Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 866874 times)

Liz · « **Reply #2350 on:** 18 Apr 2009, 22:39 »

I am drinking with my roommate and my friend in my apartment. Right now there is a bit of a good buzz. More booze to follow.

Ballard · « **Reply #2351 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 00:40 »

guys i am prett trashed its my birthday party scf fucking woo

sean · « **Reply #2352 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 12:55 »

so i hit a gb for the first time last night. there was do make say think involved.

it was nice. fuck yeahhhhhhh bowie.

Dollface · « **Reply #2353 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 13:19 »

otter potter would beat harrys ass now behold something

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2354 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 13:29 »

Van Steenberge sampler six-pack + big ass bowl of weed + best friend = AWESOME TIMES.

Ballard · « **Reply #2355 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 19:04 »

Quote from: Ballard on 19 Apr 2009, 00:40

guys i am prett trashed its my birthday party scf fucking woo

This involved:

A bottle of Dewar's White Label that my guitarist bought me as a birthday gift (suffice it to say it is now lying empty on a roof in Bushwick)
A dime just for kicks that turned into three or four grams over the course of two hours, sitting on that roof in Bushwick
Super shenanigans

De_El · « **Reply #2356 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 19:42 »

I was drink and high for over twelve hours yesterday. I went to a dance party, an outdoor concert (Blackalicious), a diner and a house party and I drank a third of a liter of Seagrams, a beer, some sips of rum, a shot and a half of Bombay Sapphire, some sips out of a bottle of vodka i don't even know what it was except the bottle was big and plastic and then several more sips of gin. I also smoked a blunt, three bowls, two joints of weed, and a hookah bowl (melon mango flavored tobacco) with friends and a cigarette. All these dang chemicals up in my body.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2357 on:** 19 Apr 2009, 22:54 »

It's 2 AM on 4/20 and you bet your ass I'm fucking stoned

Spluff · « **Reply #2358 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 06:06 »

･ิ_･ิ

Kylos · « **Reply #2359 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 06:08 »

I'm just getting a hangover now, which means i was still drunk when I woke up. Goddamn.

Side note, met senses fail yesterday while I was hammered. I wasn't too fussed, but my friends got a little moist over it.

Ballard · « **Reply #2360 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 07:53 »

Quote from: Sam on 19 Apr 2009, 23:02

~~playing a show with a shitty post-rock band and then~~ baking on for 4/20
just
posting in advance

Ballard · « **Reply #2361 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 07:54 »

Quote from: Kylos on 20 Apr 2009, 06:08

I'm just getting a hangover now, which means i was still drunk when I woke up. Goddamn.

Augh I hate these

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #2362 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 19:03 »

Here's a classic for beople who are celebrating 420 day in the best possible manner... a little classic from the '90s.
Marijuana in your Brain

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2363 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 19:53 »

Just watched the new Ong Bak. I want to backflip off an elephant and knee someone in the neck.

Ballard · « **Reply #2364 on:** 20 Apr 2009, 20:43 »

Haha I just watched Super High Me last night.

Puki · « **Reply #2365 on:** 22 Apr 2009, 17:46 »

heh just (ok, two days ago) won around 600$ in a competition for a short story, bought myselfg a new lcd monitor and a lot of beer. since I didn't have a big screen before, it's a kind of a big deal, yeah. celwbrating.
cheerio.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #2366 on:** 22 Apr 2009, 18:02 »

so i was super duper stoned on 4/20 and i came to the conclusion that Man Man's first record The Man in the Blue Turban with a Face is pretty much the best album by anyone ever.

also, on a psuedo-related note, i was on salvia one time and the song "Gold Teeth" was telling me to take out my organs and put them on the coffee table in front of me, and i was all "no way, Man Man, you are just an audio recording and as such have no power over me" and then i blacked out and came to as a toy on a shelf at Wal-Mart. i was part of a Stoner Playset or something so i was stuck to the couch and it was really scary because kids kept touching me and being all "buy me this, mommy. i want to break it."
eventually i remembered that i was on salvia and that i was on my own couch and was free to leave whenever i wanted to so it was all okay.

moral of the story: salvia is awesome!

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #2367 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 05:05 »

Oh man win I gotta tell

I went to my local ABC looking for a little biker's anaesthetic, cause My knee is killing me lately. I went in for a fifth, and for 5 bucks more I left with a handle. It had this nice cradle set-up and everything.

It looks like this:

Ballard · « **Reply #2368 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 08:16 »

Hey could you PM me your address? I'll be over at 7.

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2369 on:** 23 Apr 2009, 13:00 »

I was drunk last night, so I tried to type it up on here when I got home, but I struggled too much so I went to bed.

so without further ado:

"WOOO ACOHOL PEOPLE!" is probably what I would have said

Dollface · « **Reply #2370 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 12:44 »

honey i was wrong i was bad is was sober when i said those things to you please lady vodka see mercy in your soul and frgive my missteps.

Puki · « **Reply #2371 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 15:32 »

woot! I discovered cheat codes for billiards whilst drunk! fornicationunderconsentofking-or-whatever-it-was yeah!

Dollface · « **Reply #2372 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 15:39 »

we all good im good you good every one is good ( and poop)

zombie babys are BEAR fuck only WAS there is BASS and hormonica (i dont care) i can buy time for all ra go to froof thers some mah guns i go basement to finfds my killa kan san! so dones give up!!

Puki · « **Reply #2373 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 15:40 »

Bear actually was bass! I'm not shitting*** ypou! i saw it!

Dollface · « **Reply #2374 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 15:59 »

zoomba vroomba its zombie remova

Puki · « **Reply #2375 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 16:01 »

Zoomba vroomba = a shotgun? worth investigating!

Dollface · « **Reply #2376 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 16:05 »

Nah!

wanna sex?

Puki · « **Reply #2377 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 16:09 »

Quote from: Dollface on 25 Apr 2009, 16:05

Nah!

wanna sex?

Nah, sorry, engaged already, she would kill me.
Rain check?

Christophe · « **Reply #2378 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 23:37 »

Dear Punk Thread,

Today I learned that Beer tastes really good with Margarita mix.

Best,
Christopher

Joseph · « **Reply #2379 on:** 25 Apr 2009, 23:39 »

I drank a stout tonight. It was delicious. I need to try more stouts.

Slick · « **Reply #2380 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 06:35 »

Joseph · « **Reply #2381 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 07:57 »

I drank St-Ambroise Noire last night!

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2382 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 07:59 »

Man Ten FIDY is like an alcoholic brownie in a can you have got to try that shit.

Dollface · « **Reply #2383 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 09:56 »

my choice

ledhendrix · « **Reply #2384 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 10:12 »

We should have another beer thread, that thread was good.

Ballard · « **Reply #2385 on:** 26 Apr 2009, 21:41 »

Guys I think I may be a douchebag.

Dollface · « **Reply #2386 on:** 27 Apr 2009, 11:37 »

I wish that i had girl/boyfriend ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!

i ask her/him beat me up all day ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum!

lets break it down now

Yo i like it dirty i want violent i'm a masochist bii sexual ya you heard me i like it raw, raw, RAW!!!! but i dont like it arw arw arw!

do you really want to hurt me? if not gtfo because i dont have any use to you.

me "damn im still too sober!"
liver "lets fuck shit up"

supersheep · « **Reply #2387 on:** 02 May 2009, 20:48 »

DONDE SOBRA CORAZON AY CARMELA AY CARMELA
DONDE SOBRA CORAZON AY CARMELA AY CARMELA

no matter where i go i end up talking about politics. generally the spanish civil war is not far from the subject of conversation

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2388 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:40 »

What the hell is Teletype?

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2389 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:42 »

Oh. Right.

And keeping in the spirit of the thread:

Alcohol!

Dollface · « **Reply #2390 on:** 03 May 2009, 11:42 »

its fist in ya bum.

Dollface · « **Reply #2391 on:** 03 May 2009, 12:03 »

now its time wreck to shit down

McTaggart · « **Reply #2392 on:** 03 May 2009, 12:33 »

3:31 am, have to get up at six for a lecture on general relativity. Do I go to bed like a responsible adult or pour myself a drink and watch another episode of The Wire or just drink from the bottle and watch another episode of The Wire?

TUFF

Dollface · « **Reply #2393 on:** 03 May 2009, 12:59 »

Lets do world tour lets buy big buss and lets tour that sweet ass world.

McTaggart · « **Reply #2394 on:** 03 May 2009, 13:40 »

shiiit I don't regret that in the slightest.

-ed where the fuck does that show get off on being so good?

Patrick · « **Reply #2395 on:** 03 May 2009, 14:27 »

Guys my mom is leaving me alone in this house for 11 days starting on the 5th. She says I am allowed to have people stay over. I am going to get in contact with that one chick who wants to toke up with me and see about making a small evening of it (her weed, her rules, but that doesn't mean I can't have people over, and we're the only ones who smoke anyway), just the rad kids from the show and me at my place.

Dollface · « **Reply #2396 on:** 05 May 2009, 09:16 »

Baby lets get groofy lets slip to something more sexy like bulletproof vest and lets just make tat sweet sewwt soun of killing zombies

you say Ahh
i say ohh
zombies go grooh!!!!!

you squees you trigger and bullets starts to fly
each of those bullets are our babies wich will shine death to those zombies
yu are my own angel of death my very own grim reapper

you save my po black ass from that horde of horny zombies
i got these scars when you ripped my eyes off and shoved them in my ass so that i could see that when you kicked my ass

scandinavian solo!!

äöäö äåöäö åäö ÅÅÅ! öääöö äåöööä Ö Ä Å äöå Å öäå ÅÄÖ åäöäåööäå!!

(more will follow after these beers)

snalin · « **Reply #2397 on:** 05 May 2009, 11:07 »

ååå-ÅÅÅ-ååå, det går likar no!

Dollface · « **Reply #2398 on:** 05 May 2009, 12:16 »

day2

no meat fleeling are normal i thing feelinf less sexy.,
maybe that banana had sine frmilar hitmins thungs in it

why is mau hair so shiny it wasnt that shiny in past

can we be frinds? plase

Josefbugman · « **Reply #2399 on:** 05 May 2009, 18:10 »

Have been drinking heavily in the company of a pretty girl, damn you James for bringing her back!

Also am drunk and listening to Mortal Kombat theme, this is awesome.

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