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jhocking:
--- Quote from: Lunchbox on 09 May 2007, 00:43 ---Dear Abby Hobo;
I don't think my boyfriend finds me sexy any more. How can I make the bedroom more interesting?
--- End quote ---
Post nude pictures on the internet. That'll work like a charm, trust me.
The extra letter:
Dear Hobo,
How do I stop my cat from trying to eat emery boards?
SeanBateman:
I accidentally got too drunk and passed out on my floor in a puddle of spilt whiskey. A little awkward. I will answer questions now.
--- Quote from: Lunchbox on 09 May 2007, 00:43 ---Dear Abby Hobo;
I don't think my boyfriend finds me sexy any more. How can I make the bedroom more interesting?
--- End quote ---
This depends entirely on your own proclivities and true essence. Also what gets his rocks off. Find a way to get him to expose his deepest desires in basic conversation, and then ambush him in the bedroom with unexpected sexieness.
I can pretty much tell you now though, that he will either want a threesome with another girl, light bondage for either you(more likely) or him(unlikely), or he will want you to dress up as Princess Leia.
Also, for me to truly establish what is needed to maximize your potential sexitude, we do need you to email or PM pictures to me, posthaste, so I can understand what kind of lingerie will most excite your lover as it is slowly and tenderly removed, leaving you lighter and him heavier, demanding the union of your two bodies.
Alternatively to all that, just get on top and go crazy.
SeanBateman:
--- Quote from: Barfy on 09 May 2007, 01:15 ---Dear Hobo,
How do I make a geeky Jewish boy fall for me when next semester I will likely have no reason to see him because we won't be in any classes together?
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Don't sleep with him. Granting immediate access to your body will lessen his desire to come closer to your soul through future intimacy. Instead, spend as much time possible this semester talking to him about whatever you can, learn more about his inner essence and true nature. Get under his skin, get into his herat and mind, and then take him out drinking. I am sure a young NYU student like yourself knows places you can drink without fear of being carded. Take him someplace closer to your place than his, and ask him back for a nightcap, or to watch a movie.
Make excuses to be the same places he is, and make sure you are not obvious with your desires right off the bat. Nurture them and let them grow, both in yourself and him, before making the move towards the final union of the sexist kisses.
valley_parade:
Dear hobo,
How come the girls don't like me? It seems that the only ones that do are quite odd in nature.
I THINK WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS...HOW DO I ATTRACT A SEEMINGLY NORMAL GIRL?
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