Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 864391 times)

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2850 on:** 24 Sep 2009, 21:54 »

Quote from: BrilliantEraser on 24 Sep 2009, 18:34

GUYS GUESS WHAT I AM TURNING 21 SOON. BUT I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THERE IS TO LOOK FORWARDS TO AFTER 21. IS THERE ANYTHING? I DO NOT THINK SO. UH. NO.

At 25 (in a few months), I look forward to paying less for car insurance and for renting an automobile. Also, I had some delicious congac tonight. That shit's good.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2851 on:** 25 Sep 2009, 08:54 »

Oh shit hey where did all this scotch come from

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2852 on:** 25 Sep 2009, 20:05 »

I'm not sober. I won't be tomorrow night either. I love weekends at college. DRUNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

P.S. Delicious mixed drink called an "Astropop": Smirnof Lime + Lemonade + Grenadine (sorry I don't know the proportions)

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2853 on:** 25 Sep 2009, 20:06 »

DOPETHRONE WEEKEND

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2854 on:** 25 Sep 2009, 20:08 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 25 Sep 2009, 20:06

DOPETHRONE WEEKEND

HOLFY FUCK

Quote from: Jeans on 25 Sep 2009, 20:07

vodka shots at 5 AM y/n

HOLFY FUCK

drunk and LISTENING TO THEE SILVER MT ZION MEMORIAL ORCHESTRA AND TRALALALA BAND 13 BLUES FORE 13 MOONS SO GOOD

Slick · « **Reply #2855 on:** 25 Sep 2009, 23:45 »

I have done vodka shots at 6 AM before and it was a sketchy idea. My housemate got off work at six in the morning so we went right home and started drinking immediately, then hid from the sun.

Dollface · « **Reply #2856 on:** 26 Sep 2009, 10:02 »

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2857 on:** 26 Sep 2009, 10:47 »

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2858 on:** 26 Sep 2009, 23:41 »

So, I got less drunk tonight than I did last night, and it was still fun. I need to get some of my 21 year old friends to buy for me so I can build up a stash of tasty beer, because I am so sick of nasty shit like Keystone Light and Natural Light.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2859 on:** 27 Sep 2009, 08:36 »

Quote from: Dollface on 26 Sep 2009, 10:02

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2860 on:** 01 Oct 2009, 19:48 »

og kush

holy shit

so stinky that I had to keep it in my trunk

could still smell it every morning on my way to work

had to buy a jar, and smoked what wouldn't fit

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Drill King · « **Reply #2861 on:** 01 Oct 2009, 22:02 »

ahhhhhhhh drunk and infatuated lovely <3

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2862 on:** 02 Oct 2009, 20:50 »

even more
housewarming kegger
i was so stoned i couldn't sleep last night

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2863 on:** 02 Oct 2009, 20:58 »

So, I'm dedicating this Sapphire Martini to Eliza. Except that I put too much vermouth in and it just tastes of vermouth. I think I should just stick with one drop from here on out.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2864 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 00:03 »

I hate shitty beer. It makes me sad. Also drunk.

Next weekend, I am for sure getting some good beer.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2865 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 12:20 »

I am turning 21 tomorrow! My friend came down from New Hampshire to visit and he brought me 1.75L of Jack Daniels! TOMORROW/TONIGHT IS GOING TO ROCK.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2866 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 19:38 »

Quote from: Sam on 02 Oct 2009, 08:14

dimmukane i smoked something called "sour pee" this week as in "sour urine"
uh
i can see why it's called that
so smelly

also so strong ffffffffelt delirious after it

You sure that sheeit wasn't called sour diesel? I mean, we get that stuff 'round B-more all ze damn time, called sour diesel it is.

Shit guys I am so fuckin' frunk drunk shit I'm really tired of all this BS, seriously just depressed myself I think I'm gonna cry, fucking loser I don't think I should be on this forum, fuckin' shitting up thread and what all the time. Who knows maybe I won't be around meuch anymorew. fuckkk

goodamnit I hate all this shit somethimes.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2867 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 20:05 »

Dudes I have good beer! I got someone to buy me some Saranac Pale Ale, a pretty standard Pale Ale from New York state. It's much better than Keystone Light though, so I have been savoring it all night. Also earlier I almost won a game of beer pong and had a shot on an empty stomach, then ate, but I am still fairly inebriated. Later I am going with some friends to smoke my pipe and feel like a badass.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2868 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 20:26 »

Hendricks martini because it's the only gin I have left.

So smooth, but so bland.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2869 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 21:05 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 03 Oct 2009, 19:38

You sure that sheeit wasn't called sour diesel? I mean, we get that stuff 'round B-more all ze damn time, called sour diesel it is.

I was gonna ask him the same thing, but I don't know how diesel turns to pee

Papersatan · « **Reply #2870 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 21:21 »

Hello. I just posted in the blood bowl forum. I *Am* dunk. I got drunk so that I could beat the last challenge I have left in Peggle, because Loco_Bannana won the one I need to win last night while he was drunk. Turns our I am not a good drunk Peggle player drunk. So sad

loco_banana · « **Reply #2871 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 21:58 »

Quote from: Papersatan on 03 Oct 2009, 21:21

Hello. I just posted in the blood bowl forum. I *Am* dunk. I got drunk so that I could beat the last challenge I have left in Peggle, because Loco_Bannana won the one I need to win last night while he was drunk. Turns our I am not a good drunk Peggle player drunk. So sad

I lol'd.

Papersatan · « **Reply #2872 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 22:02 »

Don't judge me.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2873 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 22:14 »

ZOMG! Real life people are invading the internet! Too bad everyone here is not sober enough to cope with the issue at hand.

loco_banana · « **Reply #2874 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 22:20 »

I am, haha.

goodnight. z_z

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2875 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 22:21 »

But! But you'd better not be!

Papersatan · « **Reply #2876 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 22:25 »

I'm drunk enough for us both.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2877 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 22:26 »

Good, because I'm drunk enough for the one of me, and that makes by my tally........

Carry the seven.........

Integrate with respect to theta.....

Twenty-three?

Papersatan · « **Reply #2878 on:** 03 Oct 2009, 22:38 »

I exhaled heavily in Patrick's direction, to share my drunk with him. A full minute later he walked into what he called "a floating cloud of rum."

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2879 on:** 04 Oct 2009, 18:53 »

adventures in og kush:

went to a little hiding spot on the side of the reservoir

lit up

listened to the birds sing and the trees rustle in the wind

stared at the reflection of the sunlight on the water

found nirvana

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2880 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 21:09 »

Who's drinking on a Monday night? I'm drinking on a Monday night.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2881 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 21:17 »

I totally drank on a Monday night. I finished the remainder of my six pack of Saranac Pale Ale, which was delicious. I'll be sober until Thursday, when I am potentially getting high with my dorm-mates and almost certainly getting shit-faced. Then I have a 5-day weekend. Can you say PARTY EVERY NIGHT?

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2882 on:** 05 Oct 2009, 21:30 »

Nice. I just had a martini. Unfortunately, I have to be at work early tomorrow, and I'm running dangerously low on liquor.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2883 on:** 06 Oct 2009, 02:19 »

I drank on Monday, but I have class in a bit and ugh i feel like hangover

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2884 on:** 06 Oct 2009, 08:37 »

Yeah, unfortunately I have class pretty early (9 or 10) every day of the week, so drinking on school nights is reserved for very special occasions.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2885 on:** 06 Oct 2009, 08:56 »

I either have to be at class or work at 9am every day of the week. Drinking on a weeknight is a necessity. The trick is to do it with a clear liquor so you don't get a hangover. I've chosen gin, and I've never had problems even back when drinking directly from the bottle was an almost nightly event.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #2886 on:** 06 Oct 2009, 09:41 »

fucking wet weed. fuck.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2887 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 21:39 »

I think I approve of Bluecoat gin. It's actually fucking tasty. It's super, SUPER clean tasting (distilled five times) and has a lot of bite, but it's the good kind of bite. Also, I need to stop drinking every night. This will be a difficult task because I just bought two bottles of gin (one Bluecoat and the other Rogue gin, go USA!) and one bottle of cachaça (for caipirinhas, which are the most delicious thing ever).

Reed · « **Reply #2888 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 21:46 »

You're in gradschool dogg, it's pretty much assumed that you drink every night. Personally, when I feel I've been drinking too much I switch to beer.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2889 on:** 07 Oct 2009, 21:53 »

But it's making my life even harder! Also, beer is worse for me. I need to drink two or three to get a decent buzz going, but if I'm just sitting by myself, it takes too long to drink two or three beers. Maybe I need to drink with people more.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2890 on:** 08 Oct 2009, 20:42 »

drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk

I failed a math exam today, and I'm celebrating. What the Fuck?

This took me so long to type.

EDIT: The epilogue to this post is that I got horrendously sick maybe an hour later and needed like 5 people to look after me. Hopefully that won't happen again in the future.

Finin · « **Reply #2891 on:** 09 Oct 2009, 06:34 »

Quote from: Dimmukane on 04 Oct 2009, 18:53

og kush

I just pick up a quarter of the same and it almost looked like more then a half, but can I say holy shit I don't even know what to do with myself after smoking this stuff.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2892 on:** 09 Oct 2009, 08:33 »

Quote from: Sam on 09 Oct 2009, 06:09

gin+tonics, what is up

last night was fun we should hang out more gin+tonics

I don't have tonic water. Or limes! I will be fixing the second one definitely, because I just bought some cachaca.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2893 on:** 10 Oct 2009, 15:53 »

I DRANK SO MUCH WONDERFUL BEER ALL AFTERNOON AW FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BlakeJustBlake · « **Reply #2894 on:** 10 Oct 2009, 16:16 »

Edward 40z Hands last night, nearly pissed myself.

Bastardous Bassist · « **Reply #2895 on:** 10 Oct 2009, 16:18 »

Guys, last night I drank in a social setting for the first time in a while! It was cool, but I think that I can't shut up when I start drinking. Not that I'm generally a taciturn person. It just gets worse when I drink, so hopefully I didn't annoy my friends very much.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2896 on:** 10 Oct 2009, 17:10 »

WOIOOOOOO MROE BEER

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #2897 on:** 10 Oct 2009, 22:32 »

Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 10 Oct 2009, 16:18

I can't shut up when I start drinking.

Aw, hey, me too!

Also, Sam Adams fall collection is so delicious.

sean · « **Reply #2898 on:** 11 Oct 2009, 10:17 »

soooooooooooooooooooooo blazed last night. for soooooooo long too.

excellence.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #2899 on:** 12 Oct 2009, 17:54 »

Drinking on a Monday night for the second weekend in a row. But this time I don't actually have class tomorrow, so I should be fine. And I'm drinking Magic Hat #9, which I wasn't sure I liked, but I've decided I was drinking it too cold, because it tastes really great tonight.

EDIT: Now I'm drinking Saranac Black and Tan, and dear god it is amazingly good.

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