Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 867183 times)

Emaline · « **Reply #2150 on:** 05 Mar 2009, 21:47 »

Man this is the last of my pot and the weekend isn't going to come soon enough so I can get some more.

And everybody should own a hookah because its the greatest thing in the world.

And everybody should get a dog because they are seriously the best seriously I love my dog man she is so great

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2151 on:** 05 Mar 2009, 21:53 »

I need to draw a diagram of what I was smoking out of today. It is the coolest. But I can't do MS Paint when I have work in 8 hours. Plus Troegenator (sic) is a fucking good beer.

Reed · « **Reply #2152 on:** 05 Mar 2009, 22:02 »

See, I won't even get any more pot until late next week at the earliest. I have some salvia, but it's not quite the same.

I really should get a nicer piece, but between moving and me being a clumsy fucktard I tend to break my best ones. And don't remind me of dogs. I still miss mine crazy like.

Ballard · « **Reply #2153 on:** 06 Mar 2009, 22:56 »

drunk thread

hi

Dollface · « **Reply #2154 on:** 07 Mar 2009, 14:55 »

Oh hi i didntt know that anothetr hero was is in this tower come with me if you want but be warnt tentacle monsters are in my way so keep you distance.

after two hours...

Heck this dungeon seems to go on and on heck i shall call migthy party

BY THE DRUNK OF MY HAMMER I SHALL CAAL MY PARTY COME TO ME.

(will continue later when i whatcehd tv show over, ok?)

Gurkburk · « **Reply #2155 on:** 07 Mar 2009, 18:37 »

Sup guys so I'm all up in this shit eatin' chicken McNuggets and sippin' on a chocolate shake. Basically I don't give a fuck anymore and I'm still a whiny drunk, what the fuck?

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2156 on:** 07 Mar 2009, 19:58 »

I've been lied to. Otter Creek Pale Ale tastes like ass. It smells like those honey sticks you can get at the state fair, and tastes like it, too. Which you'd think is a good thing but after a while you've decided 'fuck, this sucks'.

At least I got to hit a nice big fatty.

negative creep · « **Reply #2157 on:** 07 Mar 2009, 21:31 »

saturday night? - check.
work? - check.
drunk? - check.

Ballard · « **Reply #2158 on:** 07 Mar 2009, 23:35 »

got pretty fuckin' high tonight

a little drunk

college parties are funny. they're like high school hipster parties except with more socially inept people and better weed.

I think i'll do pretty well in college if I just stay the way I am

Dollface · « **Reply #2159 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 03:13 »

lets drunk

boobdaddy

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2160 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 11:30 »

There is this thing. Called Sour Diesel. And it is nnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccee

sean · « **Reply #2161 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 12:22 »

puh-lease

right now our dude has matanuska thunderfuck

Dollface · « **Reply #2162 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 12:47 »

Thunderfuck sounds nice but is it awesome as fist ala ass

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2163 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 14:29 »

Guys,

Hash.

sean · « **Reply #2164 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 16:43 »

Quote from: Dollface on 08 Mar 2009, 12:47

Thunderfuck sounds nice but is it awesome as fist ala ass

is fist a la ass from alaska? seriously read about that stuff its incredible.

also yeah dude hash beats everything duh

Ballard · « **Reply #2165 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 16:53 »

man who the fuck comes up with the street names for strains of weed? they are hilarious.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2166 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 22:52 »

Oh man, ever since my brother bought that mini-bubbler piece we've kicked the habit up to a bit of a new level. Now I'm going to go play left for dead and freak out.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #2167 on:** 08 Mar 2009, 22:55 »

Goddamnit, guys. I want to get fucked up.

Patrick · « **Reply #2168 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 00:26 »

Quote from: Ballard on 08 Mar 2009, 16:53

man who the fuck comes up with the street names for strains of weed? they are hilarious.

Hint: I think it may have a tiny bit to do with the weed itself.

I know it's a long shot but I think we might have stumbled on something here today. Come back in a week, we'll monitor your progress.

Ballard · « **Reply #2169 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 01:06 »

Quote from: Patrick on 09 Mar 2009, 00:26

Hint: I think it may have a tiny bit to do with the weed itself.

In that case I am definitely not smoking any fist a la ass. That does not sound like my idea of a good time.

Eris · « **Reply #2170 on:** 09 Mar 2009, 02:31 »

Oh hey, the fact that I have had a piece of bread and a scone to eat today means these drinks I had while making muffins/eating dinner have hit me harder than usual.

woooooo

Jace · « **Reply #2171 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 05:59 »

Best 8 second high ever!

Dollface · « **Reply #2172 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 13:44 »

Shut up slimes will find us if you yell.

(continued after i find my glasses)

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2173 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 17:39 »

FUCKING DRUNK THREAD YES! WOOP

negative creep · « **Reply #2174 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 17:55 »

Hello thread!

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2175 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 17:58 »

Oh hi. Bottle of a really nice, peppery chilean red wine. Mmm.

lprkn · « **Reply #2176 on:** 11 Mar 2009, 18:29 »

I think you have the drunk thread confused with the wine snob (wino isn't the right word...is it?) thread.

Dollface · « **Reply #2177 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 14:36 »

Ow ow my ass is killing me. Those slimes did things to me and those things wasnt very nice things. (but i liked it)

*thump* Holy crap its its Dead man!!

De_El · « **Reply #2178 on:** 12 Mar 2009, 22:53 »

Not only do I often forget, it is in fact more rare for me to remember that weed is illegal. Shit is so absurd. I want it to be warm again, man, I miss smoking blunts outside, on some grass, a park bench, maybe a rooftop. Ooof. I feel amazing just thinking about it.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2179 on:** 13 Mar 2009, 07:58 »

uh yeha

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2180 on:** 13 Mar 2009, 07:58 »

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2181 on:** 13 Mar 2009, 08:01 »

Fuck!
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Reed · « **Reply #2182 on:** 13 Mar 2009, 18:57 »

I wish I had weed.....

I have plenty of vodka and beer (which I dranks tonight)

but I want more marijuana....

I need a better dealer than my ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend....

Sometimes I try to replace it with salvia, but they're too different, it just doesn't work

Ballard · « **Reply #2183 on:** 13 Mar 2009, 19:28 »

fuck why is there no dinosaur emoticon fuck that shit

Reed · « **Reply #2184 on:** 13 Mar 2009, 19:31 »

Where did it goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!?!

Reed · « **Reply #2185 on:** 13 Mar 2009, 21:27 »

omigod omigod omigod

I just smoked a bunch of salvia and watched the youtube video for holy fuck - milkshavke...!

I swear.....I became best friends with the raccoon for millenia!

altered_carbon · « **Reply #2186 on:** 13 Mar 2009, 23:53 »

I've been drinking rotgut wine and smoking exquisite strains of sativa all night. I feel pretty fuckin' invincible, tip-top to the tip. Went to see a local band, and this one guy kept annoying me for about ten minutes all "Hey man, you high? You can't be high here man!"
Nothing resulted of it though, as is proper.

Ballard · « **Reply #2187 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 01:26 »

My band had a gig tonight. There was free beer. We rocked. I'm a little drunk.

But I'm not high. I wish I were high.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2188 on:** 15 Mar 2009, 20:47 »

Man, Ten FIDY Stout is delicious. So tasty.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2189 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 21:27 »

I inhaled the vapors of a dark-greenish micah-like material today. Fascinating discoveries were made. Tomorrow is gonna rock...

TOOOOOAAAAAASSSSSSTTTYYYYYYY

negative creep · « **Reply #2190 on:** 16 Mar 2009, 21:30 »

Guess what I got drunk tonight. not really drunk drunk, but I had a few beers. to ease my mind.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2191 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 08:44 »

So much green alcohol around me. It all looks quite horrendous

Dollface · « **Reply #2192 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 08:59 »

better than bukkake on your face for money

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2193 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 10:01 »

Tops the list of Things That Are Worse Than Green Beer

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2194 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 20:52 »

I have had had 10 kinds of beer today. Holy crap I'm full of beer. And just in general

==THroweeeeddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!Q

Hat · « **Reply #2195 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 21:05 »

Holy crap I just realised that I didn't get drunk once from the parade on Saturday to St Patrick's Day aw hell I only came in here to say I'm stoned as shit.

celticgeek · « **Reply #2196 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 21:16 »

I am not sober, although I am quite drunk either. However, in honor of the day, I am drinking Bushmills instead of Laphroaig.

Erin Go Bragh! Which, by the way is Gàidhlig not Gaeilge.

"My name's Duncan Campbell from the shire of Argyll
I've travelled this country for many's the mile
I've travelled through Ireland, Scotland and a'
And the name I go under's bold Erin-go-bragh

One night in Auld Reekie as I walked down the street
A saucy big polis I chanced for to meet
He glowered in my face and he gi'ed me some jaw
Sayin' "When cam' ye over, bold Erin-go-bragh?"

And Happy Saint Patrick's Day to the lot of ya.

—19th Century Scottish song,

Also, Iechyd Da!

johnny5 · « **Reply #2197 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 22:07 »

i only had one green beer, for fun.

but i tried that irish trash can drink. it's fun looking but fucking brutal

celticgeek · « **Reply #2198 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 22:13 »

You have to be tough for that. At least as tough as the Bold Thady Quill:

For ramblin', for rovin', for football or courtin'
For drinkin' strong liquor as fast as you fill;
In all your days rovin', you'll find none so jovial
As the Muskerry sportsman, the bold Thady Quill.

And happy Saint Patrick's Day, especially to you bloody Sassenaich out there.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2199 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 01:14 »

Happy (belated) St. Patricks!

Last night as I slept
I dreamt I met with behan
I shook him by the hand and we passed the time of day
When questioned on his views
On the crux of lifes philosophies
He had but these few clear and simple words to say

I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

I have cursed, bled and sworn
Jumped bail and landed up in jail
Life has often tried to stretch me
But the rope always was slack
And now that Ive a pile
Ill go down to the chelsea
Ill walk in on my feet
But Ill leave there on my back

Because I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

Oh the words that he spoke
Seemed the wisest of philosophies
Theres nothing ever gained
By a wet thing called a tear
When the world is too dark
And I need the light inside of me
Ill walk into a bar
And drink fifteen pints of beer

Iam going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

I am going, I am going
Any which way the wind may be blowing
I am going, I am going
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Where streams of whiskey are flowing
Where streams of whiskey are flowing

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