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Best/Worst things to say during sex?

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Jeneration X:
My ex said "Bananarama" on night, not good!  :roll:

0kamisama:
I can remember one issue of "Life in Hell" that had a few suggestions for this sorta thing...

1: (While partner is climaxing) "Zzzzzz...zzzzzz"

2: "Oh Lord in heaven, forgive me for this vile sin I am committing"

3: "That reminds me, what's you sister/brother doing tomorrow?"

4: "Have you gained weight lately?"

5: Partner: "I love you"  You: "Oh c'mon, don't spoil it!"

6: "Forgot to tell you, I'm leaving for Siberia tomorrow"

7: (phone rings; you answer) "Hello? ...eh, nothing much, how 'bout you?"

EDIT: forgot a personal favorite (#7)

StMonkey:
I must say, today's comic(#1044) has Marten saying something that might ruin the moment.
"Your daughter has put my penis in her mouth."

captain zoe:
"Aaaass yooooooou wiiiiiiiiishhhhh!"

KickThatBathProf:

--- Quote from: StMonkey on 27 Dec 2007, 08:38 ---I must say, today's comic(#1044) has Marten saying something that might ruin the moment.
"Your daughter has put my penis in her mouth."

--- End quote ---

That would work.
Mr. Bianchi's comment before that would work also:
"I musta whacked it to your mom's pictures a million frickin times!"

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