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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
ApocalypticBunny:
--- Quote from: Finity4 on 09 Apr 2007, 13:29 ---.... Fizzgig.
Most unrelated to the actual act, but taken in the context can ruin a situation: "I wonder if that was a chunk of dolphin in my tuna this morning..."
--- End quote ---
"I wonder if that was a chunk of tuna in my dolphin this morning..."
MechZilla:
Just as a way to get rid of my last S.O. (she was getting annoying):
"I wonder what my ex-wife is doing right now....?"
Andrea:
"Is this gonna take long? My girl/boyfriend may get jealouse"
NealsonLewison:
"i stoped (some other activity) for this? what a waste of time!"
"im just doing this for the after sex cigarette"
"wait, whats your name again?"
"how much is this going to cost me anyway? i only have 5 bucks"
qtownstegy:
I'm gonna reformat your hard drive so hard!
"I doubled my stamina there."
"We had sex for 30 seconds!"
"I know." *wink wink* "Just wait till next time and think about how satisfied you'll be."
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