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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Electrified Sprinkles:
--- Quote from: interpolitia on 02 Feb 2007, 16:26 ---This is something I talk about with my friends a lot, and we all agree that "Arrgh! My brocolli's escaping!" is a classic.
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hahaha omg I have GOT to say that at some point in my life.
Electrified Sprinkles:
:-D The best is screaming "SURPRISE!" At the climax!
It confused the heck out of your partner.
"Surprise what?"
"Don't you like surprises?"
"No...?"
"...oh... well crap..."
AshiHalfangel:
--- Quote from: Hadrian Emrys on 04 Mar 2008, 19:36 ---"SING FOR ME!" ala Phantom of the Opera.
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OMG, I love you....I'm a Phantom of the Opera freak.
In addition, sing in a whispery, creepy voice, "I am your angel of music...come to me, the angel of music."
Jeff7:
--- Quote from: Hadrian Emrys on 08 Mar 2008, 18:32 ---I can see it now:
Guy: *prepares to begin*
Girl: *has an intensely serious expression* "Stay on target.*
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"You may not look like much, but you've got it where it counts, kid."
"Don't look at it like that! Master Yoda said 'Size matters not!'"
Doug S. Machina:
"Negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."
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