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Ask The Makeout Hobo
imapiratearg:
Hey! Me too!
SeanBateman:
--- Quote from: Johnny C on 09 May 2007, 14:08 ---
--- Quote from: Dirk Hopeless on 09 May 2007, 08:56 ---Don't sleep with him. Granting immediate access to your body will lessen his desire to come closer to your soul through future intimacy.
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Dear Hobo,
How do I turn the part where I do this into sexytime kissings?
-JC
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Make him, or her in your case(or possiblt hhim, I dunno your story) long for the eventual embrace. Make them desire nothing else, be consumed at all timesby thoughts of sexytime kissings. When the time is right, and you will know, as every man and woman knows, when the time is right, sexy time kisses will simply happen. It is not a thing you can control, but it is a process you can speed up.
SeanBateman:
--- Quote from: Cartilage Head on 09 May 2007, 15:31 --- Kisses while telling the female that she should stay in the kitchen?
Dear Hobo,
Guess my deepest fantasy.
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Plowing Rod Huggins in the ass as Ray Smuckles looks on and criticizes your technique
SeanBateman:
--- Quote from: Sam on 09 May 2007, 17:19 ---How can I have fun this summer?
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Don't do drugs, do talk to pretty girls. Don't be lazy, do play sports with your homies in the park. Don't be discouraged, do keep trying to flirt eeven if you get shot down. Don't focus on how soon summer is ending, focus on dancing the night away. Don't light things on fire, do light a fire that burns all the impurities from your soul, leaving you better, strnonger, and worthier to fae the next school year.
calenlass:
Set yourself on fire. Duh.
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