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Best/Worst things to say during sex?
SirJuggles:
The best part of all of these would just be trying to imagine someone's reaction. Just the sheer look on a person's face after they hear that... :?
Makes me wonder... if you heard most of these, would you stop?
Reed:
I'm pretty sure mine tops most....and it's a true story
My friend was having sex with his new girlfriend for the first time, and just as he enters her she whispers in his ear
"Did Jamie (his past girlfriend) bleed your first time with her?"
frullic:
say "Itsa Me, Mario!"
Doug S. Machina:
I bet that wold be a real passion-killer.
(After) "Don't go far - I'll have to disinfect everything."
Electrified Sprinkles:
Hehe... I was watching Howl's Moving Castle and found some dirty quotes:
"Look out! Crazy Lady with a shovel!!"
(Doesn't matter who says it... it just would take you off gaurd)
"Welcome to my secret Garden... You can come here any time you like..."
(Classic)
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