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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Ryld:
i still say u can't beet martins "happy birthday grandma", i tried that once.... it kinda ruined the mood... my gf was laughing so hard neither of us could continue.... though it was fun laughing for over a half hour ^.^

Mev852:
I was reading an Anime Thread when I picked up this one on a similar topic:

"DYNAMIC ENTRY!... DYNAMIC EXIT!... DYNAMIC ENTRY!... AHHH! I EXPLODE WITH YOUTH!!"

Disturbing, isn't it?

Ryld:
that sounds like something u would find in one of this old fashioned poorly translated erotic novels  :mrgreen: :lol:

TwinkyToes:
not really a worst thing/best thing but one time i was dared to answer my phone while we were doing it...i'm sure the conversation was a little strange

NickRaciti:
Nick: Put this blindfold on, it will be erotic.

Amy: *Puts blindfold on*

Nick: *Pushes water pistol against Amy's head* If you scream, I'll end you.

It was funnier a week later.

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