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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
StMonkey:
"oh, I thought you were a dude/chick"
It works whether you guess right or wrong!
cuervo:
stolen from family guy, but i think its absolutely hilarious and fucked up at the same time
"heres that condom i said i put on!"
Darkbluerabbit:
--- Quote from: snubnose on 27 Aug 2007, 14:13 ---ROTFL
- Dont shake so much, I want to drink my beer !
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I dated a guy who was actually turned on by the idea of me drinking a beer while we were sexin.' I guess it's not that weird. Beer and ladies is a good combination.
I dated a different guy who thought it would be hilarious to yell "SHAZZAAMMM!" at climax. He never actually did it, just told me it would be funny to him.
Rocketman:
"I AM THE GOD OF WAR!"
viva_x:
--- Quote from: shinytoydragon on 31 Aug 2007, 10:34 ---ZERG RUSH!!!! :lol:
NOOOOOooooo! Get out of my head, Charles!
and on the topic of HP: "Expeliarmus!", "Avada Kedavera!", or just a running quidditch commentary ending with "and she got the snitch!"(hopefully, the beaters had little to do...) ^_^
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i have a tattoo that says Expecto Patronum, and my boyfriend told me that he was going to yell it out during sex once.... he never did. thank god.
personal favorite for sex screaming:
YAHTZEEEEEEEEE
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