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YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
SeanBateman:
I am not sure I have ever been this stoned.
Actulally I know I have been more stoned.
But I am very very stoned.
Ballard:
--- Quote from: KimJongSick on 16 Dec 2007, 01:47 ---I drunk-texted a girl I liked in May after an all-night boozer involving a bunch of friends of mine. Oddly enough, the whole message was in near-perfect German and was pretty much a confession on how I had the hots for her.
I was really drunk, man.
--- End quote ---
Damn Pat. That takes some serious liquid balls. What were the results?
jhocking:
He text messaged a confession of amorous intent. How do you think it went? The only possible positive outcome would be if she doesn't understand German and so he got to erase this mistake.
TheFuriousWombat:
After playing kings last night with some hideously potent mixed concoction and several beers, I woke up this morning in a friends bed, she sleeping on the floor and my other friend in the bed with her feet in my face. I don't really recall how this came about. I also feel like I was punched repeatedly in the forehead. Walking is a tricky matter. I'm not too if it's worth it.
Patrick:
--- Quote from: jhocking on 16 Dec 2007, 08:22 ---The only possible positive outcome would be if she doesn't understand German
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She was half German, half Turkish, and I got shot the fuck down. Maybe it was the whole "Shit I know I sent you an SMS last night but I don't know what it said, I was wasted as fuck" phone call the next morning.
That was the day I learned to check my outbox.
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