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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Shrinkydinks:
This isn't so much something to say but yeah, laughing, laughing is pretty bad.
My boyfriend laughed at me in the middle of the deed. I wanted to punch him in the face.
butthole.
cgarci21:
I'm not sure if this has been posted yet but if you're a girl...
"The doctor said it would be self-lubricating."
Michael Nehora:
--- Quote from: Shrinkydinks on 14 Feb 2008, 17:25 ---This isn't so much something to say but yeah, laughing, laughing is pretty bad.
My boyfriend laughed at me in the middle of the deed. I wanted to punch him in the face.
butthole.
--- End quote ---
Found this one many places online: When Paul Lynde, the regular "center square" guest on Hollywood Squares was asked, "According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?", he answered, "Point and laugh."
Outshined:
"FLAWLESS VICTORY!!"
"Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger...!!"
"I am ze Ubermensch!!"
"Ha ha hah, you just got owned!"
"You did well!!"
"Does this make my butt look big?"
"I wish I knew how to quit quotin' Brokeback at you."
"Oh my god! It's even better than that time at Vegas!"
"Get down and give me twenty!"
"...I feel dead inside..."
"You just got Rick Rolled!"
AsteriskEnye3:
In the spirit of a recent comic, I think hork hork hork hork hork hork hork would qualify.
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