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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
Ernest:
"I am not a crook."
flo21:
THE PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her
night stand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
"Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
ampersandwitch:
--- Quote from: Cartilage Head on 11 Feb 2007, 07:38 --- BISMARCK!
--- End quote ---
A delicately sung, heartfelt rendition of "Deutschland Uberalles" might have the same effect. Make sure it's to the rhythm of your lovemaking!
Thunder_Child:
"I really gotta pee"
"It hurts when i do this"
"uhhh.....it's better if you don't look"
"Great, the rest of the orgy is here!"
AnotherQCaddict:
at the apex of the performance, yell the name of every sexually transmittable disease, quickly followed by all cockblockers known to mankind.
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