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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2250 on: 27 Mar 2009, 01:52 »

ALCOHOL RULES. PRETTY GIRLS ON THE FORUM SEND ME NUDE PHOTOS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2251 on: 27 Mar 2009, 03:45 »

cc me, please.
Bcc Jeph.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2252 on: 27 Mar 2009, 08:18 »

Oh Johnny.

Last night my roommate and I had some boozes and watched Transformers. It was a good night.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2253 on: 28 Mar 2009, 00:13 »

I have plans to hang out with rad people Sunday night. Who would have thought that I'd wind up frequenting a biker bar in a third-world country? I hope to god somebody's got some bud. Gonna get my shit faaaaaaaded
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2254 on: 28 Mar 2009, 08:21 »

oh gopd so slosheds scotfch whksy woo
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2255 on: 28 Mar 2009, 08:22 »

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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« Reply #2256 on: 28 Mar 2009, 08:27 »

WPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2257 on: 28 Mar 2009, 12:13 »

Ditto
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2258 on: 28 Mar 2009, 14:37 »

Oh fuck i just realised that crazy hobos are time travelers from future!

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2259 on: 28 Mar 2009, 20:32 »

ghuys i love my body and codka and xmen and cards and oh man, motherfcking boards of canada
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2260 on: 28 Mar 2009, 21:03 »

I have been smoking and drinking for 11 hours.  Woah....we did a 2-footer, a spiraly dealio, a waterfall, a gigantic wifflebat, some blasting, a joint, a bowlpack, 2 glasses of St. Bernardus Abt 12, 2 glasses of Brooklyn Local 2, 1 glass of Chimay Grande Reserve, and one bottle of Allagash Tripel Reserve.  There were 80 people there!  Some people who never knew this guy showed up, like kids from high school and shit!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2261 on: 28 Mar 2009, 21:06 »

Jesus christ how is your post so coherent then? Well done!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2262 on: 28 Mar 2009, 21:25 »

I say ooh girl

shock me like an electric eel



I love dribnking and twister and my face and oh man everything feels good.


also i pose this question again, how muich is too much when combining painkillers and vodka>? i mean, i have been taking ethem czase of my foot, but also vodka, man,. its good.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2263 on: 28 Mar 2009, 21:30 »

What kind of pain killers? Are we talking percocet here? Codeine? How much is in the pills?

I like doing percocet and beer, usually I take 10-20 mg of percocet with 3 or 4 bottles of beer (Right now I'm at 10mg and 4 bottles of beer, and I'm feeling fanfuckingtastic).
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2264 on: 28 Mar 2009, 21:32 »

I don't know man.


But man I am just gone. and carrying peopele. and running
and oh man. and tackling
qanf drinking
and tsaking these pillls
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2265 on: 28 Mar 2009, 21:37 »

If you don't have the bottle you can always google the imprint on the pills. For example, mine say watson 749, which when googled show that they are 5mg percocet 350mg acetominophen. A lot of it also depends on your own tolerance. I've known a few people who do a lot of prescription pills and they can handle doses much higher than what is recommended.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2266 on: 28 Mar 2009, 21:38 »

em you silly girl you if you have to wonder then it is time to stop.

or at least slow down
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2267 on: 28 Mar 2009, 22:50 »

motherfcking boards of canada

MANMANMANMAN That is a thing
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2268 on: 28 Mar 2009, 23:08 »

The man makes a good point Emaline.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2269 on: 29 Mar 2009, 00:28 »

I am drunk and naked.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2270 on: 29 Mar 2009, 08:06 »

Oh my god I cannot believe my work has whiskey sours for nine bucks . For contexts sake lets say that a basic spirit is 6.50, more if you want mixer, and lets say that according to the recipe book (despite my training to the contrary) a whiskey sour has two times the whiskey of a normal drink and they use better whiskey.

DRUNK THREAD WHATS UP I SPENT 90 DOLLARS ON THESE THINGS TONIGHT

I also had the awkward moment of realising the most senior manager apart from the dude in charge of the whole place at my work is a year younger than me but that should have been perfectly obvious when we did a bunch of "arms around each other" style karaoke, finishing up with the MIB theme and he didn't know all the words.

Goddamnit everyone in this industry is either five years younger than I am and beautiful or fifteen years older than I am and haggard as FUCK.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2271 on: 29 Mar 2009, 14:33 »

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2272 on: 30 Mar 2009, 03:53 »

I have been so fucked on Galway now that for twenty-four hours, the only topic of discussion has been witches. all food and drink was mixed with mint syrup.
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« Reply #2273 on: 30 Mar 2009, 06:53 »

Oh man I am still drunk why did I drink a bottle and a half of wine on a school night (answer: because Sauvignon Blanc is delicious).  Ugh what excuse can I e-mail to my professor for not showing up to class?  Man I need to take less classes where I know and respect the instructor so I can just blow them off without guilt.  Wooooo morning buzzzzzz.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2274 on: 30 Mar 2009, 14:15 »

this thread is great because its sole purpose is for people to go "shit I'm drunk" on
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« Reply #2275 on: 31 Mar 2009, 17:17 »

Getting baked with my flatmate WOOOOOOOOOOO. This is epiic.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2276 on: 01 Apr 2009, 09:23 »

Wish me luck Drunk Thread. In approximately eight hours I should be thoroughly fucked up on White Horse and watching The Brian Jonestown Massacre live.

Also maybe pretty high.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2277 on: 01 Apr 2009, 15:01 »

Argh. Let's say I'm kind of drunk. Now - where did all thelove gone? Why are people so sarcastc all of a suddden.=?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2278 on: 02 Apr 2009, 13:56 »

And yes i dont make any sense.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2279 on: 02 Apr 2009, 18:22 »

Jager n' Guinness

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2280 on: 02 Apr 2009, 18:51 »

hey drunk drug thread guess what.

one of the kids from school built a fucking treehouse. A TREEHOUSE. it has a waterfall.

it is the best place.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2281 on: 02 Apr 2009, 20:42 »

WPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pic related.



I was probably twice as drunk at the time of posting than at the time of the picture being taken.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2282 on: 02 Apr 2009, 21:49 »

hey drunk drug thread guess what.

one of the kids from school built a fucking treehouse. A TREEHOUSE. it has a waterfall.

it is the best place.

Fucking shit balls that is amazing
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2283 on: 02 Apr 2009, 23:19 »

High, and playing Sunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn O)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) on the radiooooooo oh oh oh oh oooooooh

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2284 on: 02 Apr 2009, 23:23 »

Scotchified and listening to Billie Jean apparently too loud at 2am does not a happy girlfriend make.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2285 on: 03 Apr 2009, 10:15 »

Lately I have not been getting drunk at my apartment, which makes me sad, because I cannot post in this thread. But last night I was hanging out with a friend and we watched scary movies late at night and boozed it up. It was pretty grand.

Booze + horror movie = good time. Try it.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2286 on: 03 Apr 2009, 15:08 »

sleepy sleepy fuc i need soe sleep
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2287 on: 03 Apr 2009, 18:54 »

Sometimes I get drunk in places that aren't my house and think about using my phone to post on this thread. Then I find out I can't type "Questionable Content" with my fingers on a small keypad while drunk.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2288 on: 03 Apr 2009, 21:20 »

Tonight was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo awesome!

My super hot neighbor invited me over to her place. She and her friends were going to a club, but hell of prefunking. So I drank a decent amount with them. Then one of them decided to smoke some weed, so I joined in. It's been toooooooo long since I've been high. So I got high with them, and then I had crazy makeouts with my neighbor (seriously, she has to be so far out of my league it's cirminal).

I'm so hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh! It feels good.....like special touching.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2289 on: 04 Apr 2009, 08:50 »

Ran into some friends of mine 'cause they'd rahter obviously set up a digital projector and bedsheet screen at the major intersection in Newtown as a promo thingy for a festival they've putting on and hung out and handed out flyers with them and drank beers and made shadow puppets with random drunk people walking past then went back to my friends' squat and drank all their wine and maaaaan. 
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2290 on: 04 Apr 2009, 09:40 »

Damn do I want your friends
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« Reply #2291 on: 04 Apr 2009, 10:50 »

RAPE TIME!  :laugh:
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2292 on: 04 Apr 2009, 12:36 »

Uhhhhhhhhhhh...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2293 on: 04 Apr 2009, 21:40 »

Man not even in this thread is that acceptable.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2294 on: 05 Apr 2009, 08:05 »

I feel that I've spent a reasonable amount of time looking for that pic of Patrick, but I can't dig it up.  Anyone have the "Rape is never funny guys" picture?

Also drunk thread, my nose hurts and has scrapes on it and there is blood on my floor.  WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO LAST NIGHT.
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« Reply #2295 on: 05 Apr 2009, 12:16 »

I cut my ear last night, drunk without noticing it. People kept saying "hey man what's up with your ear" and I had no idea what they were talking about.

Also, has anyone seen my watch?
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« Reply #2296 on: 05 Apr 2009, 12:46 »


Also, has anyone seen my watch?

I once did lost my watch but i did find it but it was cover by blood
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« Reply #2297 on: 07 Apr 2009, 12:54 »

I got pants full of ants!!

solution i put anteater in my pants.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2298 on: 07 Apr 2009, 12:55 »

doin some drugs guys, what is up
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2299 on: 07 Apr 2009, 13:44 »

Drugs man, that is what is up

I found my watch, by the way

it was in my pocket. No clue why though
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