Assjument means to pass judgement on someones ass.
Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!
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I want some absinthe. :-(
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.
Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!i had half a shot of pre ban absinthe once...damn that's some good shit
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I want some absinthe. :-(
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.
Seriously, though. I'm starting to think you all have problems. Like, WTF, mates.
I'm about as drunk as I can get away with while being at work.... That's worth something, right?
Sorry, I mean, OMGZ I;'MNA ALL DRUNKER3ED RIGHY NOW GUUYZ FUCKING HAGLBLGHLGLBLGLGHL
I too do not drink either, as well. Nor do I take drugs. I'm this close *indicates a small amount* to being straightedge except without the veganism or moral convictions. Can I still post here? Yes? No? Maybe so?
After tomorrow, I will not ingest mind-altering substances of any sort for 6 months. Tonight, I will hopefully burn one down as a farewell to everything that stops sobriety.
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.
My roommates and I have a bottle of Czech absinthe. It's not illegal to own, drink, or buy in the US, just sell. So you can import it from Europe and it's perfectly legal.
And perfectly delicious.
doobie
doobie
Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.
doobie
Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.
I do not get drunk often enough
POOOO
Now the bottle of wine is laughing at my pathetic easy butt. I do not get drunk often enough to understand this.I...hey what? whoa.
POOOO
Are you old enough to drink? :police:
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!
The Assassin of Youth!
Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.
SKOOLED
Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.
SKOOLED
Shakespeare almost certainly didn't invent the word, since it comes from the Arabic sect Hashshashin and is easily Romanized to be assassin, long before Shakespeare's time.
Furthermore, there is no evidence the sect even called themselves that, and was likely attributed to them as more of a general term for lawbreakers and outlaws, derived from the Egyptian Hashasheen. The relationship between assassin and hashish(the actual Arabic word instead of the American slang) is likely less sinister, generally meaning that assassins and hashish users were both shunned from society.
I hate it when marijuana lore tries to make it seem more significant than it really is.
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!
He did, however, invent the word "puke."
...unless I am horribly mistaken.
I am listening to the Beastie Boys right now. I MUST be drunk!
I promise to post something in here before I fall asleep on New Year's Eve
I got kicked out of a bowling alley for being drunk.
They sold me the alcohol, so I think they should get kicked out, not me.
FACK I'M SRUGNKD.F HTOT
HOLTY SGTO WHAT THE BUCK.?
Where'd the rum go?
I went to a party on Saturday. Started with a few beers, and then switched to gin and tonics.... poor decision. Got home at 5:30... ohhh the hangover...
But Wolfgang parties are always worth attending.
I assumed this was universal but I guess it might just be UK.
zoe, i feel like the only posts i have ever seen you post have been drunk ones.
Stoned.
dear QC's.... i love you all.... yes it has got to that stage where i am loving every one of you....even you yes. that is what happens at 4am, when your best mate decided to go to sleepin your brothers bed. hpp[ens to the best of us right? Do you guys ever get that? Ever had a big bro/sis who sleeps with your friends? i thought it went away but no, still it happens.
whooo i have the hick ups.
<3 you kids is so sexy lol w00t w00t
someone entertain me.... add me to msn or something lol
It's not funny that drunk people call at 3 am. It gets annoying really fast.
I'm a bit angry right now 'cause Pandora is playing stuff I do not like.
that's right I'm so drunk proper HTML matters to me
I hope i did not pull an uggo
WHY THE HELL IS THERE A HELICOPTER HOVIERING OVER MY GARDEN.
This is a night of Heineken + Wine + Bud light + Mind Eraser + Bud Light and I can't move my eyes or I can't focus on the screen right away.
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.
ah, wed. nights.
all you can drink 7pm-midnight. $5. case and point.
oh, did i mention i'm on blood thinners too? they make the booze crazy strong!
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.
That's pretty much the best thing I ever heard.
Im actually suprized at the fact that you remember a). what you had, and b). how much of those you had. I usually just come home with an empty wallet, and think "ah, ok, so i must have drunk a lot?"
Not having a lot of money, all I really drink is Fat Tire, since their brewery is not far from where I live. The Sunshine is nice.
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Man, I just know I'm going to end up being a virgin until College. I'm way too timid D:
Also, I need to get laid so I can be one of the cool kids. Dur~ :roll:The word on the street is that having over 2000 posts helps you get laid. So get posting.
Also, I need to get laid so I can be one of the cool kids. Dur~ :roll:
What you're all ignoring is the very important fact that last night I got drunk and lost my virginity.
It is the single most hideously challenging thing I've ever done.
EDIT: Toke is still a widely popular word amongst stoners, at least around here. I RARELY hear anybody refer to it as a 'hit'. I mean, I understand that you just want something to bitch about(you always do), but at least think of something more plausible(like the poor unity of my paragraphs/sentences).
some people I know react REALLY strongly to smoking even very small amountsagreed. one of the first times i ever smoked pot was when i was 15. it contained pcp and i had no knowledge of this. i also smoked an obscene amount. this still goes down as maybe one of the worst nights of my life.
The headstock of my brand fucking new Gibson SG broke. Seriously, I've had it ONE MONTH TO THE DAY and the goddamn headstock breaks. What kind of shit is that?
Dude I don't know why you even had to ask the question, nobody's EVER gotten drunk enough to like American beer (excluding Anchor Steam, that stuff is glimmering with justice).
Well, Kim,
This is the 4th anniversary of the first time I ever got myself inebriated. And I am completely sober (perhaps with a little THC still hanging around on the edges of my awareness) and I need to write a paper. Ugh.
I'm thankful that my anniversary with drunkenness is the Fourth of July, no chance of ever having to do anything that day or the next really.
Eeech. Mixing alcohol and dairy products just does not sound good to me. I don't care how classic it is (thanks to Jeff Bridges, at least), White Russians and other dairy based booze drinks make me think "curdle."I
Then again, I don't do the dairy thing. Someone get me vodka, coffee liqueur, and Silk creamer...maybe I'll give it a shot. Ignore that. It could be the beer talking.
It is embarrassing to admit how many times I had to backspace to spell "beer." The first time. The second time I had no troubles. Practice makes perfect.
I have just switched from Blackhook stout, to home brewed Imperial stopout. Which means I have gone from dar to darker. this imerpial stout is fuckign awsome and we bottled it in 22oz bottles.
72 bottles of beer ona th wall 71 bottles f beer...
and this music is awswoe m. Lunng fuck yha
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SCRW YOU TOILETBOWL
Bros, it's all about the Jameson triple distilled Irish Whiskey. Super savage. gets you toasted in less time than it takes to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Which could take a very long time, depending on how much you have had already.
bad at bowling.
Seriously though, someone should check up on 'em, might have alcohol poisoning, there's nothing worse that drowning in your own drunken vomit.
@KimJong: Why, thank you. Of course, I just recently discovered Kahlua, and so will be hung up on that for awhile. Of course, being seventeen makes all of this slightly difficult...
plus she thinks i am a lesbian because i mispronounce orangina which is what i had tongith mixed with vodka
Oh god, my brother bought a 30 pack of miller light and is basically making me drink with him because he doesn't want to drink alone, and I am doing it without hesitation.
I, I think the pair of us may be alcoholics...
Dude, you're drinking Miller light. No real alcoholic would ever drink anything with light in its name, it defies booze logic. If anything, you probably aren't drinking enough.
I drunk-texted a girl I liked in May after an all-night boozer involving a bunch of friends of mine. Oddly enough, the whole message was in near-perfect German and was pretty much a confession on how I had the hots for her.
I was really drunk, man.
The only possible positive outcome would be if she doesn't understand German
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Apparently last night I had an extensive text message conversation with a girl I've met once, in line for a concert in NYC. I agreed to come hang out with her in the city in January. I remember none of this but my text in/out boxes informed me this morning that it did indeed happen. Alcohol surely is a strange, wondrous thing.
that's like the saddest beer collection ever. Corona doesn't really even qualify as a beer, and bottled Guinness tastes horrible. The hefeweizen is the only redeeming part.
I like your avatar, but if you were the one saying corona is better than PBR in gabbly then you should just get out.
Corona is even MORE unacceptable in Mexico, are you serious? You could be buying tecate, Sol, Bohemia, Modella, or any number of actual semi decent beers, and instead you're buying overrated commercialized American targeted Swill.
Sam Adams is good because it's the closest you can come to a good American microbrew at your local grocer.that's pretty much true. WI however has pretty good distribution for their micro/local brews, with most grocery stores offering at least one or two of the better known varieties. Does that mean they're no longer considered microbreweries? I guess I still call them that because they're still really good craft beers, they're just sold on a statewide scale.
Sierra Nevada.
New Belgium.
Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!
Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!This thread is now about bomb-ass beer.
I <3 Patrinck lul
Leinenkugels, Capital Brewery, New Glarus, Summit, Berghoff, Sprecher, and Goose Island are all really good craft brews available in a good part of the upper midwest. Capital Brews are probably my favorite around, the brewery's like a block from my house, and they have an outdoor beergarden in the summer with live music and stuff. Their beer is amazing as well, they've won rediculous amounts of awards (http://www.capital-brewery.com/awards/index.html) for pretty much every one of their beers, including "America's #1 Rated Brewery" by the Beverage Testing Institute's World Beer Championships.
Red Hook, Rogue, Dogfish, and Smutty Nose are all good ones I've tried that might be available around the country if you've got a good liquor store in the area.
I prefer it when someone else ended up being blackout drunk and I didn't, because then I can inform them of all the retarded things they did (or did not) do. Practical jokes = personal amusement.You should invest in some burundanga, you might find that you quite like it.
I used to be a blackout drunk all the time. Then recently I decided to drink less. The results have been awesome.
damn, that's a waste of some good booze. I'd probably be dead if I drank a whole bottle by myself. I've only ever been blackout drunk once, and it's not something I'm looking to repeat anytime soon.
Tonight Lunchbox showed us these cans you can buy in Australia -
Even cheap whiskey like Early Times
I like to drink less of the good stuff than more of the bad stuff.
OOOOLD COCK
I'm drinking Icehouse and am on 2 Valium.
Expect great posts from me in the next few hours!
I know a lot of people who can't understand how I can possibly even like scotch at all.
Screw crappy whisky. Single malts ftw.
Laphrohaig, if you can pronounce this correctly I will gladly buy you a glass.
If I could afford it, I would go to Scotland just to see the distillery.
single malts are a class apart and probably the best liquid on the planet but far too expensive to be practical on a regular basis
You say it "luh froyg". I love this stuff, so I greatly anticipate the arrival of my glass.
Unfortunately, I live far away from you, I am pretty sure, so shipping me a glass would be nearly impossible due to spillage! Instead, how about you just send me a bottle?
This is one of the reasons I adore my father. He always has a bottle of single malt Michael Collins waiting for me in his basement, along with my favorite whiskey of all time, Tullamore Dew.
As I mentioned somewhere else in this forum, the word "whisky" is pronounced "Glenfiddich" or "Laphroaig".
I've got weed and i'm out of tobacco and i have no one to smoke with, and its the end of the week. COME TO SCOTLAND
Are you pronouncing it "Glenfiddich 10" or "Glenfiddich 15"?
I pronounce it "Glenfiddich 15".[/size]
(me winning)
Unfortunately, there are legal issues about sending alcohol across state lines to minors.
I can tell the difference between good shiny and lame shiny, though.
I can tell the difference between good shiny and lame shiny, though.
I don't think the naked eye can possibly tell the difference between a real diamond and cubic zirconium. Sorry to burst your bubble there.
Scrape it across some glass, you'll know in an instant.
The glass thing is a common misconception.
drills and saws
doesn't really belong in a topic for drunks
I don't think the naked eye can possibly tell the difference between a real diamond and cubic zirconium. Sorry to burst your bubble there.
DRUNKEN FORUM SEAL CLUBBING!!!!
I would have punched him right in the dick. But I can't expect every Tom Dick and Harry to live up to my awesome big-ball'dedness.
Also, today my friend had a big fucking bag of mushrooms, was either 9 or 19 grams... I guess they got an awesome deal on them. I was going to go over to his house and have some... But, I'm scared of taking hallucinogens. So now I'm just drinking a beer at home alone.
I was feeling kind of grumpy by the end of the school day.
HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT PSILOCYBINs?
I'm just plain doing it wrong.
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
I won the pub Quiz. WE won the pub quiz. I knew about avocados i win!!!
Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar.
If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke.I once ordered a rum and coke in a bar, and specified Mount Gay for the rum. Then I felt a little self-conscious about it, because this happened to be a gay bar. Eventually my friend told me to stop over-innuendoing because it was embarrassing.
Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar. Nine times out of ten, someone will throw J.D. in there because it's cheap and the majority of bar patrons are either too drunk or not discerning enough to either notice or give a shit. If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke. If you want Maker's Mark and Coke, order Maker's Mark and Coke. If you order something as broad as whiskey and coke, they are going to give you the common, cheap variety, which is usually J.D.
why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.
why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.
False. False as all Hell. If you can't taste the difference between J.D. and Jameson, you're doing it wrong. I don't know how you're doing it wrong, but you're doing it wrong.
Who in the fuck is Jonathan Daniels? Is he related to Jack?
tonight i'm rocking a surprisingly decent california cab
tonight i'm rocking a surprisingly decent california cab
What's surprising about it? Some really good wines come out of Cali. I'm embarrased that I can't remember the name of my favorite. It's a gewurztraminer made by an old hippycouple from Mendocino.
Jon, either have a few drinks and chill out or get the fuck out of this thread.Jon is an angry drunk. Color me surprised.
i can taste a huge difference between jd and jameson when it's straight/rocks, but when it's mixed with coke, I can't imagine tasting or caring about the difference
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!
it's just california doesn't turn out a bunch of well-done, value-based wine.
Guys has anyone in here smoked opium? Is it supposed to smell like springtime and flowery meadows and bunnies?
(I did not hit the opium, just some... other stuff, but it smelled really nice and everyone was talking about what a nice high it was. Too addictive for me, though.)
NO.maybe (probably) i'm just not as good of a reference for high end liquors as you. if i'm mixing liquors and chaser i just don't care. i should probably be enlightened.
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!
Based on what I can recall of the wine, I'm pretty sure it was a late-harvest gewurztraminer from 2004 or 2005. Luckily, I sampled it in my wine course at culinary school, and I can find out the name of the wine from my instructor tomorrow.it's just california doesn't turn out a bunch of well-done, value-based wine.
What about Two Buck Chuck?
In all seriousness though, you are right about most decent wines from Cali being overpriced. As far as the New World style of being too fruit heavy, I enjoy that as long as the winemakers don't add extra sugar on top of it (Franzia, I'm talking to you). YMMV
my favorite large-group tripping activities ... visit to the zoo
In all seriousness though, you are right about most decent wines from Cali being overpriced.
If you're tripping and your sober buddy doesn't know about it, that's a much serious screwup than any of the mistakes I warned against. That's just plain dumb. A "sober buddy" is defined as someone who's consciously accompanying a tripper on their journey as a spotter of sorts. Without that agreement before dosage, you're just giving your friend a nasty surprise when you start talking nonsense about time and space and they're sitting there wondering what the fuck you're on.
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.
ceci nest pas une pipe either
Didn't he die last year or '06 something? I am pretty sure it was right around the time James Brown died.
@KJS: This is an excellent idea. I will participate as soon as I find a pub that doesn't serve half-assed Irish Car Bombs. A 1/2 pint of Guinness does not an Irish Car Bomb make.
Five of us ordered car bombs. The bartender proceeds to make each car bomb individually and drop the shot glass in herself before moving onto the next.
I've lived in New England all my life (One of the more Irish influenced areas in the US) and in three years of barhopping up here, I haven't come across a bar that does car bombs quite right.
dammit, if you're mixing beer, that's just silliness.
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!
It was Navarro Vineyards late-harvest 2006 Gewurztraminer. It cost $30 in Atlanta, so probably $25 or so outsideof a majorcity.
Five of us ordered car bombs. The bartender proceeds to make each car bomb individually and drop the shot glass in herself before moving onto the next.
That's terrible. How could anyone not know that Bailey's will curdle, let alone a bartender?I've lived in New England all my life (One of the more Irish influenced areas in the US) and in three years of barhopping up here, I haven't come across a bar that does car bombs quite right.
Really? We have 2 in Atlanta that I know of. One is in a trendy section of town and overcharges for their ICBs ($ for the pint, plus the cost of Jameson's& Bailey's), and I refuse to give them money. The other is temporarily closed due to some licensing issues. If and when they reopen, I'll be a happy man. $2 pints and $6 Car Bombs is where it's at.
dammit, if you're mixing beer, that's just silliness.
Unless you're making black and tans!!!!!
I agree though, car bombs, flaming dr. peppers and boilermakers lead me to believe that mixing things with beer is always going to end badly.
when they say black and tans. they mean the kind from the cans. we don't got time to mix it all together. i'm a very busy man, man. she says i kinda dig the awkward silences. because i grew up in denial and went to school in massachussetts. he said hi, i like to party on the problem blocks. and i can't stand it when the banging stops.- craig finn
Why should alcohol be a major part of dating? Do you need it to have a good time? Does it make you a more interesting person? Not really. It generally makes people do silly things that they regret in the morning. I would have thought that not drinking would be a good thing in dating, as they get to know you, not what you do while drunk.yes, but the "me" they get to know is obsessed with things other than them... i.e., i would never want my daughter to date someone like me. i'm obsessed with work, i drink slightly too much, and i'm entirely superficial.
Hell, I am not an expert at dating, and I hardly drink, but it seems to make sense this way. I have seen too many people get drunk, make out, then regret it the next day. Or they will not remember what they did the night before, and find out they ended up cheating on their boy/girlfriend.
god I hate Gene Wilder
What? I'll fight you.
Blazing Saddles
I still don't understand your reasoning behind having to get drunk to have a successful relationship. They would have to see that obsessive side sooner or later; might as well see it from the start, upfront and honest-like. But then again, it sounds as if you've found someone who likes you anyway, so, uh, good for you!
Also, my night is going to consist of reading textbooks. No drinkin' for me.
Why alcohol is seen as leading to relationships: lots of people are afraid to tell the pretty chap or lady they like that they like them. Alcohol provides them with both the courage to do so and the ability to cover it up as not being that important if they are rejected. Also, a lot of socialising takes places around alcohol - therefore you meet new people and so on.it's so hard to meet people when you're out of school. most everyone i know works until at least 8pm if not 9:30pm so it's not like we can do the stupid NY Times' "how to meet people" suggestions like joining a co-ed softball team or whatever. the only things that are open when you get out of work are the bars. so you go to work, go to the bar, and go home.
The only ever 'date' I have ever been on involved the pub. I find it's a fairly relaxing, not much pressure place to get to know someone, more so than dinner or something would be. Plus, the alcohol aids conversation.
I'm more saying that you have to give each other a little buzz to have a successful start to a relationship.
Oh man, I had this page opened from like 2:30AM to somewhere around 4AM*.
My parents went out of town for a few days, so I invitedthreetwo friends over(stupid hangover chris counts himself as a friend). We got a 24 pack of budweiser(blech, but the only thing I could get at that time of night). I had 12 of them because my friends egged me on once I was a bit drunk. I downed the last 4 and spilled some on my jeans, which I just remembered I need to wash now. I said some stuff**, and now I'm apologizing over MSN. I drank some Listorine to stay drunk when my friends were gone, and that's sad.
ALCOHOLING IS FUN?
*I have no recollection of when or how I went to sleep, though I remember most of the events that night other than that.
**Not bad stuff, but it was to a girl, and I'm certain I made an ass of myself.
Most of us are uni students and young professionals (so early-mid 20s), with a light smattering of high school students and some older folks.
[ps. may i ask how old you guys are?
[ps. may i ask how old you guys are?
Everyone's above the legal drinking age, officer.
My friend was trying to date someone who was 20 this winter, and he asked me, "Do you remember what we did on dates before we were 21?"
Man, guys, please tell me why the fuck you would get drunk off your ass when you are sick, especially when that sick is a sinus infection? Where is the sense in that?
COCKTHIRSTY THUNDERCUNTS
I've never actually tried any other way of obtaining hallucinations though so whatever.
I am so drunk right now, let me tell you. It was a grammar adventure just typing these sentences. This kid was driving towards some common destination, and I was in a van full of guy and girls from this party and I just kept giving him directions to my house. He followed them, and I got out of a moving minivan, simple as that. This brings me to my love of two things: Brooklyn and spring break. Let's rock.
I am so drunk right now, let me tell you. It was a grammar adventure just typing these sentences. This kid was driving towards some common destination, and I was in a van full of guy and girls from this party and I just kept giving him directions to my house. He followed them, and I got out of a moving minivan, simple as that. This brings me to my love of two things: Brooklyn and spring break. Let's rock.
I read this, and then I read it again as though Craig Finn was singing it.
Man, I totally have to go to seminar tipsy more often. Discussing "Democracy in America" when you're too drunk to do anything BUT shoot from the hip, intellectually speaking, is fun as hell. Not that I'm going to do it next seminar or the one after that, but now I understand why the founders of our college's curriculum commended mild intoxication as a lubricant to discussion.
But which seminar coming up should I drink for? Maybe Faulkner?
it's weird how you don't end up drunk when you're hanging out with people you actually like.
it's weird how you don't end up drunk when you're hanging out with people you actually like.
This is a great point. Sure, I like getting drunk, but when I'm with my friends, I'm happy being sober. I only get drunk when I genuinely feel like being drunk, because my friends are super cool and I don't NEED alcohol to have fun.
I'm drunk now because I hate my job. I think it is okay to drink because you hate your job, especially if you plan to quit in a few months and rid yourself of the motivation (I will describe my job only on request to avoid thinking about it more than is necessary.)
EDIT: Okay it's been awhile and I don't care about my job anymore.
Guys, being drunk is awesome.
EDIT: If you are at a safe location and don't have to drive anywhere.
Seriously do not drive if you have been drinking at all. You might feel fine but it is seriously not worth risking.
what's this about hating your job? when you're bored enough to describe it, i'd love to hear a little about it, but i don't want to torture you now.
me attempting to make out with coworker. Din't work, but dude totally invited me or for a sumblker party next weekend. So win, rihht?
Posting because today is going to be an epic drunk.even if it isn't epic, at least you'll get a fun ambulance ride.
I started at like noon yesterday, maintained a level of comfortable drunkeness until like 9, at which point I got hammered. I woke up today and it is 9 AM and I was still drunk and I am on my 3rd beer and listening to shitty music.
If I do it right today wil be epic.
MDMA is awesome giuys.
Like, really good.
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers. this is a not good thing.
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers. this is a not good thing.
your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.
hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."
it is cheaper though.
i really wanted margaritas last night :(.
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers. this is a not good thing.
your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.
hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."
it is cheaper though.
i really wanted margaritas last night :(.
It's somewhat nice though, isn't it? To not have to get smashed to have a pleasant time?
I'll give you the outline of the story and you can decide if you want to hear more.
It involves a friend, a friends girlfriend, a tent and a black eye and me wondering whether my previous assumption that I am a nice guy is true or if I'm actually just a thinly veiled bastard.
A whole lot of crazy.
I stayed up for something like 40 hours once and afterwards when i was looking back on it it was incredibly hard to tell what happened when.
the theme is "irish whiskeys named after parts of the female body"
God fucking damnit, I will never be drunk again I swear to God.
Drunk shit
Guys I think ZJGent is probably one of the best forumites ever.
is it possible to become intoxicated via meat
After Midnight
After Midnight
Tldr: I had sex with my friends girlfriend in someone else tent which resulted in the loss of my virginity, a black eye, most likely a lot of pissed of people and the realization that maybe i am not the nice person i thought i was.
Nah that was my other friend. I don't really know the guy who's girlfriend it was. Well i do, but he's not a close friend more a nice guy thats a friend's friend. I doubt he laughed to be honest.
Oh I am not drunk enough. Soon I will be. 11 days till non-stop drunkenness! Oh wait actually I have exams stupid being born during typical spring exam times.
Damn, that looks good. Too mad those are corn tortillas though.Flower tortillas are for gringos, buey.
Flower tortillas are for gringos, buey.
Or people that get tired of those corn tortillas splitting and dropping the contents on the ground. I haven't been to mexico, but I am pretty sure the mexican restaurant in my father's hometown (middle-o-nowhereville with more people that speak Spanish than don't) is run by people that actually lived in Mexico, though that does make me wonder why they have burritos on the menu, probably it is expected of them.Damn, that looks good. Too mad those are corn tortillas though.Flower tortillas are for gringos, buey.
My Adium chat transcripts are showing complete gibberish.
Or people that get tired of those corn tortillas splitting and dropping the contents on the ground.
Get/make less shitty corn tortillas, then. Because hard taco shells are always going to be shit and this fact will never change. My mom makes bitchin' corn tortillas (thank god for her 25 years living in central California) and they do not split.I don't mind hard taco shells breaking, I am talking about actual corn tortillas, the soft kind. Taco shells you can stop the stuff falling out just with pressure on both sides, that doesn't work with soft tortillas.
Not just the hard shells! The soft corn tortillas split, too.
How long is too long?Not just the hard shells! The soft corn tortillas split, too.
Like I said: get/make less shitty corn tortillas. If they split, whoever made them was doing it wrong. That or they've been in storage too long.
How long is too long?
Dear Drunk thread,
Should I go to a party where I will more than likely get super drunk? Or go watch some dudes play D&D?
If this one is also lame, maybe I'll ditch it for the gay bar.
Does anyone ever come back here to this thread and look at their posts and go "what the hell is up with that"?
Emaline, the source of all your problems is obviously the rum. Rum is a silly drink that does nothing but wrong.
Get some whiskey, girl.
I have b een drinking since 11, my god, I mean, just, like, wow. I fuckin'; love jack daniels, and I take my whisky like all shots completely straight, nbo chasers, chasers are for those that own vaginas. Not that there's any problem with that. Now I'm going to get off my friend;'s mac, and go listen to a bandAgreed. Jack needs no adulteration.
chasers are for those that own vaginas
Never again will I barhop challenging every bartender to make me a drink that would "kick my ass."
I want some absinthe. :-(
i've had a few beers. i think i may go and have some more though.
then i will return for hilarious drunk posting action.
except i'mperfectlyfairly coherent when inebriated. meh
Hangovers are largely caused by
I'm eating fucking amazing toast. :-D
Hangovers are largely caused by
LIAR hangovers are caused by evil wives/girlfriends hammering your head while you sleep.
Hangovers are largely caused by type/quality of alcohol
When I say "quality" I mean "the person who distilled this was wearing pants at the time" Anything by any reputable brewery, or any homebrewer who knows what the fuck they're doing counts as quality in this case.
So I guess I was just a little bit obnoxious, not really an asshole.
Guys I pretty much only post when i have had a drink.
I like people better when I've been drinking, but if you say something dumb I"m more likely to be an ass to you about it, but in a joking fashion. I wish I could be so honest and yet accepting when I'm sober. I have reflected on things and realized that I am more pleasant to be around when I have been drinking, and I am fully aware that this is sort of sad.
Drunk enough to visit the QC forums after 4 months! Woo!
drinking by myself.
drinking by myself.Good ideas, seconded!
I am curious as to how you produced that pic while drunk.
You had it on your hard drive, didn't you.
Matt! Welcome back!
Yeah dude seriously where the shit have you been
The hat does not belong to me, rather to my fabulous fashion-school bound friend.
Thanks, Liz!
I needed a massive break from INTERNET DRAMA, Pat. Been lurking here on and off the past few days, not really ready to come back though.
not really ready to come back though.
I've been paid to dress like a 1940s pin up
I don't know what's more creepy- the fact that you're probably right, or the fact that you remember where Patrick gets his porn..
It makes sense now that I think about it, though, since it's designed as a time-release drug.
Post of the year guys. Seriously.
Why can't all my social calls go this way?
Ugh. I just turned down a 100% chance of losing my virginity. FUCK. I feel like an idiot.
Where do you find this shit Joe?
I am a big giant nerd.
Seconded. Drunk sex is only fun if you don't mind missing the important part.Hmmm.
Where do you find this shit Joe?
My Fiancee doesn't put out, so I have to find other avenues to keep myself entertained.
Is it pansy-ish to drink Mikes Hard Lemonade? It's not like that's the only thing I drink, but it tastes good, so I do have a couple sometimes. Certain people tend to give me hell for it, though, calling it a girl's drink.Yes. Yes it is.
Thoughts?
Man, don't go down that road. The absolute last thing I want to hear ever is Joe talking about the details of his sex life.
Who's crossfaded?
This guy.
They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!)
They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!)
Man, I don't think there's much of anything wrong with Coor's.
He also invented the word "bump"Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!
The Assassin of Youth!
Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.
SKOOLED
Big mistake. When you cook with alcohol, the ethanol evaporates and the flavors concentrate. Hence, if you cook with shitty alcohol, you're gonna get a load of concentrated shitty flavors in your dish.
Never cook with any alcohol you wouldn't drink. This goes double for wine.
Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.
Look at you. Look at how wrong you are.They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!)
Man, I don't think there's much of anything wrong with Coor's.
Orange juice and whiskey? You have go to be shitting me, that would be awful.
Coors Light is good when it's really really cold and you've been working really hard.
Once the conventional wisdom, but lately refuted, seeing as there's actually no evidence that the Hashshashins ever used marijuana beyond the supposed etymology of the word.
Which, seriously, can you imagine getting ridiculously high and then deftly sneaking up to someone and murdering the fuck out of them? Has this ever happened before?
The generalization of American beers should be changed to Corporate American beers, because there are a plethora of small breweries scattered throughout all of the United States that produce damn fine beers.This. Most American Macros suck, but we have tons of awesome micros.
I'm surprised you've only just found it! But I still prefer Lagavulin for an Islay, and Glendronach otherwise.
Paul
YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
I second Ozymandias. I'd love to have the money and years of booze experience to really expand beyond what can be found at the occasionally impressive liquor stores in the surrounding area. That is quite snazzy! If I get a second stimulus check I may have to place some orders on http://www.internetwines.com/ to broaden my horizons a bit more, since I know people in this area are only tapping into a small amount of the various, high quality boozes out there.
Cheers for taste, experience, and sharing! Keep on boozing my friends.
Yeah, but Renaissance poets/artists wrote about how it caused "visions" and such. I mean, when you're smashed beyond belief, vision in general gets to be a bit of a muddle, but these guys were talking about full on LSD-style visions. That was the reason it was banned, or so I've been led to believe--its supposed psychotropic effects.Absinthe is not a hallucinogen. It is just an alcoholic drink. Please, people, don't drink the kool aid.
In summary, thujone and absinthe were unjustly maligned and demonized, for a combination of commercial and ideological (even religious) reasons. Switzerland where cannabis is legal (and often steeped in vodka) still bans absinthe despite its ready availability. The USA still prohibits absinthe but does not presently make any special effort to interdict small quantities entering for personal use. In Europe, Pernod-Ricard survives as the continent's major beverage producer, but to afficianados, the name Pernod will always conjur up the Green Fairy and her 'opal wand'. Taken in moderation as all alcoholic drinks should be, absinthe is just one of many pleasant aperitifs, albeit one with a far more interesting history than most.
Yeah, but Renaissance poets/artists wrote about how it caused "visions" and such. I mean, when you're smashed beyond belief, vision in general gets to be a bit of a muddle, but these guys were talking about full on LSD-style visions. That was the reason it was banned, or so I've been led to believe--its supposed psychotropic effects.
Doe's anyone actually drink Absinthe with sugar and water, the way its supposed to be done?
"Doe's"?
"DOE'S"?!
What the hell? Do you think apostrophes are some sort of whore of punctuation
Actually, my spellchecker told me that was correct.
It is the wrong word because there are no fucking female deers possessing any absinthe in your sentence or the entire goddamn world.There is if you drink enough of it!
I have spent half my evening drinking beer/rum and playing virtual Uno.
Because that is what cool kids do.
So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!
So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!
Now this is the story
My life got flipped, turned upside down
take a minute I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called
West Philadelphia
I spent most of my days shooting
a couple of guys
making trouble in my neighbourhood
my mom scared
your aunt and uncle
I whistled
said "Fresh"
If anything
this was rare But I thought
now seven or eight
I yelled
Look at my kingdom
To settle my throne
But I had a glass, and it was goddamn amazing. I mean, not the best wine I've ever had, but definitely the best that was non-French and non-Italian. Fuck California wines. If you want wine from the States, Wisconsin wine is where it's at.
Has RI run out of eligible bachelors?
maybe 15% straight AND available
That is true. Damn. I'm screwed :(
Yeah, get someone liquored up enough and they will do quite a lot that they would normally not. Interpret the word "do" as you will.is actually kind of a degrading way of thinking about that (also, notice how it always seems to be referring to women, rather than men?). Now I know you're probably joking, but I have heard people being absolutely serious saying things like "oh, just get some drinks into her and she'll be eager". My brother has even told his friends that if you get me drunk I'll kiss anyone; now I (and his friends) know he was not being serious, but what if some stranger heard this, thought "oh hey, she must be pretty easy" and in my naivety I think they're just being friendly when there is a more malicious intent going on.
s actually kind of a degrading way of thinking about that (also, notice how it always seems to be referring to women, rather than men?).
Do you not realize what thread you popped into...
Also, what you quoted was a joke. Obviously, you may need a few drinks to lighten up, and roll your head back and laugh it off with a shake of your head.
I agree with Pat. I think this is the drunk thread... you know... where people post about being drunk? It's not the only way to have fun, but it is a way.
And how is that referencing women more than men? We were telling roxie how to get it on with her gay boss... get HIM drunk, not her.
Like you kissing everyone, its a good time, and you're having fun. Thats the thing to remember, most people drink to have fun. They usually find it in a way they enjoy.
It is a bit like walking into a bar and lecturing people about the evil of alcohol.
Do it outside the bar or at AA but inside the bar is asking for trouble.
"get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us"
My experience has been that people who are allowed to drink wine, champagne and such under the supervision of their parents from the time they were relatively young (tween/early teen) tend to be the most responsible when it comes to drinking at parties/in high school/ in college/with friends/etc.
If I started posting in the pointless thread just to tell everyone that image macros are stupid, I'd be told to take it elsewhere within moment
Mostly the issue here is that this discussion has no place ITT. If you wanted to have a discussion about alchohol use and abuse you should have made a new one. Coming in to a place dedicated to celebrating drunkeness and telling people to be serious almost reeks of trolling. Look at the thread title, for christs sake.
Well, I am 21 and I am drunk. And it feels good. So ..... what was the point again? Ah, yes, the point is that you do whatever you feel like! Seems good to me.
Dude, wanna make out?
lul.
i have been hitting the bong pretty hard this last week. I've watched all 4 seasons of entourage and worked full 8 hour shifts every day on top of that. it has been a very red bull paced week.
Hey now! This is drunkie turf!
So you're essentially smoking a Fruit Rollup?
Screw that. Get drunk and stay.
Man, why is it whenever my friends and I get high, all they want to listen to is The Beatles and switch whatever I have playing when I leave the room?
Souljazz Orchestra.
I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset. We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.
No.Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Oh my God no.
Oh God my ears.
I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset. We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.
Dude, I put on Deerhoof and set a Grails album to play after that, because I am totally of zerodrone's mindset about it, but they changed it.
But if I'm too drunk I'll just stop giving a shit and pay no attention to what I'm doing.
Mixing rum and coke is just wrong. I mean, rum is delicious by itself, but then you mix it with soda and it is like somebody took a big shit in your drink.
i am all like "sup guys" and smiling and making eye contact and chatting with EVERY BOY regardless of age and level of attractiveness.
Is it okay to get into alcoholism and drunkenness if you find yourself in a crummy situation that can only be solved with large quantities of time? On a side note, I found a place that sells generic 100 proof vodka for $8 a fifth and it's remarkably tasty.
Falling asddlleep p now so drunk / horny; wish you wrere hedre
Still awke right now fall asleepb soon
Songs for the Deaf. You can't even hear 'em.
Tripping.
I'm also super high, and I'm going to go download Zardoz.
So I kind of just smoked in my life.
MORE BEER
MORE BEER
correct
i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now. except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.Hey it's cool you don't have to worry about being subtle I'm down.
i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now. except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.Hey it's cool you don't have to worry about being subtle I'm down.
Wait. Wait nevermind.
dear drunk thread, i had awesome non-sober makeouts with the boy tonight. we had a lot of beer and cuddled and watched entourage and omgggg i am swooning a little. my ex boyfriend called me a whore and said he hopes i burn in hell. he is clearly jealous!! and a little bit crazy.
i dunno if that was meant to be sarcastic, but he actually is. i was having a pretty rough day until he showed up.
hey i am not the one that gets naked on the internet here.Whatever I am famous.
I'm drunk and missed chances with a bueauthiful lady tonight it's been a while and I really just want ot suck someoneos' face ssee what comes out of me whilst I'm drunk all I want are your lips and your tits your lips and your tits
I want that beautiful lady.`
Man, fuck the old-boy. If he's sabotaging new boy he's certainly not a friend so tell him to go fuck himself.
This sounds like a good idea because a) you don't know me and thus don't know my issues and flaws and b) Tommy's crotch has magical compelling powers.
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNED
Are you drunk or high? If either of those things are the case pretty much it is okay.
6What? 6 What? 6 geese a-laying?
cheap vodka
beer
Kublai Kahn (some real good Canadian strain we never learned the name of and just named ourselves), using Kool-Aid for bong water, honey on top of the leaf, with ice in the shaft.
And sweet, sweet Grolsch to follow.
We threw a cocktail party, giving all the ladies slow and comfortable screws up against the wall, chased by an awkward morning after.
We threw a cocktail party, giving all the ladies slow and comfortable screws up against the wall, chased by an awkward morning after.
So... this has been bothering me for a while. Are these drink names? "slow and comfortable screws up against the wall" and "awkward morning after" are wonderful cocktail names.
forumites crowding in and meeting each other for the first time
Actually Dollface, it is now -2 so you're all gooooood
Thank you master can Dollface do -9 when it comes?
Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
[size=8t]runs through the topic naked[/size]
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmStellaArtoismmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i am happy to be back home because my parents buy beer and liquor and that is nice. and they buy my favorite kind of beer now (alexander ketih's india pale, if anyone really cares. once i had somebody ask me "is that from india?" and i had this overwhelming urge to cover my face with my palm) and that's nice. mmmmm delicious beer.
i am happy to be back home because my parents buy beer and liquor and that is nice. and they buy my favorite kind of beer now (alexander ketih's india pale, if anyone really cares. once i had somebody ask me "is that from india?" and i had this overwhelming urge to cover my face with my palm) and that's nice. mmmmm delicious beer.
Oh man yes parents with good booze. My dad has all kinds of whiskey... last weekend I tried a couple of single malts I'd never had before, one from Islay, one from Skye, and one from the mainland.
Also I've just been at the pub and got a bit confused because it was empty until I realised it's a Monday. I mean, I'm not working and a bunch of friends were there, so I jut kind've assumed it'd be full... Apparently people are still working this close to Christmas I guess.
Mmmm. Laphroaig. Bottle is empty but it was worth it.
Jesus Christ, get an internet ROOM, you two!
Cute my ass. They've been goin' at it for the past 5+ months.
Attention all lesbian women of Earth.
I am the lady in question.
penis penis penis oh hey look i have a penis penis penis
penis penis penis penis
Also that most of you still totally suck.
Suck all of the throbbing gay dicks.
Liz is gayer than Ellen Degeneres at a really gay party.
Liz is gayer than Ellen Degeneres at a really gay party.
It was this outfit that did it.
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk92/_beatingheartsbaby/3119837938_4a857f30a2.jpg)