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a pack of wolves:

--- Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 14 Dec 2007, 21:48 ---Oh god, my brother bought a 30 pack of miller light and is basically making me drink with him because he doesn't want to drink alone, and I am doing it without hesitation.

I, I think the pair of us may be alcoholics...

--- End quote ---

Dude, you're drinking Miller light. No real alcoholic would ever drink anything with light in its name, it defies booze logic. If anything, you probably aren't drinking enough.

Verergoca:
Dude... Light beer aint no beer!

Go and buy yourself some proper beer, then come back.

Ballard:

--- Quote from: a pack of wolves on 15 Dec 2007, 02:16 ---Dude, you're drinking Miller light. No real alcoholic would ever drink anything with light in its name, it defies booze logic. If anything, you probably aren't drinking enough.

--- End quote ---

P.S. Patrick, that's different 'cause Khar prides himself on his drunk rants. Or at least finds them mildly amusing the next day.

stella:
It is a really unfortuhnate thing for my wallet that my local bar started carrying lucid.  Ist' also unfortunate for everyone in my phone book who I will drunk dial wihtout fail every Wednesday night. (Because Wednesdays are th best days to drink on.)

Patrick:
I drunk-texted a girl I liked in May after an all-night boozer involving a bunch of friends of mine. Oddly enough, the whole message was in near-perfect German and was pretty much a confession on how I had the hots for her.

I was really drunk, man.

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