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mberan42:
I did that once with a bottle of gin.

I ended up getting audited, thrown in jail for tax evasion, and the gin had sex with my wife. Plus, the hangover was awful.

Heijoshin:
I walked in on a bottle of gin having sex with my wife once. I screamed and threw limes at it until it ran away. It was hours before I realized that the wife was, in fact, imaginary and the bottle of gin was actually my girlfriend... The relationship didn't last long after that.

Johnny C:
So we can rule out "character in daydreams" then.

Ernest:
Brake fluid

thelightguy:
lube

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