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IronOxide:
Dear Hobo,

What Shane said.

Barfy:
Kieff, he doesn't drink. All he seems to care about is Heroes and Green Lantern which is lovely because most of what I care about are those things too. But what am I supposed to do with him if he doesn't drink?

Misereatur:
Coffee.

Geeky Jews love coffe.

jhocking:

--- Quote from: Barfy on 09 May 2007, 13:21 ---Kieff, he doesn't drink. All he seems to care about is Heroes and Green Lantern which is lovely because most of what I care about are those things too. But what am I supposed to do with him if he doesn't drink?

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Same plan as far as getting under his skin, and then when you make your move take him to the comic shop on 33rd street. Two doors down is a strip club; on your way out of the comic shop teasingly suggest stopping there, and use that to get him all hot and bothered. It doesn't matter if he actually wants to go; the mere fact that you brought it up will gnaw at his brain, keeping you at the front of his thinking.

EDIT: for reference
http://www.jhuniverse.com/
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-138057376.html

Johnny C:

--- Quote from: Dirk Hopeless on 09 May 2007, 08:56 ---Don't sleep with him. Granting immediate access to your body will lessen his desire to come closer to your soul through future intimacy.

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Dear Hobo,

How do I turn the part where I do this into sexytime kissings?

-JC

Oh and Tommy the dude in Kieff's avatar is the future of superheroism.

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