Depressing moment of the day:
I go to open a bottle of wine. As I am twisting my bottle opener into the cork, my bottle opener begins to CRUMBLE. Apparently, the plastic bits are so antique, they turn to dust when used. I usually use a more modern corkscrew with torque arms, but I couldn't find it. I turn to my backup, and it explodes in a cloud of plastic dust. This is disheartening, at best.