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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
shantred:
Okay, not sure if this has been done, but i've already read 3 pages and not seen it. So here we go:
"IT'S OVER NINE-THOUSAND!!!!!!"(during climax of course)
Doug S. Machina:
--- Quote from: Michael Nehora on 13 Feb 2008, 01:01 ---"So um, how does this work?"
(Pointing at your partner's private bits:) "What. The Hell. Is. THAT."
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Sheer brilliant.
--- Quote from: Michael Nehora on 13 Feb 2008, 01:01 ---"Results may vary."
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"The value of your investment may go down as well as up."
--- Quote from: Michael Nehora on 13 Feb 2008, 01:01 ---"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change..."
And while we're bordering on blasphemy, here's one for men only:
"My rod, my rod, why hast thou forsaken me?"
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Puns are surely a bad thing during sex. Still, that deserves a prize.
"Yea, though I walk through the valley of evil..."
--- Quote from: Outshined on 14 Feb 2008, 23:48 ---"FLAWLESS VICTORY!!"
"Work it harder, make it better, do it faster, makes us stronger...!!"
"I am ze Ubermensch!!"
"Ha ha hah, you just got owned!"
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Those are excellent.
Though surely the last one would be worse as "Ha ha hah, you just got pwned!" I guess this is pronounced "puh-wan-d!"
--- Quote from: Outshined on 14 Feb 2008, 23:48 ---"I wish I knew how to quit quotin' Brokeback at you."
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There are not words to praise this.
--- Quote from: Outshined on 14 Feb 2008, 23:48 ---"You just got Rick Rolled!"
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You'd have to start singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" first.
--- Quote from: Outshined on 14 Feb 2008, 23:48 ---"...I feel dead inside..."
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"No, that's me."
foofighterq:
"hmm, so the carpet doesnt match the drapes after all"
idiolect:
--- Quote from: AsteriskEnye3 on 14 Feb 2008, 23:52 ---In the spirit of a recent comic, I think hork hork hork hork hork hork hork would qualify.
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You win the thread, imho.
Also, I knew a guy who actually did do this: After having sex, he turned to his girlfriend, and said AWESOME! HIGH FIVE!! and totally high-fived her.
ledhendrix:
You know when you've got an awesome girlfriend when you can do that.
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