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Ask The Makeout Hobo
telephone:
Hey sir
How was your day?
No wait that's not the question!!!!
How was your most recent birthday??
I just want to know
SeanBateman:
--- Quote from: valley_parade on 09 May 2007, 09:53 ---Dear hobo,
How come the girls don't like me? It seems that the only ones that do are quite odd in nature.
I THINK WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS...HOW DO I ATTRACT A SEEMINGLY NORMAL GIRL?
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This is a tricky question, and one that really I can not answer for you. The true solution can only come from deep inside yourself. However, one of the best lessons I learned in regards to this was from a man that I truly respect and admire, John Cusack. In the film High Fidelity, he imparted this wisdom "always punch your weight." This is a thing everyone must remember. Not all men are born to fly to the lofty heights that I have, and not all men get to kiss girls as pretty as the one I kissed most recently. Make sure that when you are attempting to attract a seemingly normal girl, she is not Jessica Alba if you are more of a Will Ferrel.
The second step is even harder. Many who aspire to makeouts make the mistake of assuming that they are like the most powerful of magnets, and makeouts are made of iron. Kisses will not fly to you of their own voalition, they must be sought, pursued, and claimed for ones own. They are given, but not freely. They must be earned. If you want to attract a normal girl, for gods sake get yourself around some normal girls. Go to shows alone. Go to bars. Go to cafes. Meet your friends friends. Meet your enemies friends. Just meet new people. And be interesting. Awe them with your humour and insights, delight them with your witticisms, enlighten them with your truly original viewpoints. Be confident in the fact that you are worth kissing, and others will share the belief.
How you perform the ceremonious union of two souls through 4 lips is your own buisiness. And as for getting there, well, I can only show you the road. I can't drive the van down it for you.
Patrick:
--- Quote from: Dirk Hopeless on 09 May 2007, 19:33 ---The beard is a thing that, if it is not inside you, is not likely ever to be on your face.
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Well I mean, there's EPIC beards on both sides of my family, and I've got the bumfluff thing going on in all beard-related areas, but it just refuses to get darker. Should I devour protein shakes (and in the process bulk up like a mothafucka) or just let the bumfluff phase run it's course?
Hat:
HELLO QCm UI GUESS> I GUESS I JHUT WANT OT ASK
I MEAN. IF YOU ARE SO FUCKED THAT COHERENT CONVESATION IS FEASIBLE< HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU RECOMEND MAKING TALK WITH PEOPLE?!?
AND MOR EIMPORTANTLY,.... WHERE THE FUCK IS THE QC DRUNK THREAD.
Johnny C:
--- Quote from: Dirk Hopeless on 11 May 2007, 00:49 ---I can only show you the road. I can't drive the van down it for you.
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oh my god this is the best thing i've read today
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