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SeanBateman:
I am pretty drunk and feel like dispensing some wisdom on all y'alls.

Ask me questions, and I will answer them, regardless of what they are about.

Advice, personal information, gossip... you name it, I got it.

Holla!

Lunchbox:
Dear Abby Hobo;

I don't think my boyfriend finds me sexy any more. How can I make the bedroom more interesting?

Barfy:
Dear Hobo,

How do I make a geeky Jewish boy fall for me when next semester I will likely have no reason to see him because we won't be in any classes together?

Verergoca:
Dear Mr. Hobo,

How does one become a Makeout Hobo?? How do you experience the lifestyle? Do you think one Makeout Hobo what this world can handle? Would two make the earth explode in an attempt of the moon to smooch it?

Patrick:

--- Quote from: Barfy on 09 May 2007, 01:15 ---Dear Hobo,

How do I make a geeky Jewish boy fall for me when next semester I will likely have no reason to see him because we won't be in any classes together?

--- End quote ---

Bagels.

(sorry)

Dear Hobo,

how do i growed beard??? :( No, seriously, I should be able to grow a goddamn beard by now, or at least something past miserable peach fuzz. I'm 18 fer fuck's sake.

And Snopes seems to think that shaving it all off doesn't make it grow faster.

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