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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
cgarci21:
--- Quote from: Andrea on 14 Mar 2007, 09:12 ---"Is it in yet?" "Your over 18 right?" and after things are done" Your video was much better"
--- End quote ---
Someone actually had the nerve to ask me my age right after insertion. talk about buzzkill!
Also anthing in Yoda speak like "In you I am"
blooflame:
The appropriate place to add a favorite sex-related joke, I think...
"Your tits are too small and your pussy's too tight!"
"Get off my back!"
Stan:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/talk-crazy-sex.php
"Pandora's oral box had been thrown open and out came a sometimes disturbing stream of verbal diarrhea. I would have broken up with her about the time she instructed me to, "kill me, please kill me," in the dying voice of one of the colonists from LV-426, but by God, the sex was amazing. She was really getting into it and I couldn't tell her to stop now that she finally seemed to be enjoying herself."
Pshha:
"I'm missing world of warcraft for this"
"Wow these sure work great, I'm glad I had that surgery" (Uni-sexual, personalize to taste)
"YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D"
MechZilla:
--- Quote from: cgarci21 on 07 May 2007, 13:30 ---
--- Quote from: Andrea on 14 Mar 2007, 09:12 ---"Is it in yet?" "Your over 18 right?" and after things are done" Your video was much better"
--- End quote ---
Someone actually had the nerve to ask me my age right after insertion. talk about buzzkill!
Also anthing in Yoda speak like "In you I am"
--- End quote ---
Nonono.....
"Sleep in the wetspot I won't!"
"You like that like that little green thing, do you?"
"Bend over and show me your Dark Side!"
Bugger...someone remind me to upload "Things Yoda Would Say in Bed".
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