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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
DigiSim:
"This is getting boring. What's on TV?"
"Pull my finger."
"Oh, wrong hole. Meh, as long as I'm in here."
"So who needs lube?"
"Jeez, my sister gives better head than you and she's only six."
"You want a pearl necklace? Get your own jewelry, you greedy bitch!"
And the worst thing to say, especially if you're using a condom.
"Oops."
Doug S. Machina:
"You're nearly as good as my hand!"
Michael Nehora:
"You're not half the woman your brother was last night."
(As your partner is about to climax:) "Wait--who am I? Where am I? Who are you and what are you doing--NOOOOO!"
"This is so going on /b/. Say 'cheese!'"
"Oh, there's where I stashed the duct tape. Now then, here hamster hamster..."
Doug S. Machina:
--- Quote from: Michael Nehora on 07 Feb 2008, 21:54 ---"You're not half the woman your brother was last night."
--- End quote ---
Behind that comment would be a terrifying abyss that you really don't want to gaze into.
--- Quote from: Michael Nehora on 07 Feb 2008, 21:54 ---"This is so going on /b/. Say 'cheese!'"
--- End quote ---
Sorry if it's a stupid question. What is /b/?
Michael Nehora:
--- Quote from: Doug S. Machina on 08 Feb 2008, 06:14 ---Sorry if it's a stupid question. What is /b/?
--- End quote ---
/b/ is the "random picture" thread on the 4chan boards. As I understand (not being interested in visiting it myself), it's notorious for shocking, disgusting and/or irreverent content.
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