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PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« on: 28 Mar 2007, 22:01 »

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PAVEMENT PIXIES

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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #1 on: 28 Mar 2007, 22:04 »

Is this, like, indie spam or something?
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #2 on: 28 Mar 2007, 22:25 »

It's trying to gain our trust! It's all a clever ruse!

If it mentioned Broken Social Scene as well, it probably would have worked on me.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #3 on: 28 Mar 2007, 23:31 »

Tis could be good. Let's watch.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #4 on: 28 Mar 2007, 23:58 »

so apparently caps lock doesn't make boring bands interesting

c+ for effort

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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #5 on: 29 Mar 2007, 05:32 »

It's like somebody who had had no prior human contact learned how to speak by imitating hipsters.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #6 on: 29 Mar 2007, 07:04 »

Is it speaking in code?  What's it saying?
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #7 on: 29 Mar 2007, 08:08 »

Let's all play the game that's sweeping the Internet message boards: Is It A Troll Or A Parrot??
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #8 on: 29 Mar 2007, 09:14 »

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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #9 on: 29 Mar 2007, 09:15 »

First, I thought it was a bot.  Then I realized that there are no links to porn, viagra, insurance companies in Moscow, etc. 
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #10 on: 29 Mar 2007, 09:27 »

I'm not sure if I like this thread yet.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #11 on: 29 Mar 2007, 12:55 »

pshhh. this guy is SO not indie. he spelled stephen malkmus' name wrong.
JEEZ. there goes his cred.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #12 on: 29 Mar 2007, 14:16 »

IMITATING TOTAL RIP-OFF  SOLDOUT MAINSTREAM SELLOUTS

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SELLOUTS UNORIGINAL

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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #13 on: 29 Mar 2007, 14:20 »

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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #14 on: 29 Mar 2007, 14:28 »

CECI N'EST PAS UNE PIPE

PIPE, N'EST PAS

PIPAS N'ECI PAS UNE PIPEPIPEPIPE
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #15 on: 29 Mar 2007, 14:32 »

Oh you guys got it so wrong.

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« Reply #16 on: 29 Mar 2007, 15:23 »

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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #17 on: 29 Mar 2007, 16:52 »

are silkworm the worlds most popular band yet? I thought they'd be that when tommy started scratching their name into every 10th person he saw on the street. That kind of thing usually makes headlines.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #18 on: 29 Mar 2007, 17:11 »

We have to convince someone to commit a murder and then blame Silkworm's music. It's worked for everything else.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #19 on: 29 Mar 2007, 18:25 »

The Doors.

Yo La Tengo.

Wilco.

Low.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #20 on: 29 Mar 2007, 18:30 »

Sleater-Kinney.

Shellac.

Husker Du.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #21 on: 29 Mar 2007, 18:33 »

Sonic Youth.

Fugazi.

Owls.

The Stooges.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #22 on: 29 Mar 2007, 18:51 »

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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #23 on: 29 Mar 2007, 19:06 »

Is it too late to say

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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #24 on: 29 Mar 2007, 19:49 »

You know, maybe the original poster just happens to love these guys so much he created an account just to tell us, but in his excitement he couldn't create a complete thought and instead decided to just whip it out and just splooge all over the keyboard, hoping to articulate himself online through pure, unadulterated love instead. And apparently it didn't work, unless his unadulterated love is so pure that mere mortals fail to understand it true meaning, until we have experienced such love ourselves.

Or he could just be some angry kid, trolling, creating stereotypical stereotypes in his free time.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #25 on: 29 Mar 2007, 20:47 »

Stereotypical stereotype.  I so wish that was my display name now.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #26 on: 30 Mar 2007, 05:54 »

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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #27 on: 30 Mar 2007, 06:39 »

I'd like to think that this is some 7 year old kid who ate all of her brother's stash of mushrooms and ended up listening to Pavement and Modest Mouse for 12 hours straight. And then typed "FAT BOTTOMED INDIE GIRLS YOU MAKE THE INDIE ROCKING WORLD GO ROUND" into a search engine and ended up here.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #28 on: 30 Mar 2007, 07:17 »

Dave Tibet should do an album with Bronson Arroyo.  Can you imagine. . .?
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #29 on: 30 Mar 2007, 07:20 »

None of that.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #30 on: 01 Apr 2007, 19:41 »

Guys, guys. Even with cruise-control, you still have to steer.
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Re: PAVEMENT MALKMUS PAVEMENT ISAAC BROCK
« Reply #31 on: 02 Apr 2007, 03:52 »

We're drink-hipstering.
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