I am not sober, although I am quite drunk either. However, in honor of the day, I am drinking Bushmills instead of Laphroaig.
Erin Go Bragh! Which, by the way is Gàidhlig not Gaeilge.
"My name's Duncan Campbell from the shire of Argyll
I've travelled this country for many's the mile
I've travelled through Ireland, Scotland and a'
And the name I go under's bold Erin-go-bragh
One night in Auld Reekie as I walked down the street
A saucy big polis I chanced for to meet
He glowered in my face and he gi'ed me some jaw
Sayin' "When cam' ye over, bold Erin-go-bragh?"
And Happy Saint Patrick's Day to the lot of ya.
—19th Century Scottish song,
Also, Iechyd Da!