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Ask The Makeout Hobo
Tyler:
--- Quote from: Dirk Hopeless on 09 May 2007, 08:56 ---union of the sexist kisses.
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You make me giggle, young lad. You make me giggle.
Cartilage Head:
Kisses while telling the female that she should stay in the kitchen?
Dear Hobo,
Guess my deepest fantasy.
SeanBateman:
--- Quote from: Verergoca on 09 May 2007, 01:54 ---Dear Mr. Hobo,
How does one become a Makeout Hobo?? How do you experience the lifestyle? Do you think one Makeout Hobo what this world can handle? Would two make the earth explode in an attempt of the moon to smooch it?
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There is a seed deep inside every young boy and girl, that begins to sprout as they approach adolescence. Every child must then make a choice, whether to nurture this seed, let it grow within them and fill their souls with a ramblin spirit and their lips with an unquenchable desire for kisses, or to neglect it, let it die, and live life without it. You are the only one who can make the decision for yourself, and even you can not know where the choice will take you. Some nurture their seed, but lack the moral fortitude and rougish charm to live the life. Others have the charm, but find themselves debilitated by Mono and Oral herpes before they even get out the gate.
I have smooched the moon already Vergecoa. Perhaps, someday, if you live your life right, you may as well.
SeanBateman:
--- Quote from: KimJongSick on 09 May 2007, 02:54 ---Dear Hobo,
how do i growed beard??? :( No, seriously, I should be able to grow a goddamn beard by now, or at least something past miserable peach fuzz. I'm 18 fer fuck's sake.
And Snopes seems to think that shaving it all off doesn't make it grow faster.
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Some are blessed with the inner strength to create the superior beardage you have seen on the faces of myself, daniel, and others. Some are sadly born lacking this power. I have friends as old as 25 who are still unable to grow anything but the most tragic, patchy, white trash monster truck rally beards. The beard is a thing that, if it is not inside you, is not likely ever to be on your face.
Most girls think they are gross though. Or at least they do until they experience them.
Unosuke:
Dear Makeout Hobo,
How do I become an unstoppable date machine, and have ladies drawn to me in hoards by some unseen force?
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