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Unsuitable uses for your favourite alcohol
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: jhocking on 14 Jan 2007, 10:09 ---man: Holy shit! The stove caught fire. Quick, gimme the fire extinguisher!
*spray*
man: wtf, that just made the fire bigger. What is in this thing anyway?
*sniff*
man: Is that... tequila?!?
--- End quote ---
In my mental version, the *spray* bit is followed by a terrible noise, then a terrible silence.
Catfish_Man:
vodka makes a pretty bad substitute for hamster pellets.
keakaha:
--- Quote from: Entilzah on 14 Jan 2007, 10:50 ---
--- Quote from: Flaming Ostrich on 14 Jan 2007, 09:03 ---Breakfast.
--- End quote ---
I have to disagree with this.
Nothing is better for breakfast
--- End quote ---
Besides, you do know where milk comes from, right?
Totally unsuitable: Putting in any kind of fruity colourful cocktail. Not happening.
dennis:
Gin is a bad, awful nasal spray decongestant.
Grawsith:
paint thinner, degreaser, bubble bath, milk for your cereal, prescription medication.
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