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Boro_Bandito:
Hey, he did it just because he felt like getting fucked up, and we drank em all. Even fifteen light beers will fuck you over.

öde:
No they won't. 15 real beers will.

I just just thinking 'man who the hell drunk dials' but then I remembered this:


--- Quote ---Jeffrey Rowland    
to Dan
   
Man I got blowjobs comin out my asshole

Dan wrote:
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> How can I give you a blowjob? If you have enough blowjobs ignore this email. Thanks!
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TheFuriousWombat:
Apparently last night I had an extensive text message conversation with a girl I've met once, in line for a concert in NYC. I agreed to come hang out with her in the city in January. I remember none of this but my text in/out boxes informed me this morning that it did indeed happen. Alcohol surely is a strange, wondrous thing.

brandon_ha:
[img width= height= alt=I drink to kill the pain]http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/06/i-drink-to-kill-the-pain2.jpg[/img]
moar funny pictures

SeanBateman:
That is not how you spell "more."

It is also not a funny picture.

I just ate a bunch of speed to finish this paper in the next 4 hours.

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