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[Inlander]

I think they were largely dismissed as a novelty act in the U.K. This is very wrong.

http://www.myspace.com/artbrut

I can't vouch for any of the new songs on there (new album out in June! Hot damn!), but do yourself a favour and listen to "Emily Kane". If it doesn't bring even a little smile to your face it's time to face up to the fact that there's a very real possibility that you just don't like fun.

[ScrambledGregs]

I get the feeling this thread is going to be the QC forums version of a child born to loving parents only that child has some rare genetic disorder that means the kid will die before he/she turns 10 after years of being an expensive burden and emotional meatgrinder for the parents. They love their child so much and want it to get better, but it just never will, so secretly they are longing for the day when the kid's disorder finally wins and the parents can attempt to move on with their lives and put this tragedy behind them.

[ALoveSupreme]

I once saw an ICP shirt, and attached to it was a female that didn't look as though she were born of wolf and whale.  I might have even considered her attractive.  I had to avert my eyes, it was probably like looking at the opened Ark of the Covenant.

[Joseph]

Guys, this thread was a ton better during the brief time when it wasn't about ICP.  Can we go back to talking about Art Brut or pissing of parents or something?

[fearghal]

Guys, this thread was a ton better during the brief time when it wasn't about ICP.  Can we go back to talking about Art Brut or pissing of parents or something?

or just pissing....

seriously

[jeph]

it takes a man about seven seconds to really get into a good pee

[heyboygetasweater]

I'm disappointed, i was looking through the Juggalo personals, and my state has the most. I need to get out of Ohio

[öde]

the wait is so worth it

[fearghal]

it takes a man about seven seconds to really get into a good pee

idk...let me go see....



yeah thats about accurate.

[heyboygetasweater]

the wait is so worth it

What makes you say that?

[Thrillho]

I think they were largely dismissed as a novelty act in the U.K. This is very wrong.

No, they were more dismissed as being shit outside of one good song, namely 'Formed A Band.' Which was great.

[Johnny C]

shit outside of one good song

This is so wildly incorrect that I have no choice but to upload the entire record in question.

Congratulations, this thread. Your quality has just exploded.

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=2D5ED3885933374C

[Kid Carnival]

He also likes Staind.

There's a Youtube video of Staind AND Fred Durst covering Public Enemy's classic track "Bring the Noise".  And as if the irony of a band of clueless white dudes covering a song by a militant rap group weren't enough, they change the line "Farrakhan's a prophet" to "Farrakhan's a racist", but don't alter the surrounding sentence in any way shape or form, leading to the rather confusing statement, "Farrakhan's a racist and I think that you should listen to what he can say to you."

Anyway, Juggalo personals!  These things are awesome.

I'm sad... I didn't see any of my lo or lette friends on there... it is pretty lame though.

[ScrambledGregs]

I'm disappointed, i was looking through the Juggalo personals, and my state has the most. I need to get out of Ohio

You too?? Jesus Tapdancing Christ Ohio sucks. It can't be explained well enough for people who haven't lived here for at least a few years. There's just a certain atmosphere, a feeling if you will, to Ohio that crushes a (wo)man's spirit like dying from carbon monoxide poisoning. Unless you have some kind of alarm, you don't know you're dead (inside) until it's too late.

[Johnny C]

OI! FUCKS!

I WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF UPLOADING THAT RECORD SO YOU COULD AT LEAST TALK ABOUT IT OKAY THANKS

[Inlander]

Sorry, Johnny. I was too busy listening to their new songs on Pitchfork.

[Johnny C]

Look four posts above yours.

That's what it looks like when someone's trying to accomplish something in this thread.

Jeez.

[onewheelwizzard]

Anyway, Juggalo personals!  These things are awesome.

Those things are fucking terrifying.

[Hat]

it takes a man about seven seconds to really get into a good pee

I disagree. I really don't get into it until about the twelve second mark.

Of course, the old rule of thumb applies that when drinking, divide this by four.

[Inlander]

Look four posts above yours.

That's what it looks like when someone's trying to accomplish something in this thread.

Jeez.

But I already own the album! I already love the band! I mean, if you want to just carry on a parallel conversation here about Art Brut then I'm more than happy to indulge you, but besides that all I can do is offer you my solidarity, man.

[Cernunnos]

Johnny, once it's done downloading it I'll post a review, provided I'm not inundated with school work. Don't worry. There is only so much to say about Icp.


edit: I like this alot. After a second listen and a few finals prepared for, I'll say more.

[fearghal]

it takes a man about seven seconds to really get into a good pee

I disagree. I really don't get into it until about the twelve second mark.

Of course, the old rule of thumb applies that when drinking, divide this by four.

you count when drinking? kudos man. im lucky just to aim.

[Ballard]

You too?? Jesus Tapdancing Christ Ohio sucks.

In my humble opinion, the Buckeyes make up for it tenfold.

OI! FUCKS!

I WENT TO THE TROUBLE OF UPLOADING THAT RECORD SO YOU COULD AT LEAST TALK ABOUT IT OKAY THANKS

I downloaded the album. I've been meaning to get into them as of late, so I thank you.

[Johnny C]

But I already own the album! I already love the band! I mean, if you want to just carry on a parallel conversation here about Art Brut then I'm more than happy to indulge you, but besides that all I can do is offer you my solidarity, man.

It's alright. I'm just trying to convince people that what I say and do and a thread is the part that matters.

[heyboygetasweater]

I'm disappointed, i was looking through the Juggalo personals, and my state has the most. I need to get out of Ohio

You too?? Jesus Tapdancing Christ Ohio sucks. It can't be explained well enough for people who haven't lived here for at least a few years. There's just a certain atmosphere, a feeling if you will, to Ohio that crushes a (wo)man's spirit like dying from carbon monoxide poisoning. Unless you have some kind of alarm, you don't know you're dead (inside) until it's too late.

The best way I can explain Ohio to the outside world would be like watching paint dry, as a party is going on in the next room

[Thrillho]

shit outside of one good song

This is so wildly incorrect that I have no choice but to upload the entire record in question.

I'm sorry, so when the press that I read said Art Brut weren't very good except for that song were lying to me, and they didn't actually think that? My bad.

[Inlander]

What we have here is two different arguments. DynamiteKid, you said originally that the media (that you'd read, at least) had dismissed Art Brut as having only one good song. This is (presumably) a perfectly accurate summation of the media coverage that you have read. Johnny C wasn't taking issue with your assessment of the media coverage, but rather with the coverage itself: namely, the criticism that Art Brut has only one good song. Thus, his argument is not with you, but with the music media!

[Johnny C]

Indeed! If I were arguing with you, the phrase "yo' momma" would be involved at least three times.

Perhaps I've been watching too much 8 Mile.

[epifreak]

I dunno, I've got a bit of a taste for ICP. I also slow down to look at train-wrecks, laugh at dead baby jokes, and find suicide humor hilarious. In short, my taste for ICP is more a manifestation of my morbid sense of humor than anything else. Now, here's an interesting debate point: Do the members of ICP take themselves seriously, or is the band one big joke in bad taste? Either way their existence is pretty funny. If they do take themselves seriously, then, well, see my trainwreck/dead baby comment. If not, we may be discussing the biggest and possibly best practical joke of all time.

[IronOxide]

Am I the only one who would find them no more amusing on either level?

[Cernunnos]

ICP are a joke that isn't funny.

[Thrillho]

Indeed! If I were arguing with you, the phrase "yo' momma" would be involved at least three times.

Perhaps I've been watching too much 8 Mile.

Well, that may be, but the fact remains that YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE GO TO THA MOVIE THEATAH SHE SIT NEXT TAH EVERBODEH

[Cartilage Head]

 I giggle at ICP. They have a knack for writing some pretty funny stuff from time to time.

[Unosuke]

I was into them in the 8th grade. Now a days.....not so much. Now I think they're kind of annoying.

[*Sights*]

I don't know guys, perhaps ICP is historically important. I can't, no matter how hard i try, think of shittier band and for this, they will be remembered forever. FOREVER. Good bands will come and go, entire genres will be forgotten, but when mankind takes its last breath, ICP will still be there..........We are completely and thoroughly fucked.

[Ballard]

Cory wins at yo momma jokes.

"Yo momma is so fat that she will have irreversible health issues."

[imapiratearg]

Not when the Third Impact comes!  ^.^

/end_Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_reference

God, i've been watching far too much of that show lately.

[IronOxide]

You know that it ended over a decade ago, right?

[NiMRoD420]

Alright, for all the "haters" "up in this bitch"...

Witness the lyrical marvel that is "Santa's A Fat Bitch"

Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses.
Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling

[gunshot]

Santa Claus suck my balls
Drunk as hell rinking bells at the malls
Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid
I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh
I sat around all night under the chimney
Holdin my sack like "gimme gimme"
I know that he's commin, he's commin he must
Lookin up nuthin but rust, dust.
Turn on my tv the very next day I see your gettin payed
leadin the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin
Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch)
Another year and I aint get shit
(Another year I aint get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ohh my undertaker)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Yeah I got somthin to say about St. Nick
Fuck that hoe he never brought jack shit
No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal,
So I eat it, cuz there ain't nuttin in the cubbards
So I'll be quick, quick and brief
Alls I need for Christmas is my two front teeth
I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth
I need a few new ones could you help me out
Should of known I'd get the short end of the stick
No kinda gift I didn't get shit
Some say I was bad but that wasn't it
It's all because, Santas a fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa fuck you cuz your a hoe)
Another year and I ain't got shit
(Another year I ain't get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

"Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf thats the ghettoo.
Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything."
[Background:] Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling
horses, horses, horses, horses

Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been?
I see you got cookies and milk on your chin
I guess you had time to collect your ends
You always been down for your rich friend
But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way
Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J
I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft
You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh
All the little rich boys they gettin payed
Countin the toys and duckets they made
Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit
I'm a kill that fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(He ate too much McDonals)
Another year and I aint get shit
(Mrs. Claus is a ho)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Slice that bitch in the big red coat)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

For the neighborhood Christmas and everythings whack
Not a creature sturrin but a fuckin rat
I aint hearin jingle bells I aint hearin nuttin
Aint smellin no turky sure as hell aint no stuffin
All that I payed, wished and prayed
That fat mutha fucka would swing my way
Drop off soldiers and rubber ballz
But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers
Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again
Every year I wake up to the same old shit....house
There be no sign of the fat bitch

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I aint get shit
(Another year I aint get shit)
If I hear him land on my roof
(If I hear him land on my roof)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

Santa Claus is a fat bitch
(Santa Claus is a fat bitch)
Another year and I aint get shit
(I aint ge-et shi-it)
If I hear him land on my roof
(Ro-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoof)
I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth

[record scratching]
"He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile,
A bright red hat you can see for a mile,
A bag full of goodies and a great big grin,
Here comes Santa Claus again."

[öde]

Yeah, I have a feeling posting ICP lyrics won't help your argument for them.

This is a sad fuckin' song
We'll be lucky if I don't bust out crying

How does it feel?
Your night light, your curling iron
Lit up by the sweat of others,
For many's the day
But not from November to May

The floor is littered
With woodchips and apple cores
And hulls of acorns
There is a chattering sound

Because they were squirrels; real squirrels.
(And there were thousands)
This isn't some kind of metaphor,
Goddamn, this is real

To the one true God above:
here is my prayer -
not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote.
(not the first, but the others were a long time ago).
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them.
Her - she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck,
where her necklaces close,
where her garments come together,
where I used to lay my face...
That's where you oughta kill her,
in that particular place.
Him - just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman,
(no particular woman),
let him hold out, hold back
(someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him,
Just fucking kill him!


   Hey man, I wanna have a fight with you
Regardless of my feelings on the subject,
It appears that I am going to

Get up to fight, and forget about it
I've paid more than anyone would advise for this watch and so far i am dissapointed in it....
It beeps at me at noon and seven and nine and i cannot turn off the piece of shit

Hey man, hey!
I wanna have a fight with you
From the way that you behave it is clear
to me you would like to have one too.
Let's stop, dance...
and do what we both came here to do

[NiMRoD420]

That's a poor example. At their best, they're hilarious in an ironic yet extremely juvenile and vulgar way. At their worst, well... I don't really need to explain.

[öde]

At their best, they're extremely juvenile and vulgar way. At their worst, well... I don't really need to explain.

[epifreak]

I think it's mostly hilarious that they have fans that take them seriously. Seriously, ICP is a joke, and juggalos are the punch line.

[öde]

ICP is like that joke that takes like 10 minutes to tell and has no punch line.

Except it's lasted 20 years.

[NiMRoD420]

I disagree, there have been a lot of punchlines. It's just not hip to admit it, so you won't.

[Kid Carnival]

odly enough, we're talking about ICP while I'm listening to another love song. call the irony police!

[imapiratearg]

You know that it ended over a decade ago, right?

It's still a damn good show.

[IronOxide]

I will give you that.

[Ernest]

odly enough, we're talking about ICP while I'm listening to another love song. call the irony police!

Actually, I called the real police, and they're going to really fuck your ICP-loving ass up.

[Kid Carnival]

that wuold explain why I got jumped by the cops. again. I thought it was just another random occurence.