try more stouts.
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Post by: Slick on 26 Apr 2009, 06:35
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3449/stout540.jpg)
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Post by: Joseph on 26 Apr 2009, 07:57
I drank St-Ambroise Noire last night!
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Post by: Dimmukane on 26 Apr 2009, 07:59
Man Ten FIDY is like an alcoholic brownie in a can you have got to try that shit.
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Post by: Dollface on 26 Apr 2009, 09:56
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rR4rYgp50J8/SLqRzzLtqgI/AAAAAAAAB2M/-G8iIoJA8uc/s400/30082008(004).jpg)

my choice
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Post by: ledhendrix on 26 Apr 2009, 10:12
We should have another beer thread, that thread was good.
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Post by: Ballard on 26 Apr 2009, 21:41
Guys I think I may be a douchebag.

(http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs006.snc1/2824_94052202852_502117852_2503740_7798235_n.jpg)

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs006.snc1/2824_94052197852_502117852_2503739_4359615_n.jpg)

(http://ithinkyoureswell.com/wordpress_2/wp-content/themes/ithinkyoureswell/smartImageResizer/image.php?width=650&image=http://ithinkyoureswell.com/wordpress_2/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/img_30792.jpg)

(http://ithinkyoureswell.com/wordpress_2/wp-content/themes/ithinkyoureswell/smartImageResizer/image.php?width=650&image=http://ithinkyoureswell.com/wordpress_2/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/img_30972.jpg)

(http://ithinkyoureswell.com/wordpress_2/wp-content/themes/ithinkyoureswell/smartImageResizer/image.php?width=650&image=http://ithinkyoureswell.com/wordpress_2/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/img_31012.jpg)
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Post by: Dollface on 27 Apr 2009, 11:37
I wish that i had girl/boyfriend ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!

i ask her/him beat me up all day ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!

lets break it down now

Yo i like it dirty i want violent i'm a masochist bii sexual ya you heard me i like it raw, raw, RAW!!!! but i dont like it arw arw arw!

do you really want to hurt me? if not gtfo because i dont have any use to you.


me "damn im still too sober!"
liver "lets fuck shit up"

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Post by: supersheep on 02 May 2009, 20:48
DONDE SOBRA CORAZON AY CARMELA AY CARMELA
DONDE SOBRA CORAZON AY CARMELA AY CARMELA

no matter where i go i end up talking about politics. generally the spanish civil war is not far from the subject of conversation
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 03 May 2009, 11:40
What the hell is Teletype?
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 03 May 2009, 11:42
Oh. Right.

And keeping in the spirit of the thread:


Alcohol!
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Post by: Dollface on 03 May 2009, 11:42
its fist in ya bum.
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Post by: Dollface on 03 May 2009, 12:03
now its time wreck to shit down
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Post by: McTaggart on 03 May 2009, 12:33
3:31 am, have to get up at six for a lecture on general relativity. Do I go to bed like a responsible adult or pour myself a drink and watch another episode of The Wire or just drink from the bottle and watch another episode of The Wire?

TUFF
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Post by: Dollface on 03 May 2009, 12:59
Lets do world tour lets buy big buss and lets tour that sweet ass world.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: McTaggart on 03 May 2009, 13:40
shiiit I don't regret that in the slightest.

-ed where the fuck does that show get off on being so good?
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Post by: Patrick on 03 May 2009, 14:27
Guys my mom is leaving me alone in this house for 11 days starting on the 5th. She says I am allowed to have people stay over. I am going to get in contact with that one chick who wants to toke up with me and see about making a small evening of it (her weed, her rules, but that doesn't mean I can't have people over, and we're the only ones who smoke anyway), just the rad kids from the show and me at my place.
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Post by: Dollface on 05 May 2009, 09:16
Baby lets get groofy lets slip to something more sexy like bulletproof vest and lets just make tat sweet sewwt soun of killing zombies

you say Ahh
i say ohh
zombies go grooh!!!!!

you squees you trigger and bullets starts to fly
each of those bullets are our babies wich will shine death to those zombies
yu are my own angel of death my very own grim reapper

you save my po black ass from that horde of horny zombies
i got these scars when you ripped my eyes off and shoved them in my ass so that i could see that when you kicked my ass

scandinavian solo!!

äöäö äåöäö åäö ÅÅÅ! öääöö äåöööä Ö Ä Å äöå Å öäå ÅÄÖ åäöäåööäå!!

(more will follow after these beers)
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Post by: snalin on 05 May 2009, 11:07
ååå-ÅÅÅ-ååå, det går likar no!
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Post by: Dollface on 05 May 2009, 12:16
day2

no meat fleeling are normal i thing feelinf less sexy.,
maybe that banana had sine frmilar hitmins thungs in it


why is mau hair so shiny it wasnt that shiny in past

can we be frinds? plase
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Post by: Josefbugman on 05 May 2009, 18:10
Have been drinking heavily in the company of a pretty girl, damn you James for bringing her back!

Also am drunk and listening to Mortal Kombat theme, this is awesome.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 06 May 2009, 14:25
Important presentation tomorrow, so what's the smart thing to do?

Get drunk
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Post by: Dollface on 06 May 2009, 14:30
rape my shitter aint the same as shit my reapper-.





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Post by: Emaline on 06 May 2009, 21:58
So i went to this free show at the big stadium here and it was in this hella fancy "club suite" and it was insane. and there was a bill for all our food and drank and it was like $300++ and we didn't have to pay it at all and i am hella drunk and hella stoned.
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Post by: scarred on 06 May 2009, 22:00
HAPPYYY SEISO DE MAYOOO

Corona tastes good after enough ofi t
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Post by: Emaline on 06 May 2009, 22:10
oh yeah



fuuuuuckkkk yooouuuu boooaaarrdd.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 07 May 2009, 01:49
I am up at the desired time. Alcohol is no match for me
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Post by: Dollface on 08 May 2009, 12:37
Dear bore

im bored if its get any more boring i will buy cactus and shoe it up to my ass so i can get something going on.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 08 May 2009, 15:07
Milk + Vodka + Juice + Beer = what the fuck was I thinking
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 09 May 2009, 00:22
Oh god thread I've missed yoouuuuuuuu. This is like the 4th time in two weeks that I've been smashed but the only time I've had access to a computer. I'm also going to a party tomorrow night and fuckin wooo end of the semester fuck yeah its party time! Ha we were working on this film shoot for my directing class, funny ass fucking script and the guy we got to do a character named "Onion" set as part of a documentary on a Jerry Springeresque show called Percy, fuckin hilarious. I didn't like the script at first that my friend wrote but it totally grew on me, and he wrote it with people in mind that once I saw them in action it really meshed well.

Oh fuck I'm fucked. My mouse isn't working guys, but I just changed the batteries
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 09 May 2009, 05:06
Hi drunk thread.

This morning I woke up in my own bed, which seems pretty reasonable.  Then I started noticing things, like the fact that my bike helmet had a bloody towel wadded up inside it, some of the blood stains still fresh.  The clothes I was wearing are still damp from the rain.  I have no idea where my bike is or how I got home, but I remember running at some point.

Why did my helmet get home and my bike did not?
Where did all this blood come from?
Where the fuck is my bike?
WHAT THE FUCK.

I have hope, because I am for some ungodly reason awake at 7 AM, and hopefully I will get a text later saying "Hey are you going to come get your bike?" or something.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 09 May 2009, 06:40
Uh... wow. So the blood isn't yours, I take it?

Also hi thread I'm kinda still coming down off mushrooms. Last night was so full of hilarity I can't even hope to put it into words. My brain hurts a little right now, though.
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 09:09
Guys, I am really drunk right now.  We went to the Oxford Art Factory to see the Twelves, but this is how it went down:

- about 11pm we got there, we thought we saw Nick (Hi Nick!)
- we got cocktail jugs.  they have jugs named after famous people.  Nick should know this, actually, because his band plays here sometimes I think.
- anyway, the Andy Warhol is peachy-orangy, the Bob Dylan is vodka-vanilla-white chocolately and the Van Gogh is absinthey apple minty
- so anyway, long story short I am having to try really hard not to make about a bazillion spelling mistakes and Hannah is currently in the bathroom trying not to throw up saying "I made a terrible mistake"

Saturdays are fucking tops.
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 09:10
To clarify, we are prettt sure that we didn't actually see Nick, and Hannah is very close to vomiting but not actually doing so.  I will update as the situatiopn priogresses.
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 09:10
Hannah is also swearing a lot.  I count this as a good sign.
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 09:11
Because when she is sweraing she is not vomiting.

Tops.
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 09:29
Ok yeah, so I jus tmade nyself another Bob Dylan here at home.  Fuck you, sobreity.
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 09:30
If anyone is wondering, a Bob Dylan is one part white creme de cacao, two parts vodka, four parts lemonade and uh, one part i guess of fresh lemon/limes.
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Post by: Dollface on 09 May 2009, 09:36
Poo<p<<<<<<<§1!
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 09:40
I approximate tha tyou are about 3 times drunker than I.
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 09:40
Maybe 4.

Maybe
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 09:41
On the positive side, I am eating an apple an it is so delicious.
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Post by: Dollface on 09 May 2009, 09:53
come to my house!! you studd
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Post by: est on 09 May 2009, 10:24
You are about half a world away.

Also, I am not gay or bisexual.  This could cause insurmountable obstacles to use getting it orn.
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Post by: Dollface on 09 May 2009, 10:26
you are just shy i know tht you ant that "dude" feeling.
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Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 09 May 2009, 10:59
Since I'm on vacation and staying at a friend's apartment, we are starting to drink right now (right now being 2 pm), so our afternoon is going consist of drink a 40 of malt liquor, making necklaces with the beads I bought yesterday for super cheap and then drunkenly getting the most delicious burger/poutine available to us in the area. Wish me luck!
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 09 May 2009, 11:28
Oh wow.
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Post by: McTaggart on 09 May 2009, 11:53
I am posting in here as a disclaimer because I see my name in the 'last post by' column but I don't know what the hell I posted. If I did something dumb see this thread plskthx.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 09 May 2009, 12:06
My bike is on campus.
The blood is from my nose from when I crashed my bike.  This is also the source of my bruised shin.
I used to be so good at drunk biking, but at least I am still really good at falling.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 09 May 2009, 14:04
Man you guys hey I am 21 today and I bought CHAMPAGNE and drunk hiking is the best ok
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 09 May 2009, 15:47
Fuck I've got 22 more days until I'm 21, ha.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 09 May 2009, 17:27
I'm going to America in June. I won't be able to buy alcohol for a month. This is stupid
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Post by: Patrick on 09 May 2009, 19:07
Sometimes, my mom goes out of town, and I drink alone because I can get away with it
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Post by: Ballard on 09 May 2009, 23:31
Met up with some friends today and was offered some free Lexapro by a friend, and I took it and nothing happened really so I took another one. Then I played guitar and had a silly string fight in a densely-populated area. Then I went to Central Park with a lady and another dude who are my good friends, ran into more people we know and got faded with them, super faded. Then the weed reacted badly with the Lexapro and I was tripping balls for a bit and then I threw up my guts and then I was totally good again. Then the lady and dude and I got more high and found a secluded clearing and all had sex with each other.

Saturday nights.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 11 May 2009, 07:29
Guys, I am really drunk right now.  We went to the Oxford Art Factory to see the Twelves, but this is how it went down:

- about 11pm we got there, we thought we saw Nick (Hi Nick!)
- we got cocktail jugs.  they have jugs named after famous people.  Nick should know this, actually, because his band plays here sometimes I think.
- anyway, the Andy Warhol is peachy-orangy, the Bob Dylan is vodka-vanilla-white chocolately and the Van Gogh is absinthey apple minty
- so anyway, long story short I am having to try really hard not to make about a bazillion spelling mistakes and Hannah is currently in the bathroom trying not to throw up saying "I made a terrible mistake"

Saturdays are fucking tops.

Yeah it definitely wasn't me unless you got so drunk you managed to travel back in time to Friday night, when I was actually walking down Oxford street at one point.

Also I have never had the cocktails there, but I may well definitely do so with extreme predjudice the next time I'm in there.
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Post by: Patrick on 12 May 2009, 03:29
I always heard Albanian weed was on par with those Mexican stick-bricks that cherry up like a bitch if you rub a stick in it fast enough. I WAS WRONG. A good friend of mine came over last night with a joint that she had rolled up full of this shit that comes from down south in Fier, and it was fucking nuts.

My brain seriously went into overdrive or some shit because I seriously couldn't come up with the words fast enough for the billions of different things I was thinking about. IS THIS NORMAL y/n
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 May 2009, 07:19
Fuck I had to smoke stems last night because I quit my job two weeks ago and am broke again. The high only lasted like 30 minutes and was a really low body high. I have some left still but I'm going to see if my brother's got anything today.
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Post by: Ballard on 12 May 2009, 08:21
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs017.snc1/4227_1164719282117_1351920010_30793970_6040940_n.jpg)

(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs017.snc1/4227_1164740402645_1351920010_30794082_6837138_n.jpg)

(http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs017.snc1/4227_1164740962659_1351920010_30794096_2001007_n.jpg)

Top 5 original XBOX video games (in a book of Top 5 lists we made)

(http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs017.snc1/4227_1164740922658_1351920010_30794095_7375958_n.jpg)
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 12 May 2009, 11:48
Your drunk writing is the best
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Post by: öde on 12 May 2009, 13:07
White Widow is some fantastic weed!
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Post by: Dollface on 13 May 2009, 12:02
(http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs017.snc1/4227_1164719282117_1351920010_30793970_6040940_n.jpg)
Hey im Ray Romano (in that voice)

Im so sorry but every time i look at that picture that pops to my mind and how the hell you know jesus G that fucker owns me five bucks.
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Post by: Ballard on 13 May 2009, 15:45
Actually dude looks a lot more like David Spade than Jesus.
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Post by: Ballard on 14 May 2009, 20:43
Man I was so nicely stoned earlier today. Lit up with a cool chick and hung out for a few hours, then went home and ate everything in my fridge, and now I'm chilling and very pleasantly burnt.

Thursday has been a good day.
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Post by: negative creep on 14 May 2009, 21:21
So, about 3 hours ago I was probably the drunkest person. even 2 hours ago, I was probably more drunk than anyone posting on this forum at that very moment.* but right now, I'm on the way to being sober again, whcih means time for bed.

I had a pretty good night!


* I mean most definitely, because even i had difficulties operating the internet at that point. and I'm a professional.

on the way home in that car i was only conscious because of music and pure will power. and i could hardly see anything.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 May 2009, 23:46
Fuck I bot a beer bong tonight and introduced it to my friends. Everyone agrees it was a good decision, though one guy hates the world right now because he is so fucked up, though he only did the bong twice but damn he just had a lot of beer and I hope he is going to feel better, he doesn't deserve that destructive force of nature sick that he's feeling right now. We also went on a car trip Taco Bell run which was like hell in a car. On the plus side I got to teach several people how to use a beer bong.
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Post by: allison on 15 May 2009, 23:56
so drunk and going to bed

WHATHAPPENED TO THE FORUM BEING CALLED GIRLS VS BOYS VS WHALE DICKS THAT WAS THE BEST THING AND I LOVED IT AND NOW MY DREAMS ARE SHATTERED

THIS BOY CALEB WONT SHUT UP
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 May 2009, 01:06
He's feeling better now and we made a run to Mickey D's after dropping his girl off so he could get a quarter pounder with cheese since it was to late to make another TBell run tonight since they close at 4 on fridays and it is after four now.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 May 2009, 01:31
Oh but I didn't get any thing at Mickey D's because I don't really go for much in the way of fast food and McDonald's can suck on my balls for all I care though I still like Taco Bell even though I understand that its probably the worst of them all in terms of quality food. But its my only tex mex  fix up here so every now and then I have to when I can't be bothered to make tacos

What I'm trying to say is Cinnamon Toast Crunch UNF
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Post by: Tyler on 16 May 2009, 08:45
I am so proud of you.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 May 2009, 10:32
Oh god I still can't decide if last night was one of the worst or best decisions I've made recently. I was hungover this morning for the first time in a long time. Jesus, sun chips and sprite helped.
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Post by: Dollface on 16 May 2009, 11:12
I always wanted to be small like really small like tiny but my body would stay normal i just want to be tiny like size of your thum ain that fun

wow thats rhymes "i wanna be size of your thum aint that fun"

(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/sukka.jpg)
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Post by: snalin on 16 May 2009, 13:09
Oh man drinking games last night and i puked at 1 AM. Fucking great. I haven't been able to eat anything today (almost). I feel like shit, but at least I feel something.

(Is this all I have to give?)
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Post by: snalin on 16 May 2009, 13:24
The worst part was getting to my grandmothers place for her birthday at 3 PM. My father, aunts and nieces were all there.

"we have hot dogs! For everyone that's not hung over!"

Grrrrrrrr.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 May 2009, 14:42
Heh, I'm pretty much over my hangover, and we've got ribs that have been slow cookin' for like 9 hours that are gonna be just the fuckin' cure I need. I have not eaten yet today either except for like a handful of sunchips.
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Post by: Ballard on 16 May 2009, 15:17
oh god last night

I blazed for like four hours straight with a friend and then went to a party my friends threw and drank a lot of scotch and then some vodka with OJ and then the OJ ran out so it was just straight vodka and then we smoked some more and some bitches were rolling on e and then the cops busted that shit up and we had to send a friend who ODed on coke and pills to the hospital and then when she was safely in an ambulance we went back to the party and there was the ill kick back with more weed and then my bandmate started railing vicodin and shit so I passed out drunk at like 4, was woken up at like 6 by some guy who's bed I stole and passed out again on the couch and slept like a baby till 11 AM then I got up and went outside for a bagel and it was DELICIOUS and we blazed sitting out on the ledge enjoying the lively neighborhood below

now i am home and chilling and so deliciously burnt again

oh also i didn't have a hangover. there is no time i love my body more than after a night of heavy drinking when i feel great
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Post by: Wasteroo on 16 May 2009, 23:45
So much smoking just happened, and also maybe some sort of alcohol. I must admit nothing's very clear at the moment.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 16 May 2009, 23:51
God damn it I just spilled hot chocolate all over my scrotal region and keyboard
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Post by: nobo on 17 May 2009, 07:12
I'm glad I'm not the only one who rests his scrotum on the keyboard. sorry about the burn though. Apply liberal amounts of aloe to the region.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 17 May 2009, 14:49
The spacebar provides just the amount of support I need.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 17 May 2009, 14:57
I almost got blown by a cute gay dude last night but didn't because I guess it turns out that drunk Jordan remembers he has a girlfriend.

That was my night!
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Post by: Ozymandias on 17 May 2009, 22:30
Did you move up a base sexwise?
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Post by: Ballard on 17 May 2009, 22:34
wait Sam is a virgin?
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 17 May 2009, 23:37
ITT: Ballard is the new ZJgent, making your wild parties sound tame.

Oh hi, thread I should have been posting in about a week ago instead of drunkenly pissing all over a newbie thread.  I am usually such a friendly drunk, I don't know what happened there.  I don't remember any of those posts, but I will not delete them, no matter how progressively unreasonable they got.  Because I believe in a world where you don't just delete your mistakes.  Hello world, I am a bitch.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 17 May 2009, 23:44
wait Sam is a virgin?

I was just making a Clone High reference. In retrospect, I should've gone for a dry humping or John Stamos joke.
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Post by: Ballard on 18 May 2009, 07:09
how do you overcome your issues with ADD by drinking yourself into oblivion? I would love to know.

damn I am honored to be compared to Roddy
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Post by: Ballard on 18 May 2009, 07:28
man what is this and do I need to see it?
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Post by: Drill King on 18 May 2009, 09:41
Yay! I went out and drank lots of vodka and moonshine! Then I critiqued a guys poetry and we sang janis joplin songs while watching Fargo. Yay!

PS if you give someone moonshine tell them it's moon shine otherwise they will think it is vodka and pour it like vodka and then take the shot. It will knock them on their ass. And then they will look at you and go,"WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST PUT IN MY BODY?"  I did this!


PPS Clone high is the most excellent
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Post by: öde on 20 May 2009, 11:35
I have a weed hangover!
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 20 May 2009, 11:41
that is silly
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Post by: Drill King on 20 May 2009, 12:01
I have a weed hangover!

I have only ever had this once. It is a very surreal experience.
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Post by: Reed on 20 May 2009, 12:04
Yeah, me too. I think at the time I was smoking every night for two weeks, and I was typically smoking from about 6pm-whenever I passed out

it took a lot of weed!
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Post by: Dimmukane on 20 May 2009, 12:23
That only happened to me the day after that infamous game of Bong Chess.
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Post by: öde on 20 May 2009, 19:13
It wasn't a real hangover, I just overslept a felt a bit crappy from that. I overslept because of the weed and khar deciding we should watch another awesome film even though it was dawn.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 20 May 2009, 20:09
I don't remember most of what happened the during my weed hangover, and fell asleep at 6:30 pm for no reason at all.  I wasn't even tired, I just had a singular attack of narcolepsy.
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Post by: Drill King on 20 May 2009, 21:08
It wasn't a real hangover, I just overslept a felt a bit crappy from that. I overslept because of the weed and khar deciding we should watch another awesome film even though it was dawn.

It wasn't a 'real' hangover in my sense either. It was just a very hazy surreal experience, similar to that of waking up after too much nyquil.

PS more vodka! Hooray! Why does it go down so smoooth?
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Post by: ledhendrix on 21 May 2009, 04:27
My friend gets the worst stonovers (weed hangover). It's ridiculous, he gets a headache and feels ill, he used to take days of school with it cause he felt so shit (not sure if believe that though). Anyway stoneovers suck.
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Post by: Patrick on 21 May 2009, 06:17
White Widow is some fantastic weed!

They have a particularly vicious strain of that shit here. I seriously sat in my chair for what felt like two hours, completely unable to move my legs. BECAUSE I FORGOT HOW.
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Post by: A Wet Helmet on 21 May 2009, 06:22
Hooray for being FUCKED UP on vicodin at nine a.m.    :lol:

Boo for actually needing it to control pain.  Bigger boo for it not doing a very good job anymore.   :cry:
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Post by: Dollface on 21 May 2009, 11:07
now wonder this world is round because of you stoners puffing away ozonlayer

Get good ol hang over and then be in shame because those hurts and even little amusing
Take good ol vodka shots and be am mans/ladies of time.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 22 May 2009, 07:58
I just got back froma beer-heavy band practice, and I'm currently drinking my housemate's really, really nice spanish brandy. It's like drinking whiskey, but with more caramel flavours. Sooooo good.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 22 May 2009, 08:00
Like I know brandy and sherry get a bad name because of that paint-thinner shit that old ladies drink, but seriously the spaniards make some fucking nice brandy and sherry.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 22 May 2009, 08:05
Also what the fuck is up with guitarists and not being able to play at anything less than ear blistering lvels? Seriously guys, you're perpetuatimg a stereotype here. I'm partially deaf right now. I don't think I've ever had to ask a bass player or keys player to turn it down because oh god the blood is clogging up my ears.
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Post by: pwhodges on 22 May 2009, 11:42
I took my step-son to the audiologist who confirmed that he had considerable permanent  hearing loss while he was still in his teens.  This stupidity is not new, but I'm not sure what's going to make it go away.  Consider also the loudness war (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loudness_war); again people have been talking seriously about this for fifteen years, during which it has simply continued to get worse.

Remember kids, once it's gone it's gone  - get some musicians' earplugs, or any decent ones (http://www.etymotic.com/ephp/er20.aspx), whether you're in the audience or playing.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 22 May 2009, 18:32
Yeah, I actually have a pair of those!

Good for when I'm doing anything other than playing trumpet. However, when I'm on trumpet I find it difficult to pitch with earplugs in.
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Post by: negative creep on 22 May 2009, 18:38
hey fuckers, guess what.

yeah, I'm drunk and actually remambering this thread. winw and things and bourbon and italian, things. for the win.
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Post by: Tehz on 23 May 2009, 23:46
it's weird because I got pretty drunk tonight adn I the very firt thing I thought of was this thread

Hi everypne this is my first contribution and I'm happy to have joined the club PS gin is some pretty good shit ESPECIALLY in excess



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwDiXlZlwds&feature=channel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwDiXlZlwds&feature=channel_page)
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Post by: negative creep on 26 May 2009, 12:31
Whenever I actually remember to post in this thread, I won't rememebr having posted in this thread. Surprise?
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Post by: McTaggart on 26 May 2009, 12:48
It turns out that my blood alcohol level and the frequency with which I say 'motherfucker' are correlated like a motherfucker, motherfucker.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 27 May 2009, 06:14
i'm chillin on my bed listening to explosions in the sky with my window open and the sun shining on my plant and stuff is being packed so my room is a mess and I'm gonna go play laserquest in about an hour.

Guys I'm stoned, and the day is only looking to get better.
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Post by: Kylos on 27 May 2009, 18:08
definitely not sober, and it's the first time i've remembered to [post in here.
i had staff training, and because i work in a club, that involved some drinking. Then we went to a bar... then a club. But in the club, it was a 16-21's night, so there was no talent. I was on the smoking terrace, nd there was some girl crying, so i offered to buy her a drink. Her drink was way expensive. last time i'm nice to anyone ever.
Fuck you, crying girls that i want to bone.

Side note: I totally just stepped on the plug of my hair straightners, and have a huge hole in my foot. I'm goona feel this in the morning.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 27 May 2009, 18:27
 :cry:
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Post by: öde on 28 May 2009, 03:10
Apparently whatever head-cold type thing I have is keeping me from actually getting drunk. Oh, I just realised it was probably a bad idea to drink a lot of vodka and scotch when I'm ill.
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Post by: Dollface on 28 May 2009, 09:01
You can do weird thing for only 20 bucks.

like:

eating sharks,
boxing pope
or even...
Writing children stories!!


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Post by: ViolentDove on 28 May 2009, 09:03
Fuck that shit you drink that illness out of you!

Also i just sat in with a random jazz band after a gig. I managed to play by ear and not disgrace myself which is great as I've not played that kinda music for yeaaaars. I don't think i can sight-read music very well anymore though which is kinda a shame though to be expected.
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Post by: Ballard on 28 May 2009, 09:07
a bad idea to drink a lot of scotch

What?
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Post by: öde on 28 May 2009, 10:34
Scotch whisky. I didn't drink a lot actually but it had a lot of weed floating in it.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 28 May 2009, 15:58
reminds me that I still need to go about makin' some Dragon Juice.
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Post by: Liz on 28 May 2009, 21:09
GUYS.

I am the drunkest I have ever been. My roommate and his friends are all in the other room, about to get high + drunk. I will sit with them, that is all.

HOLY HELL.

ALCOHOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll
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Post by: Ballard on 29 May 2009, 00:38
Scotch whisky. I didn't drink a lot actually but it had a lot of weed floating in it.

I wasn't asking what scotch was, man. I was questioning your logic.

Liz you can still use capitals and punctuate.
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Post by: öde on 29 May 2009, 01:20
Whisky makes me feel a bit sick at the best of times.
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Post by: Liz on 29 May 2009, 08:57
Just because I was drunk doesn't mean I can't type!

(what you can't see is that it took me a while to type that message because I had to keep fixing mistakes.)
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Post by: Dollface on 29 May 2009, 10:28
Oh fuck its friday and im naked under these clothes *gasp*
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Post by: Drill King on 29 May 2009, 17:01
I am so incredibly mad because I am so incredibly sober.
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Post by: Reed on 29 May 2009, 17:36
You and me both, sister.
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Post by: negative creep on 29 May 2009, 23:33
Well why in the hell are you posting in this thread then? it is for people who are NOT sober! like me.

ps: it is 8:30 AM
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 30 May 2009, 00:54
Oh fuck friday I love fucking candied ginger both crsytallized and uncrystalledd. This shit is spicy and sweet and so fucking rockkkk
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Post by: Tyler on 30 May 2009, 01:13
guyss

yeah
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Post by: Eris on 30 May 2009, 02:11
Hehe, it is drinkin' night in gabbly tonight, it seems.
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Post by: Drill King on 31 May 2009, 08:12
Way ba ba da ba da
Way da ba da bam
Way ba ba da ba da
Way da ba da ba da ba da

Somebody ordered too many drinks last night
Somebody reckoned dancing on the bar’s all right
Somebody woke up next to someone else, thinking
Some people thought about killing off themselves

Oh, Lord! Forgive me them Saturday nights
They’ll make you do things you’ll regret for the rest of your life
And Lord! Forbid them glimmering Saturday lights
And tell me I am not me on Saturday nights

Who was that girl who shouted “This one’s on me!”?
Who was that girl who dropped her drink on a celebrity?
Who was that girl who fell asleep under a tree, singing
Who was that girl, I know for sure it wasn’t me

Oh, Lord! Forgive me them Saturday nights
They’ll make you do things you’ll regret for the rest of your life
And Lord! Forbid them glimmering Saturday lights
And tell me I am not me on Saturday nights

On Saturday nights, on Saturday nights
On Saturday nights

Somebody promised she would stay in the next week
Somebody dropped out of the house just to take a peak and
Somebody reckoned well just one drink that’ll do
Somebody’s evil twin said: well, let’s make it two

Oh, Lord! Forgive me them Saturday nights
They’ll make you do things you’ll regret for the rest of your life
And Lord! Forbid them glimmering Saturday lights
And tell me I am not me on Saturday nights
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 31 May 2009, 19:04
my alcohol tolerance, it is decreasing. blargh.
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Post by: Tyler on 31 May 2009, 19:32
I should not drink online. Lesson learned
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Post by: Zingoleb on 31 May 2009, 21:11
Wait wait wait

This bottle was FULL

where did it go?
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 02 Jun 2009, 03:00
I just made myself a nice hot pot chocolate for breakfast.

Two scoops of icecream in it.

I'mma go sit at the beach today and chilllllll.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 02 Jun 2009, 09:13
I am in the United States. And I cannot buy alcohol here! This is a strange, old concept for me
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Post by: Dollface on 03 Jun 2009, 09:14
Im still sober-ish but few shots should fix that.
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Post by: Ballard on 06 Jun 2009, 18:04
drunk on 80s dance party (and cognac)
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Post by: supersheep on 09 Jun 2009, 23:35
i am not sober

i have tea and bacon and a night involving makeouts

why am i grumpy?
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Post by: Drill King on 12 Jun 2009, 20:34
THIS TITLE IS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR DRUNKS TO SEE MAEK IT BIGGER

I AM HORNY AND LOVENYL AND IN LOVE WITH MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND AND I AM UGLY MY LIFE SUCKS :CCCCCCCCCC
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Post by: Reed on 12 Jun 2009, 23:11
I got drunk in Hartford.

(it was cheap vodka and bud lite....gross)

I got home and still drink.

Maybe I should stop?

No! I get drunk more!
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Post by: Victorinia on 13 Jun 2009, 00:08
Oh Sober Thread I am so far from sober. High for the first time and really high. Whoa. I am glad I have the internet to help me remember because I hope I remember.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 13 Jun 2009, 06:07
Remember what?

Also goddamn you hangover thread. I am still hungover. Even a cheeky gin and tonic was powerless before the might of my hangover.
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Post by: est on 13 Jun 2009, 06:32
Hey drunk thread, what is up.

I drank like, four vodkas, four beers and three bourbons tonight.  That is what is up.  I am doing this thing lately where I drink beer and vodka in an attempt to acquire the taste.  I want to be able to drink beer and not be that dude who only drinks spirits and stuff.  I think maybe it is working, because tonight the beers were less awful and the bourbons were ok too.  I predict that maybe a few more nights out like this will mean that I can drink basically whatever the fuck I want (except tequila, which I have a jihad against) and have it taste alright.
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Post by: öde on 13 Jun 2009, 06:34
Tequila is fucking nasty.
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Post by: est on 13 Jun 2009, 07:20
Man, tell me about it :(  I had a really bad experience with it as a teenager, so now the smell of it makes me nauseous.  The only time I can have anything to do with it now is when I am already pretty wasted, so whatever happens with it is normally kind of bad anyway just as a result of the circumstances.
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Post by: est on 13 Jun 2009, 07:26
Oh also, up there in the first post I made tonight I meant to say "beer and bourbon", not "beer and vodka".  It if beer and bourbon I am working on at present.  I can already drink vodka.  It is delicious like tangy fruit juice to me, om nom nom nom.
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Post by: öde on 13 Jun 2009, 07:38
13 year old girls can drink vodka.
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Post by: est on 13 Jun 2009, 08:05
Do you mean straight, or with orange juice or something like that?  It seems like everyone I know has a problem drinking it straight on ice.
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Post by: Reed on 13 Jun 2009, 08:38
Right now I am dealing with a monster headache. I don't have any advil or tylenol, so I had to take some dayquil and hope it has enough acetominpohen. Bleh.
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Post by: Dollface on 13 Jun 2009, 08:41
Im getting my drunk on (maybe some clubbing in the evening) and i got webcam so tomorrow 81% of all the images in the net are/is about my dong!
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Post by: negative creep on 13 Jun 2009, 08:50
oh well, i guess it is 6pm and i am still drunk. and i have a headache. fuck.
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Post by: Josefbugman on 13 Jun 2009, 16:13
Hello All, at the best stage of drunk and watching Hot Fuzz... Today is a good day.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 13 Jun 2009, 17:53
I am eating amazing kiesch and listening to Skream's remix of 'In For The Kill' by La Roux.

I'm sure the first part is good, but is the second part?

I like to think so.

Man, I need more dubstep.
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Post by: Yayniall on 13 Jun 2009, 19:32
That is the best spelling of quiche ever.
I'm watching highlights of the ice hockey, it's good?
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Post by: Victorinia on 13 Jun 2009, 21:20
I wrote this last night:

Quote from: Victoria on drugs
my fingers move like mtchsticks if a matchstick had a skeletal system and they type faster when I watch them and a black leopard that looks kile not from my cat just lept through myw window and though I can't see if I know that it is magical not magical but beautiful beautiful because everything is beautiful and it is all around it is my arms and my fingers and the sides of my nose.

Basically I was stoned out of my mind. Shenanigans ensued. I feel a bit guilty because I got WAY higher than the friends I was doing it with, and they had to make sure that I didn't run away or anything and that's not classy. But it was unintentional, so oh well.
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Post by: snalin on 14 Jun 2009, 15:57
Tequila is fucking

 :lol:
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Post by: De_El on 15 Jun 2009, 22:54
Okay so, gin and electrohouse. Right now The Culture Prophet remix of 9H20 is bumpin and it is soo tiiiiiiite
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Post by: greenMonkey on 15 Jun 2009, 23:09
Right now I feel more affected by alcohol than I have ever felt before.  This is rather odd, because I just finished off a shitty bottle of champagne, something I have done before, but for some reason right now I am more smashed than I have been before and my motor control is even more out the window that previous drunken escapades.
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Post by: Ballard on 16 Jun 2009, 01:43
have you eaten today?
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Post by: Drill King on 17 Jun 2009, 21:17
Simon is the worstesterst
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Post by: Ballard on 18 Jun 2009, 13:38
man okay everyone here knows that I am a douchebag enough to spend hours looking at and commenting on pictures of guitar equipment I can't afford

but why would you ever do that with weed

who window shops for weed?
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Post by: Alex C on 18 Jun 2009, 13:43
Normally, I would have said the same kind of people who buy car parts from a dude's driveway, but I have more respect for Sam than that, so now I am troubled.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 18 Jun 2009, 14:18
Being in Amsterdam was amazing for window shopping for weed. Sooo many variations.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 19 Jun 2009, 15:31
Weed is the most beautiful produce.
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Post by: usmcnavgeek on 19 Jun 2009, 17:16
I HAVE ONCE AGAIN ENTERED THE LAND OF THE BLESSED YUENGLING so yeah I'm getting my drink on because man, you are not just down here every day.  Unless you live here, I guess.  If I'm here for 3 months do I live here?  I think I am right on the edge in that regard.

So yeah Alabama is okay-ish; I am in the northern part so it is only really hot and not fucking unbearably hot.

AND THERE IS YUENGLING
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Post by: Patrick on 19 Jun 2009, 18:30
Burned a couple joints and watched Slumdog Millionaire tonight.

What a fucking great movie holy shit the dancing at the end was a mindfuck and I think it would be that way even if I wasn't stoned
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Post by: Drill King on 19 Jun 2009, 21:23
This thread name shoudl be in bright red it's too hard to find.
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Post by: sean on 19 Jun 2009, 21:29
fk you guys now i wanna smoke some weed.

good thing i can!
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Post by: Cire27 on 20 Jun 2009, 01:14
I'm so glad I have no alcohol tolerance.  I'm a very cheep drunk.   Tipsy is funn.
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Post by: scarred on 20 Jun 2009, 02:38
LOTS OF JAGER like 6 or 7 shots, plus some rum in a mixed drink and a mystery drink that robert gave me that was 94% alcohol. WOOOOOO

all i have to say is that i HAVE TO PEE

and

THIS FORUM ROX. best ever. qwell 2nd best. i still msg one person from my old forum over AIM

but i use ichat

SO ITS OK

word

LASEERDANCE BEST BAND EVER
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 20 Jun 2009, 06:15
Guys I just went to a burner party (http://wiki.disorient.info/index.php?title=Parties#Disorient_presents:_GLAMTECH_2009) last night with these (http://wiki.disorient.info/index.php?title=Image:Dexair_crew.jpg) people (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/3002844179_1a4cfcdfc0.jpg) and I am ... well, in pretty good shape for 9 AM on Saturday morning.
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Post by: Alex C on 20 Jun 2009, 15:17
Yeah, I'm not remotely drunk, but I just want to express my appreciation for whiskey sours.
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Post by: Patrick on 20 Jun 2009, 19:19
My mom threw me a going-away party tonight and I had all the kids from Akademi (the ones who are still in town) over for it. Tipsy as shittttttttttttt
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Post by: Alex C on 20 Jun 2009, 23:42
now im definitely drunk


tit took me two tries to type that and the first time I typed dronk
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Post by: Alex C on 20 Jun 2009, 23:43
It, god dammit, it.
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Post by: Liz on 21 Jun 2009, 01:33
So tonight I went to a drag show and then some bars with a friend of mine and a friend of his and some of their friends, I don't really know who all knew each other. I had a few drinks but this other guy who I thought was gay but was actually bisexual had more and we sort of danced together a lot. And when I say together I mean together. He was incredibly hot.

(He has a sort-of boyfriend. GODDAMN)
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Post by: Trevlordyte on 21 Jun 2009, 02:06
I just drank some cheap pinot noir
listening to Subway...EPIC!!

Code: [Select]
http://www.mediafire.com/?xnfgtcmhgzj
Its electro/ krautrock 
ssoooooo gooood
I would post it in the mediaf!re thread, but I'm drunk and lazy
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Post by: Trevlordyte on 21 Jun 2009, 02:07
This thread name shoudl be in bright red it's too hard to find.

or maybe too drunk to fuck?
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Post by: Ballard on 22 Jun 2009, 06:26
Guys I just went to a burner party (http://wiki.disorient.info/index.php?title=Parties#Disorient_presents:_GLAMTECH_2009) last night with these (http://wiki.disorient.info/index.php?title=Image:Dexair_crew.jpg) people (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/3002844179_1a4cfcdfc0.jpg) and I am ... well, in pretty good shape for 9 AM on Saturday morning.

DUDE you were in Brooklyn and you didn't call me?
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Post by: Dollface on 22 Jun 2009, 13:06
Dude with buddy im with you with godzilla.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 22 Jun 2009, 16:21
dude. weed.
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Post by: sean on 22 Jun 2009, 19:36
so i was SOHIGHSOHIGH
today
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Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Jun 2009, 18:06
Beer + Metalocalypse = AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWESOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEE
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Post by: Eris on 25 Jun 2009, 03:35
drink drink drinking on a thursday night, watching Deadwood and wanting to call people cocksuckers. Niiiice and fuzzy around the edges
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Post by: Reed on 25 Jun 2009, 06:01
That sounds exactly like last night for me!
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Post by: Cadeonehalf on 25 Jun 2009, 18:21
No better way to mark Michael Jackson's passing than getting drunk and playing Alice in Chains if you ask me...
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Post by: altered_carbon on 25 Jun 2009, 21:09
Coked out. Drunk. Watched the MJ video from the Brits where Jarvis weent onstage and mooned everybody. Seemed like a fitting tribute.
Porr Farrah. :(
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Post by: öde on 25 Jun 2009, 22:05
Got stoned, got drunk, got high, lost my bike lock key, walked to khar's in a thunderstorm, got stoned, did some kind of alkyl nitrate, smoked salvia, went home. Hooray!
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Post by: De_El on 25 Jun 2009, 22:13
Okay it is at this point that I admit that I am drunk. And listening to The Queen Is Dead. And wondering why the fuck I didn't call anyone tonight. Woohoo minor life failure
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Post by: altered_carbon on 25 Jun 2009, 22:36
Oh, t'aint a failure as long as The Smiths are within earshot. I almost can't wait till the queen is dead so I can listen to that album and just sit thinking about that.
It'll be sad though, she's the last royal with any sense of humanity.
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Post by: Dollface on 26 Jun 2009, 10:47
Dont mindf me im just here to steal yuour left socks.
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Post by: Liz on 26 Jun 2009, 20:05
Oh Jens.

Please get home and get on Skype, we need to have a chat.
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Post by: Liz on 26 Jun 2009, 20:10
>:[
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Post by: greenMonkey on 26 Jun 2009, 20:35
Last Saturday I went to the Rock the Garden music festival in Minneapolis and saw such bands as Calexico and the Decemberists.  The guard at the gate accidentally gave me the "Over-21" wristband.  Needless to say I took full advantage of my legitimized status and enjoyed several Summit Brewing Co. Scandia Ales.  Not only were they delicious, but I got just the right amount of buzz to thoroughly enjoy the music without getting embarrassingly drunk like too many of the other audience members.

Today, I had my wisdom teeth surgically removed.  They gave me Vicodin for the pain.  I don't know how much of this shit Dr. House pops daily, but it's not doing much for me other than making my jaw a lot more comfortable.
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Post by: Liz on 26 Jun 2009, 20:42
Ahhh man I totally forgot about that this year. I've been wanting to go for a while but my brain apparently does not think of this.

Mainly I'm just pissed because I missed out on Andrew Bird last year.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 26 Jun 2009, 21:01
So I'm not drunk at all, but I just had a really good beer.  Weihenstephaner Original, with hot sausage and salmon.  FUCKIN' TASTY
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Post by: Cire27 on 27 Jun 2009, 01:40
I'm on my way with some 50 yr old Scotch, but really wish I had some bourbon.
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Post by: Liz on 27 Jun 2009, 23:58
Oh my god.
so i know that at one point i had said that  iw as the drunkest i have ever been.

that was true then.

now it is not. I am so wasted. oh my god. ahhhhhhhhh


hi guys

hee
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Post by: Liz on 28 Jun 2009, 08:16
(P.S. last night was the worst idea I have ever had.)
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 28 Jun 2009, 22:25
Woooo going back to England on Wednesday. I can drink legally again!
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Post by: Yayniall on 29 Jun 2009, 18:39
Cunning Stunts, good pub quiz team name?
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Post by: Patrick on 30 Jun 2009, 11:28
Guys I wonder how many of you in America realize how truly shit your weed is.

I mean shit Alaskan weed is reputed to be some of the best available and it pales in comparison to Albanian weed oh godddddddd my head is still fucked after several hours
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Post by: allison on 30 Jun 2009, 11:32
Cunning Stunts, good pub quiz team name?

I like Stunning Cunts better.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Jun 2009, 11:41
Guys I wonder how many of you in America realize how truly shit your weed is.

I mean shit Alaskan weed is reputed to be some of the best available and it pales in comparison to Albanian weed oh godddddddd my head is still fucked after several hours

Sour Diesel, motherfucker!
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Post by: sean on 30 Jun 2009, 11:55
Man, Alaskan shit is good though.

Dude in my class for high school was alaskan and he would there for breaks and when he came back he had alaskan shit with him.
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Post by: Dollface on 30 Jun 2009, 12:47
I will hug everyone!!


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Post by: Patrick on 30 Jun 2009, 12:52
Man, Alaskan shit is good though.

Dude in my class for high school was alaskan and he would there for breaks and when he came back he had alaskan shit with him.

I know, it's better than anything available in the States. However, it will not leave you sitting down somewhere laughing at nothing with your friends for like 4 hours. THAT, sir, is where Albanian weed comes in.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 30 Jun 2009, 19:12
Jointo!
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Post by: wafflecone on 01 Jul 2009, 20:14
hi welcome to the life of a lightweight. i just had a few glasses of wine at dinner & haven't gone out yet :///// waiting for a friend to pick me upp. happy canada day, canadians!
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Post by: wafflecone on 01 Jul 2009, 20:20
ps. Sam, I know I don't know you or anything, but would you like a hug?
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Post by: rawrXskittles on 01 Jul 2009, 21:23
I'm high enough to come back here after three years, how's everybody doing.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Jul 2009, 21:46
Fuck yah, drank 60 $ woroth of beer oaevert hte last 48 hoursssse..  Here'sa  list..:
Piraat
Old Speckled Hen
Legacy Euphoria
Troegenator
Sam Adams Imperial White
Chouffe
Some shtit that hasd 6.66% abv
Gulden Draak (I have a glass with this logo)
Brooklyner Hopfen-Weisse
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Post by: ledhendrix on 02 Jul 2009, 05:08
mmmmm
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Post by: Patrick on 02 Jul 2009, 05:12
Another encounter with Albanian weed has left me with a headache (tangentially related) and two awesome songs, I am pretty pleased.

(do I get to post if I'm weed-hungover?)
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Post by: allison on 02 Jul 2009, 05:29
Weed hangovers are the worst hangovers.
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Post by: Patrick on 02 Jul 2009, 06:34
I actually really enjoy them, but I feel about as intelligent as a turd for the whole day. But whatever.
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Post by: allison on 02 Jul 2009, 06:38
I feel totally foggy and out of it the next day. Like I feel todaaaaaaaaaaaay.
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Post by: Patrick on 02 Jul 2009, 07:17
Our symptoms are the same, but our enjoyment of them differs. Sounds like something to think about next time I burn one.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 02 Jul 2009, 09:54
Man, that list of beer is the most coherent thing I typed last night.  I ended up watching the same episode of King of the Hill 3 times before passing out and waking up drunk.
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Post by: Patrick on 02 Jul 2009, 14:46
Posting again to report my current state of "toasted" and would like to also report that I have written yet a third song that I enjoy.
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Post by: öde on 02 Jul 2009, 20:28
Not sober, love my job.

Ladies,
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Post by: Ballard on 02 Jul 2009, 21:18
I've only been weed hungover once (headache, throwing up) but I generally love being burnt.

Sam come to New York doggo we will have such good times.

holy fuck I've been so gone most of these last two weeks.

note to anyone who lives in a city with a public transportation system: don't ever pre-game at home by chugging that half a bottle of vodka you had lying around because you have no way of inconspicuously transporting it to the location of party and then take the subway to a punk show and make a damn fooool of yourself.

or, do. it's fucking fun.
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Post by: phooey on 03 Jul 2009, 00:05
Right now I'm drunk on Lychee Martini (r) in the fanciest Howard Johnson I've evr seen using someone else's money.  Bureaucracy/life is awesome
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Post by: usmcnavgeek on 03 Jul 2009, 17:06
GUYS

They had a tent sale at the base booze store yesterday.   I got two cases of decent bottled beer and a handle of Sailor Jerry for $43. 

IT IS LIKE A MESSAGE FROM ABOVE
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Post by: Yunior on 04 Jul 2009, 02:24
here to celebrate america  8-) 8-)
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Post by: Reed on 04 Jul 2009, 20:51
I just celebrated the 4th in the best way possible: getting trashed with my roommate and watching THE ROOM
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 05 Jul 2009, 14:26
It's good to be drunk again
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Post by: phooey on 06 Jul 2009, 07:16
JESUS FUCK IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND THIS THREAD, WHICH IS THE ONLY ONE WORTH POSTING IN (FOR THE TIME-BEING, LADIES AND GENTS)

I AM A SECRET SAD DRUNK; I BESEECH YOU, HOLD MY SECRETS - I STILL LONG FOR HIM, AFTER SO MANY MONTHS AND OH SO MUCH TABBOO

BUT THE BEST I CAN HOPE FOR IS DURIAN, SKATEBOARDS, OR A TOOTHY ASIAN MAN

I AM JUST GLAD I HAVE NOT DIED IN A FLOOD, BUT MY DVDS WILL STILL NOT WORK

PINA COLADA, I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN, IN A HOWARD JOHNSON OR A GUINNESS BAR ALIKE
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Post by: phooey on 06 Jul 2009, 07:21
Sorry about the capslock, four or five minutes later

"Op

I just drink a lot these days
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Post by: phooey on 06 Jul 2009, 07:35
Okay now I just feel real bad
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Post by: McTaggart on 06 Jul 2009, 07:44
It's ok
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Post by: phooey on 06 Jul 2009, 07:45
Will you hold my hair please while I vomit in one of these Ming vases
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Post by: McTaggart on 06 Jul 2009, 07:46
I'll put it in a bun for you, but I didn't think we were really that close.
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Post by: McTaggart on 06 Jul 2009, 07:47
Sorry did that hurt? It's a lot harder when it's not your own hair.
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Post by: phooey on 06 Jul 2009, 07:51
Jesus dude what have you been drinking

ETA: I got myself out of having been put to bed to do that come back, after formulating it like a pearl whilst tucked into my little bed; fucking kill me
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Post by: Hat on 08 Jul 2009, 04:11
fuckin' seriously creative rage drinkin' goin on here'
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Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Jul 2009, 21:19
I smoked so much tonight with some Indians and feel so very wonderfully itchy and happy and relaxed and I'm a bit confused why I'm itchy.

I was thinking too that instead of 'taxes' we should send in 'gifts' to the government. I know that if I were some sort of IRS Money Dude I would rather get a box of choclates or a rose in the mail rather than a check for taxes with "FUCK YOU" written in on the memo because then I'd be all wamr amd fuzzy and happy and I would send them a 'gift' back ! So that they will know that th IRS is their friend

And then I could be all like, "Hey, let's have dinner sometime!" and they will be like, "Honey, someone is coming over tonight," And she'll be like, "Who?" and he'll go, "An IRS agent!" and they'll all laugh and be merry instead of all panicked and going, "Hide the good shit!"
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Post by: Be My Head on 09 Jul 2009, 21:30
guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxa


vodka n gin!!!!1111111111111111
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Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Jul 2009, 21:31
And I just typed ouy 'twa' instead of 'yes' adn made it sound very ixcttble excitable in doing so!

Twa! Twa!
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Post by: Be My Head on 09 Jul 2009, 21:38
twa twa twa

Awesome, why isn't that a word yert?

mhmmmmmm

Hi drunk/stoned thread!
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Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Jul 2009, 21:59
I make it my word! A word of exby exuberance! Exuberance and jubilanity. Jubilousness? Jubilance? Jubilance! My spellcheck says jubilance, which sounds like a jewish ambulance

So, yeah, twa = exuberant jubilance!
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Post by: Be My Head on 09 Jul 2009, 22:08


Sounds fucking awesome

YET ANOTHER INTERNET WORD TO ADD OED!!!
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Post by: öde on 10 Jul 2009, 03:12
Twa already means two.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 10 Jul 2009, 12:36
Aww...


I shall make two the happiest number there is.
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Post by: De_El on 10 Jul 2009, 12:46
Yesterday I was very drunk and I think I may have acted a fool. OH WELL TIME TO DO IT AGAIN
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Post by: I Am Not Amused on 10 Jul 2009, 18:52
HEY>

Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey.

Hey.














Hey.

~Fin~
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Post by: allison on 10 Jul 2009, 22:00
Fuck, how did I end up drunk again?
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Post by: Reed on 10 Jul 2009, 22:13
You were rufied by shaun of the little cock!
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Post by: scarred on 11 Jul 2009, 00:25
So today I was thinking about how one goes about bleaching assholes

And if it involves a turkey baster, I'm totally out. NO THANKS
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Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Jul 2009, 00:31
HEY>

Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey.

Hey.


My my
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Post by: Zingoleb on 11 Jul 2009, 01:10
So today I was thinking about how one goes about bleaching assholes

And if it involves a turkey baster, I'm totally out. NO THANKS

You come over to my house and throw bleach in my roommate's face while he sleeps

That's how you bleach an asshole

Edit: Fucking quote tag borking up

I will pay you in the satisfaction of watching someone wake up to that fresh Clorox feeling
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Post by: scarred on 11 Jul 2009, 01:23
OH

SNAP


BAHAHAHAHAHA

how much will you pay me?
g
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Post by: Eris on 11 Jul 2009, 02:10
I am halfway through my third drink and getting a little clumsy. I really should have eaten dinner before I started drinking.

Ah well!
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Post by: De_El on 11 Jul 2009, 03:27
(http://cstrips.bitstrips.com/96a04301f853cf115c5b850d7ec888c5.png)
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Post by: The extra letter on 11 Jul 2009, 03:32
I grabbed a 6-pack of James Squire amber ale after work.

I'ma drinking it now. Considering it's made by a fairly large Aussie brewery, it's damn tasty.

It is tasty tasty tasty. Boy, is it tasty.

This is also my 666th post, hail Satan.
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Post by: Dollface on 11 Jul 2009, 03:38
Oh fuck its satan please dont tie me up and tease me... please
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Post by: The extra letter on 11 Jul 2009, 07:20
Satan don't live here no more.

Six pack and some rum and ginger beer later and I'm listening to "Rum, Sodomy and the Lash" by the Pogues. It seems fitting enough and even if it's not, it's an awesome album.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Jul 2009, 09:17
fuck yeahhhhh
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Post by: supersheep on 11 Jul 2009, 21:23
adventures and shit

hells yeah

i didn't end up dead in an alley no matter what anyone said
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Post by: Zingoleb on 11 Jul 2009, 21:46
Okay, now I want "I didn't end up dead in an alley no matter what anyone says" to be the epitaph on my gravestone
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Post by: supersheep on 12 Jul 2009, 07:36
i didn't end up dead in an alley no matter what anyone said

things not to say on the first date, volume one
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Post by: negative creep on 12 Jul 2009, 08:23
It's 5:22PM and I'm still awake and not really sober i guess. damn.
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Post by: Patrick on 15 Jul 2009, 12:40
Last night, my buddy Dave and I mixed Amp, Mountain Dew, rum, and Jameson's. And we proceeded to blow shit up with another buddy in Grand Theft Auto IV. We took turns going by deaths, and I think the most amazing shit that happened was when Dave unwittingly caused an enormous fucking pileup, at which point he was like "Ehhh, fuck it" and proceeded to toss molotovs at the pile.
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Post by: Metope on 15 Jul 2009, 17:10
Jens, you're with people, ditch the computer.
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Post by: Ballard on 15 Jul 2009, 17:11
Last night, my buddy Dave and I mixed Amp, Mountain Dew, rum, and Jameson's. And we proceeded to cross swords. All night long.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 15 Jul 2009, 20:04
i didn't end up dead in an alley no matter what anyone said

things not to say on the first date, volume one

If you're worried about putting off the ladies who want to see you dead in alley then I think you need to have a bit of a talk with yourself.

In other news, I'm now on my second can of vitaminium D after getting back from getting trashed and I think it's time for some power violence.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 15 Jul 2009, 20:32
can of vitaminium D

What is this and where can I get it?
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 15 Jul 2009, 20:39
(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10870695/Double_Dutch_Premium_Beer.jpg)

Official beer of LS6 (the party postcode). Also known as Double D, the nectar of life or 'give us a bit of that, I'm fucking gasping'.
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Post by: wafflecone on 15 Jul 2009, 20:53
wine makes me happy even when life sucks!!! :D yay wine :D
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Post by: est on 17 Jul 2009, 08:58
Dudes.  I am pretty drunk.

Like, I was pretty drunk before I went out tonight, then I went out to the Marly and drank some more, then (probably wisely) I ate some steak, then my mate Jubb and Han and I went out to see Nick's band. which was pretty cool.  We danced with each other and also Lunchy and her friend, then we drank more, which was probably a bit of a problem, then when we left I patted Nick on the head for some reason.  I am sorry for patting you on the head, dude.  That was not too cool I guess?  Hopefully you were too drunk too care.  Anyways, it was a pretty good night out!
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Post by: scarred on 19 Jul 2009, 02:28
I have had some gin.

I am now employed as a dishwasher! And worked my first shift. How did I celebrate? Gin and Planet Terror. I work tomorrow. Fuck, I love having a job.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 19 Jul 2009, 08:25
Dudes.  I am pretty drunk.

Like, I was pretty drunk before I went out tonight, then I went out to the Marly and drank some more, then (probably wisely) I ate some steak, then my mate Jubb and Han and I went out to see Nick's band. which was pretty cool.  We danced with each other and also Lunchy and her friend, then we drank more, which was probably a bit of a problem, then when we left I patted Nick on the head for some reason.  I am sorry for patting you on the head, dude.  That was not too cool I guess?  Hopefully you were too drunk too care.  Anyways, it was a pretty good night out!

Heh. I don't remember being patted on the head. Thanks for coming, by the way, I would have hung out more but I was stressing the fuck out because that is what I've been doing at gigs lately. but that one was particularly awesome.

Also Thread I have been drinking because I worked a 12 hour shift and have had no sleep prior nor post shift as yet, and I would really like to sleep but the Girl called me and invited me out and then we ended up back at my house and god she is honestly the most confusing person ever.

Also I have made a resolution to either stop whinging about her or stop seeing her. Not sure which one will happen!
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 19 Jul 2009, 20:49
wine makes me happy even when life sucks!!! :D yay wine :D

well my life doesn't suck but i have been drinking wine tonight and enjoying it more than i usually do. i feel classy.
also i am kinda considering writing a missed connections ad on craigslist about a certain boy even though i said in the blog thread that i wouldn't. this is probably a dumb idea but i am tipsy enough to go through with it but not tipsy enough to be a completely incoherent rambling mess. should i do it internet?
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Post by: allison on 19 Jul 2009, 20:59
buzzin' on jack daniels and gin and talking to a guy i am smitten with yeaaaaaaaaaaah life is good!
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Post by: Hat on 19 Jul 2009, 21:01
I grabbed a 6-pack of James Squire amber ale after work.

I'ma drinking it now. Considering it's made by a fairly large Aussie brewery, it's damn tasty.

It is tasty tasty tasty. Boy, is it tasty.

This is also my 666th post, hail Satan.

Their golden ale and pilsners are both rubbish but somehow the Amber Ale slipped through as a shining example of excellent Australian macrobrews.

I have had some gin.

I am now employed as a dishwasher! And worked my first shift. How did I celebrate? Gin and Planet Terror. I work tomorrow. Fuck, I love having a job.

I can tell right now that you are going to make a fucking brilliant dishpig.
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Post by: MrBlu on 19 Jul 2009, 23:05
Fuck, how did I end up drunk again?
This is exactly my question.

Hey guys, while I still have the excuse of inebriation, who wants to pretend to have massive webce-
*passes out*
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Post by: est on 20 Jul 2009, 00:13
I would have hung out more but I was stressing the fuck out because that is what I've been doing at gigs lately

It's ok!  There will be other times to hang out when you don't have band stuff to attend to.  Last time we were there you didn't really have to pack up all that much afterward, so we got to talk for a bit, but this time there was packing up to be done and so forth, then I kind of lost track of time for a bit.  The OxArt's delicious cocktails are my friend/nemesis.
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Post by: comrau00 on 20 Jul 2009, 00:35

Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.


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Post by: Zingoleb on 20 Jul 2009, 00:41
I'm not sure if your first post is in the wrong place or not.
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Post by: Hat on 20 Jul 2009, 10:18
Personally I think this should just be the newbie thread but then the forum might explode with pure cussing fury as newbies think this is just how we roll (mothercunters)

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Post by: Hat on 20 Jul 2009, 10:28
Also what the fuck my penis is not taking orders from my brain tonight because I pull it out and it starts shooting urine everywhere before I can make sure I've got the seat up and the foreskin pulled back and all that essential prep work a dude has to do to make sure he does not make a mess of a toilet when he has been drinking.

Note to self, mop toilet floor tomorrow, use downstairs toilet for crapping in the meantime, put a sign up advising housemates to do the same, maybe piss off balcony in the interim?
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Post by: ViolentDove on 20 Jul 2009, 16:22
I have a mental image of some unfortunate wandering past your balcony at the wrong time.

In other news I walked past a dude pissing in a doorway the other night, literally ten metres away from a pub with many toilets.

Also I have re-discovered one of my favourite pubs! It has a fireplace with couches in front and a big book shelf and board games and is basically the best place in winter, which is how a pub should be, and they do an amazing (if over-priced) beef and guiness pie. It's one of those pubs where it doesn't matter if you're on your own because the staff are friendly and chatty and you can read a book in front of the fire. Also it is in my suburb.

Not like the other pokie-filled barns we have around the place.
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Post by: MrBlu on 20 Jul 2009, 17:02
Note to Forum:

No matter how many rap songs you've heard about recipes for mixes using two different (types of) rums, don't do it.

Especially if both are made by Mr. Wray and his nephew.

Them @#$% you up proper.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 20 Jul 2009, 20:42
I'm drinking screwdrivers by myself and I don't know what to listen to.

:|
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 20 Jul 2009, 21:42
Prince
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Post by: evilbobthebob on 21 Jul 2009, 02:36
I'm drinking screwdrivers by myself and I don't know what to listen to.

:|

I did that. I ended up listening to some crazy mathcore. Now I should probably leave, I'm too sober.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 21 Jul 2009, 07:04
I ended up listening to Archers of Loaf.
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Post by: öde on 21 Jul 2009, 07:38
I really want to stock up on a lot of alcohol to make cocktails.
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Post by: sean on 21 Jul 2009, 21:16
nooooo not the mega nug!

dude sam yr next nug needs to be even heavier.

which reminds me i have some bowie mid from like 5 months ago that still needs to be finished. fk i need a day off work.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 22 Jul 2009, 13:20
I've been drinking generic alcomohols lately, store brands where you get a fifth for under $10. I think I might be becoming an alcoholic.  :-(

...

Fuck it.
I don't think there is anyone who thinks of Ferngully without thinking of Hexxus. Tim Curry makes the best bad guys. Hexxus, Darkness, Dr. Frank-N-Furter...
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Post by: Yayniall on 22 Jul 2009, 19:39
Man.
Wonderyears is on.
Winnie Cooper > Topanga Lawrence > Kelly Kapowski
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Post by: negative creep on 22 Jul 2009, 19:46
dear drunk thread

I'm drunk.

It is basically all I am recently

I get drunk every day.
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Post by: nobo on 22 Jul 2009, 19:54
Man.
Wonderyears is on.
Winnie Cooper < Topanga Lawrence =< Kelly Kapowski


I fixed that for you. I forgive your mistakes because you seem to be drunk.
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Post by: Sythe on 22 Jul 2009, 21:52
There's a fly somewhere in this room. He taunts me.
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Post by: sean on 22 Jul 2009, 21:59
being stoned feels a little like being in a desert. 
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Post by: sean on 22 Jul 2009, 21:59
oh god sohigh
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Post by: scarred on 23 Jul 2009, 03:04
whissskey and BEEEEEEER

BEEEEEEEEER

beeer

beer
ber

bear

BEAR

BEAR!!!!!!
(http://www.kennyrosenberg.com/bshort5/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/angry_bear.jpg)
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Post by: Eris on 24 Jul 2009, 08:51
oh hey, the world is tilting sideways, that is a problem. I amm surprised I am able to type at least semi-cohrenty
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Post by: ViolentDove on 24 Jul 2009, 11:13
eating squid, its a strugglge to post gre and not inth e ea creatures thing yraeh
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Post by: Dimmukane on 24 Jul 2009, 21:15
So I actually went out tonight of my own free will.  Instead of being dragged to a shitty bar, I went to shitty bars on my own!  I found out that Coors Lite actually tastes a lot like water and thus causes some confusion.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 25 Jul 2009, 02:27
I mowed a lawn with a bread knife once.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 25 Jul 2009, 21:38
I fucking love Listerine.

FEEL THE BUUURRRNNNN
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Post by: abadname on 26 Jul 2009, 02:44
Stole 6 beers from some guy i used to work with's party.  Drank too much, now halfway through a gallon of water.

This was a bad idea
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Post by: Reed on 26 Jul 2009, 21:42
New low: driving drunk through a thunderstorm because you just have['i] to take your roommate's movie back to blockbuster
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Post by: öde on 27 Jul 2009, 04:44
Please don't drink drive, or if you do please call the police.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 27 Jul 2009, 08:44
As someone who has lost a friend to that kind of thing I support the above post. Except for the police part, not really sure what that's about.

Also I am drinking whiskey because the not sleeping thing is back. Now I'm going to watch Rome and hopefully fall asleep.
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Post by: Reed on 27 Jul 2009, 08:51
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I kinda really hate my decision to do it.

Normally I'm really good about that sort of thing, but apparently I've been on a self-destructive binge lately. I prefer to not put other people in danger and I'd like to think that even last night I hadn't had so much to drink that I was all that dangerous.
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Post by: öde on 28 Jul 2009, 04:51
Except for the police part, not really sure what that's about.

It's so you can be arrested.

I'd like to think that even last night I hadn't had so much to drink that I was all that dangerous.

You'd like to think that, but even driving with a hangover can mean you're over the limit.
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Post by: Van donk III on 28 Jul 2009, 11:02
Olde english Cider.......   I've had eight cans.    It's good.   

Normally I would exclusively drink beer, but a fiver for 8 cans of anything is too hard to resist.

Unless its eight cans of Kestrel or something
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Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Jul 2009, 18:40
Funeral =  :-(

Beer =  :-)
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Post by: allison on 30 Jul 2009, 15:59
oh hello mr daniels how are you today
why yes i will certainly call you jack
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Post by: pwhodges on 31 Jul 2009, 14:53
You know what? Whisky's more fun than computer security - makes you feel better about it too.
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Post by: loco_banana on 01 Aug 2009, 21:45
Me and John Daniels... );

For realz goodnight now, ugh.
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Post by: phooey on 01 Aug 2009, 22:23
So I would like to stop being drunk please, yes, that does mean returning faculty of my fine motor functions in my legs
It's been like 15 hours and I would like to be sober so I can talk to my mom

Typing hands are fine, though
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Post by: Hat on 01 Aug 2009, 23:12
random piece of acid conversation from next to me

"dolphin fractals all jumping over a rainbow thats grouse ay"

too drunk for this meta shit auuuuugh
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Post by: phooey on 01 Aug 2009, 23:15
I'm rereading my paranoid drunk email written at 7 this morning explaining to my parents about why I can't skype with them at the scheduled time

So worried you're going to screw up and somehow stray from the story of 'I watched How I Met Your Mother until four this morning'

All in all, I was pretty drunk.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 02 Aug 2009, 07:53
i feel sick.
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Post by: öde on 02 Aug 2009, 08:20
You know what? Whisky's more fun than computer security - makes you feel better about it too.

Not making me feel great about really the only degree I'm thinking I might want to do.
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Post by: pwhodges on 02 Aug 2009, 10:44
Eh, it's not bad in itself - just refer to my blog posts about someone publishing my domain admin password for the context that whisky was drunk in.
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Post by: loco_banana on 04 Aug 2009, 10:10
Er. Yesterday I accepted a drunken dare to walk into a gay bar and flash my penis for a free drink.

Most shameful gin-and-tonic ever. ._.
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Post by: Janvs on 04 Aug 2009, 21:53
Yellowtail?

MOAR LIKE YELLOWFAIL!

God, I am so drunk. Wine...why do you hate me?
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Post by: Durb Durb Durb on 05 Aug 2009, 21:03
I don't drink.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!
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Post by: phooey on 06 Aug 2009, 01:46
That sounds rough, guy.  Lemme buy you a beer.


It is terrible blonde beer, ha ha
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Post by: phooey on 06 Aug 2009, 08:02
Bawww sorry I already drank it along with every other booze in this city

:>

At least now I know why you don't drink though

:<
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Post by: allison on 06 Aug 2009, 20:50
first i was like
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d158/dream_loud/Snapshot_20090805_9.jpg)

then i was like
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d158/dream_loud/Snapshot_20090805_10.jpg)

wooooooooooo
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 06 Aug 2009, 20:59
allison, i am drinking one of those right now. it is pretty much the best beer.
i am celebrating being done with school for the time being and having gotten a 100 on an italian exam.
whooo!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: phooey on 06 Aug 2009, 23:43
There, I knew I wasn't the only person around here that drinks on the weekdays.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 07 Aug 2009, 04:56
I got drunk with my friends to ignore the pain.

I'm still drunk. I drunk-biked home.

Nothing makes sense anymore.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 07 Aug 2009, 08:50
first i was like this. (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/first.jpg)

then i was like this (http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/then.jpg)

After that i track you down.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 07 Aug 2009, 23:03
lets just say this song sounds very pretty right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 07 Aug 2009, 23:38
So...drunk.

I just went out drinking with a fuck ton of Indian folk.

Indians know how to drink.

Token white guy.

Need toast.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 08 Aug 2009, 09:36
Woke up drunk. Did not stop. There is too much Jim left and not enough money for IHOP. Fuck.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 10 Aug 2009, 17:28
Drunk thread!

I am not drunk but I have been drinking wine and I've had about a quarter of a bottle and there is some left and I feel looooooovely.

I wish I had friends.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 10 Aug 2009, 17:36
oh noes the wine is gone
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Yayniall on 10 Aug 2009, 19:07
Just got home from what appeared to be an alternative under 18s nightclub.
I have lovehearts.
This one says 'Catch me'
hmm.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 10 Aug 2009, 21:26
Dear Sam,
That is a nice new chillum.

An Amtrak tried to smoke my blunt for me today, but Jim and I knew better. Now both are gone :[
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Aug 2009, 17:33
i got a new piece not too long ago (i will get pictures later.)   

i just smoked out of it.  am now drinking a Wiehenstephaner. 

listening to death metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnchL18BWrg)

playing video games
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Yayniall on 11 Aug 2009, 17:37
A piece?
Like a gun?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Daft pun on 11 Aug 2009, 17:56
Hello boozing thread. So I tried to drink enough to play mario party. It wasn't enough. So we played some mario kart instead.

Amazing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runa on 11 Aug 2009, 18:12
Dear booze thread.

I'm sitting here, sipping on some Mudslide, smoking some cigs. Life is goooooood.

How are you?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Aug 2009, 18:17
A piece?
Like a gun?

no, as in a piece of colored glassware with 3 holess in it
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Daft pun on 11 Aug 2009, 18:23
Why would yo u want a glass with 3 holes in it?

Ohhh, right
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Janvs on 12 Aug 2009, 00:41
Work is the curse of the drinking class.

And me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 13 Aug 2009, 08:12
I successfully ressited the suggestion the I should engage in party fun times with drugs after a gig tonight, on account of having Responsibilities tomorrow. Huzzah. Also, my god, I have a mad crush on girls who play the cello. Seriously it is the best thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 14 Aug 2009, 20:31
Drunk thread, I have a dilemma. I am tempted to bust out the Balvenie Doublewood instead of drinking more of this on-offer Grolsch but I am concerned that it will a) be a waste since I'm probably already too boozed to fully appreciate it and that really is some fucking nice whisky and b) cause me to stop listening to Cameo's UKG show and put something maudlin like Smoke on that will not mention Ayia Napa and funky as much so I can stroke my chin.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 14 Aug 2009, 21:11
Stick with the Grolsch.  I hate spending money on good things and not remembering them.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 15 Aug 2009, 05:10
I took your advice, and believe it was sound.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 15 Aug 2009, 11:50
i can time but i cant touch it so i just see it i can see mirrors and i see other me smiling at me but when im alone i know that there is corpse under my bed, im so weird that i hate it!

ping pong  goes the bell as it sounds ping pong im your little pet weird by nature weird by person but always polite to your point never evil..


but i cant have 'em wings cause im been really bad nor i cant have horns cause  i have bee realy really bad,

black water is scary.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Merrick on 15 Aug 2009, 11:57
Dear booze thread,

I don't drink.

 :-D

*flees*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Aug 2009, 13:54
Dear UI thread,

Me and my brother just bought ourselves what is known as an Acrylic Water Bong, or better known as a cheap ass plastic bong for like 25 bucks. We have had fun times so far. Its a nice, simple, see-through green one that we've named Mr. Yuck, and he is a solid smoker, if plain.

Now my other friend is selling his very excellent larger, and frankly regal piece named Prospero, which is mostly clear glass with a sort of corkscrew like effect to it that has several shades of solid blue glass running through it, quite beautiful and the twist in the glass I'm pretty sure has an effect on the pull (think vortex). I have smoked this piece, and know him to be a formidable opponent (I always cough my brains out). Now the guy is selling him for 60 when he cost 120, so its a deal, but I have Mr. Yuck, which gets the job done but is kinda trashy just because. Its also half my older brother's who doesn't bother a whole lot with cleaning so it'll probably be pretty mucky very soon unless I just keep up on constantly cleaning it. So, Upgrade with next paycheck, Y/N?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 15 Aug 2009, 14:05
If you're thinking of buying a bong with corkscrews and coloured glass then you are entering dangerous territory. You're becoming at risk of being "dude that talks about getting high all the time". This is not a good man to be, as he is the tedious spiritual brother to "dude who will tell you exactly how many drinks he had last night and where". A tasty bong won't necessarily land you in this dark place but you need to ask yourself some questions. If you buy this bong will you be tempted to show it to people? Will you end up discussing your bong with others, praising its strengths and defending its shortcomings? Is this a bong you are going to place somewhere like an ornament instead of packing it away somewhere handy? If the answer to the previous questions is yes, avoid the bong. If it is purely a utilitarian desire akin to another kind of man buying a decent cocktail shaker then go for it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Aug 2009, 14:21
I bought one like that for a friend, actually.  They're pretty nice.  I want a Lux for myself sometime in the future.  As long as you don't cross the line he's talking about, I'd say it is worth it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Aug 2009, 16:36
Don't get me wrong here guys, the bong will be used if I get it, and then stored away when I'm not using it. I'm not going to say I don't think it looks nice, but I will not show it to anyone unless we're going to smoke out of it, and sure, I think a pretty piece is a nice thing to appreciate while you're high, but then I put it away and get out the video games or start the writing. The reason I bought the cheap one in the first place is because I wanted a bong since I'm tired of pipes, they always get broken if they're glass(by my brother) and they're too hot if they're metal. The plastic one was cheap, durable and hits harder than any pipe I've used. I wouldn't consider getting this thing, except for its great reduction in price, the fact that the other guy is a really close friend who I've smoked many times with (and who's quit smoking entirely, actually now). Main reason for not wanting to get it is because it's glass (though if I buy it my brother will never, ever, know of its existence in the house), and because I already have the other that get's the job done.

But I don't know, maybe I'm in danger of sounding like that guy, but I do think a piece, especially any handmade, has its own personality, thus the reason I stick to the idea of naming them, and I think some are superior to others at least to a certain point (great, its six feet long, has eight chambers and is shaped like a grateful dead bear, how do you smoke it?). I think it's like anything like that, you know, say a tobacco smoker's fine, hand carved pipe he's used for years, perfectly seasoned and familiar as his own hands. The bong in question is not like, covered in all sorts of weird glass shapes and colors or extra chambers or anything extravagant. Other than the single swirl of a couple shades of blue along the deep twist, its plain, clear glass.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Aug 2009, 18:16
I bought two Bowmores in Berlin: both 16 years old, cask strength, one from a Port barrel and one from a Bordeaux barrel.

Let me tell you right now, that this is what Scotch ought to be.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thomas Edison on 15 Aug 2009, 18:18
Im not thread, stop being angry at me
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 15 Aug 2009, 19:28
A cute as hell girl asked for my phone number (apparently I am making her a mix tape)

Man I TOLD you that you would meet a cute girl. I so called it.

(Go Jens wooooooo)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 15 Aug 2009, 20:59
fuck yeah i am glad i'm drunk

we invaded a playground today and i totally plan on doing this again in the very near future. possibly with more and cheaper booze

also my mate's brother looks and acts so much like him i cannot believe and fuck me if that is not the hardest thing i have ever had to deal with

more banana flavoured beer, to fuck
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 16 Aug 2009, 09:55
But I don't know, maybe I'm in danger of sounding like that guy, but I do think a piece, especially any handmade, has its own personality, thus the reason I stick to the idea of naming them, and I think some are superior to others at least to a certain point (great, its six feet long, has eight chambers and is shaped like a grateful dead bear, how do you smoke it?). I think it's like anything like that, you know, say a tobacco smoker's fine, hand carved pipe he's used for years, perfectly seasoned and familiar as his own hands. The bong in question is not like, covered in all sorts of weird glass shapes and colors or extra chambers or anything extravagant. Other than the single swirl of a couple shades of blue along the deep twist, its plain, clear glass.

I think you're pretty safe by the sound of it. Nothing wrong with a bit of quiet appreciation for a fine piece of apparatus or cocking a snook at another gentleman's gaudy affair, it's just that stoners seem more vulnerable to unintentionally spending too much time discussing their consumption habits than others (with the exception of guys in pastel shirts who will invariably go on about how many Carlings and blue WKDs they had the previous night). Remain alert and distinguished and you may abuse your lungs with impunity.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 16 Aug 2009, 13:36
Last night about 1/2 a bottle of rum in, I went out for a smoke and wound up passing out on my front doorstep. Apparently my roommate didn't notice that it took me 2 hours to smoke a cigarette!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 16 Aug 2009, 20:39
wut do i put here
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aurjay on 16 Aug 2009, 20:44
Oh how i love Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, and Southern Comfort. You can take the boy out the trailer park but he is gonna take the liquor with him
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Janvs on 16 Aug 2009, 22:15
I'm drunk.

I'm not wearing pants.

And I have no more booze. Halp?

P.S. It occurs to me that I have a lot of posts in this thread. I'll ponder the ramifications of that later.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 17 Aug 2009, 18:29
They play good music when you go out? I am jealous of wherever it is you go to uni.

Do not fear about alcohol consumption dropping once you leave though. If anything it will increase, as is only right and proper, since what with all this recession gubbins you will be unemployed. In recognition of this tonight has been Peter Cushing night. The highlights so far have been Cushing getting his hand hacked off by a playboy bone specialist and then spending the remainder of the movie being excellently bitchy, Christopher Lee showing that he isn't always second fiddle and owning motherfuckers all over the shop in The Gorgon while Cushing fails and then the tables turning so that the man in question becomes death himself for Dr Terror's House of Horrors. This cinematic vision quest has been brought to both you and me by the fact that drinking copious amounts of rum on your own on a weeknight is superb and not a sign of alcoholism at all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: JD on 17 Aug 2009, 18:38
Your drunk posts are superb.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 17 Aug 2009, 18:56
Why thank you my dear chap. Since employment is not on the horizon and tomorrow I shall be drinking with three artists, two of which reside in Glasgow and one of whom hails from the Outer Hebrides, there is small chance of them letting up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jrod on 17 Aug 2009, 23:41
holyfuck im not reading allof this

but gdammmm and im drunk


am i so drink




y yessss i M SIR
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 18 Aug 2009, 16:11
It's not alcoholism if the reason you're drinking by yourself, before 7 pm on a weeknight, is that you're going out with friends. That being said, gin is fucking great and goes well with dill pickle chips.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dollface on 19 Aug 2009, 14:08
This what happens when you watch Live At The Apollo and drink gin.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry love but this chainsaw is going to leave a wound"

you can borrow that to your next valentine card.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Alex C on 19 Aug 2009, 14:36
I can't imagine drinking enough gin to make dill pickle chips palatable and I'm on my third bottle in as many weeks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheCourtJester on 20 Aug 2009, 04:20
Thar's gold in this here beer bottle. Soon it will be gone...and then, thar'll be gold in them thar toilet. Such is life.

Also...watching Dark Knight. Had a two hour conversation about how Batman is ninja because... well... he's really a REAL fucking ninja.

And now humor...
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/TheCourtJester/11837e9f.jpg)

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y40/TheCourtJester/f23fb5af.jpg)
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Post by: evilbobthebob on 20 Aug 2009, 04:32
Smirnoff No 21 =  awesome. Goes well with good results, and compensates for missing the only person I really wanted to see today  :|
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 21 Aug 2009, 00:28
Just went to pour a glass of coke, then realised I was pouring it like a beer. I think I drink too much. Also most of our glasses are stolen from pubs, because we are classy I guess?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 21 Aug 2009, 06:28
I am hazy about the last half of last night, but my teeth are bleeding on one side of my mouth, from the gums, and my fingers hurt like buggery... i think i might have been in a fight, which is... perplexing.

And ohhh godddd my housemate is vaaacuuming
why why why are you vacuuming
vacuuming all over my hangover
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Aug 2009, 20:38
bud + clipper city sampler = yesssssss
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: LeeC on 21 Aug 2009, 20:38
to the answer to the title of the thred: No worrie I am not sobre
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 21 Aug 2009, 22:16
Dear Drjunlk Thread,

    What the fuck is with bogie taxes in the Northeast? I mean, even this Obama dude is pretending not ot smoke cigs because these prices are so fucking embarassing. I mean, really, on some real shit, what the fuck? Anyway, hey drunk thread, what's up? Deep? That's good. I'm going back to school in NH, I guess it will be okay. My stolen wifi is going in and out, but that's cool too. I;ma dedicate this next bowl to you, drunk thread, because you know what is up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aurjay on 21 Aug 2009, 22:46
I just got done with a 17hour work day. A nice big glass of bourbon and coke is about to make my day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ummmkay on 22 Aug 2009, 02:29
dear not sober thread, i am 21 wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zingoleb on 22 Aug 2009, 13:41
Last night, I was not driven to drink, but I did volunteer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Aug 2009, 07:04
woke up still drunk can't remember if I slept or not
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: phooey on 23 Aug 2009, 20:07
Why, I'm awesome even without the cocaine

(just kidding, crippling self doubt)
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: phooey on 23 Aug 2009, 20:36
Good thing that I was just bamboozling u, it's Sunday.   That would be absurd.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Aug 2009, 20:39
Sober thread, you know how I woke up drunk?  Yeah well that lasted most of the day.  If at any point in the last 36 hours I was not drunk, I was stoned.  One of my friends is a homebrewer now, so that's cool.  Lost my ATM card (I actually lost it before the partying, I left it in the ATM).  I am still collecting bits and pieces of the previous events.  Fuck need sleep.


Also managed to get some acid for when my best friend gets back from Arizona.  excited
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Post by: David_Dovey on 24 Aug 2009, 06:12
dill pickle chips.

Canadians
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: phooey on 24 Aug 2009, 06:24
I actually had them once at an involuntary trip to the Jersey Shore, and they are quite delicious!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheCourtJester on 25 Aug 2009, 15:43
Lesson learned from weekend... Friends don't let friends wander around downtown Sacramento ripped on steel reserve, trees, and acid. Had the most epic game of elevator tag ever in a 6+ story parking garage though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 26 Aug 2009, 13:41
BEEEEERS!  I also played kickball, and injured myself quite badly (my left ankle, wrist, elbow and shoulder hurt, isn't it great how tough I am?).  I will not be sober again until Monday.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 26 Aug 2009, 22:59
Stealing Microbrew
Many times I say "I'm deep!"
How did I get home?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Elizzybeth on 27 Aug 2009, 10:27
Strip Pictionary.

(Three beers and a hard lemonade.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Radical AC on 28 Aug 2009, 22:54
I just drank the last of the hard a my roomate and friend had.  Now they are doing it elsewhere in the house and I am relegated to the internet.  I'm thinking about cracking the wine though.

Living with my best friends on again off again gf has been like a drunken minefield.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thomas Edison on 29 Aug 2009, 16:18
Saturday night, whisky and vodka, time to go die in bed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aurjay on 29 Aug 2009, 16:44
PBR, rockabilly, Rat Fink Cars=good times
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cernunnos on 29 Aug 2009, 19:27
wikipedia + meebo + beer = a good saturday night
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Aug 2009, 20:57
my dealer hooked me up with some 'super fire headfunk'





i don't know what this means






what does anything mean
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 29 Aug 2009, 21:05
I was in meebo drinking whisky and talking about maths.

Except for the meebo, this is a typical night out with my fellow students.  I need new friends.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 29 Aug 2009, 21:13
sean it means yr v. high right now. thats all thats important.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Aug 2009, 21:14
agrd
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Wasteroo on 29 Aug 2009, 21:41
drunk and reading a friends copy of Twilight? i thought it would be hilarious but its honestly just pissing me off
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lise on 30 Aug 2009, 00:42
Oh man, on my plane flight to LA I sat across from a middle aged woman who was reading Twilight, and I was really tempted to ask her "WHY, just why" she would choose that above any other book.

Alcohol can't improve your experience of reading Twilight, but watching the Rifftrax version of Twilight while drunk makes for loads of laughs. It would probably be a hilarious drinking game (ex: take a shot every time Bella stutters or a vampire shows up in body glitter).

On another note, who here has actually streaked naked before? (After getting wildly drunk.. or just sober). I am (perversely) curious... teehee.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 30 Aug 2009, 17:15
i cycled home from a friend's house and i am far more intoxicated than i should've been because that was dangerous. it didn't help that my front light died so i had to stop in the middle of THE BLACKNESS to change the batteries to the ones that were in my camera and it was lucky i had those but GOD DAMN if that wasn't an amazing ride i had so much fun i just wish my headphones hadn't kept falling out it would've been even more amazing OH GOD!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 30 Aug 2009, 20:42
Unfortunately I am sober though I did have a couple of beers earlier.  But I just got back from two weeks in England and Scotland that mainly consisted of sightseeing until 4pm, then finding the nearest pub and trying every type of beer they had which I hadn't already consumed.  Some favorites: Caledonian 80 bob and Duechars IPA, both brewed by Caledonian Brewery.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 30 Aug 2009, 20:50
On another note, who here has actually streaked naked before? (After getting wildly drunk.. or just sober). I am (perversely) curious... teehee.

Guilty
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 30 Aug 2009, 20:57
On another note, who here has actually streaked naked before? (After getting wildly drunk.. or just sober). I am (perversely) curious... teehee.

I have done so, through the neighborhood of someone I didn't know because we had gone to use that person's hot tub without her knowledge.  That was an interesting night.

i cycled home from a friend's house and i am far more intoxicated than i should've been because that was dangerous.

So, I biked home one night after accidentally getting drunk and totally wiped out.  I didn't remember it, but the next day I woke up and my left arm was really scraped up.

I've tried to not be sober, but I didn't start early enough, and now it's time to go to bed if I'm to have a normal sleep schedule (which I desperately need going into next semester of classes).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Finin on 30 Aug 2009, 21:11
I better not be high. Wait. Oh no... I think I am high!

update for the sake of the fact that I am now very drunk off Dr. Mcgillicuddy's mentholmint schnapps
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Sep 2009, 18:42
dropping acid sometime after next friday
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 02 Sep 2009, 06:50
yo doggs wanna share?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 02 Sep 2009, 06:57
Nah, dawg, my best buddy is coming back from Arizona for a couple weeks and it's probably gonna be the last time the three of us do it (also my other best buddy is doing it with us).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: A Shoggoth on the Roof on 04 Sep 2009, 20:53
one of my friends is a homebrewer now


guyssss. i tried this. it was agood idea
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 04 Sep 2009, 23:25
So depressed, but I shouldn't be, which makes me mad, so now I'm depressed, mad and DRUNK!  At least I've got something to be happy about.  Tomorrow will be better, seriously.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 04 Sep 2009, 23:31
Oh whiskey, you fickle temptress!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 05 Sep 2009, 15:49
super fire headfunk + delirium tremens (the beer, not the condition) is pretty awesome
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 05 Sep 2009, 19:14
Delerium Tremens is definitely my favourite beer.  Unfortunately, I'm drinking Blue Moon, because I have to get rid of a 12 pack of it.

addendum:  Oh my god.  I'm drinking Blue Moon.  I can't do this any more.  Someone find me some good beer, please!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Drill King on 05 Sep 2009, 23:25
WHAT THE FUCK DOPPELGANGER OF JOHNNY C YOU WERE RUDE AND DID NOT LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU INSTEAD MADE ME FEEL BAD YOU ASSFUCK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Drill King on 05 Sep 2009, 23:45
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE WATCHING BRAVEHEART
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Finin on 06 Sep 2009, 01:23
So, I cleaned out the keif catch of my grinder today... good lord it has been too long, like mountains of yellow/green bliss.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 06 Sep 2009, 05:35
it is amazing how cut you can get on midstrength beer also I just found a cigarette lighter in my underpants
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 06 Sep 2009, 05:36
WHAT THE FUCK DOPPELGANGER OF JOHNNY C YOU WERE RUDE AND DID NOT LET ME FLIRT WITH YOU INSTEAD MADE ME FEEL BAD YOU ASSFUCK

have you noticed Johnny C has more doppelgangers than any other human being
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Yayniall on 07 Sep 2009, 21:06
Ya'll gonna make me act a fool.
Up in hurr! up in hurr!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 09 Sep 2009, 19:50
Gin!  Gin gin gin gin gin gin GIIIIIIIIIIN!  Martinis are for legit alcoholics.  Real martinis, not the pretend ones.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Sep 2009, 01:25
Now is an excellent time to compare preferred martinis. I like mine with dry, with extra olives. Just shy of a dirty martini, but without the brine.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 11 Sep 2009, 08:07
Dry, but not freakishly so (I used to, but that's back when I was known to drink gin from the bottle) and completely straight-up.  No ice (of course), no fruit, no olives (I used to take olives, but then I started to realize they were the part I was dreading the whole martini).  How about liquor preferences?  I like Sapphire (standard) and Rogue (the same folks who make the fantastically interesting beer).
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 11 Sep 2009, 17:27
GUYS THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I AM POSTING HERE EVEN THOUGH IT IS NOT THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN DRUNK AND ON THE INTERNETS.

If I don't hith the bkachjspace evrey secncd lettre, my stypuing statrs ot look somehting like thissss.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 11 Sep 2009, 18:32
Hey guys guess what I'M AT COLLEGE AND I'M GETTING DRUNKDED!!!

In all seriousness, I'm moving from buzz toward a more intoxicated level, though (unfortunately) my alcohol consumption has been only Keystone Light, possibly the second worst beer ever, only surpassed by Natty Light.  But whatevs, my hallway is having a sick party, I'm rocking out to Dinosaur Jr., and later I'm going to a super fun dance party where I will hopefully dance with the girl who I really really like.

AND I ROCKED AN AUDITION TODAY!  If that's not an excuse to party, I don't know what is.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Sep 2009, 18:36
This weekend I (along with my two very best friends) are consuming several grams of super fire head funk, 4 tabs of white-on-white (REALLY strong acid), and several delicious beers.  Rennfest may or may not be involved at the same time.  Will provide reports later.
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Post by: sean on 11 Sep 2009, 21:14
yeah i mean i didnt get stoned. and with one of my boys it took him like 4 or 5 times. i mean, next time you should get stoned and itll be tite.

which reminds me i was so baked last night. sooooooooo baked.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Sep 2009, 21:49
First time I got stoned was way different than the rest, yeah, but I definitely felt something.  That may have been because I smoked like 2 grams out of a 3-foot tube plus a really big shotgun made out of a really big red wiffle ball bat.  If there is a next time, you'll probably notice the difference in perception.
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Post by: karl gambolputty... on 11 Sep 2009, 22:53
Gin and tonics are basically the best, except for jack daniels and coca cola, except for several hours of drinking one followed by several hours of drinking the other
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Post by: Hat on 12 Sep 2009, 03:15
woke up drunk at 6pm, have to start work at 10. Having uncontrollable shakes but also extremely euphoric, albeit in a weirdly melancholic way. Expecting one of the biggest nights of the year to date at work, should be interesting.

Gin and tonics are basically the best, except for jack daniels and coca cola, except for several hours of drinking one followed by several hours of drinking the other

proof that two men can walk the same path and wind up at a different location
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Post by: scarred on 12 Sep 2009, 04:23
Lotsa beer.  Craqshing at my firend paul s place. Blindess is playing on the television, it is an awful movie. awful. i fucking love being drunk., everything feels better. everything makes more sense. this couild be a bad thing.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 12 Sep 2009, 14:23
i mean, next time you should get stoned and itll be tite.

The second time I smoked, I definitely felt something, and it was just really boring.  I'll stick to drinking, thank you very much.
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Post by: Hat on 12 Sep 2009, 15:21
bro don't be so smug dude you are harshing my melon man oh wow

also the first time I got stoned I also got so drunk I had to get my stomach pumped so I can't remember whether it did anything or not but I don't understand how this whole thing where weed doesn't seem to work for the first time for certain people could possibly work physiologically but then again I am not a doctor (or scientist?)
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Post by: schmeeble on 12 Sep 2009, 17:12
woohoo white grape smirnoff!!!   :laugh:
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Post by: greenMonkey on 12 Sep 2009, 18:43
BEEEEEEER.
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Post by: Slick on 12 Sep 2009, 20:59
You don't necessarily get stoned the first time you smoke because you probably aren't smoking it right is all. You'll get the swing of it with a couple more tries. If that is what you want to do.
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Post by: Reed on 13 Sep 2009, 00:18
BEEEEEEER.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 13 Sep 2009, 07:22
The funny thing is that I totally tried to compose something insightful and profound about the joys of alcohol and intoxication, specifically in relation to quality of conversation within a group of highly amusing, intelligent people, but after I had typed it out I looked at it and realized that "BEEEEEEEEER" said everything I needed to say with more conciseness and verve.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Sep 2009, 08:11
Yeah, so acid + Rennfest today.  Wish me luck!
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Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Sep 2009, 21:46
Holy shit holy shit holy shit   today has happened I had one paper and then they convinced me to eat some more after my turkey leg was done so after we left rennfest it was a whole nother portal instead of going to fairyland we went to space i was driving on the chocolate cake

oh my god i just stared at a bug on my screen for like 6 minutes

NEed sLSEepp

christ today was nuts

tnis fieels lieke a moanoyleogue

I'm gonna need to see some photographic evidence
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Post by: sean on 13 Sep 2009, 21:53
we left rennfest it was a whole nother portal instead of going to fairyland we went to space i was driving on the chocolate cake

this is a wonderful phrase
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Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Sep 2009, 21:56
you make the letters stop dancing around, then, they aren't listening to me
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Post by: Ballard on 13 Sep 2009, 22:27
Thumbs up for your day, man.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Sep 2009, 09:05
I somehow completely forgot to mention the elephants.  There were elephants.
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Post by: Ballard on 15 Sep 2009, 09:06
Wait was this Renn Fest in Maryland or Mass?
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Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Sep 2009, 09:57
Maryland.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 15 Sep 2009, 13:04
I feel like it's time to mention that since July 24 "someone who isn't me" has consumed hallucinogens and/or entactogens on 10 occasions.

July 24: SWIM ate a pink star pill, went to a party, was offered and ate a tab at the party, went back to my friend's place relatively early, sat around bullshitting and watching the Electric Sheep for the rest of the night, enjoyed himself thoroughly (but the pink stars make for some scrambly thoughts  and shitty short-term memory on the comedown, he's not sure he likes that)
August 1: ate two tabs, went to a Quentin Tarentino themed dance party, smoked a couple bowls with a girl he had just met a couple days earlier (and who he is now in an EXTREMELY happy relationship with) after walking her home at 4 AM, went back to the party, danced like a marionette on speed, meditated while sitting on a subwoofer during Skream's "In For the Kill" remix (one of the best dubstep songs ever), enjoyed himself thoroughly
August 8: accidentally dosed himself on active levels of 2C-E and 5-MeO-DiPT (unknown proportions thereof), hung out with said girl (relationship had started by this point), enjoyed self thoroughly despite unexpected nature of trip (mainly because of girl)
August 16: attended Burning Man regional fundraiser event in NYC, licked two drops of absolutely fantastic liquid acid, danced like his life depended on it (probably better than he ever has), had long rambly conversations with aforementioned girl, walked around NYC for the following day coming down happily
August 22: shared doses of 5-MeO-DiPT with said girl, fucked all afternoon (it's the best drug for sex, period, he believes)
September 1: dosed on 2C-E with a group of friends at Burning Man, danced, watched sunrise
September 3: shared doses of 5-MeO-DiPT with recent acquaintance at Burning Man, had sex on open 40-foot-tall elevated rotating bed for which he received standing ovation from nearby audience
September 4: dosed on DOC (acid substitute that causes 20-24 hour trip), watched massive pyrotechnics display, ate "energon cube" (acid sugar cube), found 20 hits of acid and a capsule with a small amount of mystery drug on the ground, ate two of the hits and gave the rest away over the course of the night, spent all morning (of 9/5) driving around desert on school bus (which had been stacked with monstrous inflatable orange worm things to make it look like an undersea creature) sitting on massive sound system drinking Bloody Marys and getting off intermittently to dance, climb on art projects, and eat vodka watermelon.  During late morning, made ill-advised (but ultimately not damaging) decision to snort capsule of mystery found-on-the-ground drug, currently believes it to have been 2C-I or 2C-E based on size of dose, symptoms of tripping, and the fact that there are actually few other things that would make sense.  Took steam bath and came down in the late afternoon and early evening of September 5.
September 6: ate half of another energon cube and a THC Rice Krispies Treat, tripped slightly uncomfortably (and definitely unexpectedly) hard, watched magnificent black-light theatrical interpretive dance ensemble, ultimately enjoyed self thoroughly
September 12: shared doses of MDMA with aforementioned girl (not Burning Man acquaintance), had an absolutely lovely afternoon

Maybe someone who isn't me should slow down.  He expects to, anyway.
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Post by: evilbobthebob on 16 Sep 2009, 15:47
Yeah, slow down dude.

just back from pub. Got driving lesson tomorrow. bleeehhhhh
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 16 Sep 2009, 18:37
Dude, my buddy once drove a truck still drunk from the night before.  He says it was the scariest morning of his life.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 16 Sep 2009, 20:47
Yeah, slow down dude.

Nah, it seems to be a pretty excellently even keel. I say keep at it.

When I was but a lad (oop north where it's boring and slow) shopping at Netto was almost the ultimate faux pas. Woe betide the unfortunate child who brought his games kit wrapped in a Netto bag as opposed to Morrisons or even Kwik Save. I am glad such childish snobbery is behind me, and I can enjoy really cheap lager even if it is of rather poor quality. But hey, Carlsberg Export is 5% and that's not to be sniffed at when it's the bargain option. Here's to you Netto, and your unfortunately obese staff.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 16 Sep 2009, 21:20
Yeah, this guy who's not me has been pretty amazed in retrospect by the magnitude of what his lifestyle has been like recently, but the results have been pretty extensively joyful, and the pendulum seems to be swinging back around towards stability now that this year's desert adventures are behind him.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 17 Sep 2009, 14:55
It is Thursday evening.  Which means 24 hours until Friday evening.  Which means no classes the next day.  Which means I will not be sober then.  Huzzah.

On a side note I smoked my pipe today for the first time in a while.  I love being 18 years old and smoking a pipe.  I get the weirdest looks from people.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 19 Sep 2009, 10:01
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v736/branston_pickle/foooood.jpg)

This is from much earlier this evening, begore I met up with a bunch of other people. A quiet half hour spent in one of the best pubs in sydney, enjoying a ploughman's and a pint of old admiral, and watching australia lose to the kiwis.

it was all downhill/uphill from there.


ps there are four different types of pickled things on that plate, see if you can name them all!
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Sep 2009, 12:49
Pickles (pickled cucumbers), olives, I can't tell if those are pearl onions or green tomatoes, not sure about the fourth.
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Post by: Dollface on 19 Sep 2009, 12:56
That bread looks good.


Me? sober? no officer im not sober.
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Post by: pwhodges on 19 Sep 2009, 15:16
Pickles (pickled cucumbers), olives, I can't tell if those are pearl onions or green tomatoes, not sure about the fourth.
Olives?!

Pickled egg, Pickled onions, gherkins and Branston pickle.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 19 Sep 2009, 15:57
Winner!
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Post by: greenMonkey on 19 Sep 2009, 23:34
DUDESSSSSS I TOTALLY GOT INTO THE A CAPELLA GROUP THAT I REALLY WANTED TO GET INTO AT MY COLLEGE /UNVIRSITY!!!!!!!  I AM SO TOTALLY FUCKED FRIGHT NOW /BECAUSE THE STOLE  E AWAY AND PLYED ME WITH DELICISOUS LOCAL BEER AND DAMN IF IT WASN'T FUCKING GREAT.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 20 Sep 2009, 00:04
I am imagining your post as a really agressive four part vocal harmony.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 20 Sep 2009, 02:39
DUDESSSSSS I TOTALLY GOT INTO THE A CAPELLA GROUP THAT I REALLY WANTED TO GET INTO AT MY COLLEGE /UNVIRSITY!!!!!!!  I AM SO TOTALLY FUCKED FRIGHT NOW /BECAUSE THE STOLE  E AWAY AND PLYED ME WITH DELICISOUS LOCAL BEER AND DAMN IF IT WASN'T FUCKING GREAT.

Because nothing helps your voice like alcohol...  Just kidding.  I've been drinking beer, and beer is good.  PBR is a fantastic beer to buy at a bar because it's cheap, and it doesn't suck as much as it should.
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Post by: scarred on 20 Sep 2009, 12:40
Apparently having 40 people and a live DJ in someone's apartment leads to noise complaints Who knew?

I don't remember going to bed and it's noon now and I might still be drunk a little BLECH
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 20 Sep 2009, 13:30
Apparently, having five people in your apartment with a little bit of background music also leads to noise complaints.  The cops had no clue how anyone had complained about us.
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Post by: sean on 20 Sep 2009, 14:45
be sure it is a thing that ray would say
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 20 Sep 2009, 18:18
Guys, flat party in friend's flat I helped organize. About 150 persons showed up. We had a keg (which broke down to about 4 dollars each because we asked people to donate some money, which amazingly they did). There were a couple of homeless troubadours (I guess?) who played guitar for us, after some other kid we don't know DJed a set that included a shit load of soulwax remixes (which I thought was amazing).

Basically, at like 11 o'clock I was hanging around the keg and the party was kind of timid, I was talking to my friend's flatmates who were really cool and talking about a drinking game called wizard's wand but then I had to make my way to the kitchen and out of nowhere our living room (where this random kid was DJing) was jam packed of people dancing. I actually couldn't get to the kitchen, I had to leave through a window and come back through the back door.

This was a couple of days ago, just felt I had to point out it happened.

Now I'm just jet-lagged and lightly tipsy. It's a happy state of being.

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Post by: Reed on 20 Sep 2009, 21:22
I have taken a possibly unfortunate combination of ambien and whiskey. We will see where this night takes me...

(the kyes feel so weird to type on)
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 23 Sep 2009, 21:08
i actually smoked weed for the first time tonight.  (i have gotten high before but it was off second hand smoke and that is lame and not worth talking about)  it was good. i am mostly high on life though.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 24 Sep 2009, 07:01
some crazy person is singing in the alleyway outside of my house

they're actually pretty alright

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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 24 Sep 2009, 18:34
GUYS GUESS WHAT I AM TURNING 21 SOON. BUT I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THERE IS TO LOOK FORWARDS TO AFTER 21. IS THERE ANYTHING? I DO NOT THINK SO. UH. NO.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 24 Sep 2009, 18:40
There is.

I'll tell you what it is:

Life.

You get 50-80 years of it left and it's frikkin' sweet.
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Post by: phooey on 24 Sep 2009, 19:32
Who actually enjoys the 50-80 bracket
I'm certainly not enjoying it
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Post by: supersheep on 24 Sep 2009, 20:18
fuck you drama

if it wasn't for politics llama fighting the minister tonight would have been an unremitting disaster
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Post by: nobo on 24 Sep 2009, 20:18
He's saying that after 21 you have between 50 and 80 years of life left.

But since you asked between the ages of 50 and 80 I plan on retiring, travelling, and spoiling the shit out of my grandchildren. I'm only 25 now, but I'm really looking forward to that period of my life, and the 25 years years that lead up to it.
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Post by: Finin on 24 Sep 2009, 20:45
I just got this (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/third3y3/P9160002.jpg) from a little shop in Hampton, it hits beautifully.
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Post by: Reed on 24 Sep 2009, 20:56
GUYS GUESS WHAT I AM TURNING 21 SOON. BUT I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THERE IS TO LOOK FORWARDS TO AFTER 21. IS THERE ANYTHING? I DO NOT THINK SO. UH. NO.

Ted's, Huskies and Thirsty Dog, clearly.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 24 Sep 2009, 21:54
GUYS GUESS WHAT I AM TURNING 21 SOON. BUT I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THERE IS TO LOOK FORWARDS TO AFTER 21. IS THERE ANYTHING? I DO NOT THINK SO. UH. NO.

At 25 (in a few months), I look forward to paying less for car insurance and for renting an automobile.  Also, I had some delicious congac tonight.  That shit's good.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Sep 2009, 08:54
Oh shit hey where did all this scotch come from
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Post by: greenMonkey on 25 Sep 2009, 20:05
I'm not sober.  I won't be tomorrow night either.  I love weekends at college. DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

P.S. Delicious mixed drink called an "Astropop": Smirnof Lime + Lemonade + Grenadine (sorry I don't know the proportions)
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Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Sep 2009, 20:06
DOPETHRONE WEEKEND
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Post by: greenMonkey on 25 Sep 2009, 20:08
DOPETHRONE WEEKEND

HOLFY FUCK

vodka shots at 5 AM y/n

HOLFY FUCK

drunk and  LISTENING TO THEE SILVER MT ZION MEMORIAL ORCHESTRA AND TRALALALA BAND 13 BLUES FORE 13 MOONS SO GOOD
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Post by: Slick on 25 Sep 2009, 23:45
I have done vodka shots at 6 AM before and it was a sketchy idea. My housemate got off work at six in the morning so we went right home and started drinking immediately, then hid from the sun.
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Post by: Dollface on 26 Sep 2009, 10:02
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh191/Wondersaunahotpants/kauhu.jpg)
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 26 Sep 2009, 10:47
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 26 Sep 2009, 23:41
So, I got less drunk tonight than I did last night, and it was still fun.  I need to get some of my 21 year old friends to buy for me so I can build up a stash of tasty beer, because I am so sick of nasty shit like Keystone Light and Natural Light.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 27 Sep 2009, 08:36
(http://www.thewarstore.com/media/Khaaaaan.jpg)
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Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Oct 2009, 19:48
og kush

holy shit


so stinky that I had to keep it in my trunk

could still smell it every morning on my way to work

had to buy a jar, and smoked what wouldn't fit

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Post by: Drill King on 01 Oct 2009, 22:02
ahhhhhhhh drunk and infatuated lovely <3
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Post by: Dimmukane on 02 Oct 2009, 20:50
even more
housewarming kegger
i was so stoned i couldn't sleep last night
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 02 Oct 2009, 20:58
So, I'm dedicating this Sapphire Martini to Eliza.  Except that I put too much vermouth in and it just tastes of vermouth.  I think I should just stick with one drop from here on out.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 03 Oct 2009, 00:03
I hate shitty beer.  It makes me sad.  Also drunk.

Next weekend, I am for sure getting some good beer.
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 03 Oct 2009, 12:20
I am turning 21 tomorrow! My friend came down from New Hampshire to visit and he brought me 1.75L of Jack Daniels! TOMORROW/TONIGHT IS GOING TO ROCK.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 03 Oct 2009, 19:38
dimmukane i smoked something called "sour pee" this week as in "sour urine"
uh
i can see why it's called that
so smelly

also so strong ffffffffelt delirious after it

You sure that sheeit wasn't called sour diesel? I mean, we get that stuff 'round B-more all ze damn time, called sour diesel it is.

Shit guys I am so fuckin' frunk drunk shit I'm really tired of all this BS, seriously just depressed myself I think I'm gonna cry, fucking loser I don't think I should be on this forum, fuckin' shitting up thread and what all the time. Who knows maybe I won't be around meuch anymorew. fuckkk

goodamnit I hate all this shit somethimes.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 03 Oct 2009, 20:05
Dudes I have good beer!  I got someone to buy me some Saranac Pale Ale, a pretty standard Pale Ale from New York state.  It's much better than Keystone Light though, so I have been savoring it all night.  Also earlier I almost won a game of beer pong and had a shot on an empty stomach, then ate, but I am still fairly inebriated.  Later I am going with some friends to smoke my pipe and feel like a badass.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 03 Oct 2009, 20:26
Hendricks martini because it's the only gin I have left.

So smooth, but so bland.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 03 Oct 2009, 21:05
You sure that sheeit wasn't called sour diesel? I mean, we get that stuff 'round B-more all ze damn time, called sour diesel it is.

I was gonna ask him the same thing, but I don't know how diesel turns to pee
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Post by: Papersatan on 03 Oct 2009, 21:21
Hello.   I just posted in the blood bowl forum.  I *Am* dunk.   I got drunk so that I could beat the last challenge I have left in Peggle, because Loco_Bannana won the one I need to win last night while he was drunk.  Turns our I am not a good drunk Peggle player drunk.  So sad
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Post by: loco_banana on 03 Oct 2009, 21:58
Hello.   I just posted in the blood bowl forum.  I *Am* dunk.   I got drunk so that I could beat the last challenge I have left in Peggle, because Loco_Bannana won the one I need to win last night while he was drunk.  Turns our I am not a good drunk Peggle player drunk.  So sad
I lol'd.
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Post by: Papersatan on 03 Oct 2009, 22:02
Don't judge me.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 03 Oct 2009, 22:14
ZOMG!  Real life people are invading the internet!  Too bad everyone here is not sober enough to cope with the issue at hand.
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Post by: loco_banana on 03 Oct 2009, 22:20
I am, haha.

goodnight. z_z
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 03 Oct 2009, 22:21
But!  But you'd better not be!
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Post by: Papersatan on 03 Oct 2009, 22:25
I'm drunk enough for us both. 
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 03 Oct 2009, 22:26
Good, because I'm drunk enough for the one of me, and that makes by my tally........

Carry the seven.........


Integrate with respect to theta.....


Twenty-three?
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Post by: Papersatan on 03 Oct 2009, 22:38
I exhaled heavily in Patrick's direction, to share my drunk with him.  A full minute later he walked into what he called "a floating cloud of rum." 
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Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Oct 2009, 18:53
adventures in og kush:


went to a little hiding spot on the side of the reservoir

lit up

listened to the birds sing and the trees rustle in the wind

stared at the reflection of the sunlight on the water

found nirvana
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 05 Oct 2009, 21:09
Who's drinking on a Monday night?  I'm drinking on a Monday night.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 05 Oct 2009, 21:17
I totally drank on a Monday night.  I finished the remainder of my six pack of Saranac Pale Ale, which was delicious.  I'll be sober until Thursday, when I am potentially getting high with my dorm-mates and almost certainly getting shit-faced.  Then I have a 5-day weekend.  Can you say PARTY EVERY NIGHT?
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 05 Oct 2009, 21:30
Nice.  I just had a martini.  Unfortunately, I have to be at work early tomorrow, and I'm running dangerously low on liquor.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 06 Oct 2009, 02:19
I drank on Monday, but I have class in a bit and ugh i feel like hangover :(
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Post by: greenMonkey on 06 Oct 2009, 08:37
Yeah, unfortunately I have class pretty early (9 or 10) every day of the week, so drinking on school nights is reserved for very special occasions.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 06 Oct 2009, 08:56
I either have to be at class or work at 9am every day of the week.  Drinking on a weeknight is a necessity.  The trick is to do it with a clear liquor so you don't get a hangover.  I've chosen gin, and I've never had problems even back when drinking directly from the bottle was an almost nightly event.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 06 Oct 2009, 09:41
fucking wet weed. fuck.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 07 Oct 2009, 21:39
I think I approve of Bluecoat gin.  It's actually fucking tasty.  It's super, SUPER clean tasting (distilled five times) and has a lot of bite, but it's the good kind of bite.  Also, I need to stop drinking every night.  This will be a difficult task because I just bought two bottles of gin (one Bluecoat and the other Rogue gin, go USA!) and one bottle of cachaça (for caipirinhas, which are the most delicious thing ever).
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Post by: Reed on 07 Oct 2009, 21:46
You're in gradschool dogg, it's pretty much assumed that you drink every night. Personally, when I feel I've been drinking too much I switch to beer.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 07 Oct 2009, 21:53
But it's making my life even harder!  Also, beer is worse for me.  I need to drink two or three to get a decent buzz going, but if I'm just sitting by myself, it takes too long to drink two or three beers.  Maybe I need to drink with people more.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 08 Oct 2009, 20:42
drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk

I failed a math exam today, and I'm celebrating.  What the Fuck?

This took me so long to type.

EDIT: The epilogue to this post is that I got horrendously sick maybe an hour later and needed like 5 people to look after me.  Hopefully that won't happen again in the future.
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Post by: Finin on 09 Oct 2009, 06:34
og kush


I just pick up a quarter of the same and it almost looked like more then a half, but can I say holy shit I don't even know what to do with myself after smoking this stuff.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 09 Oct 2009, 08:33
gin+tonics, what is up

last night was fun we should hang out more gin+tonics

I don't have tonic water.  Or limes!  I will be fixing the second one definitely, because I just bought some cachaca.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Oct 2009, 15:53
I DRANK SO MUCH WONDERFUL BEER ALL AFTERNOON AW FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Post by: BlakeJustBlake on 10 Oct 2009, 16:16
Edward 40z Hands last night, nearly pissed myself.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 10 Oct 2009, 16:18
Guys, last night I drank in a social setting for the first time in a while!  It was cool, but I think that I can't shut up when I start drinking.  Not that I'm generally a taciturn person.  It just gets worse when I drink, so hopefully I didn't annoy my friends very much.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Oct 2009, 17:10
WOIOOOOOO MROE BEER
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 10 Oct 2009, 22:32
I can't shut up when I start drinking.

Aw, hey, me too!

Also, Sam Adams fall collection is so delicious.
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Post by: sean on 11 Oct 2009, 10:17
soooooooooooooooooooooo blazed last night. for soooooooo long too.

excellence.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 12 Oct 2009, 17:54
Drinking on a Monday night for the second weekend in a row.  But this time I don't actually have class tomorrow, so I should be fine.  And I'm drinking Magic Hat #9, which I wasn't sure I liked, but I've decided I was drinking it too cold, because it tastes really great tonight.

EDIT: Now I'm drinking Saranac Black and Tan, and dear god it is amazingly good.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 12 Oct 2009, 21:58
Been drinking tonight.  There was Rochester musician thing tonight at a bar, and I got to talk with music people, which I always enjoy.  I just need to get started talking with jazz people.  I think I'm going to drink every night this week.  It's going to be great.  I don't have a vacation (see blog thread for details), but at least I can set my own damned hours.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 12 Oct 2009, 22:36
Happy Columbus Day!

auuughhhhhhhh
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Post by: greenMonkey on 14 Oct 2009, 13:37
Dear internet,

Just got my official, Royally-certified British pub pint glass in the mail, and of course had to test it out with a delicious pint of Saranac Black and Tan.

Drinking on a Wednesday: I am officially a degenerate.
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Post by: Reed on 14 Oct 2009, 13:46
You're joking, right? I just spent almost 4 hours in a bar with Tyler and his sister in the middle of my work day, and I don't consider myself a degenerate.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 14 Oct 2009, 15:14
Yeah so it turns out my friends and family are all degenerates
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Post by: greenMonkey on 14 Oct 2009, 16:13
Yes, I was indeed joking.

On a side note, attitudes towards alcohol consumption at my college (and thus, by completely unfounded extrapolation, American undergraduate institutions in general) are completely ass-backwards.  Basically, according to the majority, or at least most vocal contingent of the student population, it is perfectly okay to drink until you vomit all over the place, but only on Thursday-Saturday nights.  If you drink on any other day of the week, or if you consume any alcohol before 8pm, you are automatically an alcoholic (whereas if you get sick every weekend you're just having a good time).
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 14 Oct 2009, 19:05
Unless you go to the same school as me, then yes your extrapolation regarding all American universities is completely true.
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Post by: BlakeJustBlake on 15 Oct 2009, 04:55
That may be true for people who don't really drink often, then I think the rule of thumb is that if they see you drunk more than twice in the same month outside of a party/bar/weekend setting then you're an alcoholic to them.
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Post by: Liz on 15 Oct 2009, 05:54
Jens I love your sig quote. This is the first time I've noticed it and it made me giggle quite a bit.

Also yayyy drunk train ride?
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 15 Oct 2009, 11:26
On a side note, attitudes towards alcohol consumption at my college (and thus, by completely unfounded extrapolation, American undergraduate institutions in general) are completely ass-backwards.  Basically, according to the majority, or at least most vocal contingent of the student population, it is perfectly okay to drink until you vomit all over the place, but only on Thursday-Saturday nights.  If you drink on any other day of the week, or if you consume any alcohol before 8pm, you are automatically an alcoholic (whereas if you get sick every weekend you're just having a good time).

It depends on who you ask.  You see, we had a large contingent of food and bev workers (I was an honorary member, being a musician) and their weekends are not the same as normal people's weekends.  So, I probably went to more parties not on weekends than on weekends.  Drinking was also something that you did while you ate lunch.  Always.  Unless the place didn't serve alcohol, but that just meant you didn't go to the right place.

I think that probably the worst thing in the world is sitting on the last train home while completely smashed, having to stay awake so as to not miss your stop. There is a constant worry of "did the train just pass my station while I was asleep?" and just general dread that you'll throw up on some poor conductor.

Last time I rode on a train by myself after drinking, I just needed to pee really badly.  As soon as my stop was reached (which was conveniently the final stop), I peed in the long grass next to the station.
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Post by: Cernunnos on 15 Oct 2009, 16:12
wheeee

nicely buzzed. meebo is being boring. that is all. thank you.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 15 Oct 2009, 19:35
Killing my Magic Hat #9 out of my brand new OFFICIAL BRITISH PUB PINT GLASS.  It has the Queen's seal and everything.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 15 Oct 2009, 20:18
I cannot for the life of me imagine the Queen drinking out of a pub pint glass.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 15 Oct 2009, 20:18
You don't think she could go for a pint of lager?

p.s.  I'm thinking that maybe Bluecoat should not be in really dry martinis.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 16 Oct 2009, 20:40
The Queen has no fucking class. Bitch eats Cadbury's fingers like there's no tomorrow. And yes I am drunk but that is still legit fact. However, she has so little class I suspect the pint thing still wouldn't work, she's probably all about vodka and red bull and doesn't know her way around a pint of decent ale.

I got freaked out earlier by that bit of footage of Thatcher pruning some roses. That shit should not be allowed on TV at times when drunks might be watching.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 16 Oct 2009, 22:13
OM NOM NOM Dogfish Head and Saranac Pumpkin Ale.  And Gin and Tonics with shitty gin.  DRUNK.

I probably will be tomorrow as well, though not as much.  I'm going to a "screw dance", so named because you are randomly matched with your date and you either like them enough that you screw them or they are a terrible person and you get screwed.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 16 Oct 2009, 23:02
Beer!  PBR!
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Post by: BlakeJustBlake on 17 Oct 2009, 04:01
Thank you for making 10 dollar gallons of wine, Carlo rossi, you have made many of my nights possible.
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Post by: Ballard on 17 Oct 2009, 14:24
Sam, this is not the first time you have mentioned tall boys in a bragging tone.

You do realize that tall boys share a level of class with the following:

fucking your buddy's girlfriend while listening to Insane Clown Posse
fucking Insane Clown Posse while listening to your buddy's girlfriend
jenkem
Kanye West's entourage (http://shadowsmakeflight.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/l-730-450-70b32ce6-55a8-43b2-a355-8efc1a57d4ab.jpeg)
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Oct 2009, 14:27
Tall boys are also acceptable for hipsters, which is funny because hipsters, in general, are not acceptable.
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Post by: scarred on 17 Oct 2009, 18:30
Havin' some brews (Full Moon Winter Ale is awesome), eatin' Spaghettios, and watchin' the Office. It's only 6:30 and the night is already off to a good start.

(Yesterday we began and finished a Heineken mini-keg. Glorious.)
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Post by: Lummer on 17 Oct 2009, 21:14
I am drunk and emotional. This sucks.

The only girl that has openly admitted to wanting me, has a boyfriend. Granted, that boyfriend hasn't fucked her for three months, but still. I feel kinda shitty about this.
I know I'm an alright dude. I know I'm not hideous, but... What the fuck you guys?!

Just why is it, that females are more attracted to complete assholes and douches, than me!? I'm a good guy, goddamnit. I just want a sweet, good girl to settle down with and have a bunch of kids with. Is that really too much to ask?!
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Post by: Emaline on 17 Oct 2009, 22:09
I say just sleep with her, and see what happens next.



Though, I have had quite a few glasses of vodka with a tiny bit of juice. for color.


Did you know that pomegranate vodka, plus pomegranate limeade equal the greatest thing ever?
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Oct 2009, 22:44
I would disagree, because it doesn't include gin.  I've realize that I need to do something right now (drink more gin).

p.s.  Depression!  It's great because it results in more drinking.
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Post by: scarred on 18 Oct 2009, 00:01
Depression is life's way of saying you're not drunk enough.
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Post by: Eris on 18 Oct 2009, 00:53
Guess who bought a bottle of 42 below today? I did!

Unfortunately I am not on my actual computer, so no amusing taco pictures from me tonight. Maybe some angry posts in QCD, who knows.
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Post by: Joseph on 18 Oct 2009, 00:57
Half a bottle of wine, discussion of Heidegger Nabokov etc, beers, meeting Alley's hockey team, bike rides, circumspect vodka, religion, friend's house more vodka and talk of teenagehood, attempt to go dancing, talking with roommates until four.

Good night.
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Post by: BlakeJustBlake on 18 Oct 2009, 03:49
Today I discovered the magic of personal sized liquor bottles. I also discovered that I will drink a 375ml bottle of Jack daniels like it's coca cola. Magically I also discovered that I have amazing tolerance.
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Post by: Eris on 18 Oct 2009, 04:33
drunk drunk drunk. Also, I feel like I should be indignant about the flippant talk about depression and drinking because my father (who is clinically depressed) is an alcoholic and it is because of his depression that he became more of an alcoholic, and both conditions are kinda serious and because of them I am kinda screwed in the head and paranoid that I am going to turn into a depressed alcoholic like him.

but I am too drunk to care that much. Woo?
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Post by: Liz on 18 Oct 2009, 08:22
Just why is it, that females are more attracted to complete assholes and douches, than me!? I'm a good guy, goddamnit. I just want a sweet, good girl to settle down with and have a bunch of kids with. Is that really too much to ask?!

I'd hit it.

Just sayin'.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 18 Oct 2009, 09:03
You may take that as an insult or a compliment, as you will (particularly in view of the fact that this is the drunk thread).
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 18 Oct 2009, 12:00
I got to order my first alcoholic drink at a restaurant last night! It was a milkshake with Bailey's. Girly drink, maybe. But it was so goddamed delicious.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 18 Oct 2009, 13:03
If you live in a Midwestern state (save Illinois) or some Eastern states, try out Bell's Brewery (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell's_Brewery).  I've only had about six, but all of them were excellent.
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Post by: Ballard on 18 Oct 2009, 18:07
went to a bar by Columbia University last night. classic ivy league dive bar, warm atmosphere, good vibes, strong drinks, fantastic burgers

got well and good trashed. oktoberfest is a nice beer when it is on tap all night. I also had tap guinness for the first time and realized that it is chocolatey. the bottled crap is not at all.

also rounds of jameson and numerous bowls throughout the night
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Post by: greenMonkey on 20 Oct 2009, 14:07
This weekend I will be having chill nights w/ good beers on Thursday and Friday, then absolute drunken craziness on Saturday following the first a cappella concert of the year.  I am so pumped.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 20 Oct 2009, 14:31
high
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 22 Oct 2009, 17:48
get upah (get on up)
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 22 Oct 2009, 17:50
stay on the scene (get on up)
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 22 Oct 2009, 17:52
uh-like a sex machine-uh (get on up)
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Post by: Dimmukane on 23 Oct 2009, 14:36
birthday bowl of og kush

huge-ass pint of chocolate oak-aged yeti

brutal legend

heaven
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Post by: Toba on 23 Oct 2009, 22:12
Sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 23 Oct 2009, 22:13
WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET OUT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCUKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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Post by: greenMonkey on 24 Oct 2009, 17:13
BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER

Everyone sing with me!

BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER BEER
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Post by: Light Engine on 24 Oct 2009, 18:54
Cheap vodka is gooood. Bad DJs are not
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Post by: Emaline on 24 Oct 2009, 19:10
Ginnnnn



tooonniiiic


yesssssssssssssssss
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 24 Oct 2009, 22:23
Gin is awesome with gin, too.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 24 Oct 2009, 23:41
Gin is pretty good.

I like beer too.  I have had a lot of it tonight.  And I still have a lot in my room.  Oh well.  Save it for later.
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Post by: scarred on 24 Oct 2009, 23:47
Gin is great. One time we had it in a V8 juice bottle. It was gone very quickly, and we stumbled home very slowly.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 25 Oct 2009, 09:36
That happens.  Last night I had mulled wine, and it was really good.  Ginger, citrus, cinnamon, star anise and that's all I remember going into the pot.  Apparently it was a "Joy of Cooking" recipe.  Try it, because it's definitely good!
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Post by: BlakeJustBlake on 25 Oct 2009, 18:32
last night was one of my room mates birthdays (I have 4 room mates) and so we had a huge party in his 21st honor. Three bands came and played, we had a good gallon and a half of Everclear (mixed with various things. The majority of my room mates threw up, one of my friends vomited in my bed. People were over until 1pm when I finally passed out, still drinking vodka. What a great night.
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Post by: Reed on 25 Oct 2009, 22:03
You know what's tasty? Imperial pumpkin ale. Specifically, if such ale is 8% ABV. On top of that, it had a label with a jack-o-lantern wearing a crown, cape and wielding a scepter, leading an army of other jack-o-lanterns.
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Post by: Joseph on 25 Oct 2009, 23:16
Gin is awesome with gin, too.

Also with the most miniscule amount of vermouth possible.  Shaken with ice.  Served with a twist of lemon.
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 25 Oct 2009, 23:36
Joseph why do you say such hurtful things?



:[ :[
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Joseph on 25 Oct 2009, 23:46
Because I know of your masochistic tendencies.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 26 Oct 2009, 00:38
A good martini does not:

* Skimp on the vermouth. Vermouth is a fantastic mixer, don't be a kid and dismiss it.
*Get shaken. Unless you like your drinks watered down, can I interest you with a premixed vodka drink maybe?


I do approve of the citrus though I personally prefer lime.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 26 Oct 2009, 20:44
Plans for Friday: getting high, consuming good beer, reading the worst play ever written with a group of friends.  I'm looking forward to it.
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Post by: BlakeJustBlake on 26 Oct 2009, 23:17
Halloween weekend this weekend! So much partying is planned.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 27 Oct 2009, 07:49
A good martini does not:

* Skimp on the vermouth. Vermouth is a fantastic mixer, don't be a kid and dismiss it.
*Get shaken. Unless you like your drinks watered down, can I interest you with a premixed vodka drink maybe?


I do approve of the citrus though I personally prefer lime.

Agree with the second, could not agree less on the first.  A very small amount of vermouth changes the flavor a lot.  Any more and any of the subtleties that the gin has are going to be lost.  I like mine all the way straight up.
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 27 Oct 2009, 17:18
the worst play ever written

Oleanna?
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 27 Oct 2009, 18:45
Why does Rogue gin taste so good?  Is it the same reason Rogue brewery makes fantastic beers?  Is it the same reason Rogue creamery (loose relation) makes phenomenal cheeses?  Is Oregon really that awesome?
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Post by: Reed on 27 Oct 2009, 18:51
No.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 27 Oct 2009, 19:44
the worst play ever written

Oleanna?

Worse.  Somehow.

I actually haven't read it yet, I've just heard about it.  It seems to be one of those "so bad it's good" kinds of things.
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 27 Oct 2009, 20:22
Oi. Didn't think anything *could* be worse than that. What is it?
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Post by: allison on 27 Oct 2009, 20:33
Who taught you Oleanna? Or performed it for you? If you think it's bad, they did it wrong.
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 28 Oct 2009, 11:35
How about a pretty terrible director for it? Though, to be fair, that would ruin almost any play. The guy who played the professor was decent; the girl, not so much.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 28 Oct 2009, 12:03
Oleanna better be a bottle of moonshine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 29 Oct 2009, 13:27
Dear Thursday,

I currently have a six pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, a six pack of Guinness, a fall-themed variety box of 12 Saranac beers, and a winter-themed box of 12 Sam Adams beers sitting on the floor of my room.  I am so excited for good beer!

Love,
Me
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Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Oct 2009, 14:11
I miss Gulden Draak.
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 29 Oct 2009, 16:51
Just finished teaching my last class of the semester. I am so relieved. Time to go crack open a few bottles of Sam Adams Irish Red.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 29 Oct 2009, 21:59
Buzz buzz buzz

Guys, Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is really really good.  I had a great, chill, Thursday night with 3 friends of mine where we sat around, talked about music, and drank some pretty good beer.  I have to say, I'm not really a fan of the Sam Adams Cranberry Lambic or Guiness from a bottle, but it was definitely a wonderful night and I am now perfectly buzzed and ready to sleep.
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 29 Oct 2009, 23:33
part of recent pickup (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2517/4051030936_45589ac104_b.jpg)
detail shots: . (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2779/4050286683_1b8d6222b4_b.jpg) . (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3479/4051028206_923f1be1e5_b.jpg) . (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2694/4050284169_aab31df948_b.jpg)
You are certainly a lucky person, Sam.
God, that stuff must smell terrific.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 30 Oct 2009, 14:40
Somehow tomorrow I have to be at six flat parties + dj at the same time, but tonight it's dead.

No matter, beer + weed + homemade pizza + flatmates : all good.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 30 Oct 2009, 15:10
my bag smells like a tropical wonderland whenever i open it

man, if you are ever in NW Washington, remind me to get you some really good stuff.

the south ain't got shit (at least not at the reasonable prices that we do). the stuff my parents smoke will make your fucking head spin. hell, it makes my head spin like a top with one hit and i smoke alot.
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Post by: Toba on 30 Oct 2009, 15:15
man, if you are ever in NW Washington, remind me to get you some really good stuff.

INTERNET DRUG DEALER MODE ENGAGE
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 30 Oct 2009, 15:17
who's talking about drugs?

not me.
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Post by: Toba on 30 Oct 2009, 22:25
im durnk hahhahah WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 30 Oct 2009, 22:34
I got high for the first time ever tonight, then had gin and tonics, then had beer, then had nothing, and now I'm having more beer! WEEEE!
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Post by: I Am Not Amused on 31 Oct 2009, 00:42
I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ackblom12 on 31 Oct 2009, 00:51
A good question was brought up tonight. If you give Zombie Jesus a lapdance... is it praise or is it blasphemy?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 31 Oct 2009, 02:50
It depends on if any bits fall of or not.

*  *  *
Went to the Doctor's office for a bad cough, and he found that I have some weird lung infection. In addition to an antibiotic, he gave me a codeine-based cough syrup.
It ain't really doing shit for the cough, but god damn do I feel great!

I need to play with my hair for a while...
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 01 Nov 2009, 10:00
Got Drigh as hell last night. Twas awesome.
Until I started with the internal monologue.
Tried to open a Guinness Draught (sp?) on the side of a table.
Oops. Table lost.
Host was (I think) a bit of a dick about it, but then we were both drunk so I don't know.
(I.E. a very small part of the table came off under the bottle cap)
(If you're reading this dude, I'm really sorry about that.)

So, last night.
Drank a bit, had half a pizza (split with me best mate).
Drank more, played beer pong. Got in a circle in the garage, shared someone's piece. Smoked.
Drank more.
Drank more.
(table incident)
Played Kings.
Owned everyone as Thumb-Master.  :-P
Drank more.
Smoked some more. HOT girl brought some, didn't have a piece, I had my oney (hard-core sp?)
Went back inside.
Drank more.
...
Woke up.

Came home, went to sleep. Had a bad dream.  :police:
Drank: A swig of Jameson. A couple swigs of Camelot Mead. One Killian's. Six beer pong cups of Killian's. Two Guinness Draughts. Two or three glasses of Seagram's and Coca-Cola.

Fun times.
Sorta.
Damn social events.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 01 Nov 2009, 22:11
Sipping a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale before getting ready to turn in after finishing some disgusting math work.
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Post by: ummmkay on 02 Nov 2009, 11:13
guys i usually do not drink more than a couple of beers because i have to drive home at the end of the night, but friday night i didn't and i had 2 shots and 4 beers in just over an hour. apparently i am an adorable and very affectionate drunk!
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Post by: sean on 02 Nov 2009, 19:52
just hit up a few leftover tall boys from saturday night.

shit's cool.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 05 Nov 2009, 08:31
Throwing a couple brewskies in the fridge for tonight.  I have a math exam, and once I finish it I'm getting some pizza and heading back to my room for a date with alcoholic goodness.

P.S. Since arriving at the college the majority of my posts have been in this thread.  I think this is a positive thing.
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Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2009, 08:44
part of recent pickup (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2517/4051030936_45589ac104_b.jpg)
detail shots: . (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2779/4050286683_1b8d6222b4_b.jpg) . (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3479/4051028206_923f1be1e5_b.jpg) . (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2694/4050284169_aab31df948_b.jpg)

8)

I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

You can't begin to understand how unnecessary this is.

my bag smells like a tropical wonderland whenever i open it

man, if you are ever in NW Washington, remind me to get you some really good stuff.

the south ain't got shit (at least not at the reasonable prices that we do). the stuff my parents smoke will make your fucking head spin. hell, it makes my head spin like a top with one hit and i smoke alot.

:roll:

EDIT:

capybaras get crunk

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Capybara_baby_bottle.jpg)
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 05 Nov 2009, 08:55
I'm at the Pizza Hut. I'm at the Taco Bell. I'm at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.

You can't begin to understand how unnecessary this is.

Unless one can order a chalupa pizza, because then it would be twice the gross for the price of one, and that's not as unnecessary as we'd like to pretend.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 05 Nov 2009, 21:47
Wow I am surprisingly drunk tonight.  I had a math exam, and I think I did pretty well on it, plus it's Thursday, so I figured I could celebrate a little, so I did a bit of session drinking with the remainders of my stash.  A pint of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, a couple Saranac IPAs, a Saranac Caramel Porter, and a Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale in the space of a little over 2.5 hours.  I was really tired though, which may help explain why I feel so drunk.
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Post by: Beren on 06 Nov 2009, 00:08
Good lord, I am far too high for the internet. Hung out with the girl my girlfriend and I asked out, with still no response, tonight. She decided she would feel a lot better smoking than paying attention to her terrible case of the flu. She still said she's "thinking about it". Oh well.

Woo water bongs. And Rogue Dead Guy on tap.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 06 Nov 2009, 11:37
I am so jealous of you for being somewhere where they have Dead Guy on tap.
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Post by: sean on 06 Nov 2009, 12:15
at two am last night me and the kids ran into a very drunk person. we all hung out until 6 am.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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Post by: Reed on 06 Nov 2009, 18:35
Why are my friends still deciding which bar we should go to? This is Vernon, there are only like 3 choices within 24 miles.

 I want to be drunk nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!
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Post by: Yayniall on 06 Nov 2009, 19:43
I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT
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Post by: Aurjay on 06 Nov 2009, 20:00
tonight its 151 and Malibu mixed with pineapple juice. Tomorrow is beer pong and more liquor. Man i love being in the Army
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 07 Nov 2009, 05:32
I totally had a food fight last night.

Also: open bar yeaaaah.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Nov 2009, 14:02
today jogged almost 2 miles without stopping (new record)

today high on tropical weed

today listening to this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHTCmxQ4d4)

today gonna go out to powerplant with some old friends

today was pretty good
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Post by: greenMonkey on 07 Nov 2009, 14:43
Saddened by a lack of ingredients for gin and tonics.  Oh well, guess I'll stick to beer tonight.
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Post by: Cernunnos on 07 Nov 2009, 19:17
drinking and meeboing is both legal and a good idea
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Post by: sean on 08 Nov 2009, 00:37
man

tonight went from nothing to do to hey party drinking in like, 30 seconds.

except i went with two gay kids who just wanted to leave and go back to their house so i only got a beer and a rum and coke in. was plesantly drunk but i sobered up way too fast.

i could really go for a good long drunken night.
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Post by: Toba on 08 Nov 2009, 13:28
Last night was fun.
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Post by: sean on 08 Nov 2009, 13:43
drinkin tonight whoo!
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Post by: greenMonkey on 08 Nov 2009, 15:23
Next weekend is homecoming weekend for my college, and we are playing our archrival school for the football game.  Now, I'm not really one to be absolutely crazy about college athletics, or to go crazy with school spirit, but I am looking forward to next weekend.  Why?  Because homecoming is basically the best possible excuse for consuming alcohol in large quantities for an extended period of time!

I have to procure more alcohols though.  I and my friends have gone through the large stash of beer that I laid in a week and a half ago way too fast.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 08 Nov 2009, 16:25
Because homecoming is basically the best possible excuse for consuming alcohol in large quantities for an extended period of time!

You're forgetting days that end in "y."
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Post by: Reed on 08 Nov 2009, 16:28
People typically don't learn that lesson until they start grad school.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 08 Nov 2009, 16:32
Man, I was totally ahead of the curve on that one, then.
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 08 Nov 2009, 17:18
Enjoying. I am telling you that you are.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Nov 2009, 00:44
I want to knw who's fucking idea it was to put rum in the packnake batter
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Post by: sean on 09 Nov 2009, 10:27
goddamnit guys i need weed! i havent smoked in over a week and my roommate was supposed to bring some back from home but he coudn't get any and we have no good dealers here FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 09 Nov 2009, 14:34
goddamnit guys i need weed! i havent smoked in over a week and my roommate was supposed to bring some back from home but he coudn't get any and we have no good dealers here FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Yours is truly a dire situation.
(Not being sarcastic)
I am sort of in the same boat.
Only, I could probably get some, but I has no monies.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Nov 2009, 15:24
sean drive up to baltimore county, there is tons here
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Post by: sean on 09 Nov 2009, 18:22
dude i dont even have a drivers license.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Nov 2009, 18:37
catch a ride, or take the green jet
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Post by: Reed on 09 Nov 2009, 21:41
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Dogfish 120 minute IPA fucks your shit up!!

Now I can't stop listening to Andrew W.K. (fuck my sleeping roommate!!)!!!!
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Post by: Toba on 09 Nov 2009, 21:50
Fucking people while they are asleep is rape, Reed.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 10 Nov 2009, 16:41
Making up my alcoholic shopping list for the weekend:
6 pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale
6 pack of Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA
6 pack of Woodchuck Draft Cider
750ml bottle of Bombay Sapphire Gin
Tonic Water
LIMES BITCHES
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 10 Nov 2009, 20:34
what is UP (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2534/4093766292_dc3f73135e_b.jpg)

friend got a $30 vape off ebay; it had pretty decent reviews, it's analog, and cheap. i am excited!
God damn, Sam. You always have the most delicious looking herbs.
(Unless that was a stock photo, in which case, I knew that.)
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Post by: sean on 10 Nov 2009, 20:36
trust me thats not a stock photo
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Post by: allison on 11 Nov 2009, 15:08
I should really have cards made up.

Dear ______,
Sorry for ____________ when I was drunk.
Love,
Allison
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Post by: I Am Not Amused on 11 Nov 2009, 16:19
Those are cards for a dude. If you have a vagina the proper card is:

Dear ______,
You're welcome for ____________ when I was drunk.
Love,
Allison
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 11 Nov 2009, 16:20
I should really have cards made up.

Dear ______,
Sorry for ____________ when I was drunk.
Love,
Allison

I think everyone needs those cards.



Their name should replace yours, I guess.
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Post by: sean on 11 Nov 2009, 23:12
oh god. stoned for the first time since halloween. so its an after a draught. after mostly band expensive weed. maybe its just cause i a stretch, but god this shit is good.

like how long it tooked to type that. holy damn.

also just had a really positive experience. ive been dealing with a whole slew of stupid emotional dramatic bullshit recently and i just smoked weed with a fellow music major i didnt know to well. such a positive break. we connected over a mutual liking for botch, i guess.

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Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Nov 2009, 22:53
holy fuck
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 14 Nov 2009, 00:01
Everything was going fine until I switched to bourbon. 

Then it started going excellent.
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Post by: Finin on 14 Nov 2009, 15:10
I got a new toy (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/third3y3/PB050099.jpg) and some amazing kush (http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/third3y3/PB050097.jpg) for my birthday, happy birthday to me.
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Post by: sean on 14 Nov 2009, 16:31
was so baked last night.

slept from like 1am to like 3 pm and didnt fully recover till around 6ish
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Post by: greenMonkey on 14 Nov 2009, 18:02
I have been drinking fairly regularly since 10am, when I had a delicious gin and tonic (a double), and then progressed to hard cider, then rum and coke (a lot, each with 2.5 shots of rum), then beer, then another gin and tonic, then a slight break, but now I've had a few beers and I'm rocking yet another delicious gin and tonic.  Woo homecoming.  Even though we lost the football game, it was a fucking great day.

Edit: Om nom nom tasty food and good beer, and Decemberists to top everything off.  Excellent.

Edit 2: And now the beer is gone.  So on to another double g and t.  And some Jets to Brazil.  Tonight is so wonderfully chill.

Edit 3: WOOO double g and t and drunk drunk drunk drunk.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 15 Nov 2009, 16:32
i am slowly rediscovering how much i love red stripe. woot.
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Post by: öde on 16 Nov 2009, 06:07
Oh my head. Working drunk and hungover again, woo!
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Post by: Gemmwah on 17 Nov 2009, 00:35
hangoverrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by: Gemmwah on 17 Nov 2009, 01:46
i can't decide if coffee has made this thing better or worse, cause now i'm still hungover but i'm really really awake.
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Post by: Ballard on 17 Nov 2009, 17:12
Guys, we shall now debate the benefits smoking out of a bowl vs. a (real wooden) pipe. I have a pipe which I once bought for smoking pipe tobacco but then I realized that I really don't like pipe tobacco much. I don't have a bowl but I've been meaning to invest in one for ages. Most often I use my one-hitter which is a little metal tube disguised as a cigarette and it makes everything taste shitty and metallic but is hella convenient.

Also has anyone here tried blueberry yum yum?
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Post by: Dimmukane on 17 Nov 2009, 17:30
the big thing about wooden pipes is that they tend to get a little hot after all of the repeated lightings
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Post by: Ballard on 17 Nov 2009, 17:55
I dunno man, I spent my entire weekend with a wooden pipe and blueberry yum yum and it was a weekend well spent.

Yeah, it's a decently nice pipe so I wouldn't pull it out to smoke with for hours between ten people but I feel like it'd be nice to smoke out of alone. I have never had a smoother hit than from a pipe.
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Post by: Beren on 18 Nov 2009, 11:17
My father passed down a wooden pipe to me when I was 18. It was gold on the bottom, around a handle like carving. He never explicitly said it was for weed, but it was. And is. It's quite smooth. But maybe a decade of use is the reason.
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Post by: öde on 18 Nov 2009, 11:35
We saw the best pipe in Camden but I think it was a little broken so I couldn't justify spending £35 on it. As far as I remember it had an awesome carving of a buffalo on it.
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Post by: Jace on 18 Nov 2009, 12:07
Now I can't stop listening to Andrew W.K. (fuck my sleeping roommate!!)!!!!

This pretty much sealed the deal that I have to get wasted with you, Reed.
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Post by: sean on 18 Nov 2009, 12:47
i mean i once lined the top of my pipe with weed and lit the first hit and had tobacco for the rest. it was weird after 15 minutes of nothing i realized i was fucking baked.

so i mean topping it off is cool, but i mean just get a fucking bowl. bowls are tite.
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Post by: sean on 18 Nov 2009, 23:34
hate smoking v. little. almost out and i wanted to save some for tomorrow. fuckin bummer. oh well tomorrow is gonna be my first day smoke at school, so im kinda stoked. gonna go explore n shit.
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Nov 2009, 21:19
I usually buy in bulk but I am all out and broke and so today I loaned a dime of what happily turned out to be really good shit from a buddy at school and did all my work and made a few calls and felt good about being responsible and then I got monstrously baked. Woo.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 21 Nov 2009, 21:50
I killed the last of a fifth of Bombay Sapphire that I had acquired, then had a shot of vodka and continued with a couple of beers.  Now I am coming off the backend of a wonderful drunk drunk drunk evening during which I danced with a couple of cute ladies and somewhat awkwardly made out with one of them on the dance floor.

It took me way too long to type this.
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Post by: Toba on 21 Nov 2009, 23:47
Impromptu drinking occurred last night.  Sam boston, sierra nevada pale, Jose.  Good times.
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Post by: De_El on 22 Nov 2009, 00:45
I'm not totally sober, but I'm not as drunk as I was. I didn't get very drunk tonight! I just had four or five glasses of wine, so it was a leisurely night.  A dear friend of mine decided she wanted a classy evening in, so she invited everyone on the stipulation that they dressed formally.

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/Darklinkeus/Photo54-1-1.jpg)

You know, white shirt, coat and tie. Some dress slacks. I think I did all right.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 23 Nov 2009, 23:07
WHEEEE a six pack of Hoegaarden (which is surprisingly good) and a shot of shitty vodka.  I am too drunk for a Monday night.  Oh well, it's not like I have to do anything tomorrow morning.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 24 Nov 2009, 05:18
hello hash

it's been a while
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Post by: sean on 25 Nov 2009, 12:43
it looks like im trying shrooms on friday.

stoked.
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Post by: Candle on 25 Nov 2009, 12:57
they are quite fun...

be prepared to learn the meaning of life and shortly after forget it
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Post by: scarred on 26 Nov 2009, 17:17
Not only am I not sober, I'm also not going to be even remotely hungry for the next week or so. Thanksgiving with the fam + Jameson, champaggin, and Captain Morgan = a very happy tummy.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 27 Nov 2009, 17:50
My family doesn't drink enough.  I have decided this.  Tonight I had a decidedly pretty good beer (Summit Extra Pale Ale) and a somewhat weak Scotch and water.
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Post by: Liz on 27 Nov 2009, 18:17
I enjoy that beer. It is a good beer.
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Post by: Dollface on 27 Nov 2009, 18:23
I enjoy that beer. It is a good beer.

me sober no im never soper!
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Post by: Yayniall on 27 Nov 2009, 18:30
The night started well with delicous manhattans but then Bath managed to be mind numblingly dull.
fucking bath
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Post by: öde on 27 Nov 2009, 18:55
HOW QUAINT IT'S 3AM
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Post by: Yayniall on 27 Nov 2009, 18:57
what time is it mister wolf?
(http://www.gladiatorszone.co.uk/_global/images/gladiators/male/wolf/biography.jpg)
dinner time.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooh shit
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Post by: sean on 27 Nov 2009, 22:25
so baked on the cliff tonight.

went to fucking g town of all places to hookah cause today was fuckin' weird and disorganized and then i ran into my old friend kat from dchc and her two friends and i chilled with them and hit a bowl for half an hour. so nice.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 27 Nov 2009, 23:01
      haaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    /
(http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/images/smiles/trex-omg.gif)
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Post by: A Wet Helmet on 28 Nov 2009, 16:15
I have the nicest, most mellow buzz now after having had some of this:

(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk232/Braindrool/bacardireservalimitada.jpg)

Nothing like a bit of rum that's old enough to drive. 
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 30 Nov 2009, 17:53
I went to a pub that has over 350 beers on offer. I had five different beers, each one from a different continent.

It was amazing, and I am now a little bit drunk.

Also Aventinus Weisse may be my favorite beverage now.
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Post by: plumbob78 on 30 Nov 2009, 18:17
There's a place like that near me. Almost all bottle, though.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Nov 2009, 18:29
Yeah, Max's Tap House drained me of 42 bucks a few weeks back. 
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 30 Nov 2009, 19:24
One of the places near where I lived in Charleston had a 100 and 200 beers club.  If you consumed 100 different beers (not in one sitting, you were limited to 5 per time so as not to encourage binge drinking one block away from a college), you would get your draft beer in a larger glass and a plaque on the wall with your name on it.  After consuming 100 other beers (with various challenges and stricter rules), you'd get an even bigger glass for your drafts, and another plaque in a more prestigious location.  I only made it to 100 beers before I moved (I did 60 of them in about three, maybe four weeks).  I loved that place.
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Post by: pilsner on 30 Nov 2009, 19:43
That's brilliant.  By the time you've consumed 100 beers at most of these beer library places where most of the bottled imported stuff goes for $10+ you've invested enough money in the place to have otherwise been part owner.  Also this is a shout-out to all you Torontonians who go to Smokeless Joes.  Please stop telling your friends about it.  Seriously.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 30 Nov 2009, 19:47
Oh, and they bought your 101st beer (in the big glass) and a celebratory shot, which probably about evens the score, monetarily.  I did learn about tons of really great beer (I'm not really sure if they had much bad beer).
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Post by: Toba on 30 Nov 2009, 22:17
You are not paying for alcohol.
You are not paying for company.
You are paying for selection of alcohol and company.
Bars are expensive.
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Post by: scarred on 30 Nov 2009, 22:20
rum rum rum rum rum rum rum rum rum rum
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Post by: pilsner on 30 Nov 2009, 22:40
Bars are expensive.

I understand the fundamentals.  That doesn't mean I'm going to pass up bitching about them.  The sad thing is Dieu du ciel tastes better bottled at 12$ than it does from the tap in Montreal at 8$ a pint.  I kind of wish I'd stuck with lager and avoided beer that aged.
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Post by: öde on 01 Dec 2009, 12:31
NNNGHN ALE
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 01 Dec 2009, 19:28
lots and lots of carlsberg.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 02 Dec 2009, 10:54
Dude, Flying Dog is a fantastic brewery that makes one of my favorite beers; Double Dog IPA.
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Post by: Ballard on 02 Dec 2009, 14:08
Heh my buddy's uncle co-owns Flying Dog so every once in a while he'll go visit and bring back a case or two.

I'm not a huge fan honestly.
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Post by: Ballard on 02 Dec 2009, 15:45
I have resolved never to post here sober again. Only high.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Dec 2009, 01:52
james boag's can eat a chubby

Wronggggg
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Post by: Dimmukane on 03 Dec 2009, 08:07
so I've heard about these brown x tablets with obama's face on them

I need to find one of these
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Post by: greenMonkey on 03 Dec 2009, 08:57
My absolutely insane schedule has prevented me from indulging in any delicious alcoholic beverages as of late, but as soon as the semester ends and I return to school for January term I will be restarting the mad beer consumption with a vengeance.  I'm finally getting a fridge for my room, and I plan on stocking it with copious amounts of deliciousness.  On that note, has anyone tried Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA or 90 Minute IPA?  I've heard very good things about both, and am interested in trying them.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 03 Dec 2009, 09:02
They are both very good.  The 90 minute is better, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with the 60 minute.
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Post by: Ballard on 03 Dec 2009, 09:31
so I've heard about these brown x tablets with obama's face on them

I need to find one of these

They're rumored to contain little to no MDMA but a lot of caffeine and piperazines. Which are just awful.
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Post by: Reed on 03 Dec 2009, 09:46
On that note, has anyone tried Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA or 90 Minute IPA?  I've heard very good things about both, and am interested in trying them.

The 90 minute is pretty much my default beer choice these days. If you can, try to find the 120 minute. They only brew it 3 times a year (I just got it a little more than a month ago, so it might be a while before it's in stock again) but it has 18-20% ABV!

On a related note, I have probably overdone it with the Robitussin and am really questioning my ability to do labwork/tutor right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 03 Dec 2009, 10:57
Had some hella tasty ales on the isle, I think my favourite two were Bear Ass and another one I can't remember the name of. Flowers gets an honourable mention for it's session enhancing properties.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 03 Dec 2009, 12:57
so I've heard about these brown x tablets with obama's face on them

I need to find one of these

They're rumored to contain little to no MDMA but a lot of caffeine and piperazines. Which are just awful.

I've heard this as well.  Stay away from basically any pill that's shaped like something instead of just being round, I've honestly never heard of a good one (and I've heard about all kinds ... Obamas, Bart and Homer Simpsons, Garfields, Smurfs, Snoopys, Transformers, the list goes on ... I haven't heard a good word about any of them.)

www.pillreports.com can usually tell you reasonably reliable general information about the quality of any given pill.  If you're lucky, a pill will show up on www.ecstacydata.org ... that site has lab results that tell you exactly what's in each one.

The best pills on the east coast these days are these orange "G-ladies" (http://www.pillreports.com/index.php?page=display_pill&id=17782) (meaning a capital G on one side and a mudflap lady silhouette imprint on the other).  They're completely bananas, easily the best pills I've ever seen.  If you can find these "Glocks" (http://www.ecstasydata.org/viewtablet.php?ID=1828) (they can be all different colors, I've seen blue, pink, and purple and heard of yellow and green as well), those are also quite good.  The blue stars (http://www.pillreports.com/index.php?page=display_pill&id=19635) are pretty good too, but it's likely that they've got a certain amount of methamphetamines in them, the effects apparently can be kinda tweaky.  I've heard that there are some excellent "Pokeball" pills around as well, but they're mainly on the West Coast.

Do not under any circumstances eat an E pill that you're not confident of.  Do not rely on what people tell you unless they have their own personal pill testing kit (in fact, it might be worth your while to pick one up for yourself, they're not expensive).  There's a TON of pills going around nowadays with piperazines in them, and they carry heavy risks of extremely unpleasant experiences and lasting side effects (panic attacks lasting several hours and insomnia for several days are not unheard of).  The worst part is that piperazines create experiences that are just close enough to MDMA to fool inexperienced users, and sometimes people will not realize that they've been burned even after the fact because they don't know the difference in the first place.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 04 Dec 2009, 14:37
My first E experience involved yellow Supermans (http://ecstasydata.org/viewtablet.php?ID=1741) which were cut with a shitload of meth.

Although in retrospect I don't understand how the effects of MDMA and speed could possibly intersect, it was a great fucking time.

(The link is to ecstasydata.org and therefore not sketchy)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 04 Dec 2009, 14:59
According to that link you ate 10 mg of MDMA per pill which is about 1/10 of a dose.  This means that any effects you felt were actually piperazine effects.  I'm glad you had a good time but if you ate a pill that matches up with the chemical analysis at that link, you didn't actually eat E, you ate a sad excuse for it.  It doesn't even look like those pills had all that much meth in them, even ... just pipes with enough MDMA to maybe test positive for the presence of the chemical.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thomas Edison on 04 Dec 2009, 15:27
My first pills were white and had the Mitisbushi logo on? A black man took them out of his crotch and gave them to me. London is a fun place.


In other news, Tescos now stocks VB!

(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/5599/picture75e.jpg)

It is very tasty beer and shows people that Fosters isn't all Australia does.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 04 Dec 2009, 19:02
GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAS NOT VERERGOCA CLEAR LIKE, FOREVER AGO. WHEN HE SAID THAT THIS WAS FOR DRUNKS ONLY?!

Guiness extra stout. Like drinking a loaf of malty bread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pilsner on 04 Dec 2009, 21:07
17 year old Bruichladdich.  Is so pretty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 06 Dec 2009, 20:54
GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING WAS NOT VERERGOCA CLEAR LIKE, FOREVER AGO. WHEN HE SAID THAT THIS WAS FOR DRUNKS ONLY?!

Even when I'm not drinking, I am a drunk.  Well, I am again.  I'm pretty terrible at being well-adjusted and I just want to be drunk now.

ETA:  Self-pitying aside, gin martinis made out of Rogue Gin are delicious.

To avoid double posting:  I ran out of Rogue gin and had go half and half with Hendricks.  It's pretty tasty anyways, but I had to add a little more vermouth because Hendricks has much more of a bite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pilsner on 08 Dec 2009, 06:47
Mmmm, pumpkin stout.  Excellent, I have a goal for this evening.

...

I failed in my goal and ended up with a pint of coffee stout and imperial stout, and now I'm drinking Talisker.  Ah Talisker.  If I ever to visit the Isle of Skye, I expect to have an obscure and disturbing sense of recognition.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 09 Dec 2009, 09:32
Five or six other people took the same E and everyone was rolling pretty hard. I assumed that the content info was a ratio and not the actual dosage.

That or I have the wrong data.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 11 Dec 2009, 14:43
When you haven't been able to drink for a while Carlsberg Export is some br00dal shid. It's good though, I am listening to the fine music that is grindcore.

You see, grindcore appeals to everyone with any sense. Want music that doesn't take itself too seriously? Lots of jokes in grindcore. Want some proper politics? Allow me to introduce you to my friends Agathocles (http://www.myspace.com/agathocles12). Do you like it hard as fuck? We've got you covered. Would an assault on the very concept as music as we know it appeal? It's all good. Are you interested in some gentle nu-folk? Fuck off you hippie scum and stop being such a useless prick.

See? It is the perfect music.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 11 Dec 2009, 14:49
Fuck off you hippie scum and stop being such a useless prick.

aww yeah


*see below*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 11 Dec 2009, 15:40
 :cry:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Dec 2009, 20:58
Agathocles (http://www.myspace.com/agathocles12)

Is one of my favourite dude names in Ancient History
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Dec 2009, 20:59
*snip VB*

It is very tasty beer and shows people that Fosters isn't all Australia does.

Oh for fuck's sake. VB is dogshit guys what the hell. If that is what passes for tasty beer over your way I am really, really not looking forward to the drinking scene when I get to 'murka

EDIT: I have been informed you are British. This is even more disappointing. Men with large mustaches and ill-fitting shirts are crying into their real ale right now, young man.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Dec 2009, 23:32
free drinks for 2 hours

it's amazing how much fluid one can ingest in that time
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 14 Dec 2009, 14:50
Last Saturday night I had a cast party for the play I'd been working on for a full 14 weeks (the entire semester).  Someone stayed up the night before and made 100 jello shots, which were all gone within the first hour.  I had maybe 4, then followed that with some pretty delicious IPA (Magic Hat Lucky Kat IPA, for those who are keeping score).  Once the beer ran out, I moved on to gin and tonics, and once the tonic ran out, straight gin.  Then some of us went outside and passed around some joints.  What occurred during this process of intake and immediately following must be one of the very best nights of my life.

Now I'm sipping on a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale before dinner, and then will be having some more beer later whilst I relax and listen to wonderful music.  This is reading period/finals week for me, so if I manage to get all my shit done by Friday (which I will) I plan on getting completely baked on Friday night, then possibly completely plastered.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 14 Dec 2009, 17:59
*snip VB*

It is very tasty beer and shows people that Fosters isn't all Australia does.

Oh for fuck's sake. VB is dogshit guys what the hell. If that is what passes for tasty beer over your way I am really, really not looking forward to the drinking scene when I get to 'murka

EDIT: I have been informed you are British. This is even more disappointing. Men with large mustaches and ill-fitting shirts are crying into their real ale right now, young man.

At a recent festival I drank a tinny of warm vb that had a small amount of sand in it. This is the quintessential australian drink.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lunchbox on 14 Dec 2009, 18:02
I have never seen anyone look so excited over VB
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zingoleb on 14 Dec 2009, 18:48
I went toa  freinds fuck

I watn

I went to a friend's house and just discovered backspace and I went to his house and I have new speakers I think that are like...$140. And we smoked three bowls of weed between us, and I ate a lot of Chinese food

Turns out being stoned while I drive may make me the safest driveroevererve

Turns out being stoned while I drive may make me the safest driver ever! See, I get real paranoid and assume every single other person on the road is a cop so I don't do stupid shit! And then I feel like I'm fucking flying and doing like 85 when I'm only doing 50 so I don't speak speed anymore!

Edit, oops

I think I tried to stalk someone but didn't manage it very well, though. I'm too polite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 14 Dec 2009, 21:15
Hilarious, Zingoleb.

PS I'm a little tipsy
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Dec 2009, 05:15
I ain't drunk but

HOLY FUCK GULDEN DRAAK ON TAP
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 15 Dec 2009, 08:29
Woke up drunk this morning.

Been sleeping on my desk for the past two hours.

Now hung over.


Bluuuuuuuuuuh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 18 Dec 2009, 05:24
I must needs be getting blazed tonight.  But I must need write a 15 page paper first.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thomas Edison on 18 Dec 2009, 17:39
We threw a suprise party for my grandads 88th. I am very bladdered and wanting some green.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zingoleb on 18 Dec 2009, 20:08
I like holy shit.

I mean, man. There was a Christmas party with my grandmother and my family and this guy made the motions of smoking up at me and then asked if I wanted to go for a walk with him. Went, ended up taking three huge, fast hits off his pipe because he could only get it lit once and the lighter was out.

Now, I'm pretty functional when high, but this shit knocked everything else I have ever had out of the ballpark. This was like having your brains beaten out with a gold brick wrapped up in hemp wrapping paper. I was so fucked up I would actually forget I'm talking to someone after every word. I saw a house and pointed at it and went, "What the heck is that?" before going, "Oh, it's a house." It was like watching a 3D movie with the red and blue glasses - shapes actually seemed to pop out at me. Everything had a slow trail of light moving behind it. This has been nothing like any pot I've ever smoked up before, and is actually more like reports I've heard of e. I'm still buzzed up and have to work in twenty minutes, shit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 18 Dec 2009, 20:16
Smoked up at your grandmother's Christmas party. Nice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 18 Dec 2009, 20:22
I smoked a ridiculously long blunt tonight, and was pretty fine for a while, but then just got hit and spent a very bizzarre 15 minutes waiting for a pizza then watched the second half of Black Hawk Down.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 18 Dec 2009, 21:51
Helped a buddy move in, celebrated with a big ass blunt, two pizzas and some good (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/2681/48139) beer (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/2681/48139).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 18 Dec 2009, 22:15
I'm about to go shovel my 75 meter long driveway for the third time this evening (and I'll probably have to do it at least 3 times tomorrow too) and then I think I'm going to get fucked up and get some sleep before the power goes out.

Hooray for snow storms that the region isn't prepared for.  Were I still living in Germany or even Omaha this would be no big deal.  The DC area though?  Yeah, we'll be snowed in and w/o power until Monday.  I have food, booze, kerosene, and a hell of a lot of firewood.  It should be a good weekend.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 Dec 2009, 22:43
fuck. i am d.r.u.n.k.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 19 Dec 2009, 00:23
baked
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zingoleb on 19 Dec 2009, 00:36
Smoked up at your grandmother's Christmas party. Nice.

Uncle's party. I ended up having to go to my grandmother's house which was terrible because I wanted to just laugh and laugh and laugh and I was doing it completely silently which was killing me to do but I had to, or else it would be all like:

"are you on the marijuana"
"yes gramma, i am on the marijuana gramma, i am sorry gramma"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 19 Dec 2009, 01:47
Avatar is so apt.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: plumbob78 on 19 Dec 2009, 16:30
While many others in the DC area are cowering at home, shitting themselves over the SNOWPOCOLYPSE (TM). I am out getting wasted.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 19 Dec 2009, 17:10
Man I was really fucking baked last night.  I've had a deliciously chill day, and now I've got a six pack of Hoegaarden and a six pack of Sierra Nevada to go through by the time I leave for home on Tuesday.  I foresee a good weekend/beginning of the week.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 19 Dec 2009, 17:51
dear plumbob

>:c
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 19 Dec 2009, 20:52
BOOM DRUNK.  I've still got some Hoegaarden and Sierra Nevada, and I stole a couple Blue Moon's from someone who clearly didn't need them.  Tomorrow should be fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 20 Dec 2009, 19:00
Always drive stoned, kids
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 20 Dec 2009, 22:24
YEARGH I watched The Matrix tonight with my a cappella friends whilst drinking some tasty beers and now I'm trying to avoid tomorrow's hangover by drinking water and eating some rice cakes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 21 Dec 2009, 05:58
Dear substance thread

Out of the last 12 days I have been baked for 11 of them

AM I DRUGGIN IT RITE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Dec 2009, 22:11
fuccin hgih
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zingoleb on 22 Dec 2009, 02:30
Why am I suddenly tempted to go through every single post in this thread, correct the grammar, and berate the non-sober person for every mistake?



I'm sorry guys, my douchiness is acting up again
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 22 Dec 2009, 03:21
Why am I suddenly tempted to go through every single post in this thread, correct the grammar, and berate the non-sober person for every mistake?

If you're currently not sober yourself, this is presumably acceptable; but as I'm making this comment while sober, I might get thrown out of here.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 22 Dec 2009, 06:08
oh god so much wine + beer = me wasted watching harry potter 2 while my phone dies. so much drunk texting though wooooo btw do not understand this forum's plaid hate. ya'll are fufkkin stoopid
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 22 Dec 2009, 08:07
Beware the drunken Grammar Nazi rampage!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ummmkay on 22 Dec 2009, 19:04
wish i was drunk right now
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 22 Dec 2009, 21:24
built a motherfuckin' igloo today

got high in it

dude it is so hardcore
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 22 Dec 2009, 21:27
I'm pretty sure my new years resolution is going to be "get high in more structures made out of ice".
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 23 Dec 2009, 18:01
So I have a little bit of a buzz and just poured myself another drink.    I've read all these studies lately that it is actually healthier to drink moderately than not at all, so I've been giving it a try as of late.

While I'm drinking, I'm doing some pretty heavy-duty, big brain engineering work on a critical network that will be on the news for days if it goes down.  People are going to fly to a site and implement that which I write in my design document tonight.   Y'all should be afraid.  (Clearly I'm in a "I don't give a fuck" place with my job at the moment)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 23 Dec 2009, 18:39
I feel you on the "what the hell people trust me to come up with ways to do things that affect a ton of people??" angle.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 23 Dec 2009, 18:57
Meh... it should be alright.  I've been doing this for a long time.  I'm basically rainman when it comes to doing subnet calculations in my head.   I just don't normally do them with a buzz.

I read it all again.  It looks like it should work.    I'm sure (I hope) one of my implementation engineers will catch it if I fucked up.   Off to get another drink.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 23 Dec 2009, 19:04
Well, I'm glad your epenis is in good health.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 23 Dec 2009, 21:00
my uncle participated in a beer exchange recently.

tonight was tasty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 23 Dec 2009, 23:32
Don't Get The Fluff In Your Stuff.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 24 Dec 2009, 18:35
Soberness is not to be tolerated during the holidays.  Hurrah!  I had some beers.  And a tasty tasty gin and tonic.  And now I'm going to church.  I think Jesus would be really silly when he was drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zingoleb on 24 Dec 2009, 21:20
Sodomy is not to be tolerated during the holidays. 

This is what I read. I do not know why I read this but this is what I read and it better not be true.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 24 Dec 2009, 22:39
Today we are having Christmas cocktails. Nom!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 24 Dec 2009, 22:54
christmas 160-proof rum laced eggnog + wiiiine muthafuckas
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 24 Dec 2009, 22:56
Man, I need to work out how to make sangria so I can make it at home and have sangria whenever I want rather than the rare occasion I go to Baja Cantina. Sangria is delicious and it might ease me into drinking wine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 25 Dec 2009, 21:08
Boom shwasty.  Who likes Rogue beers?  I likes Rogue beers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 26 Dec 2009, 06:11
jesus fucking christ christmas night and the next morning was chilling at friends house watched inglorious basterds again left went outside was 4 AM smoked cigarette callled buddy he invited me over to where he was at friend's house so much coke, weed, I only drank straight vodka but like three glasses, my girlfriend was fine but then suddenly when we were getting ready to go to grab a bite she passed out in the elevator drunk too much i guess took her outside she threw up everyone else ditched I took her home in a cab for $40 and everything is ok now jesus I'm still very drunk merry day after christmas everyone

<3 gene

EDIT: got ripped off by cabbie. he charged my card, said it didn't go through (I believed him cause there was a little less than the fare on the checking account) and then took all the cash I had (30 bucks) leading me to believe that he let me slide for 30 cash instead of 40. and then I see the account history and the motherfucker took $50 off the card (overdrew from the savings account) PLUS my 30 in cash. The fare was $43.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zingoleb on 28 Dec 2009, 02:20
Hire Tiger Woods' wife to beat his cab's windows in with a golf club.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 28 Dec 2009, 08:17
Nothing is right about how drunk Ive been and am this morning. Hip hip hooray fgor holiday!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 28 Dec 2009, 22:36
hey ha ha
best friends who are dating hey ha ha stop that ha it is not okay that you are hooking up on my couch you know i am uncomfortable with this lollol stop please

no seriously fuck you both this is horrible
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Spluff on 30 Dec 2009, 07:06
Would you drink a beer called 'hammer 'n' tongs draught'?

Yeah, that's probably a wise choice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 31 Dec 2009, 09:50
3 more days until I go back to school.  Then I will commence a period of month-long intoxication.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 31 Dec 2009, 22:21
had some wine with the family and now they are in bed.

so i broke out the whisky.

i am a terrible human being.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 01 Jan 2010, 14:10
I drank too much last night and I have only very recently stopped being somewhat hung over.

But it was a lot of fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 02 Jan 2010, 01:26
i didn't even know they made half-gallons of jameson

holy shit
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 03 Jan 2010, 08:23
The lining of my stomach bleeds in anticipation.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 03 Jan 2010, 14:17
got smoked up for the first time in about a month last night it was glorious.

then tequila shots were had.

those were glorious too.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 03 Jan 2010, 17:57
Would you drink a beer called 'hammer 'n' tongs draught'?

Yeah, that's probably a wise choice.

Hey I bought a case of this as an experiment!

The experiment was How Bad Can A $26 Case Be That I Ordered On The Internet And Had Delivered To My Door?

It was a pretty average aussie lager. Drinkable when cold.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 05 Jan 2010, 14:59
I just bought $75 worth of alcohol.  WEEEEEEEE>
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 05 Jan 2010, 15:11
You know what? I love the modern world. I can remember when if you were a bit boozed in your girlfriend's living room and quite naturally wanted to listen to some classic UK melodic punk you'd be shit out of luck, far away from your cherished Crackle! Records 7 inches. But now? Youtube furnishes me with Hooten 3 Car! Broccoli! Chopper! Southport! My word, they just don't do it like this anymore. Oh shit, this guy's even uploaded Amygdala by Breathe In! Fuck me I need more booze now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KaosPilot on 06 Jan 2010, 15:16
I have bee nloojfing for this sort of thread. A fried is enquiring abut vegetables and their suitability for stiry-frying,. They look find but are musky smelling. I said they should be fine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 06 Jan 2010, 19:27
hash + opium + sticky weed + pretty lights


HIGH HOW ARE YOU
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imapiratearg on 06 Jan 2010, 20:02
Kinda high I guess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 06 Jan 2010, 23:03
I'M HIGH ON SLEEP DEPRIVATION WOOOOOOOoo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 08 Jan 2010, 01:13
Good morning friends. The weather in my general area has been exceedingly precipitous today (When you do not rest from your day's ventures and slumber peacefully, four in the morning is still today (As in yesterday)).
I am rather fond of snow. Today was the first time I smoked outside in the snow. It is nice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 08 Jan 2010, 16:23
I have bee nloojfing for this sort of thread. A fried is enquiring abut vegetables and their suitability for stiry-frying,. They look find but are musky smelling. I said they should be fine.

You're named after an awesome band. I have not thought of them in many a moon, but you reminded me. Good effort.

Carlsberg Export continues to be cheap and highly alcoholic. Carry on.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 08 Jan 2010, 17:31
I was very drunk last night on intense vodka tonics.  Absolut Mandarin + Tonic Water + Limes = delicious.  Tonight I am limiting myself in anticipation for tomorrow, which holds to promise of weed and intoxication.  However, I did have a delicious bottle of Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, and now I'm sipping a Sierra Nevada Stout.

Edit: Pipe smoking and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.  Wonderful.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Jan 2010, 10:29
FUCK YEAH HENNEPIN


Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 09 Jan 2010, 12:45
Woo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 09 Jan 2010, 13:49
aw fuck

went hookah last night, hotboxed the friends car. sadly, i havent been smoking that much lately and i got hit way too hard and greened out. even threw up.

fuckin a guys i just wanna get baked and not have problems, you know?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Jan 2010, 14:11
I never have that problem unless alcohol is also involved, and a decent amount of it.  Maybe yr mind is playing tricks on you?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 09 Jan 2010, 14:17
i dunno ive seen people green out before. it happens. plus my tolerance is WAY down, the past two times ive smoked before this were separated by a month.

to be honest though it was kind of cool how high i was. i was battling the drug in my head to try to get sober/normal again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 09 Jan 2010, 14:26
A lot of people can feel sick when they smoke too much. Or at all, I met a guy who would get a literal green tinge when he smoked. I always used to think that was just a figure of speech.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 09 Jan 2010, 14:35
man i was hit so hard last night while riding home on metro i sent my friend a text saying im thinking of going edge.

of course today i feel just fine and i am totally down for drugs again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 09 Jan 2010, 20:03
huh blughghgh I am way too high right now.  I had some beers and a vodka tonic, and then I went and smoked a couple bowls with some friends of mine.  Now I am too fucked for life and I just went and satisfied some serious munchies.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 09 Jan 2010, 21:32
I try to keep my poisons separate for this very reason.

Mixin' liquor with the devil's lettuce gives me the spins.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 09 Jan 2010, 22:07
I am making up for not going out tonight due to family stuff by smoking up in bed.

Status: excellent
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 10 Jan 2010, 22:35
I need to check myself before I wreck myself. Too much of the lovely weeds lately.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Jan 2010, 02:08
I try to keep my poisons separate for this very reason.

Mixin' liquor with the devil's lettuce gives me the spins.

This!

I can't remember anything about Xmas past about 5pm for this reason. It's really quite embarrassing!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 12 Jan 2010, 18:25
guys, i am drinking strawberry-flavored beer tonight, is this awesome y/n?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pilsner on 13 Jan 2010, 07:45
Nice, Sam, Ommegang makes some fine beers.  Bring some up to Toronto for me wouldya? 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pilsner on 13 Jan 2010, 10:30
GROW UP FASTER

Ontario has a "liquor monopoly" through which the "government" determines what we are able to legally purchase.  In their infinite wisdom, they have declined to import Ommegang brews, possibly as a protectionist measure for domestic microbrews, or possibly because they are idiots. 

Which means that I don't get Ommegang brews unless I bring back a couple bottles after visiting New York (and I'm limited to 1.5L after which I have to pay duty approximately equal to the value of the bottle) or import a case myself and pay duty on that.

You see, Canada's a socialist paradise and everything but there is a dark side.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 13 Jan 2010, 14:34
Annoyingly New Hampshire has a) a liquor monopoly and b) an absolutely RIDICULOUS beer certification that a beer must pass to be sold here.

This has 3 results.
1) we have a slightly reduced variety of liquor.
2) our liquor is VERY CHEAP.
3) our beer variety is restricted.

It is Super Lame.. except for the cheap cheap liquor part.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pilsner on 13 Jan 2010, 20:27
I'd rather one bottle of Delirium Tremens than a case of Natty Light.  I mean that.

Oh, rocking the 10 year old Auchentoshen tonight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Jan 2010, 20:37
I'd rather one bottle of Delirium Tremens than a case of Natty Light.

TRUE DAT
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 13 Jan 2010, 22:54
I THIRD THIS MOTION.

I just suffered through a game of 100-cup beer pong with some of my hall-mates.  Oh god Keystone Light is truly the devil's piss.  Unfortunately, I'm running out of alcohol and I'm also running out of money.  However, I will probably end up getting a six pack of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and perhaps a six pack of Magic Hat Luck Kat IPA this weekend, because they are both so so delicious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 13 Jan 2010, 23:00
I like Guinness.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 15 Jan 2010, 15:40
I like Guinness.
Guinness is a wonderful thing.
I had a 40 of Mickey's last night, 'twas tasty.
I have really been getting my green on this week.
Might be having some Jose Cuervo tonight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darke on 15 Jan 2010, 15:51
It's quite an odd occurance that I am both drinking and on the internet, but hey, it's happened. Gradually getting more and more drunk on Magners pear cider, which is a rather good pear cider I must say, even though I'm not a fan of their apple stuff.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 15 Jan 2010, 16:55
Tonight is a good night for wondering where it all went wrong

Not sure what liquid elixir would work best.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darke on 15 Jan 2010, 17:02
Scotch. Scotch is always good "what am I doing with my life?" tonic.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Daft pun on 15 Jan 2010, 18:19
Dear drinking thread, what's the best place in Sweden to celebrate Midsummer Eve?

Serious question via amazing drunken roadtrip ideas
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 16 Jan 2010, 12:36
duh

i mean true dat

hell, my cell phone background is a Chimay goblet with Gulden Draak in it
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 16 Jan 2010, 14:01
got blazed by my old high school last night, was excellent. got samosas which rule.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 16 Jan 2010, 14:12
yeah, i've had all of them except the Westvleterens, they're pretty ace
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 16 Jan 2010, 21:41
Oh yeah, excessive weed use can cause depersonalization / derealization.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 17 Jan 2010, 00:59
You know, I spent a month and a half stoned, and didn't post in this thread. I've been sober for three days straight (a record!) and I am posting in this thread.

I am doing it wrong.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: plumbob78 on 17 Jan 2010, 07:23
I's been drinking a wine called La Boheme. Let me tell you, it is not a wine you drink to enjoy a good glass of wine.

Having seen both the opera and the stage musical adaptation, I do not find this surprising.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I Am Not Amused on 17 Jan 2010, 22:25
Oh my friends.

I had an enlightening drunken conversation tonight where I got tons of dating advice for being single for the first time in my adult life, made one of my good friends cry from being a complete asshole, and then laughed hysterically with said friend less than 120 seconds later. Newcastle, you are the best.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pilsner on 17 Jan 2010, 22:54
I's been drinking a wine called La Boheme. Let me tell you, it is not a wine you drink to enjoy a good glass of wine.

Having seen both the opera and the stage musical adaptation, I do not find this surprising.

I've always wondered how a girl with a TB manages to sustain a note for that long.

All I've had tonight is a watered down Keith's, I'm working on it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Alex C on 21 Jan 2010, 00:38
Guys, you have no idea how long it took me to find this thread. I thought I was on my drinking second wind because I feel pretty chipper and I think I'm typing pretty OK, but it took me a while to realize that this hand't slipped to the second page, so that's got to be a bad sign. I should have just CTRL+F'd, I guess, but that seemed overkill for a drunk post.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 21 Jan 2010, 06:33
This tthread must never die.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I Am Not Amused on 21 Jan 2010, 22:46
Like rock and roll.

I think this thread needs it's own the Strokes or something.

Newcastle + bartenders you know = greatness, bee tee dubs.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 22 Jan 2010, 17:05
Does this thread fuck need it's own shitty rich boy band. It needs a band that celebrates drinking and being scum. So basically it needs Fear. And then it should have a beer with fear. Or in this case, have a rum and coke while watching a wonky Lance Henriksen horror film. I need a good punk name like Lee Ving though, isn't that just the best punk name?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 22 Jan 2010, 17:11
As a card carrying member of the gin and tonic association, I am exercising my right to act British and consuming a rather delicious tall g&t.  Tomorrow I am going on a beer run.  Can you say Ommegang deliciousness?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 22 Jan 2010, 21:44
I feel like my name rules enough just to be its own name, regardless of punkness or not.

I've got a crazy last name so I guess I'm lucky.

god im stoned.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 23 Jan 2010, 23:49
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i have not been thsi drunk in  a long time
high heel smade my feet hurt
i am going to bed!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 24 Jan 2010, 11:05
drunk biking drunk biking DRUNK BIKING


makes my knees hurt in the moorrrning
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 25 Jan 2010, 17:21
The last strain I grabbed some of was called Sugar Hog.  It looks kinda like that.  I haven't seen Goo in probably a year though ... that shit is nice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 25 Jan 2010, 17:30
smoked out to The Hangover with my parents last night.

my mom rented it on her own, on purpose, because someone at her work said it was funny. Not sure if she knew what she was getting into but she seemed to enjoy it.

good times
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 25 Jan 2010, 18:46
I am annoyed now because I have been avoiding weed pending possible employment (and DURGZ TESTING). God damn it why do hardware stores have to give a fuck about safety
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 26 Jan 2010, 01:34
Quote
[09:27] Quietus: Today we are sucking Bryans nipples
[09:27] Dollface: man i was hoping it was eric
[09:27] Quietus: Whilst he's distracted
[09:28] Quietus: Bryan you've got twenty seconds to object to us sucking your nipples raw
[09:28] Quietus: Dang!
[09:28] Quietus: Should be concentrating motherfucker
[09:29] Dollface: maybe bryan is playing hard to get
[09:29] Quietus: I'm gonna suck your nipples till they bleed
[09:29] Bryan: uh
[09:29] Dollface: haha
[09:29] Dollface: i will settle for slopy seconds
[09:29] Bryan: i'm a little busy at the moment
[09:29] Quietus: When I'm finished Bryan's nipples will be the size of 20mm cannon shells
[09:30] Quietus: and twice as hard
[09:31] Quietus: When I'm finished with you the Japanese will be devising a process to use your nipples to etch ruby
[09:31] Quietus: I'm gonna knock your nipples straight up a thousand points on the Mohs scale
[09:31] Quietus: How do you rate that?
[09:32] Quietus: Wait
[09:32] Quietus: like
[09:32] Quietus: 8 on the mohs
[09:33] Quietus: a thousand of absolute hardnes
[09:33] Quietus: s
[09:33] Quietus: mixing up my quantifiers of hardness there
[09:33] Quietus: rooky mistake
[09:33] Quietus: Jesus tits I'm high
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aurjay on 26 Jan 2010, 17:39
ohh you alcoholics what will you think of next. I know instead of having to get up to get a drink you can have www.usbwine.com (http://www.usbwine.com) ;)

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 26 Jan 2010, 23:09
Oh dear lord. I have such a bad case of awkward-sauce.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 27 Jan 2010, 09:58
got mucho roasted and played Mass Effect 2 last night.  conclusion: that game is the tits.  big, honkin' space tits.  it is the next day and i am still baked out of my skull
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 27 Jan 2010, 19:30
Was high on Monday night.  Was drunk last night.  On my way to being drunk again tonight.

I'm gonna be a wreck when classes start in a week.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 27 Jan 2010, 23:37
SOBRIETY STATUS: ELIMINATED
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 28 Jan 2010, 00:45
A friend of mine gave me a couple Tramadol pills to try out because I was curious.  It's kind of a stripped-down form of codeine (the molecule is simpler and activates a narrower set of receptors) and it's the first opiate I feel like I can enjoy on any sort of recreational level.  It's really pleasant, especially with a bit of weed to make things interesting.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 28 Jan 2010, 03:14
big, honkin' space tits.

the best kind of tits
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Jan 2010, 04:39
usbwine

How does this work? My french is not good enough.

Wait, I mean... man iam sod runk I cant read that frnech
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 28 Jan 2010, 07:54
A friend of mine gave me a couple Tramadol pills to try out because I was curious.  It's kind of a stripped-down form of codeine (the molecule is simpler and activates a narrower set of receptors) and it's the first opiate I feel like I can enjoy on any sort of recreational level.  It's really pleasant, especially with a bit of weed to make things interesting.

Isn't that the stuff that makes you itch (as a measure to prevent addiction)? Or is that Demerol...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 28 Jan 2010, 11:44
Just about every opiate makes you itch to some degree.  I found that this made me itch far less than, say, Percocet, which is hardly enjoyable at all.  It also lasts longer.  Overall it seems like something that's good to have on hand.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reed on 28 Jan 2010, 15:43
Dogg, why you gotta hate on Percocet?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aurjay on 28 Jan 2010, 18:25
usbwine

How does this work? My french is not good enough.

Wait, I mean... man iam sod runk I cant read that frnech

It doesn't ;) Would be the most amazing thing ever if it did though. Basically commercial just says its a revolutionary product that allows you to order wine thru your comp and then have it pour out of the usb spout. If anyone can figure out the whole space time continuum thing it would be the french though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jace on 28 Jan 2010, 23:12
Dang empty stomach, you made me go from sober to not very sober pretty dang quickly. Although it seems that I am able to retain my typing skills quite well. I did fix a few mistakes, but dang Rum and Dr Pepper is good. Goddamn good. Gonna finish this glass and see what happens before 3am.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Finin on 29 Jan 2010, 04:01
Annoyingly New Hampshire has a) a liquor monopoly and b) an absolutely RIDICULOUS beer certification that a beer must pass to be sold here.

This has 3 results.
1) we have a slightly reduced variety of liquor.
2) our liquor is VERY CHEAP.
3) our beer variety is restricted.

It is Super Lame.. except for the cheap cheap liquor part.

We also have a giant liquor store at almost every entrance/exit of the state
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 29 Jan 2010, 08:05
I used a bong for the first time either... Tuesday or Wednesday? I forget.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 30 Jan 2010, 11:07
goddamnit!

went hotboxing with a blunt with 3 other kids, got wayyyyy too stoned. greened out again!

i fucking swear thats twice now is this gonna be a problem for me? is this shit gonna be in my head now as a psychological thing? fuccccccck
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pilsner on 30 Jan 2010, 15:36
I don't know if it's imagined or real, but I often think I can taste the can.  Like a slightly metallic aftertaste.  Let us know how it is.

Dieu du Ciel makes a beautiful coffee imperial stout called Péché Mortel (http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/1141/10325), incidentally.  I'm not sure if it's available in the States, but it is fairly easy to find in Montreal and Toronto.  Clocks in at 9.5% abv, although you would never guess it.  This is one of those beers that tastes best after aging for a bit in the bottle.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pilsner on 30 Jan 2010, 15:51
That reminds me, I need to get a bunch of goblets with the pink elephants for proper Delerium Tremens consumption.  I wonder if there is a secret Toronto distributor....
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Jan 2010, 16:20
ugh Ten Fidy is so delicious but I have no money

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



also I've never tasted the can from any of Oskar Blue's beers, I think they coat the lining with something to prevent that from happening
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 30 Jan 2010, 21:05
stoneed
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 30 Jan 2010, 22:05
Oh! The Moon is moving! No... Nevermind. Just the... clouds giving the impression... of movement...
Yes! This is the Tab I was on. Too many open.
There's the Post button.

High.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Jan 2010, 23:03
Urgh met a russian dude, is boning good friend who does not reciprocate

I feel like if I wasnt such an uggo would have more friends who do not og off and bone a cappella members named juan and who have sex in elementary schools when i am trying to prottect them


pflastic surgeons in area would be recommended

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 31 Jan 2010, 05:00
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l57/Chaos92/HA_HA_HA_OH_WOW.jpg)

Hangover like woah, people.  Going back to bed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 31 Jan 2010, 16:56
Equipped my fridge with Ommegang and Chimay!  Brew consumption is inevitible.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 01 Feb 2010, 06:05
Two more bottles of Three Philosophers sitting in my fridge.  On a mission to acquire more Hennepin.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 01 Feb 2010, 15:49
Chimay goes really well with mussels & tomato sauce.  Balances out the sweetness and fruity flavor.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imapiratearg on 01 Feb 2010, 21:23
Apparently, my roommate isn't aware that you can watch other shows besides That 70's Show when you're baked.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blanktom on 02 Feb 2010, 15:44
Don't know how many of you Yanks will know what Strongbow is but its basically one of our more popular draught dry ciders in the UK. So they do it in cans too but on top of that do a brand called 'Strongbow Black' which tastes the same but is 7.5%. I've had 6 cans. Gonna go watch Choke with my housemate.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 02 Feb 2010, 19:20
Chimay goes really well with mussels & tomato sauce.  Balances out the sweetness and fruity flavor.

Totally! Went to a Belgian joint in Sydney last week that specialises in mussels cooked in a variety of ways. Had a chimay to go with a pot of mussels, plus a side of chips with mayo. Awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: The extra letter on 03 Feb 2010, 04:07
I finally found some Dogbolter Lager.

It tastes like chokkits.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I Am Not Amused on 03 Feb 2010, 19:13
Went out with the Pitchfork guys to the Map Room in Chicago. I have never been there. They have excellent beers. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS BEFORE>
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Feb 2010, 15:08
Strongbow

Drank a lot of this in Paris and London over the summer. Cheap, sweet, effective.

I'm ready for a long night of being snowed in with a bottle of Cruzan Banana rum, a 6 pack of some Parrot Bay fruity drink thingy, about an 1/8th of a bottle of Maker's Mark and like, 9 Coors. Basically I'm saying I'm in for a night of girly drinks and cheap beer, but goddammit I'll be wasted.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 05 Feb 2010, 21:10
im not gonna lie there is no way i could be called sober right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Christophe on 06 Feb 2010, 03:12
I had like seven Jager bombs and I think I wanna die
AHHHH C'MON FUCK A GUY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cernunnos on 06 Feb 2010, 19:03
aaaahhh beer. Delicious beer. Ever so slightly drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 06 Feb 2010, 20:51
I actually really like Newcastle.

I am disappointingly sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 06 Feb 2010, 22:08
Took my friend Alex out to the bars in downtown Fargo for his 21st birthday. Yeah. I had a few drinks, he had a few drinks, we are both feeling pretty good at the moment.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Feb 2010, 10:34
delirium tremens

unph unph unph

seriously that is like in my top 3

i need more money
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 07 Feb 2010, 13:10
Truth.  And a bomber of Delirium will certainly do you well in that department.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 07 Feb 2010, 13:54
i think i wasn't gonna do a thing for the superbowl but class has been cancelled tomorrow. so i think me and my buddy paul are gonna go for our plan to pack each of our bowls and smoke a super bowl. then try to find somebody with a tv and beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 07 Feb 2010, 14:02
man that is the corniest thing but fuck it will be baked so who cares
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 07 Feb 2010, 19:15
i just got so high. and im sort of drunk. about to have anther beer.


holy shitfuckes i am not sober
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 07 Feb 2010, 21:38
i am stinking drunk. absoutely stinking
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 07 Feb 2010, 21:40
Events have conspired to keep me sober for too long.  I have been forced to SCHEDULE DRUNKENNESS.  It's going down next Friday.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lummer on 08 Feb 2010, 16:01
It's monday, and I've downed quite a few beers. Good times! I went to see a gig with some band called Delphic with some friends, and it was good! This was a succesful monday!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 10 Feb 2010, 01:01
Sorry to lay some deep shit on this page but I need some advice.

I have been smoking for about a year; it started just at parties occasionally. In September I started smoking on the regular, at least a few times a week, and this escalated steadily for some time until I was smoking almost every day. Lately it's been less but I realized recently that I've been feeling depressed, anxious, and/or shitty a lot more than is normal for me. I'm generally a happy-go-lucky dude but these last few months, more and more often, it has happened that I've been struck suddenly and without warning by strong feelings of suicide and depression out of nowhere.

The other day I got higher than I've been in ages at a friend's house and we both moved to pass out in her bed but instead of falling asleep I bugged out and tripped balls. Without hyperbole, this felt 10x more like a trip than my acid trip. The world tore apart around me and I felt myself falling into a black abyss. Suddenly my mind flooded with dark, horrifying thoughts that presented themselves as undeniable realities regarding my life and the world around me. Sinking lower and lower, I came to the realization that underneath all the subterfuge, the world is a horrible, desperate place run by merciless psychological systems, and that everyone just lies to themselves in different ways to combat this. I felt lonely and beyond help. I remember waking up my friend and saying "holy shit, this is the worst I've ever felt in my life" but when she asked if she could do anything for me, I said "I don't know" and let her go back to bed. Eventually, overwhelmed, I gave up trying to fight this demon with positive thoughts and let it wash over me in hopes that eventually it would go away.

I don't remember falling asleep but I woke up at noon the next day, feeling perfectly fine if burned as fuck.

There have been many other experiences less intense than this but still shitty. Smoking seems to amplify these feelings. My life is going great socially, romantically, and professionally, and I haven't been traumatized by anything as far as I can recall. I don't really understand what is going on or why, but I'm worried and want to resolve it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 10 Feb 2010, 08:37
Paging Joe (not hocking) to this thread.  Joe, this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 10 Feb 2010, 20:35
Had a couple beers with dinner. Yum, yum. Unemployment sucks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 10 Feb 2010, 21:30
Sorry to lay some deep shit on this page but I need some advice.

I have been smoking for about a year; it started just at parties occasionally. In September I started smoking on the regular, at least a few times a week, and this escalated steadily for some time until I was smoking almost every day. Lately it's been less but I realized recently that I've been feeling depressed, anxious, and/or shitty a lot more than is normal for me. I'm generally a happy-go-lucky dude but these last few months, more and more often, it has happened that I've been struck suddenly and without warning by strong feelings of suicide and depression out of nowhere.

The other day I got higher than I've been in ages at a friend's house and we both moved to pass out in her bed but instead of falling asleep I bugged out and tripped balls. Without hyperbole, this felt 10x more like a trip than my acid trip. The world tore apart around me and I felt myself falling into a black abyss. Suddenly my mind flooded with dark, horrifying thoughts that presented themselves as undeniable realities regarding my life and the world around me. Sinking lower and lower, I came to the realization that underneath all the subterfuge, the world is a horrible, desperate place run by merciless psychological systems, and that everyone just lies to themselves in different ways to combat this. I felt lonely and beyond help. I remember waking up my friend and saying "holy shit, this is the worst I've ever felt in my life" but when she asked if she could do anything for me, I said "I don't know" and let her go back to bed. Eventually, overwhelmed, I gave up trying to fight this demon with positive thoughts and let it wash over me in hopes that eventually it would go away.

I don't remember falling asleep but I woke up at noon the next day, feeling perfectly fine if burned as fuck.

There have been many other experiences less intense than this but still shitty. Smoking seems to amplify these feelings. My life is going great socially, romantically, and professionally, and I haven't been traumatized by anything as far as I can recall. I don't really understand what is going on or why, but I'm worried and want to resolve it.

You should quit smoking for a while. I had a problem with smoking bringing on anxiety and panic attacks, and know people who have had it trigger psychotic episodes. If you've got a family history of these kind of things, even more so.

After a year or two of quitting I can smoke lightly, but we're talking like 1/3 of a joint every couple of weeks, not punching fifteen cones of hydro a day.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 10 Feb 2010, 21:35
I feel like maybe there wasn't enough emphasis in that last post perhaps. You should really, really quit smoking.

Not trying to scare you or anything, but it sounds similar to the start of what happened to two different friends of mine, and it pretty much ruined their lives, so I'd err on the side of caution!
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 10 Feb 2010, 21:59
Yeah Gene it sounds like smoking weed might not be helping too much.

On the other hand, it's very likely that just getting high was not the most significant reason for that episode.  It's likely that you've been smoking more pot because you've felt more anxious and depressed recently, rather than the other way round, and you happened to recently hit an extreme in both.

Clearly a few lifestyle changes are in order, and it seems likely that toning down your weed intake a great deal will be a major part of that ... it won't fix the problem in and of itself (because smoking more weed is probably a symptom rather than a cause) but if that part is easy, that'll mean you're doing OK.
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Post by: allison on 10 Feb 2010, 22:24
$3 bottles of Keith's at Molly Bloom? Right across the street from my 6-9pm class? YES PLEASE!
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Post by: Ballard on 10 Feb 2010, 22:34
I think the plan right now is to stop smoking for long enough to evaluate what's going on in my head. The time I used to take to reflect on daily goings-on and learn to meditate I replaced with smoking (in the flawed belief that it was the same deal or better for me) and that resulted in a shitty, endless inner monologue that plagues me any time I get high.

I honestly don't think that my pot smoking has become a coping mechanism. I have never consciously gotten high to feel better. Usually I smoke when I'm in a good mood and just wanna chill.

Quitting smoking will only be difficult because a large majority of my friends smoke often and it's just become a part of my life and recreation plans. I don't find myself psychologically addicted. Quite the opposite, since lately I've come to associate feeling like ass about myself with being high.

Is it it possible that I can resolve my issues in a healthy manner and then smoke again and enjoy it as a positive experience, without worry?
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 10 Feb 2010, 23:33
Quitting smoking will only be difficult because a large majority of my friends smoke often and it's just become a part of my life and recreation plans.

Dogg it is really, really easy to just be like "no thanks" when you're chilling with people and they're smoking and they offer you the joint or bowl or whatever.  You might get a few people halfheartedly complaining about how you're a buzzkill, but unless they are your best friend and they are only saying that because they're really, really used to smoking with you and genuinely miss the good ol' gettin' stoned and hangin' out ritual (and, as your established best friend, are within their rights to voice some degree of disappointment), this is actually just an indicator that there is no reason to ever make them your best friend.  Anyone who talks shit on you for opting not to smoke with them is a douchebag.  With this in mind, you should find it no problem at all.  ("I'm taking a break" is all anyone should ever need to hear.)

Alternately, you may discover that it is not smoking weed that makes you feel shitty, but rather, the nature of the situations in which you smoke weed (and therefore always coincide with your high).  If you find yourself getting all anxious and depressed when you're hanging with your buddies and everyone but you is smoking, it was probably not the pot that made you anxious and depressed in the first place.

Halfway through college I realized that, ever since I'd smoked for the first time during the summer after graduating from high school, I hadn't gone longer than 3 weeks without getting high.  I decided that if I still cared about learning about my mind (which was the goal I had when I started using drugs), I should probably take some time to find out what happens when I stay sober.  I abstained from all mind alterants altogether for 3 months.  It was a piece of cake, and it ended up helping quite a bit.  I recommend that you go with 40 days ... see how you feel after 40 days of not smoking (and honestly I'd recommend not drinking either), and if you think you've figured some shit out, try it again and see if anything's different.

If this sounds like an unpleasant exercise in asceticism, that is actually a good indicator that you'll benefit from it.  If, instead, it sounds like it really wouldn't be a big deal at all, that's also a good reason to try it out (proving yourself right will be worth it).
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Post by: Ballard on 11 Feb 2010, 01:12
This sounds like a very good thing to do.
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 11 Feb 2010, 01:40
My pager is bollucks. My invisible cane snapped in half. I am slightly high.
Someone needed a differential?
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Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Feb 2010, 03:40
Is it it possible that I can resolve my issues in a healthy manner and then smoke again and enjoy it as a positive experience, without worry?

Like I said, I got into a state where smoking would always bring on a panic attack. Now I am pretty fine with it! It took quitting for a a year or two and now I smoke very lightly when I do at all. The whole thing also helped me work out that I vastly prefer to be lightly stoned rather than smashed, which is what I was doing with bongs as a teenager, and stopped me from smoking too regularly.

But as I also kinda implied, some friends of mine have drug-induced mental problems which were severely exacerbated by smoking, which resulted in schizophrenia and them being in and out of mental hospitals. One was purely from pot and the other was from pot and a few other things, and from what I understand from the science* it's usually only like this if you've got a predisposition towards these conditions.

So I guess I'd be taking what's happening to you as a bit of a warning sign to get off the weed for a while and see how it goes. As OWW says if your friends are any kind of decent friends they'll be fine with you passing on a toke.


*I'm not at all familiar, just what I picked up at the time from a few mental health docs which might be well out of date by now.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 11 Feb 2010, 19:13
Mmmmm beer.  Hoping for some bombers of good tasty shit tomorrow.
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Post by: Aurjay on 11 Feb 2010, 22:46
4day weekend capped off with a case of bud light(don't judge me) and a small bottle of captain's. Tomorrow is snowboarding and then rest of the weekend will be spent recovering from said snowboarding.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 12 Feb 2010, 23:07
Went to Belgian Beerfest at Max's. 

Yeah, I think that's all I have to say.
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Post by: sean on 13 Feb 2010, 00:21
i am having such an odd high

i have not been like this in ages

no no, its a good thing though
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Post by: I Am Not Amused on 13 Feb 2010, 01:57
WHY DO WE NEED A TUMBLR ACCOUNT>

And why do you need to tell me at 3:30 in the morning (4:30 your time)?

Also why am I up to read this e-mail?

Oh, alcohol.

I like how it can be a good night even if it was an unsuccessful night.

Also, BARCRAWLTOMORROW>
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Post by: greenMonkey on 13 Feb 2010, 17:13
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale + Sierra Nevada Stout = Sierra Nevada Black and Tan.  YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS>
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 14 Feb 2010, 02:37
this hangover is amazing. It's like someone took all the pain in the world and rolled it into a litte ball and put it inside my head. I am extremely impressed at my own ability to inflict pain on myself.

I am so glad I'm not the only one who is sort of proud of their crushing hangovers.  I don't get them that often, ya know?
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Post by: Patrick on 14 Feb 2010, 03:16
My first bowl in a month last night and it was the strongest high I've ever had.

Went to a party and saw people I haven't seen since 2004 which completely fried my brain. Good memories caused a ridiculous endorphin rush, and I think endorphin overload + hellllllllllllla THC might permafry me.
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Post by: Aurjay on 14 Feb 2010, 11:07
i think i broke my neck snowboarding. Doesn't help we killed a 5th of black velvet in the parking lot of the ski lodge before going.
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Post by: abadname on 16 Feb 2010, 19:23
Drinking Three Philosophers, my first beer i have bought myself.

It's gooooood
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Post by: pilsner on 16 Feb 2010, 20:50
You have lost your beer buying virginity to a model.  The bad news is that it is all downhill from here.  Enjoy the next ten years of buying Natty Lite for your bros and hating them in silence.
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Post by: abadname on 16 Feb 2010, 21:31
Ha i hope not, i havent been id'd yet.  I still have a peche lambic in the fridge, another night
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Post by: Dimmukane on 16 Feb 2010, 21:49
so fucakina hig h

built a   hugeaas igaeloo (quiajanzee, jamees)

piacs to cowme seoo n
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Post by: StreetSpirit on 16 Feb 2010, 22:19
For one of my buddy's 30th birthday we took a few rounds of Dirty Pompadours (supposedly a New Orleans shot: half can of red bull+1 shot orange vodka+1/2 - 1 shot of jager for color+ drop a shot a jager into it and chug).
It is the dirty punk rock version of the jager bomb, the version that leaves you with a beautiful liquid tie by the end of the night. Thank you Za's, thank you New Orleans, thank you Doo Wop shop. Farewell.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 17 Feb 2010, 16:41
Sierra Nevada Stout is so good.  Drinking it out of my official college glass stein, and it's leaving a beautiful streak pattern down the side.
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Post by: scarred on 17 Feb 2010, 17:09
Had Shock Top for the first time. It was awesome.
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Post by: Toba on 17 Feb 2010, 21:58
Sierra Nevada can do no wrong in my book but I have not had their stout yet. Must get!
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Post by: imapiratearg on 17 Feb 2010, 22:09
sooouuurrr diieeeseell

Also: Got a new bowl a couple of days ago.  Hell yeah.
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Post by: Drill King on 18 Feb 2010, 08:06
God why am I drunk at noon and trying to write an essay on Gauthier's exhibit Machines at play and trying to argue why machines can invoke intimacy based on scratching noises.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 18 Feb 2010, 16:01
solo'd avery's salvation ale. so good, so drinkable. poured entire bomber into a mason jar and drank from that because there weren't any good glasses left

This is why I have my Official.  British. Pint.  Glass.

It has the Queen's seal and everything.
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Post by: Toba on 18 Feb 2010, 23:49
Mason Jar beer works great I have no reason to dislike it. I just want a mason jar with a handle.. I mean, a pint glass.
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Post by: Patrick on 19 Feb 2010, 00:02
Give me a bucket and we're cool
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Post by: scarred on 19 Feb 2010, 00:21
drinkin' the last of my mirror pond / shock top and watching the olympics (fuck yeah curling)

LYSACEK I LOVE YOU
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Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Feb 2010, 00:26
Oh yeah I was supposed to get high, be right back
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Feb 2010, 12:06
Hey guys (http://www.kegworks.com/product.php?productid=173066&source=nextopia), problem solved (http://www.kegworks.com/product.php?productid=174222&source=nextopia).
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Feb 2010, 14:45
a mason jar with a handle

NOBEL PRIZE RIGHT HERE FOLKS
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 19 Feb 2010, 16:18
so the weed my buddy copped this weekend looks a lot better than the ditch weed we've  been getting and he says its a lot better. im pretty stoked to try it!
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Post by: sean on 19 Feb 2010, 19:09
im so stoned right now
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Post by: A Wet Helmet on 19 Feb 2010, 19:25
I swear you either aren't even trying, or aren't nearly rural enough.

Not only do they already make mason jars with handles, (I have drank out of them) you can even have that shit engraved for your fancy-pants redneck wedding reception at the moose lodge.

I ain't kidding.

(http://www.engravablesplus.com/v/vspfiles/photos/RK97084-2T.jpg)
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Post by: Toba on 19 Feb 2010, 23:32
I ain't kidding.

(http://www.engravablesplus.com/v/vspfiles/photos/RK97084-2T.jpg)

Straight pimpin'
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 23 Feb 2010, 15:31
I am straight up drinkin' the Thunderbird of Scotch tonight:

(http://www.grantusa.com/images/brands_USAclan_bottle.jpg)

Is that a motherfuckin' "I'm too drunk for a cork" screw-top? YES IT FUCKING IS!
srsly, this is smooth whisky with no aftertaste... or before taste, or during taste.

And for true dirt-poorness, I'm drinking it out of a plastic measure cup from a bottle of NyQuil.
Anybody ever hit this shit?
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Post by: Yayniall on 23 Feb 2010, 18:21
Oh sailor jerry you old dog you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 24 Feb 2010, 02:44
fucking love sailor jerry! +1
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Post by: Gemmwah on 24 Feb 2010, 03:36
+1 goddamn
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Post by: greenMonkey on 25 Feb 2010, 18:31
Best way to recover from a tough cycling workout: hamburger and beer.  My stash is dwindling though, so I will need to go a-questing in search of more booze.  Lately I've been experiencing a craving for some good single malt scotch.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 25 Feb 2010, 20:12
man oh man

my buddy got some purple haze

smoked a half bowl after class

fuggin' christ

all sorts of particles and shit whipping around on the road

thought i was flying over a field of snow dunes
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 01 Mar 2010, 06:34
You forgot the LSD.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 01 Mar 2010, 10:24
^ That is basically how I imagine your reaction to when anyone makes anything consumable.

"Hey I made some mac 'n' cheese."
"You forgot the LSD."

"Hey I just cooked up a tasty steak."
"Is it marinated in LSD?"

"Want some jelly beans?"
"Ooh, are there LSD ones?"
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Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Mar 2010, 11:11
That reminds me of this test which was something like, "How low would you sell out?" and it had all these questions...i.e., would you run over a dog for a million dollars, kill a person for a million dollars, put an innocent person in jail for a million dollars, eat three bowls of live spiders for a million dollars.

Then there was one, "Would you spike everyone's drink at Thanksgiving with LSD for a million dollars?" and I remember thinking, "Fuck, I'd do that for free."
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Post by: Alex C on 01 Mar 2010, 11:35
I'd probably sell out for very, very little provided that I was certain I could be reasonably isolated from any consequences.  :|
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 01 Mar 2010, 15:13
The same probably holds true for most of the population, actually. I know it does for me.
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Post by: Yayniall on 01 Mar 2010, 16:22
When I drink I get guilty as owt.
I'd sell you out and the regret it for the rest of the night.
Slumped in a corner sobbing regretfully, blowing my nose on a pile of money.
Also when I get guilty my farts smell so bad.
What can this mean?
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 01 Mar 2010, 21:49
^ That is basically how I imagine your reaction to when anyone makes anything consumable.

"Hey I made some mac 'n' cheese."
"You forgot the LSD."

"Hey I just cooked up a tasty steak."
"Is it marinated in LSD?"

"Want some jelly beans?"
"Ooh, are there LSD ones?"

Yeah, you manage to make it clear basically every time I post on the subject.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 01 Mar 2010, 23:34
Do I?

Man, I'm sorry. I didn't even notice I was doing that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 02 Mar 2010, 03:36
The only way to keep track of all the regulars on this board is to reduce them to broad stereotypes

You are Hallucinogens Guy
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 02 Mar 2010, 04:55
man I think I am some kind of hybrid stereotype

maybe my name could be Amorphous Man
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Drill King on 02 Mar 2010, 05:13
Yeah Joe, at least you ain't the ho' of the board.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 02 Mar 2010, 09:09
I'm not going to pretend to be a forums whipping boy, and it's not even like some good-natured ribbing isn't in order when I belabor the same points again and again.  I'm just pointing it out because I still remember this post (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,23958.msg865081.html#msg865081).

Ozy, don't worry, I don't mind catching a little bit of stereotype every now and then, and I think you're an OK dude.  It's just that sometimes you seem to be a bit knee-jerk about this kind of thing.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 02 Mar 2010, 10:15
Yeah maybe I was glib there but man I got to say that when a dude who loves his chemicals cites people who are looking for reasons those chemicals should be legal maybe there is a little bit of bias there towards overstatement of their potential.

Especially when corporate conspiracies enter the picture as for why the stuff is illegal.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 02 Mar 2010, 11:15
It would've been boring if I was just like "it's just reefer madness all over again and enough people are drug-phobic that nobody cares about whether or not the stuff's actually dangerous," though.  I mean, that's the real reason, of course, there aren't any corporate conspiracies necessary for that, but there's nothing exciting about it.  It's kind of like if someone was like "why is the drinking age 21 when you can join the military and get trained to kill people for your country at 18" and I'd said something about the military-industrial complex and Vietnam.

That said, if the DEA were to mysteriously reverse their stance on MDMA for the sake of all the PTSD sufferers out there (not likely), a lot of money WOULD stop moving around and a lot of powerful people would take steps to push things back to the way they used to be.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 02 Mar 2010, 12:10
The only way to keep track of all the regulars on this board is to reduce them to broad stereotypes

You are Hallucinogens Guy

I'd ask for one but to be honest I'd be terrified to even hear it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 02 Mar 2010, 14:55
you are like pat from achewood.

because seriously, who the fuck invited pat? (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01132005)
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Post by: scarred on 02 Mar 2010, 14:59
zzzz achewood zzzzzzz
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 02 Mar 2010, 15:16
you are like pat from achewood.

because seriously, who the fuck invited pat? (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01132005)

so ... you're Todd?
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Post by: sean on 02 Mar 2010, 16:14
i have 0 problems with being todd
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Post by: Zingoleb on 02 Mar 2010, 21:32
As long as my ankle remain shank free, I'm alright
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Mar 2010, 03:22
Apparently I am The Dude Who Blows

my mother is so proud
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Post by: scarred on 03 Mar 2010, 03:25
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd112/trustno1-gr/TheDude.jpg)

Approves.
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Post by: sean on 03 Mar 2010, 22:08
i am stoned and this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wWmYbMkOjo) is the fucking shit
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Post by: Patrick on 05 Mar 2010, 00:51
I am stoned and this is the fucking shit

(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/985/oatmeal.jpg)

No joke I done et 2 pints of this shit and I ain't fuckin' with you
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Post by: ZJGent on 05 Mar 2010, 00:54
I am drunk and stoned and the new word I am using for the precise ratio of drunk to stoned that which I am is:

"Coy"

As in "Yo there, homedoggies, I got proper coy at the weekezzle."
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Post by: greenMonkey on 05 Mar 2010, 09:58
Who's gonna be drinking onstage tonight?  THIS GUY WOOOOO.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 05 Mar 2010, 10:16
I am drunk and stoned and the new word I am using for the precise ratio of drunk to stoned that which I am is:

"Coy"

As in "Yo there, homedoggies, I got proper coy at the weekezzle."

Dude, I was pretty coy last night.  If I may borrow your phrase.
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Post by: McTaggart on 05 Mar 2010, 11:14
Was at a thing before. Came home because it was a short enough drive that the probability of running into a booze bus and the probability of blowing over the limit were far below the value of my own comfy bed yet still higher than the probability of the thing picking up to be a Proper Thing.

Currently listening to chanson and hiphop on youtube and continuing to get illiterate. Got some hiccups that I'd rather do without but you can't have everything.
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Post by: scarred on 05 Mar 2010, 17:39
I am a little coy right now, from red wine. I'm watching the simpsons and surfing the net, joyous over the Bears' acquisition of Julius Peppers. Also, my mom has uterus cancer. HENCE THE ALCOHOL.
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Post by: Aurjay on 05 Mar 2010, 23:25
Drunk off of Lambic and jager shots. Those two things have nothing to do with each other except they fuck you up quickly.
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2010, 00:30
Quote from: Patrick
oatmeal

Oh god the gas was overwhelming but god damn that was some satisfying oatmeal
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Post by: snalin on 06 Mar 2010, 15:54
FUUUUCK!

changing the name of all the desktop objects of a guy, and finding his hidden poooornnnn wooo!
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Post by: snalin on 06 Mar 2010, 15:54
BEEEEEEEERRRRRR
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Post by: greenMonkey on 06 Mar 2010, 20:21
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

and

SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH-SCOTCH-SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH-SCOTCH-SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH SCOTCH-SCOTCH-SCOTCH SCOTCH EVERYBODY
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Post by: celticgeek on 06 Mar 2010, 20:40
Laphroaig.
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Post by: Toba on 06 Mar 2010, 21:28
way too drunk to be operating a computer right now that counts as heavy machinery right i mean my computer weighs a lot and it is sort of a machine

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

yeah this is what happens when you are sleep deprived and physically exhausted and then go out drinkign

I like cheese, boats, and your mom
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 06 Mar 2010, 22:03
Drunk on Mickey's. My mom has eaten cheese on a boat. I think.
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Post by: allison on 06 Mar 2010, 23:11
Cheap beer! Free pool! I love the James Joyce.
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Post by: I Am Not Amused on 07 Mar 2010, 01:37
PBR is cheap. I like that about PBR. What I don't like about PBR is the gawdawful taste.

Sunuvawhore.

At least it still gets you drunk.
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Post by: scarred on 07 Mar 2010, 01:41
After like 25 of them maybe
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Post by: sean on 07 Mar 2010, 09:47
i was pretty much stoned all day yesterday and it still sucked.

:c
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Post by: imapiratearg on 08 Mar 2010, 00:21
I've been stoned all weekend!
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Post by: Toba on 08 Mar 2010, 22:45
whoaaaaaaaaaaaa way too drunk to be on the internet
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Mar 2010, 10:45
oh man i temporarily inherited a little steam-roller type thing and it is soo sweet, it's way better than a pipe or bong.

also my cat is getting fixed right now so he's totally fucked up on drugs. non-sober animals are so cute and hilarious.

have you guys see nthat video of that  bear or racoon or something ....that ate a bunch of fermented berries, got wasted, and then wandered into town? it's fucking kickin for sure
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Post by: imapiratearg on 11 Mar 2010, 07:55
A little steam-roller type thing?  So like a chillum?
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Post by: october1983 on 11 Mar 2010, 08:00
(http://www.steamreplicas.co.uk/images/MamodSteamRoller600.jpg)
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 11 Mar 2010, 10:21
it's about ten inches long or so

maybe "little" was the wrong adjective
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Post by: greenMonkey on 11 Mar 2010, 14:56
It is Thursday and I am drinking some tasty shit tonight.  Got some Hennepin, and gonna try some Long Trail Double Bag and some Smuttynose Shoals Pale Ale.
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Post by: scarred on 11 Mar 2010, 15:48
it's about ten inches long or so

hurr hurr
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Post by: ummmkay on 12 Mar 2010, 00:47
drunk thread i am so fucking not sober. it is a thursday night and i am not. fucking. sober. SPRING BREAK MOTHERFUCKERS
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 13 Mar 2010, 18:15
Apparently 4 1/2 Miller High Lifes are too much for me on an empty stomach.
Last night was a pretty good night though.
Before I start drinking next time, if it is beer, I will write 3 on the back of my hand.
The weed helped settle my stomach a bit. And there was a kitty! No one knew who he belonged to, but he was friendly and I petted him and we were both happy.
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Post by: sean on 14 Mar 2010, 08:48
so last night was the first night i was not stoned in a while.

this cant be good. and i still have more weed.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 14 Mar 2010, 10:30
Apparently 4 1/2 Miller High Lifes are too much for me on an empty stomach.
Last night was a pretty good night though.
Before I start drinking next time, if it is beer, I will write 3 on the back of my hand.
The weed helped settle my stomach a bit. And there was a kitty! No one knew who he belonged to, but he was friendly and I petted him and we were both happy.

I think the problem is you were drinking Miller High Life
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Post by: Dimmukane on 14 Mar 2010, 11:17
that is because you are in Norway, and presumably safe from things like Milwaukee's Best Ice
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 14 Mar 2010, 11:20
Yeah either that or Keystone Light
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Post by: ackblom12 on 14 Mar 2010, 11:27
You have not had terrible beer until you've had Natty Light or Rochester's own local terrible beer Genny Light.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 14 Mar 2010, 13:28
I made a solemn vow to myself to never drink another Keystone Light, as long as I live.

It is a good vow, I think.

Sam you should definitely make black cherry mead.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 14 Mar 2010, 17:25
we have enough supplies for 4 more batches of mead! thinking of using black cherries+blackberries in the next production run.

that's excellent thinking.

guys, why does everything taste so fantastic when you're high?
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Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Mar 2010, 09:16
So I'm realizing now that the days after I smoke a lot tend to leave me anxious and bored, unless I smoke a little or am able to distract myself with friends.  I actually at one point yesterday felt like I was just a shell of a human being, with no personal direction or goal other than to not be a bother to other people.  And also kind of like Roast Beef, when his mind is an unsolvable Tetris puzzle.  I woke up today feeling a lot less bothered by that.  Solution: I am not going to get stupid high so often.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 15 Mar 2010, 17:11
I just smoked up with my father and his girlfriend.

Not much of a father. Hell of a friend.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 15 Mar 2010, 17:17
that's the spirit!

I came home kinda buzzed on Saturday and my dad was in my room watching On Her Majesty's Secret Service on my giant tv, so we smoked up and laughed at the poorly chosen/timed sound effects and absurd situations.

at one point, somebody was driving a fucking looj (no idea how to spell it, so I'm going phonetic) at like a hundred miles an hour with somebody dragging off the back. He was totally fine afterwards, too.

Then Bond's new wife takes a bullet between the eyes and the credits roll BOOM.  :police:

such a sudden and depressing, albeit expected, ending.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 16 Mar 2010, 10:55
you guys I just nearly choked to death

and here I thought eating a pop tart while high would be a good/delicious idea
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 16 Mar 2010, 11:33
Just had my first beer in an entire year, little tipsy.

Cold ass Budweiser Tall Boy on the porch in the sunshine with one of my truest bros.

Now gonna make plans for headin to SXSW and shit.

Things are good.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 16 Mar 2010, 12:14
We're leaving tomorrow, early. What shows should I see?
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 16 Mar 2010, 12:26
I'm just gonna trust you on this shit.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 16 Mar 2010, 16:33
I am a fan of Belhaven stuff.  When I was in Scotland this past summer I had the Belhaven Best several times, and it was a decent enough pint.
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Post by: Toba on 16 Mar 2010, 17:16
I have had one single Miller High Life and I now tout it as the worst beer I've ever drunk. For reals.

Seconded
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 17 Mar 2010, 07:18
Oh man being drunk is crazy guys.


So are hangovers.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 17 Mar 2010, 14:49
I just iced my sore knee with a bottle of Sierra Nevada because I didn't have a cold pack.  And I'm drinking another bottle right now.
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Post by: sean on 17 Mar 2010, 19:29
its st paddys day so im drinking a beer but i have work at 11 tomorrow.

so im just gonna smoke a fat bowl and finish my weed in a lil bit.
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Post by: sean on 17 Mar 2010, 19:34
i mean weed is green so its chill
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Post by: Dimmukane on 17 Mar 2010, 21:58
went on the bombinest high ride

fuccin' drunk

party all the time
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Post by: Toba on 18 Mar 2010, 00:00
so drunk
so high
so not getting up at a reasonable hour tomorrow
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Post by: scarred on 18 Mar 2010, 00:56
HAPPY ST. PADDYS DAY YOU TITFUCKERS
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 18 Mar 2010, 11:22
It's so impossibly nice out today that I'm about to drink a mug of mushroom tea and go spin poi in the park.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 18 Mar 2010, 20:57
I'm sorry, but dear god there is nothing worse than trustafarians doing circus skill shit near you in the park like you're meant to be impressed. Sometimes with their shirts off. Bastards. Not that I'm saying you're a trustafarian, but man... poi is basically the international calling card of evil.

Good shit is getting pissed and blasting through season 2 of Spaced in one sitting. Even if I was drinking wifebeater, which I have realised smells really fucking weird.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 18 Mar 2010, 22:51
season 2 of Spaced

yes, so hard
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Post by: scarred on 18 Mar 2010, 22:56
Spaced in general is just a great fucking show. Boo, British television and your appallingly short (and overpriced DVD sets of) TV series.
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Post by: Ballard on 18 Mar 2010, 22:56
Drunken shirtless boxing last night.

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs378.snc3/24166_1368316764038_1115258491_31120225_5487708_n.jpg)

I was apparently Excorcist Drunk.

(http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs398.snc3/24166_1368311843915_1115258491_31120186_4679901_n.jpg)
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Mar 2010, 09:25
I'm sorry, but dear god there is nothing worse than trustafarians doing circus skill shit near you in the park like you're meant to be impressed. Sometimes with their shirts off. Bastards. Not that I'm saying you're a trustafarian, but man... poi is basically the international calling card of evil.

Actually it's just really fun and a pretty awesome way to spend time on a really nice day.  If you're offended by it, you deserve it for being such a dick about it.

I'd just leave it at fuck-you-very-much-too-sir-have-a-good-day, but I'm actually really confused.  What does poi represent to you culturally, and what about that pisses you off?  Obviously it's not about the actual act of spinning balls around on the ends of strings because that's just a really dumb thing to object to.
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Post by: october1983 on 19 Mar 2010, 09:34
Personally I ain't give a shit what you do in the park as long as you're not that dick who brings along his acoustic guitar.
Dick.

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Post by: Barmymoo on 19 Mar 2010, 09:42
If I recall correctly, his family were all killed in a freak poi accident involving three trustafarians and a lawn mower.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 19 Mar 2010, 11:44
Mr. Ballard parties harder than literally anyone else in this thread

Last night I got really stoned with a friend and listened to the entirety of the Inferno by Kevin Drumm while sitting around in his car at night in the pitch darkness and it was basically the most engrossing musical experience I've ever had.
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Post by: a pack of wolves on 19 Mar 2010, 12:08
Actually it's just really fun and a pretty awesome way to spend time on a really nice day.  If you're offended by it, you deserve it for being such a dick about it.

I'd just leave it at fuck-you-very-much-too-sir-have-a-good-day, but I'm actually really confused.  What does poi represent to you culturally, and what about that pisses you off?  Obviously it's not about the actual act of spinning balls around on the ends of strings because that's just a really dumb thing to object to.

Oh dear, I forgot about that. Sorry.

Well aside from the aforementioned family annihilation, poi and related things are rather synonymous near me with trustafarians who will probably go on about how they found themselves when travelling, or talk endlessly about drugs. Tedious, obnoxious, rich kid arseholes who'll expect you to be impressed by the fact that they can spin some balls around and how good they look with their shirt off (which is obviously unacceptable behaviour unless you're a) playing a gig b) fighting c) both). One of my best mates has become extremely proficient with poi purely so he can humiliate people who're being annoying with them.

Oh yeah, and fuck the guy with the acoustic guitar double hard.

Also, I'm a really miserable git. And that's why I drink. Speaking of which, I do believe it is booze o'clock so I'm off.
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Post by: Ballard on 23 Mar 2010, 14:10
a pack of wolves,

I'm an upper middle class white teenager. I like 90s psychedelic rock revival, playing guitar in the park and singing along with friends, smoking pot, and trying hallucinogenic drugs.

I don't see how any of this makes me a douchebag or a poser. Chill the fuck out.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 23 Mar 2010, 14:16
I really enjoy spinning poi in the park, I talk about drugs pretty often, and I kind of did find myself traveling (to the extent that that phrase is meaningful in any way), but I don't expect to impress people that way.  I just try to be pleasant to people all the time.  Maybe that makes me uncool?
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 23 Mar 2010, 14:57
no, that's what makes you cool.

what makes similar people uncool is that they try to make those aformentioned things be the thing that makes them cool, instead of just being cool.

ya dig
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Post by: Toba on 25 Mar 2010, 17:01
i dig
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Post by: ViolentDove on 26 Mar 2010, 07:24
fucksake
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Post by: Dimmukane on 27 Mar 2010, 23:34
celebrating my new job

fuccin high!!  and drunk!

holy shit


augh waht aethof hdfuk
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Post by: Drill King on 28 Mar 2010, 22:22
Fuckkkkkkkkkkk everyone.
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Post by: Rizzo on 30 Mar 2010, 07:28
I'm not exactly drunk. I think drinking good booze has rendered me unable to get drunk on anything ultra nasty. For instance, this evening I was drinking JD and cola premixers left over from a party. I have a hangover and I haven't even gone to sleep yet. FML.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 31 Mar 2010, 11:26
(http://www.pretentiousgamer.com/etc/dan.png)

Good morning, thread.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 02 Apr 2010, 16:34
So apparently my father decided ot buy me a bottle of peach schnapps!

Mm.
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Post by: scarred on 02 Apr 2010, 17:19
Good morning, thread.

too classy
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 02 Apr 2010, 22:43
God Dammit Gerome I said one fucking shot. 4 or 5 shots of Ciroq later, another shot of this wondercful mixed shot I've never tasted before (verry minty)_, a beer (I don't even know what kind it was by now) and a jaeger bomb?! Dammit I had to drive foo, this ain't cool. It's a miracle I made it home alive and DUI free. Dammit I feel like an idiot right now... Anyway I'm drunk and this seafood bisque is delicious.
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Post by: scarred on 02 Apr 2010, 23:18
Drinks, fun conversation, and then I got slapped for making a joke about spiders. This night's ended well. And by well, I mean I wish I hadn't spent $300 to come visit people who don't seem to give a shit whether I'm here or not.
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Post by: Toba on 03 Apr 2010, 23:12
last night whiskey beer whisky tonight beer beer beer
this weekend A+
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Post by: scarred on 04 Apr 2010, 02:54
tequila + beer + lots and lots of cigarettes
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 04 Apr 2010, 11:53
Ugh oh man I don't know what I'm sadder about. The fact that I'm sloppy on Easter or the fact that I just ran out of whisk(e)y.

I'm a sad panda.
(http://www.thedailygreen.com/cm/thedailygreen/images/emo-panda.jpg)
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Post by: Gemmwah on 04 Apr 2010, 17:22
cider lager GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN GIN
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Post by: Eris on 07 Apr 2010, 03:13
Man, iPhone keyboards are hard enough to use sober, let along drunk.
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Post by: Rizzo on 08 Apr 2010, 05:45
To glasses of chardonnay, a 500ml Leffe Braun and two bottles of Coopers Red. I am fairly tipsy. Possibly even drunk. My girlfriend is angry at me cause I went to see a friend instead of hanging out with her. Whaaaaatever. I have 4 bottles of Coopers left. Tomorrow I shall drink early!
I also managed to convince a taxi driver to take me home for about $3 less than it would have otherwise cost. Yay desperate cabs.
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Post by: öde on 08 Apr 2010, 22:39
Hello thread. My life has become work-drunk-work again!

Which is fun, in a way.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Apr 2010, 09:59
To glasses of chardonnay, a 500ml Leffe Braun and two bottles of Coopers Red.

I like the way this reads. Like you're toasting chardonnay with other alcohols.
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Post by: Rizzo on 09 Apr 2010, 17:22
Drunker than I thought to miss out basic grammar!
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Post by: StreetSpirit on 09 Apr 2010, 23:31
Living in Kentucky has never been better - they are starting to put a lot of decent quality bourbons on sale to make mad prophet pre-Derby. GO!
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Post by: Rizzo on 10 Apr 2010, 05:41
I made the mistake of smoking unknown weed tonight and now I'm being punished by being viciously stoned and drunl. I can see straight but can
t stand easuuoly and its; too hard to correc
at my grammar.

W000ooo.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 10 Apr 2010, 18:25
fuck i got a taxi and paid for it without going "OH MY GOD YOU CUNT YOU WANT HOW MUCH?!" i must be drunk
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 11 Apr 2010, 04:15
Well, last night I ended up locked inside of a flat. That was interesting.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 11 Apr 2010, 20:33
This weekend is my birthday.  Can you say mad intense session drinking?
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Post by: sean on 11 Apr 2010, 21:37
i smoked out of the fattest bowl i have ever seen tonight.

holy fuck im baked.
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Post by: celticgeek on 13 Apr 2010, 17:55
I've had some ten year laphroaig. fuck the haters, it's a decent whiskey. Iain Banks and Khar agree with me so if you disagree you're fucked! Ha!

Finest kind.
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Post by: Lunchbox on 13 Apr 2010, 20:13
I had some 120 year old port the other day?
It was okay. It tasted like port.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Apr 2010, 22:11
went to dollar beer night at a brewpub

this means the beer was actually good and also a dollar

plus my friend had some rum that wasn't shite

fuck nostalgia
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Post by: Toba on 15 Apr 2010, 21:18
Not drunk
What the fuck
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 15 Apr 2010, 21:28
RIP Jack Herer, the greatest marijuana activist of the past 100 years.

Burning some of your namesake strain tonight in your honor.
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Post by: Sorflakne on 15 Apr 2010, 23:49
I'm sober and haven't had a drink in weeks and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!11!1!!11oneoneeleven
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Post by: scarred on 16 Apr 2010, 11:23
bluh hangover
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Post by: greenMonkey on 17 Apr 2010, 04:57
Drank heavily last night for the first time in a couple weeks because it was my birthday.  Had a fun party, but I don't really remember the end very well.  Woke up this morning with my trash can next to my bed and the taste of vomit in my mouth.  My girlfriend was nowhere to be seen.  Now I feel shitty because a) I'm hungover, b) I missed out on birthday sex, and c) I can't remember how last night ended.
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Post by: scarred on 17 Apr 2010, 09:51
You woke up with a trash can next to yr bed. Clearly, yr night ended in the best way possible.
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Post by: Ballard on 17 Apr 2010, 12:47
Fuckin' birthday bash today, in the form of an underwear party. Turning 18 on Sunday at 12:48 AM.

Tell you guys how it went later.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 17 Apr 2010, 23:16
1) What is an underwear party
2) Fuck me you are only 18?
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 17 Apr 2010, 23:35
I am so drunk and I emailed my professor a late essay to give him a taste of his own medicine,

I very nearly posted it just now, only failing in the face of the sheer weirdness of the internet

Everyone have a lovely night, and don't vomit on your own belongings.  I'll try to do the same.
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Post by: scarred on 18 Apr 2010, 11:38
I was pretty damn high last night, and had some weird pizza. gooood times.
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Post by: Ballard on 20 Apr 2010, 01:00
1) What is an underwear party
2) Fuck me you are only 18?

1) A party where the dress code is lingerie and/or cute underwear.
2) You didn't know this?
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Post by: sean on 20 Apr 2010, 07:37
oh man happy 4/20 everyone!

i just re upped last night and im breaking it up now it is the nicest stuff i have had in a while, it smells so nice! i am pretty stoked for today.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 20 Apr 2010, 07:55
oh man got really high yesterday

gonna get higher today
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Post by: Ballard on 20 Apr 2010, 10:38
I like smoking pot and it's something I do pretty often but honestly, I think that the glorification of 4/20 and a lot of stoner culture in general is pretty stupid.

That said, it's a gorgeous spring day and I have the week off so it would be a waste not to smoke just to prove a point.
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Post by: sean on 20 Apr 2010, 12:39
i mean its a silly thing, 4/20, but its fun being stoned all day every once in a while so why the hell not?

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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 20 Apr 2010, 12:57
I don't really have much interest in being stoned all day, even today, but it's not going to stop me from getting stoned at appropriate times, with appropriate people, and before/during appropriate activities.

Honestly the only time I want to get REALLY stoned is with my girlfriend, right before sex, followed by sleep.

That said, it is less than half an hour before appropriate holiday celebrations and I intend to enjoy them thoroughly.

Happy International What's Up Day, everyone.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 20 Apr 2010, 16:17
I love reading this thread, it is like lying on the floor, narrowing my eyes a little, and trying to imagine what it feels like to be a cat. I can't come anywhere near to experiencing it but it's entertaining!
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Post by: greenMonkey on 20 Apr 2010, 16:36
Yeah, I didn't have a real interest in getting high today, though I fully support those who did, including one of my friends who lives on my hallway.  I'm saving it for this weekend, when I plan on blazing before seeing an 8-piece rock/psychedelic orchestra in concert.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 20 Apr 2010, 17:22
fucking shit it's 4/20 and I just got my tax return today so naturally I ordered a fucking badass throwing knife from Amazon

naturally
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Post by: scarred on 20 Apr 2010, 19:33
gettin stoned as fuuuuuuuuuck and gonna watch the rifftrax for New Moon later

WORD
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Post by: imapiratearg on 20 Apr 2010, 20:15
Smoked the biggest blunt of my life with some dudes today.

Also, I have another 4/20 story!  It goes like this:

Twenty minutes after midnight, the dude me and my friend are hanging out with gets busted on the highway.  He lost $120 bucks worth of super good bud and the other kid had his piece taken from him.
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Post by: Ballard on 20 Apr 2010, 21:53
Smoked a bit today and hung out in Central Park with some old friends that I never got to know well enough when we were in school together. It was really nice.

Most likely taking shrooms with them tomorrow.
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Post by: Ballard on 20 Apr 2010, 22:17
Actually, can anyone post a short primer on shroom use? I checked out the basics on Erowid again just now and a few months ago I read Shroom: A Cultural History of the Magic Mushroom by Andy Letcher.

But I could use some practical advice. What should I bring? Water? Food? Sunglasses? I figured the nicest place would be in the middle of Central Park, so as not to be cooped up indoors somewhere. Is this a good or bad idea?

What shouldn't I bring? I want to bring my journal and do some writing but what is the likelihood that I will lose it?

These shrooms are dry. What is the least nasty way to take them?

Also, I have springtime allergies. I'm taking generic over the counter anti-hystamines for them. Would they have any negative toxicological effect? Is it better to take them and risk that or not take them and risk intense discomfort in my eyes during a trip?
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Post by: scarred on 21 Apr 2010, 00:51
i
am

so

hiiigh. wow. still have more. +beer. we'll see about it.

hella.

w000rd
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Post by: Rizzo on 21 Apr 2010, 04:49
These shrooms are dry. What is the least nasty way to take them?
Just chew them up. Maybe a bit of water. They basically taste like bark or twigs. Nothing too bad. I'd say just have what you need. It's not like acid where you'll lose all your shit if you get strong stuff. Then again, mushrooms are a lot harder to predict. I'd wanna make sure it's not too hard to get back to your place in case you need to lie down or relax somewhere safe.
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Post by: nufan on 21 Apr 2010, 05:04
Actually, can anyone post a short primer on shroom use?

So long as you don't do what I did (take them in a strange shop in Amsterdam having had no sleep and not having a hotel or anything to go back to) you should be alright. I was actually mostly OK that time, it was my friend who had a bit of a bad experience. Being close to home is a very good idea, as is being outside.

The only other bits of advice I can give is I think vitamin D reduces the effects, so if you think you're having a bad trip then take some. Do some research because I'm not sure if it's vitamin D, but I know the place I went to in Amsterdam had some sort of vitamin tablets they kept behind the counter to help with bad experiences. Finally, another bit of advice from personal experience: don't take some and having felt nothing for an hour go "oh I'll just have some more". I'm sure you already knew this but it's worth repeating.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Apr 2010, 09:28
Quote from: Ballard
But I could use some practical advice. What should I bring? Water? Food? Sunglasses? I figured the nicest place would be in the middle of Central Park, so as not to be cooped up indoors somewhere. Is this a good or bad idea?

What shouldn't I bring? I want to bring my journal and do some writing but what is the likelihood that I will lose it?

Water might be handy.  You'll probably be okay in Central Park, but while you're peaking someone might find your behavior a bit odd.  They'll probably leave you alone, though.  You could try writing if you wanted to, I know when I did shrooms I couldn't read the numbers on a digital clock.

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These shrooms are dry. What is the least nasty way to take them?

You can chew them up and whatnot, most people like to ground up the dry shrooms and put them on a sandwich or something.  I ate mine on a burger.  Tasted like a burger.

Quote from: Ballard
Also, I have springtime allergies. I'm taking generic over the counter anti-hystamines for them. Would they have any negative toxicological effect? Is it better to take them and risk that or not take them and risk intense discomfort in my eyes during a trip?

That is something you might want to check erowid again for...it's unlikely, and the only type of medications I remember causing conflicts are usually antidepressants, but better safe than sorry.
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Post by: Ballard on 21 Apr 2010, 22:06
Thanks guys!

On Joe's advice, I ended up grinding approximately 5.25 grams of dried mushrooms (split amongst three people) in a mortar and pestle and steeping them in hot water with some orange marigold tea. I brought this all in a thermos to the park and it made consumption completely inconspicuous. Thanks Joe, it worked like a charm and was delicious!

I found the experience quite rewarding. I gather that the dosage wasn't high enough for strong hallucination but the world did take on a pronounced ripply condition for several hours. Buildings swaying in the wind with the trees, ground rolling back and forth in waves, and so on. In all honesty, this was exciting for a bit but the novelty wore off quickly.

The come up was marked by a feeling of neutral anticipation followed by brief panic. We were all lying on our backs, wearing sunglasses waiting for the effects to hit us when I began to feel myself descending into a negative place. Fortunately, I had the presence of mind to take off the shades and sit up and right away I felt my trip correct itself.

The most pronounced effects were a body high, a head rush, feelings of mirth and euphoria (all of these much like the effects of being stoned on some very good weed; this was also predicted/preempted by Joe) at first, followed by a lasting calm. Coming down and for several hours afterward, I felt wonderfully at peace, very in tune with the human condition and my relative position to the world, content and completely un-self-conscious. I feel completely normal at this point but that state of mind has lingered to some extent, and I feel like I've grown from it.

There was a moment several hours in where I briefly felt violently unpleasant. The sun had disappeared, it was starting to rain, and we all had to use the bathroom, so we decided to leave the park. I was not at all ready to re-enter the outside world and by the time we had reached the street, I had to stop and warn my friends that I felt like shit. My vision blurred around the edges, I felt a mad head rush and general weakness and nausea. Overwhelmed and in great need of a bathroom, I hopped a low stone wall back into the park and urinated under cover of some trees. Almost instantly I felt better, suddenly aware of the cold sweat enveloping my body but relieved.

It appears that unpleasant moments are greatly satisfying in retrospect, once you have overcome them.

Several minutes after this episode, I suggested (to great approval) that we return to the park. As it's occupants rushed out, madly racing for cover from the rain, we boldly walked back in, soaked to the skin. We came upon an abandoned swing set and sat down, spending the next half hour in deep contemplation, occasionally sharing an insightful thought. I thought about how city-dwellers are conditioned to avoid the elements at all costs, sitting in the rain, appreciating the sensation of water on my skin and chills through my body. We pour water over our body each morning to cleanse ourselves, soak in it to relax, pay $5 for a plastic bottle of it, but any time it comes from the sky we fear and avoid it. This struck me as counter-productive and absurdly silly.

I realized also how we crave release as humans, imagined in vivid detail the pleasure of dryness and warmth following wetness and cold. I've come away with a greater appreciation for sensation and a slightly increased ability to relish the moment.

All this for $15. It's been a beautiful Wednesday.

tl;dr A+ would shroom again
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 22 Apr 2010, 11:01
is your face sore?

whenever I eat mushrooms my face is sore for a week because of all the intense smiling that I apparently do
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Post by: David_Dovey on 22 Apr 2010, 22:49
2) You didn't know this?

I have this weird habit of assuming people who aren't noticeably younger or older than me are pretty much exactly the same age.. I never fail to be shocked that I am generally a couple of years older than most of the regulars here. Particularly because you all seem to have lead far more exciting lives than me.
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Post by: scarred on 22 Apr 2010, 22:50
quick everyone post yr age and make dovey feel old

i'm 19
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Post by: Dollface on 22 Apr 2010, 23:20
I'm old as i want to be.
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Post by: Joseph on 23 Apr 2010, 00:35
I am 21 - it is a nice age to be, I think.

Tonight I played pool with my housemate and drank beer. Then we biked to a friends house. Drank much scotch, went to the railroad tracks, built a bonfire, enjoyed the warmth, scattered the coals, went to a late night diner, drank more beers, ate poutine. Good evening.

Now I am listening to Devo. Woo!
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Post by: sean on 23 Apr 2010, 06:14
dovey im still 18 for another month how do you feel about that?
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 23 Apr 2010, 06:31
bein 22 is pretty ok
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Post by: David_Dovey on 23 Apr 2010, 06:41
Get Off My Goddamned Lawn
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Post by: sean on 23 Apr 2010, 06:41
dude im not even on yr continent
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Post by: scarred on 23 Apr 2010, 10:49
he has the biggest lawn
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Post by: Barmymoo on 23 Apr 2010, 11:50
I'm 19 too! Sometimes I forget (sometimes  I spell forget froget and iomagine tiny frogs hopping rounds)
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Post by: ackblom12 on 23 Apr 2010, 12:12
I'm... I'm 27. I can drink whiskey and complain about all you damn kids if that makes you feel better. I'm good at both of those things.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 23 Apr 2010, 17:53
ginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Post by: Metope on 23 Apr 2010, 18:15
Fuuuuck I was only going to have one glass of wine and I have to get up in five hours to go to work. bad decisions! Tomorrow: drink more.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 25 Apr 2010, 08:13
woah had some HASH and some REALLY GOOD BEER awesome
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Post by: greenMonkey on 25 Apr 2010, 09:11
Oh man, I thought I wasn't going to get that fucked up last night, but apparently that plan went out the window.  I smoked a LOT, because I didn't think it was affecting me, and I only had like 4 beers, but damn by the end of night I was pretty fucked and incredibly exhausted.  I'm feeling pretty slow today too, which is alright but I have a lot of work to do.
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Post by: Ballard on 25 Apr 2010, 14:49
Hash: Americans should smoke more of it.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Apr 2010, 19:42
Hash: It's what's for breakfast

Actually come to think of it seeing as it is a public holiday I think it is only appropriate that I get really stoned.

I will honour the noble sacrifices of the brave men of the Australia New Zealand Army Corps who died so I would have the freedom to smoke illegal drugs
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Post by: Ballard on 25 Apr 2010, 20:08
I don't generally cope by smoking but I am freaking the fuck out right now trying to get my affairs in order for Wednesday's trip (going to the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival, which should be really fun and I'm super excited but I need government issued photo ID to use my e-ticket and all I have is non-government issued school photo ID and a 5 years past expiration passport and a birth certificate so they may not even let me on the plane)

It's 11 PM so I can't make any calls until tomorrow morning. Lets get stoned!
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Post by: sean on 27 Apr 2010, 22:15
man i am drunk and i cuddled with a girl which was cool  but her ex keeps on cock blockin me and its so anoying grrrrrrrrrrr
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Post by: Ballard on 27 Apr 2010, 23:06
Laugh at him for being a douche and ask her if she'd like to go elsewhere.

Honesty: it works!
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Post by: WestEnder67 on 28 Apr 2010, 22:05
I be rather drunk and - according to the girl I like - quite hot.

Good night, I guess...
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Post by: Gemmwah on 30 Apr 2010, 00:51
I need to stop drinking vodka redbull when I'm out, I'm gonna give myself a heart attack. I never appreciate the shakes, it's worse than a hangover.
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Post by: Toba on 01 May 2010, 00:19
I'm straight up sipping cool tapwater out of a big glass
That's how I do it
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 01 May 2010, 07:25
one bottle of absinthe down, one bottlwe of vodka and one of sangria to go. also maybe a bottle of shochu


and sake

oph glod
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 01 May 2010, 07:26
also playing ping pong against the koreans, whoever loses a pouint drinks{
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Post by: Lines on 01 May 2010, 10:12
I never fail to be shocked that I am generally a couple of years older than most of the regulars here. Particularly because you all seem to have lead far more exciting lives than me.

Don't worry, I feel the same way. You can come sit on my porch and talk about these dang kids and their shenanigans any time. Steve is also invited. I will supply a nice bottle of something to sip on.

OLD PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN TOO.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 01 May 2010, 21:03
m m m m beer and cigarettes

and muuuuusssssssic.
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Post by: Lunchbox on 02 May 2010, 05:21
God Linds and Dovey, I know. I went out last night to meet my boy after a gig. It was midnight and we were in the middle of the crazy bustling city, which was just getting warmed up to party. After walking around for a bit, we decided to catch the bus home and watch Mighty Boosh in bed.
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Post by: scarred on 03 May 2010, 16:05
OLD PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN TOO.

If you can call Bingo 'fun'

actually bingo is pretty fun

damn. now i want to play bingo.
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Post by: Lines on 03 May 2010, 16:07
I've not played bingo since elementary school. Um.
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Post by: pwhodges on 03 May 2010, 16:11
I've never played Bingo.  Wasn't it once called Housey Housey?  I never played that either.

Now, a Beetle Drive...
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Post by: greenMonkey on 03 May 2010, 20:56
Drinking a bottle of Magic Hat Lucky Kat IPA out of a pint glass.  It tastes a lot more malty in the glass for some reason.
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Post by: Ballard on 04 May 2010, 11:25
Got smoked up constantly by old hippies during my stay in Louisiana.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 04 May 2010, 20:22
i saw the hills today for the first time

i don't know why

if someone cold stabs spencer pratt i will throw a party
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Post by: sean on 05 May 2010, 01:11
sooooooooooo drunk

i have a final tomorrow what am i doing
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Post by: scarred on 06 May 2010, 02:04
pretty drunk! chillin with my buddy, his prospective gf, and his brother. it is an interesting sitch.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 06 May 2010, 14:53
i have been drinking gin since 11:30 this morning, and i just got back from seeing lucy porter. I sneezed partway through the show and she said that my sneeze 'must bring joy to people's lives', apparently it is adorable and sounds like mickey mouse sneezing.
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Post by: Ballard on 06 May 2010, 20:20
Gemm keep it up you're pretty rad.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2010, 22:42
Don't worry, I feel the same way. You can come sit on my porch and talk about these dang kids and their shenanigans any time. Steve is also invited. I will supply a nice bottle of something to sip on.

OLD PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN TOO.

Linds where do you live we can make this happen
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Post by: greenMonkey on 09 May 2010, 15:41
Beer.  It's what's for dessert.
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Post by: scarred on 09 May 2010, 15:42
if you waited to have beer until after your meal, you're doing it wrong
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Post by: Zingoleb on 09 May 2010, 16:11
But you're always supposed to eat dessert first.

Problem solved.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 09 May 2010, 16:24
Let me rephrase:

Beer.  It's what's for every meal.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 10 May 2010, 19:20
i am fucking wasted oh my god
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Post by: Ballard on 10 May 2010, 23:34
Someone gave me a box of hash brownies for my birthday last month and I saved myself two and put the rest out for the guests.

Today I finally ate them and am thoroughly enjoying myself.
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Post by: scarred on 11 May 2010, 00:49
druuunk. just got back from starfucker. what a great show!
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Post by: maxusy3k on 15 May 2010, 21:06
Shit I kissed teh sistser of one of me best friends and then walked her home to her wife I have made some bad decisiosn this evening.
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Post by: Drill King on 15 May 2010, 22:05
AHHHHH KISSED THE CUTEST GIRL WHILE DRESSED IN DRAG MOSTLY SOBER BUT KIND OF AAAAAH
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Post by: I Am Not Amused on 15 May 2010, 22:47
So, I mentioned my significant other in a very un-subtle way to persons interested in playing with my erogenous zones.

I am kind of proud of myself.

Also, druuuuuuuuuuuuunk.

And may have accidentally messed with my friend's relationship, which I am not proud about. He got too much "don't give a fuck" confidence off of me and communicated that to his unsure gf. I feel bad.
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Post by: Rizzo on 16 May 2010, 03:50
Not drunk but having epic whisky cravings. FML.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 16 May 2010, 14:19
Last night I had beer.  And Tequila.

Today I had a hangover.  So it goes.
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Post by: beat mouse on 16 May 2010, 18:06
Last night I was camping and drank crown royal.
this morning it turns out i am quite sunburned. argh
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Post by: Lines on 16 May 2010, 21:37
Don't worry, I feel the same way. You can come sit on my porch and talk about these dang kids and their shenanigans any time. Steve is also invited. I will supply a nice bottle of something to sip on.

OLD PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN TOO.

Linds where do you live we can make this happen

Cincinnati, Ohio. It would be so rad for you to come, but be warned - Ohio is mostly corn and Cincinnatians are acutally quite rude. But if it's out of your way, I will bring a porch somewhere and we will sit on it!

OLD PEOPLE PARTY ON MY PORCH - BE THERE OR BE...um...NOT COOL
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Post by: Dimmukane on 16 May 2010, 22:09
drank a sam smith taddy with redstone vanilla w/cinnamon mead in it
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Post by: sean on 16 May 2010, 22:10
uh, linds, mind if me and some of my buddies hang out on yr lawn?
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Post by: negative creep on 19 May 2010, 16:54
hey scukkas, i mean this is not the first time i been drunk since i posted that i wouldn't drink,...... but,... first time i post here. i guesss. i mean the first time i remember. so, be aware! I'M drunk!  and recently, it's become more serious., i mean, i can' t keep myself under control while drunk, at least not as much as i used to


be aware

be aware
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Post by: Metope on 19 May 2010, 17:25
There are many empty beer bottles in this room.

None of them are full.

I am sad.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 20 May 2010, 18:43
beers beers beers

Some Ommegang, some Hennepin, and now some Newcastle.  I finished my first year of college today and now I am drunk.  WOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 21 May 2010, 13:45
oh. i am not sober.

guys. there was a park. and i was drunk in it. and damn. also. cute girls.

summer yeaaaahhhhhh
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Post by: scarred on 24 May 2010, 01:38
40s and ridiculousness with friends i haven't seen in a while. good times.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 24 May 2010, 04:29
I was completely plastered last night and I've been fighting off the worst effects of a massive hangover for the past couple hours.
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Post by: Metope on 29 May 2010, 12:18
Hey Jens, that wine you bought for me is amazingly delicious. You're great at picking out wines, thank you so much!

I had not planned on getting drunk today, but the wine is so good I can't stop drinking it. Also lack of sleep + exhausting work + not much to eat may also have something to do with the fuzzy feeling I have right now.
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Post by: Dollface on 29 May 2010, 13:38
Drinking and talking about moomins is way of the champs.
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Post by: Lines on 29 May 2010, 16:45
uh, linds, mind if me and some of my buddies hang out on yr lawn?

Man, of course. You can heckle the golfers on the other side of the fence, too! (And if I move, you can sit on the balcony and heckle passersby.)
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Post by: Toba on 30 May 2010, 17:27
Sober posting drunk thread
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Post by: Liz on 30 May 2010, 20:46
I am working on being less sober, one beer and half a lemonade so far. We shall see.
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Post by: scarred on 02 Jun 2010, 01:39
over sasquatch i was drunk for 2.5 days straight. as in, waking up drunk, and doing a shot. and then sipping beer until night, when we broke out the hard A again.

i think i have forgotten how to be sober
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 03 Jun 2010, 15:35
got high, had beers, and watched from dusk till dawn. aw yeah.
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Post by: scarred on 03 Jun 2010, 17:08
dude i just did that like three weeks ago. it was awesome.
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Post by: Rizzo on 05 Jun 2010, 04:42
Drinking some sweet German Weiss beers tonight and watching Dr Who. AWESOME.
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Post by: Eris on 05 Jun 2010, 05:01
I am making up for pretty average thai food with vodka, OJ and RockWiz. Woo!


Can't get too drunk though, because I have work in the morning.
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Post by: sean on 05 Jun 2010, 17:34
copped an 8th of weed yesterday so i smoked a bunch and had a bunch of tallboys! rad evening!
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Post by: Metope on 05 Jun 2010, 17:41
Tonight I told a guy I was born with a penis so I could go pee in the guys toilet.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 05 Jun 2010, 17:56
<3
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Post by: ummmkay on 05 Jun 2010, 21:54
i got a job and a new apartment. i am sort of celebratory drunk, but not very. but enough so that typing this is difficult. yaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Jun 2010, 23:40
Coming down from smoking a bowl, still a little tipsy off of beer from dinner. Thinking about smoking another bowl, because I freakin' can.
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Post by: I Am Not Amused on 12 Jun 2010, 01:23
Bump because of Newcastles and pretty girls.
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Post by: Metope on 12 Jun 2010, 18:11
I spent forever trying to talk abut art with an engineering student, and then he tried to talk about engineering to me, and we were both ridiculously incompetent in each others feilds. Also I had the most amazing carrot and cinnamon cake, too bad I have no idea who made it or I'd ask for the recipe. 'twas a good night!
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Post by: Barmymoo on 13 Jun 2010, 10:16
So it's Suicide Sunday and I'm as sober as I have ever been, whilst elsewhere in the city people are at this very minute wandering round in a drunken haze with their clothes torn and their faces smeared with the many different types of raw meat they were forced to eat from plates on the ground, kneeling in a line.

I am quite glad.
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Post by: Jace on 13 Jun 2010, 23:10
Not gonna be sober for much longer. Sunday night woo!
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 16 Jun 2010, 06:38
But it was so worth it
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Post by: Patrick on 17 Jun 2010, 07:54
Cheap vodka, good beer, some weed, a really pretty lady and an evening of Scrabble, Rock Band, and pizza. Had an awesome time.
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Post by: sean on 19 Jun 2010, 22:20
stoned + listening to sugartown caberet. such a good combo
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Jun 2010, 22:37
Beer!
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Post by: sean on 20 Jun 2010, 17:45
okay drunk thread i am drunk

there we go
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Post by: scarred on 20 Jun 2010, 18:51
had some wine, took the dog for a walk, and there is cake in the fridge calling my name
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Post by: Drill King on 21 Jun 2010, 02:18
FUCK YOU OAKVILLE AND A RICH AUNTSSJ EXTEMRELY LARGE LIQUOR CABINT FUCK SUBURBUAI YOU ARE SO FUCKING AWEIRD FUCK SUPERCHUNK I AM HATE ALL OF YOU>
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Post by: A Wet Helmet on 22 Jun 2010, 21:49
Just downed a couple of nice Kolshes --which, having spent a good chunk of my teenage years in Cologne, always remind me of my youth-- crammed into the back corner of a booth with way too many bass players present.
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Post by: Patrick on 22 Jun 2010, 22:46
Chilling in a German pub slugging back Kölsch is probably one of the simplest pleasures in life.
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Post by: negative creep on 23 Jun 2010, 07:16
On the other hand, there are a lot of people who will tell you that Kölsch isn't even real beer. I don't have an opinion because I don't think I've ever tried Kölsch. (I'm not drunk, by the way)
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Post by: A Wet Helmet on 23 Jun 2010, 10:06
Well, I had a nice buzz.  Nice enough that I was too lazy and tired for umlauts even though it kinda hurt me a little inside to do so.  Now I feel compelled to correct myself.

Kölsch; Köln.

There, done.  I feel much better.
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Post by: Ballard on 23 Jun 2010, 13:39
On the other hand, there are a lot of people who will tell you that Kölsch isn't even real beer. I don't have an opinion because I don't think I've ever tried Kölsch. (I'm not drunk, by the way)

Doing it wrong.
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Post by: pwhodges on 23 Jun 2010, 15:41
Kölsch; Köln.

Fortunately for me my son lives in Marbach am Neckar (near Stuttgart) so I don't need to bother with umlauts too much...
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Post by: Patrick on 23 Jun 2010, 16:36
They're easy on Apple computers.

Also I feel like I should be disqualified from this thread on the grounds that I haven't been sober in at least 3 months. Booze or bud, it's always one of the two.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 24 Jun 2010, 19:41
I feel like I should be disqualified from this thread because I have been sober (with the exception of one blissful, blazed afternoon) for the past month and a half.

Seriously, what the fuck.  This is officially a Not Good Thing.
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Post by: thelightguy on 29 Jun 2010, 02:25
Bad idea.
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Post by: thelightguy on 29 Jun 2010, 03:19
Oh, and fuck AAA, seriously.  About the only thing they're good for is if you compulsively lock your keys in your car, and even then, your insurance company probably offers fair weather roadside assistance for cheaper that doesn't pretend to cover shit like winches and towing.

Call AAA because you need a winch out of a bog ten feet from a main road? Haha, not a chance.  Need a winch out of a snowbank?  Maybe when the snow melts.  Need a tow from a perfectly flat breakdown lane?  Oh, well our billing department has fucked up, so we're gonna charge you almost full price for this tow because our computers have you paying premium prices for basic service.  Fuck fuck fuck.
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Post by: october1983 on 29 Jun 2010, 03:58
If the thread you chose to post this in is any indication, maybe you would end up stuck in fewer snow banks and bogs if you drove sober!
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Post by: thelightguy on 29 Jun 2010, 04:44
But where's the fun in that, huh?
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Post by: thelightguy on 29 Jun 2010, 04:57
Wow, sarcasm right over your head.  You seriously think I drink and drive because I'm intoxicated and bitching about AAA being shit in a drunk thread while sitting on my couch.  At home.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thelightguy on 29 Jun 2010, 05:15
No, I was pretty well inebriated for that first post, and that's a laundry list of how they've fucked me over in the 9 months I've had this policy, with that towing incident being the recent icing on the cake that's gonna make me bitch about it everywhere I can.  Fuck em.

I totally agree with you about drunk drivers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: october1983 on 29 Jun 2010, 05:34
Drunk or not, how the hell do you end up stuck in a bog and a snow bank in the space of 9 months?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thelightguy on 29 Jun 2010, 05:58
I live in a state that usually gets about 30 inches of snowfall a year, but this year we got somewhere in the area of 60 inches in February alone.  And the city I live in is going bankrupt and could barely afford to plow the major arteries (and the alley near me where the police chief lives.)  The sidewalks were 5 foot banks surrounding roads of packed ice.

And then it finally melted and made everything soggy for another month or two, which resulted in me sinking the drive wheels of my car in mud when I was trying to park at a friend's house.

And then I sold that car because fuck getting stuck all the time and bought a 4x4 truck only to have the alternator explode on me last week, (Yes, literally.  The bearings seized up and the engine put out so much torque that it shattered the bearing casing and the rear of the alternator.  Belt was so overtensioned that it didn't even squeal.) resulting in the towing fiasco.

Basically, I need to move to NYC, never own a car, and just fix other people's.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 29 Jun 2010, 06:32
Drunk or not, how the hell do you end up stuck in a bog and a snow bank in the space of 9 months?

Doesn't take much, I guess.

(http://cassland.org/images/Oops.jpg)

I got a tow out from a passing tractor...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 29 Jun 2010, 23:45
Not Sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 30 Jun 2010, 03:00
I'm never drunk. DISQUALIFY ME IF YOU CAN, BITCHES.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 30 Jun 2010, 03:42
On the other hand, there are a lot of people who will tell you that Kölsch isn't even real beer. I don't have an opinion because I don't think I've ever tried Kölsch. (I'm not drunk, by the way)

Doing it wrong.

Doing it right has become more and more humiliating, depressing and actually dangerous for me recently, so I guess wrong is the new right for me for the time being.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 30 Jun 2010, 05:47
In that case, good on you Dom! I was just pulling your leg.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 30 Jun 2010, 21:12
baked, gonna spin the new sed non satiata on wax (just came in tonight its a really pretty blue ill hit up the new record thread when i find my camera.) with my nice headphones oh man it is gonna be amazing
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rizzo on 01 Jul 2010, 03:45
Currently drinking this;
http://www.monteiths.co.nz/beers-and-cider/seasonals/dopplebock-winter-ale
A bit drunk. Good times.
Work tomorrow but not till 11.45. FUCK YEAH.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Elizzybeth on 02 Jul 2010, 00:39
Pretty drunk and watching Koyaanisqatisi.  All the movement is making me kind of dizzy, but it's good anyway.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 02 Jul 2010, 16:18
Had Stone IPA last night.  It was excellent.
Had a lot of gin as well, which made the IPA seem even more excellent.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 02 Jul 2010, 17:24
I have 5/6th of a 6 pack of Stone IPA in my kitchen right now.

Delicious but man, it takes me a couple of minutes to work up the stones to face that much hoppiness.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ummmkay on 02 Jul 2010, 17:49
ruuuuummmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 02 Jul 2010, 18:55
ruuuuummmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ummmkay on 02 Jul 2010, 21:08
the shitty thing about living alone in a new place is that you end up drinking alone on a friday night. and i'm not drunk enough for it to be worthwhile anyway.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 03 Jul 2010, 02:47
that's sad :(

we had a pretty chill night, about 6 of us drinking shitty beer + vodka and playing moose and kings. i am pretty drunk now... the first time i've been drunk in a while. it is nice!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 03 Jul 2010, 06:09
Drink Drnak Drunk.

Went out for birthday drinks for a friend's girlfriend! Got tipsy and talked to strangers and maybe scored an invite to a local art exhibition, which would be pretty awesome if the guy remembers to visit my work (and remembers my name). I have work at 10am tomorrow, and I know I will probably be fine for it, maybe a bit tired. I love not ever getting hangovers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ummmkay on 03 Jul 2010, 07:44
the less-shitty thing about living alone in a new place is that i can walk around naked basically all the time!

eris, i am jealous! i used to think that i never got hangovers, and then i found out that i just hadn't been drinking enough.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 03 Jul 2010, 09:08
holy shit my head, how did this happen
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Jul 2010, 09:19
Fuck I wish I was wasted right now
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 03 Jul 2010, 16:06
Oh man I had Firestone and Fat Tire a few weeks ago SO GOOD
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 04 Jul 2010, 03:33
drunk again! drinking powerade and watching xfiles, BITCHESSS
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 04 Jul 2010, 08:57
last night i played svedka pong and made bacon

somehow i managed to climb that tree without putting out my cigarette
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 04 Jul 2010, 11:29
Smoking is extremely bad for you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 04 Jul 2010, 11:29
Climbing trees is awesome though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 04 Jul 2010, 21:34
man, i just dropped shrooms for the first time today. holy shit that was amazing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 05 Jul 2010, 00:54
i traded pants with my friend melanie. it wasn't the original plan, but ethan apparently wasn't wearing underwear, so he couldn't trade pants. anyway, she's in my APCs right now, and I'm in some way too short shorts. I like don't even have room for myself in them. As far as the waist goes, though, they fit fine. Hopefully  no one will ever really know?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 08 Jul 2010, 16:43
Hard Day. Came home to a handle of Jameson and went from zero to drunk like woah.

I was smart about it though.
I was like "Problem, Problem, Problem." "What can I do about them right now?" "Fuckin, nothin'" "Drunk o'fuckin clock."

Glug the fuck glug.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 08 Jul 2010, 20:25
THERE IS A MOUNTAIN OF SNOW
ACROSS THE BIG GLEN
WE HAVE A CASTLE ENCLOSED
THERE IS A FOUNTAIN
OUT OF THE FOUNTAIN FLOWS GOLD
INTO A HUGE HAND
THAT HAND IS HELD BY A BEAR
WHO HAS A SICK BAND

OF BOATS AND BEES AND TREES AND LAKES AND DONGS AND SCHLONGS AND BOOBS AND TITS AND GREEN MEAN FREE BEANS WHO POOP BLUE SHOE GLUE

OH MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA MA
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 10 Jul 2010, 11:23
Not drunk
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 11 Jul 2010, 10:31
A weekly summer tradition has formed recently between my friends and myself involving the consumption of large amounts of Woodchuck Draft Cider and appreciation of the ensuing shenanigans.

I am liking this tradition.

Except for the fact that Woodchuck Cider leaves you with a particularly dull, mild hangover.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 12 Jul 2010, 06:36
I like the woodchuck granny smith... I suggest hornsby's as well, and it is usually slightly cheaper!  I will have to perform a comparitive analysis.... yes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: greenMonkey on 12 Jul 2010, 16:27
Finally stole some Tabasco and Worcestershire Sauce from the dining hall.  Can you say Bloody Marys?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 14 Jul 2010, 21:47
hey guys who smoke pot either tomorrow or friday i am gonna cop some white widow, i am so stoked.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 15 Jul 2010, 12:51
Laphroaig for the win!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 15 Jul 2010, 13:21
Eh!  Lagavulin!

Though actually, I've got a bottle of Jura right by me at present.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 15 Jul 2010, 18:12
I want some more Monkey Shoulder, that stuff was nice. I never used to like whisky.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thomas Edison on 15 Jul 2010, 18:40
I went out without my girlfriend but with another cute girl and got smashed.



Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Toba on 15 Jul 2010, 23:40
Johnny Walker black
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 16 Jul 2010, 03:06
scotchj was on special tonight. i had an excellent opportunity to get laid (but she had a boyfriensd so i am totally a cool dude) and missed out on a party held by a girl i have a ginormous crush on so much conflict and i am a total weenie when it comes to being confident. i feel reall== lame despite being a good guy tonight :( supitd scotch spciea.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 16 Jul 2010, 10:58
urghrughrughrughrughrughrguh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 17 Jul 2010, 20:25
I think the quote of the night for last night would be "Don't fucking judge me, I just got these legs."

Also it was pretty fucking epic when my friend was whining about having a broken arm and using it as an excuse to play Rock Band guitar on easy. My response was to drunkenly remove my right shoe, flip that bitch to expert, and strum with my toes. 80 fucking percent, never failed once.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: scarred on 17 Jul 2010, 21:43
holy shit i got fucking trashed on gin last night. bad times this morning, i literally have nothing left in my stomach right now. but, it's coo. seeing inception in a bit!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 20 Jul 2010, 18:02
On the cheap whisky front, I am considering switching from Peter Dawson Special to Tullamore Dew. Thoughts?

Cheap whisky is a fucking disgrace and you should probably feel bad/good and trashy like a Russ Meyers film, so just go with whatever has the most amusing name/is cheapest.

Pissed up on the 'boom and Raki after a good Thai curry and listening to Donuts. Fucking excellent rain sounds outside too. I'm all over that shit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 20 Jul 2010, 18:03
On the cheap whisky front, I am considering switching from Peter Dawson Special to Tullamore Dew. Thoughts?

Cheap whisky is a fucking disgrace and you should probably feel bad/good and trashy like a Russ Meyers film, so just go with whatever has the most amusing name/is cheapest.

Pissed up on the 'boom and Raki after a good Thai curry and listening to Donuts. Fucking excellent rain sounds outside too. I'm all over that shit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 24 Jul 2010, 21:14
friend just gave me this photo in a fancy frame as a present. I have a framed picture of myself being blacked out, bleeding from the head. (i smashed a bottle on it, because i am a genius)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs084.ash2/37519_102531256469231_100001370711053_14956_1734453_n.jpg)
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Post by: Patrick on 26 Jul 2010, 04:13
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs101.ash2/38375_473723163997_693663997_6451564_8071302_n.jpg)

Last night got ultra fuckin' trashed off of vodka and danced with ladies to Pavement, all while throwing mockeries of gang signs. I am the adam's apple to the left.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 26 Jul 2010, 10:56
those gang signs look a lot like nipple tweaking.

on that note, doubles allllll night *sunglasses*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 29 Jul 2010, 15:18
I'm going to express myself through song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y6OWW0YVHM)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 30 Jul 2010, 13:20
warning: long post about drugs ahead, you have been warned

so...i got high on ecstasy last night for the first time and...well, it was pretty amazing. I had a somewhat religious experience which, if you know me at all, is completely insane. I've been an atheist for my entire life; even as a child who didn't know what religion was or that people believed in this god or that, I KNEW that there was no god. That was just how the universe worked. I've always based everything I ever believed in around probability and statistics and physics but last night, for the first time, I thought it might not be that simple.

Story time:
In december I found a 3 or 4 week old kitten at the bottom of my driveway. I knew it had been abandoned because he was far too young to have wandered that far on his own (I live in the woods with not many neighbors around, and certainly not very close). Anyway, he was scared and wet and cold and as soon as i sat down and called him, he came running and literally leaped into my lap. So I took him inside and gave him some food and water and we hit it off immediately, like I do with all cats (my friends call me the cat whisperer, because cats always love me). I named him Wildcard and he was the best cat I've ever had; he was amazingly unique and awesome and I loved him. This all happened during a brief stint I did of living at my parents' house again, and Wildcard and our dog Copper became fast friends.
Fast forward to last month, when I moved back out of my parents' house back into what we call "Alger Man Club" which is just a shitty double wide out in the sticks, on Manley Rd. I left Wildcard with my parents because they liked him so much and I didnt' want to seperate him and Copper because they were such good friends and Copper is getting old and I think she was lonely without another animal to play with at home.
Fast forward again to two weeks ago: Wildcard doesn't come in one night, or the next, or the next. We hold out hope that he just found a neighbor to feed him, or that he had a girlfriend or something, but with all the predators in the woods we knew he was probably dead. It's sad, but that's life you know.

so anyway, last night me and my roomates all took ecstasy (my first time) and everyone else started feeling it before I did, so I thought it wasn't working, I was a little disappointed. I had been feeling a little more depressed about Wildcard than usual that day and I went outside to smoke a cigarette and get away from my friends who were starting to get high, and while I was outside, it hit me.

But what's this? What that's shape in the dark? *gasp* IT'S A KITTY

Sure enough, there is a large orange cat pacing around me just outside the perimeter of light created by the back porch light. So I call him, I'm getting pretty high at this point and I realize that his name must be Franklin; it's the only thing he could have been called. Dunno why. He's cautious, he thinks it might be a trick, but eventually I convince him that I'm legit and he finally comes up and rubs against my knee and licks my hands.
So I'm hanging out with this cat and I remember why I actually came outside in the first place: to hit the rope swing. Let me tell you, swinging on a rope out into a dark abyss of trees and babbling brooks is one of the greatest joys in my life. Doubly so on ecstasy, it turns out. My friends are already down by the ropeswing (they had the same idea as me) and I start stumbling down the hill towards them with Franklin trotting along eagerly behind me. He keeps his distance from the others at first, but he realizes soon enough that they're just as friendly as me, so he's stoked. After a bit Franklin hears something interesting and goes wandering off and we go our separate ways.
A while later, I'm bored and annoyed at whatever it was everybody was doing inside, so I went back outside to hit the ropeswing again and it was amazing, obviously. Then when I start walking back up to the house, I see Franklin watching me from the tall grass, gently and awkwardly meowing like he's out of practice, so I go and sit by him and he hops into my lap like it's the most natural thing in the world. We sit there for...maybe an hour...I have no idea really, but I get the feeling that Franklin's owners don't appreciate him or give him the attention and respect he deserves, and I make sure tell him as much (not like he can really understand me, but it seemed possible at the time). At some point during this time the thought crosses my mind that god must be real, because he sent me this cat. It wasn't just that it was a cat though, it was everything: my best cat of all time Wildcard recently died, I was doing ecstasy for the first time, and then this amazing cat shows up out of nowhere at exactly the right moment and it all just fit together so well, it was ridiculous. I can't believe that I just legitimately thought about god, even for a second. It's such a far-removed concept for me that...I just couldn't even believe what I was thinking. Then, of course, through various trains of thought I start to think...maybe Franklin wasn't sent to me by god, but maybe Franklin IS god and he doesn't even know it. Could god exist on earth and not know he was god? I guess, I dunno. I still find the idea of a god pretty absurd, but at the time it made perfect sense. By this time, I'm laying down on my back and Franklin is laying next to me, sometimes climbing over me and being adorable. Important thing to note about Franklin: he might have had some wild cat blood in him because he was BIG, had huge ears, and an extremely long and skinny tail; very cougar-like, if I do say so myself. So i was laying on my back with Franklin, eyes closed, when I see the sky light up in a flash, even through my closed eyelids; I open them up to see a huge shooting star trail directly above me and it was exactly like Franklin's tail: it was loooong and orange and it hovered in the sky a bit longer than normal, it seemed. It was very significant at the time.
Eventually one of my roomates, and my best friend, Tj calls me wondering where the hell I was, so I told him I was with Franklin down by the ropeswing and that he should stealthily roll up and hang out with us and, after some trouble finding us in the dark, he does. We hang out, talk, pet Franklin, and "bro down" for who knows how long before we decide to take a walk up the road. We walk and talk all the way to end of the road, where it becomes a logging road that switchbacks quickly up the mountain. Franklin didn't follow us. I think he knew that me and TJ needed to be alone, even when I didn't necessarily know that yet. When we get to the end we realize that we're not done yet, we can't turn back, it's not time yet. So we go under the gate and start up the mountain. We continue walking and talking for several hours before we finally realize we're almost to the top and that we should probably head back. We told stories and shared feelings and basked in the glory of the Mtn. Dew and Marlboros I had (I frikkin power smoked almost the whole damn pack, with a little bit of help. Sorry, throat and lungs)

So we were coming down, both off the mountain and the drugs, and eventually got back to the house and went to bed (it was probably 3 or 4 in the morning at this point).

anyway, it was a pretty amazing night and I'm glad that Franklin showed up to help me with my thoughts regardless of whether it was coincidence or divine intervention. And I think that was the point: it wouldn't really matter if it was one or the other, because it'll all buff out in the end, anyway.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 31 Jul 2010, 02:51
I think naan bread is my version of the drunk kebab, because I just bought and ate a spinach, cheese and garlic naan bread from the local indian restaurant and it was delicious. I am also a bit drunk from having drinks with workmates after my shift. I have to work for 12 hours tomorrow, so I figured I should celebrate a little tonight. bluh.
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Post by: beat mouse on 31 Jul 2010, 03:54
i styarted drinkin on tueday,. it is becoming harder every auy to find this thread. whisket is not always a firnend in deed.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 31 Jul 2010, 08:00
Quote from: Eris
naan bread

Quote from: Eris
delicious

Quote from: Eris
drunk

i made a beef madras + rice taco with that stuff, best idea I ever had
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Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Aug 2010, 10:08
i fell out of a tree last night while looking for branches to make smores with
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Metope on 01 Aug 2010, 11:21
This is one out of several similar conversations that took place last night:

Me: While your're in the kitchen, can you get me a glass of water?
Friend: Sure, here you go.
Me: Thanks, is this water?
Friend: No, it's gin & tonic with extra gin.
Me: Right, that'll do.


... Ow my head
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Post by: Barmymoo on 01 Aug 2010, 11:57
Why did you check to see if it was water?
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Post by: Metope on 01 Aug 2010, 12:05
Because I did not hear her turning on the tap at any point and there was no bottled water in that house.

Also she has a tendency of just handing me whatever she's drinking if I ask for something and then make herself a new drink afterwards.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 01 Aug 2010, 23:22
holy fck my firnecd was on campus and dicedie that we were going to do tequila shot s and now I am pretty fucking drunk and I have not decided to edit this post so you get full drunken glory allrights.
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Post by: scarred on 02 Aug 2010, 02:27
I like how at first it's full of typos, and then the spelling is pretty immaculate (up until the last word).
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 02 Aug 2010, 11:20
oh man i have not been this hungover in ages. it's seven in the evening, and i still haven't left bed. ouch
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Post by: johnny5 on 04 Aug 2010, 21:43
warning: long post about drugs ahead, you have been warned


pretty cool story man. so how was the comedown? how'd you feel the day after? they sounded like clean pills

also for me i just spent a few hours at some korean bar type place, drinking soju, which i guess is like korean vodka. when its flavored, its kind of girly, but it defintely creeps up on you
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 05 Aug 2010, 10:16
I felt great, actually. I always hear about how the next day sucks but I felt freaking awesome.

aside from sweaty and dirty from rolling around in the dirt and walking up a dusty logging road, that is. Shower fixed that though.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 05 Aug 2010, 10:51
You don't start getting shitty comedowns until you're using the stuff more than once a month for a while, and/or taking 3+ pills in a night.  I've been rolling about once a month or so for the past few years, never more than 2 pills in a night (OK, 2 1/2 once or twice) and I've never had anything worse than a little fatigue and maybe some empty-headedness a couple days after.  Generally the day immediately after you roll isn't actually as bad as the day after that (the "Tuesday Blues").  But depression doesn't set in unless you've made some certifiably bad decisions.
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Post by: sean on 06 Aug 2010, 07:38
oh god i am hungover. this is because i threw a party last night. oh lord.
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Post by: ummmkay on 07 Aug 2010, 20:16
WEDDINGS! weddings with open bars are infinitely superior. slightly drunk on wine. i tried every kind available. lots of dancing. excellent reception. woooooooooooo
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Post by: scarred on 08 Aug 2010, 03:04
drunk from a mild-mannered get-together at a friend's apt, and a little loopy from excess hookah. i dj'd for a while, it was rad.
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Post by: Ballard on 08 Aug 2010, 07:35
My friends got a really sweet apartment and threw a wild housewarming party. I romanced a bottle of Jim Beam.

It's the morning after and I'm lying on a shag rug relaxing. August has been good to me.
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Post by: johnny5 on 08 Aug 2010, 22:56
You don't start getting shitty comedowns until you're using the stuff more than once a month for a while, and/or taking 3+ pills in a night.  I've been rolling about once a month or so for the past few years, never more than 2 pills in a night (OK, 2 1/2 once or twice) and I've never had anything worse than a little fatigue and maybe some empty-headedness a couple days after.  Generally the day immediately after you roll isn't actually as bad as the day after that (the "Tuesday Blues").  But depression doesn't set in unless you've made some certifiably bad decisions.

for me its always been after speedier pills, ones that arent as pure/clean. but yeah probably also because i end up taking more of them when they aren't pure

drinking bourbon with a little umbrella in the glass. thats what makes it on the rocks
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 10 Aug 2010, 02:12
I have the majority of a FourLoko left, and if I can hook myself up with some codeine cough drops, I'll make a night of it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 10 Aug 2010, 10:14
FourLoko

yesss

codeine cough drops

noooooooo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 10 Aug 2010, 10:14
Robotripping is for losers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 10 Aug 2010, 10:14
Do a real fucking drug.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 10 Aug 2010, 10:34
Robotripping is not codeine, dogg.

Codeine is a weak opiate.  The drug it is most similar to is Vicodin.  It's mild but it can be pretty heavy if you combine it with alcohol.

Robotripping is something else altogether: dextromethorphan (DXM).  DXM is the active ingredient in many varieties of Robitussin, and it acts as a dissociative when taken in high doses.  Many people consider it "psychedelic" (although I would definitely not).  The drug it is most similar to is probably PCP, except without the delirious unstoppable Hulk-out rages that people on PCP sometimes go into.  It makes you talk to nobody on phones that don't exist and smoke your cigarettes the wrong way around.  Robotripping IS really dumb, but it bears little to no resemblance to the mild painkillers that Patrick was considering.
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Post by: Ballard on 10 Aug 2010, 11:07
Oh whoops, I entirely missed the word Codeine in favor of the words "cough drops"

Sadly I'm well aware of what DXM is.

A group of people I know went through a phase of shoplifting Coricidin and taking two or three trays at a time.

It's a really gross, lame scene.

Carry on with your mild painkillers Pat.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 11 Aug 2010, 23:08
Guys, iamd fa;lkj so fuckdiagsn fuckedas up jeasdus christr. i hiTA THE CAPSLUCK ON POURPOSE AND i SWEAR TO GOD THAT i'M TRYING TO TYPE CAREDULYT. Athank you, good ngiht. In a relatedf sorty I thinkn I'm going to\ die aleon, budt that's a talea for anoather night.\\Well, not reallt thar's every night and goddamnit this thread was supopsred to cheer me uap.
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Post by: scarred on 11 Aug 2010, 23:10
if there was a like button i would press it like seven times
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 11 Aug 2010, 23:34
OH gfod did I type that? Okay, okay, I think I'm coming down abit. Hold, on, no wait. I think I just neeed to go to bed. damn, guys
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 11 Aug 2010, 23:36
Why did I make a beelein for this thread? My room smells like beer and I DOn't know if I"m going to be able to sleep. Water, need it, okay, have a game plan, just do it, Phil. Bu tnowww I have to climb stairs and that doens't sound fun at all,.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 Aug 2010, 10:31
Jesus, couldn't I have just shut up after the first post? also, owwwwww, my head.
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Post by: Radical AC on 13 Aug 2010, 00:32
So, similar to Scott Pilgrim I", don't drink."  I this is the first time I've just slammed some PBR's all year.  My old female roommate and my current best friend/roommate became fwb, and we are sitting here watching the Nostalgia Critic reviews while they grope each other.  I don't know if I'm frustrated, annoyed,, drunk/horny,whatever.  Alcohol bleh, I doesn't help at all right now...
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Post by: Ballard on 13 Aug 2010, 02:06
A question addressed to those who have experience with ecstasy:

I'm going to a party this coming Friday and I've been considering buying some E for the occasion. My only prior experience with the drug is half a tab of mostly meth with a small bit of MDMA that I took last year. It was on a friend's couch, we didn't leave his apartment all night, and it did little for me anyway.

The party in question is going to be fucking crazy- three floors and a roof, bands and DJs on every floor non-stop from 10 PM to 6 AM. The last time I was at this venue, it was enjoyable mayhem. There were maybe 350 people packed in, all of them fucked up on something. I'm worried about my ability to keep track of the shit on my person, however minimal I keep it, and my general well-being. What's the best way to deal with that?

Additionally, is there anything I should know about dosing? I'm about 6' and 165 lbs. I'd be with a petite lady friend who is 5'3 and 110 lbs. We each planned to take just one tab.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 13 Aug 2010, 07:09
Rule number one is TEST YOUR PILLS.  If you don't have a test kit and you don't know anyone who does, then at least go to pillreports.com or ecstacydata.com and try to look your pills up and see what people say about them.  There are plenty of shitty pills out there and some of them are just 5-hour panic attacks waiting to happen (piperazine-cocktail pills are scary as shit and you want to avoid them at all costs ... unfortunately, depending on the integrity of your sources, they can show up more often than the real stuff).  BE CAREFUL.  (Do you already know what kind of pills you'll be getting?)

If the venue allows you to bring in a water bottle, do it, and fill it up at the bathroom tap every time it's empty (it's best to drink about a pint every hour or so, especially if you're dancing a lot).  It can be easy to forget to drink water if you're really engaged in dancing or making friends, so use a buddy system ... if it occurs to one of you to drink water, make sure you both have some.  If you have to buy water, at least save your bottle for refills.  If this is a truly underground party and they're using a raw warehouse with no running water facilities (rare but not out of the question) then you'll just have to buy water all night.

Try to take breaks on the roof at least once an hour or so ... fresh air is important at packed warehouse parties.  Just give yourselves some time to breathe every so often.

Don't carry too much shit with you unless there's a coat-check situation, which there probably won't be.
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Post by: beat mouse on 13 Aug 2010, 12:41
Do a real fucking drug.
I'm going to a party this coming Friday and I've been considering buying some E for the occasion.

(http://anythinghollywood.com/wp-content/2009/09/90908W9_CLOONEY_B-GR_01-2.jpg)

Yeeeaaahhhhhh....
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Post by: Ballard on 13 Aug 2010, 12:55
I wasn't planning on bringing a lot in the first place (although when I was there during the winter once, there was a coat check).

My issue is, can I safely bring my iPhone (I can't not bring a cell phone), keys, wallet, without losing them?
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Post by: beat mouse on 13 Aug 2010, 13:07
That is entirely up to you and your own experience. E isn't some wonder drug that makes you lose all control of what you're doing, it just makes you want to put your p into everything.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 13 Aug 2010, 13:20
it makes touching things pretty awesome.

when I did it the other week, I had some ropeburns on most of the fingers on my right hand, so the nerves were sort of "shut down" and that hand couldn't sweat. It made touching things ridiculous because my left hand was all sensitive and sweaty but my right was a little more numb and totally dry. It was like touching things from two different perspectives and it blew my mind.

I stood on my rope swing platform for about ten minutes fondling the rope before I realized what I was doing and jumped.
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Post by: october1983 on 13 Aug 2010, 13:38
From my limited experience, I'd say that your possessions are about as safe on E as they would be if you were just drinking heavily. Personally I'd streamline as much as possible. Could you just take some cash, ID, keys and a phone? I guess the phone is perhaps the biggest issue - I take it you don't have an old/cheap handset you could take for emergencies?
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Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Aug 2010, 15:58
wooo work-sponsored happy hour
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Post by: johnny5 on 13 Aug 2010, 17:51
I wasn't planning on bringing a lot in the first place (although when I was there during the winter once, there was a coat check).

My issue is, can I safely bring my iPhone (I can't not bring a cell phone), keys, wallet, without losing them?

yeah so what that dude said about pillreports is legit. i never buy E before asking my dealer what they are, checking on them, then calling back if they're good. as a general rule though i don't buy any E that's gimmicky-shaped, like star shaped, or shaped like a penis or what have you. hockey pucks for me please. but i would get like 2 pills for you, maybe for her too, just in case

about what you're bringing with you, since you haven't actually rolled before in a good way, try to bring only things you really need. keys, wallet (take only ID and cash and a card i guess, leave other things like your insurance and all that other shit ppl keep in their wallets at home). i think a phone is a good idea, you might get lost or separated from your girl-friend (i see so many people after raves just freaking outside of the event because they got lost and couldn't contact their friends. i would have given them my phone to use, except it's a lot funnier not to). although if it's as crowded as you think, probably a lot of people will be bumping into you and your pockets. i usually bring like 50 bucks in cash and a card with me. but yeah basically consider how you are under the influence of other things and plan accordingly

also if you guys end up fucking you should probably know it'll be very hard for you to cum. you might also get limpdick. so, i dunno, just go to town on her and make sure she gets hers

also try nitrious when you're rolling. on the roof if you can

i'm doing a 'real fucking drug' tonight. black tar. tastes nasty
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Post by: Spluff on 13 Aug 2010, 19:12
it has become apparent that my life is a piece of performance art illustrating the dangers of alcohol
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 13 Aug 2010, 22:07
nights involving gratuitous amounts of jack daniels and surf guitar are funnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Post by: Patrick on 14 Aug 2010, 02:02
FourLoko

yesss

OH MAN THE FAMILIARITY

yeahhhh dude, alcohol makes me happier than i would be normally

this is the first red flag indicating alcoholism, but fuck it, artificial happiness is better than none at all,  yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by: greenMonkey on 14 Aug 2010, 17:25
So, clearly Thai food is better when combined with beers, and clearly beers are better when consumed in large amounts.  WHY AM I SO TIPSY AT ONLY 8:30?!!!!!
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Post by: Dollface on 15 Aug 2010, 02:38
I'm your hot chocolate train, driving around in your carrot juice ocean.

im your midnight lover just singging beetlejuice cover.

im yours for 4,99 like billy mays said

drive me around like russian made lada there is no other.

slap my butt like 257 pound pig

im so wired that donald would said "you are hired"

also i ate big mac so you know ild be back.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 17 Aug 2010, 17:48
Ecstacy comedowns are why medical science invented ketamine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 17 Aug 2010, 22:57
About to start a night of Mickey's, FourLoko, and chillouts. Apartment to myself for a couple days, it's nice.
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Post by: snalin on 18 Aug 2010, 01:24
There's this kinda shitty song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSD4vsh1zDA) about when I'm drinking this week. It goes:

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday


Starting up Uni turns out the be ONE HELL OF A WEEK YES
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Post by: allison on 18 Aug 2010, 06:29
snalin
dude fuck you that is not okay. no black eyed peas in this forum ever. especially that 'song'.
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Post by: beat mouse on 18 Aug 2010, 10:07
today i woke up to an empty bottle of jack daniels and a cute lady. so i am feeling sober now but good lord, i haven't hit it like that in quite a while. work should be fun today.
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Post by: scarred on 18 Aug 2010, 10:57
woof hungover, surprised i didn't make it here last night.
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Post by: Dollface on 18 Aug 2010, 12:07
woof hungover, surprised i didn't make it here last night.

shut your mouth loverboi.
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Post by: Metope on 20 Aug 2010, 16:03
my night can my summed up by: norwegian/english/spanish blabbering, hanging out with two chileans, a girl with too much plastic surgery work done from iran, two hot german girls, toga parties, backstreet boys, weird candy, rum & coke, gin & tonic, seriously cheap beer opened with a knife by a cute bartender, running into an old friend i haven't seen in two years on the bus, getting hit on by several drunkards on the train home

i am working warly shift tomorrow hurray
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Post by: Dollface on 21 Aug 2010, 00:08
How drunk i was last night?


(answer is: very)
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Post by: beat mouse on 21 Aug 2010, 10:37
Things took a bizarre left turn at Albuquerque when the bartender started pouring absinthe. I am the president of the IFF right now.
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Aug 2010, 12:24
My night last night consisted of having friends over, us getting shitfaced ('cept for me, the DD), having them get all pissed off at a guy for talking shit (admittedly, I was pissed too, dude was saying our friend without functioning kidneys deserved to have her condition and to be sick), having them call a bunch of people to meet outside on the other side of the street from my apartment, and then drive over to the dude's house and confront him.

What the fuck kinda people do I involve myself with.
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Post by: scarred on 22 Aug 2010, 12:33
rolled mali for the first time last night, that was pretty fun
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 23 Aug 2010, 10:03
I've always thought it was spelled "molly," like the name.
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Post by: scarred on 23 Aug 2010, 10:19
i think yr right. i just always thought it was spelled "mali" for some reason, like the country. but yeah, a quick n' dirty google search tells me it's molly. can't you tell i'm a drug nub?
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Post by: JimmyJazz on 24 Aug 2010, 22:35
still kinda drunk cause tonight was awesome! make outs and fine whsikey yum
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Post by: scarred on 26 Aug 2010, 23:49
beer and a shot, that turned into another shot, and another shot, and another shot. with my dad n' lil' brother. happy birthday to me!
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Post by: ummmkay on 27 Aug 2010, 16:47
drinking wine by myself. perhaps i shall finish the bottle tonight. i'm not drunk enough for typos yet.
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Post by: Ballard on 27 Aug 2010, 16:54
snalin
dude fuck you that is not okay. no black eyed peas in this forum ever. especially that 'song'.

Black Eyed Peas were pretty alright before Fergie came along.

today i woke up to an empty bottle of jack daniels and a cute lady. so i am feeling sober now but good lord, i haven't hit it like that in quite a while. work should be fun today.

o/

rolled mali for the first time last night, that was pretty fun

o/
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Post by: scarred on 27 Aug 2010, 20:58
\o
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Post by: beat mouse on 27 Aug 2010, 22:49
(\|) (;,,;) (|/) woop woop woop woop
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Post by: Patrick on 28 Aug 2010, 00:31
Tall can of Mickey, chilling with my neighbor/main homie, tryna get some chill time with my lady but she had an exceptionally rough day at work. It's all chill, I'm tired as fuck. Been on my feet and on my game all day and I do feel like I actually deserve this relaxation. I can't believe today was a good day. I can't fucking believe I had a good day.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 28 Aug 2010, 11:29
I drank an entire bottle of arbor mist sangria last night and somehow forgot about it.  On top of the 8 other beers.  Yet I somehow feel like a million bucks?
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Post by: Liz on 28 Aug 2010, 15:29
Delayed reaction. Your hangover arrives tomorrow morning.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 28 Aug 2010, 15:43
I mean I'm a little gassy and tired, and I had a small headache that went away after I made some eggs, but other than that I do not feel like I drank as much as I did.

My hypothesis is that my hangover intensity is directly related to how much of what kind of alcohol I drink.  Wine=headaches, and it was only a bottle; beer=gassiness, I only had 8.  I haven't tested this theory with mead...
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Post by: Ballard on 28 Aug 2010, 16:29
Beer makes me bloated while drinking and dull, achey, and often migrainey the next day.

Cider does the same thing 10x. Fuck you cider, you are tasty self-destruction.

Whisky gets me trashed, eventually drowsy, I sleep like a baby, and I wake up the next morning as if it never happened.

I <3 whisky.
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Post by: ummmkay on 28 Aug 2010, 18:34
"only" a bottle? dang. i mean, the one time i drank a bottle of wine by myself, i felt like absolute shit the next day. i never get headaches though, i just feel horrible and nauseous.

wine does make me super sleepy though. i fell asleep at 8:30 last night, and then woke up at 2am starving to death.

in the spirit of this thread, i am about to go to a going away party where i may or may not get shitfaced.
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Post by: Patrick on 29 Aug 2010, 09:10
Got so damn stoned last night that I threw up.

To be fair, it was a LOT of fucking weed. A LOT OF FUCKING WEED. 4 bowls in that bubbler roughly amounts to 10 bowls in any other piece on Earth.

I am going back to bed, still stoned 6 hours later.
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Post by: Ballard on 29 Aug 2010, 22:45
Oh man this weekend.

Whisky, 4Loko, weed, weed, peach schnapps jello shots, 4Loko
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Post by: sean on 30 Aug 2010, 23:14
pot and booze and more pot oh noooooooooooooooo

what the fuck is 4loko somebody was joking around cause they were drinking 4loko out of a wine glass and i was just very confused.

ahhhhhhhhhhh im just pissed right now.
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Post by: beat mouse on 31 Aug 2010, 01:42
24oz can of pure recockulus energy drink mixed with 12% alcohol. The favorite drink of a crazy person. Tastes like carbonated antifreeze mixed with plastic bottle vodka in a toilet. The strange interaction between the caffeine, alcohol, and rat poison in this drink gets a person beyond drunk. The technical term for this reckless state is 'different'.
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Post by: scarred on 31 Aug 2010, 01:43
bitch beer, the lost world jurassic park, and now the american godzilla. ffffffuuuuuuck yup.
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Post by: Ballard on 31 Aug 2010, 02:05
4loko out of a wine glass

hahahahahahaha

beat mouse hit the nail pretty much on the head.
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Post by: Patrick on 31 Aug 2010, 17:20
Guys last night I went to dinner at my dad's house stoned out of my gourd. First time being stoned around a parent, ever. I was definitely paranoid that I'd turn into a nervous wreck. But once he brought the guitars out so we could jam, it got a lot better. Stoned jams are where I am in my element. He probably just thought I'd been practicing more.

Forunately my eyes were white as could be and my smell was no stonier than it should have been, so I don't think he noticed. They did send me home with food, though, so I can't help but wonder. Still though.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 31 Aug 2010, 20:36
Oh god, I don't think I could ever be stoned around my parents.  They would know right away, because I would just burst out laughing the second I saw them, and I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

In other news, Summit makes some pretty good beers.  Their Extra Pale Ale is deliciously and incredibly drinkable, and their new Horizon Red Ale is hoppy and tasty.
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Post by: Alex C on 31 Aug 2010, 20:39
When my little brother was 12, I got him stoned and talked him into calling our parents. My stepdad was infamous for not punishing us for doing anything that made him laugh. It probably contributed to the divorce.
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Post by: Elizzybeth on 31 Aug 2010, 23:07
My parents were stoned in front of me so much when I was growing up, I don't think they would've noticed.  My mom started offering me pot for minor maladies (cramps, headaches, etc.) when I was about 15.  Now I smoke with them sometimes?
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Post by: Ballard on 01 Sep 2010, 05:52
fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Last night I went to The Abbey to have a celebratory beer with a friend. I had just finished my first day of college and he had signed a lease to move back to New York. One beer turned into three, then we decided to get a carafe of white wine. Before I knew it I was fucking plastered.

We took a cab somewhere and he dropped me off and somehow I got on the train and took it too far twice in opposite directions and then finally made it home two and a half hours later and passed out.

fuckin Tuesday
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Post by: beat mouse on 01 Sep 2010, 11:40
Last night I was surprisingly drunk after 4 large beers and only one shot of jack daniels. I am confused by this and would like to know how this could have made me puke. Something is amiss!
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Post by: scarred on 01 Sep 2010, 12:50
cancer
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Post by: Patrick on 02 Sep 2010, 15:05
Drove stoned for the first time last night. I checked mirrors more frequently, used my turn signal at all appropriate times, and even pulled over and yelled at a dude for taking his seatbelt off. It was good shit.
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Post by: Ballard on 03 Sep 2010, 00:38
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Post by: sean on 03 Sep 2010, 09:12
so a beer or two after explosions in the sky turned into lets get breakfast at 8am cause oops we drank all night till the sun came up ahhhhhhhhhh hungover+im getting lunch with my parents in like 20 minutes fuuuuuuuuuuck
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Post by: Lunchbox on 03 Sep 2010, 16:48
Boyfriend's band had a big gig last night and I woke up to find the guitar player asleep on my sofa, and he had to be at work (which is an hour away) an hour ago. My head is still spinning. Good times!
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 03 Sep 2010, 22:44
bourban and tattoo guns are only a bad idea if you are on the recieving end of both.

i'm only recieving bourbon, and not tattoos, so I can freely laugh at my friends creating new regrets in real time
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Post by: scarred on 04 Sep 2010, 12:48
rum and tequila! oh dear.
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Post by: Lines on 04 Sep 2010, 18:49
I just played my first game of beer pong. I don't know if that's sad or not.

And now for the rum!
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Post by: Lines on 04 Sep 2010, 23:18
Ok, so if any of you have heard of the game Ninja Burger, it is the funniest thing ever to play as a drinking game, because once the DM gets drunk, things get even more ridiculous and hilarious than they started out as.
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Post by: Ballard on 06 Sep 2010, 18:21
Honestly, beer pong can be pretty fun. It's got a bad rap as the bro sport of choice.
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Post by: scarred on 06 Sep 2010, 23:20
yeah i enjoy beer pong, especially when we play with water in the cups and just sip on our mixed drinks the whole time.
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Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2010, 23:18
fuuuuuuuuuuck so drunk + this one girl almost made me cry cause she was so mean to me + i just found out via facebook that a girl ive had a crush on for like a fucking year has a boyfriend fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

it might be okay though im playing an open mic tomorrow with another cute girl who i like so maybe it is okay?
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Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2010, 23:19
its tuesday (fuck wednesday) and im drunk what have i doneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by: beat mouse on 08 Sep 2010, 01:56
tuesdays, like all days that end with Y, are acceptable to drink on!

i prefer to think of myself as a convivial member of the hospitality industry, and not as a high functioning alcoholic chef.
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Post by: allison on 08 Sep 2010, 06:26
When I was working in a restaurant, half the kitchen staff were either drunk or high on cocaine.
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Post by: scarred on 08 Sep 2010, 12:06
yeah there was a restaurant i worked at where if you weren't high, you weren't working
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Post by: Patrick on 08 Sep 2010, 18:51
Probably gonna be arranging shelves high. I was really hoping 3 hours would be enough time to come down but nope, no dice, son.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 08 Sep 2010, 20:40
First big college party night of the year for me.  Kegger at my friend's apartment.  Holy fuck too much flip cup and now I'm eating salty snacks and listening to Q and Not U.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 08 Sep 2010, 20:53
MMMMMM continuing to post in the drunk thread now listening to godspeed and drinking gatorade mmmmmmm
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Post by: Allybee on 09 Sep 2010, 22:10
note to self: stop being a shithead. love, drunk ally.
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Post by: beat mouse on 10 Sep 2010, 01:41
despite my best efforts i checked two threads before this: cooking thread, and i dont remember the other. good game, thursday, your cheap drink specials got me effectively hammered.
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Post by: sean on 10 Sep 2010, 10:26
so i tried cocaine last night! it was pretty alright i guess, though its kind of weird. not really my scene i guess. but then after i smoked some sour d and got drunk whoooooooooo
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 10 Sep 2010, 11:07
"It was pretty alright, I guess" is basically the standard among the positive reviews I've heard from people who try cocaine for the first time.  The negative reviews are along the lines of "it's boring and not even close to worth the money."  I haven't heard anything from regular users that make it sound any more attractive.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Sep 2010, 12:14
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Post by: Patrick on 10 Sep 2010, 13:00
Got Loko last night, had a bitchin' rad time doing it. God it's nice to be employed again.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 10 Sep 2010, 13:12
i need to find somewhere that sells fourloko because fuckin' a that shit sounds fun.
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Post by: sean on 10 Sep 2010, 16:16
yeah oww i mean i dont even think that was really worth the money. it was fun but like i would rather do other drugs that are more fun and way less expensive.

also gemm at least where i am you can get 4loko at like, 711s and shit like that. it really isn't hard to find, i dont think.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 10 Sep 2010, 16:50
i seriously can't find it anywhere, i may have to resort to ebay.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 10 Sep 2010, 16:52
I have a fifth of Jack Daniels and two six packs of Long Trail IPA.  COLLLLLLLEGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Edit:
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Post by: snalin on 11 Sep 2010, 12:59
My dad gave me one and a half bottle of wine.

I'm suspecting that my family isn't quite taking alcohol seriously enough.

I'm also wishing that there was a special ladder in SC2 that you could enter while drunk. I'm gonna 6pool 5 matches in a row and see if it can get me up to diamond. Getting to bronze right off the bat would probably make me realize that I suck, but platinum makes me want more.

Posting is pretty awesome right now. I've got no idea why any of my tabs are up. Whilde.
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Post by: Patrick on 11 Sep 2010, 16:40
I have a fifth of Jack Daniels and two six packs of Long Trail IPA.  COLLLLLLLEGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Edit:
DRUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNK

I would like to congratulate you on a well-executed edit afterthought.
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Post by: Papersatan on 11 Sep 2010, 21:33
Today I was visiting Allison in Toronto.  We had many rum drinks. It was GRREEEAT.  We were tinychattign with the internets.  She went to bed and the intenet did too.  I am not tired.  I have never been this drunk alone before.  I still have most of another drink.  I think I can't drink it though.  That would be sad as I am already quite drunk and also alone now :( 
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Post by: Dazed on 12 Sep 2010, 00:47
Hey thread, am drunk. am drunk posting on the internet. Got together with a friend of mine tonight, who I had not hung out with in ages, like 2-3 years+. He is my best friend from childhood, and while talking tonight we realized we would pretty much always be friends no matter what. It's prett aweseom we've talked alot about life and shit we've been through and I'm sure 90% of it is just drunk shit but its been really great reconnecting regardless. Glad it happened, saturday night officially well spent
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Post by: beat mouse on 12 Sep 2010, 04:07
I'm also wishing that there was a special ladder in SC2 that you could enter while drunk.

my life.

also, my night took an incredibly bizarre turn. it started off getting drunk with some friends, dancing with an awesome girl, and before i knew it i was being dragged into the girl's bathroom stall at a different bar being propositioned to go to a swinger's party the next town over, by being asked to escort said girl out of the bar to protect her from the "creepy 40 year old trying to get me to go to a swingers party" only to end up around the corner with said 40 year old who was trying to welcome me with cocaine and his wife. and then when I got out of that situation, all of my friends were gone and I had to walk home for an hour and a half in the pouring rain. soooooooooooooooooooooo lame.
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Post by: snalin on 12 Sep 2010, 06:09
I'm also wishing that there was a special ladder in SC2 that you could enter while drunk.

Turns out that there's no need for this - I won like a motherfucker while drunk.
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Post by: Patrick on 12 Sep 2010, 08:06
By nothing short of a miracle, I got smoked out last night. Is this a sign that there really is a God?
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 Sep 2010, 10:24
Man you know that you smoke too much when you've got enough roach weed sittin' around to roll another complete blunt.

In relation to the stuff about coke earlier I gotta say that I just don't think I have the nose for it, meaning my nose is really sensitive and I'm doing just fine with the materials that I already have that justfying the cost of something like that which is also way more addictive just isn't something I have any desire to do. One of my friends is really into the idea of it though, and I have to keep talking him down because its not like its hard to find around here, sometimes we have more luck finding dealers that will sell coke than ones that have the green. If only it were this easy to find shrooms...
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 13 Sep 2010, 10:08
Gonna get drunk on wine.

CLASSYDRUNK
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Post by: Gemmwah on 15 Sep 2010, 18:24
ffffffucvk guys i h ave notb bebeen this drunk in about nine or ten months i an fucked so hard, jeez. tjere are boys in my house and i am opless and if one of them plays my copy of halo reach i will have to killl them
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Post by: Allybee on 17 Sep 2010, 23:26
ally: it's just really lame that boys have never been into me like, ever.
friend: what? I wish I could say something to make you feel better.
ally: no, it's kind of just a fact at this point.
friend: some day a guy will realize that you're a wonderful person...
ally: but I want to be physically attractive!
friend: ... but you're such a great person.
ally: okay, cool, I look like shit but at least I have a great personality.
friend: I have to go. goodnight.




I hope we are still friends tomorrow
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Post by: Allybee on 17 Sep 2010, 23:27
also I LOVE long trail ipa
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Post by: Allybee on 17 Sep 2010, 23:34
I'm a jerk but I'm really fucking sick of hearing about how good my personality is

clearly it isnt even that great

but people have nothing else to say at this point
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Post by: Patrick on 18 Sep 2010, 01:50
You don't give your personality enough credit and that is probably the only thing I can think of that might detract from it.

I'm stoned. I have to quit after this stash runs out. Mental health people want me to quit in the name of good science re: prescribing medicine for me, but I get the feeling like they don't want me to smoke it ever again. Or drink ever again.

This irks me, which probably just confirms that I really am a person with an addict's mentality and that I should basically not do anything bad ever.
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Post by: beat mouse on 18 Sep 2010, 02:50
red bull
orange juice
cranberry juice
sprite
151.

new. favourite. drink.
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Post by: Metope on 18 Sep 2010, 03:32
Also Ally, I have never seen you irl, but I'm 100% sure the pics I've seen of you can't be that far off, and you look completely stunning in them! To be honest, the only thing you need to fix about yourself is your self esteem. You're one of those people who have both great looks AND a great personality, I don't understand how you can think so low of yourself!
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Post by: Allybee on 18 Sep 2010, 06:18
having someone tell you that you just need to make an effort when you're already making an effort kind of stings :|
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Post by: scarred on 18 Sep 2010, 14:36
new. favourite. drink.

want
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Post by: Van donk III on 18 Sep 2010, 15:18
Miller. for the first time in years. good buzz, although I must be in work in a few hours.........fuck it, i'm a casual.
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Post by: Lines on 18 Sep 2010, 15:31
Ally, you are a beautiful girl. Who ever said that needs a glass of something thrown in their face.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 18 Sep 2010, 19:49
to be filed under "my alcohol tolerance is embarrassingly low", after one glass of this Swedish vodka drink:

Friend: "haha oh man, you're already slurring?
Me: "No dude, I wasn't slurring my sleep on accident"
Friend: "...?"
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Post by: Patrick on 18 Sep 2010, 23:30
My final bowl of weed was smoked tonight. I've quit drinking. I guess it's goodbye, this thread. I'll miss you.
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Post by: squawk on 18 Sep 2010, 23:38
i have been away from home for about ten hours and i am already stoned out of my mind i don't understand. sigh

this isn't supposed to HAPPEN
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Post by: Allybee on 19 Sep 2010, 00:01
thanks linds, you're fucking beautiful and wonderful. it sucks cause the guy I was into was actually more into that friend than me tonight. but she promised me she wouldn't do anything with him. so, whatever.

also anna that is exactly how it's supposed to happen
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Post by: Spluff on 19 Sep 2010, 00:19
ally your personality sucks, I just pretend to like it because of your rockin looks
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Post by: Metope on 19 Sep 2010, 08:52
having someone tell you that you just need to make an effort when you're already making an effort kind of stings :|

That's not what I meant! I just wish you were able to see yourself the way a lot of people here see you, because you are super attractive and gorgeous! On a less serious note: If you're struggling with self esteem issues the best thing you can do is to move to Britain. It really helps, I've been here for only 2 weeks and I already feel prettier than ever before.
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Post by: pwhodges on 19 Sep 2010, 09:10
Are you saying that the British are all ugly?
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Post by: Metope on 19 Sep 2010, 09:32
I'm saying the guys are very flirty and gives all the foreign girls a lot of attention.


(There are quite a few unatractive people here though, I heard the vikings stole most of the good looking brits back in the days. They must have missed some I think, because the good looking Brits are very good looking!)
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Post by: Patrick on 20 Sep 2010, 12:02
I've quit drinking.

I lied, totally getting Loko after work tonight. fml
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Post by: Wasteroo on 20 Sep 2010, 12:10
aw man Patrick
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Post by: Patrick on 20 Sep 2010, 17:03
Whatever somebody gotta keep this thread alive
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Post by: Wasteroo on 20 Sep 2010, 22:01
how about every time you feel like getting drunk I'll get drunk instead

I will be your alcoholic Jesus Christ
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Post by: scarred on 20 Sep 2010, 22:02
I also volunteer

besides, more often than not it'll be true anyway. might as well make it for a cause
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Post by: Ballard on 20 Sep 2010, 22:53
red bull
orange juice
cranberry juice
sprite
151.

new. favourite. drink.

If you're struggling with self esteem issues the best thing you can do is to move to Britain.

Man, this page just keeps producing winners.
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Post by: Mynah on 21 Sep 2010, 00:08
So my 21st birthday is next week, and I am new to this whole drinking thing, but I am kind of excited.  What is a good drink for a newbie?  And by newbie I don't mean I haven't had anything to drink before, but all I've ever had to drink is vodka.  Lots and lots of vodka.  I have a pretty high tolerance, but I've never had many options is all.  So, something that hits fairly hard but won't knock me on my ass is what I'm looking for.  No vodka, I'm sick of it.  Other than that... something that tastes good and isn't all that bitter.  Suggestions?
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Post by: Wasteroo on 21 Sep 2010, 00:09
sick of vodka? I don't think I understand
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Sep 2010, 01:52
Drink Scotch, dude, Sean Connery probably drinks Scotch and look at him. All hairy-chested, commanding a Russian submarine with nukes and shit on it, fucking killing a man by breaking his neck and making it look like a fuckin' accident. Burning documents and calling shots and doing Crazy Ivans and shit when the lives of millions of people are on the line.

If you want to be a PILE of diamond-crusted pimp shit, drink Scotch.
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Post by: Mynah on 21 Sep 2010, 09:52
sick of vodka? I don't think I understand

Vodka is the only thing I've ever had to drink.  Drinking more of it, but legally, doesn't really sound like a party to me.  It's nothing new, is all.  I still love vodka, but... eh... I want something new.

Drink Scotch, dude, Sean Connery probably drinks Scotch and look at him. All hairy-chested, commanding a Russian submarine with nukes and shit on it, fucking killing a man by breaking his neck and making it look like a fuckin' accident. Burning documents and calling shots and doing Crazy Ivans and shit when the lives of millions of people are on the line.

If you want to be a PILE of diamond-crusted pimp shit, drink Scotch.

You've sold me on scotch.  That's going on my list.
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Post by: celticgeek on 21 Sep 2010, 10:50
Laphroaig.
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Post by: beat mouse on 21 Sep 2010, 12:20
If youve ever only been drunk on vodka I highly recommend getting used to other liquor before you try to party hard. Vodka has a very different approach than other liquors, and you can end up passed out very easily if you try and drink them like vodka. Try rye and cokes at the bar, keep moving and mingling, and see how it treats you. Another night try drinking rum drinks, and another night try tequila shots and mexican beers. Ultimately when it comes to finding the right drink for you, and the right combination of drink/pacers; nobody can tell you how to drink other than your own body, and experience. Scotch to a fresh drinker can be very intimidating, so make sure you are playing it safe while you learn how to party in your own skin.
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Post by: Mynah on 21 Sep 2010, 13:10
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind :P  See, this is why I asked about this before getting wasted, because I'm not too interested in finding this shit out by trial and error.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 21 Sep 2010, 14:33
Scotch is the kind of thing that I'd never really have more than a couple ounces of in a night, mainly because I'd only generally drink it on nights when that's all I want.  My whiskey drink just calls for Jim Beam mixed with some tonic or soda water and a little lemon juice.

However, this unbelievably fantastic liquor (http://www.artintheage.com/spirits/root-locator/) has more or less completely supplanted traditional whiskey, vodka, gin, rum, tequila, and anything else 80 proof as my hard drink of choice ... or it would if it weren't 35 bucks a bottle.  I seriously can't stress enough, though, this stuff is awesome.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 21 Sep 2010, 16:58
McClelland's is the only scotch

it's like chewing on burnt wood except instead of chewing you are drinking and instead of being sad you are happy and drunk
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Post by: Ballard on 21 Sep 2010, 19:00
I don't like root beer much and so the thought of root beer + the ethanol bite that comes with any strong spirit is rather sickening.

As much as I could go out my way to recommend various brands of scotch, bourbon, Irish whiskey, tequila, pisco, etc. I think that if you've made it to legal drinking age having had nothing but vodka, you should enjoy the variety accessible to you and try a bit of everything.

Tell your friends to take you out to a nice bar and have each of them buy you a drink. Pace yourself and try a glass of scotch on the rocks, a shot of bourbon, a gin fizz (alternately a gin martini), a pisco sour, and a Dark and Stormy (rum, traditionally Gosling's Black Seal, mixed with ginger beer). Tell the bartender that you're inexperienced and want a wide variety of delicious beverages. Leave the choice of brand in his/her hands (this is why it should be a nice bar- you don't want to get served Malibu and gutrot).
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Post by: Mynah on 21 Sep 2010, 20:42
Unfortunately, I go to college in a town with one bar (and I've heard it sucks).  However, my college is totally cool with people drinking in their suite as long as everyone who lives there is over 21.  Since I'm the youngest, my friends have instead decided to use my birthday as an excuse to buy all of their favorite things and then do... pretty much what you suggested except they are the bartenders and our suite is the bar.

While I was busy wondering what I was going to do and trying to look this stuff up and ask you people for advice, they decided completely on their own that they would start a booze jar and figure it out themselves.  I guess I have pretty awesome friends?
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Post by: Ballard on 21 Sep 2010, 21:05
Good stuff, man.

You should seeeeriously try a Dark and Stormy.
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Post by: Mynah on 21 Sep 2010, 21:50
I will have to suggest that to them :P  We have ginger beer already, so it shouldn't be too difficult for them.
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Post by: scarred on 21 Sep 2010, 21:53
alright drunkies i am needing of the cheap whiskey for later this week, suggestions?
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Post by: Ballard on 21 Sep 2010, 22:16
Scotch, bourbon, or Irish?
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Post by: scarred on 21 Sep 2010, 22:26
i typically enjoy irish but i've been in a bourbon mood of late.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 22 Sep 2010, 14:34
Crosspost from the blog thread: I'm going to the Dogfish Head brewpub in Rehoboth this weekend...any rare bottles/food pairings I should try?
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Post by: Ballard on 22 Sep 2010, 17:50
Something I meant to link for the guy who has only ever tried vodka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC6W8J0j8Co#t=1m26s
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Post by: Avec on 22 Sep 2010, 18:59
Have you ever tried Russian vodka? I think that's a whole new territory of inebriation.
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Post by: Ballard on 22 Sep 2010, 19:09
My family is Russian. My godfather back in St. Petersburg brews moonshine. I haven't been back there since I was twelve but at some point I realized I'm of legal drinking age in Europe (this is only slightly relevant to the prospect of drinking there) and so I wanna go back and visit my crazy relatives.
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Post by: sean on 22 Sep 2010, 19:12
my roommate decided to buy a handle of rum.

i love drunk cooking
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Post by: scarred on 22 Sep 2010, 21:03
so i decided on Evan Williams Black Label bourbon, $14. stoked
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Post by: scarred on 22 Sep 2010, 23:41
oh my goodness this is the best cheap whisky i've ever had
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Post by: Ballard on 22 Sep 2010, 23:45
With bourbon, anything under $20 that you've never heard of before and which has a name referencing nature in some way is bound to be a good cheap whiskey.
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Post by: Mynah on 23 Sep 2010, 00:26
Something I meant to link for the guy who has only ever tried vodka.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC6W8J0j8Co#t=1m26s

Girl.

And thanks, that was amusing :P
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Post by: Ballard on 23 Sep 2010, 03:58
Whoops, this is the drunk thread after all.
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Post by: scarred on 23 Sep 2010, 04:48
drunk on half a fifth of whiskey, high off way too many bowls of weed. can't stop giggling and/or swaying.
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Post by: sean on 23 Sep 2010, 07:03
jesus christ i got completely fucking hammered last night off rum and whatever and im not even very hungover this morning.

life ruuuuuuuuuules
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Post by: Allybee on 23 Sep 2010, 22:12
biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Post by: Ballard on 23 Sep 2010, 22:55
Anamanaguchi @ Death By Audio + 4Loko lemonade = 8-)

A perfect end to my endless summer. I'm really content, incredibly happy, and at peace with the year of work and responsibility and routine that awaits me.
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Post by: beat mouse on 24 Sep 2010, 00:13
Got promoted to junior sous chef for the executive chef of our company today, so i had some beers and smoked a couple joints with my awesome boss. And it's only a 20 minute commute which is pretty chill given that i just got a sexy raise.
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Post by: Ballard on 24 Sep 2010, 12:21
Awesome job!

o/
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Post by: Prabs on 26 Sep 2010, 00:12
thread, this is my first post probably on the forums ever.  i miss my gf, i'm happily/nostalgically drunk off alaskan amber ale (fuck you sarah palin for being form there) and i also miss my gf.  fuck long distance relationships
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Post by: Eris on 26 Sep 2010, 00:28
Weird, it says you have three posts, but only one in your post history. Forum gremlins are about.


Also yes, long distance relationships suck.
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Post by: scarred on 26 Sep 2010, 01:27
yup.

drunk off vodka. eatin cheetos. watchin veronica mars.

suck it.
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Post by: cheesepie on 26 Sep 2010, 04:18
biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)
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Post by: Prabs on 26 Sep 2010, 08:56
eatin cheetos

if they're flaming hot, you're doing it right.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 26 Sep 2010, 10:02
It seems to be a law of nature that every night I have jello shots I end up bringing a pretty girl back to my room.

I should have jello shots more often.
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Post by: Ballard on 26 Sep 2010, 10:54
biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)

Good call, Nada Surf.
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Post by: cheesepie on 26 Sep 2010, 14:26
Nada wha?
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Post by: Avec on 26 Sep 2010, 19:24
So my Friday night involved two 4Loko's, several shots of Vodka, three or four Gatorade bottle fulls of jungle juice, and several grams of the dankiest dank from the aboriginal people of dank-ville shared between fifteen or so people. If wearing clothes you don't remember putting on is a measure of how well the night went, my night was fantastic.
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Post by: Ballard on 27 Sep 2010, 00:17
(http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/8496/63066164737502672313073.jpg)
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Post by: Ballard on 27 Sep 2010, 00:20
Nada wha?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNc45FTenhg
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Post by: sean on 27 Sep 2010, 07:46
guys so i love my life. yesterday i bought some pot that was called hollands hope (i have no idea what that means) but oh my god it was some of the best weed i've ever smoked. i dont think i've ever had that much fun being stoned before. and the dude i bought it from is the most chill dealer ever.

god i love shepherdstown
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Post by: Wasteroo on 27 Sep 2010, 11:21
just smoked some my friend's dad's weed he gave us in a bubbler in a forest a few hours ago, my goodness do I feel fantastic. I have been smoking shitty weed all my life, dang!
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Post by: Finin on 27 Sep 2010, 19:05
Speaking of which I got a little something (http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1311/cimg2262w.jpg) tonight and I can barely feel my extremities now
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Post by: Wasteroo on 27 Sep 2010, 21:23
allow me to one-up you (http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk253/tekk17/Mobile%20Uploads/Photo09221243.jpg)

(I don't know if posting these sort of images on this board is frowned upon, so just tell me and I'll take it down)
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Post by: Ballard on 27 Sep 2010, 23:18
Bahaha jesus. Quoth Sam, that is a comically large nug.
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Post by: cheesepie on 28 Sep 2010, 09:00
I just smoked some hash cause that's all I can seem to find in Spain. Weed is so rare, that nug Wasteroo is amazing and just made me drool a little... ha
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Post by: Ballard on 28 Sep 2010, 20:18
Yeah there's pretty much just hash in France and Spain and a number of other places in Europe.
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Post by: cheesepie on 28 Sep 2010, 21:49
mm- varying sources have told me that once harvest time comes in october, I'll be able to ask even a nun on the street and she'll be able to tell me where to get some green... here's hoping it's true!!
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Post by: Allybee on 28 Sep 2010, 22:06
biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)

going to try this on saturday, wish me luck
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Post by: Ozymandias on 28 Sep 2010, 22:27
mm- varying sources have told me that once harvest time comes in october, I'll be able to ask even a nun on the street and she'll be able to tell me where to get some green... here's hoping it's true!!

I really want you to test this theory.
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Post by: Mynah on 29 Sep 2010, 22:25
So vodka remains my very favorite at the moment.  Drinking pear flavored Smirnoff right now, and I love it.  It sounds a little nasty, but it's actually pretty good and it gets the job done, so whatevs.  I'm going home this weekend (I live at college) and going to see if there are any decent bars while I'm there, probably.  Or maybe I'll just blow my money on more booze and get completely wasted while watching Cartoon Network at 3am, who knows?
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Post by: greenMonkey on 30 Sep 2010, 19:42
Drinking what is probably the worst Presbyterian (Whiskey, soda water and 7up) ever made.  Whatever, I need to finish my Jack Daniels and I had no ice.
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Post by: snalin on 01 Oct 2010, 14:12
biiiig crush. spent all day fantasizing. he was at my house for a long time tonigh and I didn't even say hi. fuck fuck fuck fuck

listen friend, you need to be confident (i.e. slightly but not too drunk) and say hello to the guy at least! play with your hair, press your wrists together at waist level, and then go talk to some other guy to make him jealous! :)

going to try this on saturday, wish me luck

I've had girls do this with me and it's so god damned ridiculous if it's not done right. Like, yeah girl, I notice that you are talking to another guy, sure, but you should at least try not to glance my way every fifteen seconds to see if it's working.

It can also backfire if the guy figures that "nah, she's not interested" and leaves. Or maybe he or the dude you're talking to to make him jealous is a big dick ans punches the other one. I mean, gee, more people should probably use the line "hey, wanna make out?".

Also playing with your hair? In what weird, surrealist world is it hot when a girl plays with her hair? Or is it just me that's weird?


dear sober thread, I need a drink.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 01 Oct 2010, 14:56
Films tell us that when a girl plays with her hair, she is flirting.
Statistics tell us that when a girl plays with her hair, it is in her eyes and she is moving it.
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Post by: abadname on 01 Oct 2010, 21:40
Fucking statistics.  Drinking Double Dog double pale ale.  It's quite delicious.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 03 Oct 2010, 04:31
i have no idea how i got home last night
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Post by: cheesepie on 03 Oct 2010, 04:32
So... Any luck, Ally?

Also, yeah I was just making reference to looking sexy and stuff re:playing w/ hair. For example, I find it extremely sexy when a lady touches my arm whilst talking to me... pretty typical by the book/american cinema flirting, but it's just one of those things i guess.

Also, Santa Teresa rum is awesome... I drank a fuckton last night and I have no hangover! Same as 2 nights ago! wooo
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Post by: Ballard on 04 Oct 2010, 21:33
Films tell us that when a girl plays with her hair, she is flirting.
Statistics tell us that when a girl plays with her hair, it is in her eyes and she is moving it.

These are different kinds of playing. Sweeping your bangs from your eyes is pretty common and rarely considered flirtatious.
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Post by: scarred on 04 Oct 2010, 21:54
yeah "playing with hair" is pretty vague

like if she's wrapping it around her finger while smiling and looking into your eyes while saying "let's ditch this party" i am pretty sure that's a bit flirty
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Post by: Ballard on 04 Oct 2010, 22:23
Someone had a good weekend.
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Post by: scarred on 04 Oct 2010, 22:31
with no small thanks to liquid courage
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Post by: A Wet Helmet on 05 Oct 2010, 19:27
My new favorite gin. (http://www.citadellegin.com/#/en/spiritueux/gin/citadelle)

Goes down so smooth, buzz is so mellow.  Nice.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 06 Oct 2010, 19:54
Oh joyous day!  I once again have a fridge full of beer!

I have a rather wide variety but I am most excited for the Sierra Nevada Stout and the Smuttynose Finestkind IPA, both of which are highly regarded (and I have tried and enjoyed before).
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Post by: Ballard on 07 Oct 2010, 15:28
Downers + bourbon on the rocks at the Vaselines show last night followed by a lot of on-tap Stella at the bar at 3 AM followed by a Dutch Caramel Van Gogh vodka nightcap followed by sleeping through all my classes this morning.

College. 8-)
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Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Oct 2010, 16:36
Today marks the beginning of Baltimore Beer Week.  Free tastings damn near everywhere.  Yusssss
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Post by: greenMonkey on 07 Oct 2010, 21:46
mmmm beer.  Sam Adams Octoberfest is pretty good, not great, but definitely serviceable.  Smuttynose IPA is delicious, very hoppy, but superbly balanced.  Sierra Nevada Stout is beyond superb, and Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is just such a classic, it can't be passed over.
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Post by: greenMonkey on 07 Oct 2010, 21:47
ps I'm drunk
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 08 Oct 2010, 08:26
I was walking around Matonge (which is the African district in Brussels) and found this beer:

(http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg412/scaled.php?tn=0&server=412&filename=7lkl.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)

Updates later on how it tastes!
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Post by: snalin on 08 Oct 2010, 17:55
beerrrrrrrr
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Post by: snalin on 08 Oct 2010, 19:04
guys, did I meantion beer?

Also, the party's kinda over, so everybody's asleep. I can't really fall asleep on random couches, so I've captured a litre of cola and a computer, and I've downloaded Stone Soup. Yay!
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Post by: A Wet Helmet on 08 Oct 2010, 19:37
Jesus... My boss just picked up a $2000 bar tab.   There was only like ten of us.
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Post by: Aurjay on 08 Oct 2010, 21:56
had a good time last night. Too bad i don't remember much of it. Guess that's why its good to take pics
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs388.ash2/66616_1563946893052_1066769467_1630313_7531435_n.jpg)
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Post by: johnny5 on 09 Oct 2010, 16:07
i am drinking fanta orange and gin, i'm trolling myself hard.
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Post by: cheesepie on 09 Oct 2010, 20:37
Listening to salsa music, it's 5:36am and I just got home. Friends were at the club, a beautiful lady we were with was looking radiant as usual. Right before I left I said- You know, you're interesting to me", in spanish which sounds  better... and then I bought 11 euros worth or pizza because 10 is the minimum for visa, so I have breaky and lunch for tomorrow. I love Madird
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Post by: Wasteroo on 11 Oct 2010, 01:32
tried whiskey for the first time tonight

my golly it is so tasty, it's like chewing especially aromatic spicy wood why did no one tell me whiskey was awesome

Jack Daniels I love you
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Post by: ackblom12 on 11 Oct 2010, 06:42
If that was your reaction to the vile concoction that is Jack Daniels, wait until you try something like Elijah Craig, or even Jameson (good for something cheap) or any other delicious whiskey. It's like a whole new world has been opened unto you!
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 11 Oct 2010, 11:25
wasteroo you are whiskying so wrongly right now you poor bastard

get this (http://image12.webshots.com/13/9/38/69/137893869nlJswX_fs.jpg)

you will not regret it. Unless you are some kind of futuristic regret machien in which case fuck you anyway
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Post by: Wasteroo on 11 Oct 2010, 13:06
I would add whatever you recommended to my whiskey list but that link doesn't work
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Post by: scarred on 11 Oct 2010, 13:08
403 FORBIDDEN
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Post by: ackblom12 on 11 Oct 2010, 13:12
It's a great Vintage
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Post by: scarred on 11 Oct 2010, 13:46
I wish I could afford to be a whisky snob but given my current budget it's Jim Beam or Evan Williams for me, and maybe a bottle of Jameson on special occasions.

One of my old roommates absolutely loved Wild Turkey, so I inevitably drank a lot of that for a while. Bleeaughgh
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 11 Oct 2010, 15:20
403 FORBIDDEN

it's the taboo that makes it taste so good


seriously though it was McClelland's Islay
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Post by: ackblom12 on 12 Oct 2010, 03:37
I've been sucking Katie's engorged phallus ever since she introduced me to this Bourbon. Amazingly smooth and delicious. Only $20 in the US as well!

(http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/ElijahCraig1-ESQ-Mixologist-fb-28750809.jpg)

The 18 year has a much more complicated flavor and is fucking delicious as well. Not as cheap though, though still fairly cheap as far as good whiskeys are concerned.

(http://jewishsinglemaltwhiskysociety.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/0010000011241_XL.jpg)
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Post by: thelightguy on 12 Oct 2010, 03:48
(http://blog.thewhiskyexchange.com/wp-content/postpics/laphroaig-18-tubebottle-2-259x500.jpg)

Laphroaig 18 year tastes like peat and death though.  I like my single-malt scotches where I can actually taste the woody and floral notes without them being overpowered by a horrible musty taste.  Highland Park 25 is wonderful, and even the 12 year is pretty damn good.
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Post by: sean on 12 Oct 2010, 03:58
hey guys so i know whiskey is cool and all but ive gotta change the subject real quick here.

okay so i did acid tonight. did 1.5 tabs. holy fuck i tripped my head into oblivion. i did them at about midnight i think, its 'bout 7 am now. holy fuck like, i cannot even describe tonight. i cant think of words to fathom it. its absurd.
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Post by: sean on 12 Oct 2010, 04:00
also he he he funny thought the girl i recently brought up in the relationship advice thread was trip sitting for a portion of the night and my god i was a complete dick to her and honestly it felt wonderful. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Post by: Barmymoo on 12 Oct 2010, 06:56
Do it
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Post by: Barmymoo on 12 Oct 2010, 07:20
Get a boat?
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Post by: thelightguy on 13 Oct 2010, 22:51
okay so i did acid tonight. [...] its absurd.

Acid generally is, that's the point of it.  It's basically a greyhound bus to your subconscious.  Next time try to line up a dose of psilocybin mushrooms so they peak with the LSD.  It just gets better.

@jeans: I feel your pain.  Not because I'm in Norway, but because I'm in Pennsylvania, land of state-owned liquor stores. :(  $40-ish for a 750 of Johnny Black and it goes up from there.  Many times I've gone booze shopping while I was up in Boston and brought it back with me, because it was cheaper.

But currently, life is good.  I'm sipping on a mason jar of homemade hard cider, and I've got two more jars freeze distilling into applejack in my freezer.  All for the cost of a gallon of cider and a packet of brewers yeast. :)
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Post by: nufan on 14 Oct 2010, 12:46
My friend and I are trying to drink every lager in the world (obv not gonna happen but we will give it a try), and it's been brilliant so far. My current tally stand at 60 different beers (not including ales or wheat beers, but including variations of lager such as light or organic etc). I would seriously recommend it, I've had at least 2 dozen beers so far that I would never have tried before. I've found Samuel Smiths, which is the single greatest thing I've ever had. It makes going to pubs more interesting, not just going for the usual plain thing each time, but experiencing something new and potentially wonderful.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 14 Oct 2010, 17:32
NOT SOBER
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Post by: sean on 15 Oct 2010, 12:37
doing shrooms tonight with a best frand who has never tripped! i am pretty stoked.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 15 Oct 2010, 14:43
Less sober than expected


the clue was when I called my friend and started giggling for about a minute straight.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 15 Oct 2010, 14:59
doing shrooms tonight with a best frand who has never tripped! i am pretty stoked.

Word of warning: you will not trip as hard as you would otherwise, given that you took acid 3-4 days ago.  You need to wait a week before tolerance fully returns (LSD and psilocybin are active on the same receptors so they're cross-tolerant to some degree).  You'll still trip, but maybe not quite as hard.
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Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 15 Oct 2010, 15:01
I've found my favorite budget whiskey I think: Bulleit. It's about $30 for 750mL so fairly reasonable on my paltry student budget. It's a bourbon but it also has a very high rye content. That means you get the sweetness and headiness of a bourbon but also the spicy earthiness of a rye which I really enjoy. It's smooth but still has a bit of a bite. Naturally it doesn't have the same lingering complexity of, say, a Johhny Walker Green label or the aforementioned Elijah Craig 18 year but it's a very, very nice beverage for the price. Recommended, especially for those of you fairly uninitiated in the whiskey cult for whom it should serve as a nice introduction (and hopefully keep you from consuming Jack, or Wild Turkey, or Old Granddad).

My friend and I are trying to drink every lager in the world (obv not gonna happen but we will give it a try), and it's been brilliant so far. My current tally stand at 60 different beers (not including ales or wheat beers, but including variations of lager such as light or organic etc). I would seriously recommend it, I've had at least 2 dozen beers so far that I would never have tried before. I've found Samuel Smiths, which is the single greatest thing I've ever had. It makes going to pubs more interesting, not just going for the usual plain thing each time, but experiencing something new and potentially wonderful.

Out of curiosity, why lagers and not ales? I only ask because my personal preference is for the latter, the former generally being the choice of schlock brewers. Of course, there are dozens and dozens of excellent lagers but you have to wade through more mainstream, low rent brews than you would with ales in a quest to try lots of them. Unless you're ignoring those and only going for the good stuff?
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Post by: scarred on 15 Oct 2010, 16:55
Picked up a fifth of Evan Williams bourbon, $14 and still smooth and delicious. Friends coming up from Portland tonight. We're gonna get drunk.
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Post by: Durin on 15 Oct 2010, 21:46
I'm watching Cosmos. It's quite the most awesome thing ever. I just saw Sufjan Stevens too. I was high then too. I like being high.

Holy hell why do people not always just smoke pot?
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Post by: greenMonkey on 15 Oct 2010, 22:13
Drunk drunk drunk.  Sam Adams, some Magic Hat stuff, then...Miller High Life?  I guess it's a bit more tolerable than most of the shit that students like me tend to drink.  Also, I bascially just crave cigarettes when I'm drunk.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 16 Oct 2010, 00:49
got drunk, biked around the Point Defiance Five Mile Drive (maybe Scarred knows what I am talking about?) hiked down to a beach through the trails in the pitch blackness, drunk more, talked to my friend about each other's girlfriends, drunk more, hiked back in the pitch blackness, got lost, decided to run straight through the bush because we got spooked, biked back to the car, WHAT A GOOD NIGHT

ALSO STILL DUNK
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Post by: thelightguy on 16 Oct 2010, 01:26
Vaped a bunch of those synthetic cannaboids that are all over the news, and was thoroughly disappointed.  It did the job to a certain extent, but it tasted like burnt plastic and only lasted for an hour or so.

Then again, there's something nice about just being able to go online and place an order for a quarter to be mailed to my front door for a reasonable price instead of either buying from people who are trying too hard not to be sketch in a wal-mart parking lot or ordering a lot of really expensive pizza deliveries.
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Post by: scarred on 16 Oct 2010, 01:31
drunk as tits, watching the crazies remake with evan williams left. delicious.
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Post by: Ponderthought on 16 Oct 2010, 02:00
Ive been drinking Kentucky Deluxe again. My brain is going to be a hate machine tomorrow.
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Post by: scarred on 16 Oct 2010, 02:25
omfg timothy olyphant is getting raped, what a boss
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Post by: Johnny C on 16 Oct 2010, 02:54
bulleit has the best flavour for its comparatively low price. it's actually one of my favourite mass-market bourbons for that reason.

my shelf currently has a bottle of jack's single barrel and booker's kentucky straight so im in a good whiskey place atm

ALSO THERE ARE SEVEN LOKOS IN MY FRIDGE
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Post by: muffy on 16 Oct 2010, 04:08
I love Bulleit, though it's not as readily stocked as Jack...

Speaking of, I've got one of those post-drinking body-and-mind aches going on + the kitchen is too far away so I have opened a can of pre-mixed Jack + coke which I am now drinking. Clearly, drunk me thought that this was a more suitable thing to leave next to my bed than, say, a glass of water. Drunk me has no standards,

Hungover me is not so impressed by drunk me.
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Post by: nufan on 16 Oct 2010, 05:04
Out of curiosity, why lagers and not ales? I only ask because my personal preference is for the former, the latter generally being the choice of schlock brewers. Of course, there are dozens and dozens of excellent lagers but you have to wade through more mainstream, low rent brews than you would with ales in a quest to try lots of them. Unless you're ignoring those and only going for the good stuff?

We did talk about doing ales as well, as I love them and have already had quite a few. We also live in the hometown of the Campaign For Real Ale, so I imagine we will move onto ales at some point. However, in the interests of making it slightly more manageable, we're sticking with lagers for the moment. The other good thing about this plan is I've already had most of the mainstream crap (aside from the american mainstream crap which I'm not particularly looking forward too) so now I'm onto the more obscure, imported stuff which on the whole are delicious.
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Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 16 Oct 2010, 08:02
I meant "former" and "latter" in the reverse order I just realized. Although seems you figured it out.
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Post by: scarred on 16 Oct 2010, 08:24
ow my head

back to sleep
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Post by: sean on 16 Oct 2010, 08:39
Word of warning: you will not trip as hard as you would otherwise, given that you took acid 3-4 days ago.  You need to wait a week before tolerance fully returns (LSD and psilocybin are active on the same receptors so they're cross-tolerant to some degree).  You'll still trip, but maybe not quite as hard.

oh wow, i didn't know tolerance for both were related. oh well, the dude who was supposed to get them for me fell through cause he sucks, so i guess that was for the best.
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Post by: Ponderthought on 16 Oct 2010, 11:18
Im wearing a bathrobe at one in the afternoon and I think I broke my hand. Don't drink in houses with alot of sharp corners.
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Post by: sean on 16 Oct 2010, 17:45
well so much for oww's advice, im almost done with a shroom bagel right now.

so, uh, see you guys on the other side?
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Post by: gospel on 16 Oct 2010, 18:18
Needed a reasonable (as in price) way to celebrate. This was what I came up with.

(http://imgur.com/Z4Taq.jpg)
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 16 Oct 2010, 18:32
well so much for oww's advice, im almost done with a shroom bagel right now.

so, uh, see you guys on the other side?

::shrug:: You'll still get plenty of effects.  At 4-5 days the difference should be pretty negligible, especially if you're not a heavy user of traditional psychedelics (read: 4+ trips/month).
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Post by: Wasteroo on 16 Oct 2010, 18:56
synthetic cannaboids

man stay away from those, they have given every single one of my friends who have tried them terrible panic attacks
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Post by: sean on 16 Oct 2010, 19:12
eh, im having a pretty light trip. tripping, but lightly. i only took half of what i was supposed to cause my dumbass roommate sold half of what we got. *shrug*

oh and yeah fake pot is pretty wack. you get super baked but you can tell its not real and it doesnt last as long. i can see why one would freak out too.

oh man typing is hard shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Post by: sean on 16 Oct 2010, 21:22
oh dear lord.

so apparently my roommate took more of the potent part of the shrooms i guess, because he is having an awful trip. he fucking passed out for 30 seconds in my friends arms too in front of an ra so she calls the fucking pigs so i just had a goddamn cop in my room checking on him. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i am not very pleased right now
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Post by: thelightguy on 16 Oct 2010, 21:29
terrible panic attacks

Yea, I know, I did all the research, and went for the compound (JWH-250) that didn't have increased anxiety as a side effect.  Problem is that it's gone before you even really notice it, so you're smoking more for the same high, and fuck it's an aromatic hydrocarbon which isn't exactly the best thing to smoke e'rry day.  But hell, you know, curiosity combined with being fucking dry right now got the best of me.
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Post by: snalin on 17 Oct 2010, 03:21
@jeans: I feel your pain.  Not because I'm in Norway, but because I'm in Pennsylvania, land of state-owned liquor stores. :(  $40-ish for a 750 of Johnny Black and it goes up from there.  Many times I've gone booze shopping while I was up in Boston and brought it back with me, because it was cheaper.

I checked the local prices. $73 from vinmonopolet (state owned alcohol sale) for that exact bottle. I couldn't find the one Jens was recommending, but the ten year comes at $87, so I guess you'll get up to $100 for the fifteen.

$100

(at flight tickets as low as $40 to London, Jens probably has a point - buying a bottle in UK is cheaper even if you include the ticket prices.).
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Post by: Aurjay on 17 Oct 2010, 20:20
i got 90 percocets after my surgery. I don't really need them but hate for them to go to waste so ive been taking them and just floating the day away.
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Post by: Aurjay on 17 Oct 2010, 20:47
synthetic cannaboids

These are very popular for people in the Military. I have yet to try them but almost everyone in my platoon has and swears by them. I think I'll just wait to get out and go back to the real thing.
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Post by: abadname on 17 Oct 2010, 20:50
Two nights of drunk consisting of Hobgobblin, The Czar (Avery brewing company), and an IPA from a local company.  Ohfuck
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 17 Oct 2010, 21:13
oh dear lord.

so apparently my roommate took more of the potent part of the shrooms i guess, because he is having an awful trip. he fucking passed out for 30 seconds in my friends arms too in front of an ra so she calls the fucking pigs so i just had a goddamn cop in my room checking on him. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i am not very pleased right now

Calling the cops is actually literally the worst possible idea when someone's having a bad trip, unless their "bad trip" consists of getting extremely physically violent and they have a deadly weapon close at hand and therefore must be quickly subdued by force.  They are effectively trained to make the situation strictly worse for everyone involved.

There are a bunch of factors that could've played a part in creating a difficult experience for your friend, but chances are he didn't take the "more potent part" or anything ... he's probably just not in a very good psychological spot right now in general, and mushrooms just put that fact under a microscope for him.  There are a few external factors (like medication) that could make a trip way more serious than it otherwise would be, but chances are that it was just all in his head.  He should've been given a comfortable room with pleasant music at low volume and enough time to figure it all out for himself, with a close friend to listen and hold space.  He would've probably had a great time once the peak passed.

Psychedelic first aid is easy unless the person has really serious and deep-seated issues to begin with.  It's not something you leave to law enforcement ... it's not something they even consider.
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Post by: thelightguy on 17 Oct 2010, 22:22

I checked the local prices. $73 from vinmonopolet (state owned alcohol sale) for that exact bottle. I couldn't find the one Jens was recommending, but the ten year comes at $87, so I guess you'll get up to $100 for the fifteen.

$100

(at flight tickets as low as $40 to London, Jens probably has a point - buying a bottle in UK is cheaper even if you include the ticket prices.).

Oh dear god.  That is painful.  How do people get drunk in Norway?

These are very popular for people in the Military. I have yet to try them but almost everyone in my platoon has and swears by them. I think I'll just wait to get out and go back to the real thing.

They're like weed, only with a much shorter duration and missing something.  Not really worth it if you can get the real thing.  Also, you don't know what the fuck is in half the blends, and some of the SCs have very low thresholds for the nastier side effects, like panic attacks and whatnot.  If you're gonna do it, it's best to buy the raw chemical and make your own smoking blend with catnip or daminia or something.
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Post by: sean on 17 Oct 2010, 23:06
yeah oww, as i discovered last night my roommate really isnt in that great of a psychological state, so im not letting him touch psychedelics until i know hes gotten his shit together. and i tried everything in my power to not have the cops come but i couldnt stop it, which freaked me out too. luckily, were all fine here now. im just confused as to how he tripped so hard, because i barely tripped at all. weird.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 19 Oct 2010, 18:47
busted out the old bong, cleaned her up, and am now really stoned...but my throat isn't soar! yeehaw

now to new vegas....AND BEYOND! But first...cigarettes and mtn dew.




why yes i am single how could you tell
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Post by: Rizzo on 20 Oct 2010, 02:40
Drinking Glenfiddich 12 YO. Shit is so cash. Certainly not the best whisky I've ever had but for the price it's nigh on unbeatable. Asked my GF to pour me a finger and ended up with half a glass of it... Ah well. I'll sleep well tonight.

Mission for summer - brew cider again and not spend any money on booze.
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Post by: valley_parade on 22 Oct 2010, 13:09
Jens get a goddamned blog.

Or drink more.
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Post by: Wasteroo on 22 Oct 2010, 13:31
don't worry Jens, it'll pass soon enough. maybe get some extra sleep! I've found that can be the most helpful thing when I'm stuck in post-breakup mode
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Post by: sean on 22 Oct 2010, 14:50
oh god i ate two potbrownies and hour ago and im starting to feel a lil' stoned. ive heard these are good so if im around this evening i may make some interesting posts. also had a hoegaarten, god i love those beers. omnomnomnom.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 22 Oct 2010, 15:13
Drink lots of water dude, pot food dehydrates you like crazy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 22 Oct 2010, 17:26
man not gonna lie those pot brownies were kind of a bummer. didn't get that baked. oh well, i guess its drankin time.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 22 Oct 2010, 18:38
Drink lots of water dude, pot food dehydrates you like crazy.

this

it could just be cotton mouth, but damn do I drink a lot of water when I'm stoned