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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3450 on: 23 Apr 2010, 12:12 »

I'm... I'm 27. I can drink whiskey and complain about all you damn kids if that makes you feel better. I'm good at both of those things.
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« Reply #3451 on: 23 Apr 2010, 17:53 »

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« Reply #3452 on: 23 Apr 2010, 18:15 »

Fuuuuck I was only going to have one glass of wine and I have to get up in five hours to go to work. bad decisions! Tomorrow: drink more.
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« Reply #3453 on: 25 Apr 2010, 08:13 »

woah had some HASH and some REALLY GOOD BEER awesome
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3454 on: 25 Apr 2010, 09:11 »

Oh man, I thought I wasn't going to get that fucked up last night, but apparently that plan went out the window.  I smoked a LOT, because I didn't think it was affecting me, and I only had like 4 beers, but damn by the end of night I was pretty fucked and incredibly exhausted.  I'm feeling pretty slow today too, which is alright but I have a lot of work to do.
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« Reply #3455 on: 25 Apr 2010, 14:49 »

Hash: Americans should smoke more of it.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3456 on: 25 Apr 2010, 19:42 »

Hash: It's what's for breakfast

Actually come to think of it seeing as it is a public holiday I think it is only appropriate that I get really stoned.

I will honour the noble sacrifices of the brave men of the Australia New Zealand Army Corps who died so I would have the freedom to smoke illegal drugs
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« Reply #3457 on: 25 Apr 2010, 20:08 »

I don't generally cope by smoking but I am freaking the fuck out right now trying to get my affairs in order for Wednesday's trip (going to the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival, which should be really fun and I'm super excited but I need government issued photo ID to use my e-ticket and all I have is non-government issued school photo ID and a 5 years past expiration passport and a birth certificate so they may not even let me on the plane)

It's 11 PM so I can't make any calls until tomorrow morning. Lets get stoned!
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« Reply #3458 on: 27 Apr 2010, 22:15 »

man i am drunk and i cuddled with a girl which was cool  but her ex keeps on cock blockin me and its so anoying grrrrrrrrrrr
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« Reply #3459 on: 27 Apr 2010, 23:06 »

Laugh at him for being a douche and ask her if she'd like to go elsewhere.

Honesty: it works!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3460 on: 28 Apr 2010, 22:05 »

I be rather drunk and - according to the girl I like - quite hot.

Good night, I guess...
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« Reply #3461 on: 30 Apr 2010, 00:51 »

I need to stop drinking vodka redbull when I'm out, I'm gonna give myself a heart attack. I never appreciate the shakes, it's worse than a hangover.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3462 on: 01 May 2010, 00:19 »

I'm straight up sipping cool tapwater out of a big glass
That's how I do it
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« Reply #3463 on: 01 May 2010, 07:25 »

one bottle of absinthe down, one bottlwe of vodka and one of sangria to go. also maybe a bottle of shochu


and sake

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« Reply #3464 on: 01 May 2010, 07:26 »

also playing ping pong against the koreans, whoever loses a pouint drinks{
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3465 on: 01 May 2010, 10:12 »

I never fail to be shocked that I am generally a couple of years older than most of the regulars here. Particularly because you all seem to have lead far more exciting lives than me.

Don't worry, I feel the same way. You can come sit on my porch and talk about these dang kids and their shenanigans any time. Steve is also invited. I will supply a nice bottle of something to sip on.

OLD PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN TOO.
« Last Edit: 02 May 2010, 07:55 by Linds »
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3466 on: 01 May 2010, 21:03 »

m m m m beer and cigarettes

and muuuuusssssssic.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3467 on: 02 May 2010, 05:21 »

God Linds and Dovey, I know. I went out last night to meet my boy after a gig. It was midnight and we were in the middle of the crazy bustling city, which was just getting warmed up to party. After walking around for a bit, we decided to catch the bus home and watch Mighty Boosh in bed.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3468 on: 03 May 2010, 16:05 »

OLD PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN TOO.

If you can call Bingo 'fun'

actually bingo is pretty fun

damn. now i want to play bingo.
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« Reply #3469 on: 03 May 2010, 16:07 »

I've not played bingo since elementary school. Um.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3470 on: 03 May 2010, 16:11 »

I've never played Bingo.  Wasn't it once called Housey Housey?  I never played that either.

Now, a Beetle Drive...
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3471 on: 03 May 2010, 20:56 »

Drinking a bottle of Magic Hat Lucky Kat IPA out of a pint glass.  It tastes a lot more malty in the glass for some reason.
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« Reply #3472 on: 04 May 2010, 11:25 »

Got smoked up constantly by old hippies during my stay in Louisiana.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3473 on: 04 May 2010, 20:22 »

i saw the hills today for the first time

i don't know why

if someone cold stabs spencer pratt i will throw a party
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3474 on: 05 May 2010, 01:11 »

sooooooooooo drunk

i have a final tomorrow what am i doing
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« Reply #3475 on: 06 May 2010, 02:04 »

pretty drunk! chillin with my buddy, his prospective gf, and his brother. it is an interesting sitch.
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« Reply #3476 on: 06 May 2010, 14:53 »

i have been drinking gin since 11:30 this morning, and i just got back from seeing lucy porter. I sneezed partway through the show and she said that my sneeze 'must bring joy to people's lives', apparently it is adorable and sounds like mickey mouse sneezing.
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« Reply #3477 on: 06 May 2010, 20:20 »

Gemm keep it up you're pretty rad.
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« Reply #3478 on: 07 May 2010, 22:42 »

Don't worry, I feel the same way. You can come sit on my porch and talk about these dang kids and their shenanigans any time. Steve is also invited. I will supply a nice bottle of something to sip on.

OLD PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN TOO.

Linds where do you live we can make this happen
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3479 on: 09 May 2010, 15:41 »

Beer.  It's what's for dessert.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3480 on: 09 May 2010, 15:42 »

if you waited to have beer until after your meal, you're doing it wrong
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3481 on: 09 May 2010, 16:11 »

But you're always supposed to eat dessert first.

Problem solved.
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3482 on: 09 May 2010, 16:24 »

Let me rephrase:

Beer.  It's what's for every meal.
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« Reply #3483 on: 10 May 2010, 19:20 »

i am fucking wasted oh my god
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« Reply #3484 on: 10 May 2010, 23:34 »

Someone gave me a box of hash brownies for my birthday last month and I saved myself two and put the rest out for the guests.

Today I finally ate them and am thoroughly enjoying myself.
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« Reply #3485 on: 11 May 2010, 00:49 »

druuunk. just got back from starfucker. what a great show!
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3486 on: 15 May 2010, 21:06 »

Shit I kissed teh sistser of one of me best friends and then walked her home to her wife I have made some bad decisiosn this evening.
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« Reply #3487 on: 15 May 2010, 22:05 »

AHHHHH KISSED THE CUTEST GIRL WHILE DRESSED IN DRAG MOSTLY SOBER BUT KIND OF AAAAAH
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« Reply #3488 on: 15 May 2010, 22:47 »

So, I mentioned my significant other in a very un-subtle way to persons interested in playing with my erogenous zones.

I am kind of proud of myself.

Also, druuuuuuuuuuuuunk.

And may have accidentally messed with my friend's relationship, which I am not proud about. He got too much "don't give a fuck" confidence off of me and communicated that to his unsure gf. I feel bad.
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« Reply #3489 on: 16 May 2010, 03:50 »

Not drunk but having epic whisky cravings. FML.
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« Reply #3490 on: 16 May 2010, 14:19 »

Last night I had beer.  And Tequila.

Today I had a hangover.  So it goes.
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« Reply #3491 on: 16 May 2010, 18:06 »

Last night I was camping and drank crown royal.
this morning it turns out i am quite sunburned. argh
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« Reply #3492 on: 16 May 2010, 21:37 »

Don't worry, I feel the same way. You can come sit on my porch and talk about these dang kids and their shenanigans any time. Steve is also invited. I will supply a nice bottle of something to sip on.

OLD PEOPLE CAN HAVE FUN TOO.

Linds where do you live we can make this happen

Cincinnati, Ohio. It would be so rad for you to come, but be warned - Ohio is mostly corn and Cincinnatians are acutally quite rude. But if it's out of your way, I will bring a porch somewhere and we will sit on it!

OLD PEOPLE PARTY ON MY PORCH - BE THERE OR BE...um...NOT COOL
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« Reply #3493 on: 16 May 2010, 22:09 »

drank a sam smith taddy with redstone vanilla w/cinnamon mead in it
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« Reply #3494 on: 16 May 2010, 22:10 »

uh, linds, mind if me and some of my buddies hang out on yr lawn?
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Re: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER
« Reply #3495 on: 19 May 2010, 16:54 »

hey scukkas, i mean this is not the first time i been drunk since i posted that i wouldn't drink,...... but,... first time i post here. i guesss. i mean the first time i remember. so, be aware! I'M drunk!  and recently, it's become more serious., i mean, i can' t keep myself under control while drunk, at least not as much as i used to


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« Reply #3496 on: 19 May 2010, 17:25 »

There are many empty beer bottles in this room.

None of them are full.

I am sad.
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« Reply #3497 on: 20 May 2010, 18:43 »

beers beers beers

Some Ommegang, some Hennepin, and now some Newcastle.  I finished my first year of college today and now I am drunk.  WOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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« Reply #3498 on: 21 May 2010, 13:45 »

oh. i am not sober.

guys. there was a park. and i was drunk in it. and damn. also. cute girls.

summer yeaaaahhhhhh
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« Reply #3499 on: 24 May 2010, 01:38 »

40s and ridiculousness with friends i haven't seen in a while. good times.
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