Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 866858 times)

phooey · « **Reply #2600 on:** 03 Jul 2009, 00:05 »

Right now I'm drunk on Lychee Martini (r) in the fanciest Howard Johnson I've evr seen using someone else's money. Bureaucracy/life is awesome

usmcnavgeek · « **Reply #2601 on:** 03 Jul 2009, 17:06 »

GUYS

They had a tent sale at the base booze store yesterday. I got two cases of decent bottled beer and a handle of Sailor Jerry for $43.

IT IS LIKE A MESSAGE FROM ABOVE

Yunior · « **Reply #2602 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 02:24 »

here to celebrate america

Reed · « **Reply #2603 on:** 04 Jul 2009, 20:51 »

I just celebrated the 4th in the best way possible: getting trashed with my roommate and watching THE ROOM

Siibillam-Law · « **Reply #2604 on:** 05 Jul 2009, 14:26 »

It's good to be drunk again

phooey · « **Reply #2605 on:** 06 Jul 2009, 07:16 »

JESUS FUCK IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIND THIS THREAD, WHICH IS THE ONLY ONE WORTH POSTING IN (FOR THE TIME-BEING, LADIES AND GENTS)

I AM A SECRET SAD DRUNK; I BESEECH YOU, HOLD MY SECRETS - I STILL LONG FOR HIM, AFTER SO MANY MONTHS AND OH SO MUCH TABBOO

BUT THE BEST I CAN HOPE FOR IS DURIAN, SKATEBOARDS, OR A TOOTHY ASIAN MAN

I AM JUST GLAD I HAVE NOT DIED IN A FLOOD, BUT MY DVDS WILL STILL NOT WORK

PINA COLADA, I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN, IN A HOWARD JOHNSON OR A GUINNESS BAR ALIKE

phooey · « **Reply #2606 on:** 06 Jul 2009, 07:21 »

Sorry about the capslock, four or five minutes later

"Op

I just drink a lot these days

phooey · « **Reply #2607 on:** 06 Jul 2009, 07:35 »

Okay now I just feel real bad

McTaggart · « **Reply #2608 on:** 06 Jul 2009, 07:44 »

It's ok

phooey · « **Reply #2609 on:** 06 Jul 2009, 07:45 »

Will you hold my hair please while I vomit in one of these Ming vases

McTaggart · « **Reply #2610 on:** 06 Jul 2009, 07:46 »

I'll put it in a bun for you, but I didn't think we were really that close.

McTaggart · « **Reply #2611 on:** 06 Jul 2009, 07:47 »

Sorry did that hurt? It's a lot harder when it's not your own hair.

phooey · « **Reply #2612 on:** 06 Jul 2009, 07:51 »

Jesus dude what have you been drinking

ETA: I got myself out of having been put to bed to do that come back, after formulating it like a pearl whilst tucked into my little bed; fucking kill me

Hat · « **Reply #2613 on:** 08 Jul 2009, 04:11 »

fuckin' seriously creative rage drinkin' goin on here'

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2614 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 21:19 »

I smoked so much tonight with some Indians and feel so very wonderfully itchy and happy and relaxed and I'm a bit confused why I'm itchy.

I was thinking too that instead of 'taxes' we should send in 'gifts' to the government. I know that if I were some sort of IRS Money Dude I would rather get a box of choclates or a rose in the mail rather than a check for taxes with "FUCK YOU" written in on the memo because then I'd be all wamr amd fuzzy and happy and I would send them a 'gift' back ! So that they will know that th IRS is their friend

And then I could be all like, "Hey, let's have dinner sometime!" and they will be like, "Honey, someone is coming over tonight," And she'll be like, "Who?" and he'll go, "An IRS agent!" and they'll all laugh and be merry instead of all panicked and going, "Hide the good shit!"

Be My Head · « **Reply #2615 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 21:30 »

guyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzxa

vodka n gin!!!!1111111111111111

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2616 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 21:31 »

And I just typed ouy 'twa' instead of 'yes' adn made it sound very ixcttble excitable in doing so!

Twa! Twa!

Be My Head · « **Reply #2617 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 21:38 »

twa twa twa

Awesome, why isn't that a word yert?

mhmmmmmm

Hi drunk/stoned thread!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2618 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 21:59 »

I make it my word! A word of exby exuberance! Exuberance and jubilanity. Jubilousness? Jubilance? Jubilance! My spellcheck says jubilance, which sounds like a jewish ambulance

So, yeah, twa = exuberant jubilance!

Be My Head · « **Reply #2619 on:** 09 Jul 2009, 22:08 »

Sounds fucking awesome

YET ANOTHER INTERNET WORD TO ADD OED!!!

öde · « **Reply #2620 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 03:12 »

Twa already means two.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2621 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 12:36 »

Aww...

I shall make two the happiest number there is.

De_El · « **Reply #2622 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 12:46 »

Yesterday I was very drunk and I think I may have acted a fool. OH WELL TIME TO DO IT AGAIN

I Am Not Amused · « **Reply #2623 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 18:52 »

HEY>

Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey.

Hey.

Hey.

~Fin~

allison · « **Reply #2624 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 22:00 »

Fuck, how did I end up drunk again?

Reed · « **Reply #2625 on:** 10 Jul 2009, 22:13 »

You were rufied by shaun of the little cock!

scarred · « **Reply #2626 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 00:25 »

So today I was thinking about how one goes about bleaching assholes

And if it involves a turkey baster, I'm totally out. NO THANKS

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2627 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 00:31 »

Quote from: I Am Not Amused on 10 Jul 2009, 18:52

HEY>

Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey.

Hey.

My my

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2628 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 01:10 »

Quote from: scarred on 11 Jul 2009, 00:25

So today I was thinking about how one goes about bleaching assholes

And if it involves a turkey baster, I'm totally out. NO THANKS

You come over to my house and throw bleach in my roommate's face while he sleeps

That's how you bleach an asshole

Edit: Fucking quote tag borking up

I will pay you in the satisfaction of watching someone wake up to that fresh Clorox feeling

scarred · « **Reply #2629 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 01:23 »

OH

SNAP

BAHAHAHAHAHA

how much will you pay me?
g

Eris · « **Reply #2630 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 02:10 »

I am halfway through my third drink and getting a little clumsy. I really should have eaten dinner before I started drinking.

Ah well!

De_El · « **Reply #2631 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 03:27 »

The extra letter · « **Reply #2632 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 03:32 »

I grabbed a 6-pack of James Squire amber ale after work.

I'ma drinking it now. Considering it's made by a fairly large Aussie brewery, it's damn tasty.

It is tasty tasty tasty. Boy, is it tasty.

This is also my 666th post, hail Satan.

Dollface · « **Reply #2633 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 03:38 »

Oh fuck its satan please dont tie me up and tease me... please

The extra letter · « **Reply #2634 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 07:20 »

Satan don't live here no more.

Six pack and some rum and ginger beer later and I'm listening to "Rum, Sodomy and the Lash" by the Pogues. It seems fitting enough and even if it's not, it's an awesome album.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2635 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 09:17 »

fuck yeahhhhh

supersheep · « **Reply #2636 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 21:23 »

adventures and shit

hells yeah

i didn't end up dead in an alley no matter what anyone said

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2637 on:** 11 Jul 2009, 21:46 »

Okay, now I want "I didn't end up dead in an alley no matter what anyone says" to be the epitaph on my gravestone

supersheep · « **Reply #2638 on:** 12 Jul 2009, 07:36 »

Quote from: supersheep on 11 Jul 2009, 21:23

i didn't end up dead in an alley no matter what anyone said

things not to say on the first date, volume one

negative creep · « **Reply #2639 on:** 12 Jul 2009, 08:23 »

It's 5:22PM and I'm still awake and not really sober i guess. damn.

Patrick · « **Reply #2640 on:** 15 Jul 2009, 12:40 »

Last night, my buddy Dave and I mixed Amp, Mountain Dew, rum, and Jameson's. And we proceeded to blow shit up with another buddy in Grand Theft Auto IV. We took turns going by deaths, and I think the most amazing shit that happened was when Dave unwittingly caused an enormous fucking pileup, at which point he was like "Ehhh, fuck it" and proceeded to toss molotovs at the pile.

Metope · « **Reply #2641 on:** 15 Jul 2009, 17:10 »

Jens, you're with people, ditch the computer.

Ballard · « **Reply #2642 on:** 15 Jul 2009, 17:11 »

Quote from: Patrick on 15 Jul 2009, 12:40

Last night, my buddy Dave and I mixed Amp, Mountain Dew, rum, and Jameson's. And we proceeded to cross swords. All night long.

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #2643 on:** 15 Jul 2009, 20:04 »

Quote from: supersheep on 12 Jul 2009, 07:36

Quote from: supersheep on 11 Jul 2009, 21:23
i didn't end up dead in an alley no matter what anyone said

things not to say on the first date, volume one

If you're worried about putting off the ladies who want to see you dead in alley then I think you need to have a bit of a talk with yourself.

In other news, I'm now on my second can of vitaminium D after getting back from getting trashed and I think it's time for some power violence.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2644 on:** 15 Jul 2009, 20:32 »

Quote from: a pack of wolves on 15 Jul 2009, 20:04

can of vitaminium D

What is this and where can I get it?

a pack of wolves · « **Reply #2645 on:** 15 Jul 2009, 20:39 »

Official beer of LS6 (the party postcode). Also known as Double D, the nectar of life or 'give us a bit of that, I'm fucking gasping'.

wafflecone · « **Reply #2646 on:** 15 Jul 2009, 20:53 »

wine makes me happy even when life sucks!!!

yay wine

est · « **Reply #2647 on:** 17 Jul 2009, 08:58 »

Dudes. I am pretty drunk.

Like, I was pretty drunk before I went out tonight, then I went out to the Marly and drank some more, then (probably wisely) I ate some steak, then my mate Jubb and Han and I went out to see Nick's band. which was pretty cool. We danced with each other and also Lunchy and her friend, then we drank more, which was probably a bit of a problem, then when we left I patted Nick on the head for some reason. I am sorry for patting you on the head, dude. That was not too cool I guess? Hopefully you were too drunk too care. Anyways, it was a pretty good night out!

scarred · « **Reply #2648 on:** 19 Jul 2009, 02:28 »

I have had some gin.

I am now employed as a dishwasher! And worked my first shift. How did I celebrate? Gin and Planet Terror. I work tomorrow. Fuck, I love having a job.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2649 on:** 19 Jul 2009, 08:25 »

Quote from: est on 17 Jul 2009, 08:58

Dudes. I am pretty drunk.

Like, I was pretty drunk before I went out tonight, then I went out to the Marly and drank some more, then (probably wisely) I ate some steak, then my mate Jubb and Han and I went out to see Nick's band. which was pretty cool. We danced with each other and also Lunchy and her friend, then we drank more, which was probably a bit of a problem, then when we left I patted Nick on the head for some reason. I am sorry for patting you on the head, dude. That was not too cool I guess? Hopefully you were too drunk too care. Anyways, it was a pretty good night out!

Heh. I don't remember being patted on the head. Thanks for coming, by the way, I would have hung out more but I was stressing the fuck out because that is what I've been doing at gigs lately. but that one was particularly awesome.

Also Thread I have been drinking because I worked a 12 hour shift and have had no sleep prior nor post shift as yet, and I would really like to sleep but the Girl called me and invited me out and then we ended up back at my house and god she is honestly the most confusing person ever.

Also I have made a resolution to either stop whinging about her or stop seeing her. Not sure which one will happen!

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