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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Jeff7:
KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!

Ryszardthebored1:
The Hokey-Pokey.

"Seacrest, OUT!"

Play "Into the Void"

Clobbersaurus:
"hey i forgot to call mom, can you remind me when we're done?"

"i stopped the toilet by the way"

put on Battles' "Mirrored" and sing along

"STOP BOTHERING MICHEAL JACKSON"

"EL OH EL penis"

FREEEEEDOM!!!! <---------(probably posted already, huh?)

Kalessin:
"Yeah, I'm still really close to my ex-girlfriend.  I stuffed her into the mattress."

GlassHousesInc:
"Could you put your arm a bit, babe? I can't reach the ashtray from here."

*Freezing like a deer in headlights* "I forgot your mother just called... I put her on speaker."

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