Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 872139 times)

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #2650 on:** 19 Jul 2009, 20:49 »

Quote from: wafflecone on 15 Jul 2009, 20:53

wine makes me happy even when life sucks!!! yay wine

well my life doesn't suck but i have been drinking wine tonight and enjoying it more than i usually do. i feel classy.
also i am kinda considering writing a missed connections ad on craigslist about a certain boy even though i said in the blog thread that i wouldn't. this is probably a dumb idea but i am tipsy enough to go through with it but not tipsy enough to be a completely incoherent rambling mess. should i do it internet?

allison · « **Reply #2651 on:** 19 Jul 2009, 20:59 »

buzzin' on jack daniels and gin and talking to a guy i am smitten with yeaaaaaaaaaaah life is good!

Hat · « **Reply #2652 on:** 19 Jul 2009, 21:01 »

Quote from: The extra letter on 11 Jul 2009, 03:32

I grabbed a 6-pack of James Squire amber ale after work.

I'ma drinking it now. Considering it's made by a fairly large Aussie brewery, it's damn tasty.

It is tasty tasty tasty. Boy, is it tasty.

This is also my 666th post, hail Satan.

Their golden ale and pilsners are both rubbish but somehow the Amber Ale slipped through as a shining example of excellent Australian macrobrews.

Quote from: scarred on 19 Jul 2009, 02:28

I have had some gin.

I am now employed as a dishwasher! And worked my first shift. How did I celebrate? Gin and Planet Terror. I work tomorrow. Fuck, I love having a job.

I can tell right now that you are going to make a fucking brilliant dishpig.

MrBlu · « **Reply #2653 on:** 19 Jul 2009, 23:05 »

Quote from: allison on 10 Jul 2009, 22:00

Fuck, how did I end up drunk again?

This is exactly my question.

Hey guys, while I still have the excuse of inebriation, who wants to pretend to have massive webce-
*passes out*

est · « **Reply #2654 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 00:13 »

Quote from: ViolentDove on 19 Jul 2009, 08:25

I would have hung out more but I was stressing the fuck out because that is what I've been doing at gigs lately

It's ok! There will be other times to hang out when you don't have band stuff to attend to. Last time we were there you didn't really have to pack up all that much afterward, so we got to talk for a bit, but this time there was packing up to be done and so forth, then I kind of lost track of time for a bit. The OxArt's delicious cocktails are my friend/nemesis.

comrau00 · « **Reply #2655 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 00:35 »

Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.

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Zingoleb · « **Reply #2656 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 00:41 »

I'm not sure if your first post is in the wrong place or not.

Hat · « **Reply #2657 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 10:18 »

Personally I think this should just be the newbie thread but then the forum might explode with pure cussing fury as newbies think this is just how we roll (mothercunters)

Hat · « **Reply #2658 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 10:28 »

Also what the fuck my penis is not taking orders from my brain tonight because I pull it out and it starts shooting urine everywhere before I can make sure I've got the seat up and the foreskin pulled back and all that essential prep work a dude has to do to make sure he does not make a mess of a toilet when he has been drinking.

Note to self, mop toilet floor tomorrow, use downstairs toilet for crapping in the meantime, put a sign up advising housemates to do the same, maybe piss off balcony in the interim?

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2659 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 16:22 »

I have a mental image of some unfortunate wandering past your balcony at the wrong time.

In other news I walked past a dude pissing in a doorway the other night, literally ten metres away from a pub with many toilets.

Also I have re-discovered one of my favourite pubs! It has a fireplace with couches in front and a big book shelf and board games and is basically the best place in winter, which is how a pub should be, and they do an amazing (if over-priced) beef and guiness pie. It's one of those pubs where it doesn't matter if you're on your own because the staff are friendly and chatty and you can read a book in front of the fire. Also it is in my suburb.

Not like the other pokie-filled barns we have around the place.

MrBlu · « **Reply #2660 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 17:02 »

Note to Forum:

No matter how many rap songs you've heard about recipes for mixes using two different (types of) rums, don't do it.

Especially if both are made by Mr. Wray and his nephew.

Them @#$% you up proper.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #2661 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 20:42 »

I'm drinking screwdrivers by myself and I don't know what to listen to.

E. Spaceman · « **Reply #2662 on:** 20 Jul 2009, 21:42 »

Prince

evilbobthebob · « **Reply #2663 on:** 21 Jul 2009, 02:36 »

Quote from: imapiratearg on 20 Jul 2009, 20:42

I'm drinking screwdrivers by myself and I don't know what to listen to.

I did that. I ended up listening to some crazy mathcore. Now I should probably leave, I'm too sober.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #2664 on:** 21 Jul 2009, 07:04 »

I ended up listening to Archers of Loaf.

öde · « **Reply #2665 on:** 21 Jul 2009, 07:38 »

I really want to stock up on a lot of alcohol to make cocktails.

sean · « **Reply #2666 on:** 21 Jul 2009, 21:16 »

nooooo not the mega nug!

dude sam yr next nug needs to be even heavier.

which reminds me i have some bowie mid from like 5 months ago that still needs to be finished. fk i need a day off work.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #2667 on:** 22 Jul 2009, 13:20 »

I've been drinking generic alcomohols lately, store brands where you get a fifth for under $10. I think I might be becoming an alcoholic.

...

Fuck it.
I don't think there is anyone who thinks of Ferngully without thinking of Hexxus. Tim Curry makes the best bad guys. Hexxus, Darkness, Dr. Frank-N-Furter...

Yayniall · « **Reply #2668 on:** 22 Jul 2009, 19:39 »

Man.
Wonderyears is on.
Winnie Cooper > Topanga Lawrence > Kelly Kapowski

negative creep · « **Reply #2669 on:** 22 Jul 2009, 19:46 »

dear drunk thread

I'm drunk.

It is basically all I am recently

I get drunk every day.

nobo · « **Reply #2670 on:** 22 Jul 2009, 19:54 »

Quote from: Yayniall on 22 Jul 2009, 19:39

Man.
Wonderyears is on.
Winnie Cooper < Topanga Lawrence =< Kelly Kapowski

I fixed that for you. I forgive your mistakes because you seem to be drunk.

Sythe · « **Reply #2671 on:** 22 Jul 2009, 21:52 »

There's a fly somewhere in this room. He taunts me.

sean · « **Reply #2672 on:** 22 Jul 2009, 21:59 »

being stoned feels a little like being in a desert.

sean · « **Reply #2673 on:** 22 Jul 2009, 21:59 »

oh god sohigh

scarred · « **Reply #2674 on:** 23 Jul 2009, 03:04 »

whissskey and BEEEEEEER

BEEEEEEEEER

beeer

beer
ber

bear

BEAR

BEAR!!!!!!

Eris · « **Reply #2675 on:** 24 Jul 2009, 08:51 »

oh hey, the world is tilting sideways, that is a problem. I amm surprised I am able to type at least semi-cohrenty

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2676 on:** 24 Jul 2009, 11:13 »

eating squid, its a strugglge to post gre and not inth e ea creatures thing yraeh

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2677 on:** 24 Jul 2009, 21:15 »

So I actually went out tonight of my own free will. Instead of being dragged to a shitty bar, I went to shitty bars on my own! I found out that Coors Lite actually tastes a lot like water and thus causes some confusion.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2678 on:** 25 Jul 2009, 02:27 »

I mowed a lawn with a bread knife once.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #2679 on:** 25 Jul 2009, 21:38 »

I fucking love Listerine.

FEEL THE BUUURRRNNNN

abadname · « **Reply #2680 on:** 26 Jul 2009, 02:44 »

Stole 6 beers from some guy i used to work with's party. Drank too much, now halfway through a gallon of water.

This was a bad idea

Reed · « **Reply #2681 on:** 26 Jul 2009, 21:42 »

New low: driving drunk through a thunderstorm because you just have['i] to take your roommate's movie back to blockbuster

öde · « **Reply #2682 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 04:44 »

Please don't drink drive, or if you do please call the police.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #2683 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 08:44 »

As someone who has lost a friend to that kind of thing I support the above post. Except for the police part, not really sure what that's about.

Also I am drinking whiskey because the not sleeping thing is back. Now I'm going to watch Rome and hopefully fall asleep.

Reed · « **Reply #2684 on:** 27 Jul 2009, 08:51 »

Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I kinda really hate my decision to do it.

Normally I'm really good about that sort of thing, but apparently I've been on a self-destructive binge lately. I prefer to not put other people in danger and I'd like to think that even last night I hadn't had so much to drink that I was all that dangerous.

öde · « **Reply #2685 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 04:51 »

Quote from: ViolentDove on 27 Jul 2009, 08:44

Except for the police part, not really sure what that's about.

It's so you can be arrested.

Quote from: Reed on 27 Jul 2009, 08:51

I'd like to think that even last night I hadn't had so much to drink that I was all that dangerous.

You'd like to think that, but even driving with a hangover can mean you're over the limit.

Van donk III · « **Reply #2686 on:** 28 Jul 2009, 11:02 »

Olde english Cider....... I've had eight cans. It's good.

Normally I would exclusively drink beer, but a fiver for 8 cans of anything is too hard to resist.

Unless its eight cans of Kestrel or something

Dimmukane · « **Reply #2687 on:** 29 Jul 2009, 18:40 »

Funeral =

Beer =

allison · « **Reply #2688 on:** 30 Jul 2009, 15:59 »

oh hello mr daniels how are you today
why yes i will certainly call you jack

pwhodges · « **Reply #2689 on:** 31 Jul 2009, 14:53 »

You know what? Whisky's more fun than computer security - makes you feel better about it too.

loco_banana · « **Reply #2690 on:** 01 Aug 2009, 21:45 »

Me and John Daniels... );

For realz goodnight now, ugh.

phooey · « **Reply #2691 on:** 01 Aug 2009, 22:23 »

So I would like to stop being drunk please, yes, that does mean returning faculty of my fine motor functions in my legs
It's been like 15 hours and I would like to be sober so I can talk to my mom

Typing hands are fine, though

Hat · « **Reply #2692 on:** 01 Aug 2009, 23:12 »

random piece of acid conversation from next to me

"dolphin fractals all jumping over a rainbow thats grouse ay"

too drunk for this meta shit auuuuugh

phooey · « **Reply #2693 on:** 01 Aug 2009, 23:15 »

I'm rereading my paranoid drunk email written at 7 this morning explaining to my parents about why I can't skype with them at the scheduled time

So worried you're going to screw up and somehow stray from the story of 'I watched How I Met Your Mother until four this morning'

All in all, I was pretty drunk.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2694 on:** 02 Aug 2009, 07:53 »

i feel sick.

öde · « **Reply #2695 on:** 02 Aug 2009, 08:20 »

Quote from: pwhodges on 31 Jul 2009, 14:53

You know what? Whisky's more fun than computer security - makes you feel better about it too.

Not making me feel great about really the only degree I'm thinking I might want to do.

pwhodges · « **Reply #2696 on:** 02 Aug 2009, 10:44 »

Eh, it's not bad in itself - just refer to my blog posts about someone publishing my domain admin password for the context that whisky was drunk in.

loco_banana · « **Reply #2697 on:** 04 Aug 2009, 10:10 »

Er. Yesterday I accepted a drunken dare to walk into a gay bar and flash my penis for a free drink.

Most shameful gin-and-tonic ever. ._.

Janvs · « **Reply #2698 on:** 04 Aug 2009, 21:53 »

Yellowtail?

MOAR LIKE YELLOWFAIL!

God, I am so drunk. Wine...why do you hate me?

Durb Durb Durb · « **Reply #2699 on:** 05 Aug 2009, 21:03 »

I don't drink.

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

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