POSTED:
Attention all lesbian women of Earth.
You have been declared my mortal enemies for the following offense:
1) Distaste for penises and 2) I will never have a chance to have sex with you.
It has come to my attention that while I may have sex with gay men, bi men, straight women, bi women, various transgendered people, and even a confused straight man, it is extremely and highly unlikely I can bed a lesbian. Furthermore, by both lacking and refusing to have sex with a penis, your existence is flawed.
This is unacceptable.
I challenge you all to a duel. We fight at the mountain of Mediggo and we shall determine the fate of the universe.
In conclusion, fuck y'all.