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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2700 on: 06 Aug 2009, 01:46 »

That sounds rough, guy.  Lemme buy you a beer.


It is terrible blonde beer, ha ha
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2701 on: 06 Aug 2009, 08:02 »

Bawww sorry I already drank it along with every other booze in this city

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At least now I know why you don't drink though

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2702 on: 06 Aug 2009, 20:50 »

first i was like


then i was like


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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2703 on: 06 Aug 2009, 20:59 »

allison, i am drinking one of those right now. it is pretty much the best beer.
i am celebrating being done with school for the time being and having gotten a 100 on an italian exam.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2704 on: 06 Aug 2009, 23:43 »

There, I knew I wasn't the only person around here that drinks on the weekdays.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2705 on: 07 Aug 2009, 04:56 »

I got drunk with my friends to ignore the pain.

I'm still drunk. I drunk-biked home.

Nothing makes sense anymore.
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« Reply #2706 on: 07 Aug 2009, 08:50 »

first i was like this.

then i was like this

After that i track you down.
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« Reply #2707 on: 07 Aug 2009, 23:03 »

lets just say this song sounds very pretty right now.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2708 on: 07 Aug 2009, 23:38 »

So...drunk.

I just went out drinking with a fuck ton of Indian folk.

Indians know how to drink.

Token white guy.

Need toast.
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« Reply #2709 on: 08 Aug 2009, 09:36 »

Woke up drunk. Did not stop. There is too much Jim left and not enough money for IHOP. Fuck.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2710 on: 10 Aug 2009, 17:28 »

Drunk thread!

I am not drunk but I have been drinking wine and I've had about a quarter of a bottle and there is some left and I feel looooooovely.

I wish I had friends.
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« Reply #2711 on: 10 Aug 2009, 17:36 »

oh noes the wine is gone
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« Reply #2712 on: 10 Aug 2009, 19:07 »

Just got home from what appeared to be an alternative under 18s nightclub.
I have lovehearts.
This one says 'Catch me'
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« Reply #2713 on: 10 Aug 2009, 21:26 »

Dear Sam,
That is a nice new chillum.

An Amtrak tried to smoke my blunt for me today, but Jim and I knew better. Now both are gone :[
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2714 on: 11 Aug 2009, 17:33 »

i got a new piece not too long ago (i will get pictures later.)   

i just smoked out of it.  am now drinking a Wiehenstephaner. 

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« Reply #2715 on: 11 Aug 2009, 17:37 »

A piece?
Like a gun?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2716 on: 11 Aug 2009, 17:56 »

Hello boozing thread. So I tried to drink enough to play mario party. It wasn't enough. So we played some mario kart instead.

Amazing.
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« Reply #2717 on: 11 Aug 2009, 18:12 »

Dear booze thread.

I'm sitting here, sipping on some Mudslide, smoking some cigs. Life is goooooood.

How are you?
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« Reply #2718 on: 11 Aug 2009, 18:17 »

A piece?
Like a gun?

no, as in a piece of colored glassware with 3 holess in it
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« Reply #2719 on: 11 Aug 2009, 18:23 »

Why would yo u want a glass with 3 holes in it?

Ohhh, right
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2720 on: 12 Aug 2009, 00:41 »

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2721 on: 13 Aug 2009, 08:12 »

I successfully ressited the suggestion the I should engage in party fun times with drugs after a gig tonight, on account of having Responsibilities tomorrow. Huzzah. Also, my god, I have a mad crush on girls who play the cello. Seriously it is the best thing.
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« Reply #2722 on: 14 Aug 2009, 20:31 »

Drunk thread, I have a dilemma. I am tempted to bust out the Balvenie Doublewood instead of drinking more of this on-offer Grolsch but I am concerned that it will a) be a waste since I'm probably already too boozed to fully appreciate it and that really is some fucking nice whisky and b) cause me to stop listening to Cameo's UKG show and put something maudlin like Smoke on that will not mention Ayia Napa and funky as much so I can stroke my chin.
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« Reply #2723 on: 14 Aug 2009, 21:11 »

Stick with the Grolsch.  I hate spending money on good things and not remembering them.
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« Reply #2724 on: 15 Aug 2009, 05:10 »

I took your advice, and believe it was sound.
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« Reply #2725 on: 15 Aug 2009, 11:50 »

i can time but i cant touch it so i just see it i can see mirrors and i see other me smiling at me but when im alone i know that there is corpse under my bed, im so weird that i hate it!

ping pong  goes the bell as it sounds ping pong im your little pet weird by nature weird by person but always polite to your point never evil..


but i cant have 'em wings cause im been really bad nor i cant have horns cause  i have bee realy really bad,

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« Reply #2726 on: 15 Aug 2009, 11:57 »

Dear booze thread,

I don't drink.

 :-D

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« Reply #2727 on: 15 Aug 2009, 13:54 »

Dear UI thread,

Me and my brother just bought ourselves what is known as an Acrylic Water Bong, or better known as a cheap ass plastic bong for like 25 bucks. We have had fun times so far. Its a nice, simple, see-through green one that we've named Mr. Yuck, and he is a solid smoker, if plain.

Now my other friend is selling his very excellent larger, and frankly regal piece named Prospero, which is mostly clear glass with a sort of corkscrew like effect to it that has several shades of solid blue glass running through it, quite beautiful and the twist in the glass I'm pretty sure has an effect on the pull (think vortex). I have smoked this piece, and know him to be a formidable opponent (I always cough my brains out). Now the guy is selling him for 60 when he cost 120, so its a deal, but I have Mr. Yuck, which gets the job done but is kinda trashy just because. Its also half my older brother's who doesn't bother a whole lot with cleaning so it'll probably be pretty mucky very soon unless I just keep up on constantly cleaning it. So, Upgrade with next paycheck, Y/N?
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« Reply #2728 on: 15 Aug 2009, 14:05 »

If you're thinking of buying a bong with corkscrews and coloured glass then you are entering dangerous territory. You're becoming at risk of being "dude that talks about getting high all the time". This is not a good man to be, as he is the tedious spiritual brother to "dude who will tell you exactly how many drinks he had last night and where". A tasty bong won't necessarily land you in this dark place but you need to ask yourself some questions. If you buy this bong will you be tempted to show it to people? Will you end up discussing your bong with others, praising its strengths and defending its shortcomings? Is this a bong you are going to place somewhere like an ornament instead of packing it away somewhere handy? If the answer to the previous questions is yes, avoid the bong. If it is purely a utilitarian desire akin to another kind of man buying a decent cocktail shaker then go for it.
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« Reply #2729 on: 15 Aug 2009, 14:21 »

I bought one like that for a friend, actually.  They're pretty nice.  I want a Lux for myself sometime in the future.  As long as you don't cross the line he's talking about, I'd say it is worth it.
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« Reply #2730 on: 15 Aug 2009, 16:36 »

Don't get me wrong here guys, the bong will be used if I get it, and then stored away when I'm not using it. I'm not going to say I don't think it looks nice, but I will not show it to anyone unless we're going to smoke out of it, and sure, I think a pretty piece is a nice thing to appreciate while you're high, but then I put it away and get out the video games or start the writing. The reason I bought the cheap one in the first place is because I wanted a bong since I'm tired of pipes, they always get broken if they're glass(by my brother) and they're too hot if they're metal. The plastic one was cheap, durable and hits harder than any pipe I've used. I wouldn't consider getting this thing, except for its great reduction in price, the fact that the other guy is a really close friend who I've smoked many times with (and who's quit smoking entirely, actually now). Main reason for not wanting to get it is because it's glass (though if I buy it my brother will never, ever, know of its existence in the house), and because I already have the other that get's the job done.

But I don't know, maybe I'm in danger of sounding like that guy, but I do think a piece, especially any handmade, has its own personality, thus the reason I stick to the idea of naming them, and I think some are superior to others at least to a certain point (great, its six feet long, has eight chambers and is shaped like a grateful dead bear, how do you smoke it?). I think it's like anything like that, you know, say a tobacco smoker's fine, hand carved pipe he's used for years, perfectly seasoned and familiar as his own hands. The bong in question is not like, covered in all sorts of weird glass shapes and colors or extra chambers or anything extravagant. Other than the single swirl of a couple shades of blue along the deep twist, its plain, clear glass.
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« Reply #2731 on: 15 Aug 2009, 18:16 »

I bought two Bowmores in Berlin: both 16 years old, cask strength, one from a Port barrel and one from a Bordeaux barrel.

Let me tell you right now, that this is what Scotch ought to be.
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« Reply #2732 on: 15 Aug 2009, 18:18 »

Im not thread, stop being angry at me
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« Reply #2733 on: 15 Aug 2009, 19:28 »

A cute as hell girl asked for my phone number (apparently I am making her a mix tape)

Man I TOLD you that you would meet a cute girl. I so called it.

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« Reply #2734 on: 15 Aug 2009, 20:59 »

fuck yeah i am glad i'm drunk

we invaded a playground today and i totally plan on doing this again in the very near future. possibly with more and cheaper booze

also my mate's brother looks and acts so much like him i cannot believe and fuck me if that is not the hardest thing i have ever had to deal with

more banana flavoured beer, to fuck
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« Reply #2735 on: 16 Aug 2009, 09:55 »

But I don't know, maybe I'm in danger of sounding like that guy, but I do think a piece, especially any handmade, has its own personality, thus the reason I stick to the idea of naming them, and I think some are superior to others at least to a certain point (great, its six feet long, has eight chambers and is shaped like a grateful dead bear, how do you smoke it?). I think it's like anything like that, you know, say a tobacco smoker's fine, hand carved pipe he's used for years, perfectly seasoned and familiar as his own hands. The bong in question is not like, covered in all sorts of weird glass shapes and colors or extra chambers or anything extravagant. Other than the single swirl of a couple shades of blue along the deep twist, its plain, clear glass.

I think you're pretty safe by the sound of it. Nothing wrong with a bit of quiet appreciation for a fine piece of apparatus or cocking a snook at another gentleman's gaudy affair, it's just that stoners seem more vulnerable to unintentionally spending too much time discussing their consumption habits than others (with the exception of guys in pastel shirts who will invariably go on about how many Carlings and blue WKDs they had the previous night). Remain alert and distinguished and you may abuse your lungs with impunity.
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« Reply #2736 on: 16 Aug 2009, 13:36 »

Last night about 1/2 a bottle of rum in, I went out for a smoke and wound up passing out on my front doorstep. Apparently my roommate didn't notice that it took me 2 hours to smoke a cigarette!
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« Reply #2737 on: 16 Aug 2009, 20:39 »

wut do i put here
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« Reply #2738 on: 16 Aug 2009, 20:44 »

Oh how i love Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, and Southern Comfort. You can take the boy out the trailer park but he is gonna take the liquor with him
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« Reply #2739 on: 16 Aug 2009, 22:15 »

I'm drunk.

I'm not wearing pants.

And I have no more booze. Halp?

P.S. It occurs to me that I have a lot of posts in this thread. I'll ponder the ramifications of that later.
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« Reply #2740 on: 17 Aug 2009, 18:29 »

They play good music when you go out? I am jealous of wherever it is you go to uni.

Do not fear about alcohol consumption dropping once you leave though. If anything it will increase, as is only right and proper, since what with all this recession gubbins you will be unemployed. In recognition of this tonight has been Peter Cushing night. The highlights so far have been Cushing getting his hand hacked off by a playboy bone specialist and then spending the remainder of the movie being excellently bitchy, Christopher Lee showing that he isn't always second fiddle and owning motherfuckers all over the shop in The Gorgon while Cushing fails and then the tables turning so that the man in question becomes death himself for Dr Terror's House of Horrors. This cinematic vision quest has been brought to both you and me by the fact that drinking copious amounts of rum on your own on a weeknight is superb and not a sign of alcoholism at all.
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« Reply #2741 on: 17 Aug 2009, 18:38 »

Your drunk posts are superb.
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« Reply #2742 on: 17 Aug 2009, 18:56 »

Why thank you my dear chap. Since employment is not on the horizon and tomorrow I shall be drinking with three artists, two of which reside in Glasgow and one of whom hails from the Outer Hebrides, there is small chance of them letting up.
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« Reply #2743 on: 17 Aug 2009, 23:41 »

holyfuck im not reading allof this

but gdammmm and im drunk


am i so drink




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« Reply #2744 on: 18 Aug 2009, 16:11 »

It's not alcoholism if the reason you're drinking by yourself, before 7 pm on a weeknight, is that you're going out with friends. That being said, gin is fucking great and goes well with dill pickle chips.
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« Reply #2745 on: 19 Aug 2009, 14:08 »

This what happens when you watch Live At The Apollo and drink gin.

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sorry love but this chainsaw is going to leave a wound"

you can borrow that to your next valentine card.
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« Reply #2746 on: 19 Aug 2009, 14:36 »

I can't imagine drinking enough gin to make dill pickle chips palatable and I'm on my third bottle in as many weeks.
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« Reply #2747 on: 20 Aug 2009, 04:20 »

Thar's gold in this here beer bottle. Soon it will be gone...and then, thar'll be gold in them thar toilet. Such is life.

Also...watching Dark Knight. Had a two hour conversation about how Batman is ninja because... well... he's really a REAL fucking ninja.

And now humor...


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The sad thing about tennis is that no matter how good you get, you'll never be as good as a wall.

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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2748 on: 20 Aug 2009, 04:32 »

Smirnoff No 21 =  awesome. Goes well with good results, and compensates for missing the only person I really wanted to see today  :|
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #2749 on: 21 Aug 2009, 00:28 »

Just went to pour a glass of coke, then realised I was pouring it like a beer. I think I drink too much. Also most of our glasses are stolen from pubs, because we are classy I guess?
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With cake ownership set to C and cake consumption set to K, then C + K = 0.  So indeed as one consumes a cake, one simultaneously deprives oneself of cake ownership. 
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