By all standards I should be legally dead at the moment. I just had 16 B 52's, which for thsoe who don't know are khalua, bailey's irish cream and Grand Marnier in all eaqual parts, 5 beers, either Miller light or Heineken, 2 shots of Jose Cuervo Especial, 3 peppermint patties (Chocolate sauce in mouth, then shot of peppermint shnapps, tasted exacltly like name) fkuckin awesome party man, I'm swinging at the keyboard like a piano at a carnival, and my microphone smells like, oh shit. I can really barely think, I've got work in about 4 hours (halve to wake up at 5:45 am for a job that starts at 7. and if I get fired for being fdrunk I'll actually be happy, becuase it won't even be a hangoever at that point, just still drunk. Goodnight, ladies and gents... wooooooooowooo