God Saturday can't come soon enough! Tigerfest, basically my college's one day a year excuse for a campuswide (and subsequently townwide) drunkenness and deabauchery will soon be nigh! First, I shall get wasted, second, I shall go to the festival and listen to the shitty bands and most probably be thrown out for disorderly conduct, thirdly I plan on making an attempt to drink God himself (my friend Brian) under the table, and to make as many people my bitch at beer pong as possible, and to knock over the beeramid with a well placed shoe one it reached its ultimate height, and then to quash any subsequent attempts at restacking the cans back up.
There will be friends, music, liquor, cheap booze that comes in cans, and several girls that I like very much hanging out with me for extended periods of time! If I screw this day up I will have no one but myself to blame. Seriously, I'm this close to burning out on classes this year, and I need this Saturday so badly to blow off some steam.