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Title: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 06:43
THIS IS NOW THE DRUNKALDS THREAD! YI KAN ONLY PPOST HERE IF YOU ARENT SOBER!

IF YOU ARENT LEGAYL ALLOWED ACCES TO TEH ALCOMOLZ, SUCK IT UP, OR OBTAIN BY OTHER MEANS!

Anyways, Today was a good party! I started with pokering, which I lostinated, twice (good thing it wasnt strippoker, Id be hells of cold)

Then off to soem gues place fir Irish coffee, and some weird russian movei, whihc due to the settings of his pmonitor was about the smurfs! Then to the bar where there was beer, and more beer, and nive epole!

TODAY WAS GOOD
TOMORROW WILL PEOEBABLY NOT!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2006, 07:08
you faked that post
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: nickyandthefuture on 21 Dec 2006, 07:11
I'm eating some oatmeal right now, is that a good post?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 07:12
NO! YOU ALL FAIL! GO GET DRUNK, YOU SILLY BUMS! GET OUT OF MY THREAD!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Dec 2006, 07:17
Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!

...

I want some absinthe.  :-(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Bluehawk_D on 21 Dec 2006, 07:22
Well I was smashed last night does that help
yur drukn lol
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 07:26
LAST NITRHG ISNT GOOD NUGF! TODAY IS WHERE TIS AT!

QUE SERA, SERA!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 21 Dec 2006, 07:28
I am not drunk but i'm stoned as balls
does thatcount?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 07:30
NO! GO GET YOUR OWN STONER  THREAd! THIS IS FOR DRUNKADRS ONLY!

GO SIT AROUND AND BE ALL "WHAO, THATS SO BLOOO" SOMETHREAD ELSE

*sjakes fisth at people*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 07:44
I am drinking some scotch and coke. That count?

I think it's scotch. (I kinda wanted it to be bourbon, but oh well)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Dec 2006, 07:52
GOOD MAN!

SHOW THEM STONERS WHAT REAL (wo) MEN ARE MADE FROM!

ALCOMOEOEOLE!!!!!]
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 21 Dec 2006, 08:13
I'm not drunk but it's 3am and I keep making up words like "assjument" which I find pretty awesome but also bewildering.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 08:14
Oh yeah, i was totally right.

Anywau, stop stealing my drunken thunder you cunt, now watch my damn seat whilst I go for some more gin y'hear?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 21 Dec 2006, 08:18
Assjument means to pass judgement on someones ass.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rubby on 21 Dec 2006, 08:20
I had about a shot of gin worth of random sips. Does that count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 08:21
Assjument means to pass judgement on someones ass.

I assjume all the time. I've very assjumental.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Valrus on 21 Dec 2006, 08:23
I don't drink alcohol at all. Can you ban me from posting in this thread?

No? Ooh. Too bad.  :-D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 21 Dec 2006, 08:29
Give me about two hours. Then I'll be drunk. And probably a bit depressed. But I'll try to be funny and entertaining and whatthefucknot.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 08:30
Why the hell don't you drink? It's not like it's ever made anyone feel like shit, or make regrettable decisions, or led to unwated pregnancies, or caused anyone the loss of their helth, broken up any families, caused any violent incidents......


ah shit.



Anyone got any dope?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 08:47
Our make you sick.

Which is why I don't drink much. Even a little alcohol makes me feel dizzy, and don't like that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 21 Dec 2006, 08:59
SHIT MAN. IT IS LIKE, 1.50 PM HERE.

I GUESS WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT I AM TOTALLY GOING TO GET STARTED ON THIS RIGHT NOW. I'VE PUT IT OFF FOR TOO LONG.

PS I AM SORRY I AM NOT DURNK YET. WILL BE BACK SOON.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jolijn on 21 Dec 2006, 09:47
Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!

...

I want some absinthe.  :-(

Would people in Europe be able to send over drinks that we can't get in the states without any kind of legal problem?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 09:52
It's not like we would write ABSINTHE LOL on the bottle.

Just send it over in a cleaned out bottle of that shit-awful green banana liquer shit. Or aftershock or something. they only make that shit properly in like, poland and spain now anyway.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jolijn on 21 Dec 2006, 09:58
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 21 Dec 2006, 10:00
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 21 Dec 2006, 10:06
Yay for absynthe being legal in Canada. Boo for me not having any at the moment :(

PS: I'm drunk on chocolate milk and coookeeeesh, does that count? (Oh and stoned too, but when am I not, really?)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 10:13
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.

You were able to get alcohol back with you in your luggage?! Seriously?! Man, I had wanted to bring back some Qingdao beer, but I was led to believe it was impossible. Then again, came from a different country, and that was RIGHT after the "hairgel/iPod" terrorist threat.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gridgm on 21 Dec 2006, 10:14
Encourging the consumption of poison by peer pressure is awesome!

...

I want some absinthe.  :-(
i had half a shot of pre ban absinthe once...damn that's some good shit

at the moment i'm on the single malt whiskey
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Dec 2006, 10:14
i had a piece of candy made with bourbon, does that count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 21 Dec 2006, 10:18
I once saw a man piss his pants and throw up all over himself in my guest room after consuming too much absinthe.

(No it was not me)

Basically, I don't trust the stuff. Its like low-grade peyote with a slightly less repulsive taste.

I am on the Bundy Dry and Limes at the moment, thinking once I finish these I might walk down to the corner store, get some Red Bull and polish off the rest of the bottle of Cointreu sitting in my pantry.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: salada on 21 Dec 2006, 10:32
i was drunk before. just realllllllllllly tired now. and also, i think i am en train d'etre malade.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Dec 2006, 10:35
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.

My roommates and I have a bottle of Czech absinthe. It's not illegal to own, drink, or buy in the US, just sell. So you can import it from Europe and it's perfectly legal.

And perfectly delicious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 21 Dec 2006, 10:56
OK, I've given in (another joint helped  :-P). I'm now drinking a yummy mudslide (shot o'Smirnoff, shot o'Kahlua, shot o'Bailey's and 2 shots o'milk = drunken goodness)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Dec 2006, 11:23
Seriously, though. I'm starting to think you all have problems. Like, WTF, mates.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 21 Dec 2006, 11:26
DUH.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Dec 2006, 11:30
I'm about as drunk as I can get away with while being at work.... That's worth something, right?

Sorry, I mean, OMGZ I;'MNA ALL DRUNKER3ED RIGHY NOW GUUYZ FUCKING HAGLBLGHLGLBLGLGHL
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 21 Dec 2006, 11:35
Seriously, though. I'm starting to think you all have problems. Like, WTF, mates.

*smokes another doobie and makes another mudslide*

I have no idea what you're talking about.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 21 Dec 2006, 11:45
I'm about as drunk as I can get away with while being at work.... That's worth something, right?

Sorry, I mean, OMGZ I;'MNA ALL DRUNKER3ED RIGHY NOW GUUYZ FUCKING HAGLBLGHLGLBLGLGHL

CHUCK A SICKIE DOVEY. CHUCK A SICKIE AND GET SO DRUNK.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 21 Dec 2006, 13:33
I got kicked out of a bowling alley for being drunk.

They sold me the alcohol, so I think they should get kicked out, not me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 21 Dec 2006, 13:44
I too do not drink either, as well. Nor do I take drugs. I'm this close *indicates a small amount* to being straightedge except without the veganism or moral convictions. Can I still post here? Yes? No? Maybe so?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 21 Dec 2006, 13:49
After tomorrow, I will not ingest mind-altering substances of any sort for 6 months.  Tonight, I will hopefully burn one down as a farewell to everything that stops sobriety.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Dec 2006, 15:06
I too do not drink either, as well. Nor do I take drugs. I'm this close *indicates a small amount* to being straightedge except without the veganism or moral convictions. Can I still post here? Yes? No? Maybe so?

Nay sir you may not. I will, however, allow you to watch.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Dec 2006, 15:19
I feel like this thread needs an intervention. With the rest of the threads coming in and telling it how much its substance abuse is hurting them.

Stop beating Postcount.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: salada on 21 Dec 2006, 18:05
After tomorrow, I will not ingest mind-altering substances of any sort for 6 months.  Tonight, I will hopefully burn one down as a farewell to everything that stops sobriety.

innnnnteresting.

where are you going to draw the line here? still drinking coffee? and will this rule out any, uh, regular (read: legal, perscription) meds?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: spinning_Starlet on 21 Dec 2006, 19:09
I will post here again when i have got my laptop and i am lurking on here whilst in the pub.

that is all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tommydski on 21 Dec 2006, 19:18
Guys, I have spent the last four weeks in London working.
I did not drink alcohol once! I did not smoke cigarettes! I did not get together with my ex even though she knew I was in town!

I, tommydski, avoided booze, fags and casual sex for basically a month in one of the busiest cities in the world!
I demand applause.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 21 Dec 2006, 19:28
ClapxClap!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jolijn on 21 Dec 2006, 19:33
Hmm well I was wondering if they could send it in the orginal packaging...when I was in the czech republic, i bought one bottle of absinthe and was able to carry it home in my luggage...haven't opened it because it's my ONLY ONE! but basically i like have illegal alcohols for decoration.

My roommates and I have a bottle of Czech absinthe. It's not illegal to own, drink, or buy in the US, just sell. So you can import it from Europe and it's perfectly legal.

And perfectly delicious.

That's awesome! If i go this year I will only carry enough clothes for half a suitcase. And i'll use the clothes to cushion all the various non-sellable alcohols i'll be bringing back
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 19:51
doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 21 Dec 2006, 20:09
my shampoo is made from stout (http://usa.lush.com/cgi-bin/lushdb/802?expand=Haircare).  And one of the many nice things about working for a small company are the cocktails at 5:15pm.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2006, 20:39
POSTING IN AN INEBRIATED THREAD.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 22 Dec 2006, 00:44
Why cant I remember actually making this thread?

Ohwell, at least the hangover wasnt to bad :)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: camelpimp on 22 Dec 2006, 01:20
doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.

My mom was shocked when I called it "doobie" She said, "I can't believe you used such an old term!"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 22 Dec 2006, 06:46
I have all the competence for this thread. I have devilled the art of drunkenly posting while not typoing. Basically, I have spent about an hour already on this post, finger typing like a man with no arms and eleven and a half fingers protruding from his inner elbows. (in other words, very slowly).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 22 Dec 2006, 07:13
doobie

Doobie is like the cutest word for a spliff ever. It's almost as good as how my mum still calls it 'Mary Jane'.

Agreed. That's pretty much what I always call it. That or fatty.

As in:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/philosopherqueen/DSC00034.jpg)

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 22 Dec 2006, 07:21
Any thread that I have to bust open some of the folks' Christmas liquorhaul and pack a bowl for is a good thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 22 Dec 2006, 07:23
Yes, A++. Would smoke again.

Edit: In fact, Ima load a bowl with some roaches right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lunchbox on 22 Dec 2006, 14:40
Ally: 1
Bottle of Christmas Wine from Boss: 0


WOOOO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lunchbox on 22 Dec 2006, 15:07
Now the bottle of wine is laughing at my pathetic easy butt. I do not get drunk often enough to understand this.


POOOO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Misereatur on 22 Dec 2006, 15:17
I do not get drunk often enough


POOOO

Pretty much, yeah.

I've lost a lot of weight since the last time I got drunk, I wonder how much it'll take to bring me down.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 23 Dec 2006, 05:16
Bachache - when your composer hurts.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 23 Dec 2006, 06:56
Hmm..it's illegal for me to drink, so I'm not entirely drunk. Does tequila shots n sprite count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tommydski on 23 Dec 2006, 06:58
No.

It has to be Blue Nun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 23 Dec 2006, 10:03
I have been drinking all night and I can't get past tipsy. I am on my 4th drink, after having 2 beers for breakfast, a glass of whiskey, sake with dinner, and another beer.

AND I HAVEN'T EVEN MADE ANY TYPO'S. WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thelightguy on 23 Dec 2006, 10:58
I'm sorry, I failed.  I had one glass of smoking bishop, and then refused the second one, since I had to drive home.  I am a failure at being a drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 25 Dec 2006, 08:24
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/redglasscurls/Xmaspre-week005.jpg)
arg blarh:P i squint when drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 25 Dec 2006, 08:53
Are you old enough to drink?  :police:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 25 Dec 2006, 08:57
In some countries...just pretend I live in Canada, eh?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: dennis on 25 Dec 2006, 22:05
Now the bottle of wine is laughing at my pathetic easy butt. I do not get drunk often enough to understand this.


POOOO
I...hey what? whoa.

Geez, Ally.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 28 Dec 2006, 20:34
Are you old enough to drink?  :police:

It never stopped me.  now that I am old enough, I drink little.  I have two cases of beer in my apartment and how much do I drink? precious little.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 28 Dec 2006, 23:52
I drink 451's. 9/10ths whiskey, 1/10th kerosene. Booyah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 29 Dec 2006, 07:32
STOP FAIKING IT~!

POSEERZ

ALSO

I narrowlyt accoifved beeing hit upon by dsome guy who thought that by liking things like elvis, I must be gay

wwhich im ntot. I dontk now whow im dissapoointred in more, humaniity, or mhumabinty
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: philosopherqueen on 29 Dec 2006, 07:46
Drunk Verergoca = funny.

I worry that he's faking it though, it's almost too good to be true.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 29 Dec 2006, 07:48
Pff, I wiash, get me on skype and your in for hell!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rubby on 29 Dec 2006, 12:03
I did some of The Dope.
I'm all Dopped up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 29 Dec 2006, 12:16
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 29 Dec 2006, 12:36
KEEP YOUR CHASTITY BELTS ON, THE MADMAN WILL SURELY RAPE US ALL IN HIS MAD LUST
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rubby on 29 Dec 2006, 12:41
NO! Take off your cloths, Imma show you somthin.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: elcapitan on 29 Dec 2006, 13:52
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

The Assassin of Youth!

EDIT: Woo! Red wine from a raffle! Tastes like arse but I'm drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 29 Dec 2006, 23:40
Man, its been like, ages ago, and i still cant get the whole "keep solid foods inside my body" trick going :(.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jooooosh on 30 Dec 2006, 02:10
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

The Assassin of Youth!



Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

SKOOLED
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Rubby on 30 Dec 2006, 02:43
I like breaking down words sometimes. Take assassin, ass-ass-in. Thats funny!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Dec 2006, 03:00
Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

SKOOLED

Shakespeare almost certainly didn't invent the word, since it comes from the Arabic sect Hashshashin and is easily Romanized to be assassin, long before Shakespeare's time.

Furthermore, there is no evidence the sect even called themselves that, and was likely attributed to them as more of a general term for lawbreakers and outlaws, derived from the Egyptian Hashasheen. The relationship between assassin and hashish(the actual Arabic word instead of the American slang) is likely less sinister, generally meaning that assassins and hashish users were both shunned from society.

I hate it when marijuana lore tries to make it seem more significant than it really is.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Storm Rider on 30 Dec 2006, 07:51
I believe that is double-'skooled'.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: elcapitan on 30 Dec 2006, 08:48
Ozy, thanks for doing that. You're a man after my own etymological heart.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Dec 2006, 09:04
I am listening to the Beastie Boys right now. I MUST be drunk!

I promise to post something in here before I fall asleep on New Year's Eve
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 30 Dec 2006, 12:07
Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

SKOOLED

Shakespeare almost certainly didn't invent the word, since it comes from the Arabic sect Hashshashin and is easily Romanized to be assassin, long before Shakespeare's time.

Furthermore, there is no evidence the sect even called themselves that, and was likely attributed to them as more of a general term for lawbreakers and outlaws, derived from the Egyptian Hashasheen. The relationship between assassin and hashish(the actual Arabic word instead of the American slang) is likely less sinister, generally meaning that assassins and hashish users were both shunned from society.

I hate it when marijuana lore tries to make it seem more significant than it really is.

He did, however, invent the word "puke."

...unless I am horribly mistaken.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: amok on 30 Dec 2006, 12:08
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

reefer fiend checking in I sure hope this thread is not reserved for drunk people or I have committed an internet faux-pas

Jesu + weed = win
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Dec 2006, 12:45
He did, however, invent the word "puke."

...unless I am horribly mistaken.

Possibly. At the very least, he was probably the first person to use it in a literary work.

Which...isn't much of a stretch.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 31 Dec 2006, 17:29
I knew it was something like that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 31 Dec 2006, 21:12
I am listening to the Beastie Boys right now. I MUST be drunk!

I promise to post something in here before I fall asleep on New Year's Eve

GUYS ITHAPPENED I'M DRUNK AND OSTING!!!! HAPPYNEW YWr\ everyobe!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Storm Rider on 01 Jan 2007, 02:37
I bet that post's fake.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2007, 05:38
Unfortunately not *groan*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gridgm on 01 Jan 2007, 08:40
our school gave us a "game" which encourages safe drinking

according to it i died last night of alcohol poisoning

it seems to think i can't drink a bottle of bourbon on my own considering my body weight
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2007, 09:25
Congratulations for not dying!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: elcapitan on 01 Jan 2007, 12:24
Oh god, braincells... Come back...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: NecroAd on 01 Jan 2007, 16:19
Does annoyingly hungover count? -_-
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 01 Jan 2007, 17:19
ggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 01 Jan 2007, 19:20
Man, this morning was a bad morning. Feeling much better now though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ElRodente on 01 Jan 2007, 20:25
I got kicked out of a bowling alley for being drunk.

They sold me the alcohol, so I think they should get kicked out, not me.

then when they are gone, stage a coup and become the king of the bowling alley



i'm still kind of drung over from last night (my new word, for still havings drunk feeling, but with more adverse effects) and it's 3

the good news is we invented shot jenga!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 01 Jan 2007, 21:03
The only place I have ever had police try to pull me in for drunk and disorderly was out the front of a bowling alley.

Although it turns out you can totally talk your way out of a drunk and disorderly if the cops are nice enough.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Jan 2007, 00:32
Actually, you can sweet-talk your way off a lot of minor offences simply by being reasonable and polite. The Police have to deal with so many deliberately obstructive, rude and obnoxious folk that you earn major brownie points just for making their day smoother. A policeman once told my dad that I was the 'nicest person he'd ever arrested', which has to count for something. It doesn't quite mesh with my anarchistic bent, but I find my life is a lot easier if I'm on friendly terms with the constabulary, especially if I'm going to regularly meet up with them patrolling places I'm drinking every week. That said, now that I don't need to go drinking outside with a load of 15 year old mall-punks, my day to day acquintance with the police has dropped considerably.
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Post by: Corcarpemei on 28 Jan 2007, 01:07
FACK I'M SRUGNKD.F   HTOT
HOLTY SGTO WHAT THE BUCK.?
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Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 28 Jan 2007, 01:08
WHAT...THE...FUCK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: silverstar on 28 Jan 2007, 01:23
This be a post from last night...

I had waaaay more rum than I ought to have had....OMG....the room was spinning, I tell you!

*sigh*

La
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jmrz on 28 Jan 2007, 01:34
FACK I'M SRUGNKD.F   HTOT
HOLTY SGTO WHAT THE BUCK.?


To translate:

FUCK I'M SO DRUNK. [something] HOLY SHIT [?] WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Post by: KaraFairie on 28 Jan 2007, 02:37
YAY for Princy!!! She understands drunken talk.

Where'd the rum go?
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Post by: Gurkburk on 28 Jan 2007, 09:09
okay what the hell?
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Post by: Verergoca on 28 Jan 2007, 14:08
Where'd the rum go?

Do you really want to know (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,14546.0.html)?
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Post by: Peet on 02 Feb 2007, 17:21
z
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Post by: Ernest on 02 Feb 2007, 21:26
Fuck dude I am drunk is this thread legit?  I am so underage look at my profile that is underage.  Fuck.  What the hell is going on here?  I am drunk do i qualify for shit? I don't know what's going on I'm going to pass out but I'm using correct grammar.  I can do that shit.
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Post by: mberan42 on 02 Feb 2007, 22:15
I am a bit drunk, but mostly tired.

When I get this way, mostly tired and a bit drunk, I get depressed. When I get depressed, I drink. It's really not a healthy cycle. I recognize this, but have not as of yet taken any steps to counteract myself. I'll get on it eventually.

Let it be known that I have problems with women. The girls I have crushes on haunt me. Especially since nearly all of them are in a relationship currently.

Ok, yeah, I'm drunk. I can tell when I'm drunk when it takes me 5 minutes to type out a short reply such as this. While I'm still coherent and able to type, I still dwell on every single "what could have been" in my life, and, really, it hurts. A lot. I don't know how I can stop myself from thinking about these women. I never once have had a serious relationship. Really, like, ever. I've dated a few girls here and there, but it's never been serious. Unfortunately, my brain won't shut the hell up - it constantly is thinking about girls whom I've had any interest in before, whether I've dated her (as is the case with Liz) or if I just have a crush on her (as is the case with Bridget or Lizzie or Julie or Laura or...).

So my mind is working at about a thousand words per minute right now, but my fingers are typing at about 30 words per minute. Someone needs to invent a mind-to-text inputter. Or whatever the heck it's called.

Basically, here's me in a nutshell: I'm pretty smart, I'm not awful looking, I like my job, but I hate the emotional capacity of a 15-year-old.

Any women care to hang out with me?
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Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 02 Feb 2007, 23:22
I am drunk again, ladies and gentlemen. Drunk again and very happy about it.
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Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 02 Feb 2007, 23:30
Oh joy. The liquor is locked in the pantry...*sigh* no booze for me...
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Post by: David_Dovey on 03 Feb 2007, 00:05
I will be! This'll be my first time gettin drunk, alone, in front of the computer. It should make for interesting results
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Post by: mberan42 on 03 Feb 2007, 20:36
Welcome to my life, DD.

Hah! DD! I get it!




...god I'm pathetic.
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Post by: thelightguy on 04 Feb 2007, 17:07
What's the QC policy on posting drunk?  Ah, never mind...

This should be really akward, becauce I'm getting drunk with my dad and a couple of his friends,k but whatever.

So yea, I'm not sober and that's what matters (for this thread).
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Post by: bujiatang on 04 Feb 2007, 18:38
I'm slightly buzzed on Hot cocoa. whish is to say, my cocao had somthing else aded.  I thin it is rum,.
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Post by: Cernunnos on 04 Feb 2007, 19:13
Is it bad that i get buzzed off of one beer? Is it also bad that i post alot more while buzzed?
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Post by: thelightguy on 04 Feb 2007, 19:15
1 yes
2 not always
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Post by: Cernunnos on 04 Feb 2007, 19:22
Well, i suppose there are some people who are hilarious when they post drunk. I am not one of them. So sorry.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 04 Feb 2007, 19:25
I have a large glass of Wine.

Further details as events warrent.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 04 Feb 2007, 19:32
Drunk singstar is possible the besy invention ever. i do love it. i don't love being ill however, so bed time will be soonish. afterh i play the cigarette game.

Happy Birthdayh Kylos!
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Post by: Ernest on 04 Feb 2007, 21:02
Dang I was really drunk.  I just read that post I forgot I had posted when I was drunk.
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Post by: TheCourtJester on 05 Feb 2007, 03:04
I...I got drunk. Unfortunately, it was "take a drink every time a bad commercial comes on" the game. We thought it would be a drink every 15 minutes or so...not super-light, but not DYING. It was bad....

So I felt sick about half an hour ago...I remembered I have a vaporizer, which means very little effort to get veeery crossfaded.

So I'm sitting here watching a live recording of Pink Floyd and doing my psyche homework. I think the superbowl's coool. Who won?




/kidding
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Post by: Jed on 06 Feb 2007, 11:54
It's -30 celsius so i went for a walk and now i'm enjoying a fifth drink of rum and coke.  :-D
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Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Feb 2007, 12:58
I am having beer and pizza for breakfast.
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Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 15 Feb 2007, 00:23
HEPPY BALENTINES DURR

P.S.- The newsbox still sys happynbew year
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Post by: Heijoshin on 20 Feb 2007, 00:32
This is my one drunk post to QCF. As much as I might act like an ass, and as much as I wish that i didn't, I love her. First and last time that anyone will hear me say that about anyone. I'm done, and good night.
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Post by: ZJGent on 20 Feb 2007, 16:10
not sober totally. magic, I basically, I am okay. part from I had this vanilla vodka and it tasted like icecream so I had the whole stuff. it was great I am flying like a spanish billiard right niw,

foo shum basna gas!

fum bum lalum,

Rdorifkhgol

rodrick maybve..
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Post by: S_g on 21 Feb 2007, 04:49
I'm drinking the old standerd, bundy, it's not as nice as i remember from my underage drinking days.

Some barstard gave me the link to arvil doing covers of soad and greenday. omfg it is so wrong.

12h shifts suck, and now im too tired to sleep, so drinking until my mind lets go/slows down and i finally hit the pillow and passout
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Feb 2007, 07:57
hahaha yoiu guys its hellof funnyy cauze 18 yrs old is legal here in lolbania hahahaha you guys all fail

Hey guys it's not that hard to fake drunkenness, you can still post.
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Post by: Scytale on 23 Feb 2007, 05:44
Yeap I'm slightly intoxicated at the moment, just got back from seeing a bunch of shitty local bands, at the Oxford Tavern (cool pub near where I live). Since it was my birthday on Wednesday all my mates bought me drinks tonight getting hammered on other peoples money is awesopme...

Hooray For the weekends!!!!
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Post by: Lines on 23 Feb 2007, 16:32
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/gallery-booze-500.gif)

thank you Married to the Sea, for this public service announcement.
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Post by: Tyler on 23 Feb 2007, 16:43
Forshame! Ladyfolk should not engage in such behaviors.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lines on 23 Feb 2007, 17:01
sir, i shall drink to your health.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Tyler on 23 Feb 2007, 22:59
My sensibilities, they have been offended.
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Post by: Lines on 24 Feb 2007, 05:45
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b198/andthentherewaslindsey/gracious.jpg)

(do not be offended. i had but one drink and i can hold my liquor.)
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Post by: öde on 24 Feb 2007, 05:55
I had two shots of the worst drink in the world last night. I liked it.
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Post by: Verergoca on 08 Mar 2007, 18:58
I had more beers than I had in a whirle! Tomorrow is oging to be hell! GO HANGOVRS!

Or not. I dont know. Pretty girls in the bar, and me beeing to shy, as usual ofcourse. Ohwell!
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Post by: Gemmwah on 14 Mar 2007, 20:02
lots of cider and a bottle of white wine and 2 shots of something green and some vodka thing make gemmwah a rather drunk cheerleader. I have had lots of water but am still immune to pain and cold. i may quit whilst i am ahead. although i have already burned my mouth with hot burger, so i'm not so much ahead as on level ground.
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Post by: SilentJ on 15 Mar 2007, 17:29
Like a week ago I had mucho beers with my brother, cousin, and brother's friend.  I forgot to post here whilst drunk.

I am sorry, QC. :-(
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Post by: bujiatang on 15 Mar 2007, 20:15
I went to a party on Saturday.  Started with a few beers, and then switched to gin and tonics.... poor decision.  Got home at 5:30... ohhh the hangover...

But Wolfgang parties are always worth attending.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 16 Mar 2007, 04:27
The last time I was in a suitable state to post here, I couldn't find the thread.
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Post by: SilentJ on 16 Mar 2007, 19:13
I went to a party on Saturday.  Started with a few beers, and then switched to gin and tonics.... poor decision.  Got home at 5:30... ohhh the hangover...

But Wolfgang parties are always worth attending.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

Remember well this lesson, my son (who is probably older than I am and knows this already)
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Post by: jolijn on 16 Mar 2007, 19:55
I invented a drinking game but no one really wants to play it. You basically play golf but take a drink for every shot you shoot over par. The great thing about this of course is that the more you drink, the worse you're gonna play and the more you're gonna drink. Unless you happen to be one of those freaks who actually does things better drunk.
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Post by: tommydski on 16 Mar 2007, 20:18
Well, there's a very, very popular drinking game called Pub Golf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pub_golf).

Each drink is given a par, which is the number of swigs you take to down each drink.
I assumed this was universal but I guess it might just be UK.
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Post by: Jooooosh on 16 Mar 2007, 22:18
After a bad bought with a few chemicals and sleepless night, i figure sobriety is the way to go for at least a few days. sorry :-( :angel:
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Post by: Oli on 17 Mar 2007, 07:45
My favourite drinking game is called "Last one to throw up is a sissy"
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Post by: tania on 17 Mar 2007, 08:52
I assumed this was universal but I guess it might just be UK.

i can't speak for everyone in canada but this has been a pretty popular drinking game with my friends for a while now.
guelph is a small town with a limited number of bars, though, so we usually only play this when we visit toronto.
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Post by: tommydski on 17 Mar 2007, 09:32
I can see how your friends would have to drink to be seen in public with you.
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Post by: Oli on 17 Mar 2007, 16:25
TOMMY IS TOTALLY GAY FOR TANIA!

HE WANTS TO) LOVE HER ALL NIGHT LIONG
BBECAUSE HE ENJOYS THE FATTIES AND TANIA IS OBSESE LIKE A WHAKLE!


ST. PATRIDKCS DAYUJ LOL!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jolijn on 18 Mar 2007, 01:28
LLOS HE WAN TS SMOEFATT YLOBIN
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Mar 2007, 01:30
I had a beer and a rum & coke tonight. Obviously this was not enough to affect me at all.

Sorry to disappoint you, thread.

P.S. I WNENT OTU FOR A WAL K AND SAW :TDS ANE "EPH" CARVED INO T A TREE, WTF??!?1/
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Post by: Peet on 18 Mar 2007, 03:10
I had Guiness and Jamesons and then graduated to pitchers of stuff.

It's a shame I forgot about this thread at the time.
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Post by: Yankee6X on 18 Mar 2007, 03:26
Guiness, Tooheys New, Tooheys Old, Tooheys Platinum, More Guiness, J?germeister, Bundaberg Rum, uhm - Jim Beam Bourbon. And one good nights sleep - no hangover surprisingly.

That was yesterday.

today was a softy.

Cascade Premium, and a Schooner of VB.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 31 Mar 2007, 16:56
I  REME MRBERED           TO PSOT IN THEIS TRHREAD

TTPOTALLY NOT SOBER.#/

THIS
IS
PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by: öde on 31 Mar 2007, 16:57
Well done Pete.
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Post by: Verergoca on 11 Apr 2007, 16:56
FOOK YOU WORLD, ! DURNK I AM, TO MUCH WINE. LoTS OF FUN.

NOW OUSEMATES ARE LOUD. I NEED CUDDLSZ!

*goes to rest*
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Post by: Zoe_Gurl on 13 Apr 2007, 07:31
2 mercury ciders... And to think i have a bottle of vodka with me just begging to be drunk. I had plans to go out tonight... but they fell through - stupid freaking friends who think we go to uni to study! What the fuck happened to ppl just getting maggoted 75% of uni life and barely passing... al this caring about their degree is affecting our friendship. I thought 'scholarship money' was code for lets go get drunk... my shout.
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Post by: Zoe on 14 Apr 2007, 12:47
wow now i so see how this is double posting and im pretty sure that is bad but oh well.... here is me not being sober and im very happy about it. ts 6 oclock in the morning, and i just got home... it hasnt been a fabulous night but it has been a long one out dancing and that is the good point! i likke dancing till the clubs close, then you get a taxi with some strange bloke who trys to sell you clothes. it was fun. damnit why didnt i take the clothes? they were even my sive fuckers. im glad i didnt wear make up out tonight, cuz it wouls look funnynow. funny. (this is where you make fun of my would be make up)

bed time? I agree xP
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Post by: Peet on 14 Apr 2007, 16:37
your mum is not nsbober
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 14 Apr 2007, 18:43
I am so baked off my arse that I would use a phrase like 'baked off my arse' to genuinely describe my condition.

That is basically how baked off my arse I am.
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Post by: Hat on 14 Apr 2007, 20:47
Fuck. I can't believe I keep forgetting about this thread when I am drunk. Did anyone bother to record the gabbly conversation last night where I just kept bitching about Manowar?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Edith on 14 Apr 2007, 23:45
I'm just tipsy enough to have opened the last bottle of alcohol in the house.

It is red. It is in an old vodka bottle. I bought it in Guatemala from an old woman who had brewed it in her bathtub.

If it kills me, I will haunt Huda. My ghost will drink with her.

Also, in case it kills me, farewell. This has been fun.

E.

Edit: I actually do have other alcohol, but it is all white wine. And white wine always gives me a headache. Although this stuff probably will, too. If it doesn't kill me.
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Post by: Zoe on 18 Apr 2007, 12:13
no more alcohol..... ts a good thing making out with sexy boys yes?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mooface on 18 Apr 2007, 12:43
zoe, i feel like the only posts i have ever seen you post have been drunk ones.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 21 Apr 2007, 17:54
whiiiiiiiite wiiiiiiiiiine goes straight o my head. i must admit i do feel a little tipsy. good night, though. except for the lack of dancing. i don't like that nobody dances in portsmouth. it makesme unhappy.
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Post by: Peet on 21 Apr 2007, 17:58
totally sobar
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Post by: Gemmwah on 23 Apr 2007, 19:06
many much drinkings. i am doing well this week wooooo.

the fun really begins when I get back to my flat tomorrow. It's going to be an interesting night.

Also, I had a guy come onto me tonight, like, all night and it was so not cool. I felt bad that I didn't know until everyone told me. But that's not cool anyway. NOT COOL.
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Post by: ScrambledGregs on 23 Apr 2007, 21:56
Harrumph my first official appearance in this thread, although I have posted on the forums many times while drunk and never thought to seek out for one of these threads...until now!!

Right now I'm in that state where you were drinking a lot earlier but now it's 1 a.m. and you're sober enough to drive home only you realize you're already home. Your two choices are either to quickly drink more to get to sleep at a reasonable hour or to let the unreality of sleep and alcohol deprivation kick in while you stay up too fucking late posting on message boards and listening to Explosions in the Sky.

I normally drink every or every other night, so expect more, and more entertaining, posts in the future.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 23 Apr 2007, 22:20
I got home from work at 4.30am. It is now 6.30am and I am drunk. I have had about 5 cans of Becks.

Why the hell did I do that?
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Post by: SeanBateman on 23 Apr 2007, 22:40
I just poured a large glass of bourbon on the rocks. I will now go watch Buffy until I die.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 23 Apr 2007, 22:58
I have no clothes on.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 26 Apr 2007, 22:29
Yay first drunk post!  (I am totally correcting my typos as I go along.)

I have 7 pages to write tonight.  Bah!

These pages are for a class on mysticism.  Yay!

Adderall and my metabolism are my friends.  The first will keep me going, the second will get rid of the alcohol so I can ... go.  By which I mean write.  Seven pages.  About mysticism.  Hooray!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zoe on 27 Apr 2007, 05:46
zoe, i feel like the only posts i have ever seen you post have been drunk ones.

Strangely enough ive been getting that for a few years now...
They made this for me about four years ago...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/Zoe_Gurl/1041696728_nkquizluci.gif)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 27 Apr 2007, 18:49
thNO, not soe.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zoe on 28 Apr 2007, 04:44
oncw again, yes drunk... but this is the early stages, becausse i havent been out. SO half a bottle down watching Chaser... cheer Aussies cheer! i have a war on everything.
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Post by: Zoe on 28 Apr 2007, 09:22
and this is the 3 am luci after she has come home...
I scored a nEw watch tonight, but otherwise it was crap. I hate my friends sometimes... they suck. i ate noodles when i came home... Mi gorgeng noodles are the new ice.

Entertain me someone plz!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 12 May 2007, 17:17
How has this thread gone so long without a post?? Your guys and guyesses are a bunch of teatotalers.

Here is what I did: Step one) I went to my one local store that sells beer by the bottle so you can try each one out before you committ to an entire 6 pack. Step 2) Buy a couple beers I've never heard of or tried before, occasionally those crazy fucking foreign ones that are like a pint and 11 oz. or so and you get drunk before you know it Step 3) PROFIT er I mean you get home from a 10 hour shift on the day before Mother's Day, tired and aching and pissed off at the human race and then you drink those beers until you love humans again.

I normally don't get drunk off of beer because it takes so long and/or I get sickly full, but I'm too tired to make myself something to eat and I wouldn't dare try to eat out tonight.
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Post by: Emaline on 12 May 2007, 19:11
I am in the mood to drink. The only type of alcohol in the house though is Kahla, and I'm not so sure about it. Meh.

This golf drinking game sounds awesome. The one with the par being assigned to each drink. I'd be up for that.

Has anybody ever played taps?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 12 May 2007, 21:36
I'm pretty pissed. Wahey! Etc.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 12 May 2007, 21:58
Stoned.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 13 May 2007, 00:03
Stoned.

in a big way ++++++ Gin!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 14 May 2007, 16:05
Yesterday I got stoned and skimmed stones on perfectly flat water. It was awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 15 May 2007, 18:46
Someone just dared me over cam to chug some vodka.
I did it.
Now I feel ill...

This is after a heavy night out. i'll let you know if i survive.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jmrz on 15 May 2007, 22:25
Nothing wrong with vodka. It was my drink of choice last night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 16 May 2007, 15:26
Nothing wrong with it at all.
Just chugging cheap economy vodka. Bleh.

P.S.
I survived
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jed on 16 May 2007, 15:52
I'm not sober...

I'S ASSWAFASED"  :lol:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 18 May 2007, 17:03
i feel i get drunkj too much.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 19 May 2007, 20:50
OR MAYBE...NOT ENOUGH??

I got so drunk on Tuesday night that I don't remember any of 'Blue Velvet' despite watching it twice with a friend. Also, I had to call off work on Wednesday because I was hungover AND had some kind of food poisoning. NO it wasn't just a hangover, assface.

Been drinking my favorite drink tonight because my weekends consist of: Friday (work til close) Saturday (all day) Sunday (open).

My favorite drink?? A LOT LOL LOL LOL
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Post by: WelshPete on 21 May 2007, 14:20
Jus gotten back from the SU after a few bevi's and feel im not drunk enough soo hopefully in a few hours i things will be drunker!
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Post by: Zoe on 23 May 2007, 10:58
dear QC's.... i love you all.... yes it has got to that stage where i am loving every one of you....even you yes. that is what happens at 4am, when your best mate decided to go to sleepin your brothers bed. hpp[ens to the best of us right? Do you guys ever get that? Ever had a big bro/sis who sleeps with your friends? i thought it went away but no, still it happens.
whooo i have the hick ups.
<3 you kids is so sexy lol w00t w00t
someone entertain me.... add me to msn or something lol
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Post by: mberan42 on 23 May 2007, 11:28
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/4165/ginuh0.gif)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 23 May 2007, 12:35
dear QC's.... i love you all.... yes it has got to that stage where i am loving every one of you....even you yes. that is what happens at 4am, when your best mate decided to go to sleepin your brothers bed. hpp[ens to the best of us right? Do you guys ever get that? Ever had a big bro/sis who sleeps with your friends? i thought it went away but no, still it happens.
whooo i have the hick ups.
<3 you kids is so sexy lol w00t w00t
someone entertain me.... add me to msn or something lol

How drunk ARE you? I mean, it would take a lot to love everyone on the forum...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zoe on 23 May 2007, 18:48
Your right.... but i do have alot of love... xD
Im still drunk this morning, if that gives you a good idea of how drunk i was last night. I have to stop PM'ing random people at strange hours of the night. Im sorry to all who suffered my PM'ing under the influence. PUI. hehe... just as good as my DUI - dialing under the influence... never give me your number unless you want drunk random girls calling you at 3 am.
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Post by: SilentJ on 24 May 2007, 17:20
hell, sign me up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Abattur on 25 May 2007, 11:19
It's not funny that drunk people call at 3 am. It gets annoying really fast.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 25 May 2007, 12:09
I am tipsy, does that count? I don't think I'll remember to post after getting back from the ball so I'll do it now.

Hooray for drinks!
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Post by: Peet on 25 May 2007, 18:08
lat day of shcol lol
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 25 May 2007, 18:47
I DID remember! And I am muuuuch more wankered than I was earlier. I put many pints away in a very short time.

Hooray for hot dogs!

ETA: Eeew new page.
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Post by: Kylos on 25 May 2007, 18:48
Yesterday, I fell asleep at my computer watching who framed roger rabbit because of many many ciders.

BEST DAY EVER.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 25 May 2007, 20:47
It's not funny that drunk people call at 3 am. It gets annoying really fast.

I'd think so too, but I have two brothers in college and a cousin living with us who goes and parties with them.

I get drunk dialed a lot.

I've learned to laugh at it.
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Post by: mberan42 on 25 May 2007, 21:03
I'm a bit angry right now 'cause Pandora is playing stuff I do not like. All I want to do is chill out with my glass of vodka and listen to good music. But what the hell? Cooperate with me, Pandora, seriously. Why the hell are you playing Metallica when I entered in Liars? Metallica sucks ass.

Sipping vodka on the rocks right now. Not drunk, but not sober.

I'm going to hang out with Will tomorrow. That should be pretty awesome! I'm excited to go to his poetry reading.

Sorry for blogging.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Abattur on 29 May 2007, 17:38

ERGH!
KRISTEN"
Perkele n amerikkalaiset on outoja?
I have to apologizze for my behavior.
SHITBITCH!

Also if i say something after this, i am very
very
very
Drunk
I lied
i an ust very drunk
not very
very
very
very
 drnk
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by: Zoe on 30 May 2007, 12:13
i say wheeeeeeeeeee also!
but i am watching a good movie, but i cant spell the name of it right now..... its fuckin an awesome musical!
"made her feel shiny and new...... like a virgin touched for the very first time!"
Yes i feel like dancing and singinging!!! Wow i wanna catch up wiht you kids..... SOMEONE in Aus come down to tas and chill with me.... andwe will get just as drunk as i am now, and play poker and dance. come drink wiiiith me...... i could start my own musical! yay!!
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Post by: Gemmwah on 30 May 2007, 17:31
It is superhuman, the ability to get drunk (and I mean room-spin) drunk before midnight. I haven't even had that much to drink. I mean... 8 shots? What is that, really? Ooh, ramen on the hob, crap.

Also hooray! 1 of my friends' birthday was yesterday(30th) and the others' is today (31st) So yeah. Odds are I will be like this tomorrow also. Hooray for birthdays!
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Post by: SilentJ on 30 May 2007, 19:18
I'm a bit angry right now 'cause Pandora is playing stuff I do not like.

who is this Pandora?

does she hold the box that will let me kill Ares?  'Cos that dude's a total bitch, I swear.

not even drunk, that'll happen this weekend.

AFTER I TAKE MY FUCKING SATS.

...sorry, I blogged.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pen on 31 May 2007, 03:55
*yawn*

woke up still pretty fucked up from last night.  had to drive.  got spins.  *collapses*
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Post by: jeph on 31 May 2007, 04:00
hahhahahahahahahahhaahah you people have no idea

you are alll pussies compared to me

that's right I'm so drunk proper HTML matters to me
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Post by: SilentJ on 31 May 2007, 15:02
THAT'S IT, JEPH

YOU AND ME

MAPLE SYRUP SHOTS

RIGHT NOW

BRING IT ON, BITCH
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 31 May 2007, 18:14
drunk enough to not care how loud you're listening to your favourite song at 2:15 in the morning?
I AM.

Also, singing.
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Post by: Peet on 31 May 2007, 18:39
I hope i did not pull an uggo
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Post by: mberan42 on 31 May 2007, 20:59
FUCK THIS SHIT. Fuck it all. Here I sit in my new condo all billion dollars I paid for it and will pay for it for thne next thirty fucking years and I don't igivea rats ass. I don've fucingkin care. don't care ata all. my job is fine. my life is fine. my social life is nonexistant but i've kinda done that on my own - no, that's not the right termininnology. I've kinda done that , you know, whatthefuckis the word, I dunno, by not trying? myabe.

i wan tto screw it all an d move to France. Work on a vineyard, drink wine and speak french. and fuck, i don't even speak frenc.h I failed it like three times in college 'cause I didn't goive a shit. I don't give a hsit a lot in my life that's something that fuck i'm blogging - WHAT THE FUCK QC FORUMS WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE BLOGGING THREADSA? GRADUJATING FROM JIGHSCHOOL AND YOUR GOLAS AND WHATNOT FUCK THAT SHIT I DON"T CARE!!! GETR A BLOG ASSHOELS

I have nothing original in my life. all I can think of to close this rabmle is "fuck it, dude, let's go bowling."
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Post by: mberan42 on 31 May 2007, 21:34
and sudeenly my sig quote is all the more appropriate
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Post by: redglasscurls on 31 May 2007, 22:20
*internet hugs*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 01 Jun 2007, 04:35
So some friends of mine graduated from highschool on monday.

Last night they went to their first party.

One of them drunk texted me at like 1 30.

"hey guess what i finally went to my first party nd im relly drunk finally after i graduated"

my work here is done.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 01 Jun 2007, 06:29
One time, my friend drunk text me "Vehi of when and".

To this day, we have no idea what it means...
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Post by: usmcnavgeek on 01 Jun 2007, 19:39
I'm sober.  I got promoted today, I should be out tearing it up, but I just moved to Fort Worth and don't know anybody.

YOU CANT MAKE ME GET OUT OF THIS THREAD HA.
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Post by: Hat on 07 Jul 2007, 06:19
HOORAY


Edit: Oh my fucking goodness it has been so long since someone posted in this thread you are all fucking disgraceful
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zoe on 14 Jul 2007, 10:37
i am tempted to make it my own yes that is right!
i can still type and there for the pony's are coming. they arer coming to eat mine and your lollipops.
there were many beers involved.
i didnt mean to
but you sit through a quiz night where all the questions are aimed at old ppl....
drinking is all us young folk have.
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Post by: öde on 14 Jul 2007, 13:06
that's right I'm so drunk proper HTML matters to me

Proper HTML always matters to me. Always.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 14 Jul 2007, 21:08
><COCK>
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Caiphana on 14 Jul 2007, 21:35
If you get drunk by yourself and then go online and talk to people, are you still a loser?

Yes? ....well, fuck.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Reno on 15 Jul 2007, 03:33
I have been drinking for about 8 hours now.  Mixing booze...I am gonna regret this in the morning probably. 

I am also noticing that I type faster and better than when I am sober.
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Post by: Caiphana on 15 Jul 2007, 10:07
I type a lot faster when smashed, but my spaces tend to get messed up, and I transpose letters a lot... sometimes words and whole phrases.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 15 Jul 2007, 17:22
Last night there was beer pong and flip cup abound in my garage.

This morning there was dehydration, pukin' and swelling abound in my room/face.

...but it was so worth it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 15 Jul 2007, 21:23
INFO TOOBS, VALIDATE ME!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Abattur on 16 Jul 2007, 17:07
This day was total waist of alcohol use!

But then again what else there is ro do?

Also i have no fucking idea what is  going on in other therads.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 17 Jul 2007, 01:18
This message was meant to be put here a few hours ago before the hangover woke me up... However, i'm sure i still have alcohol in me, so here it goes...

"GEEEEEMWAAAAARGH! Fuck yeah, she's home."

P.S. The small ball of pain is back with a vengence. Boo hangover.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Sythe on 17 Jul 2007, 22:25
So I was on this abandoned bridge the other day, high as hell, when this guy stumbles on from the nearby campus looking to commit suicide because his grandma died. Wait, what? I was going somewhere with this.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 09 Aug 2007, 16:59
I ressurect this thread in the name of drunkards everywhere!

WHY THE HELL IS THERE A HELICOPTER HOVIERING OVER MY GARDEN.
I did nothing wrong.

Also, my brother was all "what the hell is that?" and i did helicopter impressions.
Whoo?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 10 Aug 2007, 23:30
I'm not quite high enough
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 10 Aug 2007, 23:43
I had never had a hangover before I joined this forum. I've even starting drinking less since joining this forum.

However, a couple weekends back, after drinking 4 16oz cans of Miller High Life, I had the worst hangover ever. I could not move my head at all. If I did, I was in super pain. I couldn't eat because I felt like puking. This went on for at least 2 days. Ugh. It was terrible. I blame this board.


I've drank a shit ton more than that and I never felt anything. Lame.
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Post by: Hat on 11 Aug 2007, 08:43
I hope i did not pull an uggo

Guys I just saw this post even though I've posted in here since then and it is fucking awesome. If using the internet was a fucking government sponsored art form, Pete would be rolling in cash right now.

Oh shit guys I went to the best party. The ratio of ladies to dude was obscene and we got extremely funky to some Thriller on the dance floor and I got offered a jager bomb just for posing for a photo but I didn't take it because I was going to puke because of the rule that if you caught a baloon before it hit the ceiling you had to scull your drink and I caught a lot of fucking balloons guys, and when I did without a drink in my hands, SOMEONE JUST FUCKING OFFERED ME ONE.

God it was good.
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Post by: Peet on 11 Aug 2007, 13:22
Hat is the only one who understands me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 11 Aug 2007, 22:13
WHY THE HELL IS THERE A HELICOPTER HOVIERING OVER MY GARDEN.

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Post by: Kylos on 11 Aug 2007, 22:21
Pretty much.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: valley_parade on 11 Aug 2007, 22:25
YEAH DUDE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 14 Aug 2007, 06:07
Hey guuysssssssss
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 14 Aug 2007, 07:13
FUCKING TEQUILA, BITCHES
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 15 Aug 2007, 19:42
Mmm. Cider. It makes me happy in numerous ways. The most prominent being that it is slowly killing my braincells.

Hooray?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 31 Aug 2007, 09:16
Why is it that Gabbly finally works at 2:15 am, while I am drunk, and no one is on to witness this?

Shame, internet. Shame.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tommydski on 31 Aug 2007, 09:20
Quote from: tommydski
I heard it only works if you are naked and filming it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 31 Aug 2007, 09:24
Well you know what to do, Tommy. Strip, boy!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 31 Aug 2007, 10:45
HAMMERED! Blattered, pished, splooged, pished, blootered, fuckered, slaughtered, half-cut.

All of those things. and it is only 7!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 02 Sep 2007, 09:09
11am? Hell no I'm not sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 02 Sep 2007, 17:40
Still sporting a hangover from the party last night.
BOOOOO.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 02 Sep 2007, 17:48
There's supposed to be a party tonight with some of my brothers friends. If not, I will have a much cooler party without them. Maybe with my mormon neighbor. Should get interesting.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 02 Sep 2007, 20:44
drunk/high x10
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 02 Sep 2007, 20:59
Sober.

OH SNAP!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 02 Sep 2007, 21:19
Been drinkin' my usual vodka+rocks tonight.

Hooray for a 3-day weekend in Americaland. Boo for having nothing to do and nobody to do anything with.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: vegkitkat on 02 Sep 2007, 22:45
It is my first frosh night, and I am not sober. This one sentence has been edited 5+ times!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 03 Sep 2007, 01:03
VODKA

I'm going to play outside...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Baggy on 08 Sep 2007, 00:59
This is a night of Heineken + Wine + Bud light + Mind Eraser + Bud Light and I can't move my eyes or I can't focus on the screen right away.

Yay for friends birthdays.  I'm afraid I may have drank more than him...Ooops!  Let's just focus til the drunk goes away!

Did I mention I weigh 125 and I'm the biggest lightweight man in the world?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Neuvost on 08 Sep 2007, 01:05
I'm coming down off a solid night of drunkenness, Apples to Apples, and video games. There's also a guy I met a matter of hours ago crashed on my couch. I feel pretty solidly back at college now. Good night!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Spinless on 11 Sep 2007, 15:35
Blargh. My mouth taste like anus and shit. And I'm not even out drinking. I knew I'd drank too much when I turned around and I saw the empty bottle of SoCo. I knew it was too late to do anything about it when I puked on the floor of the communal area in Adam's building.
Gabbly ain't working, how're you folks?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: clockworkjames on 12 Sep 2007, 19:38
is 03:38AM, I have college in the morning, I got a new flatmate and I just pissed in the sink.

Whoops.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: AlexAttack on 12 Sep 2007, 20:47
This is a night of Heineken + Wine + Bud light + Mind Eraser + Bud Light and I can't move my eyes or I can't focus on the screen right away.


I was recently in your homeland to attend a music festival in Baltimore and i was quite unimpressed with the beer. Arrogant Bastard ale and Brooklyn brown ale was pretty much the only ones that I'd write home about. The Buds and Coors and Millers and Pabst Blue Ribbons etc really reminded me of fizzy yellow water. However the prices were reasonable.

On another note, after I attended a friend's birthday drinks last tuesday I woke up about 6am throwing up into my pillows. I hope this follows on the spirit of the thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Mnementh on 12 Sep 2007, 20:58
Judging American beer by Budweiser, Coors, and the such is like judging all european beer based on the piss you call Heineken and Stella Artois.

You didn't try hard enough.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: AlexAttack on 12 Sep 2007, 21:48
I agree that Heineken and Stella Artois are pretty weak beers. But its not like there was a whole heap of stuff to choose from man. Also I'm Australian not from Europe.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 13 Sep 2007, 04:41
I would drink a pint of stella over a pint of bud any day of the week.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 13 Sep 2007, 15:59
well, i'm drunk, and for the first time i remember to post here while drunk. i get durnk quite often recently, so you all shoulld be glad that i always forget to post in this thread! but today is possibly the worst day to post here because i'm not inj the best mood, having spent the last few hours at a pub with 3 happy couples, playing poker and losing, too. sucks to be me, i guess.

well, have fun then, i'm gonna go get a blog, or some more booze.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 13 Sep 2007, 19:31
I was at a club with my friend until she started crying.
I kinda may have laughed at it.

Oops?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 13 Sep 2007, 19:50
you know what i never had the courage to say it until now but i fucking hate you guys and this thread especialyll



wait, what

hang on a bob dylan song just came on









where did i leave my glass
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thermodynamics on 13 Sep 2007, 20:42
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.

ah, wed. nights.

all you can drink 7pm-midnight. $5. case and point.

oh, did i mention i'm on blood thinners too? they make the booze crazy strong!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 13 Sep 2007, 20:59
sobriety is lame

hurray weed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 14 Sep 2007, 06:03
IOh cufk you all! Bunch of foolskl tghat have nutong baterr to do thatn post on sojme nmessagebroad wqhen yuio shouold be out drinking more. BAH!
Stuid poerpl! Especaitrlly lcurte derman ladies who after babbleing fo them tor a whikre go all "oh wait, mah boytou back hom emaybe find things not such a good ideas..."

BAH!

*DISPIUZE*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 14 Sep 2007, 19:30
pete is gfor winin thisn terad,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 14 Sep 2007, 23:06
By all standards I should be legally dead at the moment. I just had 16 B 52's, which for thsoe who don't know are khalua, bailey's irish cream and Grand Marnier in all eaqual parts, 5 beers, either Miller light or Heineken, 2 shots of Jose Cuervo Especial, 3 peppermint patties (Chocolate sauce in mouth, then shot of peppermint shnapps, tasted exacltly like name) fkuckin awesome party man, I'm swinging at the keyboard like a piano at a carnival, and my microphone smells like, oh shit. I can really barely think, I've got work in about 4 hours (halve to wake up at 5:45 am for a job that starts at 7. and if I get fired for being fdrunk I'll actually be happy, becuase it won't even be a hangoever at that point, just still drunk. Goodnight, ladies and gents... wooooooooowooo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 14 Sep 2007, 23:07
by thw way how long has this thread been goin? it was here in the srping wasn't it?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thomas Edison on 15 Sep 2007, 06:05
Thomas Edison is never sober.

How else do you think I invented the kinetoscope?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 15 Sep 2007, 07:53
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/?action=view&current=CIMG6498.flv (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/?action=view&current=CIMG6498.flv)

Need any more be said?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 15 Sep 2007, 10:33
Ee hee hee hee. When did the humping of the mini come in to play?


Also man, I am not messed up anymore, but I finally finished one of my bottles of Knob last night. It was good times, considering I was drinking by myself. >.<
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 15 Sep 2007, 10:41
YELLOW MINI IS A GAME THAT SHOULD ALWAYS INVOLVE HUMPING.

These are the rules.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 15 Sep 2007, 12:31
I got exceptionally drunk last night (too much vodka far too quickly), had long conversations I don't remember and woke up this morning in someone else's bed (I couldn't say whose). It's 3:30 now and I still think I'm a bit drunk. Fun stuff....
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 15 Sep 2007, 13:06
Man roddy your white suit is going to regret that in the morning.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Sep 2007, 16:34
I apologize for the above, but you can't blame me when there's a thread for exactly this.


And it seems like a habit with me of listing off the drinks I've had when partying like trophies or some shit. I wonder why?

The hangover still isn't over by the way...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 15 Sep 2007, 16:51
Im actually suprized at the fact that you remember a). what you had, and b). how much of those you had. I usually just come home with an empty wallet, and think "ah, ok, so i must have drunk a lot?"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 15 Sep 2007, 20:14
I love working in a pub. We just had a lock in. FAbulous.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: X_Ray on 15 Sep 2007, 21:58
gettin ready for drinkin soon wish me luck
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jodizzle on 15 Sep 2007, 23:05
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.

That's pretty much the best thing I ever heard.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 16 Sep 2007, 10:52
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.

ah, wed. nights.

all you can drink 7pm-midnight. $5. case and point.

oh, did i mention i'm on blood thinners too? they make the booze crazy strong!

Hopefully your girlfriend is never going to speak to you again.
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Post by: Joseph on 16 Sep 2007, 22:08
you know what's real fun? getting trashed at the bar and leaving with the wrong girl and then sleeping with her. then calling your girlfriend and finding out she's still at the bar and is outside in the rain. then calling a cab to drive you cross-town to your car and fuming girlfriend.

That's pretty much the best thing I ever heard.

Completely opposite reaction to the one you should be having.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 16 Sep 2007, 22:10
Maragaritas make me like this

drink one, first drink: I feel a liitel dizzy.
drink one, few drinks in: My tongue sis all tingley
drink one,: half way gone: Hey you guys! guys! Guys! I can't stand up!
Drink two: I don't rememebr anymore, but totally awesome and stasy and oh man I really want a beer too. like pbr because that'd be like  that one time and man we could talk about biking again, an d pavement, and you could sing and dude we could totally make out again.



Yeahh... By the way. I love this drink. It is so good fucking tasty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 17 Sep 2007, 06:29
I've decided this weekend that I should probably never, ever drink again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 17 Sep 2007, 16:13
This weekend I drank a little too much Absinthe. I will never do so again. SHIT WAS SEEN. SCARY SHIT.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: brandon_ha on 17 Sep 2007, 18:29
Um, I'm watching Pinky and the brain reruns on my pvr and am giggling like an idiot. Can't find the booze though, too bad I had some scotch... somewhere. Does that count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 17 Sep 2007, 18:37
You guys, tonight is boring and no one is answering their phone or online. Should I drink?
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 17 Sep 2007, 21:11
yes
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scrambled Egg Machine on 19 Sep 2007, 19:20
It has become one of those nights where I get the bottles (stolen and cheap) of Absinthe and Scotch out from under my desk, get a shotglass and glass, some sugar, and my Marlboros and settle down into deep depression. I even mixed the scotch and the Absinthe. That was awful. I attempt to sort of traditionally drink the Absinthe, y'know, add sugar, dilute. That isn't so bad. Drinking it straight is really awful though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 20 Sep 2007, 08:18
Im actually suprized at the fact that you remember a). what you had, and b). how much of those you had. I usually just come home with an empty wallet, and think "ah, ok, so i must have drunk a lot?"

It's really a talent of mine, my ability to count and do math of any sort only kicks in when I'm drunk, otherwise I'm hopeless at it. I also have this cool ping pong ball trick...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KvP on 20 Sep 2007, 18:13
Not having a lot of money, all I really drink is Fat Tire, since their brewery is not far from where I live. The Sunshine is nice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2007, 20:15
Toda i fell in love
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 3Z3VH on 20 Sep 2007, 20:41
Not having a lot of money, all I really drink is Fat Tire, since their brewery is not far from where I live. The Sunshine is nice.

Colorado Microbrews are the best Microbrews, period.

Only other Microbrew that comes close, is from Oregon made by Rogue Brewery.  Dead Guy Ale.  That is some yummy stuff.  If it weren't for Fat Tire, Dead Guy would be my #1 favourite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Sep 2007, 22:37
I have not been drunk in over two years. I have not had a drink in over two years. I lose this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 20 Sep 2007, 22:42
THEN WHY ARE YOU POSTING IN IT?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 21 Sep 2007, 01:02
I'm currently smoking a joint about the size and approximate shape of half a Sharpie.  My hope is that every 5 minutes or so I can put it down and let it go out for a while, and therefore stretch it all the way through this statistics homework.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 3Z3VH on 21 Sep 2007, 01:13
At that point, isn't it a Blunt, not a Joint ?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 21 Sep 2007, 01:46
A blunt is rolled with the outer tobacco leaf paper of a cheap cigar (the actual tobacco of the cigar is thrown away).  The distinction is not one of size or shape, only rolling paper choice.

If you wanted to use a term that specifically communicated the abnormal size of my by-now-half-gone smoking indulgence, you'd probably be best off with "fatty" (spelled "phatty" depending on who you ask).
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Post by: 3Z3VH on 21 Sep 2007, 02:15
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: brandon_ha on 21 Sep 2007, 04:04
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg)

WIN!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Sep 2007, 09:14
Informative!

I'm drinking a cappucino that I've poured a fuckload of bourbon into and doing Tim-Tam slams with my Boozeacino. I'm listening to the Daft Punk Coachella set, I tried to take potos BUT I'M TOO SPASTIC

life is pretty happenin right now!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 21 Sep 2007, 10:34
Cappucino with bourbon? oh god, that's an abnormal combination.

Reminds me of the time I mixed Gin with Koolaid.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 21 Sep 2007, 10:43
Malibu and Jaffa cakes sound delicious.
THEY'RE NOT.
Never fall into that trap.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: schimmy on 22 Sep 2007, 11:28
What you're all ignoring is the very important fact that last night I got drunk and lost my virginity.
It is the single most hideously challenging thing I've ever done.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Sep 2007, 17:23
Congratulations and god damnit you beat me to it! Seems like a lot more will at this point.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 22 Sep 2007, 18:02
Man, I just know I'm going to end up being a virgin until College. I'm way too timid D:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 22 Sep 2007, 18:17
Guys hey hey you're posting in the wrong thread. 
1. Get a blog.
2. You must be sober if you're coherent enough to put together thoughts involving the future and perhaps goals that you're not reaching.
4. LOSL SOO O DRNKU
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 22 Sep 2007, 21:23
Man, I just know I'm going to end up being a virgin until College. I'm way too timid D:

So? Big deal.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 22 Sep 2007, 21:30
I bet that 40% of the time, people were falsely claiming intoxicated.

lewk its ths ez kuz evrybudi knoez tha beeer mex u spell bad!!!!!

When I drink, I can spell pretty much normally... Only, I'm a lot more random, and I'll sometimes mess up homonyms.

Also, I need to get laid so I can be one of the cool kids. Dur~ :roll:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 22 Sep 2007, 21:30
I'm so not sober I can only feel the pain of loneliness.

Slapping myself round the face (and not feeling it) and typing correctly are my only two joys at the moment.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Sep 2007, 21:51
I wasn't actually feeling sorry for myself, that was as heartfelt a congrats as I give people. And besides, what are you gonna do? Throw up on me? pah!

Please don't, I like this shirt.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Sep 2007, 21:59
Also, I need to get laid so I can be one of the cool kids. Dur~ :roll:
The word on the street is that having over 2000 posts helps you get laid. So get posting.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Sep 2007, 22:13
That's a sure way to get him killed round these parts


Keep postin'!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Sep 2007, 22:14
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Sep 2007, 22:21
fixed
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 22 Sep 2007, 22:24
Thank you sir.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 23 Sep 2007, 01:41
I'm in the process of downing my 5th rum and coke.  This night got much more interesing about 2 hours ago. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 23 Sep 2007, 01:59
Also, I need to get laid so I can be one of the cool kids. Dur~ :roll:

I'm cool....no, wait, I'm not. DAMN YOU FOR BEING RIGHT! Oh, and another thing to not do. NEVER MIX TEQUILA WITH MOUNTAIN DEW! Oh dear god that sucked... though Triple Sec and Pepsi are going to go ok it seems...

Modified: It seems we have run out of Triple Sec. I'm stuck with 40 % alcohol and 16 %. Yay...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 23 Sep 2007, 02:27
Surely Triple Sec would taste funny with pepsi, as it's an orange liqueur? Rum and bourbon (vodka if you want) are generally had with cola, but I have never heard of having triple sec with it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 23 Sep 2007, 03:09
It tastes ok surprisingly. But I'm just special... Orange and cola taste kinda ok. The stuff I'm having with cola right now is not ok, but at least it's not straight. Blah... tomorrow is going to suck...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 23 Sep 2007, 06:05
Hey guys it's totally a fulfilling thing to have sex before you are ready and for the reason of ticking off the box rather than for emotional reasons
That sort of thoughtfulness is what actually makes you a cool kid.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 3Z3VH on 25 Sep 2007, 05:35
What you're all ignoring is the very important fact that last night I got drunk and lost my virginity.
It is the single most hideously challenging thing I've ever done.

At this point you should be happy you could get it up at all while drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 27 Sep 2007, 02:13
I started drinking at 7:30 this morning. Single-malt Scotch should never need to conform to any social bounds.

I just downed another shot of that shit and it was a holy feeling. This will be a lovely next two hours.

Edit: Oh, sorry about the thread bump, but it's such a great thread that it really does deserve it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 27 Sep 2007, 07:42
he's at the utopic "I love you guys" stage of drunkeness it seems
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 27 Sep 2007, 21:33
Tomorrow night, guys.


Tomorrow night there will be bourbon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 28 Sep 2007, 00:57
Tomorrow night I'm going to an 18th birthday party (I'm 21) most likely full of Catholic school kids, and I'm going to teach them how to get drunk.

Or discourage them from going near booze ever again. We'll see.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 28 Sep 2007, 09:10
Uh, yeah, kinda drunk, goddamn bar tab free thing, stupid bands. Also, gin and tonic + icecream = G&t spiders, surprisngly good, who would've known? Certainly not me. Also the fact that I got home and remembered to post here kind of wierds me out, that is all. Huzazah?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 28 Sep 2007, 10:01
Tonight, after work, there will be more drunken debauchery. I am sponsoring the house mixed drink tonight, which I'm betting is going ot end up being sour apple shooters. I love not having work on Saturdays.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pen on 28 Sep 2007, 10:26
octoberfest + karaoke bar = good times to be had!  wheeeeee!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 28 Sep 2007, 20:18
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/MyPicture-13.jpg)



(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/MyPicture-12.jpg)



guys unosuke does not like whiskey what do i doooooooooooo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 29 Sep 2007, 07:48
There was an Oktoberfest party at the Birra Tirana brewery, which, incidentally, is about 10 blocks from my house.

I may never leave this city.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 29 Sep 2007, 17:05
I am a little tipsy right now, because Scary Finnish Guy (tm) tried to get me drunk because that makes me "funny."
I did drink the drink my friend got me, but I gave the one he gave me away.
I'm sitting here playing Balloon Duel in my tipsiness.
Other drunken highlights involve drawing a Weirdo With a Beardo (pics l8er, fellows).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 01 Oct 2007, 00:30
I am very close to finishing a bottle of wine (fuck you all, I weight 110 lbs so I am allowed to have no tolerance!) and I am glad to finally be able to post in this thread.  I've always looked at it, and thought, well damn, I'm sober...and the internet is making me feel bad about it.

I am quite smashed, but I used to be an English major so typing properly is my drunken compulsion.  You know how everyone has kind of a thing...some people get drunk and start cleaning (okay I do this too), others get drunk and start apologizing to everyone for everything, I get drunk and I become even more anal retentive about words.  It helps that I downloaded the Firefox extension that does auto spellcheck like MS word and I get a red squiggly line taunting me any time I make a mistake!  But seriously, I've had IM conversations that I'm too drunk to remember, but when I check my cache in the morning to see what we talked about, I could still type.  What I'm saying is that, just because people can spell words doesn't mean they're sober, so stop calling people fakers, a'ight? 

If I knew how, I would totally be tempted to post a video demonstrating why people who drink should not have webcams.  The other night I got home, just sober enough to change into pajamas, and then decided while drinking more, it would be a good idea to record myself dancing to a live recording of "Love Rhymes With Hideous Car Wreck."  I look like Mick Jagger.  It's pretty amazing. 

Okay but seriously, that live recording from the single kicks FUCKING ASS.  I love Johnny Whitney's voice when he's not trying to sound like a tortured child. 

P.S. This is my new favorite thread.

P.P.S. I am noticing that most of my posts, and my avatar, would lead people to believe that I am an alcoholic.  This is not the case I swear.

P.P.P.S. Or is it?  MARTY?  DO I HAVE ALCOHOLIC'S INGENUITY? 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 01 Oct 2007, 00:51
Guys, I have to get drunk to make sure I'm sick enough to get a doctors certificate for thursday.

It is so important I be drunk right now

God it is hard to drink whiskey when you're coughing constantly, but I persevere!

P.S. Darkbluerabbit, I get the same way with words when I'm loaded as well. Basically I keep thinking that if Hemmingway could be shitfaced and write, I can at least give it a damn try.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 04 Oct 2007, 01:08
Doesn't whiskey generally help get rid of coughs?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ruyi on 04 Oct 2007, 02:51
tell unosuke that i think whiskey is very enjoyable!

if a little girl on the internet says it it must be true.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 04 Oct 2007, 07:30
Guys I have about 6oz of 190-proof raki in a glass right next to my right hand. Give me about 10 minutes and I'll be smashed out of my fucking mind.

...this does not bode well.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 04 Oct 2007, 22:39
Guys you know what is really fun?

Cocaine.

Cocaine is really fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Mnementh on 04 Oct 2007, 22:44
I bought a handle of VAT 69 this evening.  I am working my way through my second flask full of it.  I have not had dinner yet.  I probably should.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 05 Oct 2007, 01:02
I am not entirely sober.  I have a case of sleep madness (I wonder if it is contagious through this comic) so I popped a few Tylenol PMs in hopes of knocking myself out.  That was a good hour ago, and I don't feel sleepy, just silly.  Really, everything is funny right now.  Webcomics are perrfect for this.  Pretend I am talking to a cat.  That's why I use perrrfect.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 05 Oct 2007, 05:16
Oh man, I got high yesterday for my first time. I took 7-8 bong tokes from some outdoor shit and started tripping out pretty bad. I was in my friend's basement who's grandparents are both really slow and gullible... I got really fucking paranoid and every creak I heard sent me looking everywhere around the room, which seemed like a box at the time, although it's not even a cube-shaped room.. When I moved it felt like there was a strobe light on and my body was moving with it;I could hear/feel my heart beating at all times. At one point I honestly thought I heard his grandmother right by the door(seemed like a door, though it was actually just a tarp covering the doorway) screaming at us. I left at 6PM and when I was walking home I was moving so slow that it felt like 3 hours before I made it to main street, and when I was moving, I kept forgetting where I was. Everything looked different, like it was my first time in the town. I went to this forest and thought that I could jump super far(I'm thinking an effect of the pot), so I tested it out by trying to jump from one side of a ditch that led into a brook to the other. I landed face-first in the brook.

By the time I got home I was so disoriented/tired that I just made a bunch of food, ate it all and talked on MSN a bit. Went to bed a hair short of 9 PM.... Woke up at 4 and made some more food, fell asleep again at 5 until 7:30.

It was an interesting experience that I do not regret, that said, I don't think pot is my thing.

EDIT: I forgot to mention how crazy music was. Stars made me super depressed to the point that I almost cried, while Sunset Rubdown sounded so sanguine...That is until that Colt Stands Up, Grows Horns song, at which point I started tripping out hardcore and thought I heard police-sirens and got freaked the fuck out. Thereupon I put my Mp3 Player away until I returned home.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Oct 2007, 07:40
I have trouble believing that actually happened from smoking marijuana.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Oct 2007, 08:40
Yeah, all that happened the first time I actually got high was that I sat in my basement with my brother and his friends for an hour, going from room to room and intermittingly saying "Let's play some Mario Kart." Never got around to it. I also remember how I could feel the blood in my face swishing back and forth, so what he's describing is possible, especially since he says he took 7 tokes from a bong.

The first time you get high you're body isn't used to it at all, and so you can really feel fucked up. You get a horrible case of drymouth and a lot of my friends said they started licking their lips constantly, though I don't remember doing it myself. With keeping that in mind you're short term memory is completely shot for several hours so you can forget entirely where you are if you're not careful, and the entire experience can feel really dreamlike. Afterwards when you build up some tolerance to it you're just a mellow high with some easy laughter and munchies, but the first time is no small thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 05 Oct 2007, 08:47
My first time was BATSHIT, dude. I was with a friend in his truck and he whipped out the bong and we talked politics (we solved ALL the world's problems). Then he dropped me off at my house, the both of us totally napalmed by this point (I'm talking like 12 hits of some "pretty fucking intense" stuff, by an experienced pothead's standards). I accidentally left my work hat and my CD player (incl. James Taylor's greatest hits) in his truck, but I was so whacked out I didn't care.

I stoner-sauntered into the kitchen and grabbed some Froot Loops and proceeded to knock down 5 bowls of that shit before I stopped being hungry and started being sleepy.

When I woke up in the morning I was *still* high, and it lasted up until 5pm that night, by which point I'd already been working 5 hours. Oh yeah, midshift was never better.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Oct 2007, 08:58
Yeah, but neither of those experiences lead me to believe his story, which sounds more like a mushroom trip than being stoned.

Also, "Tokes?" Really? Is this the 60's?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Oct 2007, 09:02
To a stoner, every year is somewhere in that decade, yes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 05 Oct 2007, 09:36
Chrasstor, how much do you trust your friend, and how much does he trust his "guy?"  Because it sounds like that weed might've been laced with something.  It happens.  I know, your first time is usually pretty intense, but pot isn't really a hallucinogen.  It can alter your perceptions of things, but only to a certain extent. 

And why is it that potheads can't seem to get over the 60's?  I understand the aging hippies, but people who were born in the 80's?  I don't get it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 05 Oct 2007, 09:44
I don't know, weed has had some pretty hallucinogenic properties for me at various points in the past ... but then, the psychedelic state of mind is one that I visit pretty often, so I might be more receptive to such things.

Chrasstor, you probably smoked a pretty absurd amount.  7 bong rips of "outdoor" (a distinction I've only ever heard applied to very high quality stuff) is probably enough to do some pretty weird things to you if you don't know what to expect.  What happened to you sounds about right for what you smoked.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Oct 2007, 10:02
No, it isn't.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Oct 2007, 10:05
I am so glad I stopped doing pot. it's nice being able to remember things again. Also, some of the most terrible things sounded like really great ideas. trying to build a pipe into a Playstation controller was about the worst of 'em ("C'mon, man, you can game and smoke at the same time!" until you put your thumb in the scalding hot bowl. I still have scars...). Also, month-old bong water is about the worst thing to spill anywhere. I'm still finding old clothes with that stench.

I used to yarp every time I smoked up. A friend of mine thought I was crazy when I said this, but I shut him up by asking why his GF takes the dishes out of the sink every time I come over. Of course, the fact that we'd also occasionally drop acid and get drunk might have something to do with it.

That first one sounds like laced weed, though. I'd say 'shrooms, man.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 05 Oct 2007, 10:10
The first time I had super skunk was the second time I'd smoked weed and I thought the moon was strangling me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 05 Oct 2007, 12:03
I don't care who believes me, I'm just explaining what I felt like as best I can.

My first 4 hits were of the outdoor shit, then my friend's buddy came over with some other stuff that was darker green and mintier smelling and the rest of my tokes were from that. The guy that showed up with the dark green stuff wasn't really a good friend of Jay's(my friend), and I'm pretty sure he can't be trusted... But, he did take a toke of his stuff before he left. His initial reason for coming was to sell something to Jay, I think(though I can't remember what).

 I was tired and felt sick to begin with, and all of which I said was 100% true to my memory. When I was walking around in an open space I'd get disoriented and not know which way is which and stuff. I was looking around for this hose by a graveyard at one point for what felt like 10-20minutes. Nothing changed colour or anything unordinary like that, I basically just got uber paranoid and claustrophobic. When I meant that every creak sent me over the edge, I meant that every creak that came from upstairs. I even felt like the chair I was sitting on was part of me... I started talking about how I couldn't really see my friends, but just saw their persona... I also recall saying something about how I was seeing with my mind...

 Later, I was listening to "Colt Stands up, Grows Horns" and I guess a part of it mid-way through sounded like sirens to me at the time and I got frightened and turned off my mp3. It was seriously hard for me to walk at the climax of my high as my body felt super twitchy. I remember my friends kept asking me if I was alright and I would reply stuff like, "I'm just chilling..." or "I'm really high man, hahaha...". When I got home, I couldn't even get the toaster to work. Whether this was because of my being high, or the toaster actually being broken I'm not sure. I'm sure if I hadn't been high I would've been able to think more clearly and figured out how to fix it.

There was nothing like in television shows, with flashy colours and weird faces or whatever...
I'm just taking this all as a "Your body can't handle marijuana very well".

EDIT: Toke is still a widely popular word amongst stoners, at least around here. I RARELY hear anybody refer to it as a 'hit'. I mean, I understand that you just want something to bitch about(you always do), but at least think of something more plausible(like the poor unity of my paragraphs/sentences).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 05 Oct 2007, 12:52
That 70's Show is a lot of things, but an accurate portrayal of what being stoned is like is not one of them.

Kieffer, I've hung out with plenty of people who have been high enough to have things happen to them the way they did for Chrasstor.  If you don't know what you're in for, you really buy into things a lot more.  You think about and react to stuff that you'd ignore if you were more familiar with the drug.  Obviously it only happens once or twice for most people, but some people I know react REALLY strongly to smoking even very small amounts.

Chrasstor, do not expect smoking weed to do things like that to you all the time.  If you smoke again in the future, expect to be a good bit more on top of yourself.  Weed doesn't actually do that kind of stuff to you unless you're caught completely off guard by it (or you're intentionally trying to do it).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 05 Oct 2007, 18:01
Man, me and my bud Adam is in the good shape.
Trust, we could punch the horn off of a unicorn. We put the lane into miscellaneous in this shape. Trust. Trust like a motherlover.

We put the RUDE into RUDIMENTARY. We is some straight-up necessary tooling shizzit.

I mean. I don't even know which shape your hair is in, but my homeboy's Adam's could fight it in a duel. And win so hard your hair would eat goddamn Oaty Wheats for a breakfast meal. Never seen hair eat that shit? NOW YOU FUCKING WILL.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 05 Oct 2007, 20:08
My first time was at band camp, right before a rehearsal. I vaguely remember marching around on the field, the sun being hellaciously bright, and all 6 or so of us snorting and trying to be quiet about giggling hysterically every time we fucked up.


Roddy you are drunk enough to be forgetting your pronouns. That is impressive.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 05 Oct 2007, 20:14
Man, I wish I had a bottle of scotch right now. Maybe Glen Moray or Balvenie 12-year-old.

All I have is lame Smirnoff vodka. Totally not the same...

/sigh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 05 Oct 2007, 23:36
Tonight sucks. I hate my fucking job. I've been depressed out of my skull for the past three days. My best friend hates me. I am going back to college and I am completely fucking broke.


I am going to get fucking wasted tonight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 05 Oct 2007, 23:58
I am not getting wasted tonight.

Last weekend I did, and made up stories with a friend which I then posted on myspace. At the time they were hilarious. They didn't seem that funny when I woke up though...And on monday I still had a wonderful hangover! I never drank like this until I joined these forums. Never drinking again.

Bad influence...

OK fine, we ran out of alcohol. Friday night now sucks.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Wink on 06 Oct 2007, 07:56
i bought some shitty e last weekend...um, i think it's more meth

trying to get to another place today to sell it and get some better e and maybe some lsd

i've never had that strong of a trip on weed, maybe you need to send me whatever you're taking
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Oct 2007, 10:34
EDIT: Toke is still a widely popular word amongst stoners, at least around here. I RARELY hear anybody refer to it as a 'hit'. I mean, I understand that you just want something to bitch about(you always do), but at least think of something more plausible(like the poor unity of my paragraphs/sentences).

Who the fuck are you? I don't want something to bitch about, I just find the idea of people still saying "toke" hilarious. My dad used to "toke" shit. It just seems hilarious to me that there is somewhere where slang is that far behind the rest of the country/world. You rip a bong. You hit a bong. But the idea of someone taking a massive toke? It just seems ridiculous to me. And the fact that it was your first time getting stoned.... well it seemed like you were just saying the term you had herd the most to try and fit in with the stoner community.

I stand corrected, I guess? Still seems silly.
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Oct 2007, 10:51
IT AIN'T NO JOKE, I'D LIKE TO BUY THE WORLD A TOKE
AND TEACH THE WORLD TO SING IN PERFECT HARMONY
AND TEACH THE WORLD TO SNUFF THE FIRES AND THE LIARS
HEY, I KNOW IT'S JUST A SONG BUT IT'S SPICE FOR THE RECIPE

I'm in your thread, quoting lyrics from pre-sellout Smashmouth.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 06 Oct 2007, 11:05
You know, Kief, slang tends to vary from location to location. For instance, I've never heard the term "rip a bong." I also can barely understand stuff that people across the other side of the city say because they have a different bunch of words that they use. Not only that but Chrasstor is a little younger than you and slang changes with time, hell my girlfriend is only 2 years younger than me and I have to ask her what some new hip term means sometimes, so it is entirely possible that his circle of friends say "toke". I'm not approving of Chrasstor's use of a word that, quite frankly, sounds silly, outdated and like the kind of thing you would say in relation to a joint rather than a bong but you're overreacting.

Also you're a jerk. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Oct 2007, 11:40
Well yeah, I am a jerk. But I think my lack of emotion precludes me from any accusations of overreaction.

I ain't care what he says, I am just commenting on him, and the fact that he sounds ridiculous.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 06 Oct 2007, 12:53
He only sounds ridiculous to you because he used a slang term that isn't cmmon where you are. Seriously, if this is what you like to ridicule people for, getting a hobby might be something to look into.

tl;dr weak boarding.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 06 Oct 2007, 14:34
Tonight I engaged in frat boy shenanigans with the bouncers from my work and I have never been so pleased to be hit over the hit with a metal clipboard in my life. I think my favorite bouncer out of the lot is going drinking with us tonight (hospitality night woooooooooo) and my aim is to eventually punch on with him in a seedy parking lot.

Oh god why do I hate my brain so much.

Also Kieffer, the idea of "hitting" a bong is pretty ridiculous where I live. You can punch a cone, or rip a cone, or toke on a cone (toking on a cone is really what you do when you are too much of a sissy to pull it in one go and just sit there for two or three minutes trying to finish the job,) but I mean, stoner dialect is pretty variable, except if you said you were "hitting" a cone we would probably assume you were a cop. To be fair though, Australian drug slan is pretty ridiculous when observed objectively.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ScrambledGregs on 06 Oct 2007, 20:23
I am fairly drunk and feeling incredibly depressed about my life. I also don't remember making that last post in this thread, but then again, I drink too much at least twice a month and post stupid bullshit like that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 06 Oct 2007, 20:34
New life plan:

Drink every night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Oct 2007, 20:59
Congratulations! You're 1 step closer to being me!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 07 Oct 2007, 00:30
I'm trying to figure out if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 07 Oct 2007, 23:52
One of the first times I got high was when the asshole next-door neighbor laced it.  I found that out later when the kid told us, "Hey, dude, you'll never guess what kind of weed I got you."  I saw my purse jumping across the table.  It was pretty intense.  Every other time, however, it's always been very chill.  No drama or anything.

As of now, I have downed several white russians and some Koonunga Hill white wine.  I'm not too happy with the wine, but it's all we had.  Makes me sad. 

I am an incredible light-weight when it comes to liquor, so tonight has been (and will be) quite interesting.   
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 09 Oct 2007, 05:41
I was sitting at home just having a few drinks and listening to "old skool" '90s techno, and I started thinking about this one phrase:
"Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, never sicker."

Where the hell would wine fit into that equation?

Oh, and Chrasstor, I didn't say I didn't believe you, because I've had horrible experiences with laced weed, too. I was just saying that the bong wasn't packed with JUST weed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 09 Oct 2007, 06:16
Around these parts we have the same phrase, only with wine instead of liquor.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 09 Oct 2007, 08:52
That doesn't make any sense; wine doesn't rhyme with sicker.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 09 Oct 2007, 09:18
Around these parts we also speak German...

edit: now that I think about it, it's actually the other way around. It says that you should drink beer first, then wine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 09 Oct 2007, 13:59
some people I know react REALLY strongly to smoking even very small amounts
agreed. one of the first times i ever smoked pot was when i was 15. it contained pcp and i had no knowledge of this. i also smoked an obscene amount. this still goes down as maybe one of the worst nights of my life.

i don't smoke pot at all anymore, mainly on account that even today it occasionally fucks up my senses pretty bad and makes me really uneasy. the effects are different for everyone.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Caiphana on 09 Oct 2007, 14:40
I haven't smoked pot because I have a strong feeling that I'll like it, and I just don't have money lying around to get addicted to anything more costly than knitting things and drinking. Also, I react very strangely to different drugs (downers hype me up, uppers knock me out), so yeah.

Anyway, my mum says that she would hallucinate whenever she smoked pot, without fail. And one of my girlfriends had a pretty bad time with some special brownies once, seeing crazy things and generally freaking out. And no one there was sober and they didn't even notice her going nuts. Lovely.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 09 Oct 2007, 16:26
I am not sober at all
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ThinWhiteDuke09 on 11 Oct 2007, 18:50
WOOOH alcohol + Benzos = the greatest thing ever, or at least the greatest relief of your own existential crisis when everyone around you sucks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 12 Oct 2007, 06:52
The headstock of my brand fucking new Gibson SG broke. Seriously, I've had it ONE MONTH TO THE DAY and the goddamn headstock breaks. What kind of shit is that?

All this to say, I would like to be much drunker than I am.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 12 Oct 2007, 07:22
I need to find a party and get wasted this weekend.

Also, I'm very amused at the Shitstorm my earlier post caused.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 12 Oct 2007, 07:30
The headstock of my brand fucking new Gibson SG broke. Seriously, I've had it ONE MONTH TO THE DAY and the goddamn headstock breaks. What kind of shit is that?


Man, that is the saddest thing i've heard all day. Well, maybe except the news on my email-website that said that every minute a pregnant woman dies. And yes i'm drunk, it is 4:30 pm here and i just woke up an hour ago and started drinking vodka, now i moved on to beer. This is going to be a great day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 12 Oct 2007, 07:48
Fuck you all! Beeing stoned isnt beeing sober! Go get your own thread! Bunch of n00bs.

*wonders if he should get more cognac, tequila or rum...*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 12 Oct 2007, 13:59
gibson problem is fixed temporarily, as ive just finished yet another margaritathis may turn out to be a good day hahaha
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 12 Oct 2007, 19:07
There is a party tonight...except it's really at 2 am or something (at a cabin! w00t!) to bad no one wants to drive me...damn.. I probably shouldn't go anyways, I don't remember any of this morning and feel quite sick right now. Though I do remember bits and pieces of a concert some kids at school put on during lunch.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 12 Oct 2007, 21:50
Balvenie double-cask 12-year-old single-malt is exquisite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 13 Oct 2007, 00:09
.Nitrous oxide and INFERNO relentless and red bull and booze and no sleep makes Drick go SHOOP DA WOOP.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 13 Oct 2007, 06:02

Do you mean 'problem fixed temporarily' as in, 'I'm gonna be so wasted the next few hours that I won't even give a shit'... Or do you mean it as in "I duct-taped it back on =)"

Anyway, this is me not being drunk again. Deal with it, or buy my liquor for me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 13 Oct 2007, 14:04
Sadly, only the former. Fortunately, however, they say I can still have it replaced when I get to the States in December. <3 <3 <3 Gibson customer support.

Of course, this means I should get massively inebriated in celebration, of course. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 13 Oct 2007, 14:34
Get inebriated enough that vodka and ice cream taste good together.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 14 Oct 2007, 07:32
[bong sesh commenced]
[movies watched]
[post commencing]

the thing i fucking hate is when people use the word trippy to describe pot. acid is something you trip on, or mushrooms. me and my buddy used to take 18-20 year old friends from our respective jobs who had never smoked pot before and would bust out the lungs and excessively large chamber bongs and scare them off of the stuff. mosly for personal hilarity than any righteous cause of saving people from the evil drug marijuana! and as for the guy who posted earlier and started a real hootenanny, i think i can retell his story more accurately.

today i smoked pot for the first time. it was really neat, i was way too high because i didnt know what i was doing and ended up very very very high. this made me confused about what i was hearing and got the spins. then i was afraid someone would find out i was high and was confused about what sounds were! then i walked home alone and had no coordination because i was super baked and tired, i fell in a ditch, it was very funny to think about in the morning. i sure wish i had any idea what i was talking about, otherwise this might cause confusion!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pat101 on 14 Oct 2007, 07:42
last night - not sober
this morning - not sober

it's quite nice
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Oct 2007, 17:36
I have enough hangover to kill a horse. Fuck.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 18 Oct 2007, 18:16
GRAH! I need an ale wench, so that I might yell "MORE ALE, WENCH!" Who wants to be my ale wench?

I'm just sick of mixing my own drinks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 18 Oct 2007, 20:56
me and one of my friends argued over who gets to be bartender at all major functions hosted by us, and he "won". So now I get to order drinks from him and say "Quickly now, Boy! I have a thirst!"

Best loss ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: schimmy on 20 Oct 2007, 14:56
We may have lost the rugby but 20 beers and 3 people makes for fun shoutings of IT'S A VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY CCHOKING CHICKS AND SODOMY apparently.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 20 Oct 2007, 15:49
We lost? Oh shit. Never mind. I am not sober. I'm also not drunk, but the fact that I'm not sober makes me happy, as I haven't been drinking in far too long.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 21 Oct 2007, 03:43
good because you shouldn't be sober you guys, jesus
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 21 Oct 2007, 07:23
Huzzah for random friends showing up to get drunkish!

Malibu + coconutshavings + milk = gewd!

*note, this is as much a hint as a mental reminder for myself on how to make these*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 22 Oct 2007, 01:37
Eeech.  Mixing alcohol and dairy products just does not sound good to me.  I don't care how classic it is (thanks to Jeff Bridges, at least), White Russians and other dairy based booze drinks make me think "curdle."

Then again, I don't do the dairy thing.  Someone get me vodka, coffee liqueur, and Silk creamer...maybe I'll give it a shot.  Ignore that.  It could be the beer talking. 

It is embarrassing to admit how many times I had to backspace to spell "beer."  The first time.  The second time I had no troubles.  Practice makes perfect. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 22 Oct 2007, 04:39
Cant we just make it a houserule that any combination of b e e r (such as bree, reeb, rebe bere and whatnot) count as beer? Would make things easier.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Oct 2007, 20:54
Well, its a monday night and i do seem to find myself down half a bottle of cheap pinot, which tastes flat. you know, not in the way coke is, its just that all of the flavor is in the aftertaste. like, none up front dude.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 23 Oct 2007, 00:28
Mmm...Monday night vodka binges are the best.  Except, of course, that it's cheap vodka that my parents happened to leave lying around.  God I can't wait to live on my own and buy my own good liquor.  I have to go to bed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 23 Oct 2007, 01:34
Life is just one depressing bottle of Vodka after another.

I am not actually drunk, just at work at five in the morning for the third night in a row.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 24 Oct 2007, 00:16
make life better!
take hard drugs!

(poster boy for why not to take hard drugs, right here.)

brahaha!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Felix on 28 Oct 2007, 18:27
Oh geez. If I had seen this thread last week, I would have totally posted my drunken email I sent to Jeph... something about the misleading use of French in this comic (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=993).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 28 Oct 2007, 18:38
Thanks for the bump, though.

I was out drinking with some friends the other night and I discovered that my already-smarmy friend is even more inappropriate around women when there's booze in him. The girl not only made him aware that his personality was serving as the ultimate cockblock, but she ended up giving me her phone number.

I fail this thread, however, 'cause I wasn't drunk enough to enjoy Heineken by the end of the night. I'll try harder at the Halloween party on Wednesday, I promise!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 28 Oct 2007, 20:47
I went to a costume party last night at a friend's apartment where I never fail to get totally trashed at.

I just didn't feel like drinking, and thus did not get the wastedness on. Maybe it was because I was a hobo clown and noone wants to see that, subconsiously.

I am so disappointed in myself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 28 Oct 2007, 22:33
Rave next weekend, but no Halloween party on Wednesday :( I didn't even drink this weekend... surprisingly...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 29 Oct 2007, 17:14
what's wrong with you people, posting in this thread while being sober?
I haven't been sober for more than like 2 days in the last 2 weeks. Tonight I'm drinking cheap vodka, because i ran out of beer.

I should start buying cheap beer, because luckily i live in Germany, where even the cheap beer is better than most of your american crap. Ha!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 30 Oct 2007, 11:22
That, my friend, is why I hate you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 30 Oct 2007, 14:24
Wait, do you hate me because i insulted American beer, or because of your lack of German beer?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 30 Oct 2007, 15:28
Dude I don't know why you even had to ask the question, nobody's EVER gotten drunk enough to like American beer (excluding Anchor Steam, that stuff is glimmering with justice).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lines on 30 Oct 2007, 15:34
American beer sucks and that's a fact. The only thing it's good for is proving people who don't know the joys of imported beer and/or topshelf liquor.

I am not drunk. That wouldn't not be the best thing to be right now. But I know about bad beer, and that is the American way.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 30 Oct 2007, 16:53
Well, Kim, maybe you're a defender of micro breweries, I thought. I heard they make really good beer, which i'd like to try some time. Also, I always like to ask questions first, another thing that you americans might consider doing (especially before shooting). j/k! I don't mean to be political and stuff.

But really, how 'bout you 'murkans all come visit me in good ol' Germnay and have a few beers with me? Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Also, I'm drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Oct 2007, 17:21
People who hate on American beer don't drink the local microbrew stuff.

Even my little podunk crap town has a microbrew pub and their beer is delicious. Socorro Springs Pickaxe IPA wins!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Storm Rider on 30 Oct 2007, 17:42
Dude I don't know why you even had to ask the question, nobody's EVER gotten drunk enough to like American beer (excluding Anchor Steam, that stuff is glimmering with justice).

Anchor Steam is the San Francisco microbrew, right? It makes sense that Europeans would not have heard of it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 30 Oct 2007, 18:09
If any of you europeans come hang out with me, ever, I will give you american beer so good it will make your toes curl.

I am currently drinking the Bristol Winter Warlock Oatmeal Stout. It's really malty, with a little less hop than I typically like in a good stout, but plenty of chocolate and caramel notes to make up for it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 30 Oct 2007, 18:27
If I'll ever have enough money, I'll be glad to accept your offer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 31 Oct 2007, 00:17
Storm Rider: yup, that's the one. It's a wonder I've ever had it, being 18 and all, but my friends and I, well, ve haff vays.

negative creep, I would be more than happy to go beer drinking with you if I ever get back to that part of the world. Hell, if I'd known you were around while I was still in Luxembourg, I'd have gladly invited any of the Germany-dwellers to Lux to have some Diekirch (whose pils is still by far my all-time favourite).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emilie__x on 31 Oct 2007, 03:58
Well, Kim,

Lulz.
I wish that was your name.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 01 Nov 2007, 00:38
HAPOPYU ALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

40 + Orange juice = tastes good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 01 Nov 2007, 00:40
This is the 4th anniversary of the first time I ever got myself inebriated.  And I am completely sober (perhaps with a little THC still hanging around on the edges of my awareness) and I need to write a paper.  Ugh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Nov 2007, 01:14
I've been drinking Strong Islands for 5 hours and I have to go to school and work a double shift tomorrow. It's gonna suck. HARD
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 01 Nov 2007, 01:31
I am not sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 01 Nov 2007, 09:06
This is the 4th anniversary of the first time I ever got myself inebriated.  And I am completely sober (perhaps with a little THC still hanging around on the edges of my awareness) and I need to write a paper.  Ugh.

I'm thankful that my anniversary with drunkenness is the Fourth of July, no chance of ever having to do anything that day or the next really.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 01 Nov 2007, 15:45
I'm as sober as a priestitute.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 01 Nov 2007, 18:35
I'm thankful that my anniversary with drunkenness is the Fourth of July, no chance of ever having to do anything that day or the next really.

I'm thankful that my birthday is January 1. I can just get all kinds of fucked up and not have to worry about having a hangover the next day because I don't have to be anywhere. Also it's nice because I've noticed a tendency for people to give me free drinks for being a New Year's baby. This is awesome y/n?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mediumrare on 03 Nov 2007, 18:21
I've been drinking, but am not drunk.

I am not sober.

Am I allowed in here yet?

Because I'm still drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 03 Nov 2007, 22:25
I am sober. I wasn't earlier today, it was fun, but that was while the skies were bright and now the sun is long gone down.

Now I am just sinking into a funk. Bleh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 04 Nov 2007, 07:19
Oh God, dudes, I came home at 4 am and just woke up. Still sauced, I need some orange juice and something greasy. Last night was a combination of whiskey, wine, ex-boyfriends, clubbing, more whiskey, people watching, having fun bumming cigarettes, more whiskey, kisses and punching cute boys for the fun of it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Tokzic on 04 Nov 2007, 12:21
I was drunk yesterday, while playing Guitar Hero with some friends.

It is infiinitely better this way.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 05 Nov 2007, 15:11
I started drinking before the sun went down. The sun is nowdown, and I'm hammered. it twasn't supposed to end like this.

Weihenstephaner and Grand Marnier will do that to a man I suppose....
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Post by: supersheep on 05 Nov 2007, 19:24
I have been waiting for so long to be in here and drunk. YAY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 05 Nov 2007, 20:46
Melbourne Cup day! Working Australia grinds to a halt and drinks champagne... wooo horsies!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 09 Nov 2007, 16:36
Eeech.  Mixing alcohol and dairy products just does not sound good to me.  I don't care how classic it is (thanks to Jeff Bridges, at least), White Russians and other dairy based booze drinks make me think "curdle."

Then again, I don't do the dairy thing.  Someone get me vodka, coffee liqueur, and Silk creamer...maybe I'll give it a shot.  Ignore that.  It could be the beer talking. 

It is embarrassing to admit how many times I had to backspace to spell "beer."  The first time.  The second time I had no troubles.  Practice makes perfect. 
I

Vodka + Kahlua + Soya cream/sweetened soy milk. It tastes good awnd will mess you right up in the good way. I wish I had one now, but i only have cheap w2hite wine. thiz is a poor substitiute, and I feel sad.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 09 Nov 2007, 16:52
Warm milk+ whisky is also a good thingif you're just looking forsomethingto help you sleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 09 Nov 2007, 16:56
what about eggnog? I picked some up the other day but didn't realize I was out of booze to put in it   :-(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 10 Nov 2007, 10:56
Next week is my friend's wedding. I may be playing music at the reception for a few songs, and then I am getting smashed OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 11 Nov 2007, 17:02
so it turns out watching breakfast at tiffany's on acid is really not that entertaining. betty boop however is awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 11 Nov 2007, 17:55
Get you some Fraggle Rock. That show was made to trip to.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 13 Nov 2007, 22:39
i am so drunk right now it takes a remarkable amount of effort to spell properly

yet i am putting in the work for it

APPRECIATE ME
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 13 Nov 2007, 23:59
I wholeheartedly appreciate your spelling efforts.  I will overlook the capitalization, because I understand that sometimes pushing two keys at once is just too much fucking work.  We've all been there.

I am not sober, but I sure do wish I was less sober.  I am hoping to get drunk tomorrow.

I am pretty sure that the last time I posted here was also the last time I got really drunk.
That is depressing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 14 Nov 2007, 11:30
Saturday's a-comin' and I can't wait to post in this thread afterward. Fuck yesssssss.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 14 Nov 2007, 11:51
I really need to be horribly fucked u at this point, but I honestly don't feel like I can be. Fucking responsibility.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 14 Nov 2007, 14:59
I haven't been good and drunk in ages.

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 15 Nov 2007, 03:29
Augh. My friend decided to keep the wedding for this weekend, but made a last-minute decision to postpone the reception until the 23rd and move it down here.

To be fair though, it's easier for the reception to be here anyway, 'cause it means I don't have to lug the amp all the way up to Kruj, but dammit, I wanted to get FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL REASON this weekend and now I don't get to.

Oh well, one more week won't kill me. Until then, there's beer in the fridge and it's 1230pm. Anybody want to join me?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 16 Nov 2007, 00:46
FOHDY FODHY FOHDY FODHY FOHDY FODHYF OHDY FODHY!

FOHHHTIEEES!

I drank 2.

1 was hi frav.

drunk,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 16 Nov 2007, 00:57
I've been drinking Budwesier for the last 5 hours. I'm barely buzzed. Fucking weakass 3% bullshit beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 17 Nov 2007, 16:58
i woke up with a headache this morning (afternoon, actually) and subsequently decided to take some oxycodone to make it go away (overkill). but now i'm just really fucked up and my headache has not gone away.

also, my skin is made of tiny bugs right now and it is pretty awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mediumrare on 17 Nov 2007, 17:34
Here, Bud is 5%. Weird man.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 17 Nov 2007, 22:45
Tonight involved: chunky fries, Amstel beers, carlsberg pints, arriving at the club to see my friend has gotten the names of her twin boys tattooed on her feet, more carlsberg, "dude, you're going out with her now? Fully good effort, I am well jealous", The Get Up Kids, The Weakerthans, Michael Jackson, Against Me, Stand, Danzig, Metallica, Weezer, Minor Threat, Black Fkag, fuck me so much dancing, Chinese karaoke, more beers, dice, nipple sucking... In short, I am really, really meant to be in this particular thread right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 18 Nov 2007, 00:43
Budweiser's alcohol % is different depending on the state. I live in Georgia, where religious conservatives have decided that drinking is bad. (I can't buy alcohol on Sunday) So it's weak hee, their reasoning being that people will be less drunk. What really happens is that people dink more beer to get drunk, and have to piss more. Being drunk, no one thinks ecologically, and flushes every time. That's why we have a drought (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/16/southern.drought/).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 18 Nov 2007, 14:07
Last Night: Decided to sample the hard cider I've been fermenting in my closet. My friend Craig and I drank about half the gallon jug. Damn tasty. Decent buzz. We went to the comedian who was on campus, hilarious, and went to Albertsons, where I apparantly bought 3 bags of chips. Nothing too exciting, but fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 19 Nov 2007, 02:08
I won a poker game to covermy bar tab tonight. Which means i'm plasteredand I get to do it tomorrow too.

woohoo
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 19 Nov 2007, 12:09
The wedding reception ended up not being cancelled, so I got pretty sloshed from raki, but not nearly as sloshed as two of my good friends who were there with me. They both ended up vomiting, and the girl (who I happen to have feelings for) ended up drunkenly expressing her love for me while I held her hair back so she could hurl. Huge lulz ensued immediately afterward, as I left to go to bed and cry my also-drunken ass to sleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 20 Nov 2007, 05:25
I just cracked open an INSANELY good Chianti. I don't even know what brand it is; it's been sitting long enough that the label came off. I was worried it would be vinegar in a basket bottle, but it is oh so smooth and tasty. Good find.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 22 Nov 2007, 19:48
Budweiser is horrid.


Forties are pretty much amazing.


I am drinking beer and then wine, and then smoking.


And then we are going out at 5am to go shopping. Then I am going to work. Oh hells yes, intoxicated foolishness.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 22 Nov 2007, 23:10
I am drinking some really delicious Bourbon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cartilage Head on 22 Nov 2007, 23:47
 Man, you guys are cool.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 23 Nov 2007, 22:31
I'm not. I'm not sober.

I'm drunk and I'm depressed.

I wish alcohol wasn't such a depressant.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cartilage Head on 24 Nov 2007, 01:26
 Maybe you shouldn't drink.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 24 Nov 2007, 03:28
Drinking always makes me feel better.

How come awesomessant isn't a word?

It should be.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 24 Nov 2007, 09:31
I am drinking margaritas. I don't care if this makes me a vagina, it is DELICIOUS. But they're frozen so I am getting brainfreeze and AUGH
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 24 Nov 2007, 20:37
Not a good night ARGH.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 24 Nov 2007, 20:54
I have just switched from Blackhook stout, to home brewed Imperial stopout.   Which means I have gone from dar to darker.  this imerpial stout is fuckign awsome and we bottled it in 22oz bottles. 

72 bottles of beer ona th wall 71 bottles f beer...

and this music is awswoe m. Lunng fuck yha

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Bujiatang/IMG_3282ftw.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Bujiatang/IMG_3281ftw.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 25 Nov 2007, 06:32
whisky and coke until 4:30 in the morning = good lyrics written the next day.

i just need to finish them now. :(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Drill King on 25 Nov 2007, 06:47
Every time I pass by this thread I feel bad. The title yells at me and makes me want to participate in some underage tomfoolery, it's peer pressure all over again D:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 25 Nov 2007, 16:33
I have just switched from Blackhook stout, to home brewed Imperial stopout.   Which means I have gone from dar to darker.  this imerpial stout is fuckign awsome and we bottled it in 22oz bottles. 

72 bottles of beer ona th wall 71 bottles f beer...

and this music is awswoe m. Lunng fuck yha

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Bujiatang/IMG_3282ftw.jpg)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v638/Bujiatang/IMG_3281ftw.jpg)

This is a great drunken post.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 28 Nov 2007, 16:50
[size=120pt]FUCK YOU[/size]

Y'all are a bunchaduckwads!

LEARN TO GET PROPERDRUNK!

DUVEL SI WIN!

Stop faking shit!

"ooh, im so cool, i am moderately intoxicated!"

Piss off! Lightweights!

Come here, and ill pour you a Duvel!

Silly people, thinking its all cool to be drunk.

Hell, i cant believe i started this thread about something like a year ago, and that its still going.

Then again, it probably saves us from a pile o "oh, look at me, im so drunk, i need subtitles" threads, so i guess all is good.

Whaterver
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 28 Nov 2007, 17:08
SCRW YOU TOILETBOWL

Excuse me for a fe minutes
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 28 Nov 2007, 17:48
Guys, I had 5 mouth-shots of Smirnoff Vodka that I found in my pantry like 20 minutes ago... Most of the bottle is gone now, and I feel a bit tipsy... But not a lot.

Maybe it's going to kick in soon though. Usually when I drink it takes longer for it to kick in for me than for my friends.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 29 Nov 2007, 00:05
If you can spell moderately intoxicated correctly, you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 29 Nov 2007, 00:10
SCRW YOU TOILETBOWL

Psh.  You won't be saying that in the morning.  The toilet bowl is your friend.  Seriously, the best thing you can do when drastically hungover is to vomit.  I totally woke up on my parents' couch this Sunday, feeling like absolute shit, and tried to pretend like I was just really tired until I finally managed to sneak upstairs and throw up at 2 PM.  After puking, I felt fucking amazing.  I went for a 5 mile run, that's how awesome vomiting made me feel.  Puking is the best thing ever.  Sure, it's gross for a few minutes, but afterwards, all is well!

Okay, so that Saturday night was awful.  I walked around my hometown for like an hour because I couldn't remember where I parked my car.  That was a bad time.  Finally finding my car and sleeping in the backseat... FUCKING COLD.  At least I didn't drive, right?

Now it's Wednesday!  And I'm not sober!  Taking turns as DD is awesome.  I am pleasantly tipsy.  I am going to change into sweatpants now.  It's gonna be super and cozy.

I can spell moderately intoxicated no matter how drunk I am!  Sure, it may take me a couple of tries, but damnit, I will DO IT.   
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 29 Nov 2007, 00:13
Best hangover cure ever: Drink a jar of pickle juice just before bed, followed by as much water as you can hold down, and as much sleep as you can get.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 29 Nov 2007, 04:11
These guys (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hash_House_Harriers) beg to differ.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 30 Nov 2007, 15:37
Heineken is fucking stupid filthy worse-than-vb catpee! SCREW IT!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 30 Nov 2007, 16:33
Bros, it's all about the Jameson triple distilled Irish Whiskey. Super savage. gets you toasted in less time than it takes to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Which could take a very long time, depending on how much you have had already.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Meta on 30 Nov 2007, 17:08
Samuel Adams.

Always a good decision.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 30 Nov 2007, 19:32
Hey, what's the conversion of ounces to beers.

Like, if I drank 3 ounces of 80 proof(40% alc), how many (4.5-5%) beers would that be?

Just wondering.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 30 Nov 2007, 19:36
About 24 ounces, so about a pint and a bit.

I have been drinking and gabbling for a good four hours now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 30 Nov 2007, 20:06
I drank half a 6 ounce of vodka 2 bottle-bneers and a bunch of some kahlua stuff that is from mexico. I feel pretty drunk, but I think that my most drunk part is just getting to kick in because usually it takes 20 minutes or so to kick in for me.


I had 2 bottle beers 3 ounces of 40% alc vodka and like 10 swigs of kahlua and I feel pretty darn drunk. Does that make me a lightweight? I don't care, that's good because that means I can get drunk without hurting my wallter and liver.

Plus I'm still young so yeah, this is pretty intense for me. Right now I'd say I'm about the second dunrkest I've ever been.

I know there's a lot of erroes in my post but I dn't really care right now/ I edited some of them out though.


My stomach also has burning and bloatied feelings right now. It kind of hurts but  not that much.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 30 Nov 2007, 22:05
tongiht I was myu drunkest ever.
2beers half 6 ounce vodla half a big bottle of kaluah. It tasted like a really reallygross coffeee.

lol.
I'm feeling REALLY drunk.

I said some stuff on MSN that I would ahve enver said to my friends soberl. I think that proves myt drunkeness. I don't regret it thoughm, it needed to be said beause it's how i reallty feel.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 30 Nov 2007, 22:07
hell Chrasstor, those two posts nearly made me smell the alcohol from here!

Seriously though, someone should check up on 'em, might have alcohol poisoning, there's nothing worse that drowning in your own drunken vomit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 30 Nov 2007, 22:11
i drank a bunch of vodka before work at like 4 something while watching the first epsiode of Jerry Seinfeld too. at work I was pretty drunk because I was feeling deporesssd since it was a long weekend and i had tow rok. Now it's over and 2:11 am and I drank all that stuff I mentioned before since.

I don't think I have alcohol poisoning, because people can barf up alcohol before they are poisoned right? I feel like I might vomit.

I'm kind of seeing douboe, bu in a good way. I'm going to drink more water so taht I don't get as hung over.

PS. Boro that's good of you to mention alcohol poisoning because it amkes me not want to take more alcohol in becasue I want to ge t pretty drunk but not die. I'm glad that somebody said it because leading me on might lead to me drinking TOO much. Also, I think you're a pretty good boarder for the most part. okay.

btw Kieffer I don't dislike you either, I just think you are really harsh sometimes but that's yours tyle so that's okay. I think you're a pretty smart person, and despite what you think I can actually undertstand a lot of the meanings behind your posts.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Runs_With_Scissors on 30 Nov 2007, 22:54
This is the first time I have actually posted in this thread un-sober.

Oh boy!

And my typing is actually better...

WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS GOING ON HERE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 30 Nov 2007, 22:54
hey thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 01 Dec 2007, 00:03
my night has been awesome thanks everybody.

a shift at threshers the wine shop: drunk.
a shift at moles club, on the bar: drunk + stoned.
a party at my homeboy duncan's flat: drunk + stoned + wired.
right now, on dunc's computer, at  8 am: SLEEP MADNESS!!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 01 Dec 2007, 04:22
Bros, it's all about the Jameson triple distilled Irish Whiskey. Super savage. gets you toasted in less time than it takes to say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Which could take a very long time, depending on how much you have had already.

You. Yeah, you. New guy. I like you.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Dec 2007, 06:41
Wow, I broke the siding in my bathroom by falling on it, vomited in the sink and said a lot of things I only half-meant on MSN. I remember experiencing crazy-vertigo and a lot of burning in my stomach.


I feel like shit. I'm aching everywhere topped off with a headache and bad dry-mouth, despite drinking an entire 4 litre pitcher of water last night... I don't want to get that drunk ever again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 01 Dec 2007, 07:19
Sad drunk is sad and pathetic and bad at bowling.
God I hate being drunk, so why do I do it so often?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 01 Dec 2007, 08:47
bad at bowling.

lies! me and my homeboy mike once got ripped on a litre of malibu (yeah, i know. we were young.) and went bowling with friends. I won by a margin of 100 points! And hit on the couple bowling in the next lane! Oh, and I have never won at bowling before in my life.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Dec 2007, 11:24
Seriously though, someone should check up on 'em, might have alcohol poisoning, there's nothing worse that drowning in your own drunken vomit.

What about drowning in someone else's drunken vomit?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Storm Rider on 01 Dec 2007, 11:27
Roddy, you hit on anything with a pulse.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 01 Dec 2007, 11:57
Christ, in under a month this thread will have been sustained for a year (and at only 10 pages). It's been here almost as long as I have. This is strangely depressing.
Guess I'll drink away the sadness tonight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 01 Dec 2007, 12:34
@KimJong: Why, thank you. Of course, I just recently discovered Kahlua, and so will be hung up on that for awhile. Of course, being seventeen makes all of this slightly difficult...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 01 Dec 2007, 12:41
No excuses. Somebody in your hometown will probably be back visiting from college, just make them buy you b00z.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 01 Dec 2007, 12:42
@KimJong: Why, thank you. Of course, I just recently discovered Kahlua, and so will be hung up on that for awhile. Of course, being seventeen makes all of this slightly difficult...

You gotta try a white Russian if that's how you feel. If they're good enough for the Dude, they're good enough for anyone.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: I is Grammar on 01 Dec 2007, 19:05
If you had a guy piss on your rug, you definitely need a white Russian. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 02 Dec 2007, 01:43
To those living in the US: If you're out drinking and too fucked up to drive, budweiser wil drive you home for free* between now and 01/04 (04/01 for you crazy european types). Call 18002224357 (1800AAAHELP) and mention budweiser. It is awesome. I suckeredsome frat boys out of $200 tonight and have had nothing but guiness and jamesons, AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE HOME.

It might work outside the US, but I dont know what the AAA number would be there
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 02 Dec 2007, 05:11
so i got drunk at work tonight after we had a grand reopening party after our restaurant's renovations, and ended up ruining 200$ worth of margarita mix and then my debit was fucked and i couldnt pay for my drinks and now i feel like a really awful awful person.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 08 Dec 2007, 09:11
i am kind of drunk right now because i have friends who are bad influences and i ahte this one girl and she is terrible and i got guilted into going into her party even though i hate her and plus she thinks i am a lesbian because i mispronounce orangina which is what i had tongith mixed with vodka
i hope i don't puke
i have to fix my makeup though this is kind of a nice place we'r egoing  to hahahah
:/ i might be on later though, qc.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 08 Dec 2007, 09:24
eyyyyyyy
also . .. .
ok i don't have anything else to say
just maybe i htink i can double psot when i am drunk yessssss?>
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 13 Dec 2007, 15:29
NOT SOBER AND TYPING COHERENTLY.

Didn't get into a club but got wankered beforehand ++
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 13 Dec 2007, 18:39
FUCK YOU ALL!

This thread is like ages old, and still yo yonf ones are beein all :whoo drunkz!"

its not that special!

Now, im goign to puke my guts out for the 2nd time cinde i came home, so i can sleep in peace. Also, guess who woont get laid tonight.

Maybe nex ttime ill actually approach thems cute girls when im still sorbers.

I guess ills ack up and now just og and empty my intestinoal tract. (ecapet the last buit  thats just nasty!(
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 14 Dec 2007, 19:08
Good grief! Someone  has been getting drrunk today agains! Whgoooo!

Me and some friends idscovered a earn-goodies-by-drinking thinger in a place nearby! I now own a Palm beercoaster/barcloth thinger! (good mousemat).

Best of all is that my friend walked away with a La Chouffe traffic sign! (making silly deals with a half drunk owner-of-the-place the night before = good!)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 14 Dec 2007, 21:48
Oh god, my brother bought a 30 pack of miller light and is basically making me drink with him because he doesn't want to drink alone, and I am doing it without hesitation.

I, I think the pair of us may be alcoholics...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 14 Dec 2007, 23:46
plus she thinks i am a lesbian because i mispronounce orangina which is what i had tongith mixed with vodka

It'd be mean to sig a drunk quote without permission. So, requesting permission to sig this. It is awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 15 Dec 2007, 01:40
Look at Johnny's sig and grow a pair, courtesy is for pussies.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 15 Dec 2007, 02:16
Oh god, my brother bought a 30 pack of miller light and is basically making me drink with him because he doesn't want to drink alone, and I am doing it without hesitation.

I, I think the pair of us may be alcoholics...

Dude, you're drinking Miller light. No real alcoholic would ever drink anything with light in its name, it defies booze logic. If anything, you probably aren't drinking enough.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 15 Dec 2007, 04:02
Dude... Light beer aint no beer!

Go and buy yourself some proper beer, then come back.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 15 Dec 2007, 05:23
Dude, you're drinking Miller light. No real alcoholic would ever drink anything with light in its name, it defies booze logic. If anything, you probably aren't drinking enough.

P.S. Patrick, that's different 'cause Khar prides himself on his drunk rants. Or at least finds them mildly amusing the next day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: stella on 16 Dec 2007, 01:37
It is a really unfortuhnate thing for my wallet that my local bar started carrying lucid.  Ist' also unfortunate for everyone in my phone book who I will drunk dial wihtout fail every Wednesday night. (Because Wednesdays are th best days to drink on.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 16 Dec 2007, 01:47
I drunk-texted a girl I liked in May after an all-night boozer involving a bunch of friends of mine. Oddly enough, the whole message was in near-perfect German and was pretty much a confession on how I had the hots for her.

I was really drunk, man.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 16 Dec 2007, 02:16
I am not sure I have ever been this stoned.

Actulally I know I have been more stoned.


But I am very very stoned.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 16 Dec 2007, 07:58
I drunk-texted a girl I liked in May after an all-night boozer involving a bunch of friends of mine. Oddly enough, the whole message was in near-perfect German and was pretty much a confession on how I had the hots for her.

I was really drunk, man.

Damn Pat. That takes some serious liquid balls. What were the results?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Dec 2007, 08:22
He text messaged a confession of amorous intent. How do you think it went? The only possible positive outcome would be if she doesn't understand German and so he got to erase this mistake.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 16 Dec 2007, 08:49
After playing kings last night with some hideously potent mixed concoction and several beers, I woke up this morning in a friends bed, she sleeping on the floor and my other friend in the bed with her feet in my face. I don't really recall how this came about. I also feel like I was punched repeatedly in the forehead. Walking is a tricky matter. I'm not too if it's worth it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 16 Dec 2007, 11:18
The only possible positive outcome would be if she doesn't understand German

She was half German, half Turkish, and I got shot the fuck down. Maybe it was the whole "Shit I know I sent you an SMS last night but I don't know what it said, I was wasted as fuck" phone call the next morning.

That was the day I learned to check my outbox.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 Dec 2007, 11:53
Hey, he did it just because he felt like getting fucked up, and we drank em all. Even fifteen light beers will fuck you over.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 16 Dec 2007, 12:31
No they won't. 15 real beers will.

I just just thinking 'man who the hell drunk dials' but then I remembered this:

Quote
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Dan wrote:
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Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TheFuriousWombat on 16 Dec 2007, 14:56
Apparently last night I had an extensive text message conversation with a girl I've met once, in line for a concert in NYC. I agreed to come hang out with her in the city in January. I remember none of this but my text in/out boxes informed me this morning that it did indeed happen. Alcohol surely is a strange, wondrous thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: brandon_ha on 17 Dec 2007, 08:23
[img width= height= alt=I drink to kill the pain]http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/06/i-drink-to-kill-the-pain2.jpg[/img] (http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/06/21/i-drink/)
moar funny pictures (http://icanhascheezburger.com)
(http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/Ifyoucanseem128423968178715907.jpg)

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 17 Dec 2007, 08:25
That is not how you spell "more."

It is also not a funny picture.

I just ate a bunch of speed to finish this paper in the next 4 hours.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SusurrusIgnoramus on 17 Dec 2007, 09:05
i am not drunk, but i keep forgetting to post here when i am drunk.  or i have better things to do.  so i'm posting here now, regardless.  i got drunk two nights in a row this past weekend... that never happens anymore.  not since college at least.

Apparently last night I had an extensive text message conversation with a girl I've met once, in line for a concert in NYC. I agreed to come hang out with her in the city in January. I remember none of this but my text in/out boxes informed me this morning that it did indeed happen. Alcohol surely is a strange, wondrous thing.

i had a phone convo with my gf two weekends ago.  she doesn't remember it, her friends say she wasn't on the phone, and neither her nor my phone loged the call.  so i may have been drunk and hallucinating.

whoo!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 18 Dec 2007, 08:38
I don't know why I'm posting this here (aside from the Jack Daniels), but I just wanted to post that the most ashamed I've ever been being drunk is when I was 16 and I got drunk with a good friend of mine and his parents.

The fact that I was drunk with this dude and his parents isn't what I was ashamed of. Also, no I did not try to make out with his mom. What I'm ashamed of is what we got hammered on.

Milwaukee's Best.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pen on 18 Dec 2007, 08:42
I'm going to go with the fact that you were 16 and didn't know any better.  Also, you must have been broke.  No excuse for your friend's parents, though.  Ew.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 18 Dec 2007, 08:49
You are true in that I was younger (15), and that I was broke, but the dude's parents weren't exactly what you'd label as "classy". In fact, you wouldn't be farr off the mark referring to them as "rednecks" or "trailer trash". Didn't stop 'em from bein' cool, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: brandon_ha on 18 Dec 2007, 14:13
Milwaukee's Best, a waste of perfectly good water.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Zoe on 20 Dec 2007, 04:38
i can see the unicorn...
I miss my faourite post in this here topic, i did miss you do much topic...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Dec 2007, 08:05
I am not drunk. But I am mightily stoned. Yes yes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 20 Dec 2007, 10:01
I'm tired! So it took me an hour to do this: (http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/903/1001146wk1.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TwinkyToes on 20 Dec 2007, 10:31
well i have no work today, school is out, lightyears away from family, etc...might as well drink

i had 3 bottles of "red trolley" and now i'm looking over:

4 bottles of guinness
2 bottles of hefenweizen
10 bottles of corona
3 cans of bud light
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TwinkyToes on 20 Dec 2007, 12:29
okay 'im about 7 beers in

looking out the window
it's cloudy and cold
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 12:30
I like your avatar, but if you were the one saying corona is better than PBR in gabbly then you should just get out.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 12:45
that's like the saddest beer collection ever. Corona doesn't really even qualify as a beer, and bottled Guinness tastes horrible. The hefeweizen is the only redeeming part.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TwinkyToes on 20 Dec 2007, 12:58
yeah that was me...i said i likecoron a more for the formality but again

cheap bbeer, dont really care, i'm poor, this is what we got
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 20 Dec 2007, 14:30
It's 4.30pm and I'm still hungover. Damn.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 15:19
that's like the saddest beer collection ever. Corona doesn't really even qualify as a beer, and bottled Guinness tastes horrible. The hefeweizen is the only redeeming part.

Keep in mind it's probably Pyramid.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 20 Dec 2007, 16:38
hey. Hey. HEY. Corona is perfectly acceptable if one is in mexico.

Also, does it count if I post in here while I am on lots of painkillersd?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 17:11
Corona is even MORE unacceptable in Mexico, are you serious? You could be buying tecate, Sol, Bohemia, Modella, or any number of actual semi decent beers, and instead you're buying overrated commercialized American targeted Swill.

Painkillers only count if you get some for me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 20 Dec 2007, 18:48
I like your avatar, but if you were the one saying corona is better than PBR in gabbly then you should just get out.

Dude who -doesn't- fap to Jenny Lewis?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 21:16
Corona is even MORE unacceptable in Mexico, are you serious? You could be buying tecate, Sol, Bohemia, Modella, or any number of actual semi decent beers, and instead you're buying overrated commercialized American targeted Swill.

agreed. The semester I was in spain they had Corona at every bar and all the americans I went with drank it almost exclusively, despite the fact that good german and other european beers were regularly available that are way less common to find in the US. I go out to bars with people here in Wisconsin who order like coors lite or something, and I inevitably end up yelling at them. WI has a shitton of really good local and regional microbrews available at most of the bars around here, yet they still get bud lite? I don't understand it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 21:49
really nice beer

Sam Adams Imperial Pilsner

Oak Aged Arrogant Bastard Ale.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: stella on 20 Dec 2007, 21:52
Hello.  I am stoned. 



....I think there was more, but I forget.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 21:55
pretty much all Sam Adams is good. I just recently tried their Black Lager and the Winter lager, both of which I enjoyed thoroughly.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 20 Dec 2007, 21:58
Sam Adams is good because it's the closest you can come to a good American microbrew at your local grocer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 22:07
I actually think most Sam Adams sucks, but Beeradvocate and some friends both told me this was pretty good.

It is actually more of an IPA than an imperial pilsner, but it's far from a bad beer. Intriguing but not amazing, I guess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 22:08
Sam Adams is good because it's the closest you can come to a good American microbrew at your local grocer.
that's pretty much true. WI however has pretty good distribution for their micro/local brews, with most grocery stores offering at least one or two of the better known varieties. Does that mean they're no longer considered microbreweries? I guess I still call them that because they're still really good craft beers, they're just sold on a statewide scale.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 20 Dec 2007, 22:11
Oh.

Well, then Wisconsin is a better place than New Mexico.

And I didn't say Sam Adams was the best, but compare it to any other national American beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 22:15
Sierra Nevada.

New Belgium.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 20 Dec 2007, 22:18
I've only ever had Sierra Nevada's Pale Ale, and as I'm not a pale ale guy, I didn't really like it. If I ever see another style of theirs I'll definitely give it a try though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 20 Dec 2007, 22:27
Only the pale ale is readily available.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 20 Dec 2007, 23:43
Yesterday went like this:

Wake up, get high. Go to work to get schedule, smoke some more with boss. Go to record store, buy some records. Go to thrift store, and buy shit, while listening to the Velvet Underground. Ride bus home. Love life.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 20 Dec 2007, 23:57
Sierra Nevada.

New Belgium.

I see your Sierra Nevada and raise you one Anchor Steam, sir
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:01
Anchor Steam is delicious, yes, but not available to nearly the same degree as those other two.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:02
Also this oak aged arrogant bastard is fucking incredible.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:03
Also I am tipsy and bored and the internet is for some reason devoid of pretty girls, currently.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:03
If someone doesn't show up for me to flirt with soon I swear to god I'll..


I'll....
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:04
(http://b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 21 Dec 2007, 00:44
Fine, fine. Decent availability is a requirement, then? Go get some He'brew (http://www.schmaltz.com), then. It's available in just about any state that matters.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:45
Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!

Their Lenny Bruce R.I.P.A is a lot better, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Dec 2007, 00:50
I really wish I could get some good American beer over here. The microbreweries you guys have sound fucking incredible.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 21 Dec 2007, 00:56
I'm currently drinking my second (i spilled the first one all over my keyboard, d'oh) Capital Brewery (http://www.capital-brewery.com/) Winter Skl of the night, and it's really damn good. Cap brew is based out of Madison, and it's available in the MN/WI/IL area so, any of yall around these parts should check it out if you can find it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 00:59
I will ship you an american beer sampler if it is allowed through customs and you tell me what you like. 1 each of six of my favorite beers, in exchange for either hella tim tams or anything else awesome from your country you can send me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 21 Dec 2007, 07:55
Fat Tire.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TwinkyToes on 21 Dec 2007, 10:11
i was certainly shamed last night by dirk so i set out to get some proper beers at the local store. i basically grabbed some guy and said, "which beers would a guy drink?"

I ended up getting

sierra nevada but a "celebration" kind
modelo especial
some newwie
pete's wicked strawberry blonde (this was me, i had to have a girly beer)

the cashier was pretty impressed i was  getting these, i think
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 10:27
Those are 4 totally decent session beers.

Except the Sierra Nevada celebration, which I look forward to every year and always buy way too much of. It's so fuckin good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TwinkyToes on 21 Dec 2007, 10:37
should i crack it open first or later, good sir?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 11:07
I would just drink the 6 of those, get drunk, and go back and get more of them because they're fucking amazing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 21 Dec 2007, 12:02
Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!

I first had that one a couple days ago at my mate's place and it was one of the best beers I've ever had.

This thread is now about bomb-ass beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 21 Dec 2007, 12:17
Sculler's Reserve!

local brewery, not sure how widely available it is. probably not very. it's good stuff.
except their Indian Pale Ale or something along those lines...tried that a few weeks ago and it was terrible. then again, that's not really my style anyway so some of you might like it.

also, their logo is a jolly roger. that's how cool they are.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 21 Dec 2007, 12:22
A lot of people don't like India Pale Ales, because the hop profile creates a really bitter flavor! Also we aren't drunk so should not post in this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 21 Dec 2007, 12:31
Leinenkugels, Capital Brewery, New Glarus, Summit, Berghoff, Sprecher, and Goose Island are all really good craft brews available in a good part of the upper midwest. Capital Brews are probably my favorite around, the brewery's like a block from my house, and they have an outdoor beergarden in the summer with live music and stuff. Their beer is amazing as well, they've won rediculous amounts of awards (http://www.capital-brewery.com/awards/index.html) for pretty much every one of their beers, including "America's #1 Rated Brewery" by the Beverage Testing Institute's World Beer Championships.

Red Hook, Rogue, Dogfish, and Smutty Nose are all good ones I've tried that might be available around the country if you've got a good liquor store in the area.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: TwinkyToes on 21 Dec 2007, 12:40
i drank the enwwies and 3 of the petse

so i can psot a litt
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Meta on 21 Dec 2007, 14:52
03:40:16 PM.

Congrats.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 21 Dec 2007, 20:56
I see what you did there.

It is almost 6 am here. I am quite drunk and also stoned. But as the worthless scum that I am, my sleeping schedule is already adjusted to sleeping until 5 pm, so that is not much of a problem. Also i won about €10 at poker tonight. It was a good day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: audacity on 21 Dec 2007, 21:02
mmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 22 Dec 2007, 00:38
4 shots of jameson's, 2 of sake, and two bottles of Kieffer-approved He'brew Messiah Bold and i am feeling no pain.

also this one girl digs me and i thought she was really hot -before- i was drink
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 24 Dec 2007, 22:06
oh damng I just drenak a whoel lot of snwoballs.
it is like weggnog but for poofs liek me,.

HAPPY CHRISTMAS.

DOUBLE HAPPY CHRISTMAS HO HO HOBAGS
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emilie__x on 29 Dec 2007, 18:10
Interstingly enough, I am drinking Messiah Bold right now!
This thread is now about bomb-ass beer.

No longer about beer you stinky as feckles ginge ;)

I'm high on rummm rum rum rum
Oh dear.
Embarassing myself an m i?

I don't fdrunk rum nromally so forgiveth me slaves.




OH NO.
Wahst anm ai doingz lul.


I'll propnabbly egdot thigs in the morinning...





I'm the mest drunk of them all.
I ljust elwent to my work party LOLLAGES YO.

I think I came onto a fat boy who is only sixteen... V_V
LOLOkdgfljbg

Oh dear.

Add me on mSdjkn...
necro_manicac_666:@hotmail.com
That'sb[r[obably rwrong so ask Partrinck for the real one...

WAHWAHWAH >.<

xdofjkgb

*HUGZ*

x
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 29 Dec 2007, 18:13
Isn't she just adorable when she's incapable of typing properly?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 29 Dec 2007, 18:17
I was gonna post in here about how awesome drinking whiskey on the greyhound is, but now I just want to Kill that girl as much as possible.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emilie__x on 29 Dec 2007, 18:37
kille me?
pourquoi?
je parle le franais parfait 2quand je suis assez inebri :)


Wjhy yuou veut me tuer?
Je n'ai rien fait :(

Je suis un peu moins inebri mainetentnenakjtn


oh man too myuch french i trankslate tomorrwow
if patrick remeinids me...

Oh jebus why you hate me?


:(


I drunk whishey first if it makes thinkgs betterz?
xxxxxxxxxxx

I <3 Patrinck lul
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emilie__x on 29 Dec 2007, 18:43
Ij ust prnearly puked


Someone bring more rubm.
cuz i gut moarz but it's chursintmas and mother will see it gone tnoonmoerrrowz...

*SHIZG*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 29 Dec 2007, 18:46
I <3 Patrinck lul

Last time a girl said that to me, she proceeded to launch everything she'd eaten into a plastic bag. Something gives me the idea you should probably drink like 5 liters of water and just go to sleep. Rubber bedsheets wouldn't hurt.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emilie__x on 29 Dec 2007, 18:53
rubber betdsheets WOUNLD hutsrt.
Actulayly i hjustm rmemebbered

I,'nm not soleeping im nmy bed cuz my ferind is downastairs wathcing mock the week ro si aspeel...


so yeah i gutsa sleep downstairs iwht ther cha.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 30 Dec 2007, 08:50
I hate you so much.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 30 Dec 2007, 18:00
No you don't. You hate that you have been there before.

And you were probably a dick.

To mostly everybody.


Super PS: I am just speaking from personal experience. I drink a little more carefully now that I know it turns me into more of a dick. Though you wouldn't know it from my last post here.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Dec 2007, 18:11
On a different note from jackassery and puking...

Leinenkugels, Capital Brewery, New Glarus, Summit, Berghoff, Sprecher, and Goose Island are all really good craft brews available in a good part of the upper midwest. Capital Brews are probably my favorite around, the brewery's like a block from my house, and they have an outdoor beergarden in the summer with live music and stuff. Their beer is amazing as well, they've won rediculous amounts of awards (http://www.capital-brewery.com/awards/index.html) for pretty much every one of their beers, including "America's #1 Rated Brewery" by the Beverage Testing Institute's World Beer Championships.

Red Hook, Rogue, Dogfish, and Smutty Nose are all good ones I've tried that might be available around the country if you've got a good liquor store in the area.

Hooray for Wisconsin beer!  All of the breweries you mentioned are very good, and Sprecher makes an especially good root beer if you're into that sort of thing.  That New Glarus Spotted Cow is one of my all time favorites.  I've kind of got a soft spot for Leine's, though, considering that I live about 5 miles from the brewery.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 30 Dec 2007, 18:27
Goood grief!

Having a crate of Palm on me room.

T'is fucking awesome!

HUZZAH FOR BEER!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emilie__x on 31 Dec 2007, 05:50
Oh dear.
That is rather embarassing...

V_V
*apologies etc*


You'll probably get all that all over again in like... *looks at watch*... 13 or 14 hours when I get back from Noo Yarrz tingz.



... I won't bother translating all that shit...
It's boring... *sighs*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 31 Dec 2007, 07:19
Good work, Em, you did me proud the other night :B
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 31 Dec 2007, 07:44
I'm sitting in the dark becasue last night we went to a Not-quite-newyears party at a dry house.  We brought our own imperial stout that we brewed this fall.  4 22 oz bottles split three ways and a couple bottles of Old Rasputin, we had a fun time.  the rasputin had a burnt coffee flavor that didn't jive well with our smoother stout.

Im actually a little shaky right now, so erhaps i should eat something.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 31 Dec 2007, 19:25
(http://www.gadgetell.com/images/2007/06/beer.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 31 Dec 2007, 19:30
oh my.

bed would be nice. hiccups stopping would be better.

Kylos here, gemmwah's well couging and laying on my cold, cold arm.
i know it's cold because her face is warm... basically, we're both drunk. huzzah?
kylos out.

P.s. 'gemmwah : i thought you had sleeves on your shirt."
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 31 Dec 2007, 23:28
it's 8:30 am or something and i'm about to decide wehter to sleep or stay awake!
i'm also drunk as a skunk. (do people say that?)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 31 Dec 2007, 23:41
HAPPY 2008

It"S 2008

OH MY GOD

IT'S NEW YEARS

I DON'T THINK I HAVE EVER POSTED IN THSI THREAD BEFORE

IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD NEW YEARS PRETEND YOU DID???

AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Jan 2008, 00:49
I am inebriated right now
I was more einebriated a half hour or so ago, but now I am still pretty fucking drunk.


I had 2 glasses drinks of some strong wine, half an 8ounce of vodka and a couple of ounces(about 6-7) of 20% Kahlua(?).



I also had a budweiser.

HAPPY 20-08!!

:)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 01 Jan 2008, 01:12
I just had a bunch of captain ACK sparoweqs and a baott we of chamb[aondge to mine slf.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 01 Jan 2008, 01:19
I had a half-liter can of Foster's last night and that was it. I didn't even notice it. I wanted to cry, the first beer of 2008 and god damn it I wasted it on shitty Foster's. Next time I'm going down the street to the little market and I am grabbing a Kora.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Jan 2008, 01:27
I just had another glass of wine and three/four mouth shots of kahlua...l I felt like throwing up.


FUCK KAHLUA IS GROSS! SO IS EVERYTHING I DRINK! I DRINK WHAT I CAN GET THOUGH BECAUSE I AM 16!sxixteen
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Jan 2008, 03:30
What has two thumbs and is drunk?

This guy
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 01 Jan 2008, 08:52
You know when people drink alcohol and then they wake up the next morning and think, "I'll never drink again"?

I drank about twice that much last night.

Happy '08, '07 blew massive chunks.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 01 Jan 2008, 09:17
Actually I blew massive chunks at the start of '08.

I cleaned up the toilet though. At least, I think I did.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bujiatang on 01 Jan 2008, 10:54
Shannon forced me to drink more water than I drank booze.  which made for a lot of water.

however

I have no hangover now.  Brut Champagne sucks in my humble opinion.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 01 Jan 2008, 13:57
Hahahaha fuckers, no hangover here!

I was taking pics at a party last night, and didn't really notice the fact that I was up to 34 exposures on a 24exp roll. I didn't load it right. No pictures for me.
:(
Drinking + camera = bad.
Good night though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 06 Jan 2008, 20:50
This is why film sucks.  I can't load my camera sober.  It's okay, neither can my photography teacher.  Actually, I can't really blame film, my camera is just a piece of shit.  That I love dearly despite its flaws.  Loading film into it just involves about 10 minutes and masking tape.  Luckily, I have a digital camera that I can apparently operate drunk, based on the pictures that I've found on it that I don't remember taking. 

I think it's funny that this thread has been dead since New Years'. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 07 Jan 2008, 03:24
There's enough liver damage after that one night for about 4 weeks.

I got pretty well drunk this Saturday though, there's this chicken restaurant near Embassy Row that has a microbrewery across the street. They only make pils but it good and absurdly fresh. Like, they give you hour-old beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 08 Jan 2008, 23:14
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/doobie.jpg)

I wrote this comic, on paper. Here it is.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 10 Jan 2008, 18:46
Am drunk.
Been playing singstar all night. My throat hurts.
So does my lip.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 10 Jan 2008, 21:01
Dammit. I need booze. Lucky bitches, being all like, "legal" or some shit. I hate you.
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Post by: I is Grammar on 10 Jan 2008, 23:18
Sweetheart, where I am, I'm not legal, and I still manage to get drunk off my ass.  Such as now. 
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Post by: Leinad on 11 Jan 2008, 14:11
Yeah, I can too, but it normally involves me getting someone to drive with me over to Safeway, walking in, grabbing some alcohol, and then booking it out of there. starts to get old.
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Post by: Patrick on 11 Jan 2008, 14:54
You could, you know, just get over-21 people to buy it for you. That's what I did.
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 11 Jan 2008, 14:57
Or you could move to Australia.

Legal booze-buying age of 18 wins.
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Post by: imboden on 11 Jan 2008, 15:27
Damn it! I'm sober.  I'm at work
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Post by: calenlass on 12 Jan 2008, 04:51
Oh man I was so drunk last night I do not remember 2 of the 3 skype conversations I apparently had, nor the phone call I apparently took, and woke up at 10 this morning still drunk. I drank an entire bottle of Maker's Mark all by myself! Hahahahaha. I think this counts as "circus drunk".



I do not think I want to do this again. I like remembering all the stupid things I do.
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Post by: thehollow on 12 Jan 2008, 07:10
damn, that's a waste of some good booze. I'd probably be dead if I drank a whole bottle by myself. I've only ever been blackout drunk once, and it's not something I'm looking to repeat anytime soon.
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Post by: I is Grammar on 12 Jan 2008, 12:29
I prefer it when someone else ended up being blackout drunk and I didn't, because then I can inform them of all the retarded things they did (or did not) do.  Practical jokes = personal amusement.
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Post by: Kylos on 12 Jan 2008, 20:50
You know what's not cool?
Waking up on your friend's floor still drunk and covered in horrible because people spilt drinks and ashed on it all night.
Carpet not for the win.
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Post by: Chrasstor on 12 Jan 2008, 20:55
I prefer it when someone else ended up being blackout drunk and I didn't, because then I can inform them of all the retarded things they did (or did not) do.  Practical jokes = personal amusement.
You should invest in some burundanga, you might find that you quite like it.
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 13 Jan 2008, 15:23
I used to be a blackout drunk all the time. Then recently I decided to drink less. The results have been awesome.
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Post by: amok on 13 Jan 2008, 16:12
I used to be a blackout drunk all the time. Then recently I decided to drink less. The results have been awesome.

properly sober for the first night since say, October (sorry thread). hoping it works as above. kinda boring so far.
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 13 Jan 2008, 16:23
Its more fun knowing that you can draw on other blackout drunks.
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Post by: Kylos on 14 Jan 2008, 21:20
My frined let me walk home on my own.
This doesn't sound like much, but drunk off your face in the rape capital of the UK is not the greatest idea.
I was very upset all the way home.
He am cunt. Not legend. /blog.

Anway. Home. Drunk. Bed = warm + not raining. I love mondays. omnomnomnom lots o drinks.x
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Post by: Verergoca on 17 Jan 2008, 19:31
,|,,
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 17 Jan 2008, 20:15
Ah, Vergo.

Now I'll have to return the favour and call you when I'M drunk. :D
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Post by: stella on 18 Jan 2008, 02:06
My face feels drunk, but the rest of me does not.  The rest of me wants to play drums on rock band, most likely badly, because I am not sober as per thread title.

Does anyone have rock band they will play with me? 

I also accept an epic game of scrabble, if I have any takers.
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Post by: calenlass on 18 Jan 2008, 03:24
damn, that's a waste of some good booze. I'd probably be dead if I drank a whole bottle by myself. I've only ever been blackout drunk once, and it's not something I'm looking to repeat anytime soon.

It was not a waste! It took me at least 4 hours to finish it. I quite enjoyed it.
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Post by: tommydski on 18 Jan 2008, 03:37
Tonight Lunchbox showed us these cans you can buy in Australia -

(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8569/cannynf6.jpg)

MIND: BLOWN!
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Post by: Lunchbox on 18 Jan 2008, 03:44
My mind is blown that your minds are so blown. What on earth do you guys bring to dodgy BYO parties?
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Post by: calenlass on 18 Jan 2008, 04:12
Beer, generally.
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Post by: Patrick on 18 Jan 2008, 04:24
Where I come from, people usually bring shitty Corona or MGD. One of my managers turned 55 this summer, so I went to her birthday party. Turns out her family and friends are all completely insane and actually like MGD. I couldn't finish a can.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Jan 2008, 17:32
Argh.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Jan 2008, 18:14
Tonight Lunchbox showed us these cans you can buy in Australia -

Don't get too excited. They taste like liquid arse with sugar.
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Post by: calenlass on 18 Jan 2008, 20:01
(We weren't excited. It is blasphemy. I felt compelled to pray to my Lord Booker for forgiveness.)
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Post by: mberan42 on 18 Jan 2008, 20:38
I like the warm feeling but I'm tired of all the dehydration.
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Post by: ALoveSupreme on 19 Jan 2008, 01:12
has anyone mentioned Okocim?.. I'm not a huge connoisseur, but this is pretty good stuff, and everyone I allow a taste to seems to agree.  It was recommended by a beer snob, so I guess that makes sense.

(http://www.stawskidistributing.com/images_bottels/ok.jpg)

PS I'm apparently out of semi-lightweight status because three shots in near succession doesn't destroy me anymore, which makes me feel a little good about myself.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Jan 2008, 17:16
Jim Beam is fucking disgusting in the first place.  Adding cola does not help this.

Even cheap whiskey like Early Times is better than Jim Beam.

Real men drink their liquor straight anyway.

I'm a Johnny Walker Red man.  In a pinch, I'll settle for Clan MacGregor, the only decent cheap scotch I've been able to find.
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Post by: Slick on 23 Jan 2008, 17:20
Wait, you are knocking on Jim Beam White while touting Johnny Walker Red? I'd rather have the scotch than the bourbon in that case, but seriously, Johnny Red is not that great of a whisky. Try black label of either the above and re-evaluate your existence.
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Post by: tommydski on 23 Jan 2008, 17:25
There are some good Jim Beams, believe it or not. The over the counter JB White is pretty terrible but the JB Black is an unoffensive and versatile spirit. Better than a few other brands of Kentucky Straight out there, believe me. I'd drink it over Jack Daniels too. Never saw the appeal of JD. I guess I can tolerate it if there is no alternative but I'd sooner have any genuine Bourbon. Anyhow - Jim Beam Green (Charcoal) and Yellow (Rye) are more than acceptable whiskeys.

More importantly, Jim Beam also make Booker's (considered by most people to be the definitive over-the-counter Bourbon), Baker's (a mild and highly enjoyable sipping Bourbon) and Knob Creek (actually amazing for the modest pricing).
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Jan 2008, 17:37
I didn't say Johnny Walker Red is the best scotch in the world, I'm saying it's what I prefer to drink, and part of that is factoring in price.  Johnny Black is seriously overpriced.

Gentleman Jack is good for the money, as far as American whiskey goes.  Regular Jack Daniels is good but overpriced for what it is.

And yes, Knob Creek is a solid buy for the price.
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Post by: Slick on 23 Jan 2008, 17:47
Don't take this personal or anything, but my view on Gentleman Jack's is that it's the whiskey for people who don't like whiskey but wan't to be classier than the riff-raff.
It's like a sweetened JD that comes on slightly smoother but finishes just as harshly, thus making it a palatable whiskey for people who don't like straight liquor to drink straight and pretend to be badass.

My opinions, of course, are, as always, seasoned with cynicism. And too many commas.

I like to drink less of the good stuff than more of the bad stuff.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 23 Jan 2008, 17:55
Even cheap whiskey like Early Times

OOOOLD COCK
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Jan 2008, 18:18
I like to drink less of the good stuff than more of the bad stuff.

I like to get drunk if I'm drinking liquor, and the difference in taste is more to do with what kind of liquor it is than how much it costs (I'd rather drink the cheapest, nastiest whiskey in the world than the most expensive tequila, for example).

Plus, liquor is just one of those things where people have totally different opinions.  I know a lot of people who can't understand how I can possibly even like scotch at all.
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Post by: Kylos on 23 Jan 2008, 21:50
THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM.
I am scared of these beasts. It's in my room and missing. I am freaking out and my friend won't let me escape to go to his.
This is a big spider. I need to get away.
fuck, YOU. Spider-cunt.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 23 Jan 2008, 22:10
I'm drinking Icehouse and am on 2 Valium.

Expect great posts from me in the next few hours!
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Post by: ZJGent on 23 Jan 2008, 22:49
OOOOLD COCK

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/zeejay_djinn/old-cock.jpg)
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Post by: Patrick on 24 Jan 2008, 04:32
Helps that everybody's got their hands on it in potentially suggestive positions. A++

I will go ahead and mention Jameson's Irish Whiskey again. It's like $40 for a 1.75L bottle at BevMo. Fairly expensive compared to a similar-sized bottle of, say, Cuervo, but with a taste that is less likely to make you want to go to Kosovo to test out their landmines.
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Post by: calenlass on 24 Jan 2008, 05:28
Guys Old Cock is so good.



And by "good" I clearly mean.. um... something else. COMICOOONNNNNN
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Post by: blanktom on 24 Jan 2008, 05:45
i might be a little pissed tonight when i get in at like 11.45.

i have never posted on a forum drunk, so it will be an interesting excursion. wish me luck!

EDIT: also, KARAOKE NIGHT TONIGHT WOOOOOOOO! hosted by our local x-factor wannabe redcoat.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 24 Jan 2008, 10:02
Screw crappy whisky. Single malts ftw. Highland park is an excellent one to start on.
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Post by: Ballard on 24 Jan 2008, 12:21
I'm drinking Icehouse and am on 2 Valium.

Expect great posts from me in the next few hours!


Sigged!
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Post by: amok on 24 Jan 2008, 12:34
I know a lot of people who can't understand how I can possibly even like scotch at all.

those people are probably filthy communists

jim beam is rank, but not as rank as bell's. grant's and famous grouse are good for everyday drinking (unless payday was awhile ago when it's store's own brand budget blended scotch; not nearly as bad as the generic label would suggest after the 5th shot or so)

single malts are a class apart and probably the best liquid on the planet but far too expensive to be practical on a regular basis
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 24 Jan 2008, 12:49
Screw crappy whisky. Single malts ftw.

I wish was rich enough to be a liquor snob.

Oh, I thought of another good one.  Bushmill's is quite good for the price.
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Post by: Paav on 24 Jan 2008, 14:03
Laphrohaig, if you can pronounce this correctly I will gladly buy you a glass.

If I could afford it, I would go to Scotland just to see the distillery.
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Post by: celticgeek on 24 Jan 2008, 15:07
As I mentioned somewhere else in this forum, the word "whisky" is pronounced "Glenfiddich" or "Laphroaig".
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Post by: ViolentDove on 24 Jan 2008, 15:53
Yeah... single malts are what birthdays and Christmas are for.
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Post by: blanktom on 24 Jan 2008, 16:50
scaore! i did it, although i am not sure how excited the results are...

drunken gabbly is fun! as is karaoke!

expect this basically every thursday night.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 24 Jan 2008, 16:59
Am I the only person in the world who can still type and spell when drunk or fucked off my brain on psychedelics?  Cause it sure seems that way sometimes.

Perhaps it is a superpower.
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Post by: Verergoca on 24 Jan 2008, 17:03
,|,,
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Post by: Patrick on 24 Jan 2008, 20:33
Laphrohaig, if you can pronounce this correctly I will gladly buy you a glass.

If I could afford it, I would go to Scotland just to see the distillery.

You say it "luh froyg". I love this stuff, so I greatly anticipate the arrival of my glass.

Unfortunately, I live far away from you, I am pretty sure, so shipping me a glass would be nearly impossible due to spillage! Instead, how about you just send me a bottle?
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Post by: Chrasstor on 24 Jan 2008, 21:02
I don't know if I can type when I'm high, as I've never tried... But, I know that I can type when I'm burning out, as I am right now. Right around the munchies stage I know I can type quite easily. I could type when I'm really drunk, but I always have more of the "Fuck it, they can deal with it." mindset at that point.

 ANYHOO, I made plans to get some guitar lessons from my friend Jay tonight. He ended up showing up about 7 or so hours before now. We drove around for a while, the whole while I had the feeling in my stomach that you get when you feel you just wasted your night. The car he was driving's window was wobbly, and ever time he'd turn it'd almost fall out. The door itself wasn't that stable. First he went to some place and bought some pot.

When we got to his place we went into his basement, and he told me some stuff about how certain chords are the same chords and how chords are determined by baseline, and some other shit about CAGE(D?)... After a while a friend of his showed up with a 6 pack of budweiser. The friend drank 1, Jay had 1 and I had 4. I drink a lot faster than them and was pretty buzzed at this point, which is when they took out the pot. At this point, I felt like smoking weed again. The friend(we'll call him Tom) started going on about how when you're drunk you always want to get more fucked up and I agreed with him. I then took a fucking huge bong 'hit', one so huge that the tray leaked some sparks into the chamber, which had so much smoke in it that it looked opaque. I couldn't finish it all, there was still a small hit left that Jay took. All that wasn't hitting me very hard as at that point I just remember feeling a bit drunk. I finished off my last beer, then immediately took another pretty decent sized hit. I know when I'm taking a big hit or not depending on if Tom calls me a pussy or not(even though he doesn't use bongs anymore 'cause he finds them 'too harsh"),

I went to take a piss, and I got that weird ass strobe-lighty feeling. I would move, and it would feel like I was moving like some kind of puzzle or something? I don't know, it's really hard to explain.  After that, we left for a grocery store with 2 pretty fat joints. I smoked half of one, which was about 7-8 nice size tokes. This  is when it REALLY hit me. My existence just seemed so unreal and I felt incredibly detached from EVERYTHING. I went to the bathroom again at the store, my friends reassured me that my eyes weren't red. I went into the bathroom and starting peeing, but my mind was constantly wondering, not even sure what about. Basically anything, mostly about my life and how shit was really happening, even though it didn't feel like it. The whole time I was in there, it felt like I was in another world. My friends told me afterwards that I was in there for like 20 minutes, but I kept reassuring myself that I wasn't really in there long, it was only the weed. After all, most of the time I was in there I was peeing, I think. The room felt like it was uber tiny for some reason. I remember thinking that I was peeing on my shoes for a second and freaking out, only to look down and see that I was perfectly in line with the toilet bowl. On our way home, Tom bought me a drink of water for my 'pasties'/dry-mouth. It was pretty crazy, I held the bottle in 1 hand the whole 5minute trek home, mind you in -32~ with wind-chill, you'd expect my hand to get really cold... But I couldn't feel the pain, it was like I was so fucking detached that it was just a feeling without any nerve sensors, like sight. It was the weirdest thing.

When we got in, I took another small hit, and then we started jamming out. I'm still kinda bad, but it was still fun to play some crazy psychedelic riffs with crazy effects on. We also had a synthesizer going, and there was some really crazy ass parts where I was clapping and slapping my knees to the beat. We both played in the beat of the synth sometimes too. It sounded fucking AWESOME! I bet it sounded really stupid in reality, but that was one of my most fun musical experience ever. At 11:35, having taken my last hit at around early ten, and having finished my last beer at around 8, I was feeling crazy burnt-out and tired. We called it a night... I went home and nestled up in front of my computer with some hot-wings, 2Pillsbury Cinamon rolls, 5 christmas(dunno the brand, they're in a blue tin) cookies, a banana and a  big glass of milk.

Oh yeah, I tried hard not to get paranoid this time and it worked. I only heard Justin's grandmother when she actually wasn't around once; I think I had the right to, considering it was right when I got back in from smoking half a joint and zoning hard in that bathroom.  I still have the taste of weed in my mouth right now... I still got that feeling where I was one with my chair/what I was sitting on. Got that boxed in feeling, like I'm just occupying mass in a small area or some shit a bit in Jay's basement, and really hard in that bathroom.

Was a fun night, now I need to get some fucking sleep. I feel like I'm going to pass out...

EDIT: Jesus, I should write a novel. That's a lot of fucking stuff. I didn't even realize when I was writing it.
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 24 Jan 2008, 21:46
Welcome, brother, to the wonderful world of dissociation cause by THC!

Fuck, that post made me wish I wasn't out of weed.  I could try scraping some resin again, I guess.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 24 Jan 2008, 21:57
single malts are a class apart and probably the best liquid on the planet but far too expensive to be practical on a regular basis

This is one of the reasons I adore my father.  He always has a bottle of single malt Michael Collins waiting for me in his basement, along with my favorite whiskey of all time, Tullamore Dew.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 25 Jan 2008, 07:38
I just got some weed yesterday, and i can't wait to go home and smoke it, only problem is i'm out of tobacco :(
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Post by: Paav on 25 Jan 2008, 08:23

You say it "luh froyg". I love this stuff, so I greatly anticipate the arrival of my glass.

Unfortunately, I live far away from you, I am pretty sure, so shipping me a glass would be nearly impossible due to spillage! Instead, how about you just send me a bottle?

Win! Don't get greedy however. If I ever see you prepare for a glass of smokey goodness. Unfortunately, there are legal issues about sending alcohol across state lines to minors.
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Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 09:28
This is one of the reasons I adore my father.  He always has a bottle of single malt Michael Collins waiting for me in his basement, along with my favorite whiskey of all time, Tullamore Dew.

can we trade? mine is completely teetotal. bah.
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Post by: Chrasstor on 25 Jan 2008, 09:49
I'm just waking up now. Jesus, I slept for over 12 hours, haven't done that in ages. I'm not hungry because I ate so much before sleeping and now I feel super refreshed, body and mind.


Good stuff.
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Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 09:56
your posts really make me want to roll a massive spliff but after all this whisky I'd probably just throw up

...it might still be worth it
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Post by: ledhendrix on 25 Jan 2008, 10:01
It will be worth it, roll it big and chunky with the perfect roach and share it with me.
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Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 10:08
no worries bout the rolling, years of practice, but scotland-london seems like quite a journey just to smoke up :mrgreen:
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Post by: ledhendrix on 25 Jan 2008, 10:10
I've got weed and i'm out of tobacco and i have no one to smoke with, and its the end of the week. COME TO SCOTLAND
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 25 Jan 2008, 10:20
There are times when I have really, really, really fantastic weed.  And there are times when I have finished my classes for the week and it is still early afternoon on a Friday.  And there are times when I am operating on entirely too little sleep and my mind is feeling a certain degree of fatigue.

And now is all of these times.

I am high enough that before typing this sentence I spent 20 minutes soliloquizing about weed, pausing every so often to reread what I'd written and subsequently delete it all and start again.  I think I'm on my 4th try right now.  (OK, this paragraph can stay.)

(I wish I had done more things when I was younger because now I understand that getting in trouble is a fake idea)

(That's Todd.  I know him.)

(I know Todd.)

I have discovered through the miracle of discretion that is the forum posting process that 3 people spoke up on this thread while I was making this post.
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Post by: calenlass on 25 Jan 2008, 11:15
As I mentioned somewhere else in this forum, the word "whisky" is pronounced "Glenfiddich" or "Laphroaig".


What about "Glenmorangie 10" or "Lagavulin" or "Knockando 12"? I know I've heard those once or twice. (I might also have them.)
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Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 11:17
I've got weed and i'm out of tobacco and i have no one to smoke with, and its the end of the week. COME TO SCOTLAND

man I was totally gonna go to scotland then I smoked a bowl and now I'm really lazy and unmotivated sorry

dammit the above post/quote is making me crave glenfiddich and all I have is cheapo crap :(
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Post by: calenlass on 25 Jan 2008, 11:35
Are you pronouncing it "Glenfiddich 10" or "Glenfiddich 15"?


I pronounce it "Glenfiddich 15".





WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT I AM CURRENTLY DRINKING A NEAT SINGLE OF GLENFIDDICH 15

ALSO THE BOTTLE IS KIND OF PRETTY
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Post by: ledhendrix on 25 Jan 2008, 12:35
Fine then, don't come to Scotland.

Lucky for me i just managed to find some tobacco sneakily hiding in my tin. The world has now been put to rights and i'm ok.
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Post by: amok on 25 Jan 2008, 12:55
Are you pronouncing it "Glenfiddich 10" or "Glenfiddich 15"?


I pronounce it "Glenfiddich 15".[/size]

I pronounce it 'sainsbury's value blended scotch whiskies'

 :cry:
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Post by: calenlass on 25 Jan 2008, 13:28
You poor thing. PM me your address and I will send you a gift basket.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Jan 2008, 14:45
what the fuck read the thread title douche nozzles stop wanking about about fancy piss
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Post by: KTkat on 25 Jan 2008, 19:47
Asian frat parties are not very friendly when you're not Asian. Even if you're female and therefore get in free.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay Mexican restaurants/bars and clubbing!

I am so drunk right now. This tells you how much of a spelling/grammar freak I can be.

Whhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............
Title: !
Post by: Peet on 25 Jan 2008, 20:00
gruks!
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Post by: Peet on 25 Jan 2008, 20:00
lol
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Post by: Liz on 25 Jan 2008, 21:42
I don't know why but those two posts just made me laugh hysterically.

And now since I am not drunk I will leave this thread.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 25 Jan 2008, 22:10
J0n|Drunk is taken. [email protected] is taken. Oh. Gabbly is borked. Fuck you Gabbly.

Edit: Seriously, guys. There is a dog with a fucking mullet in the pets threads. Look at it and tell me that there is a god and I'll call you a fucking liar.
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Post by: KTkat on 26 Jan 2008, 00:02
I really have no idea what's going on right now. I know this post is taking freakishly long to made, because I insist on spelling things correctly (or at least believing they're correct). I dare not try to find other posts. I drank blackberry brandy in honor of my dead grandfather. That took about two minutes to post. MY FINGERS DON'T WORK. WHY DO I CARE ABOUT SPELLING?????? Since there is no one to give me more alcohol, bedtime it is.

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Someone come to New York so I can get completely smashed again. The bartender gave me a free shot...

This post took twice as long as it should have. Maybe more...so many deletes....
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Post by: ZJGent on 26 Jan 2008, 00:07
is focsta coffe eo open for pizza?

that s the way to do it pizza coffee box gouse.
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 26 Jan 2008, 00:30
man, Brandy Manhattans actually taste quite nice!
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Post by: calenlass on 26 Jan 2008, 03:29
waht
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Post by: Patrick on 26 Jan 2008, 06:00
(me winning)

Unfortunately, there are legal issues about sending alcohol across state lines to minors.

Irrelevant cop-out is irrelevant, I live in Albania. :B
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Post by: Gemmwah on 26 Jan 2008, 18:10
lots of wine.

lots and lots of wine.

oh dear god so much wine.



i really need some weed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Kylos on 26 Jan 2008, 18:42
Not nearly enough to drink.
Strangers thinking they can touch me makes me punchy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: stella on 26 Jan 2008, 19:10
I think this is the first time I get to post in this thread not drunk but not sober :-)

...Though maybe I'm wrong, because I can't remember...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 27 Jan 2008, 22:23
WHISKEY O JOHNNY O JOHN RISE 'ER UP FROM DOWN BELOW WHISKEY WHISKEY WHISKEY O-O UP ALOFT THIS YARD MUST GO
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: carrotosaurus on 29 Jan 2008, 06:50
I'm hungover as hell right now. 7 gallons of hard cider were bottled last night, 1 gallon consumed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 29 Jan 2008, 12:36
I FIGURED IT OUT!  I KNOW WHY DIAMONDS ARE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!  ITS CAUSE ALL GIRL'S HAVE ADD!  THEY CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE THE SHINY OBJECTS!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 29 Jan 2008, 14:54
I can tell the difference between good shiny and lame shiny, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lummer on 29 Jan 2008, 17:44
I have just consumed a quite strong Stout Ale from the Danish brewery Willemoes, and while I am certainly not drunk/hung over enough to justify posting in this thread, I still have a very minor and very pleasant buzz going.

Dark, thick beers are totally the best thing ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 29 Jan 2008, 21:57
I can tell the difference between good shiny and lame shiny, though.

I don't think the naked eye can possibly tell the difference between a real diamond and cubic zirconium. Sorry to burst your bubble there.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 29 Jan 2008, 21:57
Scrape it across some glass, you'll know in an instant.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 29 Jan 2008, 22:16
I can tell the difference between good shiny and lame shiny, though.

I don't think the naked eye can possibly tell the difference between a real diamond and cubic zirconium. Sorry to burst your bubble there.


It doesn't matter because both are lame shiny.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 29 Jan 2008, 23:36
GUYS

BE MORE DRUNK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 30 Jan 2008, 00:35
Dude it is 9:35AM here, I'm no alcoholic.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 30 Jan 2008, 00:43
The glass thing is a common misconception. A huge number of gem stones are harder than glass and will quite easily scratch, e.g agate, quarts and many others. The diamond thing is just another damned wifes tales, although they will scratch glass as well.

I agree with KimJongSick, it's only quarter to nine and i'm away to work soon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ummmkay on 30 Jan 2008, 04:30
Scrape it across some glass, you'll know in an instant.

The glass thing is a common misconception.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 30 Jan 2008, 08:03
Yes but if you keep trying to scratch the glass, particularly in the same place, chances are eventually you will chip the quartz (especially if it is particularly veiny - one of the reasons it's difficult to tumble and clean) or agate. If you keep doing it with the diamond eventually you will have a cut through the glass. This is why there are diamond-edged knives, drill bits, and saws.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 30 Jan 2008, 10:19
That is a good point. My dad tumbles and polishes agates for jewelry and he has a diamond drills and saws. I was surprised to find out that they don't actually cut but grind away at the agate and they take a long long time.

I think we should stop this conversation it doesn't really belong in a topic for drunks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 30 Jan 2008, 12:30
drills and saws

doesn't really belong in a topic for drunks

PUSSY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 30 Jan 2008, 17:52
I don't think the naked eye can possibly tell the difference between a real diamond and cubic zirconium. Sorry to burst your bubble there.

Because there isn't any difference except in the way they're made?

ObOnTopic: Someone brought me a case of Jimmy Buffet's beer, Land Shark, back from Florida.  I am amazed to report that it is drinkable.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Jan 2008, 18:52
Is it mellow, but not smooth? Kinda shitty?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 30 Jan 2008, 19:04
It tastes like a Mexican beer, except far less nasty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 31 Jan 2008, 05:43
I'm glad to hear that Jimmy Buffett's beer doesn't taste like Jimmy Buffett's pee, but I think I'll still pass on it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Shadies on 01 Feb 2008, 03:34
yaaaa! i remebered QC forumses drunkin thread while I was drunk. hooray for Alex! oh and by the way Alex equals Me that.s my name. and I.m using My phone to do this so it,s taking forever . . . . . . . . . and a day. And I.d also like to add sleeping on A lawn chair in an apartment is weird. lolz alright. see you all when I.m sobered up and regret this text.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Feb 2008, 04:10
OH NO
drunken forum texting.
what is the world coming to?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Feb 2008, 05:36
DRUNKEN FORUM SEAL CLUBBING!!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 01 Feb 2008, 09:24
Diamonds are made from carbon, cubic zirconia is made from zirconium.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 01 Feb 2008, 11:02
DRUNKEN FORUM SEAL CLUBBING!!!!

(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/6721/sealai1.png)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 01 Feb 2008, 12:47
My boss bought me a shot that was chatruese (spelling?) and tobasco sauce and basically I am not certain if I should have said thank you, or punched him right in the dick after I downed it. It's just one of those fine lines. Also the sun has come up and I should probably sleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 01 Feb 2008, 14:31
switch the u and e and you've got it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 01 Feb 2008, 14:38
I would have punched him right in the dick. But I can't expect every Tom Dick and Harry to live up to my awesome big-ball'dedness.

Also, today my friend had a big fucking bag of mushrooms, was either 9 or 19 grams... I guess they got an awesome deal on them. I was going to go over to his house and have some... But, I'm scared of taking hallucinogens. So now I'm just drinking a beer at home alone.

I was feeling kind of grumpy by the end of the school day.

HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT PSILOCYBINs?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 01 Feb 2008, 19:05
i feel good about them psilocybins.


also i am drunk.

and i just heard that chris hakius apparently isn't in Om anymore. that makes me sad.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jposh on 01 Feb 2008, 19:09
I would have punched him right in the dick. But I can't expect every Tom Dick and Harry to live up to my awesome big-ball'dedness.

Also, today my friend had a big fucking bag of mushrooms, was either 9 or 19 grams... I guess they got an awesome deal on them. I was going to go over to his house and have some... But, I'm scared of taking hallucinogens. So now I'm just drinking a beer at home alone.

I was feeling kind of grumpy by the end of the school day.

HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT PSILOCYBINs?

I feel good.

I found a chart of wild mushrooms of Washington, in my science class on the wall, and drew a giant heart on Psilocybins. Nobody understood why.

I hate my fellow students.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 03 Feb 2008, 01:55
Guys has anyone in here smoked opium? Is it supposed to smell like springtime and flowery meadows and bunnies?


(I did not hit the opium, just some... other stuff, but it smelled really nice and everyone was talking about what a nice high it was. Too addictive for me, though.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 03 Feb 2008, 20:05
That's what I hear most opiates are like.

I hear the same about cocaine. My mum had a deviated septum taken care of way back in the day (read: early 80s) so's she would stop getting so many sinus infections, and they gave her cocaine to dull the pain after the operation and she was like "OHAYYYYYY HOW U GUISE DOIN OMG CAN IGET SOMETHIN 2 READ?? OMFG IM BORED" and then 30 minutes later she was like "...FFFFFUCK MY FACE HURTS AUGHGUHUHJUHUJIEUNRTIUVUIH".

tl;dr cocaine's a helluva drug
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 03 Feb 2008, 20:50
Ya. Opium smells very perfumy, like incense.

It feels like an all-day hug.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 06 Feb 2008, 19:17
The mature cheddr cheese and raspberery jam is an overridering succes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 10 Feb 2008, 12:33
Bump! Five margaritas and I can still type an understandable sentence with proper capitalization, spelling, and grammar. Either my Celtic blood is showing it's merit, I'm finally starting to put on weight like I've long wanted to, or I'm just plain doing it wrong.

Either way, god damn those margaritas were good. The tequila:mix ratio was about even, and that tequila was about 100 proof, so it's not like they were nancy shit, either (it's stronger than sake, at very least). All in all I am pretty pleased.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 10 Feb 2008, 18:24
I'm just plain doing it wrong.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 11 Feb 2008, 00:41
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 11 Feb 2008, 04:33
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: fatty on 11 Feb 2008, 04:49
I'M BORED. This is the only reason why I'm drinking while at home, seriously!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 11 Feb 2008, 15:28
Oh god saturday night was a disastrous hilarious awesome night all at once.
Me and my colleague on top bar at the club started feeling MDMAzing if you know what I mean, and then we went to a place where they had sofas on the floor, all cushions like, and it all got very messy. Things went up noses, and all conversations started to sound a bit like:

1: HEY YOUR HAIR LOOKS REALLY GREAT CAN I TOUCH IT CAN I I REALLY WANT TO STROKE YOUR HAIR IS THAT OKAY.

2: SURE SURE THAT'S GREAT YOU'RE GREAT YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT frrrrrRRRRRRIIIEND. I'M JUST GOING TO FEEL THIS CUSHION RIGHT NOW IS IT ALRIGHT IF I FEEL THIS CUSHION? THIS CUSHION IS GREAT THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME FEEL THIS CUSHION RIGHT NOW.

1: YEAH OKAY OKAY OKAY BUT IT'S REALLY COLD DON'T YOU THINK AND YOUR BACK IS WARM MAYBE IF I PUT MY HANDS ON YOUR BACK OH THANK YOU MAN THIS IS REALLY WARM THANKS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH REALLY.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pen on 13 Feb 2008, 17:06
Hey you guys.... I"m wicked tipsy right now.  I didn't like wine, but it's almost Vday, so i thought i'd try wine and guess what!?  I drank a lot of wine... well, not really, only about 2/3 a bottle, since jon helped, but yay!  he went out to get more since i'm kinda giggle and stupid and stuff.  i must amuse him terribly.  haha, okay, see you later!

edit:  woo!  jon's a tough guy!  he just lifted 10 lbs! and i'm laughing like a fool.... oh, man, this wine is fucking fantastic... even though it sucks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 13 Feb 2008, 23:03
Wine is FUCKING GREAT.
Beer is also FUCKING GREAT.

Liquor also.

That is all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SilentJ on 14 Feb 2008, 04:39
BEER IS GOOD
BEER IS GOOD
BEER IS GOOD

...AND STUFF

(no, not drunk, I'm at school and it's like 7:30, it just seemed relevant)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 15 Feb 2008, 18:30
Beer Beer wonderful beer. Except Stella Artoir, its awful. Also it's quite fun going to partys where you meert new people becuase you meet new people and it is fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: october1983 on 16 Feb 2008, 19:03
Who drank all the beers? Who drank all the beers? I drank all the bears...wait, shit, not....fuckl.
ps. the field is good live
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 21 Feb 2008, 15:55
I won the pub Quiz. WE won the pub quiz. I knew about avocados i win!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 21 Feb 2008, 22:25
I won the pub Quiz. WE won the pub quiz. I knew about avocados i win!!!

my team came in second every week in the pub quiz we did... and then we realized all you had to do was to get each person on the team to memorize one category of oscar winners and one person to do the periodic table... then we were golden.

i'm on my way to being not sober. no pub quiz in my neighborhood now though. darn, i hope a new 30 rock episode is up online.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 22 Feb 2008, 17:15
They mixed my whiskey Coke a bit strong tonight.

Unfortunately, it was Jack Daniel's.

God fucking damn it guys, I'm not even drunk, I'm just pissed off, don't ruin my goddamn whiskey Coke with JD, I'd rather have the bottle shoved in my ass and then get kicked in the stomach.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 22 Feb 2008, 17:22
Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar. Nine times out of ten, someone will throw J.D. in there because it's cheap and the majority of bar patrons are either too drunk or not discerning enough to either notice or give a shit. If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke. If you want Maker's Mark and Coke, order Maker's Mark and Coke. If you order something as broad as whiskey and coke, they are going to give you the common, cheap variety, which is usually J.D.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 22 Feb 2008, 17:38
I for one ha ve ben know n to enjoy HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 22 Feb 2008, 17:55
Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar.

Man I've never seen JD anywhere here in Tirana (except my friends' houses) until tonight. People aren't stupid about whiskey here unless they are Americans.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 22 Feb 2008, 20:07
If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke.
I once ordered a rum and coke in a bar, and specified Mount Gay for the rum. Then I felt a little self-conscious about it, because this happened to be a gay bar. Eventually my friend told me to stop over-innuendoing because it was embarrassing.

For the record, I specified Mount Gay because that is my favorite rum, not as some sort of stupid pun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 22 Feb 2008, 20:10
All I can picture in my head right now is Joe Hocking awkwardly trying to order Mount Gay and Coke at a gay bar. An incredibly gay gay bar.

I am pleased.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 22 Feb 2008, 20:15
I'm imagining the aftermath of Joe being in said gay bar having something to do with his avatar
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Shadies on 23 Feb 2008, 01:52
 :mrgreen: The afro guy is cool. Word.

So I just remebered that on fridya nights the comic doesn't update, obviosly.

anyways, love you guys cause your in this forum:)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 23 Feb 2008, 07:09
Well that was a nice sentiment. Rather off-topic, but y'know, still nice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 23 Feb 2008, 17:14
Then don't order a fucking whiskey and coke at a bar. Nine times out of ten, someone will throw J.D. in there because it's cheap and the majority of bar patrons are either too drunk or not discerning enough to either notice or give a shit. If you want Jameson and Coke, order Jameson and Coke. If you want Maker's Mark and Coke, order Maker's Mark and Coke. If you order something as broad as whiskey and coke, they are going to give you the common, cheap variety, which is usually J.D.

why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cernunnos on 23 Feb 2008, 20:30
This ale is so good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 23 Feb 2008, 21:04
why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.

False. False as all Hell. If you can't taste the difference between J.D. and Jameson, you're doing it wrong. I don't know how you're doing it wrong, but you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 23 Feb 2008, 21:23
haha, I'm so drunk. and i jsut rank beer. mostly i twasn't even good beer. but, what the hell, it doesn't matter.

the sd thing is that i get drunk almost every day, just not as much as today. but there's nothing more to do. it's pretty boring here.

do you have any money? i wanna spend all your money at the gay bar, gay bar, gay baaaaar.

hehe.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 23 Feb 2008, 21:43
....

Drunkenness is no excuse for...whatever the fuck that post was.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 23 Feb 2008, 23:38
why even care what low end whiskey is in your coke...the coke will kill any real flavor won't it? it's not as if it's a dry martini where the gin will really make or break the drink.

False. False as all Hell. If you can't taste the difference between J.D. and Jameson, you're doing it wrong. I don't know how you're doing it wrong, but you're doing it wrong.

i can taste a huge difference between jd and jameson when it's straight/rocks, but when it's mixed with coke, I can't imagine tasting or caring about the difference (the difference that i'm apparently not tasting).

i used to have this roommate who had panic attacks, and to combat them at the apartment, she kept a bottle of jameson  on her bedstand. she was a jameson drinker, and I rocked my glass with my good, old friend the one and only, jonathan daniels.... but yeah, when it's in coke, it tastes the same... or perhaps, i'm at a bar making a fool of myself in front of a girl so i don't take the time to actually taste it.

tonight i'm rocking a surprisingly decent california cab- black currants, cherries, and berries with toasted chocolate under all of it. there's some sam adams spring ales in the fridge in case this can't handle the burrito i found in the back of my fridge.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 23 Feb 2008, 23:42
Who in the fuck is Jonathan Daniels? Is he related to Jack?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 23 Feb 2008, 23:58
Who in the fuck is Jonathan Daniels? Is he related to Jack?

jonathan daniels is what you call jack when you really get to know him well.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 24 Feb 2008, 00:24
tonight i'm rocking a surprisingly decent california cab

What's surprising about it? Some really good wines come out of Cali. I'm embarrased that I can't remember the name of my favorite. It's a gewurztraminer made by an old hippycouple from Mendocino.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 24 Feb 2008, 00:54
tonight i'm rocking a surprisingly decent california cab

What's surprising about it? Some really good wines come out of Cali. I'm embarrased that I can't remember the name of my favorite. It's a gewurztraminer made by an old hippycouple from Mendocino.

it's surprising because rents in california artificially drive up the price of california wine, much like the euro:dollar drives up the price of european wine. also, california makes very new world style wine generally, where the fruit is entirely too present, the alcohol is too high, and the spectrum of flavors veers more towards the singular than i like. on top of that, you have to pay $30+ for something that is impressive even in that style mostly; it's just california doesn't turn out a bunch of well-done, value-based wine.

without the toasty chocolate, this wine would have been entirely pedestrian, california swill, but with it, it is really nice.

time to sleep.

ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lalaladida on 24 Feb 2008, 02:41
I ate a tomato and I think it would be okay if a tomato had to eat me one day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 24 Feb 2008, 07:21
Jon, either have a few drinks and chill out or get the fuck out of this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 24 Feb 2008, 08:08
Oh shit. My post. I don't even remember posting. I'm still a bit drunk, and preparing for a massive hangover. Good times!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 24 Feb 2008, 08:15
Jon, either have a few drinks and chill out or get the fuck out of this thread.
Jon is an angry drunk. Color me surprised.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 24 Feb 2008, 13:36
i can taste a huge difference between jd and jameson when it's straight/rocks, but when it's mixed with coke, I can't imagine tasting or caring about the difference

NO.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 24 Feb 2008, 17:04
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!

Based on what I can recall of the wine, I'm pretty sure it was a late-harvest gewurztraminer from 2004 or 2005. Luckily, I sampled it in my wine course at culinary school, and I can find out the name of the wine from my instructor tomorrow.

it's just california doesn't turn out a bunch of well-done, value-based wine.

What about Two Buck Chuck?

In all seriousness though, you are right about most decent wines from Cali being overpriced. As far as the New World style of being too fruit heavy, I enjoy that as long as the winemakers don't add extra sugar on top of it (Franzia, I'm talking to you). YMMV
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 24 Feb 2008, 19:01
Guys has anyone in here smoked opium? Is it supposed to smell like springtime and flowery meadows and bunnies?


(I did not hit the opium, just some... other stuff, but it smelled really nice and everyone was talking about what a nice high it was. Too addictive for me, though.)

I've smoked opium on many occasions.  It's supposed to smell that nice for sure.  Also, it's a very mild substance due to the method of administration and I'd be frankly shocked if you actually managed to addict yourself to it.  You'd probably have to smoke the stuff like cigarettes (read: 20-30 times a day) in order to actually addict yourself to it in any serious fashion.  (This is assuming that the opium you're talking about is similar to the stuff I tend to find, which is sticky black stuff that smells excellent, and not some crazy super-opium that is capable of incapacitating a Chinese person at 10 yards.)

It's a bit like how taking OxyContin isn't going to destroy your life if you do it the way the doctors tell you to, but it might if you crush it up and take a whole time-release pill at once.  Heroin and morphine are dangerous because they go directly into your bloodstream through a needle.  Smoking opium is basically rock bottom on the spectrum of risk associated with taking opiates because it's a weaker opiate than any of its derivatives and smoking it is probably the least efficient way of putting it in your brain.

@Chrasstor: Psilocybin is one of my favorite substances but it really needs to be respected and I'd advise against it if you don't have a good reason for taking it.  You really need to have very close friends, a distance from strangers and crowds, and a defined intention coming into the trip that you're willing to stick to, before tripping is a good idea.  The same goes for LSD.  I actually just recently wrote a short set of guidelines to taking psychedelics for the first time, I can post it here if people are actually interested.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 24 Feb 2008, 20:36
Please do so. I've tripped many times on many different things, but there's always the possibility that you've thought of something I haven't for maximizing the pleasant effects and minimizing the not-so-pleasant effects. I'd be interested in reading it either way.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 24 Feb 2008, 23:21
NO.
maybe (probably) i'm just not as good of a reference for high end liquors as you. if i'm mixing liquors and chaser i just don't care. i should probably be enlightened.


ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!

Based on what I can recall of the wine, I'm pretty sure it was a late-harvest gewurztraminer from 2004 or 2005. Luckily, I sampled it in my wine course at culinary school, and I can find out the name of the wine from my instructor tomorrow.

it's just california doesn't turn out a bunch of well-done, value-based wine.

What about Two Buck Chuck?

In all seriousness though, you are right about most decent wines from Cali being overpriced. As far as the New World style of being too fruit heavy, I enjoy that as long as the winemakers don't add extra sugar on top of it (Franzia, I'm talking to you). YMMV

the thing that is wonderful/sucks is that when you really know wine, you always think "i like this" and balance it with "darn, i know this sucks." haha/sad, especially when it comes to american cabs.


i really want to do an age poll for the forum here, but i'm 99% sure it's been done last week.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 25 Feb 2008, 00:42
OK, on request, here is the tl;dr post of the thread (especially considering that this thread is most often read by drunk people) ... I'm copy/pasting this from a message board post in which I responded to the question of how I optimized conditions for psychedelic use.  I think I'm fairly confident that people who decide to take psychedelics would do well to at least read this to get a sense of the concerns that should probably be involved.  It's by no means a complete guide (there are pages and pages worth of stuff that I would say if I wanted to write something I could call "complete"), but it lays out at least the skeleton of an adequately-prepared-for trip (in my opinion, at least ... plenty of people have taken strong stances considerably more liberal or more conservative than mine in terms of the question of what constitutes "adequate preparation.")

I've seen several successful strategies develop for usage of psychedelics that tend to fit the following criteria:

(1) Accessible to people beyond the current psychedelic subculture
(2) Conducive to personal enjoyment
(3) Provides safety net for anyone having an unpleasant experience
(4) Offers a setting ready to respond positively to self-expression

I feel as if, in the context of "recreational" psychedelics usage (which I think is going to be the status quo until there is a lawful and structured system by which they can be explored), these are the four things that really need to be present. An informal, recreational setting that provides each of these four things is probably as close as any average person is going to come right now to an optimal setting (optimal dosage and set are of course personal responsibility).

I was personally introduced to psychedelics in a large group setting ... generally about 20-30 people together with ~30-50% on varying doses of psychedelics (higher ratios are possible as the experience level of the group as a whole increases and/or the size of the group decreases). I've done this quite a few times now and I feel as if it works pretty well given a few guidelines:
1. Stress the ground rules to trippers (fire burns, cars are real, you cannot fly, trust your companions)
2. Do something that's fun in and of itself (my favorite large-group tripping activities are group art projects and a visit to the zoo, partially because they're both good for first-time users)
3. Sober people need to be acutely mindful of trippers (a buddy system has too much going for it to not be used, I'd consider it a requirement).

The large-group scenario is rare, though, at least among people who don't already regularly engage in drug use (and furthermore, mixing people who use lots of drugs with people who don't sometimes leads to false impressions of drug use itself among those less experienced). So it's much more likely that a small-group scenario will be the best fit for a new psychedelic explorer.

Small-group guidelines:
1. HIGH level of trust among all members of the group (essential!)
2. At least one sober and responsible friend who knows they're the go-to person and is OK with that (essential in first-time scenarios!)
3. At least one significantly experienced person present (tripping or not) if possible
4. More than one tripper (so that trippers have someone to relate to within the context of their altered state).
5. Stay away from crowds and strangers.
6. Have what I would call "friendly resources" ... familiar and well-liked music (The Beatles being a great default go-to in my opinion), thought-provoking works of art, film, or music to contemplate, physically comfortable places to hang out in, familiar environments if outdoors, etc. Basically, try to prepare an array of options that can be relied upon to provide enjoyment.

The idea behind these guidelines, in both scenarios, are to provide a safety net while encouraging as wide a variety of opportunities for beneficial experiences as possible. Something as simple as listening to an exceptionally good album or climbing a tree can be a powerfully affecting experience.  Say what you like about the "genuine benefit" of psychedelic experiences, but there's no arguing that if you've already made the decision to take psychedelics, you're best off encouraging opportunities for fascination, enthusiasm, and wonder.

The last first-time scenario is the solo trip, which is really only a good idea in exceptional cases. A solo trip is OK given the following:
1. The solo first-timer can avoid contact with anyone who doesn't already know that they're tripping (and WHY, which is of huge importance in any solo trip in my opinion).
2. The first-timer already is VERY familiar with the surroundings in which they'll trip (perhaps a rural setting they've lived in or extensively explored before)
3. The intention for the trip is VERY well-defined. This is clearly a very personal thing and I can't exactly prescribe guidelines for it.

Basically, there's a spectrum of what characterizes a good opportunity for first-time experience. On one side, freedom and spontaneity is maximized, social interaction is encouraged, and introspective experience is to a certain extent expected (we are talking about psychedelic experience after all) and people are prepared for it, but it not necessarily part of the intention. This is best expressed in the large-group scenario and it's probably best characterized as the extroverted option. On the other side of the spectrum, the experience has a much more strongly defined intention, social interaction is probably kept to a minimum (to reduce distractions), and the introverted aspects of psychedelic experience are stressed. This is obviously best seen in the solo-trip scenario.

Some final overall guidelines that apply more or less universally:
1. Set intention FIRST. Whether it is the intention to join the group and have a good time, and explore what comes, or it's the intention to specifically and deliberately explore oneself or a certain aspect of oneself, the intention needs to be there. Taking psychedelics because of boredom is simply never a good idea.
2. Avoid authority figures in general. This obviously goes beyond just the cops. If you have to go home to your parents when you're done tripping and pretend it didn't happen, DON'T TRIP. Self-reliance is really important.
3. First-timers should never take more than 2-3 grams of mushrooms or 1 hit of acid. Always use less than a "standard dose" the first time, at least insofar as a "standard dose" is what an experienced user of psychedelics would "routinely" use. (I understand that there is really no "routine" to psychedelic usage but I'm sure you get what I'm trying to say.)

Well, if you're interested, there it is.  As I'm sure you've gathered, this is something I think about quite often and take quite seriously.  It would feel weird to hijack the drunk thread and turn it into Serious Discussion About Drugs, although if that's what happens I'll go with the flow.  I'll see how that pans out, maybe a new thread is in the works if people are enthusiastic about discussing this.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 25 Feb 2008, 01:19
That's a good primer. I would add just one item to the solo tripper's guidelines.

4. Make sure a sober friend knows you are tripping and will be available to talk to you/help you if things take a turn.

I've had a two friends call the paramedics on themselves because they thought they were dying from low doses of psilocybin (.5-3.5g). Barring extremely unusual circumstances, doses that low can't kill you, and one of my friends wound up doing time over the incident. Easily avoidable with the right precautions

my favorite large-group tripping activities ... visit to the zoo

That sounds like a lot of fun, if I could get over my general paranoia and total distrust of strangers when tripping. Regardless of how low I dose, I always think that everyeone I meet knows I am tripping, and it freaks me out.
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Post by: Patrick on 25 Feb 2008, 06:14
In all seriousness though, you are right about most decent wines from Cali being overpriced.

Go for some Wente. If it sells for 20 Euros in Luxembourg, the overpriced capital of the world, everywhere else (if you can find it) should probably have it around $15, and in my hometown it sells for like $5 to 10.

To be fair, though, the reason it sells for $5 to 10 in my hometown is the fact that, well, the vineyard is in my hometown.

Either way though, that shit is gooooooood.
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Post by: supersheep on 25 Feb 2008, 06:59
That's an excellent post, wizard - anyone intending to engage in psychedelic use, make sure to follow it. It's basically been the routine I've followed the few times I have used them (although when six drunk people I barely know arrive at my house five minutes after taking LSD for the first time, it was not EXACTLY so easy to follow them - luckily we decided to retire to another mate's room).

EDIT: Also, it's important to know that you will be gone for a long time - eight to twelve hours for LSD or mushrooms. Try, as much as you can anyways, to accept this and not want it to end - I've gotten into slightly unpleasant states because I was bored of tripping and wanted to go back to normal-land. Nothing crazy, just feeling a bit mopey and crap.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 25 Feb 2008, 09:31
If you're tripping and your sober buddy doesn't know about it, that's a much serious screwup than any of the mistakes I warned against.  That's just plain dumb.  A "sober buddy" is defined as someone who's consciously accompanying a tripper on their journey as a spotter of sorts.  Without that agreement before dosage, you're just giving your friend a nasty surprise when you start talking nonsense about time and space and they're sitting there wondering what the fuck you're on.

The zoo is great because it is hardly ever crowded!  At least, the Philadelphia zoo isn't crowded, usually.  It's also socially acceptable at the zoo to be completely silent the entire time and interact only with animals, which makes it a lot easier (especially if you pay your way in before your drugs start to kick in).

The long duration of psychedelic experiences is definitely worth mentioning.  LSD is 8-12 hours, period, no matter what.  However, there are ways to shorten the duration of a mushroom trip (which is already an hour or two shorter than an LSD trip) ... if you either make tea out of the mushrooms, or crush them to powder and dissolve them in lemon juice before taking them, the trip will come on faster, it will be more intense while it is around (a 2-gram dose of mushrooms will probably feel like a 3-gram dose for the time it's in effect), and you will come down an hour or two early.  It's possible to have a mushroom trip that only lasts 4-5 hours, if you prepare them right.
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Post by: amok on 25 Feb 2008, 11:42
If you're tripping and your sober buddy doesn't know about it, that's a much serious screwup than any of the mistakes I warned against.  That's just plain dumb.  A "sober buddy" is defined as someone who's consciously accompanying a tripper on their journey as a spotter of sorts.  Without that agreement before dosage, you're just giving your friend a nasty surprise when you start talking nonsense about time and space and they're sitting there wondering what the fuck you're on.

yeah this. it's kinda disrespectful to just start trippin' balls around people who don't even know it's coming. I mean I've done just about every drug under the sun and this would still annoy me (and be kinda irresponsible because a random sober person is a hell of a lot less helpful to the tripper than someone who knows what to expect)

also what's sober and where did all my whisky go
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 25 Feb 2008, 11:54
I meant make sure that you have a friend you can get in contact with who knows that you're on hallucinogens and is OK with helping you out if you come to that point, not just randomly showing up all like "OH HAI GAIS, IM ON TEH ACIDZ"
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Post by: amok on 25 Feb 2008, 12:07
it's proabbly wroth noting that I didn't really hav ethe attention span to read beyond what I quoted from the wizard guy

so if it seemed like I was having a go at you (or anyone) that's not the case I just agree with what he said :-D

you are both right it seems :)
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 25 Feb 2008, 12:14
That's not how I interpreted it. I just thought that I had left my point fairly ambiguous.
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Post by: Patrick on 25 Feb 2008, 13:31
If I ever decide to try hallucinogens (unlikely, I'm afraid of what might happen while I'm out of it), I will have a paper sign taped to my chest saying "lol, lsd".
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Post by: amok on 25 Feb 2008, 13:38
yeah the first time I did acid I made post it notes that said 'it's ok you're on drugs' and stuck 'em around the room
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Post by: öde on 25 Feb 2008, 14:17
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.
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Post by: Patrick on 25 Feb 2008, 14:32
Tell that to Dr. Timothy Leary. In related news, it does not surprise me that he was a Berkeley native.

I'm drinking Grolsch and Grolsch is kindof shit.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 25 Feb 2008, 21:49
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!

It was Navarro Vineyards late-harvest 2006 Gewurztraminer. It cost $30 in Atlanta, so probably $25 or so outsideof a majorcity.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 26 Feb 2008, 04:46
I completely forgot about this thread last night, but I am super hanging off the world's cheapest cider. I also was introduced by the lead singer of Fandangle to the lead singer of Reel Big Fish. It was surreal.
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Post by: amok on 26 Feb 2008, 08:57
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.

ceci nest pas une pipe either
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Post by: calenlass on 26 Feb 2008, 22:21
Fuck all of you ass-shitters who mix your goddamn drinks. Ain't no finer time to be had than on this here Knob Creekj,
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Post by: David_Dovey on 26 Feb 2008, 23:38
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.

Tell that to Dr Albert Hoffman!
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Post by: Patrick on 27 Feb 2008, 08:33
Didn't he die last year or '06 something? I am pretty sure it was right around the time James Brown died.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 27 Feb 2008, 08:48
LSD isn't a hallucinogen.

ceci nest pas une pipe either

And why is that Monsieur Magritte?
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 27 Feb 2008, 12:47
Didn't he die last year or '06 something? I am pretty sure it was right around the time James Brown died.

Nope!  He's still alive, and 102 years old to boot.
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Post by: Patrick on 27 Feb 2008, 13:16
Yeah, suck it, WORLD, if you invent LSD it'll make you live to be 102 AND THEN SOME, god willing.
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Post by: pen on 29 Feb 2008, 22:27
la la la la la

tipsy and bored... blah blah... i'm gonna go see about dancing now.
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Post by: Surgoshan on 29 Feb 2008, 23:25
Yeah.  I'm a little drunk.  I shouldn't be, but there ya go.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Mar 2008, 01:52
FUCK BUDWEISER.

King of hangovers.

Assclown
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Post by: Patrick on 01 Mar 2008, 02:07
I haven't gotten wedding-drunk in too long. :(
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 01 Mar 2008, 02:55
UPDATE: Orange Juice & lifting weights makes the hangover go away.

Wedding-Drunk is fun. Unless you get wedding-drunk on just champagne. Champagne is not a good all-night beverage.
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Post by: amok on 01 Mar 2008, 04:41
Lies; champagne is great as long as you're not paying!
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Post by: Surgoshan on 01 Mar 2008, 23:29
Champagne is always great until the next morning.  Then you visit ouch town.



Here's a thought; the worst thing about alcoholism?  Having the beer shits every day.
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Post by: negative creep on 02 Mar 2008, 00:00
I don't mind that. You get used to it.

And god damnit, happy belated birthday to Albert Hofmann!
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 02 Mar 2008, 00:33
I am way too drunk right now.  I am having trouble spelling things, and that is not a good sign.
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Post by: ZJGent on 02 Mar 2008, 05:03
last night was fantastic - I think I drank enough coffee liqueur to kill a smaller mammal. Admittedly, I am now nursing the Adam of all headaches (to whit: the first horrible headache from which all minor headaches and supplementary twinges were begotten). But it was worth it at the time.

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Post by: Patrick on 02 Mar 2008, 14:50
I would like you all to know that I do not ever get hangovers, and that it is a family trait (Scots-Irish, English, and German).

Have a nice day!
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Post by: ledhendrix on 02 Mar 2008, 14:57
Sometimes i get hangovers, other times i do not. I think when i drink wine i get hangovers but i'm not entirely sure about that. If i'm going to be scientific about this i should probably do a couple of experiments.
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Post by: Patrick on 02 Mar 2008, 15:03
We should all drink like 5 Irish car bombs and rate our hangovers with a small review article (<300 words) and a 10-point scale, lowest being 1.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 02 Mar 2008, 18:57
@ledhendrix: You might just be having a reaction to something in the wine. I don't remember which chemical causes it, but a portion of the population gets severe headaches after even a sip of red wine.

@KJS: This is an excellent idea. I will participate as soon as I find a pub that doesn't serve half-assed Irish Car Bombs. A 1/2 pint of Guinness does not an Irish Car Bomb make.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 03 Mar 2008, 19:59
UPDATE: The Guinness Surger (http://youtube.com/watch?v=au9K9z4XzOc&feature=related) is coming to America!

It will only be available to bars, which defeats the point IMO, but I work at a bar, so there is a good chance I can get one along with the canned beer from there.

I've seen some mixed reviews on it, so does anyone from Europe have experience with one of these, and if so, are they as awesome as they sound?
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Post by: 0bsessions on 03 Mar 2008, 20:23
@KJS: This is an excellent idea. I will participate as soon as I find a pub that doesn't serve half-assed Irish Car Bombs. A 1/2 pint of Guinness does not an Irish Car Bomb make.

I'm pretty sure it's extremely rare, if it even exists in America. I've lived in New England all my life (One of the more Irish influenced areas in the US) and in three years of barhopping up here, I haven't come across a bar that does car bombs quite right. There's a lot of reasons I can see for this:

1. It'll cause a fucking mess. Serving a car bomb in a pint glass tends to result in a big mess unless you're a good hand at it. In a bar setting, 9 times out of 10, you're going to end up with Guinness all over the floor if you're filling a full pint, like you should be.

2. It's a good, quick buzz and it's hard to keep track of when the bar is busy. I've been to some bars that don't even serve them on extremely busy nights, as it'll get some people too drunk too fast.

3. Some people simply do not know how to drink a fucking car bomb. Time and again, I've seen someone drink half of it, stop and then finish. This is bad news. If you can't handle the full pint in one go, drink a bit of the Guinness on its own before dropping the shot. The last thing bars need is a bunch of idiots doing this and then all getting sick at once. I've seen it happen at parties and this is why I will not serve someone a car bomb at my apartment unless I've seen them do it right before or I really, really trust them.

It doesn't help that a lot of bars just don't seem to know how to make one. I had an occasion up in Lowell, MA where I got some coworkers and friends together for a going away party for when I moved to Boston. Five of us ordered car bombs. The bartender proceeds to make each car bomb individually and drop the shot glass in herself before moving onto the next. Fortunately, my friend Mike and I were the only ones paying attention to this and I grabbed the last one as she dropped it and he ordered a separate one as he'd been late, so ours were fine, but the other four were fucking rank, apparently.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 03 Mar 2008, 22:20
I've never done a car bomb, because I am against them on principle.  I am generally not a fan of mixed drinks, especially mixed drinks involving beer.  I get that you might need to mix liquor with something to make it more palatable, but dammit, if you're mixing beer, that's just silliness. 
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 04 Mar 2008, 00:00
Five of us ordered car bombs. The bartender proceeds to make each car bomb individually and drop the shot glass in herself before moving onto the next.

That's terrible. How could anyone not know that Bailey's will curdle, let alone a bartender?

I've lived in New England all my life (One of the more Irish influenced areas in the US) and in three years of barhopping up here, I haven't come across a bar that does car bombs quite right.

Really? We have 2 in Atlanta that I know of. One is in a trendy section of town and overcharges for their ICBs ($ for the pint, plus the cost of Jameson's& Bailey's), and I refuse to give them money.  The other is temporarily closed due to some licensing issues. If and when they reopen, I'll be a happy man. $2 pints and $6 Car Bombs is where it's at.
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Post by: carrotosaurus on 04 Mar 2008, 06:47
dammit, if you're mixing beer, that's just silliness. 

Unless you're making black and tans!!!!!
I agree though, car bombs, flaming dr. peppers and boilermakers lead me to believe that mixing things with beer is always going to end badly.
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Post by: supersheep on 04 Mar 2008, 11:28
Why is it that drinks based on Guinness always have terrorism-related names?
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Post by: 0bsessions on 04 Mar 2008, 11:44
Well, there's a few other variations as far as explosions and shit, it's not just a Guinness thing. There's the Irish Train Wreck (whiskey glass dropped into a pitcher of Guinness and passed around quick), Tijuana carbomb (Kahlua and tequila dropped into Mexican beer), Jamaican carbomb (rum and rum cream dropped into red stripe).
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Post by: calenlass on 04 Mar 2008, 19:46
Well shit. I am leaving tomorrow, but at least I got good and proper-wrecked before I leave.
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Post by: blaha 41 on 04 Mar 2008, 22:57
ps. gewurztraminer is such a perfect grape, and i love hippies; you should remember the name of that vineyard, please!

It was Navarro Vineyards late-harvest 2006 Gewurztraminer. It cost $30 in Atlanta, so probably $25 or so outsideof a majorcity.

I will google said bottle to see if i can find it in nyc. on a sad note: why is shipping wine so expensive? i have so many gifts i have to give across the country, and the one thing that i know aside from literature is wine. no one reads the books you send them, but everyone drinks the wine you give them.

i gave my friend a book about shakespeare sr. year of college for her birthday. five years later we're having lunch together and someone uses the quotation "out damned spot!", and she not only doesn't recall the play, she also doesn't know it's shakespeare. yes, there is a chapter on that quotation, haha/:sad!

edit/modify: I've googled said bottle, and it sounds delicious. gewurtz is truly a noble grape. "lychee" is one word that triggers me to think "you may love this wine!"

Five of us ordered car bombs. The bartender proceeds to make each car bomb individually and drop the shot glass in herself before moving onto the next.

That's terrible. How could anyone not know that Bailey's will curdle, let alone a bartender?

I've lived in New England all my life (One of the more Irish influenced areas in the US) and in three years of barhopping up here, I haven't come across a bar that does car bombs quite right.

Really? We have 2 in Atlanta that I know of. One is in a trendy section of town and overcharges for their ICBs ($ for the pint, plus the cost of Jameson's& Bailey's), and I refuse to give them money.  The other is temporarily closed due to some licensing issues. If and when they reopen, I'll be a happy man. $2 pints and $6 Car Bombs is where it's at.

i quit intentionally hanging out with my friends who do carbombs because, when I reached age 25, i realized there is nothing in my life so sorrowful, that I need to resort to conducting terrorist attacks against my own body.

dammit, if you're mixing beer, that's just silliness. 

Unless you're making black and tans!!!!!
I agree though, car bombs, flaming dr. peppers and boilermakers lead me to believe that mixing things with beer is always going to end badly.

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when they say black and tans. they mean the kind from the cans. we don't got time to mix it all together. i'm a very busy man, man. she says i kinda dig the awkward silences. because i grew up in denial and went to school in massachussetts. he said hi, i like to party on the problem blocks. and i can't stand it when the banging stops.- craig finn

this is in the running for my favorite lyric of the 2000's.


so slight topic change: how do people date when there is no alcohol involved? apparently, i'm doing it because i've been seeing this girl for over a month now, and somehow, it has only involved a bar ONCE. it feels like high school. i think it works though because she's as smart as i am, which, normally, is not the case (which is generally my fault). edit/modify: being able to talk about the same things is apparently a wonderful thing. who knew that there are females who want to hear about the symbolism of the crying of lot 49!

edit/ps: I am kind of dumb.. it's just that i have bad taste in women and life.
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Post by: Eris on 05 Mar 2008, 00:11
Why should alcohol be a major part of dating? Do you need it to have a good time? Does it make you a more interesting person? Not really. It generally makes people do silly things that they regret in the morning. I would have thought that not drinking would be a good thing in dating, as they get to know you, not what you do while drunk.

Hell, I am not an expert at dating, and I hardly drink, but it seems to make sense this way. I have seen too many people get drunk, make out, then regret it the next day. Or they will not remember what they did the night before, and find out they ended up cheating on their boy/girlfriend.
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Post by: Patrick on 05 Mar 2008, 03:48
The last two days have been pretty excellent. There was beer, there was a cute lady, there was a jazz concert, and then there was a goodnight kiss (oh shit my first ever what). The following day consisted of makeouts.

tl;dr if you drink beer you will have makeouts.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Mar 2008, 13:48
I feel like I recently graduated to a whole new level of being incredibly fucked up. I've been abusing substances to such a ridiculous degree even I've started to get worried. On the bright side, I've been doing it out in the real world, with real people! So you guys have been free of my abuse, which I think makes everyone happy.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Mar 2008, 14:04
Just remember that if your real body dies, you won't be able to live on in here.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 05 Mar 2008, 14:51
Actually I should live forever on the internet. My sporadic posting as of late is mostly due to me spending time developing a bot that will post for me after my inevitable overdose. It's a fairly simple program, I mean all it really has to do is disagree with Tommy, make fun of everyone with less than 500 posts or a year on the board, and occasionally post pictures of giant horse cocks.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Mar 2008, 15:00
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y110/Wildkyn/itcouldwork.jpg)

LIFE!! GIVE MY CREATION, LIIIIIIIIFE!!!!
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Post by: redglasscurls on 05 Mar 2008, 18:30
god I hate Gene Wilder
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 05 Mar 2008, 18:40
What? I'll fight you.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 05 Mar 2008, 18:41
He is completely terrifying in every role he's ever played.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Mar 2008, 19:41
There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where they're rowing
Or which way the water's flowing
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Post by: Eris on 05 Mar 2008, 21:45
That is both a terrifiying and awesome scene. My faveourite part of the movie, actually. I was disappointed the new version didn't have that bit.
I loved Gene Wilder in Alice In Wonderland, and also Blazing Saddles. I mean, he was creepy, but also good! Apparently he had cancer. I thought he was dead, but is still alive!

Oh, topic of thread. Apparently I am going out tonight. My housemates have bought beer and goon, and I have vodka, so I may post in here properly later.
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Post by: blaha 41 on 05 Mar 2008, 23:35
Why should alcohol be a major part of dating? Do you need it to have a good time? Does it make you a more interesting person? Not really. It generally makes people do silly things that they regret in the morning. I would have thought that not drinking would be a good thing in dating, as they get to know you, not what you do while drunk.

Hell, I am not an expert at dating, and I hardly drink, but it seems to make sense this way. I have seen too many people get drunk, make out, then regret it the next day. Or they will not remember what they did the night before, and find out they ended up cheating on their boy/girlfriend.
yes, but the "me" they get to know is obsessed with things other than them... i.e., i would never want my daughter to date someone like me. i'm obsessed with work, i drink slightly too much, and i'm entirely superficial.

the sober girls have not worked out for me, but the drunk girls have... so it is unnerving to see a sober girl enjoy my sober company.

god I hate Gene Wilder

wrong answer

What? I'll fight you.

right answer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 05 Mar 2008, 23:51
I still don't understand your reasoning behind having to get drunk to have a successful relationship. They would have to see that obsessive side sooner or later; might as well see it from the start, upfront and honest-like. But then again, it sounds as if you've found someone who likes you anyway, so, uh, good for you!

Also, my night is going to consist of reading textbooks. No drinkin' for me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 04:51
Blazing Saddles

Best damn film ever committed to the acetate.

I am going to be honest here and say that neither of us were drunk by time the makeouts actually occurred, so yeah, I'm not an alkie.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 06 Mar 2008, 05:09
Why alcohol is seen as leading to relationships: lots of people are afraid to tell the pretty chap or lady they like that they like them. Alcohol provides them with both the courage to do so and the ability to cover it up as not being that important if they are rejected. Also, a lot of socialising takes places around alcohol - therefore you meet new people and so on.

The only ever 'date' I have ever been on involved the pub. I find it's a fairly relaxing, not much pressure place to get to know someone, more so than dinner or something would be. Plus, the alcohol aids conversation.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 06 Mar 2008, 11:38
I still don't understand your reasoning behind having to get drunk to have a successful relationship. They would have to see that obsessive side sooner or later; might as well see it from the start, upfront and honest-like. But then again, it sounds as if you've found someone who likes you anyway, so, uh, good for you!

Also, my night is going to consist of reading textbooks. No drinkin' for me.

I'm more saying that you have to give each other a little buzz to have a successful start to a relationship. You know it's usually going nowhere when you ask someone out, but you do it because she looks good enough and you maybe have one obvious thing in common. the older you get (i'm 26) the more nights you just need to get touched and rub up against something plush so to speak so the more this happens, and alcohol makes it easier for it to happen.

grabbing a drink together is such a safe date. if it sucks, then you gulp your drink and leave. if it doesn't she may have enough that she has an excuse to sleep with you or see you again. wash rinse and repeat about four times before you stop calling each other.

My friend was trying to date someone who was 20 this winter, and he asked me, "Do you remember what we did on dates before we were 21?"



Why alcohol is seen as leading to relationships: lots of people are afraid to tell the pretty chap or lady they like that they like them. Alcohol provides them with both the courage to do so and the ability to cover it up as not being that important if they are rejected. Also, a lot of socialising takes places around alcohol - therefore you meet new people and so on.

The only ever 'date' I have ever been on involved the pub. I find it's a fairly relaxing, not much pressure place to get to know someone, more so than dinner or something would be. Plus, the alcohol aids conversation.
it's so hard to meet people when you're out of school. most everyone i know works until at least 8pm if not 9:30pm so it's not like we can do the stupid NY Times' "how to meet people" suggestions like joining a co-ed softball team or whatever. the only things that are open when you get out of work are the bars. so you go to work, go to the bar, and go home.

typing this is depressing me. i've only met people because of work for nearly three years now. i should go back to grad school just for the dating.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 06 Mar 2008, 12:15
I'm more saying that you have to give each other a little buzz to have a successful start to a relationship.

And pocket vibrator sales go through the roof
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 07 Mar 2008, 11:25
Oh man, I had this page opened from like 2:30AM to somewhere around 4AM*.

My parents went out of town for a few days, so I invited three two friends over(stupid hangover chris counts himself as a friend). We got a 24 pack of budweiser(blech, but the only thing I could get at that time of night). I had 12 of them because my friends egged me on once I was a bit drunk. I downed the last 4 and spilled some on my jeans, which I just remembered I need to wash now. I said some stuff**, and now I'm apologizing over MSN. I drank some Listorine to stay drunk when my friends were gone, and that's sad.


ALCOHOLING IS FUN?


*I have no recollection of when or how I went to sleep, though I remember most of the events that night other than that.

**Not bad stuff, but it was to a girl, and I'm certain I made an ass of myself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 07 Mar 2008, 17:11
Oh man, I had this page opened from like 2:30AM to somewhere around 4AM*.

My parents went out of town for a few days, so I invited three two friends over(stupid hangover chris counts himself as a friend). We got a 24 pack of budweiser(blech, but the only thing I could get at that time of night). I had 12 of them because my friends egged me on once I was a bit drunk. I downed the last 4 and spilled some on my jeans, which I just remembered I need to wash now. I said some stuff**, and now I'm apologizing over MSN. I drank some Listorine to stay drunk when my friends were gone, and that's sad.


ALCOHOLING IS FUN?


*I have no recollection of when or how I went to sleep, though I remember most of the events that night other than that.

**Not bad stuff, but it was to a girl, and I'm certain I made an ass of myself.

are you serious about the listerine thing? that seems so dangerous. i've never even heard of it happening in real life. apparently i'm going to the wrong parties haha.

i made dinner for a friend last night (shrimp linguini with a caper, white wine, and chive  butter sauce that was stellar). she paid for the ingredients, too, which was quite a good trade off. we rocked an sardinian vermentino and then a Alsatian pinot blanc.

she got drunk enough that she, like you, called the next day to apologize for everything she didn't remember saying. haha :0).


ps. may i ask how old you guys are?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 07 Mar 2008, 18:58
Most of us are uni students and young professionals (so early-mid 20s), with a light smattering of high school students and some older folks.


There are not enough pubs in this country. Goddammit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 07 Mar 2008, 19:35
Most of us are uni students and young professionals (so early-mid 20s), with a light smattering of high school students and some older folks.

And some of us are older than dirt, but only by a few years.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 08 Mar 2008, 00:19
APPORPRIATELY POSTING INT HE APPROPRIATE THREAD
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 08 Mar 2008, 01:06
Hahahaha you fuckers have no idea. You have no fucking idea.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 08 Mar 2008, 01:24
Fuck you I have lots of ideas.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 08 Mar 2008, 06:57
Turns out I had no fucking idea either.

I'm goin to bed, internet.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 08 Mar 2008, 07:34
[ps. may i ask how old you guys are?

Everyone's above the legal drinking age, officer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 08 Mar 2008, 11:56
18 is legal here. I'm good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 09 Mar 2008, 00:46
[ps. may i ask how old you guys are?

Everyone's above the legal drinking age, officer.

i was more concerned with whether or not my continued detailing of which wine i was drinking might be appreciated (or whether or not it would be considered to be obnoxious to talk about things other than tall boys and jack). 16yr olds don't tend to enjoy a bottle of Gigondas alone on a Saturday.

Sadly, I can't drink this weekend because my doctor said I was in the tail end of an intestinal virus. SWEET!

ps. i lied, i don't have a doctor... or health insurance! i have a friend's dad who diagnoses me over the phone :0/
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Mar 2008, 03:03
New discovery. Sweet vermouth + triple sec + spiced rum = Bazooka bubble gum.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 10 Mar 2008, 19:49
I saw the prettiest girl.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 10 Mar 2008, 19:49
Like maybe ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 10 Mar 2008, 21:33
My friend was trying to date someone who was 20 this winter, and he asked me, "Do you remember what we did on dates before we were 21?"

Go out for food, head back to his place.  If he needs alcohol to have nerve around women, then have a bottle or two of wine handy, and watch a movie that is good, but not so good that you will mind missing the end (because of makeouts, woo!)

I haven't dated anyone under 21 since I turned 18, so I have much experience when it comes to cross-legal age dating.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Spluff on 10 Mar 2008, 22:16
That sounds more like a 21+ date.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 10 Mar 2008, 23:17
life isn't as funny when you're sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 11 Mar 2008, 07:21
There's this one guy at my mum's Friday night dinner group (I go most weeks) and he is always drunk and when he's drunk he smokes inside and smoking inside is not only inconsiderate (I would not like to share the cancer, thanks) but illegal. I wish he would go away. I told him to fuck off when I was pretty buzzed this week and I'm really happy with myself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Mar 2008, 04:16
Thank fuck for tea breaks. At the moment my work is unbelievably boring as i have had nothing to do. A little green herb was exactly what i needed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: PickItUpPutItDown on 12 Mar 2008, 05:42
I was drunk once.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 12 Mar 2008, 15:48
Man, guys, please tell me why the fuck you would get drunk off your ass when you are sick, especially when that sick is a sinus infection? Where is the sense in that?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Elizzybeth on 12 Mar 2008, 15:59
People self-medicate for all kinds of things.  Including sinus infections, apparently?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 13 Mar 2008, 00:26
Man, guys, please tell me why the fuck you would get drunk off your ass when you are sick, especially when that sick is a sinus infection? Where is the sense in that?

Drugs don't have to cure your symptoms to be effective

its like nyquil. nyquil doesn't make my symptoms go away, I just stop giving a rat's ass about them because all i can think about is why nyquil comes in red and green instead of blue and red and why it tastes like red and green instead of real flavors and all of a sudden five hours have gone by but it only seems like 45 minutes and my breath has gone shallow and I see movement at the cornerof my eye and i hate time dilation and robotripping is not fun.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 13 Mar 2008, 06:03
I am not sober! Drunk enough to be fuzzy at the edges, sober enough to be able to type as well at I normally do!

Best kind of drunk, beccause I can talk to people and say things I normally wouldn't and they can understand what I am saying.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: carrotosaurus on 13 Mar 2008, 07:15
I just got back from St. Lucia and the rum haze surrounding me is incredible.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 13 Mar 2008, 07:38
My favorite kind of hallucinations are the ones where you've been awake and travelling for three full days. God that is fun.

I've never actually tried any other way of obtaining hallucinations though so whatever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thehollow on 13 Mar 2008, 12:48
I haven't gotten drunk in forever, anyone want to come drink with me?

All of my friends who drink have graduated, and my current roommates almost never drink and never want to go to the bars so I haven't had more than like 1 beer since new years.  I'm going to visit my brother next week so I might go to the bars then, but he doesn't drink and I always feel awkward around him if I drink a bunch, so maybe not.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 15 Mar 2008, 16:31
holy bags of fuck i am not capable of typing really well right now hahahaha

so yeah i played music with a bunch of my friensd (we're a cover band I guess?) at this going-away party for our singer's friend, who is moving away to malta. real fucking chore, right? to move to malta? best start a charity drive for them and their future suffering.

anyway, after the 5th or 6hh guinness i kindof lost track of how many i had, so i just kept drinking and fucking around with my friends. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

it really is a shame that there were no ladies at the party who were even cute when i was drunk. it also does not help that all the good-looking ladies i know are either married or in aemerica.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 16 Mar 2008, 22:35
you know what fuck yhou thread.

I know I amnt sober.

I don't need you to tell me the notwise.

FUCK YOU THEAD. FUCK YOU.
ALSO COCKTHIRSTY THUNDERCUNTS UIA HAVENT SLEPT IN THREE DYAS.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 17 Mar 2008, 05:31
My drunken post was fucking pathetic. God damn it.

COCKTHIRSTY THUNDERCUNTS

WE HAVE A WINNER
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 18 Mar 2008, 01:17
there is a bottle of vodka on the table in my sisters apartment.

my sisters apartment is in rome. i'm going to the coloseum in two hours and im a bit tipsy.

fuck yeah life rocks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 19 Mar 2008, 12:54
I am arguably sober by this point but I have a lot of regrets and I feel like I'm going to be sick so I feel like I have a place in this thread.

I've never actually tried any other way of obtaining hallucinations though so whatever.

I HAVE SOME SCHIZOPHRENIA FOR YOU, PATRICK
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 21 Mar 2008, 11:40
so apparently port/dessert wine is the best for watching TV before you go to bed... one normal size glass is enough for three seinfeld episoes AND it keeps for a week at a time.

it's definitely not good wine for the wire/deadwood though. too much happiness doesn't work well
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Neuvost on 21 Mar 2008, 23:50
I am so drunk right now, let me tell you. It was a grammar adventure just typing these sentences. This kid was driving towards some common destination, and I was in a van full of guy and girls from this party and I just kept giving him directions to my house. He followed them, and I got out of a moving minivan, simple as that. This brings me to my love of two things: Brooklyn and spring break. Let's rock.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Mar 2008, 00:09
There was something about your post. It just felt, a little confusing, but completely pure. I think you've had an epiphany. Its too bad you won't even remember you posted this in the morning while you're puking your guts out worshipping the porcelain goddess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 22 Mar 2008, 13:09
I am so drunk right now, let me tell you. It was a grammar adventure just typing these sentences. This kid was driving towards some common destination, and I was in a van full of guy and girls from this party and I just kept giving him directions to my house. He followed them, and I got out of a moving minivan, simple as that. This brings me to my love of two things: Brooklyn and spring break. Let's rock.

I read this, and then I read it again as though Craig Finn was singing it. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 22 Mar 2008, 17:30
I am so drunk right now, let me tell you. It was a grammar adventure just typing these sentences. This kid was driving towards some common destination, and I was in a van full of guy and girls from this party and I just kept giving him directions to my house. He followed them, and I got out of a moving minivan, simple as that. This brings me to my love of two things: Brooklyn and spring break. Let's rock.

I read this, and then I read it again as though Craig Finn was singing it. 

genius on three levels. this sobriety is killing me. it's weird how you don't end up drunk when you're hanging out with people you actually like.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 22 Mar 2008, 22:58
Tequila : Bad Decisions :: Something : Something else that inevitably follows the previous something

Girls, man... shit, what the fuck, they're always  all like "blah blah blah" and you're all "say whaaat?" and they're all "blee blee blee".  It's fucking ridiculous. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 23 Mar 2008, 00:46
Bugles, beer, and Lillies and Tides LP, and all my friends are passed out.


Fuckin' stoners.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 23 Mar 2008, 11:40
hey guys what is happening in here are you guys drinking oh my gosh that is awesome can i drink with you
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 23 Mar 2008, 11:41
I AM SO FUCKING BAD AT USING INTERNET
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 25 Mar 2008, 01:18
i've just zoomed past sobriety! I'm enjoying the end of a bottle of negroamaro from Salento, and I'm philosophizing (I can't believe that "philosophizing" is a word in Firefox's spell checker) about seinfeld, life, and how boring my life is compared to michael bluth's.

- Elaine is REALLY hot in the later seasons. Just SO hot.
- tarragon is my favorite herb/spice.
- the 8th season of seinfeld might just be the best... that may change after blockbuster sends me season 9 in the mail. kristen davis' episode = sexy gold.
- the kenny roger's episode is the only time jerry seinfeld has done *any* acting in his life.
- the sound and the fury is the hardest novel i've ever read. it makes as i lay dying into a fairy tale.
- i will have to rewrite my own first novel at least two more times before it's worth publishing. thank you Flannery O'connor.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 25 Mar 2008, 07:02
bottle of beam to the dome last night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 27 Mar 2008, 23:11
i really love the newsbox. this 8.99 merlot is pretty killer, too. i hate girls that play hard-to-get because if you get them it will be them playing hard-to-live-with for 10 years later.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 28 Mar 2008, 07:20
See, I actually quite like it when a girl gives me a hard time about shit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Uber Ritter on 28 Mar 2008, 12:32
Man, I totally have to go to seminar tipsy more often.  Discussing "Democracy in America" when you're too drunk to do anything BUT shoot from the hip, intellectually speaking, is fun as hell.  Not that I'm going to do it next seminar or the one after that, but now I understand why the founders of our college's curriculum commended mild intoxication as a lubricant to discussion.
And I never realized how appropriate it is to drink Norman apple brandy while discussing the work of one of the most famous Normans since William the Conqueror (ie Tocqueville).

But which seminar coming up should I drink for?  Maybe Faulkner?
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Post by: karl gambolputty... on 28 Mar 2008, 15:27
Knob Creek just knocked Glenfiddich Solera Reserve off the top spot of my Favourite Whiskeys list.  That is a ridiculous thing to say at 6:26 in the evening.  Knob is bonk spellled backwards.  hee hee.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 28 Mar 2008, 21:48
Man, I totally have to go to seminar tipsy more often.  Discussing "Democracy in America" when you're too drunk to do anything BUT shoot from the hip, intellectually speaking, is fun as hell.  Not that I'm going to do it next seminar or the one after that, but now I understand why the founders of our college's curriculum commended mild intoxication as a lubricant to discussion.
But which seminar coming up should I drink for?  Maybe Faulkner?



way to pick the best of the drunk authors... goooooooooo you!

i'm rocking these tonight: http://www.terlatowines.com/wines/italy/baglio/product.asp?Id=564 and http://www.csliquors.com/winedetail.asp?WineID=6142

i really want to start hitting on 30 to 35 yr old women. i feel like they would be amazing one night stands. just still barely cute but so upfront and experienced that i could learn a ton from them.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 30 Mar 2008, 00:21
it's weird how you don't end up drunk when you're hanging out with people you actually like.

 This is a great point.  Sure, I like getting drunk, but when I'm with my friends, I'm happy being sober.  I only get drunk when I genuinely feel like being drunk, because my friends are super cool and I don't NEED alcohol to have fun.

I'm drunk now because I hate my job.  I think it is okay to drink because you hate your job, especially if you plan to quit in a few months and rid yourself of the motivation (I will describe my job only on request to avoid thinking about it more than is necessary.)

EDIT: Okay it's been awhile and I don't care about my job anymore.

Guys, being drunk is awesome.

EDIT: If you are at a safe location and don't have to drive anywhere.

Seriously do not drive if you have been drinking at all.  You might feel fine but it is seriously not worth risking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 30 Mar 2008, 00:56
it's weird how you don't end up drunk when you're hanging out with people you actually like.

 This is a great point.  Sure, I like getting drunk, but when I'm with my friends, I'm happy being sober.  I only get drunk when I genuinely feel like being drunk, because my friends are super cool and I don't NEED alcohol to have fun.

I'm drunk now because I hate my job.  I think it is okay to drink because you hate your job, especially if you plan to quit in a few months and rid yourself of the motivation (I will describe my job only on request to avoid thinking about it more than is necessary.)

EDIT: Okay it's been awhile and I don't care about my job anymore.

Guys, being drunk is awesome.

I hung out with a girl tonight and between the two of us there was only one beer consumed. i wish she could have slept over. I'm having a couple glasses of http://www.worldsgreatestwines.com/index.cfm?method=storeproducts.showDrilldown&productid=fefb3d26-bcd8-c84c-d61a-87b07730899f&ProductCategoryID=146ef9fd-af81-9811-6569-2572de51e80a&OrderBy=PXPC.DisplayOrder%20Asc,%20P.Price1 (http://www.worldsgreatestwines.com/index.cfm?method=storeproducts.showDrilldown&productid=fefb3d26-bcd8-c84c-d61a-87b07730899f&ProductCategoryID=146ef9fd-af81-9811-6569-2572de51e80a&OrderBy=PXPC.DisplayOrder%20Asc,%20P.Price1) this really elegant northern italian red that i opened for a tasting at the shop tonight (that almost NO customers bought...laaaaame is what that is!).

what's this about hating your job? when you're bored enough to describe it, i'd love to hear a little about it, but i don't want to torture you now. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Mar 2008, 01:40
EDIT: If you are at a safe location and don't have to drive anywhere.

Seriously do not drive if you have been drinking at all.  You might feel fine but it is seriously not worth risking.

I hope this didn't result from trying, because it would probably the best thing I've seen drunkenly posted in a while. The fact that you posted and then thought that you should add a disclaimer about drinking and driving to your post after the fact makes me unexplainably amused.
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Post by: SeanBateman on 30 Mar 2008, 03:34
Fairly Epic Evening.

Epic enough that I'm smoking a bowl now just for the sake of potentially being able to fall asleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 30 Mar 2008, 05:33
Lion's milk is like sambuca or ouzo but not as rewarding
Guh turkish delight guh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 30 Mar 2008, 06:04
I was out drinking last night, me and my friend were walking home and we decided to take a beer with us for the road. Turned out to be the second most expensive beer i've ever had resulting in a 40 fine for drinking in the street. I feel like a right twat now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 30 Mar 2008, 22:07
natassia malthe is the *only* reason i'm watching "Vampire Wars." ... oh, that's a lie. i'm watching it because the wine i'm drinking smells like tobacco, leather, and smoked meat so I don't want to go to bed until the bottle is finished.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 31 Mar 2008, 02:17
I give disclaimers because I once made the mistake of driving after a couple beers.  I waited several hours to drive after drinking too, but I still got myself a DUI.  I've detailed the event in another thread, but basically it is really easy to get a DUI, especially if you are a small person.  I know a lot of people who think nothing of driving after two beers, but that could easily put a smaller person over the legal limit, thus I tend to get preachy about driving after drinking, because DUIs are a complete pain in the ass.  I had to work full time for a few months to pay off the huge fines and fees associated with a drunk driving ticket.  That's actually why I got the job that ironically drives me to drinking. 

what's this about hating your job? when you're bored enough to describe it, i'd love to hear a little about it, but i don't want to torture you now. 


I am a customer service representative for Verizon Wireless.  When people have problems with their cell phones, they call us.  I get yelled at a lot for things that are not my fault. 

I WEAR A HEADSET.
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/darkbluerabbit/CSR014-1.jpg) Oh, you spent four hours downloading games at $3 a pop and now you want to know why your bill is so high? 
Your kid sent 7000 text messages last month? 
Your dog got a hold of your phone and somehow bought eight ringtones? 
NOT MY FAULT.   Please, do not yell at me because I can't credit your account for something YOU DID.

If anything, I have learned to not let things affect me personally.  Also my call center serves the south region, so I inevitably get called "darlin'" at least once a day by someone whose problem I could actually solve.  Basically, while this is an incredibly whiny post, I am generally not that unhappy with my life.  I actually consider myself a pretty fortunate person.  Everyone has shit to deal with, but not everyone has my family and friends, who are fucking great. 

Damnit, I really need some sleep.  I am supposed to be waking up in about three and a half hours, but I'm not tired.  I finally resorted to whiskey in an attempt to induce sleepiness, but it failed. FAILED.
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 31 Mar 2008, 03:44
Hooray for nondescript cask wine.

I wish Unosuke was here ;o;
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 01 Apr 2008, 21:00
Ok, that last Tuborg sent me over the edge. It has also led me to discover that the semicolon is my favourite punctuation mark. Fuck yeah Canadian spelling, favourite. With a "U", bitches. The Firefox spell checker can go fuck itself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 02 Apr 2008, 23:58
I expect a firefox spellcheck language setting in the very near future.  It seems like every time I think "you know what would make Firefox cooler..." they inevitably update their software so that it covers what I thought would make it better.  Those guys are either really on top of their game, or they lurk internet forums obsessively.  Or both.

Man, you know what sucks?  I'm not gonna say because it would lead to "get a blog" responses.  But something sucks, and I haven't drunk enough to forget about it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 03 Apr 2008, 07:42
I think that should be the new "Get a blog!" When someone starts to get stupid and emo, we all shout back "Drink yourself into a coma!"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 04 Apr 2008, 17:19
VODKA IS AWESOME.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 04 Apr 2008, 19:21
I have exactly enough different pills to make tonight epic
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Chrasstor on 04 Apr 2008, 20:16
There's this Chinese exchange student who's here 'till Summer and he turned 18 today. We bought some beer. I didn't want to drink, but I had 2 before I ended up leaving because I'm weak. I'm kind of disappointed or happy at how bad this winter has been. We still have like 4ish feet of snow. He must think that we just recently decided to start making houses rather than our traditional igloo huts.

 I'm definitely not drunk, but I'm not really sober. I'm at that point where you just feel good, so you want more alcohol.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 04 Apr 2008, 23:42
So fucking drunk right now.

So coworkers 21st birthday party+
me not eating+
Nice fucking vodka-=


me attempting to make out with coworker. Din't work, but dude totally invited me over for a sumblker party next weekend. So win, rihht?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 04 Apr 2008, 23:45
Also, my mom made some really good cookies.


Anmd fuck. I bought a new poipe yseterday, and a hookah. Both got ggoood use tonight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 05 Apr 2008, 01:29
it's half nine in the AM. i haven't slept yet. i am down a considerable amount of vodka.

awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 05 Apr 2008, 02:33
me attempting to make out with coworker. Din't work, but dude totally invited me or for a sumblker party next weekend. So win, rihht?

Oh man, he pulled the "turn you down, but invite you to something else" move?  That's usually a good sign.  It means that they don't want to take advantage of your drunkenness, but do want to see you again.  Lucky you. 

Advisory though: that's my opinion, and I am apparently fucking stupid when it comes to interpersonal relationships.

Not "apparently," actually.  It's verified that I'm a fucking dumbass.  I fail at almost all of my resolutions.  (New Year's was such a  time of promise...)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 05 Apr 2008, 14:38
IT I S ABOTU TIME I POSTED IN HER E AGIAIN
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: muteKi on 05 Apr 2008, 14:54
For what it's worth I've found that playing fast-paced games with lots of flashy graphics has a tendency to shorten my attention span to the point that I could be posting as though I was under the influence. (Check out a couple of threads on the music forum)
That's my excuse anyway. Sad to say I am not currently under the influence of anything and despite tonight being a Saturday night I have no plans of changing that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 05 Apr 2008, 15:03
At least run around in circles.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 05 Apr 2008, 16:18
Between my weekly beer consumption with my running group and the margaritas I had tonight (we had to cut the sweetness with more tequila, fuck yeahhhhhhhh) I was pretty well-off.

My mom also makes some fucking phenomenal Mexican food, too, so I was very happy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 05 Apr 2008, 17:05
Hi again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Apr 2008, 07:59
Posting because today is going to be an epic drunk.

I started at like noon yesterday, maintained a level of comfortable drunkeness until like 9, at which point I got hammered. I woke up today and it is 9 AM and I was still drunk and I am on my 3rd beer and listening to shitty music.


If I do it right today wil be epic.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 06 Apr 2008, 10:58
Posting because today is going to be an epic drunk.

I started at like noon yesterday, maintained a level of comfortable drunkeness until like 9, at which point I got hammered. I woke up today and it is 9 AM and I was still drunk and I am on my 3rd beer and listening to shitty music.


If I do it right today wil be epic.
even if it isn't epic, at least you'll get a fun ambulance ride.

i went to a "friend"'s (i.e., acquaintance that i know has a crush on me, which I do *not* reciprocate) house for her birthday "party" last night. i showed up and there were  four people around a table who were all government bureaucrats. the birthday girl went to bed without telling anyone. as soon as my friend called about another party i left in the middle of a conversation. *shakes head* note to self: never get old.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Apr 2008, 18:30
Still drunk!
Approaching 36 hours of straight intoxication.


Woo!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 06 Apr 2008, 22:24
Still Drunk and high! Gonna go to bed soon.

So fucked up!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 07 Apr 2008, 04:32
It's not cool until you rupture a blood vessel in your eye.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 07 Apr 2008, 06:53
I am high on life!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: carrotosaurus on 07 Apr 2008, 08:16
it's all fun and games until someone pees the bed
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 07 Apr 2008, 10:26
I am realizing now that the degree to which I drank, while totally awesome, makes it completely impossible for me to remember anything that happened! The entire weekend is actually just a blur, and while I remember certain events I can  not actually place them in context at all! The events that happened are completely disjointed/disconnected.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 07 Apr 2008, 12:53
I'm shocked and appalled, sir, shocked and appalled that alcohol and drugs for 48 hours would leave you with amnesia. Somebody should've been doing a case study on that, that is unheard of.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 07 Apr 2008, 17:30
MDMA is awesome giuys.

Like, really good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ruyi on 07 Apr 2008, 20:21
Oh gosh, Khar on e. Khar, do you love me now? Do you love everybody?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 07 Apr 2008, 21:30
MDMA is awesome giuys.

Like, really good.

Pure unvarnished truth.

Also, I am breaking out the bottle of absinthe that has languished in my fridge for months.  Expect more posts on this thread tonight!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 07 Apr 2008, 23:11
and tonight, mr Vermouth and i are going to have a stern talk
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 07 Apr 2008, 23:59
Is 200 milligrams of MDMA too much?

I'm still pulsating.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 08 Apr 2008, 06:58
It's a high dose to be sure.  I've only ever used between 100 and 150 at a time (although the second time I did this I definitely noticed significantly less intense effects).  If you have a tolerance you can go higher, but for a first time it's definitely relatively, if not necessarily dangerously, high.

Be sure to allow yourself to stay inside, sleep a lot, and maybe have sex (or at least cuddle with someone if you don't have the energy) if possible the day after.  That stuff can be very draining and the empty feeling afterwards can be unpleasant if you have to pretend you're operating at full capacity the next day.  If you set up the next day right, you'll be very content and relaxed, but if you push yourself the day after, it might be unpleasant.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KharBevNor on 08 Apr 2008, 08:42
I've done it like, once before.

I just went into uni and did a full days work, to be honest. Very happy this morning, pretty tired right now. Gonna go find something to eat and then sleep in a bit, I think.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 09 Apr 2008, 11:40
God damnit why do I never remember to post in this thread when I'm drunk?! Of course, I guess that's not a bad thing, I was too busy being social at a party last night to post my thoughts about how awesome it feels to piss while drunk on the internet.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sbakerj on 09 Apr 2008, 13:15
I just drank some gross-as-balls grape juice, and threw up. I had a headache for like 10 minutes, and I found out the expiration was 3 months ago.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 09 Apr 2008, 15:54
that fails. you fail.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 10 Apr 2008, 03:23
Grape juice, even 3 months after the expiry date, is not a drug. 4 credits to play again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 10 Apr 2008, 10:23
I DRINK GRAPEJUICE BEYOND THE EXPIRATION DATE I AM HARDCORE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 10 Apr 2008, 10:48
My girlfriend drank some bad milk out of my fridge last night. She was like, trippin' balls, man!

And by trippin' balls, I mean she was displeased and threw it out.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Apr 2008, 14:12
A bought a bag of Fritos from the store and brought it home and when I got home I found out it had already been opened, but I ate them anyway.

That's basically like doing meth, I think. Pretty sure.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 10 Apr 2008, 14:15
Yeah, you're not funny.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 10 Apr 2008, 15:17
Trolls lol! Even better are ineffective trolls with huge fuck-off images in their signatures!


I will be un-sober tonight guys, but probably not anywhere near a computer. It is nice to have real-life friends for a change.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 10 Apr 2008, 15:57
oh man I am getting mad dog dirty on german liquor look at my german keyboard go e0

also, if negative creep still resides in berlin, and is up for meet-ups before tuesday, then I am up for some awesome time.
...
incidentally, legendarypope, you annoy me in much the way that birdshit and open drains do - horrendously - and I can't speak for everyone, but can definitely say for myself that I'd rather you fucked away from my internet sharpish.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 10 Apr 2008, 16:18
Julia is hammered.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 10 Apr 2008, 17:18
Tomorrow, my mother leaves for three weeks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 10 Apr 2008, 17:34
Party in Albania!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 10 Apr 2008, 17:54
My goal: medevac
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Symptom on 10 Apr 2008, 19:24
WOOOOO GO habs go!

4-1
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 10 Apr 2008, 20:10
Microbrew keg in the basement and a friend recently hooked me up with two exceptionally fragrant solids that I suspect originated somewhere between the Middle East and India.  Tonight's a good night for being pleasantly altered.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 10 Apr 2008, 21:19
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 11 Apr 2008, 12:57
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.

your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.

hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."

it is cheaper though.

i really wanted margaritas last night :(.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 11 Apr 2008, 14:37
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.

your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.

hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."

it is cheaper though.

i really wanted margaritas last night :(.

It's somewhat nice though, isn't it? To not have to get smashed to have a pleasant time?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 11 Apr 2008, 19:47
happy hour has a bad habit of trning into happy many hours and leads to inappropriate behaviors with coworkers.  this is a not good thing.

your avatar just gained a great deal of poignancy for me.

hanging out with a girl who doesn't party or hang out with anyone who parties has been weird. she's entirely focused on "being happy" whereas my friends are all about "avoiding the misery."

it is cheaper though.

i really wanted margaritas last night :(.

It's somewhat nice though, isn't it? To not have to get smashed to have a pleasant time?

The difference between this girl/her friends and me/my friends lies in the fact that she and her friends all have ambitions that can be fulfilled at a desk, from 9-5, and all bring stability to their lives; whereas I and my friends have ambitions that can't be fulfilled from a 9-5 desk job so, after 50 hours  a week of doing something we hate (i.e., something we think is a waste of our time), we need to do something that either dulls us enough to forget about the past few days so we can rest or we need to do something that stimulates us enough that we feel justified in wading through the past few days.

She's stimulated from 9-5 and we're dulled. She needs relaxation after her day and we need excitement; I can't just go home and watch law and order without feeling like a waste of space, but she can.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 11 Apr 2008, 21:48
gfjkm

zeah zou nega<qtuve vrepep

come to rostenthehaleer platz.
circus berllllin.,
for drujnmkl
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 11 Apr 2008, 22:38
wait what the blue blazing fucksticks does this have to do with my avatar i am so drunk right now you guys i don't know what is going on i think i aam going to cry
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 11 Apr 2008, 22:49
I got fukcin' needs you know my boyrfrien's all "oh no i don't want to com out tmnight because my mom has ancer and i need to help her changer her windows in our house" but well she doesn't hvae cancer anymore does she and i just spent a goood half hour fending off some indian dude named Sam from Civibtion and damned if I don't want my boyrfriend but he's all not in the mood and FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

I can't fuckin see striaght so i
m gonna watfch afro samurai wif samuel l jackons I can spell when I'm drunk what's the bug fuckin deal?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Apr 2008, 04:09
Last weekend i got to drunk, and did a very bad thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 12 Apr 2008, 07:46
Oh, come on, you can't stop there. Plus share with us the tale of your drunken behaviors.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Apr 2008, 07:59
I'll give you the outline of the story and you can decide if you want to hear more.

It involves a friend, a friends girlfriend, a tent and a black eye and me wondering whether my previous assumption that I am a nice guy is true or if I'm actually just a thinly veiled bastard.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 12 Apr 2008, 08:02
Please continue.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blaha 41 on 12 Apr 2008, 10:09
I'll give you the outline of the story and you can decide if you want to hear more.

It involves a friend, a friends girlfriend, a tent and a black eye and me wondering whether my previous assumption that I am a nice guy is true or if I'm actually just a thinly veiled bastard.

i don't care if you type it while you're drunk or sober this sounds so good.

ps. nothing wrong with being a douche... most of the world is. :0)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Apr 2008, 11:52
The Story

Well the story begins in the sunny town of Oban, the main character being me and my thoughts at the time being "should I go to this gig or should I not?"
Shortly afterwards I was contacted by a friend on my mobile phone. He informed me that the bus was leaving very shortly and said that he would tell the driver to hold on for me for a bit. It was settled. If I made the bus i was to go to the gig, if not screw it. After a short jog I made it to the bus perfectly on time and was rewarded with a tired look from the driver and a seat from my friend (not the one mentioned previously). I took my seat and we were on our way to the small village of Ardfern...or so i thought. Turns out we were to go to my friends girlfriends friends house to wait for a while and so the girls could get ready. I was not to pleased with this as i didn't know any of them but we would have been far to early for the gig so it didn't really matter. We arrived at the aforementioned house and it turned out that the person whose house it was wasn't in but we were to sit in there room and wait for them. We settled down and I noticed that i had very little in common with my friend's girlfriend's friends. They were very nicey nice proper people and i would hesitate to call myself that. My sense of humour is not what you would call normal and the topics of conversation i would normally have with my friends were out of the question. All i could do was act mildly strangely, make in jokes to my friend and generally subtly take the piss out of them all in a friendly way. The people wern't bad people they were just not the sort of people i normally hang around. My friend is a smoker so we had an excuse to leave the house a couple of times, we even found a skateboard which belonged to someones little brother which was lying discarded and poorly looking in the persons garden. We had a shot on this until a managed to snap it, the first of many accidents to come.
 Eventually the person who's house it was (Rianna, who's boyfriend i am also friends with( this being the aforementioned friend)) arrived back and we were fed pizza and prepared to leave for the gig, with only minor interludes of me knocking things over (I am rather clumsy). The drive to Ardfern where the gig was to take place was inevitably uneventful and we soon arrived ready to set my friends tent up. We met up with a few of our friends that live in another town and we found a little island with a small forest on it and a  path leading out to it over the beach so we pitched up tent there and smoked some spiced gold (legal high which i was sceptical about but seems to have an effect), we also began drinking and another of my friend's friends had pitched a tent up so we hotboxed that.
 Eventually we made it to the gig, purchased our tickets and got in half way through the first band, they wern't fantastic so we went outside for some fresh air. There were a few police around so i was asked by my friend to hide his bag of alcohol, i stupidly agreed and went for a long walk away from the gig and hid it in some bushes. Someone else had decided to store there drink there to so this was duly noted and i set off back to the gig. The gig as a whole was pretty poor and i ended up chatting to my friends girlfriend Rianna. We were fairly drunk by this time and we went for a walk to try and find her boyfriend who had disappeared. We got on really well (as people tend to do when they are drunk) and we didn't find her boyfriend. We decided that it would be an excellent idea to head back to the stash of drink and start on the other peoples. Eventually we were kitted out with a bottle of Magners each. This was consumed hastily and we started our journey back to the tents. On they we got a bit to close and i was pulled in for a kiss, this was the start of a lot of "making out" as we stumbled our way along the road. We bumped into a few people that we knew along the way but we were alert enough not to make anything noticeable and we continued on our merry way. Eventually we made it back to the island with the tents and it turned out none of them were occupied. We made our way into one of the tents and made ourselves comfy. This ended in us having a drunken sex in the tent until we were rudely interrupted sometime later by the owner of the tent. She was with some friends and was none to pleased about the whole situation. Clothes were hastily put on as i was told to "get the fuck out of the tent". I popped my head out and was rewarded with an accurate punch to the eye. I quickly retreated and told them i wasn't coming out if they were going to beat the shit out of me. They agreed to this and when i got out they exclaimed "fucking hell its Robbie Eisler, we thought it was some lochgilphead twat, your alright mate". No beating for me at least but my eye was swollen and in my haste i had left my boxers in the tent. The owner of the tent then threatened to rip my arms off and sew them to my legs and continued in the same manner for most of the night. The girl i was with was crying and asking to see her boyfriend and i quickly dived back into the tent and recovered my boxers. I didn't get an opportunity to put them on until sometime later the next day. For a while i just stood about panicking severely and wondering what the hell was going on, i had no place to sleep and had kind of fucked up. I went to my friends tent which he was in with his girlfriend and they lent me a blanket and let me sleep in the porch. Unfortunately my presence in the porch was not to spoil there night and i was treated to a gentle rocking of the tent and the occasional horrible noise. Eventually i managed to get some sleep, what didn't help was the fact it was severely windy outside and i was sleeping on a bed made out of bags and the ground. The coldest nights sleep of my life was had and eventually i woke up with a lovely black eye and went for a walk to the shop with the owner of the other tent who had kindly forgiven me for the previous nights shenanigans. We then met up with some other people that had stayed in a house nearby and waited for the bus. I got the bus to my friends house and told him the story which amused him greatly. The next day i went to a small island for a family holiday and have been out of contact with everyone for a week and have no idea what the situation is.

The End.

Tldr: I had sex with my friends girlfriend in someone else tent which resulted in the loss of my virginity, a black eye, most likely a lot of pissed of people and the realization that maybe i am not the nice person i thought i was.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 12 Apr 2008, 12:35
There, was that so hard?

I had more beer today, and I stayed up 24 straight hours again. If not for my hike today I would not know what day it is right now.

reugheuihrguinaeunrg sleep deprivation is making me very very very very very very very insane right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 12 Apr 2008, 12:46
I stayed up for something like 40 hours once and afterwards when i was looking back on it it was incredibly hard to tell what happened when.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: valley_parade on 12 Apr 2008, 14:46
no, no definitely not sober right now
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 12 Apr 2008, 18:07
A whole lot of crazy.

Oh snap. That was a good story. Also I hope you are alright.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: valley_parade on 12 Apr 2008, 18:08
i'm good liz. sall good. thanks for yur support tyhough.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 12 Apr 2008, 18:10
Well that's good. I was actually not referring to your post but if it makes you feel better, okay.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 12 Apr 2008, 21:12
I stayed up for something like 40 hours once and afterwards when i was looking back on it it was incredibly hard to tell what happened when.

A friend just told me that if you stay awake for longer than 72 hours, California considers you legally insane.

Just another Monday for me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Coreh on 12 Apr 2008, 21:16
SUP MOTHERFUCKERS THERE AIN'T ENOUGH DRUNK IN THIS THREAD
I'M UPPIN THE DRUNK QUOTA
FUCKERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSS



(suck my dick!)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 Apr 2008, 22:34
Your mouth was made to suck my kiss <dick><

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 12 Apr 2008, 22:39
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I love Macs, I wish I had one of my own like this one, unlike my stupid fucking COMPAQ piece of shit keeps gettin' broken. Glad my friend let me use his computer, though he thinks I was only checking my bank account so we could make a TACO BELL RUN!






................... Jesus christ, I think I've had enough tonight. It's taken me like 10 minutes to post the last few ones here.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Coreh on 12 Apr 2008, 23:09
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LOL I'M DRUNJK!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jeph on 12 Apr 2008, 23:51
I have a theme going this week

the theme is "irish whiskeys named after parts of the female body"

so far I have found and drunk two:

Red Breast and Black Bush

I guess what I am trying to say is I AM DRUNK ON BLACK BUSH RIGHT NOW
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 13 Apr 2008, 02:49
Climbing onto the roof of a squatted housing advice centre and then clambering up so you can see an awesome view of the city is excellent. Plus, last time I was pissed and on a roof I nearly snuffed it but this time was all smooth so I'm pretty chuffed about that. It was probably because last time I was wielding shitty Heineken but this time I was on Sam Smith's organic.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 13 Apr 2008, 03:27
the theme is "irish whiskeys named after parts of the female body"

Let me know when you find one named "Finnegan's Vagina" because that sounds like an excellent name for any beverage.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 13 Apr 2008, 04:44
Yeah I'm alright, thanks for asking. It's more the fact that I have probably fucked up someones relationship rather badly and I never thought of the type of person to do that before. People have done it to me and boy was that a kick in the balls.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Symptom on 13 Apr 2008, 07:59
still, ledhendrix, high five for first timer, no matter how messy it was!

And, everyone is an asshole at some point, with or without reason. Maybe now that you've been one you will be more understanding to people who screw things up accidently in the future. Which will make you an even nicer kid.

Also, Vodka.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 13 Apr 2008, 08:00
Well, at least you're not a candy-ass virgin anymore.

'Sides, didn't you say he laughed at the end?



Edit: The person above is peeing in the woods.  Greetings, fellow woods-pisser!  Enjoy the fresh air on your junk!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 13 Apr 2008, 11:04
Nah that was my other friend. I don't really know the guy who's girlfriend it was. Well i do, but he's not a close friend more a nice guy thats a friend's friend. I doubt he laughed to be honest.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 13 Apr 2008, 13:25
Not drunk right now, but hanging like hell. This weekend was epic. Went down to Bristol for a friend's party and got absolutely wasted on punch that had around 2 1/2 litres of vodka in it along with god only knows what else. Far too much pink food colouring. Woke up yesterday with the 2nd worst hangover ever, and went out last night to a pub and then a gay bar, flying on residual drunkenness and a good few pints of cider. Woke up this morning with the WORST hangover ever, and had to spend several hours on a coach, fighting the urge to vomit into my handbag.

Awesome.
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Post by: Patrick on 13 Apr 2008, 14:11
God fucking damnit, I will never be drunk again I swear to God.

Hahaha you say this now...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 13 Apr 2008, 15:23
What the hell, when did I post this shit?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 13 Apr 2008, 15:49
Drunk shit

Then.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 13 Apr 2008, 15:54
drunken thread is druuuuuuuunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 13 Apr 2008, 16:33
beeeerlin.
canr spell it without beeerererr.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 13 Apr 2008, 18:56
He's the best there is at what he does and what he does ain't very nice.

(Psssst. What he does is get drunk and dress up like a superhero)
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Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 13 Apr 2008, 19:17
Okay, legit question I need to get to the bottom of: Is it still considered drinking alone if you're on the phone with someone?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 13 Apr 2008, 19:27
Yes, only sadder.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 13 Apr 2008, 19:30
I think it depends. If you were already drinking and decided to call them, you're drinking alone. But if you called someone that lived far enough away and decided it would be fun to drink, then that's not really drinking alone. As long as they are also drinking on the other end of the line.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 13 Apr 2008, 21:13
Guys I think ZJGent is probably one of the best forumites ever.

500 or so posts and 78% of them utterly trashed

ohhhh yes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: thegreatbuddha on 14 Apr 2008, 21:48
A few friends and myself plowed through a handle of cuervo over the last 3 hours. I hate shitty tequila, but it tastes ok when its free.

Also, fuck blue laws for making the liquor store close at 10. what the shit is that about?

Edit: FUCK. Iwent to my car to grab some cigs and realized the liquor store threw in a fifth of jack on the house. If I'm at the liquor store so much they give me free booze, does that make me an alcoholic?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 15 Apr 2008, 07:25
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Apr 2008, 19:05
I'm a college student. It is my dream to become good enough friends with the proprietor of a liquor store to where they give me booze on the house.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Apr 2008, 19:22
is it possible to become intoxicated via meat

Was the meat soaking in alcohol and then eaten raw? Because maybe then!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 15 Apr 2008, 19:38
But then it would have to either be Everclear or you'd have to consume a lot of fucking raw meat, and I can't imagine that that's a good idea, ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 15 Apr 2008, 21:34
Raw meat is actually surprisingly tasty. You just can't leave it sitting around for fucking ages.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Coreh on 15 Apr 2008, 23:52
1000th POST MOTHERFUCKERS!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Apr 2008, 06:57
huh? Your postcount says 524.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 16 Apr 2008, 06:59
1000th post of the thread. I thought the same thing.


Uh, I mean, I AM SO DURNK LAWLZ
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Apr 2008, 07:01
What time is it in Australia? This doesn't seem like a time you should be posting.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 16 Apr 2008, 07:04
Just after midnight. Why don't you think I should be posting at this time?

Man, we should start another after midnight thread. I would be all over that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Apr 2008, 07:14
*shrug* I didn't know what time it was.

You should start an after midnight thread. Do it right now, to confuse all of us amurkans.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 16 Apr 2008, 10:18
"After Midnight" is a terrible song.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 Apr 2008, 11:01
Fuck off Eric Clapton is my God.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 16 Apr 2008, 13:56
Even God makes mistakes sometimes.

I want to make a "Joe Hocking" joke now but that'd just be mean.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 16 Apr 2008, 15:29
God had nothing to do with me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 16 Apr 2008, 17:54
Don't be silly, Patrick. Everyone loves "After Midnight." Come on, let's sing it together!

After Midnight

WE'RE GONNA LET IT ALL HANG OUT!


After Midnight

WE'RE GONNA CHUG-A-LUG AND SHOUT!!

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 16 Apr 2008, 19:12
I am drunk. Someone post some pictures of breasts.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 16 Apr 2008, 20:26
(http://www.taunton.com/CMS/uploadedImages/Images/Cooking/Main_Meals/c00216_08.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 16 Apr 2008, 21:22
I see what you did.

   CLEVER
      /
 :-D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 16 Apr 2008, 21:24
Damn, that looks good. Too mad those are corn tortillas though.

But why are there three of them? Three breasts are just unnatural.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 16 Apr 2008, 22:55
Tldr: I had sex with my friends girlfriend in someone else tent which resulted in the loss of my virginity, a black eye, most likely a lot of pissed of people and the realization that maybe i am not the nice person i thought i was.

Infidelity is a very tricky subject.  In most cases, I think that the blame lies mainly with the person doing the cheating.  The exception is if the cheat-accomplice is friends with the cheatee. 

Nah that was my other friend. I don't really know the guy who's girlfriend it was. Well i do, but he's not a close friend more a nice guy thats a friend's friend. I doubt he laughed to be honest.

See, you didn't really know the guy.  I suppose you might feel bad, since you think he's nice, but it's not really your fault.  You had an opportunity with a willing participant.  She was willing even though she had a boyfriend, therefore that is her issue. 

Now, if you were friends with the dude, then there would be some betrayal on your part.  But this isn't the case.  Maybe others might disagree, but I don't really think it is your job to regulate another person's morals.  If they want to cheat, they will do it, and that is their choice. 

Oh I am not drunk enough.  Soon I will be.  11 days till non-stop drunkenness! Oh wait actually I have exams stupid being born during typical spring exam times. 
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Post by: blaha 41 on 17 Apr 2008, 10:19
Oh I am not drunk enough.  Soon I will be.  11 days till non-stop drunkenness! Oh wait actually I have exams stupid being born during typical spring exam times. 

edited for clarity: i spent my birthday reading about game theory every year during undergrad. sweet! i even forgot my own birthday once... of course my parents forgot it twice so i'm not too worried.

last night we had barbera d'alba and i got my best friend's big brother a bit tipsy. i was supposed to go drink champagne and burgundy in celebration of nothing, but my friend flaked. of course are we really friends if we've only met once and just keep texting/calling each other about nothing and never actually hang out? i think she has a real job so i forgive her for flaking... and for not using email. i think she's from DC.

TONIGHT: i have a dilemma because i can't decide how weird/pathetic it would be to go to a cheap byob place to have dinner and drink most of a bottle of wine by myself... it's lovely how it's more economically feasible to waste a little bit of wine than it is to pay for two beers at a bar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 18 Apr 2008, 16:46
LEHAAAAAJH MOTERFUCKIN BILBY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 18 Apr 2008, 17:39
Im on two hours of sleep, drinkin Knob Creek, and being an obnoxiuos ass.  I cant stop ending my sentecnes with 'Real talk'.  I BLAME THIS FORUM.

I take that back, i lub my phone.

(i said i hated it a seocnd ago)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StaedlerMars on 18 Apr 2008, 17:57
drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 18 Apr 2008, 21:09
I'm on time out.  i'm too old to be on timeout.  i an grown man. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: valley_parade on 18 Apr 2008, 23:34
fuuuuuuuuuuukkkchyehaaa
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 18 Apr 2008, 23:44
Wah, I woke up with blurry vision and clam breath!  Why the fuck did I have a seafood binge at the pinnacle of my drunkennews tonight? 
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Post by: Emaline on 19 Apr 2008, 01:15
So heres the deal;. I went to a rock band party, and fucking rocked out/ Then my best friend/cowprker/boss sort of type person, becoknod me to a bed she and the dude she likes was laying in. We were all drunk as fuck. I may or may not have done some dirty things with them. Nothing that sirty! Clothes stayed on. but yeah..l..... Oh man. I regret nothing, though. I just hope nobod is pissed at me tomorrow.


I also think I sent the dude I like some vaguely dirty texts. I am hoping that I didn't, but I remember typeing them out. Oh man. I really hope he isn't sangrys tomorrow.
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Post by: valley_parade on 19 Apr 2008, 05:06
Jon and Rachel made me leave my phone at home so I wouldn't drunk dial a friend of mine that I totally wouldn't mind making out with.

I ended up IMing her when we got back. It appears she was as drunk as I am. My Adium chat transcripts are showing complete gibberish.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 19 Apr 2008, 06:28
BREASTICLES!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: a pack of wolves on 19 Apr 2008, 13:50
Teatime drinking is excellent. I've already been out and gotten boozed and now I'm all ready to go see DJ Donna Summer and get fully messy. I'm hoping for shenanigans.

Plus, fuck Simply Red. Fuck them massively.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 19 Apr 2008, 14:35
Damn, that looks good. Too mad those are corn tortillas though.
Flower tortillas are for gringos, buey.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 20 Apr 2008, 21:03
As a final send-off to 4/20 I smoked at 11:59. I've spent the whole day high and I'll likely still be high when I wake up tomorrow.
How was everyone else's 4/20 celebrations?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 20 Apr 2008, 21:20
Flower tortillas are for gringos, buey.

Or for people who grew up on border food. Okay okay, so maybe I am a gringo. What of it?
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Post by: Nodaisho on 20 Apr 2008, 21:54
Damn, that looks good. Too mad those are corn tortillas though.
Flower tortillas are for gringos, buey.
Or people that get tired of those corn tortillas splitting and dropping the contents on the ground. I haven't been to mexico, but I am pretty sure the mexican restaurant in my father's hometown (middle-o-nowhereville with more people that speak Spanish than don't) is run by people that actually lived in Mexico, though that does make me wonder why they have burritos on the menu, probably it is expected of them.
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Apr 2008, 08:38
My Adium chat transcripts are showing complete gibberish.

I DEMAND PROOF

Or people that get tired of those corn tortillas splitting and dropping the contents on the ground.

Get/make less shitty corn tortillas, then. Because hard taco shells are always going to be shit and this fact will never change. My mom makes bitchin' corn tortillas (thank god for her 25 years living in central California) and they do not split.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 21 Apr 2008, 09:25
Not just the hard shells!  The soft corn tortillas split, too.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 21 Apr 2008, 10:11
Yeah, Not to mention I like the texture of a flour tortilla better. It cooks better as well, so making enchiladas or king ranch chicken with flour tortillas is my preferred method. Though since it is cooking something that's meant to be eaten with a fork I don't mind the corn tortillas in that context.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 21 Apr 2008, 12:25
Oh man who the hell makes enchiladas with flour tortillas you are a bad person.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Nodaisho on 21 Apr 2008, 17:07
Get/make less shitty corn tortillas, then. Because hard taco shells are always going to be shit and this fact will never change. My mom makes bitchin' corn tortillas (thank god for her 25 years living in central California) and they do not split.
I don't mind hard taco shells breaking, I am talking about actual corn tortillas, the soft kind. Taco shells you can stop the stuff falling out just with pressure on both sides, that doesn't work with soft tortillas.

And like Boro said, I like texture and flavor of a flour tortilla better, corn chips are better than flour tortilla chips, but that is because they have extra salt on them, corn needs salt.
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Apr 2008, 17:58
Not just the hard shells!  The soft corn tortillas split, too.

Like I said: get/make less shitty corn tortillas. If they split, whoever made them was doing it wrong. That or they've been in storage too long.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Nodaisho on 21 Apr 2008, 18:06
Not just the hard shells!  The soft corn tortillas split, too.

Like I said: get/make less shitty corn tortillas. If they split, whoever made them was doing it wrong. That or they've been in storage too long.
How long is too long?

Hang on... I am trying to remember if those corn tortillas were actually tortillas, or if they were supposed to be tamale wrappings. No... the tortillas split too, I just remember the tamale wrappings especially because the tamales were nasty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 21 Apr 2008, 18:17
Listen guys, the last time I was sober I had to bang myself over the head with a brick for five days just to convince myself I wasn't having some terrible nightmare. Uh huh.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 21 Apr 2008, 18:30
How long is too long?

More than a week, I'd say. It's kindof like cigars, you gotta at least keep them humid. Downside: mold. So you've got to eat them that quick anyway.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 21 Apr 2008, 19:22
I have had lots of vodka. Lotsandslotsandlots of vodka. Probably too much vodka. It's not even good vodka. Still. Lots of it. After a while it doesn't burn any more. I have a crush on Alex. It's better I say that here than other places. I'm not allowed to have crushes I always crush on the wrong girl and then shit goes down and it's miserable.

I'm drunk and I've had lots of vodka.

Also half a litre of this jelly vodka i made by putting haribo into a bottle of vodka and leaving it a few days and then blending it up so that it was liquid ish. it's still jelly but it's still liquid and it tastes entirely of delicious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 21 Apr 2008, 19:25
Well I've just finished work and my till is down 200 quid. Do I blame the new guy we had on trial? I don't know where it could have gone and I was a bit unsure of him from the start.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 21 Apr 2008, 20:45
The real question is...does corn or wheat make better booze?

I guess it depends on how you feel about 'shine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 21 Apr 2008, 21:03
The correct answer is barley
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: calenlass on 21 Apr 2008, 22:00
FUCK YEAH SEAKING


I am so ready for D*Con to roll around so that I can have pictures of me in that costume with copious booze at hand and I can say fuck yeah seaking and actually have a decent image reference.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 21 Apr 2008, 23:32
Man I've been kind of stressed and confused and messed about by a lady, and I am really looking forwards to being able to drink when my exams are finished in about nineteen hours.
This makes me not want to drink, because fuck, alcoholism is scary.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: littlelove on 22 Apr 2008, 19:11
baked  :-)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 22 Apr 2008, 20:59
God Saturday can't come soon enough! Tigerfest, basically my college's one day a year excuse for a campuswide (and subsequently townwide) drunkenness and deabauchery will soon be nigh! First, I shall get wasted, second, I shall go to the festival and listen to the shitty bands and most probably be thrown out for disorderly conduct, thirdly I plan on making an attempt to drink God himself (my friend Brian) under the table, and to make as many people my bitch at beer pong as possible, and to knock over the beeramid with a well placed shoe one it reached its ultimate height, and then to quash any subsequent attempts at restacking the cans back up.

There will be friends, music, liquor, cheap booze that comes in cans, and several girls that I like very much hanging out with me for extended periods of time! If I screw this day up I will have no one but myself to blame. Seriously, I'm this close to burning out on classes this year, and I need this Saturday so badly to blow off some steam.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Apr 2008, 21:27
You! You're the bastard that wreaks the beeramid! You are a loathsome individual.
Good luck with your partying.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 23 Apr 2008, 18:57
I have to say I prefer almost any kind of vodka to Jack Daniels. Preferably Stolichnaya, though.

Just putting it out there.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 23 Apr 2008, 20:14
i've had a few beers. i think i may go and have some more though.
then i will return for hilarious drunk posting action.
except i'm perfectly fairly coherent when inebriated.  meh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: David_Dovey on 23 Apr 2008, 21:44
This thread is so damn lucky that I'm not taking my laptop to Brisbane this weekend.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 23 Apr 2008, 22:54
drinkin alone,
drinkin' at home,
no one to phone,
no one to bone,
I've been to ROme,
I'd like a scone
Not really, but i can;t think of anything else that rhymes
shit wait, that didn't rhyme
fuck it.

guitar solo

squiddlydiddlydiddlysquiddlediddleddidlesquiddle
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: SeanBateman on 24 Apr 2008, 06:14
I killed a bottle of decent vodka last night. I feel shitty today. I also am realizing more and more that I really just don't like being drunk that much anymore, or at least really don't like myself when I'm drunk.


The only drunk me that I like is the one who posts on this board, actually.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 24 Apr 2008, 08:28
I haven't gotten drunk since I turned old.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blanktom on 24 Apr 2008, 16:17
woo drunk posting i have nothing else to say apart from that and other stuff that would rurn into a huge rant about crap so yeah

drinking on a thursday woo. and i shall be doing the same tomorrow
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Post by: Emaline on 25 Apr 2008, 14:20
Dear Drunk thread,


Should I go to a party where I will more than likely get super drunk? Or go watch some dudes play D&D?

If I go to the party, I will feel uncool and awkward because it is a hipster party, and I am not hip at all. I've been to these parties before and it's a toss up on whether they are fun or not. Sometimes they are fun, and sometimes they are incredibly boring.

I've never hung out with the D&D kids. They come into my work sometimes. I barely know them, but I got invited along. There probably won't be any alcohol, and it could either be really interesting or really boring. Meh.

What to do, drunk thread???
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Xocoyol on 25 Apr 2008, 14:29
There's always plenty of booze at D&D games.
Five drunk people pretending to be dwarves, elves, fairies and what not is oh so much more fun.

:P
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Apr 2008, 14:40
Dear Drunk thread,
Should I go to a party where I will more than likely get super drunk? Or go watch some dudes play D&D?

dear emaline,
watching dudes play d&d isn't super fun times. even if they also have booze.
go to the party.

love,
anna
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 25 Apr 2008, 15:19
But watching hipsters smoke and bitch about music is only so fun for so long. The last party, I was there for maybe half an hour, and I left. If this one is also lame, maybe I'll ditch it for the gay bar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 25 Apr 2008, 15:25
I've had like 4 beers. Thanks to certain issues with a certain female (all I will say regarding the subject is FUCK YOU, FATES) I am upset. I am considering drinking lots of raki (97% alcoHELL YEAH), playing acoustic guitar on the balcony while drunker than shit, having a good bit of water, and going to bed.

Fuck it, I'm just gonna drink water and go to bed.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Apr 2008, 15:29
If this one is also lame, maybe I'll ditch it for the gay bar.

excellent idea.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Aminal on 25 Apr 2008, 22:22
Dear fellow alcoholics,

I had me some chicken fangers and drank my wine.  Then I made a 28yr old man from Appomattox, VA watch FLCL.  "This is why we should never have bombed them," he said.

Thank you and good night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 25 Apr 2008, 22:34
I expect I may get drunk tomorrow night. Then I will come here and cyber-hit on all the ladies and/or mope about how sad I am.
See you then, drunk thread!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 25 Apr 2008, 23:41
Dear fucking drunk thread,

Hipster party got cancelled. I was already on my way, so I didn't go to the dungeons and dragons party.

I instead got invited to a rock band party. I fucking love rock band, so yes, this was a great idea. However, we fucking sat there and watched the fucking baseball game. What the fuck. I didn't fucking come over to watch some stupid ass baseball game. I came to get drunk and pretend I'm a mother fuxcking rockstar. So I drank enough to get me tipsy, and then sat around talking to a pretty lady about dirty things, and some fucking doucehbag frat boy kept fucking interupting us being a fucking idiot and asking us inappropiate questions, followed by "IT"S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHES" Good. It's means you are one year closer to dying. I can't fucking wait. Then he called just lesbian whores. Dude, was totally getting laid tonight! I told him I prefered the phrase cuntsucker, and then left.

Now I am home. Depressed and lonely as fuck, and working on a bottle of rum. Because you know, alcohol + depression + loneliness = good combination! Its a good thing I don't have to work for awhile.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 26 Apr 2008, 00:30
Emaline, the source of all your problems is obviously the rum. Rum is a silly drink that does nothing but wrong.
Get some whiskey, girl.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 26 Apr 2008, 00:30
Oh and punch a dude in the face.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 26 Apr 2008, 00:44
cam't sleep, bed's on fire

so i'll just drinmk vermouth for a while
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: muteKi on 26 Apr 2008, 01:04
Does anyone ever come back here to this thread and look at their posts and go "what the hell is up with that"?

Also, today was blowout, i.e., the last day of classes. I did not go over to blow a 0.0 on a Breathalyzer for a free T-Shirt if you get my drift. HURR HURR HURR
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 26 Apr 2008, 01:47
hai guyz
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 26 Apr 2008, 02:41
Does anyone ever come back here to this thread and look at their posts and go "what the hell is up with that"?

I got fairly drunk around christmas time and made this post (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,18574.msg581713.html#msg581713). I found it days later and was thoroughly amused.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 26 Apr 2008, 04:05
Dear drunk thred,

went to party as my friend;s wingman/accomplice, had lots of fun. also; fuck my high tolerance, i shouldn't have to drink 2x more than everyone else to get half as drunk.
Also; apperances can be deceiving, scene look =/= music taste.  :cry:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 26 Apr 2008, 11:52
Emaline, the source of all your problems is obviously the rum. Rum is a silly drink that does nothing but wrong.
Get some whiskey, girl.


James, the rum is all I had. I left my vodka at the lame baseball game party. I could have had whiskey that night, because my friend had brought some to that party, but we both ended up leaving and I wanted to just end the night. So no whiskey that night.


And I will punch a dude in the face, if a)I see him again, b) he doesn't apologize, and c)continues to act like a douchebag.

Typically, whenever I get drunk and act like a jerk, I apologize my ass off.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 26 Apr 2008, 12:04
your night should have ended with you punching that guy and going to the gay bar as originally planned.
in my opinion anyway.
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Post by: Emaline on 26 Apr 2008, 12:16
Some times, when the night gets so shitty(example: Last nights two shitty parties, one nights one shitty party, plus being carded at some random restaurant, and some lady at a gas station bitching at me because her night has sucked) so I don't feel like doing anything but sitting at home.

I might go to the gay bar tonight. Just because there is another party that I don't feel like going to.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 26 Apr 2008, 12:47
I have b een drinking since 11, my god, I mean, just, like, wow. I fuckin'; love jack daniels, and I take my whisky like all shots completely straight, nbo chasers, chasers are for those that own vaginas. Not that there's any problem with that. Now I'm going to get off my friend;'s mac, and go listen to a band
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Post by: morca007 on 26 Apr 2008, 15:07
I have b een drinking since 11, my god, I mean, just, like, wow. I fuckin'; love jack daniels, and I take my whisky like all shots completely straight, nbo chasers, chasers are for those that own vaginas. Not that there's any problem with that. Now I'm going to get off my friend;'s mac, and go listen to a band
Agreed. Jack needs no adulteration.
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Post by: Emaline on 26 Apr 2008, 15:18
At the last rock band party I was at, my friend had people swigging Jack Daniel's. She would get pissed when people didn't do it. I think at the end of the night, it was only me and her drinking any of it. 
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Post by: Tom on 26 Apr 2008, 15:27
chasers are for those that own vaginas

Pimps own vaginas..
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Post by: Patrick on 26 Apr 2008, 18:37
Had beer, went to karaoke, sang "I Will Survive" in the same style as Cake only to be rejected by an entire audience of irony-ignorant Albanian twenty-somethings.

The Guinness wasn't even fresh. God damn it this week sucks for drinking.
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Post by: sean on 26 Apr 2008, 19:09
I just had a reasonable amount of whiskey. It hasn't hit me yet but we should have some good posting when it does.


edit ; oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

yeah!


edit the sequal: that was good whisky too. i thimk ima have more. it was old!
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Post by: sean on 26 Apr 2008, 20:18
i am drunk as balls but there is nobod to converse with forum wise

come ooooooooon saturday night shape up
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 26 Apr 2008, 20:19
i'd talk to you but you seem to not like me for some reason.

edit- never miiind we are talking on gabbly and you are okay!
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Post by: sean on 26 Apr 2008, 21:58
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
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Post by: ledhendrix on 27 Apr 2008, 06:47
This weekend i got very drunk one night and mucho fun. The next night it was my friends 18th and i didn't get so drunk, and went to a boring afterparty which had a guy that was far to drunk and annoying, a girl that was incredibly awful, just awful and thats all that can be said. Then i went to my friends house with a girl and sat up talking with her till 5:30 in the morning. This girl is someone i always end up talking to at parties, sometimes at considerable length but i don't really talk to her that much outside of parties. This time we were both pretty sober and we were still talking an awful amount of crap so thumbs up for that.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 27 Apr 2008, 19:05
God Yesterday was the most epic drinking day in my young life thus far. You think that post was bad? I more or less drank straight from 11 am to about 2 am last night. There was drinking before, and during, and after Tigerfest. We took shot after shot after shot, mainly because when I become inebriated I sort of act a lot like the friend Emaline mentioned. I don't take no for an answer.

Too bad the bands that were there sucked. I mean, it was really the lead singer of the Calling, and then this other group called The Roots or something like that, who apparently have had a few hits recently. I recognized one of there songs, like I recognized one of the Calling's songs, and the only reason I remembered it was because I hated it so much when I accidently heard it on the radio.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 28 Apr 2008, 09:55
It's my birthday and I am having Chardonnay for lunch.  Round Hill 2006.  It is surprisingly good.  It starts nice and crisp, and when sipped slowly, some light, almost smoky flavors are coming out as it warms to room temperature.  Surprising complexity from an $8 wine.  B+. 

Oh shit I have to go to class now. 

Tonight, genuine drunkenness.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 29 Apr 2008, 06:19
Okay I am for sure still drunk.

Never again will I barhop challenging every bartender to make me a drink that would "kick my ass."

I still made it to four bars.  I definitely drank more Tabasco sauce than is advisable though.
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Post by: Aminal on 29 Apr 2008, 10:12
My stomach burns and my heart aches for you. (And even if you take that and reverse it, it still works!)
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 29 Apr 2008, 11:18
Never again will I barhop challenging every bartender to make me a drink that would "kick my ass."

Funny story, but I fully plan on doing this in June.
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Post by: frunK on 29 Apr 2008, 11:51
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this is when i type with my face and head
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prettty m uch i bash i face intoi the keyboard
drunk +interbutts + awesome
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Post by: SugaRush on 30 Apr 2008, 08:35
I want some absinthe.  :-(

yeck. i tried a shot rightfully dubbed the green devil in spain, composed of absinthe and some disgusting other thing. as the one heralded as the one who drank everything, that was one shot i couldn't finish. about a year ago, i realized a small licquor shop not too far away from school sold small bottles of absinthe. beautiful times those were. i might still have have a couple of unopened beauts somewhere in my room.

currently, i'm counting down the minutes til i can run back to my room and work through my bicardi. *yum
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Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Apr 2008, 08:52
Fight you, absinthe is basically distilled delicious.

Want.
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Post by: Aminal on 30 Apr 2008, 09:06
What do you mean, "finish"?  There is either a shot, or there is not.
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Post by: muteKi on 30 Apr 2008, 09:35
Perhaps there is a state of quantum flux in which the shot both exists and does not exist at the same time?
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Post by: 0bsessions on 30 Apr 2008, 09:52
Perhaps they downed the shot and then spat it right back up like a little pansy.
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Post by: Dissy on 30 Apr 2008, 14:36
What happened to liking fish?  I like fish!  What's all thus liking of Ben Hur bout?  I need moar alchy.
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Post by: Patrick on 30 Apr 2008, 14:42
Ohhh boy. The last time I did shots was 355 days ago. Let's see, that was the night of the Irish car bombs, the raki, the rum, the beer, the shouting at the douchebag who cut in line at the club...

I made a great impression on everybody present, I am certain of it. Hey, who wants to drink with me *over the internet*?
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Post by: SugaRush on 01 May 2008, 13:55
i've had a few beers. i think i may go and have some more though.
then i will return for hilarious drunk posting action.
except i'm perfectly fairly coherent when inebriated.  meh

ah! i'm with you there. when i drink, i'm almost perfectly coherent, and have been known to debate quite extensively on any topic, with minimal slurring. in fact, it's quite difficult to tell how much i've had, except for the fact that you can smell the alcohol coming out of my pores.
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Post by: Patrick on 01 May 2008, 15:10
hahaha oh man i am actualyl drunk and postin in this thread haha fuck an i'm on skype with an old mate of mine un luxembourg. fuck i am wasted tight now. i can't feal my fingertips or my lips right now

man i am drunker tha ive neem om a year, shit
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Post by: Social Bacon on 01 May 2008, 18:47
I'm eating fucking amazing toast. :-D
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Post by: Patrick on 01 May 2008, 22:43
That post was almost exactly one hour before my first drunken-vomiting experience.

Never before have I been prouder to have done something so completely fuckwitted.
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Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 13:02
Hey guys what's up

(Patrick I am a seasoned drinker and I am renowned for my ability to vomit with care and precision, it is really not that big a fuckwit thing to do if you don't vomit anywhere inconvenient)


Hey guys what's up
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Post by: Ballard on 02 May 2008, 13:11
I was talking to him on AIM as he vomited.

It makes me feel special to know that I was (relatively) present at his first time.
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Post by: Patrick on 02 May 2008, 13:26
Oh man, awesome, my first drunken blackout experience, too!

Still ain't ever had a hangover. The way I figure it, though, is that if 20 shots' worth of JD won't do it, nothing will.
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Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 13:40
Hangovers are largely caused by type/quality of alcohol drank, how much you ate/drank before you started getting pissed, age, and other minor factors more than by how much you actually drank.

I find getting messy on beers leaves me with a largely headache based hangover from dehydration, while if I hit up homebrew whiskey, or just a broad assortment of other liquors I wind up with the nauseous sickly vitamin B deficiency hangover.

Handy tip for avoiding hangovers!

Pop a berocca and get a good feed before you go out. During the night try to match your alcoholic drinks for water in a 2 for 1 ratio (this will also stop barstaff from cutting you off early!). Pop another berocca when you wake up in the morning. It is virtually impossible to get any kind of real hangover with this unless you are drinking moonshine on an empty stomach in 50 degree heat.

Still I am pretty much of the school of thought that a good hangover is the payment for a good night out. I have not had a chance to really go out and cultivate a really good hangover so far this year. Usually I stick to one or two types of booze and drink fuckloads of water so hangovers are not an issue but there are those special nights where you go out and everytime a bartender asks you what you want you say "surprise me" or you try to drink some of everything they have and then you wake up wanting to DIE.
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Post by: jhocking on 02 May 2008, 13:42
Hangovers are largely caused by

LIAR hangovers are caused by evil demons hammering your head while you sleep.
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Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 13:49
What really pisses me off are people who complain that they have a hangover. If you can speak, or operate any kind of device that allows you to communicate with another human being, or even have the cognitive capacities to formulate the thought "I have a hangover, this sucks", you do not have a real hangover, you have a bit of a headache and maybe feel a little sick. Plenty of people go their entire lives without a real hangover. A real hangover is a fucking crushing blow on your unconscious mind, sending your brain into panic mode. A really good hangover is almost as good as being drunk because you are just so paralyzed with the sheer horror of what you are feeling that your brain kind of shuts down and opens up the doorway for a crazed primal animal to step through and take over possession of your body. A real hangover will make a devout Christian doubt the existence of their God, and cause a devout Atheist to pray to a God they don't believe exists to make it end.

I'm eating fucking amazing toast. :-D

This is such a good post for this thread
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Post by: Ballard on 02 May 2008, 14:09
Hangovers are largely caused by

LIAR hangovers are caused by evil wives/girlfriends hammering your head while you sleep.

Fixed.
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Post by: Patrick on 02 May 2008, 14:14
Hangovers are largely caused by type/quality of alcohol

Emphasis mine. You miss the part where I was drinking JD?
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Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 14:20
When I say "quality" I mean "the person who distilled this was wearing pants at the time" Anything by any reputable brewery, or any homebrewer who knows what the fuck they're doing counts as quality in this case.
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Post by: karl gambolputty... on 02 May 2008, 14:24
So today is actually Bad Whiskey-Making Day, not No Pants Day?
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Post by: Hat on 02 May 2008, 14:46
Really the only difference for me is that as I get more and more drunk, I get louder, am more likely to get naked, and become a better or worse dancer, depending on what your standards for good dancing are.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 02 May 2008, 14:53
As the limit of my BAC approaches drunk, my chattiness and makeout variables increase, but in a friendly way. Happy makeouts that make people feel happy!
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Post by: karl gambolputty... on 02 May 2008, 14:56
Every once in a while I become a really mean drunk, and end up yelling at people, picking fights and/or storming out of bars.  I don't know where it comes from, or what brings it on, but it's pretty Dr. Jeckyll/Mr. Hyde.
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Post by: Patrick on 02 May 2008, 16:03
When I say "quality" I mean "the person who distilled this was wearing pants at the time" Anything by any reputable brewery, or any homebrewer who knows what the fuck they're doing counts as quality in this case.

God dude you're still missing the part where I WAS DRINKING JD.

My drunk personality is usually The Guy Who Is Cooler In His Mind Than He Is In Real Life. It makes for epic "I hate everything I did last night" moments.

Although it was pretty awesome last May when this one drunk chick kept talking to me (I was also drunk), and she had my head bent down to listen (shrt grl s shrt). At some point she kept giving me all this ~*Sage Worldly Advice*~, and it was just a spew of drunken crap that some college grads like to push on prospective freshmen. That was the point I told her, "You know, it's nice of you to pass on your wisdom in hopes that I learn something useful, but my hopes for that happening ended long ago when you started talking about frat parties. So now it's just an excuse to stare at your rack and not feel guilty."

Edited because I don't know how to grammar.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 02 May 2008, 16:16
heh last time i was really drunk (see: a while ago), i jokingly told this girl (who i didn't know) that was on the other side of a large window from me to take off her shirt, press her tits to the glass, and make the Manowar "sign of the hammer" above her head (left hand grabbing right wrist) and then she actually did it.

i was speechless with happiness.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 02 May 2008, 20:09
BLAH LAH DRUNK DRUNK FUCKin what thehell mai mean wha the hell man fuckin balls
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 03 May 2008, 00:36
I like people better when I've been drinking, but if you say something dumb I"m more likely to be an ass to you about it, but in a joking fashion.  I wish I could be so honest and yet accepting when I'm sober.  I have reflected on things and realized that I am more pleasant to be around when I have been drinking, and I am fully aware that this is sort of sad. 

I have been drinking beer and watching Army of Darkness.  It was a very good time, and I am very nicely tipsy, to that excellent point where typing is definitely an effort, but its still fun.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 03 May 2008, 04:19
I realise that saying this in the Drunk thread might be a bad idea, but I don't drink alcoshmols. HOWEVER when I'm around people who are very drunk I begin feeling as though I am inhaling their drunkenness. A rather spectacular party a few years ago saw me dancing barefoot in the moonlight in the middle of the street with three people I had never met before but who had drunk so much they thought I was a goddess.

I woke up the next morning with a very bad headache. I think I have a rare disease called Madidus Osmositus.

That is not a real disease.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 03 May 2008, 04:35
I got drawn on.
WITH MY OWN MARKERS.
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Post by: Aminal on 03 May 2008, 19:11
Tonight I was kind of an asshole at the Outback!  A guy across the bar bought me a drink because I cheered his daughter for graduating, and I had my first Tom Collins cuz that SonofWhatshisface mentioned them in the cocktail thread. 

Then I got a little loud.  And decided I needed a blueberry martini.  Which, of course, only made me louder.

But it's not like I was rude to the staff or anything, in fact I beamed radiant smiles at them whenever they brought me food.  I almost kissed the girl who said I could have both broccoli and mashed potatoes as my side.  So I guess I was just a little bit obnoxious, not really an asshole.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 03 May 2008, 20:07
When I'm drunk I think I'm the coolest and most important person in the world. I also love to tell people my life story, I will continue talking for hours if no one stops me.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 03 May 2008, 20:41
So I guess I was just a little bit obnoxious, not really an asshole.

You might have felt obnoxious, but from the sounds of things it is more likely that people found you hilarious. 

I bought Gin, vermouth, and olives today, and am practicing to make an excellent martini.  It's a trial and error process.  They seem to be getting better, but at this point I don't think I'd even notice if I made the best martini ever.  I shall delay experimentation until a later date.
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Post by: Cernunnos on 03 May 2008, 21:13
Guys I pretty much only post when i have had a drink.

This is why I don't post much.
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Post by: Emaline on 04 May 2008, 12:14
Rock band party last night. I drank way too much. I sing too much as well. And when I got home I managed to hit on a guy from work via ims, and be an absolutely mopey bastard at a guy I like and am vaguely seeing. This may or may not have included me saying that more often than not I wish I was not alive. And I may have told him some things that I tend to keep secret from everyone.


And then I dyed my hair blue.




And now I have a terrible hangover, complete with headache and excessive bitchiness.


Please. Don't ever let me drink again.
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Post by: Jinjo on 05 May 2008, 00:50
Last night I took shots of warm rum. Mmmm. It burned going down. Now I'm drinking some gross vodka with sprite. Nothing like some cheap liquor to make mixed drinks.
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Post by: ZJGent on 05 May 2008, 11:10
Guys I pretty much only post when i have had a drink.

Me too! Unfortunately, this doesn't mean I've cut down on either posting or drinking.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 06 May 2008, 00:12
I keep typing up posts in other threads and then thinking, do I really want to post this?  Maybe I"m not drunk enough, but I tend to err on the side of not posting (hence my relatively low postcount despite being here for quite a while).  Drunk thread... you guys probably understand. 

You know what's tricky?  Drunk Wacom navigation.  Why is it so hard to browse the internet with a pen?  It's not hard to draw, just navigate. 
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Post by: Ballard on 06 May 2008, 12:34
I was rather sloshed on Cosmojitos and Mint (and lots of booze) lemonades from dinner on Friday.

Unfortunately I forgot to post here.

I also flaked on Rocky Horror because both me and my better half were too tired to go.
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Post by: Gemmwah on 06 May 2008, 14:45
skittle vodka and lemonade and cherryade.

mmmmmmmmmm.
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Post by: Aminal on 07 May 2008, 20:34
so here's how i roll: my friend says, hey marilyn, let's commemortae our college experience by playing bar golf.  i say ok, but only the front nine or i'll die from alkie posioning.  he says, sure.  round 6: EVERYONE WANT STO PUSS OUT ON ME.  UNACCDEPTABLE.  I vomited behind the post office to stay in the game!  I'm not jut gonna quit now!  I make it to round 7 of 9 before I reakize,m hey, irreversible unhappiness is imminent.  I refuse to finish my Angry Amigo Margarita! (it has jalapenos so it burns goinmg down.  grrr!  it's for 6th years only!)  I hate tequila!  Mfriend says, hey marilyn, i beat you at bar golf.

Well dammit I made it to 7 of Nine, and 7 of Nine is never bad.

This is at least the 3rd st:voyager joke i've  made in forum-peoples type presence.  SHIT.
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Post by: mberan42 on 07 May 2008, 21:48
Drunk enough to visit the QC forums after 4 months! Woo!
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Post by: Ozymandias on 07 May 2008, 22:54
Man, Marill, you are winrar. Drunken Star Trek references are never bad.

I had a drunken argument with my friend's gf over Voyager vs. DS9 last time I was drunk. Epic.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 08 May 2008, 01:55
So I've got this Political Science course this semester.  It's about utopias.  Basically we've read Ecotopia and Huxley's Island and then learned about some real life intentional communities-like the Amish and hippie communes.  Our final project is to describe our own personal utopian vision.  Basically, I just have to write about how I think the world could be a better place.  I'm having way too much fun, and am slightly drunk on fictional power.  Also on wine and whiskey.  Yes, I take this class very seriously.

I'm at six pages after taking a break to go to the bar.  I was wearing one of my high school Cross Country T-Shirts and the bartender commented on it.  Turns out she used to live in my hometown and dated my Mock Trial coach back in the day.  I am endlessly amazed at how small the world really is. 

I also got some news that could potentially be shitty depending on how I approach the situation.  Right now, I am thinking that I will refuse to care.  Basically, it's something that shouldn't be my problem anymore, but for whatever reason I keep caring.  I think I'm finally done though.  Caring is silly.
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Post by: Fenriswolf on 08 May 2008, 02:38
I am many things when drunk. Definitely this resonates with me:

I like people better when I've been drinking, but if you say something dumb I"m more likely to be an ass to you about it, but in a joking fashion.  I wish I could be so honest and yet accepting when I'm sober.  I have reflected on things and realized that I am more pleasant to be around when I have been drinking, and I am fully aware that this is sort of sad.

So pathetically true of yours truly. A am a bitter, cynical person who doesn't like most people very much. I'm passionate about too many things, intolerant enough of others to irritate myself and somewhat agoraphobic (not when drunk  :laugh:). Having said that if you met me you would be surprised as I'm pretty good at being personable. But ANYway, when drunk I generally feel magnanimous, am capable of admitting to being happy/having positive feelings without cringing, am more confident and actually willing to call people out on all the things I usually just internally wince at.

My biggest problem though is that when I'm drunk I want to fuck everything in sight. Or more accurately I am easily attracted to people alcohol or no and alcohol makes it really hard to stop myself. I have ended up stroking legs and breasts of most female friends who will let me, kissing and nuzzling necks of both men and women. Honestly, give me two beers and people I respect and I'd be up for a big orgy. I love sex for the sake of the thrill but that is not allowed me any more

I don't get violent but I get very keen on fighting. I am a natural fighter, love fighting in the ring, but have never been in a street fight. This is probably partially because whenever people get bulshy I get quite keen for them to hit me so I can hit them back. Bullies can tell. Dammit. lol

The other thing I hate is the depressive drunk. My relationship with my partner is very stable and loving but we have some communication issues and I have a major guilt-complex so many times I have got drunk and ended up sobbing "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry" for like 3 hours before I'm finally unconscious. I HATE this  :oops:

Finally, as you can probably see I'm even more rambly than usual  :-D
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Post by: Gemmwah on 08 May 2008, 04:31
It is twelve thirty in the afternoon.

I am already un-sober.

I think I like being an alcoholic.
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Post by: Liz on 08 May 2008, 05:23
Drunk enough to visit the QC forums after 4 months! Woo!

Matt! Welcome back!
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Post by: Patrick on 08 May 2008, 07:21
Yeah dude seriously where the shit have you been
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 08 May 2008, 22:27
There was a party last night. I wasn't invited but knew about it. I didn't want to go(honestly. I'm tired from work, plus I had a review at work today, and it was probably not a grand idea for me to go in hungover). Anyway, today one of the guys from the party asks me why I wasn't there. I told him is was because I wasn't invited. He asks why I didn't just crash it like he did. So I say:

"Why would I want to go to a party that I wasn't invited to? Why would I want to go to a party, with a bunch of hipsters, who don't want me there, who are just gonna ignore me the whole time? So I can sit on the couch and drink and get more and more depressed? What is the point of that? Why would I do that?"

I wasn't rude or a jerk or anything when I said that. Its the truth and I stated it as such. I don't care that I'm not invited to the parties because usually I am just going to drink, and I really don't need that.


However, this whole exchange depressed me a little, and now I am at home, drinking by myself.

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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 08 May 2008, 23:30
drinking by myself.

Good ideas!!!
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Post by: gardenhead_ on 09 May 2008, 03:25
drinking by myself.
Good ideas, seconded!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 09 May 2008, 12:31
Hey whats up
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Post by: Hat on 09 May 2008, 12:31
(http://www.seancoon.org/wp-content/postimages/whale-penis.jpg)
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Post by: Dissy on 09 May 2008, 13:38
What the hell?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patrick on 09 May 2008, 14:57
I'm hung like that.
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Post by: Hat on 09 May 2008, 16:23
hahahaha five hours of sleep after posting a picture of a whale dick and I am still drunk enough to post in here
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Post by: Spluff on 09 May 2008, 18:52
do you think its rad to have alcoholism guys
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Post by: Hat on 09 May 2008, 20:21
I am curious as to how you produced that pic while drunk.

You had it on your hard drive, didn't you.

If by hard drive you mean toilet door, yes.

Today in the middle of a business day I threw up behind a wheelie bin in the alleyway next to a classy women's clothing boutique in a nice part of town. I am really pleased with this.
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Post by: jodizzle on 10 May 2008, 01:53
Guys I have drunk a bottle of fizzy pink fun with strawberries in it.  i am having a week late celebration of my graduation WITH THE INTERNET. EVERYONE COME TO GABBLY AND HELP
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/100_1741.jpg)
I made snacks (I ate them all. Camembert cheese and fresh dates is so good)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/100_1742.jpg)
FIZZ WITH STRAWBERRIES GUYS
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y247/ebony_willow/100_1743.jpg)
Celebrating Jammie style.

I am bored. come party in th gabblebox guys.
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Post by: jodizzle on 10 May 2008, 01:55
Guys I think I forgot which thread I wa sin.  it is like if they combined the photo thread and drunk thread that is what i posted in.


Whatevs.
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Post by: thegreatbuddha on 10 May 2008, 22:58
I won a poker tournament at my local bar tonight.

Bar tab $60. Pot $200

I GOT PAID TO DRINK.

UV Vodkais my new friend. It tastes like purple Koolaid. And ti's only $3

OHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!1
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Post by: Ozymandias on 11 May 2008, 00:55
Guys I'm drunk now but I have nothing to say to you so fuck you guys.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 12 May 2008, 02:31
When I am more prepared to read, I will go back and see how many days in the last week I have posted in this thread.  Probably too many.

I've been drinking wine and playing bass for the last three hours.  It's been lovely, but I've realized that my bass is still pretty loud unplugged.  I guess I"m nont drunk enough if I"m still worried a bout waking the neighbors.
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 14 May 2008, 19:29
Guys, this thread is way too far down the first page. Not enough of you are drunk.

Also, I was told tonight that I have impeccable music taste. Twice. By two different people. I mention this, because that's mainly thanks to this board. You guys have introduced me to great music, and basically, those compliments were directed towards you.

However, I went to a club, and the only songs that I knew that they played were Blondie's Heart of Glass and the Woohoo Song by Blur. I guess I'm not hip?
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Post by: Ballard on 14 May 2008, 20:21
(http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v240/40/30/607765409/n607765409_807953_9053.jpg)
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 14 May 2008, 20:37
Ballard, that hat, that hat Ballard.


Also JD and Rikalov shots tonight
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Post by: mberan42 on 14 May 2008, 21:11
Matt! Welcome back!
Yeah dude seriously where the shit have you been

Thanks, Liz!

I needed a massive break from INTERNET DRAMA, Pat. Been lurking here on and off the past few days, not really ready to come back though.
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Post by: Ballard on 14 May 2008, 22:08
The hat does not belong to me, rather to my fabulous fashion-school bound friend.
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Post by: blaha 41 on 14 May 2008, 22:22
The hat does not belong to me, rather to my fabulous fashion-school bound friend.

fashion school friends are the best. they make you forget that some people in the rest of the world have real (not-so-drug-related) problems.

i'm finishing up this week's gossip girl now and working my way through a bottle of (surprisingly nice) california pinot noir.

the number of secrets i have also surprises me.
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Post by: Liz on 15 May 2008, 11:53
Thanks, Liz!

I needed a massive break from INTERNET DRAMA, Pat. Been lurking here on and off the past few days, not really ready to come back though.

Well you should. We miss you around here!
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Post by: Patrick on 15 May 2008, 12:53
not really ready to come back though.

DON'T CARE, THIS IS AN ORDER: COME BACK
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Post by: ledhendrix on 15 May 2008, 14:34
I'm sober. What you gonna do Un-sober thread?
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Post by: muffy on 15 May 2008, 18:53
slip you a whiskey in the hopes that you can join in with the inebriated fun?

Whiskey always makes good!

Actually, scrap that. I'm a few sips away from becoming maudlin, therefore shall abandon the internet and sleep it away until happy comes. I've been paid to dress like a 1940s pin up and get wrecked in the process, it's taken its toll...
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Post by: sean on 15 May 2008, 19:52
Force you on the ground.
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Post by: Patrick on 16 May 2008, 03:12
I've been paid to dress like a 1940s pin up

pix
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Post by: Ballard on 16 May 2008, 06:59
I don't know what's more creepy- the fact that you're probably right, or the fact that you remember where Patrick gets his porn..
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Post by: jhocking on 16 May 2008, 13:40
I don't know what's more creepy- the fact that you're probably right, or the fact that you remember where Patrick gets his porn..

While both of those are worse, it's pretty creepy that you knew what he was talking about. I mean, I certainly had no idea until reading your post. Just saying.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 16 May 2008, 13:49
I'm not drunk, but I'm certainly un-sober enough to be posting in this thread. After 4 exams in the past 24 hours and no sleep since 6am yesterday, my brain is fried and running only on caffiene and concerta right now
hauglabah dont you love college
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Post by: Barmymoo on 16 May 2008, 13:50
Four exams? You're beating me.

What's concerta?
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Post by: redglasscurls on 16 May 2008, 13:55
Like ritalin/adderall- a drug for people with ADD, used and abused widely by college kids in order to stay up for multiple multiple hours longer than any human should in order to study. Kinda like truck drivers and meth.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 16 May 2008, 18:20
I was prescribed Concerta for several years, actually. I never used it to stay up, though. It makes sense now that I think about it, though, since it's designed as a time-release drug.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 16 May 2008, 19:44
Man i thought it was like some weird variation on the plural for concerto or something
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 16 May 2008, 22:21
It makes sense now that I think about it, though, since it's designed as a time-release drug.

This is why you crush it up and snort it.  Time-release can be defeated.
I am not necessarily advocating the abuse of prescription drugs, I'm just providing information.  Yeah.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 17 May 2008, 01:50
Oh, I assumed that the time-release was what helped people stay awake.

Man, I probably could have made a lot of money selling that stuff, if I had known it was used recreationally. Although I don't know if I would have been a very good drug dealer at 16, which I think was around the time my doctor decided I didn't need it any more.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 17 May 2008, 04:04
You probably could have gotten something for it, but only if you had high dosage pills. Concerta has uncomfortable side effects compared to the other two, so its not really preferred. I've only used it twice, both for exam study, but I know lots of people who take it alllll the time.

Darkbluerabbit- I just cut it in half:P It speeds up the effect and means I can CHOOSE if I want to be up for another 6 hours or not. No crystalline shit going up my nose, thanks.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 17 May 2008, 11:43
The time-release amphetamine/stimulant/study aid drugs I've seen are all capsules with lots of little white balls in them, as opposed to solid pills.  I've heard that it would be a really, really bad idea to open those up, crush the little balls that are inside, and snort them.  I prefer the time-release effect anyway, so I wouldn't in the first place, but it's rarely a good idea to circumvent time-release mechanisms in prescription drugs.
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Post by: Liz on 17 May 2008, 18:55
Awww, Jens, don't be so sad! Your friends are the pathetic ones, not you.
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Post by: Liz on 17 May 2008, 19:00
Jens, I have no idea what you are like off of the internet.

Besides, you're drunk and sad, I feel I should at least try to cheer you up somehow.
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Post by: Slick on 17 May 2008, 19:44
HEY FUCK YOU.

I think we should pass around a collection to fly Jens to Toronto. Or, at least, buy him a happy hat. Or some stuff to induce vomiting or something.
Dude I think you shouldn't drink all that vodka. I'd be unhappy if you died. Liz would miss you or something if you were gone.

I have had times when I just didn't have a birthday party because I didn't reckon anyone would come. This year I had a pretty sweet party. What you need to realize is that all human interactions are fleeting self-defeating lies I mean happiness will come in time.
It feels like shit sometimes, being better on the internet than in real life. Fuck them.
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Post by: Liz on 17 May 2008, 19:50
If I had any spare money I would donate to that fund. We would cheer you up! And  yes, I would miss you if you died.
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Post by: morca007 on 18 May 2008, 17:16
Hello Drunk Thread, This weekend I was drunk for ~60% of my waking hours.
Firsts:
-Blacking out.  Woke up with no pants. Found pants later, soaking wet. Apparantly thought going swimming on the oregon coast at 2am was a great idea. Also thought it was a good idea to walk to the beach sans shoes.
-Puking. Fuck King's Cup.
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Post by: JediBendu on 20 May 2008, 01:23
Hello drunk thread. I am now drunk and all my friends are asleep so I am posting in the drunk thread finally. It feels like quite the accomplishemnt. Unfortunaltely I have nothing really to talk about so I'm just going to say that I'm kind of fucking drunk and I want to watch fucking Justice League. Because Justice League is a cool fucking show. I'll probably bre         drunk tomorrow oo, I'm looking forweard tothat.

I'm even fucking wearing the "Drunk hat" and hsit and I can't even believe I thought to edit this poist instead of whatever.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 20 May 2008, 01:34
Oh drunl thread...you know what is delicious?  Garlic.  I'm going to make something garlicky. 

I am happily at that point where I am functional, but still drunk.   I am also In that whole "I love you, man.." state.  Jens, you are a pretty cool dude, and I enjoy your posts.  No lies.  You have a good sense of humor.

I need sleep.
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Post by: muffy on 21 May 2008, 19:49
Psssssssssssssssssssssjed.
I feel that vomititis o'clock is upon me. I'm meant to be hosting a music video in 8 hours time. Everyone else involved in said music video project wisely stopped drinking and left the club hours ago. OOOOOPS.
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Post by: abadname on 21 May 2008, 20:28
I lurk the fuck out of this forum.  But now I am pretty damn drunk.  I enjoy this forum but I have never felt at home here.  So i post randomly, like now!

Continue.
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Post by: jeph on 21 May 2008, 20:52
GUESS WHO HAS A LITER OF HENDRICK'S GIN AND A LITER OF TONIC WATER WAITING FOR HIM AT HOME

(hint: it is me)
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Post by: öde on 22 May 2008, 10:49
Is it you, jeph?
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 22 May 2008, 12:32
Wait, is it me?

It's me, isn't it.

Oh god, what is wrong with me
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Post by: ZJGent on 22 May 2008, 19:04
I have been awake and bendering for three days straight now, so before I sleep I will tell you that ARBLE BARBLE ARBLE BARBLE BARBLE SLEEP MADNESS DRUUUUGS BOOOOZE NO SLEEEEP, SILLY MAN. OH NOOOOO.

ARBLE. BARBLE.
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Post by: Ballard on 22 May 2008, 22:34
Post of the year guys. Seriously.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 23 May 2008, 11:50
This thread always catches me as i'm starting to become unsober.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 23 May 2008, 11:54
Post of the year guys. Seriously.

Make that forum member of the year.
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Post by: mberan42 on 23 May 2008, 19:57
roddy i want to party with you
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Post by: Liz on 23 May 2008, 19:58
Maaaaatt.

Why don't you post outside of the drunk thread anymore? We miss you around here!
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Post by: Johnny C on 25 May 2008, 02:48
I HAD SO MUCH FUCKING BEER AND OTHER ALCOHOL TONIGHT

GOd damn am i drunk

i don't even care about formatting




y0u cunts are lucky i don't lock that fucking pointless thread

it takes every ounce of me not to kill every regular in there
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Post by: Ozymandias on 25 May 2008, 07:56
I got very drunk last night and had a conversation about masturbation and fucking and porn with my friend's girlfriend for hours.

It was a good night.

Fuck you, Johnny.
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Post by: muffy on 25 May 2008, 16:57
I've been swilling brandy for my toothache all day. I seem to have got through most of the bottle, though... I am fairly sure that was not supposed to happen.

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Post by: Patrick on 26 May 2008, 00:34
I introduced my friends to the raki I managed to smuggle through U.S. Customs last week. My friend Sean took a swig and was quickly familiarized with the "one shot of raki is three of whiskey" rule.

Why didn't I just steal the 1 liter bottle?
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 28 May 2008, 01:42
I've put away a bottle of wine and am working on another.

I am way more drunk than my spelling skills would indicate.

I feel entitled to drink this much because of who I ran into today.

That is all. Y'all get no blogs from me.

To summarize- Wine=good.
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Post by: jeph on 28 May 2008, 01:44
SAILOR JERRY


FFFFFFFFFFUCK YOUUUU

[email protected]*(*%U%(NC(|GIN|PGN(
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Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 28 May 2008, 09:08
You be careful with that Ambien, Jeph. Last time I took it is the time I blacked out on my parents bed and mysteriously came to while puking in my toilet.


Gin, however, I have nothing against, you enjoy that all you want, sailor.
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Post by: Aminal on 29 May 2008, 08:53
I went to two wine tastings with my friend that I hadn't seen in 6 years (since we grad'ed high school) then we went back to her place and grilled steaks which we ate in the dying sunlight.  There were fireflies!  But also mosquitoes.  More wine was drunk, and after her family went to bed I said we should continue our gossiping in the hot tub. 

Swimsuits?  We don't need no steenkin sweemsuits!  So twelve hours from when I arrived at her house I was drunk, full of steak, and floating naked in a jacuzzi.

Why can't all my social calls go this way?
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Post by: Peet on 29 May 2008, 18:38
.qɐqǝʞ ɐ ɥʇıʍ uʍoɟ ǝpısdظn sɹɐǝddɐ buıʇıɹʍ ʎɯ ʇɐɥʇ ʞunɹp os buıǝq oʇ ǝnǝʇ uʍop ǝpısdn ʇsʇoɹʍ ʇouuɐɔ ı
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Post by: Peet on 29 May 2008, 18:39
uʍop ǝpısdn ɯɐ ı ʞunɹp os
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Post by: jhocking on 29 May 2008, 18:46
Why can't all my social calls go this way?

pix plz
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Post by: Ballard on 29 May 2008, 22:16
Aren't you engaged or something?
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Post by: redglasscurls on 30 May 2008, 09:38
Engaged people like boobs too! They just happen to particularly like a certain pair.
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Post by: jhocking on 30 May 2008, 10:57
I think the lesson here is do not invite Eugene to your bachelor party.
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Post by: ledhendrix on 30 May 2008, 19:42
Well it's getting light now. I have to go to a curr night tomorrow an a bottle smashing competition the day after (such a had life). I've been drinking cheap lager (2 g, doubt it) all night (Biere Speciale specially selecte for tescos) and just spent the last several hours devising ways to grow drugs with my dad.  I'm thinking that i should probably go to sleep now, i'm also thinking that i should probably make all of my "i's" capital but you know fuck it. We shouldn't have perfect grammar this is the drunk thread.

Ehm i'm 18 this wednesday coming, I get to open a bottle of sloe gin my parents made in 2000 for my 18th birthday, by my reckoning it should be one of the best drinks i'll ever have.

Bye qc forum, i'm not sure if i fit in here, i like it when my photos are complimented and there are some excellent discussions happen here but you know.
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Post by: abadname on 01 Jun 2008, 00:16
A really cute girl i met tonight liked me, this was confirmed by multiple sources.  then I forgot her name and she wants nothing to do with me.

Damnit why do i always get so drunk that i never remember names.....Well i never remember names because i'm a really visual person.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 01 Jun 2008, 00:54
Tonight was, without a doubt, one of the worst nights of my life. Fuck people and their fucking stuff. Fuck.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 06 Jun 2008, 21:36
Ugh.  I just turned down a 100% chance of losing my virginity.  FUCK.  I feel like an idiot.
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Post by: Patrick on 07 Jun 2008, 03:34
The other day, I was invited by my girlfriend (the relationship was short-lived, I'm breaking up with her as soon as I have time to meet her in person again, but that's another story) to a party where I could've tried shrooms, but the people there were being stupid dramatic dickbags and so I left after the first 5 minutes.

A couple of days ago I smoked a bowl with a buddy of mine here in town, and then we played Guitar Hero II. It is pretty bad when marijuana is the only thing that can make me enjoy that game, even a miniscule little fraction of a bit. Austin wound up going to sleep, so I played Star Wars Battlefronts II. It wasn't as fun while high, because I kept fucking up a bunch of super easy kills I'd have normally made without any trouble. Fuck your slow rate of fire, engineer class.
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Post by: Ballard on 08 Jun 2008, 23:03
Ugh.  I just turned down a 100% chance of losing my virginity.  FUCK.  I feel like an idiot.

Man, be glad. You may feel like an idiot but believe me, losing your virginity sober is so much fucking better.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 09 Jun 2008, 15:45
Seconded.  Drunk sex is only fun if you don't mind missing the important part.
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Post by: jhocking on 09 Jun 2008, 22:07
He's a born-again virgin. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23254178/)
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Post by: Ballard on 10 Jun 2008, 23:41
No, I'm speaking from the perspective of someone who lost theirs sober and imagines drunk sex to be terrible.

Where do you find this shit Joe?
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Post by: ledhendrix on 11 Jun 2008, 05:09
Yeah I lost mine when I was drunk and afterwards I was all "That could have been much better".
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Post by: jhocking on 11 Jun 2008, 06:00
Where do you find this shit Joe?

In the time that I save by not obsessing about music or sports, I make a modest effort to be informed about the world.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 11 Jun 2008, 07:12
I am a big giant nerd.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 11 Jun 2008, 10:27
You kind of have to wonder what they use for the hymen replacement surgery...
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Post by: redglasscurls on 11 Jun 2008, 13:50
From Joe's site- "Once in awhile, Baker says, shell get a patient who just wants to give a present to her husband. One patient of mine gave it to her husband as an anniversary gift," says Baker. "She was not a virgin when they got married so we re-attached her hymen to reproduce that experience."

what
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Post by: RedLion on 11 Jun 2008, 14:35
That's fucked up.

Is it pansy-ish to drink Mikes Hard Lemonade? It's not like that's the only thing I drink, but it tastes good, so I do have a couple sometimes. Certain people tend to give me hell for it, though, calling it a girl's drink.

Thoughts?
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Post by: muffy on 11 Jun 2008, 14:56
Seconded.  Drunk sex is only fun if you don't mind missing the important part.
Hmmm.
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Post by: Dissy on 11 Jun 2008, 15:28
Where do you find this shit Joe?

My Fiancee doesn't put out, so I have to find other avenues to keep myself entertained.
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Post by: Storm Rider on 11 Jun 2008, 17:28
Man, don't go down that road. The absolute last thing I want to hear ever is Joe talking about the details of his sex life.
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Post by: morca007 on 11 Jun 2008, 17:36
Is it pansy-ish to drink Mikes Hard Lemonade? It's not like that's the only thing I drink, but it tastes good, so I do have a couple sometimes. Certain people tend to give me hell for it, though, calling it a girl's drink.

Thoughts?
Yes. Yes it is.
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Post by: redglasscurls on 12 Jun 2008, 07:09
It kind of is. You should just learn how to make a few decent mixed drinks that you enjoy.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 12 Jun 2008, 08:05
Agreed.  Some of those 2-ingredient ones (i.e. Screwdriver, Jack & Coke) are tasty, simple to make, and less pansy-ish
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Post by: Patrick on 12 Jun 2008, 10:51
Man, don't go down that road. The absolute last thing I want to hear ever is Joe talking about the details of his sex life.

Why not? Do you not enjoy a good and hearty laugh?

Wait fuck I just know I'm setting myself up for something here
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Post by: 0bsessions on 12 Jun 2008, 10:53
...

Nah. Too easy. I take the cheap laugh often enough.
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Post by: Patrick on 12 Jun 2008, 11:50
Your mom's too easy, and fuck you I don't fucking fuck cattle
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Post by: RedLion on 12 Jun 2008, 13:00
Patrick, you have terrible luck with pagebreaks.
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Post by: Patrick on 12 Jun 2008, 13:23
WHY WON'T YOU DIE

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Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 12 Jun 2008, 13:33
Whoa.





(stoned)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 15 Jun 2008, 18:35
WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND FELL OFF THE WAGON


THIS GUY


FELL OFF THE WAGON WITH A MOTHERLICKING BUMP, SUCKERS AND HOMEDOGS. FO SHIZZLE. SWIZZLE SWIZZLE. RAZZLE DAZZLE.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ackblom12 on 21 Jun 2008, 22:18
I am drunk, but I did not throw up in the car like Jason.

Also, drunken unexpected karaoke is quite amusing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 27 Jun 2008, 21:01
Dearest unsober thread,

I'm sorry QC, my eye hath wandered.

Tonight, i met up with another community. she didn't mean anything to me, i promise. it was just a one time thing and i'm sorry. i had a few drinks and played some laser tag and teenage mutant ninja turtles and one thing led to another and now all i have left is my shame and the promise of a hangover.

I swear i'll get tested for forum aids tomorrow, baby.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 04 Jul 2008, 19:33
Sober thread, i am shrooming pretty freaking hard right now. the webbrowser kinda hurts my eyes a lot though and I keep having to correct typos so I'm going to sleep i think.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Jul 2008, 20:31
I am high as balls. That is all.
I'm shrooming monday, will report back with my findings.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 04 Jul 2008, 21:56
god damn don't you hate it when you live in a drugs-free household. which means that when you go home after the house party you bought drugs for fizzles out three hours early, you have to do your entire stash by yourself pre-homing.

actually this is not so bad.

wired like electrics.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 05 Jul 2008, 03:18
Who's crossfaded?

This guy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Plasticity on 05 Jul 2008, 12:54
Who's crossfaded?

This guy.

I haven't heard this term in years.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Verergoca on 05 Jul 2008, 17:49
Blah, Y'all are silly lightweights! Ble happy you are still able to from sensibalible sentences out of your slurred spleach, and inane rabmblings!

Kids these days.... Now, back when i started this thread.... *canewalk*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 05 Jul 2008, 18:09
Go go team party! Everyone better enjoy some Maker's Mark with a lovely sidearm of PBR - oh and you may want to add a biggity bong hit into the mix as well for ultimate bliss. Rock ya socks off.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 06 Jul 2008, 14:40
I've not posted here in nearly two weeks because I've been in (and remain in) Europe. I'm currently in Marseilles. But let me just say that I drank four bottles of French wine the other night in Cannes. It was a fun night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Drill King on 08 Jul 2008, 22:46
ffffffffffff spiced rum
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 08 Jul 2008, 22:48
Presidente's pretty good.

That is all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 08 Jul 2008, 22:50
Well, I am sitting here drinking Laphroaig and listening to Alex Beaton, and Brian McNeill, among others.  I am enjoying myself immensely. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 08 Jul 2008, 23:26
It has been too long since my last inebriation.

As soon as I am paid, that will be gin and scotch night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 09 Jul 2008, 01:43
So I decided to visit my parents for this early half of the week in Bum-fuck, Indiana. They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!) but they happened to be having a Tuesday night special that didn't really suck: a six bottle bucket of New Castle for $12.00. Way to slightly recover from poor taste, Bumsville, Indiana, even it is isn't "interspectacular, fantabulous." Drink enough so your walk home is an interesting geometric equation.

Seriously though, "BODY MASSAGE MACHINE. GO!"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 09 Jul 2008, 01:52
Widmer Hefeweizen aint very good.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 09 Jul 2008, 11:52
(http://www.imyspacegraphics.com/images/captain-morgan/CaptainMorgan2.jpg)
Aye aye Captain!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 09 Jul 2008, 11:56
if you take a whiskey sour and sub in OJ instead of lemon juice (or mix it with the lemon juice), does it become another drink? or am i just the weirdo that drinks whiskey orange sours?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imapiratearg on 09 Jul 2008, 11:59
They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!)

Man, I don't think there's much of anything wrong with Coor's.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 09 Jul 2008, 12:08
you mean besides the fact that it's pretty much foamy water?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 09 Jul 2008, 14:57
Orange juice and whiskey? You have go to be shitting me, that would be awful.

Coors Light is good when it's really really cold and you've been working really hard.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 09 Jul 2008, 17:41
They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!)

Man, I don't think there's much of anything wrong with Coor's.

You said recently you drank for the first time the other day, right?

Try some good shit then get back to us.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Jul 2008, 21:05
That stuff and its ilk are basically the reason the rest of the world assumes all of our beer is shit, since the majority of what's sold is...shit.

Shitty shitty shit shit shit that's basically only suitable for cooking, if that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 09 Jul 2008, 22:49
Big mistake. When you cook with alcohol, the ethanol evaporates and the flavors concentrate. Hence, if you cook with shitty alcohol, you're gonna get a load of concentrated shitty flavors in your dish.

Never cook with any alcohol you wouldn't drink. This goes double for wine.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: himynameisjulien on 10 Jul 2008, 00:21
Oh no guys! A reefer fiend!

The Assassin of Youth!



Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

SKOOLED
He also invented the word "bump"
I just realized that to people who think I'm kidding this is going to seem like a bump.
It's not, I swear, Shakespeare actually invented it (the word "bump").
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 10 Jul 2008, 02:17
Big mistake. When you cook with alcohol, the ethanol evaporates and the flavors concentrate. Hence, if you cook with shitty alcohol, you're gonna get a load of concentrated shitty flavors in your dish.

Never cook with any alcohol you wouldn't drink. This goes double for wine.

The ethanol evaporates, but only marginally faster than water would. Unless you're reducing it to a sauce, the quality of your wine (or beer, in this case) will have little to no effect on your cooking. Rather, the qualities you're actually looking for from cooking alcohol are the ability to extract the alcohol-soluble flavors from what you're cooking and possibly changing the pH of your liquid. Besides, when you're talking about a crappy American beer, 75% of the problem is the weakness of the flavor, not the flavor itself. Whatever concentration of the flavor there is would actually help the darn thing during the cooking process

ADDENDUM:

Interesting fact- did you know Shakespeare invented the word Assassin? It comes from the word hash, because Arabic assassins used to smoke a bunch of reefer before they killed someone.

Once the conventional wisdom, but lately refuted, seeing as there's actually no evidence that the Hashshashins ever used marijuana beyond the supposed etymology of the word.

Which, seriously, can you imagine getting ridiculously high and then deftly sneaking up to someone and murdering the fuck out of them? Has this ever happened before?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 10 Jul 2008, 02:28
They just built a new bar here that fits the standard of sports bar with horrendous choices of tap beer (ie. ONLY COORS LIGHT!)

Man, I don't think there's much of anything wrong with Coor's.
Look at you. Look at how wrong you are.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Plasticity on 10 Jul 2008, 03:19
Dude, coors is delicioius.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 10 Jul 2008, 05:22
Coors is gay. (http://www.blogactive.com/2004/10/take-action-theres-something-about.html)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 10 Jul 2008, 07:16
Orange juice and whiskey? You have go to be shitting me, that would be awful.

Coors Light is good when it's really really cold and you've been working really hard.

Yeah i thought it was weird too...I don't know, it tastes okay to me, i like it more than the lemon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 10 Jul 2008, 15:53
Once the conventional wisdom, but lately refuted, seeing as there's actually no evidence that the Hashshashins ever used marijuana beyond the supposed etymology of the word.

Which, seriously, can you imagine getting ridiculously high and then deftly sneaking up to someone and murdering the fuck out of them? Has this ever happened before?

Depends how high you are, if you've smoked yourself retarded then you're not going to be able to do anything; but I've found that when I'm just moderately high I can push myself harder and focus better. I often go biking high because I can't feel the burn in my legs as much, it lets me go harder and longer and get a great workout. Also, doing any kind of work with small parts that requires a lot of patience and concentration is much easier.


On the note of Coors (vaguely): American beer is generally like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water. It's not awful, just weak.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 10 Jul 2008, 17:30
The generalization of American beers should be changed to Corporate American beers, because there are a plethora of small breweries scattered throughout all of the United States that produce damn fine beers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 10 Jul 2008, 17:52
Wasn't the story with the assassins that the leader of the sect, known as the Old Man of the Mountains (he has some arabic name I can't remember) drugged his recruits with hash and fed them sherbet and virgins to make them think they were in paradise?

Then the next day they were all "Damn, not in paradise any more, maybe if I follow this nutbar zealot I'll get into paradise. Better kill me some crusaders." I don't remember anyone saying they got high and killed people.

Anyway, I think the current consensus is this story is bullshit, as you say.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 10 Jul 2008, 18:16
The generalization of American beers should be changed to Corporate American beers, because there are a plethora of small breweries scattered throughout all of the United States that produce damn fine beers.
This. Most American Macros suck, but we have tons of awesome micros.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 10 Jul 2008, 22:15
I have discovered an additional pronunciation for the word "whisky".  That pronunciation is "Talisker".  However, the preferred pronunciation is still "Laphroaig".

And I am listening to some killer old time country while sipping said Talisker. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Jul 2008, 02:49
I'm surprised you've only just found it!  But I still prefer Lagavulin for an Islay, and Glendronach otherwise.

Paul
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 11 Jul 2008, 03:16
Man, I can't wait until I'm as old as you dudes so I can wax on about nigh-unpronounceable Scottish alcohol.

I'm not being factitious.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Jul 2008, 09:36
yeah. apparently tasmanania makes pretty good cider. I certtainly had no idea. thanks, guys.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 11 Jul 2008, 10:35
I second Ozymandias. I'd love to have the money and years of booze experience to really expand beyond what can be found at the occasionally impressive liquor stores in the surrounding area. That is quite snazzy! If I get a second stimulus check I may have to place some orders on http://www.internetwines.com/ to broaden my horizons a bit more, since I know people in this area are only tapping into a small amount of the various, high quality boozes out there.

Cheers for taste, experience, and sharing! Keep on boozing my friends.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 11 Jul 2008, 10:57
I'm surprised you've only just found it!  But I still prefer Lagavulin for an Islay, and Glendronach otherwise.

Paul

I keep hearing good things about various Scotch whiskys, but the local shops don't carry them.  However, a new, "super store" for liquor has recently opened in my neighborhood, and that is where I found the Talisker. 

My current plan is to drink my way through the Classic Malts and then try everything else I have heard about.

I'll keep you posted.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Fister on 11 Jul 2008, 14:51
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YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER

Don't worry; I'm not.
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2s1vn9g.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 11 Jul 2008, 14:58
so that's where my DirectTV remote went.  You stole it!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thlayli on 11 Jul 2008, 16:32
I second Ozymandias. I'd love to have the money and years of booze experience to really expand beyond what can be found at the occasionally impressive liquor stores in the surrounding area. That is quite snazzy! If I get a second stimulus check I may have to place some orders on http://www.internetwines.com/ to broaden my horizons a bit more, since I know people in this area are only tapping into a small amount of the various, high quality boozes out there.

Cheers for taste, experience, and sharing! Keep on boozing my friends.

I'm just throwing this out there, but after a cursory perusal of the rest of this thread I didn't see any mention of Bull's Blood, better known in some places as Egri Bikaver. It's a flinty red Hungarian wine that I don't see much outside specialty shops. My favorite wine ever.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 11 Jul 2008, 17:02
I haven't seen it around recently in the UK; 25 years ago it was quite fashionable if you couldn't afford better.  I guess I drank quite a lot over the years.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 12 Jul 2008, 01:19
Gentlemen. Thank you for consistently providing some well educated opinions on booze. Keep on drinking better then I do so I can learn (again, no sarcasm, I just like complying a list of stuff that I have not tasted or developed a solid opinion on so I can better expand my boundaries).

Again: Cheers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 12 Jul 2008, 14:58
Stoned as balls and going to smoke in front of the High St sign with friends. Perhaps pictures will come.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 12 Jul 2008, 17:50
It is a good night to drink ample high life cans, a 1/2 pint of Makers, and dance in the rain.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 13 Jul 2008, 02:50
just got back from the club, pretty buzzed...bout to smoke
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: fatty on 13 Jul 2008, 03:58
I considered posting hilariously here when I was drunk but it within 5 minutes it was getting too hard to operate the touch pad. I made it onto irc, but not gabbly.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 13 Jul 2008, 22:04
Tonight I open our fancy eurpean liqour.
the plum Schnapps is mighty funny.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 14 Jul 2008, 06:51
getting some hash tonight...first time since amsterdam. woo.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 14 Jul 2008, 13:29
The volcano is the best vaporizer I've ever used. Goddamn!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 14 Jul 2008, 15:48
I had absinthe while in Europe. I was disappointed. No psychedelic effects. Just ridiculous potent alcohol level-wise. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 14 Jul 2008, 17:55
Could that be because Absinthe is just ridiculously potent alcohol?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 14 Jul 2008, 19:09
Yeah, but Renaissance poets/artists wrote about how it caused "visions" and such. I mean, when you're smashed beyond belief, vision in general gets to be a bit of a muddle, but these guys were talking about full on LSD-style visions. That was the reason it was banned, or so I've been led to believe--its supposed psychotropic effects.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 14 Jul 2008, 19:14
You've been duped sir!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: E. Spaceman on 14 Jul 2008, 21:35
Poorly produced absinth (and any liquor really) can indeed cause hallucinations as your body attempts to save itself. This is eqquivalent to saying getting a very high fever leads to enlightment,
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 15 Jul 2008, 01:38
Yeah, but Renaissance poets/artists wrote about how it caused "visions" and such. I mean, when you're smashed beyond belief, vision in general gets to be a bit of a muddle, but these guys were talking about full on LSD-style visions. That was the reason it was banned, or so I've been led to believe--its supposed psychotropic effects.
Absinthe is not a hallucinogen. It is just an alcoholic drink. Please, people, don't drink the kool aid.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Fenriswolf on 15 Jul 2008, 02:21
Damn, you're right. I sort of liked the idea of wormwood as a hallucinogen.

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In summary, thujone and absinthe were unjustly maligned and demonized, for a combination of commercial and ideological (even religious) reasons. Switzerland where cannabis is legal (and often steeped in vodka) still bans absinthe despite its ready availability. The USA still prohibits absinthe but does not presently make any special effort to interdict small quantities entering for personal use. In Europe, Pernod-Ricard survives as the continent's major beverage producer, but to afficianados, the name Pernod will always conjur up the Green Fairy and her 'opal wand'. Taken in moderation as all alcoholic drinks should be, absinthe is just one of many pleasant aperitifs, albeit one with a far more interesting history than most.

Taken from here: http://www.3dchem.com/molecules.asp?ID=142 (http://www.3dchem.com/molecules.asp?ID=142). Also, this (http://www.wormwoodsociety.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=251&Itemid=1) is interesting
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkstrike on 15 Jul 2008, 03:00
Doe's anyone actually drink Absinthe with sugar and water, the way its supposed to be done?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 15 Jul 2008, 07:31
Yeah, but Renaissance poets/artists wrote about how it caused "visions" and such. I mean, when you're smashed beyond belief, vision in general gets to be a bit of a muddle, but these guys were talking about full on LSD-style visions. That was the reason it was banned, or so I've been led to believe--its supposed psychotropic effects.

i think it's been proven that the ingredient that causes the tripping, thujone (sp?), is barely present in absinthe and probably wasn't all that plentiful in the old shit too. so it's just a really strong herbal drink that's better enjoyed slower (imo with the whole sugar/water thing) than in a fast shot glass.

and you do get drunk but it's like a clearer drunk
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Jul 2008, 10:27
Doe's anyone actually drink Absinthe with sugar and water, the way its supposed to be done?

"Doe's"?

"DOE'S"?!

What the hell? Do you think apostrophes are some sort of whore of punctuation that you can throw into any goddamn word as you please?

At any rate, I've never even tried shooting absinthe. I've always done the water thing, because it tastes so goddamn good why would I want to have it over with so quickly?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkstrike on 15 Jul 2008, 10:39
Actually, my spellchecker told me that was correct.


I tried it once with water, but I was too drunk to remember, lol.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 15 Jul 2008, 10:43
"Doe's"?

"DOE'S"?!

What the hell? Do you think apostrophes are some sort of whore of punctuation

omg can't stop laughing
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 15 Jul 2008, 10:45
aw. joe beat me to it
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tommydski on 15 Jul 2008, 10:59
Hammer champagne and tequila for long enough and you'll see a lot of things.

I'm not advising it though. Something about that combination will get you really fucked up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Jul 2008, 14:49
Actually, my spellchecker told me that was correct.

Your spellchecker is a mindless machine and, also, a dick. Doe's is a word. As in "That shit is a doe's." As in a deer. As in a fucking female deer. It is the wrong word because there are no fucking female deers possessing any absinthe in your sentence or the entire goddamn world.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RobbieOC on 15 Jul 2008, 14:52
Man, fuck spellcheck.

But tonight I'm drinking with a friend from Kenya! That will be fun!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkstrike on 15 Jul 2008, 15:14
It is the wrong word because there are no fucking female deers possessing any absinthe in your sentence or the entire goddamn world.
There is if you drink enough of it!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 15 Jul 2008, 21:51
I just got an A on the test for this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 16 Jul 2008, 14:06
I am not sober. I have had lots of bad wine. My head will hurt. But drunk slows down my brain which is a relief. Calmer :)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 16 Jul 2008, 15:39
Absinthe with sugar cubes and water is a pleasant way to get an interesting variety of drunk with a good friend or two.  I recommend it.

Regarding hash, there are quite a few activities for which it can be quite a performance-enhancing drug, and killing people could easily be one of them if you practiced often enough, I expect.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: est on 17 Jul 2008, 04:58
I had absinthe with sugar and water one time and one time only.  It was pretty average.  I've since had absinthe shots and also made absinthe "martinis" by replacing the vermouth with absinthe (they are both flavoured with wormwood) which gives it a cool greenish tinge and a bit more bite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkstrike on 17 Jul 2008, 05:17
Absinthe Martini, now this I will be tryin' and soon! :-)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 17 Jul 2008, 07:52
i'll have to try that too. my guy is seriously lagging on the hash, dammit.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 17 Jul 2008, 16:25
oh god, last night was horrific. I really did drink a hole into my pocket - leading to me falling down a flight of stairs and (due to the positioning of the front door in the house I was in) straight onto the street. I am amazed I did not break my neck, or even just a limb.
Yes that's right kids, you can be invulnerable to damage like Superman... just drink three or four pints of vodka and lemonade in quick succession. I woke up this morning feeling like a house fell on me, but hey! I was like drunken Superman from Superman IV, all cussing and dropping people mid-flight and shit.

And all this without mentioning that staggering home I managed to get mobbed by some stoner friends from the Discord club, all driving a Vauxhall Nova with racing stripes and a rear spoiler, and thus even more shenanigans occurred.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: McTaggart on 19 Jul 2008, 13:03
I think I've not posted in this thread while drunk before. I have this other forum where shitposting is the norm where I go to post crap. Actually I think I might have typed a post like this before but backspaced the hell out of it.I guess I just like this forum too much to post a bunch of crap threads.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 19 Jul 2008, 13:37
I am not drunk now, but I was smashed last night. Woulda posted last night but my friend's Mac tried to rape me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 19 Jul 2008, 16:03
aprently i've drunk my way throguh twenty beers.

i doublt this very  muh. tere is precious lttle away that i, as a 5ft tall girl, could drink my wat through 20 beers in three hours. tis not oissible.
i will probably crry at this in the morning and b e lke "omg this is horrendoujs must edit" an stuff. I hate touch pad mice, btw. they are shite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 19 Jul 2008, 20:49
SLEEP MADNESS!!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 19 Jul 2008, 22:38
I am not sober right now. Its sweet
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 20 Jul 2008, 01:06
I am high and frustrated. People are ruining things. Grr. I was having such a great night too.

Anyway, heres a link to an article published in Wired recently about absinthe.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.11/absinthe.html
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 20 Jul 2008, 18:12
That was a great read.

Thanks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 20 Jul 2008, 21:02
Got a little high at my friends house and decided to go watch Dark Knight.  BEST DECISION EVER.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pentaen on 21 Jul 2008, 21:20
I JUST SMOKED SALVIA AND ALL IT DID WAS MAKE ME ANGRY LIKE HULK :x
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 23 Jul 2008, 04:29
Hello! I have had five vodkas (probably not even full shots of vodka in my OJs. but I am getting quite fuzzy now. I think I might stop and stay like this now. My typing is going to go to hell if I have any more.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 25 Jul 2008, 20:19
I have spent half my evening drinking beer/rum and playing virtual Uno.

Because that is what cool kids do.

Probably.

Maybe.

Kinda.

Nah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Tom on 26 Jul 2008, 22:31
I know a weedy 16yo who can grow a thick beard, it worked for him when he was in Liquor Land.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 26 Jul 2008, 22:41
True story: a friend of mine works at a gas station, is 21, has a bushy beard.  He lost his ID, but they don't card him, ever.  I'd like to think it's his natural charisma, or perhaps his beard has its way with the minds of the clerks.

Well, maybe it's not that relevant.  Whatever.  Everyone should get stoned and watch Takashi Miike movies.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: king dan on 27 Jul 2008, 19:40
I have spent half my evening drinking beer/rum and playing virtual Uno.

Because that is what cool kids do.


Comparable to my evening of michelob and katamari.
Welcome to the cool kids club.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 28 Jul 2008, 00:27
I played drunk chess and solved a math/physics problem. It was a sophisticated night.

Edit for the problem that I solved:
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 28 Jul 2008, 08:41
Got really stoned and watched Stalker again.  That movie was so awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 28 Jul 2008, 08:51
Oh dear christ I am coming down in front of my mother and estranged uncle this is such a bad place right now oh god oh god oh fuck
Please oh high deity of drug use spare me the sweat and the fear
OH NO THE FEAR OH GOD I HAVE IT OH NOOOOO.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 28 Jul 2008, 13:37
RIP

Roderick Z.J Gent
Rad fellow
1988-2008
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blankfile on 28 Jul 2008, 14:23
Woah!  :-o Haven't slept since roughly 48 hours, still need to keep awake for 4 more hours.Fueling myself on energy drink, and i spent the last 5 minutes laughing hysterically at nothing. Technically I'm sober, but I'm starting to get random muscle twitches and all those pleasant symptoms of sleep deprivations. And i love it. Can't seem to find a coherent or suitable way to end this message, so BLEH!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 28 Jul 2008, 15:24
Define Sober. 

Man, I'm crashing badly.  I think I'm going through caffine withdrawls again.  Pounding fucking headache, slurred speech, and some pretty bad shakes.  I feel like I'm hungover, but I haven't had anything to drink.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 28 Jul 2008, 15:58
Don't go too long without sleeping; it will fuck you up. Once upon a time I went 4 days without a single wink of sleep, then I hallucinated for several hours and it was one of the most scary experiences of my life.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 28 Jul 2008, 16:10
I did it with some friend when I was in 7th grade I believe. We thought it would be awesome. We were wrong.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 28 Jul 2008, 16:21
Amateur (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thai_Ngoc)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 28 Jul 2008, 16:23
I disagree with you, it is awesome.  I've done it on several different occassions the past six years.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 28 Jul 2008, 20:45
So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pentaen on 28 Jul 2008, 20:50
I present you people of the board with an erasure poem i have just written whilst under the influence
please enjoy it
can you guess the source?

Now this is the story

My life got flipped, turned upside down 

take a minute
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called
 
West Philadelphia  

I spent most of my days 
shooting

 a couple of guys
making trouble in my neighbourhood 

my mom scared

your aunt and uncle
I whistled
 
said "Fresh"
If anything
this was rare 
But I thought
 now 
seven or eight
 
I yelled
Look at my kingdom
To settle my throne
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 28 Jul 2008, 22:38
So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!

Massive amounts of amphetamines?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 28 Jul 2008, 22:49
I just had a Heineken min-keg. Those things are fucking awesome. Congrats to who ever thougt them up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 28 Jul 2008, 23:17
I read a study at one point where people being treated for depression agreed to stop medication and go without sleep, and do surveys at intervals to determine their moods.  They reported positive mood changes after a certain degree of sleep deprivation.  Sleep is bad for you, guys.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: blankfile on 29 Jul 2008, 05:32
So, like, how do you do that? I've only been up at least 20 or so hours before and I could barely manage that. HOW DO YOU CRAZY PEOPLE DO IT!

Willpower!

End of semester in 2 days + late on assignments that need to be done + some minimal amount of stress = huge bonus to willpower.

It is not that bad, really. It even gets very fun between the 30th and 40th hours. Actually, between those time, i reach a huge peak of productivity on paperworks. Call it madness of delusion if you want, but so far it always worked for me. I however personally try never to go beyond 40 hours, that's when the proverbial shit hits the fan, at least in my case.

Controlled Sleep Deprivation for the win!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: celticgeek on 29 Jul 2008, 10:57
For the really serious whisky drinkers (who drink to excess), you need this:

Interventions (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/funny-pictures-intervention-cat-keeps-you-from-drinking.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 29 Jul 2008, 11:05
Now this is the story

My life got flipped, turned upside down 

take a minute
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called
 
West Philadelphia  

I spent most of my days 
shooting

 a couple of guys
making trouble in my neighbourhood 

my mom scared

your aunt and uncle
I whistled
 
said "Fresh"
If anything
this was rare 
But I thought
 now 
seven or eight
 
I yelled
Look at my kingdom
To settle my throne

you've got to be shitting me. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 31 Jul 2008, 09:50
Man, you insomniacs are crazy. I just tried to stay up 24+ hours due to time changes and jet lag, but completely failed.

You guys are insaaaaaaaaane.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 31 Jul 2008, 11:18
I've been working overnight shifts on top of school for a year and half. Eventually you just get used to it; I can easily go two full days with a two hour nap and be perfectly awake for all of it. It's like every kind of endurance thing, do it enough and your body gets used to it. And you can rock uberman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyphasic_sleep) style.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 31 Jul 2008, 18:55
but why is garlic mayo aso much beter than normal maoy?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 31 Jul 2008, 19:10
its the garlic i guess
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Aug 2008, 21:05
Earlier tonight I smoked some powdered marijuana.  It had the consistency of flour.  I also watched A/K/A Tommy Chong, which was really good (documentary on his arrest).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 02 Aug 2008, 12:26
would powdered weed be different than just keif?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: MrBlu on 02 Aug 2008, 12:50
Never.
EVER.
Drink undiluted White Overproof rum.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Oli on 02 Aug 2008, 12:51
If it's what I'm thinking of it's THC crystals rather than ground up vegetation + THC crystals. What you pick up if you run your finger inside an old baggy, except lots of it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 02 Aug 2008, 13:10
kind of like..pre-hash. alright.

about to smoke a fat blunt...at work (on break)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 02 Aug 2008, 14:57
That's what it was, yeah.  Just crystals.  My friend got a bowl's worth in a gram and immediately bought more.  We were seriously gonna present it to one of my other friends as coke, except he's been out for a few days.

Will probably report further tomorrow night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Aug 2008, 03:12
i fuckin

you know

like

i fuckin' quit my job

and i switched out of a program that is unsatisfying

and i did things i thought woudl make me happy


but here i fucking am

i'm alone in my basement

i had to call a cab

think my friends were making out at the very least when i got back to their apartment to call a cab

i mean i asked permission but liek

whatever

fuckin

here i am

i'm twenty and i've done everything i should do with my life to fuckin make a difference

but here i am with my fucking cat who's shown more interest in me than anyone else has

why cant i fucking fin dsomeone who gives a shit and isn't digital

what the fuck is wrong with my life that everything id o to make a change turns out to be the exact same shit i have been sloggin through for twenty years

when is a new job going to tell me i'm worth it, when i sa song i write gonna tell me it loves me

fuck my life


fuck

my

life
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: pwhodges on 03 Aug 2008, 03:19
Having a bad day, are we?

Maybe it'll seem better tomorrow; or, if not, you may have a clearer view how to improve it.

It's tough at any age when life just doesn't seem to be working out, but find some way to keep faith in yourself, and eventually the world will come round as well.  Promise.

Paul
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 03 Aug 2008, 03:34
paul




be my dad

or grandpa

whichever you're more comfortable with



in a pinch i will accept "uncle"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Tom on 03 Aug 2008, 03:45
Paul or Johnny?

'Cause either way, I'm not inclined to argue.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 03 Aug 2008, 09:38
Oh Johnny.

Johnny Johnny Johnny.

This settles it. You are coming to Fargo to see Okkervil River. We are going to hang out and have a smashing good time because you are awesome and it will be great.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 03 Aug 2008, 10:53
So I just settled into my new apartment and have already become a regular at three of the local bars which means: a. I am broker then can be, b. I have been drinking more then previously thought possible for a man of my weight (perty skinny), and c. this place f'in rocks!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 06 Aug 2008, 11:49
I would say B. I'm taking a shot right now. I'm packing up to move out of my parentsd house and into a new apartment with twho people I don't know. And I think I'm gonna take another shot. Grey Goose goes down so smooth. I hope my new roomates are cool.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: akashacatbat on 08 Aug 2008, 21:56
BLAH.

I haven't had a day off in forever and had a rough day with my baseball teams.

I am a fan of two teams with lousy, LOUSY bullpens. Example:

Starting pitcher of today's game throws a no-hitter through nine and one-thirds innings. The "hit" should've been scored E5, but whatever. He walked the next batter and was then pulled from the game. At this point, we are winning by two runs. Reliever comes in, promptly gives up 3 run bomb, we lose 3-2.

ASDFGHJKL

Did I mention I haven't had a day off in forever? Both of my jobs require me to be UberPerky, which is not something that comes naturally to me. So, tonight I drink three 24oz cans of Max Ice and a shot of 151, since I don't have to be at work until 4pm tomorrow.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 09 Aug 2008, 05:29
Oh shit sober thread. It's the morning. I am still royally plowed. What a party.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Aug 2008, 08:09
I got high in the Senator Theatre at my friend's skate video premiere.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 10 Aug 2008, 01:13
for the resevations of mister kite
show tonight
don't be late

what I am saying here is that I am circus drunk and it is 9 am and i am still awake and everythings gone weird.
gabbly ate my face off
shit D, you aint known a brother
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 10 Aug 2008, 02:41
piss drunk at 3:40 and have to play guitar tomorrow

jesus let me awaken at the ordained time
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 10 Aug 2008, 21:54
So I went to way too many bars in the area last night and end up blacking out at the end of the evening, but one thing I do remember is being at a bar with topless wizard hippies who wielded their staffs with a certain some of peaceful intensity. What the hell happened!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: evernew on 12 Aug 2008, 18:18
I dont know how this tyhread works but im too drunk not to post in it.

So i am in Istanbul now after we took off towards Iran last week Thursday and drove through Germamy, Austria, Hugnary, Romania and Bulgaria and now Turkey.
We are driving 4 Mercedes Benz ambulances which are in okay shape but the real klicker are the gimmicks we put in: intercom, guitars, radio, tons of engine malfunctions. A real advemtuire.

I am also drunk. This is because i just aceme back from istanbul city form clubbing at ooker/infested places. Its very cokmplicated for a German to type in Englidsh on a keyboard that was made for Turkish.
Screw it, i am drunkkkkk,

drunkenness doesnt solve problems but it sure makes everythjing better,.

jooooooooooooonas
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 12 Aug 2008, 18:31
Sometimes I just love this thread so much.

Now is one of those times.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 13 Aug 2008, 06:32
All I have been doing is drinking Cosmos and Long Island Iced Teas and there is some kind of French Martini that I think I had a crack at but I am so suspicious so I basically inhaled five vodka tonics and that was all I thought to need

That is all that is necessary.

I'm fine with that.

Fuck music is so much better when

it's fine

Enter Key

We're fine.

Thats cool too
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 13 Aug 2008, 06:43
I have taken some photos using  my computer

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/74/photo11no6.jpg)

(http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/4016/photo12nv7.jpg)

(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2807/photo10kd2.jpg)

Welcome to the future, cunts
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 13 Aug 2008, 11:18
The future is scary.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 13 Aug 2008, 22:33
So there were two choices left in my liquor cabinet.


Tequila, or Malibu (My logic follows the whole bitches love ______ theory)

So I made the smart decision. Tequila, chased by Malibu. I think it is an effective choice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 14 Aug 2008, 03:00
Mix them together with orange juice and some ice cubes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 14 Aug 2008, 06:31
That would of been delicious, but I instead proceeded to continue with what I was doing. Then random schnapps started to appear. I kind of just found them, and drank those. Then I passed out and woke up spitting on my bed.


Gotta love Tequila, its kind of like going insane for 3 hours.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: nobo on 14 Aug 2008, 22:12
the intern that was assigned to me just bought me a bottle of luksusowa wodka and we made a night of it. good thing his gf was the designated driver
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 14 Aug 2008, 23:46
Guys, there's a winery about an hour from where I live. In Wisconsin. My parents went there today and brought some home, Prarie Fume, and told me to taste it, claiming it was excellent. I was skeptical because, come on, wine from grapes grown in Wisconsin? Is this amateur hour?

But I had a glass, and it was goddamn amazing. I mean, not the best wine I've ever had, but definitely the best that was non-French and non-Italian. Fuck California wines. If you want wine from the States, Wisconsin wine is where it's at.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 15 Aug 2008, 01:04
I missed Beer Thirty.

So I had to go to Gin o'Clock.

Which has lead to Quarter Past Drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 15 Aug 2008, 08:37
But I had a glass, and it was goddamn amazing. I mean, not the best wine I've ever had, but definitely the best that was non-French and non-Italian. Fuck California wines. If you want wine from the States, Wisconsin wine is where it's at.

Fuck you.  WenTe wine is much better than all the foreign shit, and better than you cheese wine. See what I did thar?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 16 Aug 2008, 22:59
Guys. guys. My friend sthrew a going away party for it. for me. I have had 11 beers and 5 shots of vodka. I think, a little toooo much.

ok.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Be My Head on 16 Aug 2008, 23:01
LABATT GENUINE LAGER

SO SMOOTH AND TASTY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hipster jesus on 16 Aug 2008, 23:25
Fuck. Naturday was a bad idea. I had forgotten how awful Natural Light is but ended up drinking a fuckload. Now I have a hangover and want to kill someone.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 17 Aug 2008, 00:42
How are you drunk thread I am just fine thank you for asking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: obskewer on 22 Aug 2008, 02:53
Klaus Nomi. I'm glad your dialog with this message board is close and congenial. The way you introduce yourself, and subsequently juxtapose yourself as the Other. So close, so companionable. An envy strikes a chord much louder than bridge or heart strings.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 22 Aug 2008, 19:30
I am plenty nicely done for becks and that's all. Also some lovely wine, and now more David Lynch movies! hell of night of it!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Aug 2008, 23:20
Last week with my highschool friends before we scatter across the country. Non-stop parties, aw yeah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: morca007 on 23 Aug 2008, 01:38
I came home today to find that my dad bought a sixer of Coors Light.
What.


Well I guess the sooner I drink this the sooner we can go buy real beer.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 23 Aug 2008, 07:47
Just imagine you're drinking water dude, it's almost the same.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 23 Aug 2008, 18:17
Which is definitely the entire point. Alcoholic water.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: StreetSpirit on 23 Aug 2008, 19:12
An ample amount of W.R. Weller and ice plus a bit of ganja (that isn't as often of an aspect of my life as it used to be) while watching SLC Punk makes for a satisfyingly confused evening. Aye yie yie!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RobbieOC on 23 Aug 2008, 19:48
It is saturday night. I am stting at home on the internet. I think I'm the kind of person this thread was named after...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hipster jesus on 25 Aug 2008, 01:12
I just drank a fuckload of Bridgeport Black Strap Stout. I'm kinda surprised I can still see straight. That shit's better than Guinness.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 25 Aug 2008, 09:18
i just had the most rollercoaster experience weekend ever

friday started drinking around 10 am. friend hooked me and another friend up wiht 20 xanax's, so we got pretty fucked up on that. then for whatever reason my friend decided to get some ecstasy and we each took one. we fell asleep before they kicked in. that was about midnight. he woke me up around 3 and we realized we were still rolling a bit, so we took another half and chilled for a bit before dozing off again. then in the afternoon we went to the beach with some other friends. had a lot of fun.

as we were leaving, i was walking along this cliff when i slipped and fell. it was probably the worst timing ever. it was about a 9 foot drop, i fell right on my heel right as the wave was coming in, so i landed on hard pack sand then got knocked over by this huge wave. i eventually got to the ER, waited about 4 hours without any pain meds before they finally decided to see me. they finally gave me some norco's (stronger vicodin). i hate painkillers but in this case it did help a lot. now i'm waiting to go see another doctor today to see if i need surgery on the heel or not.

so kind of a downer but two of my friends just texted me to say they are getting their legal weed cards. so that's pretty cool.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Aug 2008, 19:45
dear booze thread,

when i am at home i end up drinking way more than usual.  i'm not sure if it's just cause my parents actually buy booze, and when i'm on my own i don't bother with it, or cause living here stresses me out. hmmmm. i am drinking wine cause we're out of beer. i think i've had 7 glasses of wine tonight.  i feel slightly tipsy and dancey and cheerful.

love,
anna
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 20:00
Wow that sounds like it totally sucks for you. Not the dancing or whatever, but that fact that he rocks and is hot and gay. Off-limits in the worst way.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 20:03
Where do you live? I would totally hit on him if he really is as hot as you say.

But yeah, having good friends is always a bonus, it means you can always have someone uncomplicated to turn to in difficult times.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 20:09
Rhode Island? So the wrong side of the continent for me.. bleh. That's okay though, I got to go drinking with this pretty bomb chick I met at the hookah lounge last night, and I got my first makeouts for months, finally.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 25 Aug 2008, 20:19
This bar wouldn't happen to be the one right next to Johnson and Wales in Providence? There was a pretty rockin gay bar near the studio when I was studying at RISD. According to one friend of mine he'd seen the mayor there a couple times.*



*Incidentally, Providence is the first state capitol to have an openly gay mayor. So his patronage of this bar isn't any sort of scandal, as some people have assumed when I mention it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 25 Aug 2008, 20:28
Yeah that's it, I forgot the name.

Has RI run out of eligible bachelors?

Y'know, this is actually plausible. My main memories of Providence were the rather unusual demographics due to the combined influence of RISD and a startling number of strip clubs.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 25 Aug 2008, 20:43
maybe 15% straight AND available

Your math failed to take into account the evidence of the strip club density that I referred to. Out of this 15%, around half of that are guys you probably wouldn't want to be dating.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 22:04
Alkaline Trio and Schnapps...

It feels so right.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 22:52
That is true. Damn. I'm screwed :(

Except you're not. Which is the problem, I guess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 22:55
Well, you forgot to add in the 40%.

The 40% of course being the percent of alcohol per volume in liquor.

You just may be screwed yet!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 22:56
Yeah, get someone liquored up enough and they will do quite a lot that they would normally not. Interpret the word "do" as you will.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 25 Aug 2008, 23:15
When did it become a common idea in society that a) you have to be drunk to have any fun; b) people who don't drink are prudes (or boring); c) if someone says they don't want a drink they secretly do so you should insist they have one; and d) getting people shitfaced and taking advantage of them is a good thing!?

I'm not accusing anyone, I just am intrigued. My brother doesn't drink (but he actually is pretty boring), I hardly drink, but whenever we go out there will be people who will incessantly try and get us to drink. And not just drink, but get really absolutely terribly drunk. People don't seem to understand why we would go to pubs and hang out with friends and not get circus drunk, and no matter how many times you explain it they still try and get you a drink. Also things like
Yeah, get someone liquored up enough and they will do quite a lot that they would normally not. Interpret the word "do" as you will.
is actually kind of a degrading way of thinking about that (also, notice how it always seems to be referring to women, rather than men?). Now I know you're probably joking, but I have heard people being absolutely serious saying things like "oh, just get some drinks into her and she'll be eager". My brother has even told his friends that if you get me drunk I'll kiss anyone; now I (and his friends) know he was not being serious, but what if some stranger heard this, thought "oh hey, she must be pretty easy" and in my naivety I think they're just being friendly when there is a more malicious intent going on.

Am I the only one that thinks that the mindset of celebrating getting wasted and doing stupid shit you regret in the morning or not having any memories from the night before is not very healthy for a society?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 23:17
Do you not realize what thread you popped into...


Edit: I decided to give you a bonus response.

The thing to realize here is that when people make statements like that, they are often under the same influence. Booze is a social lubricant, these people full well intend to do the things they do, they booze brings it out of them. Like you kissing everyone, its a good time, and you're having fun. Thats the thing to remember, most people drink to have fun. They usually find it in a way they enjoy.


EXCEPTION: When someone is blacked out drunk, but at that point you are hardly able enough to consent to anything. It is usually rape in that case.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KvP on 25 Aug 2008, 23:23
No. But when it comes to young people most will come down on the side of bacchanalia. Extroverts always have more influence over their culture than introverts, and in your early years being an extrovert generally means partying. Add to that the youngster's lack of self control / self respect and the fact that social interaction is degrading more often than not and you've got a good recipe for a not particularly pretty culture that values binge drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Leinad on 25 Aug 2008, 23:24
I agree with Pat. I think this is the drunk thread... you know... where people post about being drunk? It's not the only way to have fun, but it is a way.

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s actually kind of a degrading way of thinking about that (also, notice how it always seems to be referring to women, rather than men?).

I was actually talking from personal experience, as in put enough alcohol in my and I will do quite a lot more than I normally would. And you can convince me to do some pretty wierd stuff, and have sex with just about anyone. Probably because I am already slightly too promiscuous as it is.

And how is that referencing women more than men? We were telling roxie how to get it on with her gay boss... get HIM drunk, not her.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 23:25
Ahem, consult my edited post. As at the time, mine was the last post, and I did not want to double post. I pretty much confirmed what Leinad said. Social lubricant, people do EXACTLY what they want to do ,but are soberly too afraid to.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 25 Aug 2008, 23:29
Do you not realize what thread you popped into...

Did you read my post at all? it is on topic (even though I am not drunk); probably more on topic than half the posts on this page. I am interested in why you celebrate getting really drunk and going "oh man, I was so stupid last night! My head really hurts and I threw up everywhere! It was great!". It doesn't make sense. When did you start thinking that you had to go out and get really drunk? Why can't you just go out, have a few drinks so you lose some of your inhibitions and stop? What made you think you had to go over your limits to have a good time?

I have been thinking about this for a while after discussing it in class and observing my housemates' behaviour when I don't drink or they do. I would like some other perspectives on it, as mine is probably not the general perspective of the people who post in here.

BEFORE YOU REPLY, I AM EDITING THIS. DON'T RIP MY HEAD OFF FOR NOT ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS JUST YET
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 23:32
You already said exactly why we get smashed, and just can't have a couple. When you lose your inhibitions. Its fun though, I have fun doing it. I have fun riding a roller coaster sober, I have fun riding a bike, I have fun playing guitar, I have fun watching movies, I have fun drawing, I have fun writing, I have fun playing video games, and I have fun being drunk. Its just one of the many things people do to have fun. Liquor also makes the things that are regularly fun a whole new type of fun.


Also, what you quoted was a joke. Obviously, you may need a few drinks to lighten up, and roll your head back and laugh it off with a shake of your head.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 25 Aug 2008, 23:52
Telling someone who doesn't drink to get a few drinks in them? Do you offer vegans cheeseburgers as well? I'm just trying to get a feel of how much you're not thinking your posts through here.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 25 Aug 2008, 23:54
Uh, I never told her to get drunk? I never even hinted that she needs to drink. I simply answered the question she asked me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: est on 25 Aug 2008, 23:55
Also, what you quoted was a joke. Obviously, you may need a few drinks to lighten up, and roll your head back and laugh it off with a shake of your head.


Also, NB: It is usually poor form to fuck a person when they are drunk.

Also also, why is losing your inhibitions seen as such a good thing?  Ok yes, sometimes it is good to get drunk and forget about your troubles for a while.  However, sometimes inhibitions are there for a god-damned reason.  Society is practically built on the back of people doing things that they don't necessarily agree with and also shutting their mouths when it is impolite to say what is on their mind.  It's called manners, propriety, or maybe even doing what is in your best interests even though you don't like it right now.

I get the shits very badly sometimes when people write off hurtful things they have done with "oh, but I was drunk, lol" or somesuch.  Even when I am god-damned circus-drunk, throwing up in the gutter at 4am stumbling home and wondering how the christ I am going to get to sleep when the world is spinning like a centrifuge I can mostly still tell the difference between being nice and being a cunt, so "Oh man, sorry I did (xyz) I was so wasted" doesn't really cut it for me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Eris on 25 Aug 2008, 23:57
I agree with Pat. I think this is the drunk thread... you know... where people post about being drunk? It's not the only way to have fun, but it is a way.

So I am not allowed to have a discussion about why people drink to excess? Just because I am not wasted means I can't post in here? Are you drunk right now? Have all your posts been when you were drunk?

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And how is that referencing women more than men? We were telling roxie how to get it on with her gay boss... get HIM drunk, not her.

I meant in general terms, not specifics. Guys are more likely to get girls plastered to have a better chance with them than the other way round. And how will getting her gay boss drunk improve her chances? He won't miraculously become attracted to her once he gets drunk. I am just saying that it has become almost accepted that people comment that if you can't get sex with someone from your looks or personality, getting them drunk is the next thing. I make the same jokes, and I am probably the kind of person these kind of guys will target.

Like you kissing everyone, its a good time, and you're having fun. Thats the thing to remember, most people drink to have fun. They usually find it in a way they enjoy.

But I am not that kind of person. I am not going to kiss the first guy I see because I have had some drinks, but my brother is encouraging the stereotype that if you get someone drunk (especially snooty girls who won't give you the time of day) then they will be more eager to 'do' you. I drink to have fun. That means having a few drinks, knowing my limits and stopping before I do something stupid like throwing up everywhere. Drinking to have fun doesn't mean you have to get blackout drunk. I have no problem with people drinking, and can get circus drunk as much as they want. I just want to know their reasoning.


Don't get all defensive and make me out to be the bad guy here just because I am asking questions of people. Inciting discussion is the point of discussion forums. If you read my original post I said I knew what Leinad said was a joke, but have experienced people who have said that in all seriousness. I live in a society that celebrates drunkeness and am seen as a loser because I don't drink very often; I can't ask them why they love to get drunk, because it is so ingrained in the society and the community that they can't explain it. I asked because I wanted to get other people's thoughts on it and maybe get you guys thinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 00:00
I also said that people intend to do exactly what they are going to do when they are drunk. Basically, saying that saying you were drunk is not an excuse. I also never said that getting someone drunk with the intent of fucking them is okay. If you both get drunk, and it happens, it happens. Giving girls shot after shot, to make her easy is completely wrong, and is rape.

Also, Eris I am not attacking you at all. Don't get the wrong impression here. I was just simply stating my point as best as I can manage right now. I do agree with you, that going out with the intent to completely black out is for high schoolers. I really only know a few people who do that, and no one likes them. I mostly just get drunk enough to be intoxicated, but still in control of mostly everything.

Edit: Ah, Eris I understand what you are saying. I already said I think that is wrong to get girls drunk so they are "down to fuck". So I see how it upsets you that your brother is encouraging that.

Edit: In my drunkenness I just realized I did in fact tell her to have a few drinks. I am sorry, it was a figure of speech and was a bit of poking fun. I wasn't really trying to imply that she should really be drinking. Eh, fuck it. Take it as you will, I know how I meant it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 26 Aug 2008, 00:12
Man, I think it'd be best for everyone if you got to bed and sobered up.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 26 Aug 2008, 00:53
My experience has been that people who are allowed to drink wine, champagne and such under the supervision of their parents from the time they were relatively young (tween/early teen) tend to be the most responsible when it comes to drinking at parties/in high school/ in college/with friends/etc. While they probably haven't had a lot of experience with hard liquor, the fact that alcohol is a normal thing to be drank in moderate amounts to them takes away a lot of the allure of downing more than a 12 pack of beer.

That being said, it can be fun to be absolutely smashed every once in awhile, if it's on an occasion that calls for it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 26 Aug 2008, 04:19
i don't really drink anymore because i find it pretty stupid, but i also do things like smoke cigarettes and knit and enjoy stanley kubrick films which other people probably find equally stupid so mostly i've come to terms with the fact that people have different things that are fun to them. if someone's had something really shitty happen to them and wants to drink it off, i'm certainly not going to stop them just as i wouldn't want anyone berating me every time i go through an entire pack of cigarettes when i'm stressed out. of course everybody likes things like manners and personal responsibility but there isn't much you can do to enforce those things.

and anyone can be taken advantage of when drunk, not just women. sometimes people drink to intentionally loosen up and have fun, other times they're irresponsible and unsure of what they're getting themselves into. there isn't any black and white way of telling those situations apart. just don't be an idiot when you're drinking. assess the situation carefully and if you're both having fun, then have fun. if you think you might be taking advantage of someone, you probably are. so don't.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 26 Aug 2008, 10:48
Basically I agree with just about all that Patatat said.
Eris, I think you're exaggerating the stereotypes of drinking. Yes, these people do exist, but they are not the majority. If we judged every part of society solely by the idiots that take it too the extreme then I'm sure we could make even knitting look like some awful sin. If we stopped our lives to argue with every idiot no one would get much done, just ignore them, do what you wish and worry not about what others think. Do things the Gandhi way: "Be the change you wish to see in the world." I think Patatat described alcohol best as a social lubricant, and while I agree that being drunk is never an excuse I don't think you should ever read into all the foolish things that people say and do while drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: supersheep on 26 Aug 2008, 12:11
You would be surprised how many people are one of those idiots who drinks too much, and also how much of a difference it makes being on the outside or on the inside. I mean, people who I would find tolerable if I was drinking with them annoy the head off me when drunk and seem like ridiculous idiots. And I occasionally get far too drunk and annoying, even when I plan to go out for a few quiet drinks. I don't usually like getting completely trashed, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 26 Aug 2008, 13:06
Mostly the issue here is that this discussion has no place ITT. If you wanted to have a discussion about alchohol use and abuse you should have made a new one. Coming in to a place dedicated to celebrating drunkeness and telling people to be serious almost reeks of trolling. Look at the thread title, for christs sake.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tommydski on 26 Aug 2008, 13:16
It is a bit like walking into a bar and lecturing people about the evil of alcohol.

Do it outside the bar or at AA but inside the bar is asking for trouble.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mat_mantra on 26 Aug 2008, 13:19
Sam Adams is speaking to me and he says THERE IS NOT ENOUGH DRUNKEN RAMBLING GOING ON HERE


Edit:  I may or may not be along later to rectify this situation.  If i'm still able to use words like rectify, i have not yet had enough to drink
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 26 Aug 2008, 13:23
Jack Daniels is face up in on the bathroom floor making horrible gurgling noises and I should go turn him over but HE WOULD AGREE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mat_mantra on 26 Aug 2008, 13:27
Hmm, Batcat with a buzz on makes me feel violent.  Should probably remove that from the playlist for the time being
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 26 Aug 2008, 13:54
It is a bit like walking into a bar and lecturing people about the evil of alcohol.

Do it outside the bar or at AA but inside the bar is asking for trouble.

This isn't a bar. It's the fucking internet. This thread may be dedicated to drunk posting but that doesn't mean serious, occasionally sober discussions on the topic of alcohol can't be had here, as they have before.

It may be tactless to lecture drunk people on the stupidity of getting drunk, but it's rude for those people to reply "get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us" and it's even more rude (and pretty ironic, considering the original question posed) to justify that response with the fact that they are drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mat_mantra on 26 Aug 2008, 13:59
He's not really saying it like that, it's just that most of the posts in here are going to be made by people under the influence, and making comments along the previous lines is akin to poking a rattlesnake with a stick.  If you piss it off enough, you're going to get bitten.  I have no problem with discussions about the upside of sobriety and the downside of drunkeness (I have 5 alcoholics in my family, been down that road), but the point tommy is trying to make is that it's not usually a good idea to rub it in someones face when they are doing it.

Edit:  And i totally understand where Eris is coming from, but it is all a matter of right time, right place

further edit:  And as I'm sure someone will have some witty repartee to my previous statement, it will have to wait until I get back from the Class 6
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 26 Aug 2008, 14:14
"get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us"

except you'll notice that nobody actually said "get out of here sober girl, you don't know shit about us" and the discussion was really a lot polite and courteous than that. people get defensive when they are taken off guard and i think it's justified. read through the posts and it becomes pretty clear that this isn't a thread about general alcohol discussion, it's a thread devoted specifically towards drunk posting and having fun. just like how the photo thread is specifically for posting photos of yourself, and most people would agree it's rude and uncalled for to barge in and suddenly start lecturing people on why they feel the need to post pictures of themselves all the time. if you want to discuss the value of these things, by all means feel free to do it but you have to exercise some tact and courtesy - don't do it when people are enjoying themselves and the last thing they want is to be told that you don't like what they are doing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 26 Aug 2008, 14:15
BEER!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tommydski on 26 Aug 2008, 14:16
This isn't a bar. It's the fucking internet. This thread may be dedicated to drunk posting but that doesn't mean serious, occasionally sober discussions on the topic of alcohol can't be had here, as they have before.

The value of this thread is that it hopefully stops people from posting drunk in other threads. Thus, the comments are confined to this thread, which I can ignore and always have done.

I largely agree with everything Hannah has said in this thread but it doesn't mean this is the right place for it. If I started posting in the pointless thread just to tell everyone that image macros are stupid, I'd be told to take it elsewhere within moments. These threads (including the Photo thread and the Blog Thread) exist pretty much just to keep this stuff confined. Then the option to not read them is always there.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 26 Aug 2008, 14:25
My experience has been that people who are allowed to drink wine, champagne and such under the supervision of their parents from the time they were relatively young (tween/early teen) tend to be the most responsible when it comes to drinking at parties/in high school/ in college/with friends/etc.

Lies! I first got drunk on advocaat snowballs at a christmas party at age 8. It was under the supervision of my parents.
And, well... look how that worked out. (That said, alcohol really isn't the Ace in my Personal Problem deck, know what I mean?)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 26 Aug 2008, 15:14
I got horrifically off my face on sleep madness a couple of weeks ago. I'm completely tee-total so I can't compare it to how I am when I'm drunk, but I was certainly how many of my friends are when they're drunk. Is this common? Is there a scientific explanation, for example does being extremely exhausted and rather dehydrated create the same sorts of chemicals in your blood as alcohol does? I'm genuinely intrigued.

It was a fantastic night, and the up side was that I didn't have a hangover. The downside is that not many people believe that I don't drink any more, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mat_mantra on 26 Aug 2008, 15:23
I ran out of beer, so i was sad.  But after a quick trip to the liquor store, i've got a bottle of Comfort, Southern style, that says everything's gonna be O.K.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dissy on 26 Aug 2008, 15:23
H.Jesus!  I need some of that Stout!  Send one to me?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: est on 26 Aug 2008, 17:53
If I started posting in the pointless thread just to tell everyone that image macros are stupid, I'd be told to take it elsewhere within moment

Actually, I have done this on numerous occasions, but whatever.

Obviously I could see where Han was coming from when she asked what she did.  Her uni is full of people who constantly get comically trashed, so she was curious as to why the mindset exists.  I think that the agro only started to happen when people reacted like dickshits to an honest question.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tommydski on 26 Aug 2008, 17:57
If anyone starts a thread about alcohol abuse, I'll post in it for sure. From personal experience I have a lot to say on the matter.

Just not in this thread, which serves another purpose.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 26 Aug 2008, 18:31
Mostly the issue here is that this discussion has no place ITT. If you wanted to have a discussion about alchohol use and abuse you should have made a new one. Coming in to a place dedicated to celebrating drunkeness and telling people to be serious almost reeks of trolling. Look at the thread title, for christs sake.

haha, says they guy with 9 posts. but dead on. but hey, everthing seems ok when you're drunk. even this thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 19:15
Anywho, as I still have a mass quantity of the schnapps I discovered the other day. I am going to resume what I was doing yesterday.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 26 Aug 2008, 19:19
quick views

- a lot of people get shitfaced because to them, it's a lot better than being sober. that's usually the most base reason i've found
- a lot of people think getting other people shitfaced so that they'll fuck are usually targeting a specific type of person who they guess will be more willing to fuck than others. it's not right but i'd say that's what 25% of any bar anywhere is usually doing. another 25% are waiting to receive the (free) drinks and get it started. that's how their social life might work. doesn't mean that's how you work.

anyway, what do you guys think about shandy's? i'm about 4 deep in right now (i DID BUY THEM AND IM NOT ASHAMED) and i'm digging it. not as much as real beer but hey
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 19:21
It all takes you to the same wonderful place. I mean it might take sixty of them to get you there, but you're making progress.  :lol:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 26 Aug 2008, 19:30
lawls, like i said sometimes i'm only drinking for the drink. :D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 26 Aug 2008, 20:10
Well, I am 21 and I am drunk. And it feels good. So ..... what was the point again? Ah, yes, the point is that you do whatever you feel like! Seems good to me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 20:39
Well, I am 21 and I am drunk. And it feels good. So ..... what was the point again? Ah, yes, the point is that you do whatever you feel like! Seems good to me.

Dude, wanna make out?


lul.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 26 Aug 2008, 20:42
In the pointless thread there is such an appropriate comic for this point in time.

(Edit) It is this one.
(http://www.hyperdeathbabies.com/anomaly/images/043-gay-bar.gif)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 26 Aug 2008, 21:19

Dude, wanna make out?

lul.


Yes, I do. You're hot. Also, Mr Gent is right.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 26 Aug 2008, 21:25
(http://andrightlyso.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/Manlove.jpg)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: beat mouse on 27 Aug 2008, 03:40
i have been hitting the bong pretty hard this last week. I've watched all 4 seasons of entourage and worked full 8 hour shifts every day on top of that. it has been a very red bull paced week.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 27 Aug 2008, 11:08
Hey now! This is drunkie turf!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 27 Aug 2008, 11:26
i have been hitting the bong pretty hard this last week. I've watched all 4 seasons of entourage and worked full 8 hour shifts every day on top of that. it has been a very red bull paced week.

I just did this. Entourage is good when youre stoned because it is mindless but still funny. Lloyd is the best though for real
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 27 Aug 2008, 13:44
i just picked up an eight from a friend for 9 bucks (all i had on me). it's strawberry cough...smells not like real strawberries, but like candy strawberry would smell like. shit is still wet (he cut it right off the tree before i got it) so i'm drying it out a lil
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 27 Aug 2008, 13:50
So you're essentially smoking a Fruit Rollup?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 27 Aug 2008, 14:21
awesome

Hey now! This is drunkie turf!

Nah, this thread serves all types of altered states, from drinking to staying up way too long.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 27 Aug 2008, 14:49
So you're essentially smoking a Fruit Rollup?

that's really really close to how i would describe the smell, yeah. nice one. last night all i could think was "skittles"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 27 Aug 2008, 15:24
I can get behind that.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 28 Aug 2008, 19:52
why is the drunk heard all up in my sobreittys.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 28 Aug 2008, 19:52
what i am sating is why aren't youdruk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 28 Aug 2008, 19:54
los obasically why are you sober in     my thread
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 28 Aug 2008, 19:55
I'm getting drunk before I evacuate for hurricane Gustav.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 28 Aug 2008, 20:04
Screw that. Get drunk and stay.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 28 Aug 2008, 20:11
I'd like to point out that Pete in Gabbly right now is even funnier than Pete in this thread.

Pete you rock.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 28 Aug 2008, 20:24
Screw that. Get drunk and stay.

Fuck that get Gustav fucking plastered. It'll be funny.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 01 Sep 2008, 23:21
Drinking Buschmill's 1600, and some coke. I would drink it straight in a glass, with some ice cubes. I only have about a double shots worth, so I just put it in some coke. For a delicious drink with a bite.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 03 Sep 2008, 12:51
It's 4 o'clock in the afternoon and I just sobered up enough to get out of bed. Welcome to the frosh week parties, I'm assuming that I met some interesting people last night, but I don't remember.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: hannahrochelle on 04 Sep 2008, 09:56
I just woke up for no reason at all and it's 3 am. I FEEL drunk, though I havent had anything to drink D:

...Does that count?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: evernew on 04 Sep 2008, 12:39
So my last post in this thread was a profusely drunk love/hormone ramble about a friend of mine and how I love everything and everyone.

Now I'm on my third or so tally-can celebrating that I got a pretty good grade on my final thesis even though I only worked on it little over a week. Yaaaay!

Also, "between the sheets" adds two levels of awesome to every sentence you can think of.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 04 Sep 2008, 12:47
"I just took a shit 'between the sheets.' "
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Noct on 04 Sep 2008, 15:44
I just split a J and a pitcher of Margarita on the rocks over lunch, and now I just reaaaally want to put on some Mogwai and take a nap.

Fucking hell, I have work to do.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 04 Sep 2008, 16:42
The only Mogwai I'm interested in is Gizmo.

Hey, thread. I'm not sober! Today is "Drink on a weekday for a laugh day!" I officially have approximately two hours and eighteen minutes left to drink in order to properly sleep it off!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Sep 2008, 23:07
I just went on a pub crawl that ended in me caring for a friend that has never been as drunk as he is right now. I feel like I kind of missed out on the party, but I'm glad my friend is going to be ok. Has anyone else had experiences caring for too drunk friends?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Elizzybeth on 04 Sep 2008, 23:50
I went to this awful party a few months ago where people ate some bad pot cookies.  It was fun for a while, but then people started vomiting into the toilet.  And there was only one toilet.  And several sick people.

And I'd only had a single glass of wine very early in the evening, 'cause I was supposed to drive people home.  It was a pretty lame party.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Sep 2008, 05:00
Yeah, parties stop being fun when they turn into that one episode of Family Guy (http://www.zippyvideos.com/211129792726595/family_guy_puke/). I had that happen due to 'shrooms one time.

Nothing brings on the chunky quite like 'shrooms.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 05 Sep 2008, 23:05
Dear thread,

I am not sober.

Love,
De_El

P.s. oh how I adore you so.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 06 Sep 2008, 01:49
I have a wedding to attend today...

Yes, forum a double-feature for you..

Drunkeness for this wonderful thread and suit-porn for the picture thread.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 06 Sep 2008, 20:39
yeah, so. another day of 12-hour-hardcore-drinking. at least today i remembred to post in the drunk thread.
i also bought a suit 2 days ago. i like it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 06 Sep 2008, 20:43
macht kaputt, was euch kaputt macht!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Sep 2008, 00:07
fublublblulbfbah. Ha! Heh. Mmm. Whoa. Sisters of Mercy sound a lot better than usual. Too bad my friends aren't as gothy...A gothy drunken party would be awesome right now.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 07 Sep 2008, 00:10
Man fuck your friends.  I would drunkenly listen to Sisters of Mercy with you.

I'm not drunk yet though.  Just high.  Beer tastes so much better after a 10 hour work day.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Sep 2008, 00:19
Fuck it man, I'm just gonna blare Floodland and see what happens. I do wish I had some company, though. Aside from my roommate who seems to be passed out.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 07 Sep 2008, 00:24
if you're in a dorm and you blast Floodland there is at least a 10%* chance that some arrogant dude who is into "oldschool goth/industrial" will deign to poke his head in and then proceed to lecture you for 2 hours on Genesis P-Orridge's importance in the musical landscape

or some chick that looks like robert smith will sit on your floor and stare into space until you push her over and she falls asleep




*actual percentage may vary by location
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 07 Sep 2008, 00:29
Honestly, I doubt the likelihood of any of these options. I've gotten to know much of my floor fairly well, and none of them has given any indication of being into such things. Honestly, I'd love it if blasting Floodland actually attracted attention. Nobody's really stirring. Generation gap XD?

On a related note, I actually used Discipline, the Berlin version from 20 Jazz Funk Greats to get a douchey character out of my room.  A group had gathered in my room and were conversing but along casme this one unsavory fellow, and so I blared me some Throbbing Grfistle and hje just sort looked bewildered, looked at his shoes a bit and then left.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 07 Sep 2008, 01:15
Conversely, blast Nickelback or some other idiot music and see what happens.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2008, 12:06
The words man!

They are getting away! Get them fefore they get you! They are fucking fiesty bastards!

Run away words the humans are comming! Go to the sweet sweet embrace of the ant people!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2008, 12:09
its okay though because i have NAC HOS now! Take that words, those  who cannot eat tasty tasty nachos!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 07 Sep 2008, 12:38
protip: drinking a shot of scotch and then two pints of guiness within 30 minutes on an empty stomach is an awesome way to get a quick buzz
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bbqrocks on 07 Sep 2008, 14:35
I did the guinness, but they wouldn't serve us whiskey (also we ran out of money).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2008, 15:51
Man I was pretty stoned today!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: schimmy on 07 Sep 2008, 15:53
This one time, I did a lot of drugs.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 07 Sep 2008, 15:54
ohhhhhhh man dude
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imapiratearg on 07 Sep 2008, 17:15
Man, why is it whenever my friends and I get high, all they want to listen to is The Beatles and switch whatever I have playing when I leave the room?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 07 Sep 2008, 18:08
Because they've never heard of Zeppelin?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 07 Sep 2008, 19:23
i got surgery on my foot (7 screws total) so i also havfe the apporpriate drugs for them
norcos, percocets and weed

i feel nothing
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 07 Sep 2008, 20:51
Man, why is it whenever my friends and I get high, all they want to listen to is The Beatles and switch whatever I have playing when I leave the room?

Because when some people get high, they forget that there is music from after 1970.  It is a distressing and almost universal phenomenon.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Sep 2008, 21:29
I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset.  We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 07 Sep 2008, 22:27
see i never got that shit

when i get stoned i pretty much want to listen to anything as long as it's awesome

though when my best friend and i get drunk AND stoned all roads inevitably lead to bruce springsteen or spiritualized

in fact the beatles are pretty boring when i'm stoned

oh i'm stoned now btw

But that has nothing to do with how I am typing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 08 Sep 2008, 08:24
Souljazz Orchestra.
I saw them live. Yesterday. I had never heard of them before. They are my new favourite band. Get high and listen to them.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 08 Sep 2008, 08:27
I actually try not to listen to music when I'm drunk because I can't concentrate on it, and then I get pissed off after like 2 minutes go by and I remember I'm listening to a song but can't remember what parts I've heard already and where I am in the song. It's a fruitless exercise.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ledhendrix on 08 Sep 2008, 14:41
Opening a beer with an anvil? I think so.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 08 Sep 2008, 14:45
Souljazz Orchestra.

With a name like that I am willing to bet a million moneys that listening to them, high or not, would be total agony.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 08 Sep 2008, 15:23
Bari, tenor and alto sax, with a drummer, a percussionist and a keyboard/snyth player. They are amazing. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl5UFIR-0MM)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 08 Sep 2008, 17:52
No.

Oh my God no.

Oh God my ears.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imapiratearg on 08 Sep 2008, 18:29
I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset.  We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.

Dude, I put on Deerhoof and set a Grails album to play after that, because I am totally of zerodrone's mindset about it, but they changed it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: sean on 08 Sep 2008, 19:01
You had on Grails and they changed it?

You may need to consider getting new friends.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imapiratearg on 08 Sep 2008, 19:10
No, I had Deerhoof playing, and Grails was going to play afterward.  I kind of can't wait to go to college in the hopes that I will find people who will not turn off Deerhoof or Grails while we are high.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 08 Sep 2008, 19:42
No.

Oh my God no.

Oh God my ears.

Go to Hell. Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 08 Sep 2008, 19:46
Hell is where Souljazz are the lounge band at the infernal supermarket.



I am somewhat of an enforcer in breaking that mindset.  We will get really stoned and listen to things that are not from before we were born.

Dude, I put on Deerhoof and set a Grails album to play after that, because I am totally of zerodrone's mindset about it, but they changed it.

I'll put on basically stuff I find in the Mediafire thread.  Colour Haze, Ratatat, and Black Moth Super Rainbow dominate, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 08 Sep 2008, 21:34
man i totally would have opened with grails, anyone who doesn't like them while stoned probably thinks phish are "pretty okay!"

1/6 of a 375 of johnny walker red and two bowls down so far.  i have a pleasant buzz but i want it to get pleasanter because this is my only night off all week and the only show i could have gone to is a punk band from florida (to be fair, they're pretty good but eh fuck it).
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 08 Sep 2008, 22:31
listening to the beatles while stoned is just the cliche thing to do. it's alright but man sometimes i do not want to listen to them for the billionith time
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 09 Sep 2008, 05:05
We still do sometimes, but for some reason it's always "Norwegian Wood".
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 09 Sep 2008, 12:52
this morning i went through what felt like a horrible case of opiate withdrawal. urrrrg.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 09 Sep 2008, 18:28
Getting high while an ex boyfriend talks about his new girlfriend. Not the best situation. But at least I'm not sober.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 09 Sep 2008, 18:34
Just start asking him embarrasing questions about her.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 09 Sep 2008, 20:56
"Are her labia bigger than mine?"

This question will break the ice at any party.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 09 Sep 2008, 23:42
total count:

5 16 oz. PBR
1 12 oz. Red Stripe
2 Valium

just got home and currently smoking a bowl

i fucking own this thread motherfuckers
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 10 Sep 2008, 00:40
oh shizzle

the Kevin Drew solo album is the shit

shit

fuck

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 10 Sep 2008, 07:09
God I just got home after a fucking long day of work and class and my housemates were all sitting up and were like "we saved this spliff for you" and man I love my housemates. Also one of them won a meat tray. She must've been drinking at a bowling club or something. Do they have bowling clubs in your various countries other forumites? They're these places where old people go to drink and play lawn bowls. They raffle off meat trays and have ridiculously cheap beer usually.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 10 Sep 2008, 09:44
at the cheap hotel/casinos in vegas, they give away tupperware and glass bowls.

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 10 Sep 2008, 12:58
Wow, I don't even remember making that Kevin Drew post.

EDIT: No we don't have bowling clubs in America but they sound pretty awesome.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 11 Sep 2008, 02:36
oops i did it again

johnny walker, you are such a good friend
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Fenriswolf on 11 Sep 2008, 02:47
Sisters of Mercy is gothy? I never knew. Not sure how I feel about that  :lol: I was inspired to listen to Leonard Cohen though. Ahhh, that's good.

lol @ "we saved this spliff for you". That is quite awesome. I live in New Zealand and why yes, we have bowls clubs. My grandmother was bloody good (at the bowls and the drinking) before she died last year. Also, the SPCA where I used to work is down a driveway past a bowling club. We had a halloween party there so there was a big room of drunken heavily dressed up animal freaks and a small bar full of suspicious-looking locals. I was amused
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 11 Sep 2008, 03:01
sisters of mercy is an 80s/early 90s goth-rock band named after the leonard cohen song.

fyi.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Fenriswolf on 11 Sep 2008, 03:06
LOL Well no idea whether I like them or not. Makes more sense though  :laugh:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 11 Sep 2008, 03:11
They are pretty goddamn good. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuezNswtRfo)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Fenriswolf on 11 Sep 2008, 03:19
Hmmmmmmmm. Not what I expected (not sure what I expected but after listening to some random Leonard Cohen I feel like maybe he's more goth in the traditional sense of the term? Fuck, I dunno) but kinda catchy...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Lepton on 11 Sep 2008, 21:58
Just thought I'd give a shout out to the drunk thread while I'm sipping on some Gin and Tonics.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 11 Sep 2008, 23:12
i just got home and opened a beer and the other guitar player in my various bands is drunkenly playing guitar and singing at me over the phone

now i understand why people use bluetooths
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 12 Sep 2008, 22:15
oooooh oh. I'm so dnuk. I did things tonight that i thoguth i'd never do again. you know. back in the day. when it was  ok. anyway.



macht kaputt was eucht kaputt macht!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 12 Sep 2008, 22:35
keine macht fr niemand!!!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 12 Sep 2008, 23:39
I aqm an honouralbe dude. Fuck. l/sot oppopurtuenuies dude,. seruosidly. fuick./
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 13 Sep 2008, 00:08
I think you're probably typing bad on purpose, but I know a girl who drunk-texts me a lot and most of the time I honestly can't even remotely figure out what the fuck she's attempting to type.  I'll get messages like "wqt aret mosds men to wuo?"

It's weird because I can type pretty much perfectly even when like, on 3 hits of X, or acid, or after a half litre of whisky.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 13 Sep 2008, 15:39
same. THANKS HOMEKEYS. for some reason even on E i'm pretty level headed, I dont really make a fool of myself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 0bsessions on 13 Sep 2008, 19:23
Nope.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 13 Sep 2008, 20:34
Ditto what zerodrone said.  When I'm drunk I'll just mentally say "Fuck capital letters" but otherwise I am still anal about spelling.  Acid and E included.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: imapiratearg on 13 Sep 2008, 20:47
I retain excellent spelling when I am under the influence.

Like right now.  'Cept it's almost gone.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 13 Sep 2008, 22:49
I can also retain my typing abilities while inebriated if I try hard enough. But if I'm too drunk I'll just stop giving a shit and pay no attention to what I'm doing.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 13 Sep 2008, 23:45
ever since i've been a cripple i've been buzzed off pills and sometimes weed. it just makes me realize:

damn, i want to get drunk
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 13 Sep 2008, 23:50
But if I'm too drunk I'll just stop giving a shit and pay no attention to what I'm doing.

And that, son, is where babies come from.   :-)

You know how girls will say "Oh man I was so drunk I don't believe I slept with that guy"?

When I was younger, I had several embarrassing "Oh dude I was so drunk I don't believe I slept with that girl" moments.  It's really difficult to explain to someone you like them as a friend but don't want to sex them after they've already given you an awkward handjob.

oh dude Awkward Handjob is totally going to be the name of my new musical project
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Drill King on 14 Sep 2008, 05:49
Note to self: Do not go into your bios after way too much vodka.

Also, on the subject of typing, holy shit I'm the worst about it, when I'm SUPER drunk, it's like my fingers just slosh across the keyboard. Then again, I'm a bit of a lush. One thing from last night that I was trying to say.

"jus tdeals withi t in mah howmn head
evethough I am tired fo wirth tokmnrorw, amej ne saddd"
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 14 Sep 2008, 06:45
Note to self: this thread is strictly amateur hour

ps what is up
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 14 Sep 2008, 06:47
what is up
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 14 Sep 2008, 06:47
I have a giant cock drawn on my face
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 19 Sep 2008, 17:39
So I think I am in college and tripping for the first time. I took two hits.  It feels like so long ago. All of this shit is so fast and I'm listening to MBV and why the fuck am I doing this? EVERYTHING IS SO but even before I finish typing it feels stupid. I don't even know what to believe, whether this is happening or not. Everything feels so foreign even the sensations to standing up are different man what the hell is going on. I think I have to pee. I'll be right back.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 19 Sep 2008, 19:36
Enjoy yourself, put on some happy music, and watch something crazy.  Monty Python's Flying Circus has been a companion on most of the trips I've done.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 19 Sep 2008, 20:34
What are you tripping on?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Sep 2008, 23:13
"Hits" generally means acid.  He should be coming down about now.  Hope things went well.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 19 Sep 2008, 23:48
Correct sir. One of the best experiences of my life. However, I'm not quite done yet.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 20 Sep 2008, 00:24
Pleased to hear it!  I'd be interested in as full a report as you'd be willing to give, by PM or elsehow, if you'd go to the trouble.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 20 Sep 2008, 00:48
oh man de_el, welcome to my world.

damn i wish i'd been here when you were posting that, i would really like to talk to you while tripping.

i am quite drunk and in 3 hours i have to go to take a class so i don't think i'm even going to sleep.

oh man tonight.  tonight was so fucking weird.  ran into a friend i hadn't seen in 12 years who told me that people had told him i was dead and oh man, him and i used to do acid all the time and man, man.

man.

fuck.

oh and i went to a gay bar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Metope on 20 Sep 2008, 16:21
I have hte hickups. i also was as my best friends surprise party with too many vietnamese people and i lerned how to pronounce the name Ngyen.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 16:35
I suppose for posterity's sake I need to post in this thread
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Metope on 20 Sep 2008, 16:47
also, i found out that two of my friends were plannong to make mr go on a blinddate wiht a guy ive alredy met. and hes a total fucker, god what were they thinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 20 Sep 2008, 17:15
Well hi there! I'm pretty drunk, but, as you can see, not as drunk as I was last time. I'm not quoting Ton Steine Scherben, yet I wish I'd been to a gay bar tonight. Would have been more interesting.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2008, 18:04
h gosh i wih i wa drink as i widh i was
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2008, 18:05
in short: gable is broken
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 18:07
Gabbly is working again Pete. We need your company.

PS Gay Clubs are not that rad if you are not gay. It depends on the DJ though. I have gotten my shirt off in a lot of gay clubs and I have spent time in gay clubs wishing I was dead, so just find a good club to be gay in I guess.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2008, 18:12
oh go i weidsh i coukld be with you
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 20 Sep 2008, 18:14
I'm not gay but i like to make out with gay dudes sometimes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Peet on 20 Sep 2008, 18:15
i WSISH I KNOW what to think
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 18:34
Whats up pete





Want to fuck




No that wasn't a question
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 20 Sep 2008, 18:39
Guys! Rum and orange juice is amazing! Pirate juice! So tasty. and makes me spend the night twith very attractive people.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 18:50
Pirates don't drink orange juice if they did I would not be listening to a Power Metal band called Scurvey right now
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 20 Sep 2008, 19:20
Orange juice keeps the scurvy away
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 19:34
Do you know a lot of pirates called "two legs" because I don't
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 20 Sep 2008, 19:39
To be honest, I don't know a lot of pirates. I imagine it'd be hard to sail and all in St. Louis. There is no ocean here.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 20 Sep 2008, 19:45
Its ok, basically the archipelago around Indonesia  is one of the only happening pirate joints left in the world although apparently a french luxury yacht got boarded by pirates in the Mediterranean a few weeks ago how cool is that
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 20 Sep 2008, 20:39
Hello this thread. How are you. This is a rare opportunity where I am not sober an near an internet. Hooray for tonight!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 20 Sep 2008, 21:49
My DnD character wore an eyepatch today.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 20 Sep 2008, 21:57
That is just the silliest
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 20 Sep 2008, 23:12
Hooray for Jack and coke (OK, Pepsi, whatever)!  I ran out of herb a couple days ago so I'm resorting to nicotine and alcohol for my social-lubrication buzzes.  I'm a little floaty, but nothing out of my depth.  I'm going to go have another.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 20 Sep 2008, 23:14
Jack and coke is the drink of champions.  Or pirates.  Whoever said orange juice was incredibly wrong.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 20 Sep 2008, 23:21
Mixing rum and coke is just wrong. I mean, rum is delicious by itself, but then you mix it with soda and it is like somebody took a big shit in your drink.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Sep 2008, 00:18
gay bars are awesome unless they're the kind which consist of nothing but dudes who look like marines picking up dudes who look like 12 year old koreans and in which the DJ plays atrocious music.

this gay bar is one i've gone to many times and is pretty chill.  good mix of staight, gay, bi and tri-sexual.

i talked to a really cool older guy who was trying to pick me up but he was very much not my type.  a little too brokeback mountain, ya know.  when i fancy boys, i fancy cute indie rock boys who aren't flamboyant.

95% of the time i like girls though.  woo for sliding scales of sexuality.

oh but, this sucked.  i ordered a J & B on the rocks when i got there (i have no idea why, i hate J & B, i'm pretty sure i was channeling patrick bateman) and it was literally like drinking water.  i told the bartender "dude there is seriously no alcohol in this" but he insisted there was.  it was the last pour of the bottle and i'm pretty certain they'd been watering their liquor and i was the lucky guy who got all the water at the bottom of the bottle, which is really nasty now that i think about it.

oh yeah but BEFORE the gay bar i saw my friend's band Thee Birds of Paradise who are fucking insanely awesome especially now that they have four guitar players.  that's where the picture in the photo thread was taken and where i ran into all my old homies.

oh hay johnny walker, 'sup.  come here and give us a hug.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: JediBendu on 21 Sep 2008, 01:31
HELL YA.

THAT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP HOW I FEEL AT THIS MOMENT.

HELL YA.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 21 Sep 2008, 06:09
Mixing rum and coke is just wrong. I mean, rum is delicious by itself, but then you mix it with soda and it is like somebody took a big shit in your drink.

counterpoint: I lurve rum and coke. Of course, the way I make it (or rather used to make it; can't drink alcohol anymore *sigh*) was considerably stronger than most people do, like 50% rum, which I think is a better taste balance.

Incidentally, as long as people are talking about gay bars and rum+coke at the same time, I feel I should bring up the anecdote I have about the time I got self-conscious about ordering a rum and coke with Mount Gay rum while in a gay bar.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 22 Sep 2008, 00:08
i got my hands on some e...but...i dont know if i shuold take it, since i have a broken leg and i'm generally not doing anything right now.

rum and coke is okay as long as you double the rum
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 22 Sep 2008, 00:32
A broken leg gets in the way of both dancing and sex.

This means do not take that pill.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 22 Sep 2008, 00:40
Fuck that, strap a blacklight to that cast and go for it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Patatat on 22 Sep 2008, 10:26
So I watched my Grandfather die yesterday...

Now I am drunk trying to make that go away.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 26 Sep 2008, 22:06
AWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAH
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 26 Sep 2008, 22:22
Sorry for the double post, but I feel drunk enough to deserve it.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 27 Sep 2008, 00:07
Ugga  blug blug qooo!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 27 Sep 2008, 02:34
guys the last part of Kill Your Idols is confusing me

cause like lydia lunch is talking shit about current bands, but she's not naming them so i don't know if she's talking about the yeah yeah yeahs, the liars, the strokes, or the black dice, and obviously the black dice are just fucking around, and the liars are certifiable, right, but the yeah yeah yeahs interview segments are like totally real dude, oldschool stylee, but shit, this is getting too fucking meta for me, i mean fuck just fucking show me some more sonic youth live clips or something, fuck

also the box says that foetus is in this docu but i have not seen him yet and this is like the third time i've wached it

also i find it fucking weird as shit that jim sclavunis (sp?) the dude from the bad seeds and vanity set (who are FUCKING AWESOME, as good as nick cave himself) started out as bass player for teenage jesus and the jokes

oh and lydia lunch just said "pick up a fucking tuba... anything but a bass guitar"

guys i think i'm stoned

edit: no, i am definitely stoned and a bit drunk

edit edit: oh wait i think lydia lunch and everyone was talking about interpol
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 27 Sep 2008, 11:29
You know what I propose? I propose to be a politician. Sort of some sort of politics. I am probably good at that.

I could be a Sex Dictator. Gabbly and me have decided - that the number one platform is REALLY GOOD SANDWICHES.
I MEAN REALLY FUCKING GOOD.
In my manifesto is also directives for the price of gentleman's and ladies'e's tailoring to be reduced so that it is easier to dress fancy.
And then me and my Cabinet Crew would sort out people who did who were shits to other people. We'd just shake them, really shake them hard. Until they stopped it straight away!


It helps in this endeavour that my fancy beer comes in pint and a halfs.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 27 Sep 2008, 11:37
Everybody in this thread can get fucked I declare victory upon this thread fuck you I will have photo evidence soon enoughlets see what your science makes of that huh
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: redglasscurls on 27 Sep 2008, 13:02
CHARDONNAY LATE LUNCH
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 27 Sep 2008, 22:31
JAEGERBOMBS

They are kind of tasty, but they are also trashy. I do not intend on doing them again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 27 Sep 2008, 23:07
Stoned.  Played HL2: Episode 2.  Got to the part where the giant acid antlion chases you around.  Nearly wet myself.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 28 Sep 2008, 00:18
dear drunk thread,

i am such a flirt when i drink. not in a wasted slutty girl way though.  it's just that when i'm sober i am like SNARL STOP LOOKING AT ME I AM PRACTICALLY MARRIED. and when i have a few beers (not enough to be really drunk...) i am all like "sup guys" and smiling and making eye contact and chatting with EVERY BOY regardless of age and level of attractiveness.   eh.

love,
anna
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 28 Sep 2008, 02:18
I am quite drunk. Tonight was quite good. I am officiaslly one of those who will not let the party end. Althoug at the end it was pretty sloppy and gay. Dance party in  a friend's room...three people in attendance at 3:30 am.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 28 Sep 2008, 02:32
sloppy and gay?

I'm there.

(p.s. this is funny because I also like boys as well as girls. ha. ha. ha.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 28 Sep 2008, 02:37
Me too, but lthough we were kind of scanily clad and having a dance party with Missy Elliot, nothing really happened. I'm kind of disappointed, but I also never really wan to be the one to break hearts. Like, asin breaking the barrier between a totlly celibate party and an ooo-lala party.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 28 Sep 2008, 02:43
durr eel, you have a long way to go before impressing me with acts of gay shenanigans, hijinks and escapades.

at the ends of the parties I know, there are at least oral sex propositions before anyone starts complaining about taxi fares.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 28 Sep 2008, 02:47
I ope you don't thin impressing you was my sole intent, althoug I guess that would've been nice. It was a party in name only at the end. As far as oral sex propositios go, maybe I just haven't found the right friends yet.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 29 Sep 2008, 00:13
LET'S GO NORTH AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE ARE NORTH AMERICAN SCUM

edit a couple hours later: LIGHT UP, LIGHT UP, AS IF YOU HAAAAAAAVE A CHOICE
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Sep 2008, 16:01
Hey, for the first time ever I can contribute to this thread!

I was at a pub quiz.

One of their questions was wrong.

THE BASTARDS.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: jhocking on 29 Sep 2008, 16:02
i am all like "sup guys" and smiling and making eye contact and chatting with EVERY BOY regardless of age and level of attractiveness. 

Chat me up. I need to feel young again.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tommydski on 29 Sep 2008, 16:04
Dude, she charges like woah.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 30 Sep 2008, 22:44
man kim gordon is telling me to go buy more beer

what should i do
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 03 Oct 2008, 11:04
I'm posting here so I wont postr elsewhere when I;ve been out on the twn. Um.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 03 Oct 2008, 22:46
toast. it is the shit

that took me forever to write correctly.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 03 Oct 2008, 22:51
toast with peanut butter is what you meant
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 04 Oct 2008, 00:35
Sup thread. I'm kinda high. Whoa.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 04 Oct 2008, 01:24
Yeah I got drunk and did drugs tonight but mostly I am going to be 21 in 7 days.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Oct 2008, 06:16
Damn, you'll beat me by 12 days.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 04 Oct 2008, 06:38
Dammit I still got like 2 months.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Edith on 04 Oct 2008, 09:27
Dammit. I'll be 35 next year.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Anastrianna on 04 Oct 2008, 10:31
21 in 1 month, 11 days. I can't wait!!!!

But, doesn't mean I don't partake..... ;-)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 04 Oct 2008, 11:59
I am now drunk enough that the american president stuff on the news sounds like the names of 50s doo-wop bands...

Joey Bee and the Rockobammers

Johnny Cain and the Pains

Okay now they just sound like nonsense I heard one guy speak fast and he actually said "Shabamalama Rockabama.
Gotta go to work soon

Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jinjo on 04 Oct 2008, 14:21
Last night at poker night, I walked outside for a cigarette break and when I came back everyone's shirts were off. So naturally I took my shirt off, not wanting to be the odd one out. By the end of the night me and my friend emily were down to our undies. Oh what a poker night.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Oct 2008, 21:27
Oh drunk thread. How I love thee. I went to a Jack and Coke party tonight. The cops showed up. It was sad. But Jack and coke is delicious. I ended up having to carry some of my floormates home, oh the woes of being a tank when all your friends are lightweights.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: bunny_of_doom on 04 Oct 2008, 23:00
ok so i've been drinking with the roommate for hours and we emptied a bottle of vodka not to mention some other stuff so why am i only tipsy?!?
*grumble*
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 04 Oct 2008, 23:08
You may be tipsy good sir, while I however am hammered beyond all repair. Wait, that doesn't sound right. I'm smashed, and the keyboard is my piano and I am swinging back and forth holding on for dear life, me and my two brothers knocked back quite a bit of stuff, mostly gin and tonic and tequila products. I have retyped all of this too many times to count already.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Oct 2008, 23:43
Best way to kill a hangover? Stay awake until no longer drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 05 Oct 2008, 00:03
Or drink three glasses of water, and take some pain killers.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Oct 2008, 02:26
I have invented a new drink, or rather a new way to drink a very old drink. Take a shot of vodka and drop an olive in it. I give you: the Martini Shot!

Invented because I wanted a martini, but I don't have those fancy glasses. I had 5 to celebrate my discovery.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 05 Oct 2008, 03:37
Some Germans showed up at the hostel today and I got to drinkin' with them.  I've been throwing back rum and coke all night, and had a beer here and there, and now I'm a little loopy so I'm going to bed.

Oh yeah I haven't posted on the blog thread in a while, I'm in Hawaii working for/staying at an eco-hostel (which is code for "a bunch of tents in the jungle with really cool people in them inviting you to stay for free, and by free I mean 15 hours of work a week").  It is awesome here.  You should try it sometime.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Jackie Blue on 05 Oct 2008, 23:04
so last night my friend jim and i went out to play darts and dominate the jukebox with lcd soundsystem and sonic youth songs at thee irish pub.  i had a shot of jameson and a bunch of beers, dropping fliff NOT EVEN COUNTING, so we went upstairs to see what kind of band was playing and it ended up being this shirtless redneck dude and these like mid-40s ROCKER DUDES playing cover songs of 90s grunge hits and the like.  we kept yelling SOUNDGARDEN and MUDHONEY but, sadly, the best thing they played was "Man in the Box".

so then jim's girlfriend calls my cel and says we have to come about a mile down the road to this awful top 40 bar that was crowded as shit and playing bad rap music and since i was their ride i couldn't opt out, so i had to drop fliff on a fucking cover charge so i could stand around being pissed and having the staff tell me every 5 minutes "you can't wear sunglasses in here" and me having to say "they're prescription" i swear where is the chain of communication in this joint.

then we went back to their apartment and drank jager and smoked a fuckload of weed and listened to The Warlocks and The Greatest Grunge Hits of the 90s (inspired by the night's experience) until 6 AM.  i got about 8 hours sleep and the first thing i thought when i woke up was "i ate way too much sausage last night", which caused me to laugh for about 10 minutes despite my hangover.

tonight tricia is making me watch stardust, smoke weed and cuddle for like the millionth time.  not that i mind at all.   :-)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 05 Oct 2008, 23:20
Last night I got really drunk, and then I had to meet my parents for breakfast in the morning, and the whole time I was with them, from 8 to 9.30 am I was still drunk from the night before. I don't know if they noticed, but I was pretty low-key so I think I'll be okay.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 08 Oct 2008, 22:35
Oh no double post. I am so ripped right now. Smoked under the stars with some friends, and we wandered around in the grass on campus.  We listened to Bob Dylan, Allen Ginsberg and Willie Nelson. I had no idea Willie Nelson was ny good, muchless how amazing he could be, Jesus christ man.
Hoooh, man. How spicy would you like your Chang Sauce?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 10 Oct 2008, 20:58
guyyyys i can feel my eyelashes

but seriously
19th birthdays are  great, when they are not yours and you are still drunk anyway
and i work tomorrowwww - its my first shift at HMV which is a record store how fun is that
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 10 Oct 2008, 21:32
g uys Orange jell-o shotssssss . YUSSS. vodka.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 11 Oct 2008, 21:48
i think i am always not sober




lately
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 11 Oct 2008, 21:51
Oh man I was just waiting to scroll down to this page when the page refreshed and the thread was at the top of te page because someone posted recently. And I was like, hey, now I don;t have to scroll down to click on the threead because the threasd is right beneath m,uy cursor. And! Elegant! I'll listedn to Bowie and it'll be awesome, because Bowie is awesome and I'm super high
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Oct 2008, 22:12
I'm also super high, and I'm going to go download Zardoz.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 11 Oct 2008, 22:23
oh drunk thread
you make me wish I was a better man
if I was a better man
then I would not be holding a saucepan (full of beer)
and cooking my food in a pan (in beer)
and drinking

beer

and vodka and rum because that is all I have
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 12 Oct 2008, 02:44
If I were a better man I weouldn't be drunk, tired, listening to my roommatyes play Guitsr Hoero, not even looking at what I'm typinmg, asnd thinking sbout a girl mwho was sweet enouh to breqathe marihjuana smoke directly into mouth and it was reslly hot and ogod i am pretty drink dudes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 12 Oct 2008, 07:57
Jesus.

Ow.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 12 Oct 2008, 13:40
uuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhh still groggy
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 15 Oct 2008, 07:34
Is it okay to get into alcoholism and drunkenness if you find yourself in a crummy situation that can only be solved with large quantities of time? On a side note, I found a place that sells generic 100 proof vodka for $8 a fifth and it's remarkably tasty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Drill King on 15 Oct 2008, 20:01
fffffffffffffffffffffffffff

whisky + school night = I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: fatty on 17 Oct 2008, 07:21
THIS is my first vaguely drunk post.

What i have to say is iths. I am not that into girls. the only reason i come onto girls when i am drunk is i do it to men and it's only fair. especiallly as they all seem especiallly homophobic. why?

i mean really i am a manly man and can try and grope girls when i am drunk. also, it makes the guys especially jealous.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: fatty on 17 Oct 2008, 07:21
THE END
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: negative creep on 17 Oct 2008, 19:43
hey guys! here is my top 3 of the best things ever!


3. alcohol

2. free aclohol

1. alcohol you get paid to drink


YES
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: elcapitan on 17 Oct 2008, 21:39
Is it okay to get into alcoholism and drunkenness if you find yourself in a crummy situation that can only be solved with large quantities of time? On a side note, I found a place that sells generic 100 proof vodka for $8 a fifth and it's remarkably tasty.

Malt liquor tastes better when you've got problems.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Beren on 18 Oct 2008, 00:10
Magic Hat on tap for 2 dollars a pint SWEET JESUS.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: turnipsquid on 18 Oct 2008, 00:33
ok im going to respond to all the posts on this page that i remember:
1) so I was in whole foods today and i saw magic hat. DUDE. i would totally drink ANYTHING called magic hat.
2) vodka. my roommate gave me a hip flask for my birthday, which was so fun, and tonight i gave it its inauguaral run, with some raspberry smirnoff (it was all my suitemate had!) to a party, at which i had other curious libations. now i am a tad bit intoxicated. i am also now eating a crapload of pita chips. yummy!
3) alcomohols make for good times.
4) sometimes it doesn't like me back, but in general i like the internet. GO FIGURE
5) i wish only peace upon the world. best of luck to you all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 18 Oct 2008, 03:21
Oof, my head. I woke up to a bad case of the swimmies, and stared at a single point to try to get the room to quit rotating like that. When I finally got it all together, it was the print in a glass vodka bottle that said 750mL. I thought that was the raddest thing. Then I sat up... and immediately laid back down before the bourbon escaped. Nothing is rad with a hangover.

But that dog had HAIR! And I'm currently enjoying a hair o' the dog. Feeling much better now.

Woo Saturday! Need metal.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Edith on 18 Oct 2008, 16:08
So last night I kept thinking I should post in here but I was too drunk to find the forums.

Here is an example of an embarrassing text message I sent, though:

Quote
Falling asddlleep p now so drunk / horny; wish you wrere hedre

Then one minute later I sent:
Quote
Still awke right now fall asleepb soon

I am not sure at what point I actually telephone drunk-dialed. I am a little embarrassed but also curious about what I might have said on the phone.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: johnny5 on 18 Oct 2008, 16:10
sometimes i'm not sure if i should be flattered or what when i get drunk texts/calls

about to get 6 mollys in my hand. splitting one tonight to test
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Hat on 18 Oct 2008, 17:45
it is 11 am and I am still drunk as shit (http://www.chunklet.com/images/upload/6/audio_file/Runnin%27%20With%20The%20Devil.mp3)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Coffee_Kaioken on 18 Oct 2008, 19:20
Tonight is actually the first time I even got this tipsy. o.o

3 shots of Sake (I think 4?), and one glass of wine. Soft wine, though. Something like Riesgel or Chardonnay, I forgot what the name was.

But I had a crap load of food to go with it. It was a Japanese restaurant, Okinawa. DUDES, I ACTUALLY PICKED UP THE WINE GLASS AT THE HANDLE USING MY CHOPSTICKS. I had to lean it against my mouth to make sure it didn't just fall out of the chopstick grip.

As for how tipsy I was, let's just say I don't think I've ever talked faster or been this amused by any random thing, in my life.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 18 Oct 2008, 20:21
BEER
yeah
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 18 Oct 2008, 21:29
I AM SO HIGH I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ampersandwitch on 18 Oct 2008, 21:44
So tonight I am high  :-D :? :mrgreen: :wink: and all i can think about is killing my roommate who is a poseuuuur and how much i want to friend my old prof (more ways than one :-D :? :mrgreen: :wink:) on the Facebook.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 18 Oct 2008, 22:22
OH MY GOD MONTY PYTHON IS HILARIOUS
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 19 Oct 2008, 00:44
there was an inner conflict whether to put this in the blog rthread or this thread but i put it in this one:

i went to a party, saw a girl i really like dancing with some other dude, so i was already drunk and yelled FUCK THIS and now i'm getting more drubnk and l;istening to "Unsatisfied" by The Replacements on an endless loop, was this a measured response?

i feel like i really understand this song now

blah college drama
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 19 Oct 2008, 00:56
thats life
thats what all the people say
ridin high in april
shot down in may
but I won't give up so soon
cos I yll be back on top - back on  top in june

new GAME: Turn celebrity names into places
example: Cameroon Diaz
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on 19 Oct 2008, 12:58
whiskey is rad, guys.

it really is.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Emaline on 19 Oct 2008, 13:09
So, is it possible to feel hung over after not eating, getting high, drinking as loads of energy drinks, two cups of tea, and then finally eating a strawberry sundae? Because I feel sore and hung over. My neck is fucking killing me.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Alex C on 19 Oct 2008, 15:28
Sure is! A lot of the worst effects of drugs and alcohol come from not properly taking care of yourself properly for extended periods of time compounded by the drug's actual effects; for example, while drinking alcohol you're likely to get somewhat dehydrated. Meth mouth, has as much to do with general neglect (meth keeps you up AND is an appetite suppressant) as it does dry mouth and teeth clenching. It's a grab bag of things. I always try to drink a fair amount of plain ol' water and have a full meal when doing drugs/alcohol, simply because staying up 14-16 hours and then either sleeping too long or two little is almost guaranteed to make you feel like shit whether you've eaten or not.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 19 Oct 2008, 15:52
Man, while I was really high, a couple of my crust punk friends showed up.  Apparently they had been drinking since 9am, because they only had an hour and a half of sleep after the previous night of drinking.  The cure for hangovers is prolonging the bit beforehand as much as possible. 
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Alex C on 19 Oct 2008, 16:13
Staying awake may actually be helping out in that case; they've likely been going about their daily routine while drinking and thus won't completely crash and burn. I've done that myself, more or less. I've had a 3 day bender that ended OK but have also had horrendous hangovers because I did all my drinking in the space of a couple hours and then slept for like 14 hours. When I awoke I had to piss like crazy and cotton mouth didn't even begin to describe my oral situation.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Social Bacon on 19 Oct 2008, 22:54
Songs for the Deaf. You can't even hear 'em.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ZJGent on 19 Oct 2008, 22:58
Songs for the Deaf. You can't even hear 'em.

But you can see 'em. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TM3GbxaNLI)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 19 Oct 2008, 23:58
I ate the last of my acid today, at this place in Hawaii called Fox's Landing (I think) near the Kalapana lava flow.  Fox's Landing is this awesome little black-pebble beach in the middle of a coastline that looks like it was made out of giant Legos.  The road to the beach is blocked by lava rock ... a flow ran over it (apparently back in the 70's or something) and now you need to hike probably a quarter mile over lava rock and through mangrove jungle to get to it.  It's a great place to go for shells.

(Running count on how long it's taking me to write this post: 10 minutes so far.)

I got trashed by a wave today, I was behind some rocks and bending down to pick up a shell and it hit me more or less like a truck.  Once I was certain I wasn't going to drown, it was actually a lot of fun except for the bruises.  It must have been pretty scary to my friends at first ... I know one of them was running towards me when I stood up again.  We all had a good laugh about it once it was clear I was safe.  I'm actually pretty lucky that I didn't get ripped open ... there are some places where the lava rock hasn't gotten worn down much and it's basically a cheesegrater.  You don't want to get thrown against it at any speed.

(15?  Ish?  I don't know anymore.  I put on "Tales of the Inexpressible" and it's already halfway through "A new way to say hooray" and I'm pretty sure I started this post relatively soon after putting the album on so ... 20?)

Basically I am tripping pretty hard (I had 2 1/2 hits) and I'm still shivering from the ride in the back of the pickup truck back from the lava flow.  Once it got dark we all went down to watch the lava ... we didn't get close enough to actually lay eyes on a literal river of molten rock, but we got close enough to see the glow and the fumes and all in all it is pretty cool to realize that I'm basically living on what is, from the perspective of the planet, a moldy scab.  The biodiversity around here is ridiculous.  There is a plant that will recoil and fold up if you touch it (it has little spines to protect it ... it unfolds again after a minute or so).  There are precisely zero predators unless you count house cats and mongooses.  Come to think of it, humans were the first mammals on this land.  That's amazing.  People literally got here before rats did.  I wouldn't be surprised if people were here before cockroaches.

(Halfway through "Room 23" means ... 25 ... ?  I kinda wish ipods had an option for checking how far through a playlist is or something, just because it's fun to try to keep track of this.)

It's really hard to move without dancing right now.  I probably look like a damn fool.

Edit: apparently the guy who lives next door to me has one of the most extraordinary singing voices I've ever heard.  Furthermore, a message board post that I made a long time ago is the object of my attention now and I am treating it like a voice recorder.  Cool (this might not actually be cool).  (It's been a while but I'm a little self-conscious about double-posting.  Why?  (this is an open question)).
It occurs to me that if there is a question in my mind as to whether or not I should post, on the internet, about myself posting on the internet, which is what I am doing, then I probably shouldn't be doing it.
On the other hand, this is a creative opportunity and I have no reason not to follow it.
The creative direction the message board post (in the look-I'm-under-the-influence-of-god-knows-what thread) takes me is ...

This?  (At this point imagine the text above this paragraph break turning a different color.)
Bah! [generalized feigned(?) discomfort!]

I guess I must be proud, on some level, of what I've put in here so far, or else you would not have read it by now ... which is a choice I am still making right now, because I have not yet hit the "save" button on this little scrap of digital canvas [when did I turn into a poet/pretentious twat?] (I just documented that thought.  That is why I made those keystrokes.)
I will now hit that button, after typing the period at the end of this sentence, but without the promise that I will not go back to edit it later on.

Hit the edit button again.  3rd try? Just wanted to put in here that my thought process goes like this right now ({trip} = moment of becoming self-conscious about something, in this case):
{trip}Thought!(Reaction: document! ---> I can document this on QC drunk thread post! Reason: tripping.)
Commence drunk thread posting.
{trip}What does it say about me that I am doing this right now?  [::self-judge::] Why bother with brackets?  (Oh right, because they mean something to me, even if they won't to anyone else.  (they probably won't when I'm sober.  Oh well.  That's not the point){trip}) the point IS that I want to be accurate about this.  That is why I am doing this right now, to accurately ... oh, this isn't working, if I just lay it all out in type it doesn't work.

Why bother?  Oh right, to use the creative potential offered by the message board post.  Why shouldn't it be art in some way?  I got a Dan Simmons book today and started reading it and it's basically a massive crazy sci-fi epic thing that is also in some way about the Canterbury tales.  It's a pretty impressive piece of work and I don't think I'll understand a lot of what he's doing with it, but that's cool because it's such a massive crazy sci-fi epic thing that it's entertaining anyway.  It touches off the art sensor in me like crazy, it's been a while since an author of fiction was so good at grabbing me and making me want more of their books.
I am strangely satisfied with this post at this point.  In fact, after rereading it, I am suddenly precisely the opposite of satisfied, which I suppose brings me back to the [::self-judge::] point on this post, closes the loop, and lets me post with a promise not to edit it (which was the point of the whole thing!).
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Post by: Dimmukane on 20 Oct 2008, 08:18
Actually, I think that one is Hyperion.  Ilium had to do with the Battle of Troy and lots of Shakespeare.  But a lot of what Simmons writes is pretty awesome. He won the Hugo for the books in the Hyperion series, and the Locus awards for the books in the Olympos duology.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 21 Oct 2008, 16:19
Tripping.

Your picture in the photo thread makes this post so much more epic. Well done, I say!
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Post by: Social Bacon on 25 Oct 2008, 00:10
Holy shit. If I fall asleep now I'll be totally fucked in the morning.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 25 Oct 2008, 01:34
one summer evening drunk to heeell
i sat there neraly lifelless
an old man in the corner sang
where the water lilies grow

and on the jukebox johnnny sang
about a thing called love
and it's howya kid and whats ya name,
and ho'wd ya blooody know?

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Post by: De_El on 25 Oct 2008, 10:39
I thought I lost my keys, and my friends were gearing up for an epic quest, and then someone found them in a windowsill down the hall.
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Post by: famous on 26 Oct 2008, 00:22
That point where i thurts to open your eyes and look at anything or focuso n tanything, that's wehre I am. holy shit. I am definitely betternotbe sober.
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Post by: ZJGent on 26 Oct 2008, 00:49
mmm yes finally that lax rule at work has bended and now we are allowed to drink on a shift again
clubs are great that way
p.s. this merlot is BANGIN
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Post by: De_El on 26 Oct 2008, 01:41
THE DANCE PARTY NEVER ENDS!!!!

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/Darklinkeus/Photo18.jpg)

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/Darklinkeus/Photo14.jpg)

(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e120/Darklinkeus/Photo13.jpg)

Until right now
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Post by: Liz on 26 Oct 2008, 09:41
Ohhhh lord...
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Post by: mourningnite on 26 Oct 2008, 10:58
I'm also super high, and I'm going to go download Zardoz.

Wow... I hadn't thought about Zardoz in years.... Now I too need to go download.  Oh yea, and I need to nab that bottle of rum from the living room and a bottle of coke from the fridge.  It is almost 2pm on Sunday and I am far to sober to face the shitty ass football game going on in the main room. (I fuggin hate football)
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Post by: De_El on 26 Oct 2008, 11:39
I danced for seven hours! We we waiting to go to my friend's a capella concert and started dancing, and then we went to the concert, waited for her to go on, and then left. Then, we went back to my room and danced while getting drunk. I think I finally finished my bottle of gin and started hanging on to it as an accessory. This was when I acquired the boa from a friend who lives across the hall. Then! aside from a little bit of gin, basically all we had was beer, which is totally not compatible with never-ending dance party, so I got sent off in search of booze.  And then, I found it in the form of a second group of friends, but was warned not to tell anyone. Everyone was feeling quite generous, so I was served a coke and rum (by a certain lady, just one for me and herself I wonder if there was anything to that), then some more rum, then a bit of champagne, and then I was almost a hero because I managed to get open the bottle of merlot but it was four dollars and you get what you pay for, which was shitawful. And then my original company called me out and we went to a big ol' dance party and I danced with everyone and could hardly tell what was going on. Senses were shot. All I had was rhythm and my feather boa. Then that ended and I was not even close to done so we went in search of further partying, wandering the streets until I got a call from my roommate telling me to take everyone I could find, go to the laundry room in the basement of the dorm, and wait ten minutes. He showed up with his own giant group of people, a keyboard amp and an iPod, and everyone rejoiced. There was much dancing. 15 minutes in, everyone was shirtless (ladies kept their bras on). Aaaand that turned out to be the evening's main event, lasting until almost 3 am, ceasing only when a security guard came down and told us we had to be quiet. He was really cool about the whole situation, but the night definitely ended there.

I am not sure why I bothered to type all this, but yay
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Post by: Dimmukane on 26 Oct 2008, 18:50
Dude Spaced is fucking awesome.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 27 Oct 2008, 10:54
Oh, man, Spaced is fucking awesome. 
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Post by: Social Bacon on 29 Oct 2008, 20:55
Ever gotten really high and stared at the patterns of the veins in your eyes?
Do it.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Oct 2008, 21:13
I'll top that by saying that every time I do acid I see elaborate chocolate truffle cakes in asphalt that fold in on each other to make a parking-lot sized piece of candy.  And then the ceiling turns into a lake lapping gently against the walls...fields of poppies and daisies sprout out of old wood and the tree in the backyard becomes a gently writhing Medusa wig of green necks and purple heads.  I reach out to touch one and it shrinks away.  The wood on the dinner table is a series of infinitely deep chasms and the flowers on the curtain are dancing.

And then I smile.
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Post by: bbqrocks on 29 Oct 2008, 21:15
Well, I'm not sober but the immense amount of caffeine seems to have balanced that shit out!

Fuck this.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 29 Oct 2008, 21:21
Should've had Irish coffee.
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Post by: bbqrocks on 29 Oct 2008, 21:23
Damn you. Damn you to hell...What the hell do you put in irish coffee again? The rest of the household has gone to sleep, and I may try and make one.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 29 Oct 2008, 23:05
Whiskey + coffee + cream
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Post by: bbqrocks on 29 Oct 2008, 23:09
Well, I'm kinda sober now. So there ain't much point- Also I have no idea where I would get any whiskey or cream.

Massive headache about to kick in, methinks!
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Post by: negative creep on 30 Oct 2008, 18:51
Tonight I had about 7 jack daniel's + coke (as in: Coca Cola, not cocain). Well, I think 2 of them were doubles. It is a weird kind of drunk I get from this stuff. Not a bad kind, mind you. I know that I'm drunk, I feel the alcohol, but i keep my motor skills and focus of the mind. Well, that was three hours ago. That would have been the perfect time to do something, go to a club, or get utterly wasted someplace else. Back in the day (read: two months ago) I would have gone home with a friend, who is now living somwhere else, had a few beers and played video games untill 10 am. But not today. I just went home and now I'm sobering up. I hope I can sleep long.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Oct 2008, 21:18
We just stole 4 bottles of wine. Further details as events warrent.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 30 Oct 2008, 22:46
Depressing moment of the day:

I go to open a bottle of wine.  As I am twisting my bottle opener into the cork, my bottle opener begins to CRUMBLE.  Apparently, the plastic bits are so antique, they turn to dust when used.  I usually use a more modern corkscrew with torque arms, but I couldn't find it.  I turn to my backup, and it explodes in a cloud of plastic dust.  This is disheartening, at best. 
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Post by: ViolentDove on 30 Oct 2008, 22:52
You can push the cork into the bottle with a butter knife or something similar. It makes pouring the wine kinda annoying and you can't reseal it but it's a good technique for emergency wine drinking.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 31 Oct 2008, 22:03
Holy cow how did we fit all that beer in my trunk. Batgirl is hot.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 31 Oct 2008, 22:04
It's Halloween. What do you think?
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 31 Oct 2008, 22:32
wut?
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Post by: abadname on 01 Nov 2008, 00:40
man, tonight revealed that i am a makeout whore, possibly just straight up whore
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Post by: johnny5 on 01 Nov 2008, 03:35
guys, taking some pures and going to the haunted house is pretty awesome. especially once we got to the blacklight section.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Nov 2008, 20:17
Today was good.  I had some Grolsch, Stella Artois, Sierra Nevada, and some KB.  I played Fallout 3 and watched Spaced.  It was awesome.
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Post by: De_El on 04 Nov 2008, 23:53
OBAMA WINS = TIPSY TUESDAY + DANCE PARTY YEAH
It will never again be the night the first black US president is elected, so you better have fucking relished it!
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 05 Nov 2008, 16:24
Wooo tipsy Tuesday!  I am definitely still drunk from last night/this morning.  Free beer courtesy of the local Democratic party = woo!  Even if it was shitty beer.  So algebra today was pretty awesome.  Something about zeros and polynomial functions.  I was just like "I am trying to listen to this but oh man shit right now is so awesome oh crap I wonder if I smell like beer ok multiplicity of factors...fuck."

In ten years I will not remember my grades, I will remember being huddled around tvs with hundreds of others watching some history go down, and then getting wasted and staging a mini Critical Mass at 2 AM.  Fuck yeah. 
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Post by: Dollface on 05 Nov 2008, 16:57
try to stop me and i will lick your every wall socket clean
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Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2008, 17:08
post of the year guys.

no, really.
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 05 Nov 2008, 17:16
yeah wow
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Post by: jodizzle on 07 Nov 2008, 03:54
I have drunked a bottle of wine and it is so delicious but I am not as drunk as I usually am by this stage of the booze drinking which is weird because I never drink so I usually get drunk really easily and you know what I think punctuation is for losers

I love you guys though <3

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Post by: Oli on 07 Nov 2008, 04:48
Last night I was exceedingly drunk, but I had better things to do than post in here. (I was mostly insulting people on gabbly)
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Post by: Liz on 07 Nov 2008, 07:29
It was hilarious.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 07 Nov 2008, 09:35
man if gabbly worked on my firefox i'd totally be in there all insulting people right now. yeah.
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Post by: IronOxide on 08 Nov 2008, 01:21
So I kind of just smoked in my life.

I'm kind of dizzy and thought it would be a really good idea to listen to Spiderland, so I figure it's working,
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Post by: Alex C on 08 Nov 2008, 01:36
I'm pretty drunk right now and goddam is it glorious.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 08 Nov 2008, 08:12
So I kind of just smoked in my life.


Dude, that is like, way heavy.

Edit: We smoked some resin that was left in the house while it was fleabombed and watched the new Futurama movie.  I will never look at a d12 the same way again.
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Post by: bunny_of_doom on 08 Nov 2008, 23:22
i have been drinking with my roomie
also
i skipped out on a party back home to come back up to school to write a paper i thought was due monday tgat is actually due friday.
*sigh*
at least i'm not getting hit on by creepy ghetto guys? i dunno.... still annoyed to come back for no apparent reason
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Post by: abadname on 08 Nov 2008, 23:34
i got drunk and left before my friends party began, i think i may suck.
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Post by: De_El on 09 Nov 2008, 00:16
For once the other timer Timou
I couldn't find other wather. folken youlkke.

Edit: Well dang. It is funny but also kind of sad that I can't remember posting that. I thought for once I'd gone a weekend without posting in this thread.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 09 Nov 2008, 13:56
You are my new favourite sig quote.
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Post by: De_El on 09 Nov 2008, 14:31
I know. I'm pretty glad of that, at least.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 09 Nov 2008, 14:33
It's been too long since I been properly drunk.  Can't wait for the jug of booze to show up.
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Post by: Liz on 09 Nov 2008, 16:23
May your sig is getting quite full.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 09 Nov 2008, 16:26
I had to take the Liz=whore quote chain out because I wanted to add the Gemm=stalker and the De El=drunk ones :-(
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Post by: RedLion on 11 Nov 2008, 01:39
does sleep deprivation count as being un-sobr?

I mean, I have been up for more than 2 1/2 days writing and reading and then attending class to learn that I have more to write and read. I have been fine until about an hour ago. I am not even halfsure what is going on right now, but I cant sleep becuase i have a paper due at 9 am.
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Post by: RedLion on 11 Nov 2008, 08:38
Nah, it's cool, I got it done, and I got about an hour of sleep and I'm fairly coherent now. I honestly was kind of losing it for a little bit there, though.
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Post by: Dollface on 12 Nov 2008, 14:53
bing bang zing zang biyh fiyh run yar asses off because asscollider is here with hard on man. "Run i will stall him as long as it takes!"....to be continue



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Post by: Gemmwah on 14 Nov 2008, 17:39
i am totally fucked tried o log in on my phone ten times but that didn't work so i booted up my mum's pc to get on i dunno why i guess ii need the attention or something. my everything is numb. i cycled home from the pub i'm surpirised i ididn't die because fuck me i almost die on that road when i'm sober never mind when i'm fucked hah/. shit mer i can't focus. lostmyglasses. oh dear. chips ar e AWESOME/.
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Post by: De_El on 14 Nov 2008, 22:19
maaaa iiii'm hiiiiiiigh aaaaaas shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
"oh, back at the base. thatt's a long way from here."
THE SWOOOOORD IN THE STOOOOOOOONE
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Post by: Social Bacon on 14 Nov 2008, 22:35
Second place in a flip cup tornument follwoed by the biggest joint I've ever seenm. awwww hyeaeaaaanamghh
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 15 Nov 2008, 01:36
All drunk. All abandoning all self respect. All dancing with lights and thinking immoral thoughts. All not doing drugs, but totally wanting to.

All of the above.
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Post by: AanAllein on 15 Nov 2008, 02:38
Need to get drunk by the time my girlfriend gets home in a little under two hours, but not so drunk that she won't be able to catch up. But drinks taste so good. DILEMMA
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Post by: supersheep on 21 Nov 2008, 18:39
Other people get drunk, dance, and makeout with people.

I get drunk and post on DISCUSS!

OH GODS WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG
MORE BEER
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Post by: AanAllein on 21 Nov 2008, 20:27
MORE BEER

correct
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Post by: andtakingnames on 21 Nov 2008, 21:30
MORE BEER

correct

I concur
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Post by: johnny5 on 21 Nov 2008, 21:40
NEED MORE OF THAT PINE TREE GIN
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Post by: Slick on 22 Nov 2008, 00:14
PENIS
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Post by: Slick on 22 Nov 2008, 00:17
Guys I went to one party and no makeouts were there then I went to another and all of the makeouts had already left.
So I do not have makeouts but hey no longer in constant excruciating pain that is a plus.
Why the fuck is last call so early I am ready to party.
Feckin fack.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Nov 2008, 00:31
w0457 slick I couldnt finsihed readibf the first sentence of tyour post
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Post by: Slick on 22 Nov 2008, 00:34
fuck your cock , dick snout
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Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Nov 2008, 00:35
I tyhink we'rre gfonig to have to take this outdide assface.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 22 Nov 2008, 00:36
look at mein googgles, would you mess with mein hgoffles?
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 22 Nov 2008, 20:57
PENIS
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 22 Nov 2008, 21:00
yeah so there was this girl at the party who was all making fun of my love of justice because d.a.n.c.e. came on and she was like LOL I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE and i was like DANCE ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S GOOD and then she was like HAHAHA OK THEN HAAAAAA and i was like ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME  and she said A LITTLE but if anything, she was the one who was being embarrassing because she was drinking a bud light and that's just heinous and then she was all grinding up on some dude and she had the fucking NERVE to make fun of my mitten dance.  she can fuck herself because the bros loved it.  and also it was pretty funny because she was all OH WOW and then she went to go bite on her finger while mashing her ass into some bro's crotch and all i did was go OH WOW, flip up his collar and then leave so

and then i tried to do underwear sam fisher, but i wasn't prudent, and i made some girl chuckle.  put on clothes before you go to the bathroom, people, or just take them off afterwards.

 :-D
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 22 Nov 2008, 21:11
i probably would be that girl who makes fun of you for liking justice because i really don't think they're very good at all.  then again i fail at being indie so whatevs.
guys i am not that drunk, i am not even slightly tipsy, but it feels like i am, weird huh.  sleep deprivation + alcohols=bad.  i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now.  except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 22 Nov 2008, 21:16
i don't even like them that much but we were listening to M I A

and it wasn't because she thought justice was bad, it was because she was judging me for being drunk or a spaz or whatever

it's ok because she was fugly

and a groupie for a capella

she wants to hook up with her orther painfully striaght friend (BUG*s, the both of them) and i hope they do and i hope it is really awkward because she wronged me greatly... i know i know, PINWOP, but i don't even know this girl's name.

* Bisexuals Until Graduation
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Post by: Slick on 22 Nov 2008, 22:53
i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now.  except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.
Hey it's cool you don't have to worry about being subtle I'm down.


Wait. Wait nevermind.
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Post by: ZJGent on 22 Nov 2008, 23:40
i am at a makeout party
it is so good
there are makeouts everywhere

except I am making out with everyone at once

that is not so good because what if I get a rupyhwe
a repututatuomn
god damn it fuck it
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 23 Nov 2008, 19:47
i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now.  except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.
Hey it's cool you don't have to worry about being subtle I'm down.


Wait. Wait nevermind.

oh you.
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Post by: negative creep on 25 Nov 2008, 11:42
If I'd post in here everytime I was not sober, this thread would be about 50% my posts.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Nov 2008, 09:03
As long as it's fun and awesome crap you post while drunk, who gives a cocksnout. Fire away you drunken God!
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Post by: negative creep on 26 Nov 2008, 11:45
Well, the problem there is that I am either still in control of my hands and thoughts, as I am right now, or too drunk to even start my PC. That means you either get boring posts, or no posts at all. It rarely happens that I am just in the right state of drunkeness, most occasions of which have been documented in this here thread, though.
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Post by: De_El on 26 Nov 2008, 12:19
SAILORS FIGHTING IN THE DANCEHALL
OH MAN, LOOK AT THOSE CAVEMEN GO
IT'S THE FREAKIEST SHOW
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 26 Nov 2008, 22:10
dear drunk thread, i had awesome non-sober makeouts with the boy tonight. we had a lot of beer and cuddled and watched entourage and omgggg i am swooning a little. my ex boyfriend called me a whore and said he hopes i burn in hell. he is clearly jealous!! and a little bit crazy.   
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Post by: Slick on 26 Nov 2008, 23:36
But I was working on assignments all evening!

...whore.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 27 Nov 2008, 00:16
hey i am not the one that gets naked on the internet here.
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Post by: ZJGent on 27 Nov 2008, 00:56
we are the village green preservation society
god save I haven't been sane for some time now
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Post by: PizzaSHARK on 27 Nov 2008, 05:21
dear drunk thread, i had awesome non-sober makeouts with the boy tonight. we had a lot of beer and cuddled and watched entourage and omgggg i am swooning a little. my ex boyfriend called me a whore and said he hopes i burn in hell. he is clearly jealous!! and a little bit crazy.   

aww, he sounds like such a sweetheart.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 27 Nov 2008, 06:14
i dunno if that was meant to be sarcastic, but he actually is. i was having a pretty rough day until he showed up.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 27 Nov 2008, 19:47
The Leafs lost. Again. Luckily I was drunk before the game ended.
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Post by: PizzaSHARK on 28 Nov 2008, 00:04
i dunno if that was meant to be sarcastic, but he actually is. i was having a pretty rough day until he showed up.

Sarcastic about the ex, not the new one.  Probably should have edited the quote.
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Post by: Dollface on 28 Nov 2008, 17:12
But hero is here with his trusthy and it will do something about it but it will be some other night...ow
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Post by: Oli on 28 Nov 2008, 18:44
So Liz told me to post her because she is a slut[/i!!! Wtvr. Whoever is not coming to chicagocon can suck a fuck because I am totally going and I can totally type perfectly when I am pished out my face, You cunts.

<3 <3
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Post by: Liz on 28 Nov 2008, 18:45
Drunk Oli,
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Post by: Oli on 28 Nov 2008, 18:46
Oh man I can't even bbcode correctly. I might aswell top myself now.
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Post by: clockworkjames on 28 Nov 2008, 18:58
I JUST DROPPED SOME MASSIVE DRUNK 20 BOMBS!

Totally did not deserve it, sniping wus soo slow like, wooooah... *DING* headshots at crossover to statue and reflex shots were so sloppy and lucky but it was against some french dudes so, smacktalk was bad and we all got kicked. I got like 4 mega compton gold deagle killz in one round was mega sikk.

Then I didn't want to wake people in the house up so I pissed in a beer can and put it out on my windowsill and the only thing I had to wash my hands with in my room was rainwater from outside and some facewipes. Now all my friends are nonresponsive on vent and I think I will go play some WoW but damn I am soo sleepy I should not drink beerzzzzz... snooze.
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Post by: öde on 28 Nov 2008, 19:22
Party was bouncers and polski!
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Post by: supersheep on 28 Nov 2008, 19:24
My night: not getting drunk in an expensive bar full of annoying people and a few friends.
My friends' night: MAD CRAZY DRUGS PARTY TAXI WOOOO

Why do I miss out on the fun nights? Boo.

EDIT: Facebook tells me that the birthday party I didn't go to because I had said I was going to the one I went to was awesome. ICK. So both my friends' drugs party and the birthday party I missed were more fun than mine. Double BOO.
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Post by: öde on 28 Nov 2008, 19:44
Fun nights woo!
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Post by: Dimmukane on 28 Nov 2008, 19:52
I just found out Dario Argento movies are hilarious.  And that Full Moon is a pretty good beer.
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Post by: Slick on 28 Nov 2008, 20:20
hey i am not the one that gets naked on the internet here.
Whatever I am famous.
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Post by: öde on 29 Nov 2008, 05:58
Oh lordy was I ever drunk.
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Post by: Dollface on 29 Nov 2008, 17:32
ouch but i will win in this thing * wing wng * aww shit its da thing. Wham its BI-BOT'







wAWE YOYR CLITS LIKE IT'S THE FUCK FUCK FUCK JESUSU!
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 29 Nov 2008, 17:36
I need me some Spotted Cow. STAT
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Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Nov 2008, 20:01
yumgrolsch
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:12
I'm drunk and missed chances with a bueauthiful lady tonight it's been a while and I really just want ot suck someoneos' face ssee what comes out of me whilst I'm drunk all I want are your lips and your tits your lips and your tits
I want that beautiful lady.`
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:13
penis

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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:13
shitting
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:14
christ
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:15
don'T YOU folks realize i'm nothing? I'm nothing I leave and no one gives a damn just poepl e who thought it'd be fun to give a dam n no one is what wanted i'm not what i wanted and this is whjat i nma what ihafve  been what I WILL BE,
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:15
it's all shot to hell and I'll be damned to give a damn about any of it anymore
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:16
i'm lonely and i continually will be and nothing here will help me.

this is life and this is emptiness.
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 00:16
trhis is what I am
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Post by: usmcnavgeek on 30 Nov 2008, 00:22
I may or may not have had four or five 22oz beers in an attempt to finish drinking my way through the offering of the Rogue brewery


Anyway everybody sucks (me included) and I wish I were still on active duty where I could be with people who didn't suck as much


You can't go home again


You'll always regret your big decisions no matter what choice you take


Y'all have a good night, now, drink up
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Post by: Liz on 30 Nov 2008, 07:53
Drunk James,
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Post by: Gilead on 30 Nov 2008, 07:57
We threw a cocktail party, giving all the ladies slow and comfortable screws up against the wall, chased by an awkward morning after.

It was boss.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Nov 2008, 18:36
I AM SO HIGH I AM HAVING A GODDAMN FLASHBACK
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 18:57
A flashback to what?  When you were less high?
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Post by: Dimmukane on 30 Nov 2008, 19:01
I am seeing opals in my computer monitor.
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Post by: De_El on 30 Nov 2008, 19:02
i.e. acid flashbacks can sometimes be triggered by being super-high.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 19:02
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Nov 2008, 19:53
I'm drunk and missed chances with a bueauthiful lady tonight it's been a while and I really just want ot suck someoneos' face ssee what comes out of me whilst I'm drunk all I want are your lips and your tits your lips and your tits
I want that beautiful lady.`

oh hey sup.
yes i know you are not talking about me in your posts about wanting makeouts, and i am not talking about you in mine, but we can pretend.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 19:57
I think he would've figured it out
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 19:59
Anna why don't you leave your new boy and I'll leave my girl-who-probably-isn't-interested-in-me and we'll run away together.
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Nov 2008, 20:11
james, that sounds perfect considering i don't think things with new boy are working out cause my ex is oh so subtly sabotaging them.  where are we running off to/when/why am i actually thinking about this?
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 20:21
Man, fuck the old-boy. If he's sabotaging new boy he's certainly not a friend so tell him to go fuck himself.

This sounds like a good idea because a) you don't know me and thus don't know my issues and flaws and b) Tommy's crotch has magical compelling powers.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Nov 2008, 20:31
It's true, I want to have hot sloppy fellatio with James right now.
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Post by: Slick on 30 Nov 2008, 20:38
Who doesn't?
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 30 Nov 2008, 20:39
Dear Slick,

Stop reading my mind
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Nov 2008, 20:44
Man, fuck the old-boy. If he's sabotaging new boy he's certainly not a friend so tell him to go fuck himself.

This sounds like a good idea because a) you don't know me and thus don't know my issues and flaws and b) Tommy's crotch has magical compelling powers.

1) but maybe he just wants me to be happy with new boy, and i am totally misinterpreting his intentions. or maybe he is being a dick as usual. (we are barely on speaking terms now)

2) you don't seem to have any major issues aside from the loneliness!

3) and...yes...yes it does.

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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 30 Nov 2008, 22:25
hello again drunk thread i think this is my first double post here,

it is really awkward when people you barely know are trying to set you up with someone, and you are protesting cause you already have someone you're interested in but the random boy (not to be confused with the one i've been calling "new boy") is really really cute and if your feelings weren't so completely mixed up you might have gone for it and then it just all turns out to be a huge practical joke so it's a good thing you didn't because that would have been foolish.

that is all!
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Post by: De_El on 01 Dec 2008, 23:08
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNED
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Post by: actreal on 02 Dec 2008, 02:46
I thought I was drunk until I read this thread. Clearly I need more beer.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 02 Dec 2008, 05:58
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNED

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Post by: ViolentDove on 03 Dec 2008, 02:24
Drinking capirinhas (excellent) and watching Fishing With John with my housemates (weird).
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Post by: Puki on 03 Dec 2008, 16:24
Woo! Just spent 15 mins trying to find this thread (I'm addicted, yeah!)
I just arrangted the publishing of the student's paper long gone in Osijek (I'm the new editor!), done an interview with a woman I don't know, from New Orleans, as it's some Blues festival in our town (she was quite nice, and the singer for the band), and accepted the lead vocal in a trash metal band position,.
Fruitfull night.
Not quite sure I got the purpuise of the topic, but I don't mind.
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Post by: De_El on 03 Dec 2008, 16:26
Are you drunk or high? If either of those things are the case pretty much it is okay.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 03 Dec 2008, 16:38
Yeah, post pretty much anything provided you're moderately off your face, I guess. It's like the blog thread with 60% less coherence!

Oh shit...

I MEAN WOOOOOOAAH I"M REAAAALLLY STONED AND I CAN SEE UNICORNS IN THE WALLLPAPER.
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Post by: Slick on 04 Dec 2008, 00:43
yeah what is what is what is
i don't know that i need you right now
but i'l of course need you in the future
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Post by: Social Bacon on 04 Dec 2008, 01:59
Last day of class, oh damn.
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Post by: Puki on 04 Dec 2008, 03:05
Are you drunk or high? If either of those things are the case pretty much it is okay.

Ah, I was quite drunk. It was fun.
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Post by: Lise on 04 Dec 2008, 20:29
HAHAHAHA guys, I just turned 21 recently and have been consideriablby drunk sence then.

HOORAY for afternoon drunks right, lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d2QikVgUi0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d2QikVgUi0)
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 04 Dec 2008, 21:42
Take advantage of that while you can.  When you are 21 you have an excuse for being a borderline alcoholic.  When you turn 22, it will become much less acceptable to be drunk by two in the afternoon on a weekday.

I was reading up on "green living" tips and I found an awesome idea.  Apparently, a refrigerator is most efficient when it is full, because solids and liquids hold the cold better than air, since air rushes out whenever you open the door.  As a single person with a whole big refrigerator, how do I fill my fridge?  It's certainly not eco-friendly for it to be full of food which might go bad, since that is wasteful.  The author of the book I was reading had the solution-fill your fridge with booze!  It keeps almost indefinitely, and you will have a large supply of cold beer or white wine available at all times.  Bonus points if it's local.

This sounds really great in my head, but there is the problem of investing money in a fridge full of booze, and also I'm pretty sure I would just drink it all anyway.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 05 Dec 2008, 07:15
6
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 05 Dec 2008, 10:22
Okay, this might just be the tequila talking, but I gotta ask:
Quote
6
What? 6 What? 6 geese a-laying?
Why is this pissing me off so bad?
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!
I don't pay this much atention to practiclly anything else. It's like the shorter the post, te more attention you pay to t.
I gotta lay down...
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 05 Dec 2008, 22:14
5
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Post by: Dollface on 06 Dec 2008, 14:35
Not today cause he's back with his something!

ME: what is this shit!
you:there isnt no shit
ME:YOU ARE LOW CAPS SO THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG
you:you are dick
ME: would you like me pretty (aww)
you:go away and die
ME:WELL..

At this point wall crumples

oh no its flying fetus and rhyms

"aww yeah lets get this thing started... date rape ape bake cake and fucks rake"

ME:shudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudupshudup
you are just in my head

"oh yeah but i can do this I LAIK DICK HOMO"

*rip*

eat hair


"bargle gargle"


ME: die you fool

but it was fllyin fetus who didi the damage and did it well

fetus:not so god damn awesome now, huh?

He-man:by power of gray sku..
ME:get outa my way hippie *ahem*
ME: by the power of 100'th post i shall look at our rectum (that i will)

fetus:it burns
ME:hah im not done yet take this  :police:  :mrgreen: andthis (http://seattletwist.com/wp-content/PuppetryofthePenis2.jpg)


ME:aww yeah im so best that you cant hit me or slap me  (but your penis)

fetus: i shall be back and you will submit to my orders!
ME: penis dick



theee shal be hit by thor
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Post by: De_El on 07 Dec 2008, 00:02
Whuh danced for a long time now really tired.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 07 Dec 2008, 08:06
4
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Post by: Genbot2500 on 07 Dec 2008, 10:20
have you ever tried a water pipe? But instead of water you throw in a bottle of cheap vodka?.. And the tabacco pack has water melon flavor? Good lord, i'm queesy.. Also, beer.. Belgian beer.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Dec 2008, 11:01
Kublai Kahn (some real good Canadian strain we never learned the name of and just named ourselves), using Kool-Aid for bong water, honey on top of the leaf, with ice in the shaft. 

And sweet, sweet Grolsch to follow.
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Post by: Ballard on 07 Dec 2008, 11:18
cheap vodka

+

beer

This is why you're queezy.
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Post by: Genbot2500 on 07 Dec 2008, 12:34
Kublai Kahn (some real good Canadian strain we never learned the name of and just named ourselves), using Kool-Aid for bong water, honey on top of the leaf, with ice in the shaft. 

And sweet, sweet Grolsch to follow.

I'm guessing that would taste like smoking candy.. I might take a stab at it.. Now just to find Kool-aid. What does it taste like?

Also, i'm not used to being queasy this fast. I can hold my liquor pretty well, and a bottle of Dutch gin with castus flavor and a litre and a half of beer was the last time i was really queasy drunk.. It might be because i haven't eaten all day

Also, the english language has no beter name for jenever then Dutch gin? That's just odd, mostly because it's nothing like gin
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Post by: Ballard on 07 Dec 2008, 12:37
Kool-Aid tastes like sugar and food coloring.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Dec 2008, 12:45
Yes, but this tasted like unicorns.

Oh, I forgot, then we did acid afterwards.
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Post by: De_El on 07 Dec 2008, 15:00
I'm hoping to hold an acid test this wednesday if all works out.
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 08 Dec 2008, 17:01
We threw a cocktail party, giving all the ladies slow and comfortable screws up against the wall, chased by an awkward morning after.

So... this has been bothering me for a while.  Are these drink names?  "slow and comfortable screws up against the wall" and "awkward morning after" are wonderful cocktail names.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 08 Dec 2008, 17:18
Oh man, I'm got drunk and thoughr shit i gotta post up on this while \its still in my mind so i did

And I think they'e both fun names for drinks and fun things to do. Awkward morning s afrter are always less awkwars when you say "well isn't this awkward" then it's less , cos it's funny.
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Post by: Ballard on 08 Dec 2008, 17:28
Party yesterday was so rad.

My friend turned 20 but she's not one for keg + beer pong so instead she threw a mac and cheese + weed + zombie movies party. We dined on 6 different kinds of gourmet homemade mac and cheese (that her and her roommates made) and watched Dawn of the Dead. Couple of delicious blueberry ales to chase it all down. It's needless to say that everyone had the itis.

Oh also closer to the end somebody pulled out Ass Woman in Wonderland (porno tribute to Alice in Wonderland with a midget as the White Rabbit) so we watched that and made fun of the artistic direction (it had on-camera dialogue but no sound, aside from a strange Cirque du Soleil-like score). The tagline said we absolutely couldn't miss Tiffany Mynx's first DP.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 08 Dec 2008, 17:30
Soundss liek an amazing night out

Mac, cheese, weed, zomvies and porn with terrible art direction
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Post by: jhocking on 08 Dec 2008, 17:52
We threw a cocktail party, giving all the ladies slow and comfortable screws up against the wall, chased by an awkward morning after.

So... this has been bothering me for a while.  Are these drink names?  "slow and comfortable screws up against the wall" and "awkward morning after" are wonderful cocktail names.

I've never heard of an "awkward morning after," but here's the other drink:
http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/s/slow-comfortable-screw-up-against-the-wall-4632.html
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Post by: Gilead on 08 Dec 2008, 18:07
We made up the awkward morning after, it is going to be on the menu right after a slow and comfortable when my friend opens his cocktail bar.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 08 Dec 2008, 18:16
You're advertising the place really well. When it opens up, you'll have hundreds of forumites crowding in  and meeting each other for the first time
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Post by: jhocking on 08 Dec 2008, 18:23
forumites crowding in  and meeting each other for the first time

Sounds like Tronnocon.
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Post by: Siibillam-Law on 08 Dec 2008, 18:28
Oh, yeah those

I'm in the UK. These things slip my mind, although it would be cool to go to one.

Nerd it up for a day ... properly
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 08 Dec 2008, 19:38
Almost forgot...

3
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Post by: ViolentDove on 11 Dec 2008, 07:14
oh shit
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Post by: Gilead on 11 Dec 2008, 07:18
My friend called me up at 11:30 on a thursday and begged me to come drinking, it was a pretty good night, there was free leaf and even though I forgot my wallet we got in to three pubs before one checked ID. At the first pub there were three bouncers and they were playing hackey sack in the street, they waved me past with a grin as one of them completely missed a kick.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 11 Dec 2008, 07:20
oh shit oh shit oh shit i missed 2 and 1 and it is now

0
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Post by: Dollface on 11 Dec 2008, 07:45
-1
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 11 Dec 2008, 09:28
NOT YET IT IS NOT THE TIME FOR -1
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 11 Dec 2008, 21:58
mpw o, am soooooo drunk it now even funny ni am 2q1 and it feels gooooooooood
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Post by: Dollface on 13 Dec 2008, 09:23
Im sorry master i will undo the -1 by being so drunk

Just witness my awesomness when i get drunk thou i shall do the things that undo things but it wound stop for that i shall put random t random things.

(pointles things aint over i shall look into my little scary pouch and get the stuff)
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Post by: Dollface on 13 Dec 2008, 09:26
And put my new picture in there i will be there!
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Post by: Eris on 13 Dec 2008, 09:52
Hey, how you doin'?
 I am kind of drunk right now, but about an hour or two ago I was at the point where I had to hold onto something so I could dance or I would fall over. I love saturday nights


Also, I saw fatty ali at a club tonight, woooo
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 13 Dec 2008, 11:18
Actually Dollface, it is now -2 so you're all gooooood
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Post by: Dollface on 13 Dec 2008, 11:27
Actually Dollface, it is now -2 so you're all gooooood

Thank you master can Dollface do -9 when it comes?

But first just look what i can do to pointless thread
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Post by: Dollface on 13 Dec 2008, 11:39
its done... DAMN THAT PICTURE OF ME I TRY TO GET ONE
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 13 Dec 2008, 15:32
Thank you master can Dollface do -9 when it comes?

NO YOU CAN NEVER DO -9 EVER

*le sigh*

I don't think this apprenticeship is working out so well
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 14 Dec 2008, 10:46
What is going on?  Why is there a burgeoning dom/sub relationship going on in the drunk thread?  This is creeping me out.
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Post by: Ballard on 14 Dec 2008, 21:55
Is that the best question you've got?
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Post by: Dimmukane on 15 Dec 2008, 09:37
I smoked some really strange weed last night.  And that Monty Python beer ain't too bad, either.  I'm still kind of inebriated.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Dec 2008, 06:40
fuck. i dont even know how to bgin to decrsobe the situaiton i have myself got into. fuclk. shit. punctuatiojn.
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Post by: Ballard on 18 Dec 2008, 10:32
Does it involve someone(s) of the opposite sex?
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 18 Dec 2008, 14:29
Doesn't it always?
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Post by: ViolentDove on 18 Dec 2008, 14:51
Oh dear god I vaguely remember writing that. Um, yeah. Work christmas party + gate crashing the Vice Chancellor's lawn drinks + cocktails + clubbing. And now I'm at work. I'm thinking about going and finding a nice tree outside to lie under.
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Post by: negative creep on 18 Dec 2008, 15:55
Surprise! I got drunk on a thursday!

My avatar is voodoo! (if voodoo works that way, I don't know much about voodoo)
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Post by: Dollface on 19 Dec 2008, 11:33
Do to list

1. get drunk
2. get stoned
3. write musical
4. post it here
%. do stuff
6. get molested

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Post by: Dollface on 19 Dec 2008, 14:04
ME: is this real?

man band: IS HE THINKING IS HE THINKING

me: dont you dare please no more

Man band: I CANNOT BEAR IT I LIKE WHORE

me: stop it please

man band: SHOVE IT JESUS

me. okay i will be mister mean

Man band: locheat sister clean

Me: im a man and i don manly things i wreck ships and eat led pipes

Man band: I AM A SKAM AND I DO RADTLY THINGS LIKE WRECK BITCHES AND EAT MEAT PIPES

me: Why are you following me?

Man band: i just wanto be like you that you will love me

me: we both are bottles isnt that enough for ye

Man band: our form isnt stoping us for our true love

WILL be later more
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Post by: Puki on 19 Dec 2008, 16:15
Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
[size=8t]runs through the topic naked[/size]
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Post by: Dollface on 19 Dec 2008, 16:23
Aiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
[size=8t]runs through the topic naked[/size]

same thing but walks
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 19 Dec 2008, 16:29
saunters nakedly through the thread
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Post by: celticgeek on 19 Dec 2008, 16:56
Sends Lady Godiva to ride naked through the thread on a 1952 Vincent Black Lightning

Lady Godiva (http://www.amazon.com/Red-Hair-and-Black-Leather/dp/B0014NSKI6/ref=sr_f3_2?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1229734510&sr=103-2)
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Post by: Dimmukane on 19 Dec 2008, 20:09
Fudkc I'm  stoned rocked.  I th9nk I"m typang wroooooooongly.
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Post by: negative creep on 19 Dec 2008, 20:10
sooooo, I got drunk again today. Voodoo didn't work, though.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: öde on 19 Dec 2008, 20:17














Yay for birthdays!
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Post by: KibBen on 20 Dec 2008, 12:22
I may not be wrecked, but I am drinking bailey's and hot cocoa before lunch, and am a little tipsy. And warm!
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Post by: negative creep on 20 Dec 2008, 18:30
Slightly buzzed*, listening to "there is a light that never goes out" on repeat.



*if that means what I think it means, that is.
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Post by: bujiatang on 20 Dec 2008, 22:03
kibBen your avtar is mesmirizing.

[toasts new cables on bike]

I need a less sweet drink next
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Post by: negative creep on 21 Dec 2008, 20:45
oh noes, flower-eating girl is back!

did I tell you how much I love my job?
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 21 Dec 2008, 20:46
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmStellaArtoismmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 21 Dec 2008, 21:28
i am happy to be back home because my parents buy beer and liquor and that is nice.  and they buy my favorite kind of beer now (alexander ketih's india pale,  if anyone really cares. once i had somebody ask me "is that from india?" and i had this overwhelming urge to cover my face with my palm)  and that's nice.  mmmmm delicious beer.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 21 Dec 2008, 21:40
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmStellaArtoismmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I have two of these in my car!
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Post by: RedLion on 21 Dec 2008, 23:55
HAHAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnoaeiwill eat the bugf god dammitt!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 22 Dec 2008, 00:01
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT

DON'T EVEN TRY
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 22 Dec 2008, 03:04
i am happy to be back home because my parents buy beer and liquor and that is nice.  and they buy my favorite kind of beer now (alexander ketih's india pale,  if anyone really cares. once i had somebody ask me "is that from india?" and i had this overwhelming urge to cover my face with my palm)  and that's nice.  mmmmm delicious beer.

Oh man yes parents with good booze. My dad has all kinds of whiskey... last weekend I tried a couple of single malts I'd never had before, one from Islay, one from Skye, and one from the mainland.

Also I've just been at the pub and got a bit confused because it was empty until I realised it's a Monday. I mean, I'm not working and a bunch of friends were there, so I jut kind've assumed it'd be full... Apparently people are still working this close to Christmas I guess.
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Post by: celticgeek on 22 Dec 2008, 08:40
Ah, yes.  Islay single malts are very good.  And the one from Skye isn't bad either.
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Post by: eddie on 22 Dec 2008, 08:58
i am happy to be back home because my parents buy beer and liquor and that is nice.  and they buy my favorite kind of beer now (alexander ketih's india pale,  if anyone really cares. once i had somebody ask me "is that from india?" and i had this overwhelming urge to cover my face with my palm)  and that's nice.  mmmmm delicious beer.

Oh man yes parents with good booze. My dad has all kinds of whiskey... last weekend I tried a couple of single malts I'd never had before, one from Islay, one from Skye, and one from the mainland.

Also I've just been at the pub and got a bit confused because it was empty until I realised it's a Monday. I mean, I'm not working and a bunch of friends were there, so I jut kind've assumed it'd be full... Apparently people are still working this close to Christmas I guess.

I only have 2 days off for xmas. I discoverd Hobgoblin a while ago, its really nice although its cider counterpart causes massive burps.
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Post by: RedLion on 22 Dec 2008, 12:47
Jeeeesus. Why did I decide to finish my bottle of absinthe last night? I have not been that drunk in awhile. And, really, I don't even know how I accessed a computer to write whatever I did about, uh, eating a bug I guess, since I was in Madison all night.
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Post by: Emaline on 24 Dec 2008, 11:11
What's one to do when their are depressed, have a whole house to themselves, and its their friend's birthday/last day in town? Throw a party, of course! And that is what I did.

Rum and orange juice was brought over and my friend demanded everyone get drunk. I got on that train, but everybody else kinda failed. And now I am suffering from a terrible hangover, and I need to finish Christmas shopping today. Ugh.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 25 Dec 2008, 13:48
I just got through drinking this delicious blackberry wine, and now everything smells like berries!

It is tasty! but I'm dying for ice cream now.
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Post by: hannahrochelle on 25 Dec 2008, 19:57
I think the egg nog fucked me over :< Americans put too much cream in EVERYTHING, and my poor Australian stomach couldn't handle it.

Oh well! Off to see The Spirit tonight at 10pm, and feeling slightly buzzed :D
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Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 25 Dec 2008, 20:04
last night i was at a christmas dinner thing with people i don't know and i got sorta drunk (a lot of wine and a couple of glasses of vodka with sprite)  which is weird for me because i am not into getting completely wasted and doing retarded things unless my dancing counts but nearly everyone who sees me dance compliments me on my moves so i must be doing something right.  or maybe people are just mean and sarcastic and horrible and i actually can't dance and they are mocking me. but i don't think that is the case, i mean i'm trying to be optimistic here.

tonight i am just being lazy and looking at pictures of adrian grenier (i suppose that is marginally better than watching silly movies just cause he is in them cause i have finished every single episode of entourage already and am getting impatient for season six) and having beer. not even a lot of it. maybe not even enough to be posting in this thread? *shrug*

very festive and exciting, i know!
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Post by: celticgeek on 25 Dec 2008, 20:10
Mmmm. Laphroaig. Bottle is empty but it was worth it.

QFT.  I am having a glass right now, although the bottle is not yet empty.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 25 Dec 2008, 20:23
D'awww, Jens is still awake. And drunk, apparently.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 25 Dec 2008, 20:55
Jesus christ I wish I had skype right now...
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 25 Dec 2008, 20:58
Well if it would be anything like last time you would just be more talkative than normal.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 25 Dec 2008, 21:01
Hmm, yes, I think you should maybe just go to sleep.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 25 Dec 2008, 22:15
Jesus Christ, get an internet ROOM, you two!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 25 Dec 2008, 22:19
Yeah, I'd tell them to take it to PMs but this is too cute.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: mberan42 on 25 Dec 2008, 22:23
Cute my ass. They've been goin' at it for the past 5+ months.

ON TOPIC: I'm drinking Jameson right now. Not nearly as good as Laphroaig, admittedly, but still good in its own right.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: tania on 25 Dec 2008, 22:26
yes we all know you have internet crushes on each other and it is utterly fascinating but have you tried private messaging? it's pretty cool too.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: De_El on 26 Dec 2008, 00:32
A bit of Johnnie Walker Red shared witrh my sister while we watched The Flower of My Secret, a Pedro Almodovar film. It was very good! I need to get into him more.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Spluff on 26 Dec 2008, 05:54
the drunk thread demands your respect
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: RedLion on 26 Dec 2008, 13:59
Hot Chocolate with Bailey's. Warrrrrm.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 26 Dec 2008, 14:30
Respect is leaving the seventh dick.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Dec 2008, 18:10
The secret is to get sloppy drunk, then post.

I've been hitting all kinds of cheap, low-quality fruity wines lately. Shit by Wild Vines and the like. It's definitely a different kind of drunk.

Hey Drunk Thread, I just thought up what I'm sure is a terrible joke, and I'm gonna attack you with it!
What's the difference between a wine connoisseur and a wino? The connoisseur spits; the wino swallows.

Woo!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: usmcnavgeek on 26 Dec 2008, 18:12
Post-holiday boredom has set in.  That means beer time.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 27 Dec 2008, 08:25
Jesus Christ, get an internet ROOM, you two!
Cute my ass. They've been goin' at it for the past 5+ months.

D'awww, I think Matty-poo is jealous. : D
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Barmymoo on 27 Dec 2008, 11:40
I'm not drunk, but I figured you guys might be able to shed light on a conundrum.

Why did a jar of strawberry conserve require alcohol authorisation at work today? It was just jam. Why did the customer have to be 18? Is there something I should know about jarred fruit?
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Post by: ViolentDove on 27 Dec 2008, 14:03
Jam is pretty dangerous. Having devonshire tea is like walking a razor's edge between life and death.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ViolentDove on 27 Dec 2008, 14:05
Also, blergh hangover.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 27 Dec 2008, 21:27
Dear Drunk Thread,
It has been a while since I've seen you, and since it is the season of giving, I have made something for you. I have not been drinking tonight, but here is a handy flow-chart guide to my posting so that I can remember how to post next time I need you.

(http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/7745/flowam1.png)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: allison on 27 Dec 2008, 21:51
talking to the boy i like!
high as shit :)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Harun on 27 Dec 2008, 23:12
name: your favorite seasonal winter beer
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Johnny C on 28 Dec 2008, 10:47
i drank so fuckin hard last night

mead rules
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: eddie on 28 Dec 2008, 12:15
I got really drunk last night and I've spent all day wondering why the screen on my mobile phone wouldn't work but then my friend rang me & said after I held the phone to my mouth that I had dropped it in a strip club toilet.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 28 Dec 2008, 19:35
James that flowchart seems quite accurate. It made me chuckle.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: 20 jazz funk greats on 28 Dec 2008, 19:42
i approve of that flow chart!  :lol:
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 29 Dec 2008, 05:06
Awesome chart, etc, etc... but I would never post naked pictures of myself.
I am generally a horrible person, but at least I am considerate enough of my fellow human beings to keep my grotesque visage off of the inter-webs.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 29 Dec 2008, 19:48
Zongloads.  South Park.  Left 4 Dead.  I am having a good time.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 29 Dec 2008, 22:14
How hard would it be to make a bot to replace me? I will just prepare a supply of suggestive pictures and be ready to go.
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Post by: Slick on 30 Dec 2008, 21:24
Man, flowcharts and self-deprecating humour go together wonderfully. Updated and expanded:
(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3109/flowmk2downsizedzn8.png)


I may be getting carried away a little here.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 30 Dec 2008, 21:29
Man, that flowchart is creepily similar to my own thought processes.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 30 Dec 2008, 23:59
My bunny died.  Is this an acceptable reason to be downing whiskey at an alarming rate?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 31 Dec 2008, 00:03
It is totally acceptable. That is basically the most acceptable reason.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 31 Dec 2008, 00:53
I am raising a toast to my rabbit.  He had a good, long life, and I wish him an eternity of clover and shamrocks. 
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Post by: Lines on 31 Dec 2008, 21:18
ha[[y new yarr!
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Post by: allison on 31 Dec 2008, 22:28
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP|PY NY EQART
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 31 Dec 2008, 23:27
Guys I am not fucked up right now. I am pleasantly buzzed on some Scotch after a quiet night in.

Happy New Year!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 31 Dec 2008, 23:51
aaaawe[ppppf[j faholy shi[t.  howqwsd di drfive home t=oinighta.   


Wow.  I'm impressed wi.  I lost some weed and was able to find it before anyone stole it!  I drank a lot.  I somehow drove home sober and now I'm here totally fucked.  what siiwll this say toormoworrow.  holy crap
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Jan 2009, 00:07
Fuckin' new [email protected]@@@@@1!s  I witnessed a knife fight.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Jan 2009, 00:42
Man, a new years with the wife, good freinds, Rock Band and good liquor. This was a good year.

Also, D&D on saturday... way to ring in a good new year.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 01 Jan 2009, 00:46
Happy fuckin' new year!   brownies and liquor and blunts and beer and fireworks equals a good night.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 01 Jan 2009, 00:51
a-fuckin-men.
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Post by: pen on 03 Jan 2009, 23:55
I"m tipsy and loneyly and wanna watch am ovie and don't wanna sleep but i'm by myself and it kinda feel s liek the thing to do so I'm gonna go pass out now i think and hopefully wake up without being lonely or tipsy. 
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Post by: Ballard on 04 Jan 2009, 00:03
Holy shit I like Scotch now.

Scotch is good times guys!

Especially last night when I had no internet access nor the desire to stop what I was doing to hang out with you fucks.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 04 Jan 2009, 00:07
What scotch were you drinking.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 04 Jan 2009, 01:12
The Famous Grouse. To the best of my limited knowledge, nothing spectacular. I was considerably more delighted with the shenanigans that it brought on than the liquor itself.

I had some really boss White Horse on New Year's Eve.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 04 Jan 2009, 20:31
Just bought my friend a new bong today.  It twists into a tiny aperture that acts as an icecatcher and produces a cyclone effect.  So that was cool.  Then we watched Dead Alive, and They Live, then played Left 4 Dead. Then watched some Metalocalypse.  Nice.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ballard on 04 Jan 2009, 20:42
Yeah Jens, pretty much.

I played Left 4 Dead for the first time yesterday. It is a phenomenal game.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 04 Jan 2009, 21:22
POSTED:

Attention all lesbian women of Earth.

You have been declared my mortal enemies for the following offense:

1) Distaste for penises and 2) I will never have a chance to have sex with you.

It has come to my attention that while I may have sex with gay men, bi men, straight women, bi women, various transgendered people, and even a confused straight man, it is extremely and highly unlikely I can bed a lesbian. Furthermore, by both lacking and refusing to have sex with a penis, your existence is flawed.

This is unacceptable.

I challenge you all to a duel. We fight at the mountain of Mediggo and we shall determine the fate of the universe.

In conclusion, fuck y'all.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 04 Jan 2009, 21:30
Attention all lesbian women of Earth.
I am the lady in question.

...?
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 04 Jan 2009, 21:31
Elizabeth Jean, I think that might mean you are not a lesbian. I am not really sure what the lesbian conract has in it, but I think both of those things are dealbreakers.
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Post by: Liz on 04 Jan 2009, 21:35
Oh balls I missed the part where it said lesbian. WHOOPS.

I will delete that post now and if either of you keep up the shenanigans you will just look silly.
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Post by: Cicero on 04 Jan 2009, 21:40
Liz, these are shocking revelations.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 04 Jan 2009, 21:41
Oh shush you. You cannot trust these people, everything they say to you is a lie. LIES, ALL OF IT.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 04 Jan 2009, 21:43
I take it back, Liz is gayer than Ellen Degeneres at a really gay party. Maybe it's a fundraiser for helping young lesbian homeless girls ge back on their feet. It's probably a really nice event, Ellen is good people fo rbeign my mortal enemy.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 04 Jan 2009, 21:48
penis penis penis oh hey look i have a penis penis penis
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Liz on 04 Jan 2009, 21:50
See, it is all lies. You can never believe a word of what Jordan says about me, the little bastard. Or James.

(Also James you know I don't have a penis, silly.)
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Cicero on 04 Jan 2009, 21:51
Liz, you're lying right now.    Come on!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 04 Jan 2009, 21:51
Ozy it is for helping young lesbian homeless single-mothers get back on their feet.
Also the catering theme was 'placenta'.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Slick on 04 Jan 2009, 21:52
penis penis penis penis
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Jan 2009, 00:13
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Jan 2009, 00:13
The point is that I am drunk.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Jan 2009, 00:14
Also that most of you still totally suck.

Suck all of the throbbing gay dicks.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Jan 2009, 00:16
Some of you don't though!


Good job, some of you!
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Jan 2009, 01:22
Also that most of you still totally suck.

Suck all of the throbbing gay dicks.

YES SIR.

THANK YOU SIR.

MAY I HAVE ANOTHER.

DICK THAT IS.
Title: Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
Post by: Gemmwah on